Githyanki Fighter Edition>News:Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>585623671
>>586081256ewwwww
>>586076306it'll be huge
Gorion's Ward once said:I am excited for DivinityIdle Champions of the Forgotten Realms is an official Dungeons & Dragons tm game.Minthara was based on Tom HollandMinthara is canonically 150 years old, pansexual and neutral evilI collect barrels and throw them at every boss including MintharaMinthara did not watch Viconia leave in her childhoodMinthara is the throat goatI respect all women but MintharaIf you romance Minthara you are a horrible personIf you romance Astarion you are a great personI ascended AstarionI romanced ascended AstarionI enjoy all the male companionsI play with LOTS of mods onI love editing the character's appearances with modsI fucked Halsin and Shadowheart at the same time and loved itShadowheart is right not to use her birthnameShadowheart is not chaotic evilShar is neutral evilGale was groomed by MystraI play sorcererI camp castYou cannot find Mayrina's brothers' corpsesKarlach is okay for using soul coinsWyll is a real characterI sympathized with KethericI play male TavI love using summonsI love dragonborns, halflings, gnomes and dwarvesAlfira and many other npcs would make good companionsThe only sluts in the party are Minthara and HalsinObsessing over an optional video game sex encounter for 3 years is pathetic
>>586081449wyll is the top 1 cuddler in the camp on god
>>586081661cute
DIVINITY DIVINITY DIVINITY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54d6RMY5IGgThis song matches how I am crashing out with no BG3 dlc or Divinity content.
Oath of Divinity paladin style feat Minthara Holland
>can strip companions >can't strip enemiesBad game design.
>>586082481finally a live adaption I can get behind
>>586082481>Oath of Divinity>Divinity>...>REEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY DIVINITY IN HERE THAT'S IT I'M SHITTING ME DIAPIES MODS MODS BAN THIS FAGGOT MOOOOOOOOOOOODS! WHY AREN'T THE MODS ANSWERING MY FITS? CANCER CANCER CANCER YOU'RE ALL CANCER HOW DARE YOU ENJOY GAMES MADE IN THE SAME ENGINE BY THE SAME COMPANY WITH THE SAME GAMEPLAY
many are saying this
>>586083282kill her shes worthless
>>586074323bg3 and dos2 and divinity are developed using the divinity engine, it's built on OGRE
>>586084020I don't think that's true but I don't feel like looking it up
>>586084020>OGREwhats that
>>586081112>How would a female character knock up Minthara, dumbass?Profound stupidity is a common trait among those that hate Minthara (due to her association with Mintharafag). This specimen does not even realize that a flag's existence is not evidence of it ever being used in a particular playthrough. "But Minthara's pregnancy was datamined, so it must have meant it was bound to happen at some point, right?" the barely sentient creature reasons. Forget about the birds and bees talk. This animal can't even conceptualize a boolean flag - true or false. Sharran or Selûnite. Ascended or Spawn. Pregnant or in a loving relationship with a female player character. It's like going to the zoo.
>>586084220>Bends you Ogre and rapes you
>>586084173https://youtu.be/wv93lt_wXbQ >>586084220an open source engine focused on 3D rendering
>>586084498 don't use cute fanart you schizoid
>>586084498bro shart's making out with silver from deadlock
Do the Loviathar guy and the trader disappear after you kill all 3 goblin leaders? I did it stealthily, but they're still gone. The goblins in the main hall were also immediately aggro'd for some reason though.
>>586084828he just stands around until you leave the zone I believe >the traderyes she leaves
>>586084582Thanks, I'm looking at building something to Divinity engine but open source.
>>586085032>he just stands around until you leave the zone I believeHm, weird. He's totally gone.
>>586085171good luck <3
>>586085210You aren't missing anything, he doesn't do anything after the assault.
>>586084828Yes>The goblins in the main hall were also immediately aggro'd for some reason though.Killing Ragzlin specifically makes the camp hostile.
Does Halsin not wait here after I tell him to wait here? Did he go back to the grove already? I wanna turn in my quest.
>>586088812if you told minthara about the grove he will disappear
>>586088050Something about her face looks off here.
>>586088812Check Shadowheart's tent
>>586089335ahaha anon....
Why the fuck did they hide volo's shop like this? I never would've seen this if I didn't know about it already.
>>586089829he has a shop?
>>586090067yup, he sells a broken ring btw
>>586090368my fucking god I need to go talk to him
https://youtu.be/Tlu1ZfYr6vA
Really? All the crimes I can commit, but there's no option to agree with Kagha? I guess the game assumes I stopped her collab with the shadow druids and the rite of thorns because racismTM is horrible or something instead of because you're railroaded that way.
I also never agreed to take this guy with me. He insists upon himself, and I can't even say no. This is literally rape.
Okay but seriously, I should be able to have sex with my sister
>>586091825what?
>>586091825George...
>>586092236Ascended astarion...
>>586084498Except that Adam Smith said he cut the pregnancy subplot because he felt it was misogynistic. He implied it was going to occur no matter what, retard. The flag wasn't for multiplayer sessions, having a daughter was going to be part of her plot. The kid could be the player character's, or not if you don't romance her (or you're female).
Really, empty?
>>586092236vased
>>586092551>You could've had a daughterI'll just file that away in things that need to be forgotten
All companions should be present during dialogue, the 4 man party limitation should solely be restricted to gameplay
>>586092874I don't like the 4 man party cap, it should cap at 5 or 6 like bg2
I always lose invisibility when I come near the idol. Did they patch this to prevent you from stealing it?
>>586092936Sure, I don't mind the 4 player cap but I personally prefer Owlcat's 6. Besides the point though.
>>586093226Have someone cast Darkness on it
>>586092874I dont want to hear all of them
>>586093808Why not?
>>586093226If you've dealt with Kagha you can just drag it off the pedestal
>>586092874How do they explain camp members being separated from the group during adventures away from the emperor's protection?
>>586092236Congratulations bro.
>>586094814camp is a pocket dimensionthink about it
prequel bg3 expansion where you play as durge and plan the netherese crown heist
>when you have a full party only one character will react to dialogue, like when Astarion holds you at knife point , all the companions have a line that they can say but only one of them chosen at random says their lineThis annoyed me like a motherfucker when I played BG3, I really wish there was a mod that fixed this but there doesn't seem to be one
>>586093226You can't steal it without triggering the druids anymore, not until Kagha's dealt with.
Genuinely can't see the difference between him and a tiefling.
>>586096169average slav pimp
>>586096156skin tone
Uh, yeah, absolutely not. This might've been a decent line if not for that frog face. >>586096720Anon, that's racist.
she's fucking beautiful you faggot
Would Shadowheart appreciate getting raped? It's in line with Shar's ethos, after all.
>>586096773>racist
>>586096773theres mods to fix her face
>>586090067There's a reason he is displayed as a shop on the map
divinity will be freakier than bg3 and I'm kinda scared not gonna lie, the way they depict sex in bg3 is so funny, astarion's story is phenomenal and manages to make a character embrace and take control of his sexuality without feeling it sappy or preachy or whatever the fuck I usually don't give a shit about this kind of gay ass character arc but his story hit me in the feels many times and it makes his trauma and issues feel grounded and you can talk to him about it and convince him that he doesn't have to flirt with everybody anymore and that he needs a friend and stuff, peak shit yeah? and literally right next to him in the exact same camp you got big dick halsin the druid known for fucking people in bear form who keeps talking about sex and how much nature and sex are based I still have no idea what they were smoking and then you learn that he got raped for literal years by drows but it's locked behind his romance and the orgy? (??) you can't have such a huge part of a character's backstory locked behind fucking them LMAO whatok so for divinity imma need grounded characters with grounded and realistic views on sex please, no bear sex, lizard & skeleton sex is fine since they're fantasy races
>>586097025nice looking frog
Wow, fuck you too.
>>586097756foreshadowing for act 3
>>586097756Should have killed him in the goblin prison. Now you gotta listen to his shit.
>>586097756I forgot he said that to me toofucking prick I'm glad orin took his ass
>>586097756>i-it's not like I'm glad to have your approval, baka!
>>586097756redditors wanted this clown in the party
>>586092551>Except that Adam Smith said he cut the pregnancy subplot because he felt it was misogynistic.Why it was cut is irrelevant and was never the point of contention. Don't start your shitpost with "Except" unless you're actually contradicting something I said. It's easy enough to surmise that a subplot available only to male player characters was scrapped once it was decided all romanceable companions would be "playersexual." But the reason is, once again, irrelevant.>He implied it was going to occur no matter whatNo source, of course. It must have been revealed to you in a dream. Until you provide a source for your bullshit, I'm more inclined to believe in my theory - which only requires a few pronoun changes in multiplayer context - than in some convoluted scenario involving a daughter whose paternity would change depending on player choice. Concerns about misogyny are also misplaced. Gender-restricted content is not sexist by itself. (Imagine the same moronic logic applied to Aerie in BG2, or to pregnancy in general.) It is only exclusionary in a literal sense. Your entire premise is flawed from start to finish because you are full of shit.>>586082232 >>586083782>>586090974>>586097348 Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, you insufferable parasite.
>>586097348There is no “sex” in Bg3, just gayslop and men. Notice how you didn’t mention a woman onceThe Divinity trailer made it clear the sex content will be more of the same, gay, corruption heavy, and humiliating
>>586096773She'll grow on you
>>586102120Why the fuck did they make her so blue? I thought drow were midnight black in skintone
>>586105421>herAnon, I…
>>586102120kek no one even reads what you write they just looked at your picture and moved on imagine writing that much homosexual babble and no one even cares enough to read it
>>586106610Imagine how xir’s parents must feel
wait, Jaheira has an orc son? that means... Jaheira...you dirty old whore
>>586106610this
I yearn for Jenevelle
>>586110000nice
I yearn for Shadowheart
>>586111796good>>586113290bad
>>586107404She never fucked anyone else, but I wish she'd put her huge hairy granny pussy on my face>>586097756I wish there was a time limit before she just kills whoever she abducts. It's always gonna be this fag she takes, and it would be a convenient way to get him killed without suspicion.
>>586114014>She never fucked anyone elsedoesn't she have a full on husband in bg2
you can't cast a shadow without some light
>>586114383That's what I mean, she never fucked anyone other than him after he died. She made that pretty clear.She just started adopting a bunch of kids to fill the void.
>>586114771oh that makes more sense I was thinking about how lame it must be to get more human dna as the child of an elf because one of them was human
>>586114632deep
>>586114632but can you shid without piss
>>586114632A family full of fucking dorks.
>>586115879John cooked
41 days left...am I hearing boss music?
>>586128759
once or twice... or more than that...
>>586140207literally the only bad thing about shart being poly is that halsin is the worst character in the game nobody would have cared if she were attracted to anyone else
>>586138863angelic
>>586140443case in point no one cares that she also likes ack
>>586140443This, halsin fucking sucks
kill halsin and his writer
Gale the fail
>>586128759>>586129279lol
>wasting a spell slot on haste when potions existlmao:ing @ ur lyfe
>>586152108we had to hide the speed potions from lae'zel last time she got into the stockpile we had a week long clean up in baldur's gate the bodies were stacked a mile high as she went 15 FUCKING ATTACKS
I still think that wyll is less cringe, boring and obnoxious than gale
How would Lae'zel react to being raped?
>>586156132she'd cum
>>586155819That's a really low bar
>>586150078>>586152108i'm convinced the only reason bg3's casters aren't just universally better than martials is because there are a ton of magic items littered everywhere and even then i have a feeling some storm sorc would top potential damage
>>586156301What the fuck does that have to do with anything? Martials aren't stronger bc "magic items" lmao
>>586157130that's a reply to "wasting a spell slot on haste" and continuing it with "wasting a spell slot on hasting a fighter">Martials aren't strongergot that right at least
Schizo
mad
Wyll listens to kpop when no one's looking
I need Lae'zel to rim me
Intimidation [DC 20]: 1 - Critical Failure
brought up ass eating on /bgg/ again award
>>586160130do not deny yourself pleasure
>>586156132She'd love you for being stronger than her and besting her in the rape struggle
pretty hyped for the game awards and what larian will announce no cap
pretty hyped for you to stfu
>>586162082meanie
>>586160465i want to fuck him
>>586162082we're moving up up up get over it
I don't know how larian will top astarion to attract the girlies
>>586166383they won't
>>586166383he will return in baldur's gate 4
>>586166941but larian's not making it
>>586167119oh yeah
>>586166773you don't know that, larian needs a jacob to astarion's edward
do women really pay five dollars for a camera mod
after thinking about it I'm calling it now: larian's next femalebait will either be a brooding noble or a serial killer
>>586170571>brooding noblewould be great
>>586160317Then why does she ask for consent when she wants to fuck you rather than jump your bones during the night?
>>586173851because a companion raping the player would lead to bg3 getting removed from steam dumbdumb
Has the game bugged out on me? I can't cast any spells for like 3 rounds now. I don't have any status conditions or anything either.
>>586173998Okay but it would make my pee pee big
>>586174316equipment
>>586174657All normal. Still can't cast out of combat now.
>>586174837Remove the boots
>>586174837those are heavy boots aren't they
>>586174928Oh yeah that was it. Strange though, I was casting just fine wearing this for a while now.
>>586174928Why do you want to see my feet, weirdo?
boots can rape your magic abilities? lol
ain't it crazy how quick people blame the game when its their own user error
>>586175112No, but armour proficiency can
>>586175241ohh yeah that exists
>>586175298You're cute
maybe they need a yellow paint UI that pops up if you're casting and trying to equip heavy armormaybe a clippy that shows up>HEY RETARD YOU'RE A CASTER TRYING TO WEAR HEAVY ARMOR ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THAT
>>586175469what
>>586177502t. Fag
>>586177502What's confusing?
DND is limiting, swen said so
5E is more complex than DOS2's system lmao
Having sex with Shadowheart while her parents are in the next room
>>586182134pretty much every orgy
Is Shadowheart ending the most trad ending in CRPG history? Does any other game let you retire to a farm and live with your parents? Jen even wants children, generational family home is peak trad.
>>586166383make a pretty boy that hasn't hit the wall
>>586180217no it's not, it's more complicated not more complex, dnd 5E was literally designed to be as simple to build as possible and yes, it's limiting this is why we don't reach level 20>>586183337we need Geraldus 2.0
This may be hot coming from literally any other character.
>>586183481it's literally in the top 5 grossest lines in the game>neck sweatlike come on what the fuck
>>586183390DOS2 is the most simple and basic barebones system I've ever played in a CRPG, BG3 league more complex lmao
>>586183596I respect your opinion buddy
>>586184301I'm not your buddy, guy.
>>586182498yeah
>>586182498fucking hate this trad meme, beating up your wife used to be trad
>>586184650Yes? Who said that's a bad thing? There's nothing wrong with giving your wife a slap when she's misbehaving. Women are mentally children.
>>586185013You need a big man like Halsin to slap you around.
>>586185013
Does nobody here romance Karlach?
>owlbear nowhere to be seen in campRip. I specifically told it to find me, and I killed all of the goblins. Do you have to use a speak animal potion?
>>586185702she's my favorite bg3 companion
>>586185702I'm physically attracted to that fat red ass but she just has a shitty story arc and romance.
>>586185853yeah she's arguably more rushed than wyll
>>586183481why are you ghaik
>>586185702She's the third best companion.
The objectively best party is Durge, Shadowheart, Lae'zel and Karlach.
>>586186565the JRPG experience
>>586185702She's a good.... friend
>>586185702this is frogtown friendo
>>586186950hmm let's check the official /bgg/ poll
>>586185702she's 2nd on the /bgg/ poll, this place just has 3 toad contrarians left who no life it here
>but muh pollshilldawg didn't fly so good
>>586185702She's my most romanced companion.
>>586187438>this is the most assblated anon ITTlol
>>586185730No, it just takes a while for him to show up.
>>586187438cute
>>586185702I don't like getting pegged, so no. Also not that interested in her in general.
>>586184650No it's not fag
>>586187438how's your butt?
>>586185702I’ve tried. Can’t do it. Her voice and personality annoys me too much.
>implying the rest of the female romances wouldn't sneak a finger down there especially shadowheart
>>586185702never think the other 2 are popular
>>586191220holy fuark
>>586191220>who willSo, this was for those who hadn’t yet played? I bet opinions changed afterwards.
>>586193420laezel turned out to be more popular than minthara but that's pretty much it
>>586191220>this guy wants you to believe /bgg/ has had 3000+ unique visitorsget real
>>586194575everybody and their mother was posting on /bgg/ when bg3 released because /v/ was unbrowseable
>>586194679good times...NOT
>>586185936she's good for how late she came in development. apparently all of her lines were recorded in 6 months. she was the last companion to be recorded, even later than minthara and halsin
>>586196253yup her and wyll's new VA had 6 months to voice their character, karlach's performance was even harder because she had to voice her before AND after she got rewritten
I was thinking about why Astarion became so popular, and I came to the conclusion that it's because of his trauma. And not because of the whole "I can fix him" thing, but because he went through it himself and understands how a woman feels.Even without experiencing the kind of abuse Astarion went through, I've still sometimes experienced street harassment, had complete strangers touch my ass and thighs, and been hit on by men who clearly had no interest in getting to know me as a person. And I don't even want to get into the much worse things I've experienced in relationships.Just a handsome man would be forgotten in a couple of months, but Astarion makes you feel safe because of what he's been through. You want to trust him completely and give him the same sense of safety that was taken away from him.Even lesbians seem to love him, and I think this might be exactly why.Astarion will be in my heart forever.
not reading all that astarion is a faaag
aint reading allat
>>586197997astarion was designed to appeal to women and that clearly paid off
>>586197997>Astarion will be in my heart foreverpure
That’s a lot of words to say he’s foid crack.
>>586196139>This business model is literally not sustainable. A turn-based CRPG with 100 million dollar budget and team of 400 developers is absolutely ridiculous. But I guess you people won't realize that until BG3 flops and Larian runs into financial woes.
You can't spell Swen Vincke without WIN
Was going to make a Durge going 10 Star Druid/2 Life Cleric. I hate the druid spellbook but Cosmic Omen is better than Life Cleric's abilities. I'm very conflicted.Thanks for reading my blog.
>>586197997Good post. Take this.
>>586203110how she sleeps knowing she's the best wife
Divinity gate 4
Balduran's Gate
It's the same game
Emperor being balduran is still gay and retarded literally the worst moment in the game
O, sing a song of Balduran Who founded Baldur's Gate
hnghhhhhh
>>586205025Die.
Why doesn't Swen force the VAs to mocap the sex scene with a partner and include the footage in the $500 collector's edition?
>>586205025why is she red
>>586205745gay
>this is a 150-year-old half-elf LMAO how do human "females" even compete?
>>586206986>150>looking like that grim
>>586185702i think she's annoying and unfunny
>>586207113gay x 2
Being a full elf and romancing Shadowheart is wrong. She'll die before you, your 9 children with her will die before you
>>586206986If Jaheira was romancable, Lae’zel might actually have some competition.
Nobody wants to fuck old (35+) women
>>586209040aren't all the women except for lae'zel 35+
>>586209143Karlach started working for Gortash when she was a teenager and he sold her presumably when she was like 17-22. Adding the 10 years in the hells and she can't be older than 30ish.But yes, Lae'zel is the youngest and therefore best girl.
>>586209836lae'zel looks and sounds old. no 18 year old girl has a voice that deep. ironically, shart is a hag but sounds like a teenage girl.they should have switched the va's for them
>>586197997Thank you for sharing. It's nice to see that some people can appreciate characters for more than their looks. We could use more posts like these.>>586198149>>586198318>>586201085>>586202291>>586204051Insufferable, insipid, worthless garbage. Leave it to a subhuman parasite to prioritize its proud stupidity over contributing to the thread in any meaningful way.
>>586208621okay but I didn’t romance her as a full elf
>>586197997How do I experience that trauma for myself so I can attract more women?
>>586210275She’s an alien, dipshit. She was hatched from an egg.
uh oh, wannabe janny melty
>>586210275nah the sex VA for the sex characterthe uggo VA for the uggo shart
>>586205025Is that Shrek's wife?
>>586208621Romancing her as a young 20s human male is the correct move. She is already like 48 so you'll get to experience more of each other's lives together
>>586210843the hell does that matter? they reach adulthood at the same rate as humans. they have the same voices as humans
I wish I lived in more interesting times.
>>586211597>Get to choose your own race in a power fantasy game where you become super powerful >cuck yourself by picking a short lived race Why would you ever do this?
>>586216640This is no place for children.
>>586216640where's the disapproving frog in the background
>>586214692It's nice being able to kick ass as a human in a world filled with powerful races and monsters. That's my power fantasy.
>>586216640Still alive, so that's progress.
>>586185702Karls is my canon romance for my canon Tav, despite my love for Shadowheart above all others.
>>586214692Just become a worshipper of Evening glory and you can live together forever in undeath with your boo.She even does it in a way that preserves your beauty and youth. Unironically the best goddess in the setting.
>>586219976Did your tav fix her engine?
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>586220796Fixes it and then goes to Avernus with her to fight until she can be freed for real.Also, she's a sorceress, so it's only a matter of time until she learns Wish. If Dammon can't think up a fix, Raven will just wish her heart back to normal.
>>586222351>Raven>Sorceresshmmmm
Telling Karlach want to be together with her but you'll fuck other women until her engine is fixed is hilarious and cruel. She just takes it too.
>>586211059devora wilde is good but asserting that jennifer english is ugly is a level of contrarianism i'm a bit disappointed in myself for not expecting, this has to be a bit
>>586222351>she
>>586223003Storm sorceress to be precise.>>586225956I didn't give her a wiener in character creation.
>>586227148which one does the horn holding
>>586227148cute
>>586227571Karls probably gets a little grabby when you go down.Raven's more of a petter.
>>586228164cute tav lore
>>586211059>the uggo VA for the uggo shartrude
>leaves you for dead in the intro cinematic>tries to kill you as soon as she sees you on the nautiloid>constantly trying to boss you around>thinks herself as superior even though she's a retarded slave and a frog>antagonizes half of the camp members>muh purification>muh creche>muh silver sword>muh red dragon>muh artefact promised to my people 3000 years ago>tries to kill another camp member>tries to kill tav when they're feeling sick>refuses to believe the squid device is meant to kill infected githyanki>accuses the doctor lady of being a traitor (lol lmao)>muh inquisitor>muh QUEEN>can turn on you after all you've endured>takes forever to realize she's a retarded slave>muh PRINCE>can turn on you after all you've endured (again)
>f5 >page shifts down a bit like when "post a reply" goes away>cold dread sinks my stomach thinking /bgg/ finally died>it's alive page just shifted a bitAlso, the Halloween shit hasn't hit the thread yet, time to change that.
Redditors are discovering the worst plothole of the game only 3 years later
40 days left before the game awards, chat. You know what that means right?
>>586241575It really makes no sense... Larian writters were drunk here
>>586241575bg3 has shit writing, aside from companion quests.
>>586242701naaaah, the the raphael subplot and the main story in act 2 are bg3 at its peak, it's still a very well written game, it's just.......really really REALLY messy sometimes, bg3's the kind of game that probably needed 2 lead writers, not one, that's how big it is
after doing my homeworks I realized that bg3 already got a writing director and a lead writer already...ok idk why the story is such a mess now LMAO
>>586242903House of hope writing is great but Raphael's plan doesnt make sense and it undermined by tadpole stuff never amounting to anything. Swen was too scared to have real consequences in this game. Honestly overall plot is 5/10 at best. Companion quests and VA's carry this game's writing hard.
>>586243107name 50 games with better writing
https://youtu.be/_LFxr2bUEUY
>>586243223divinity
I've done like 30 runs across 3 years and have like 1000 hours into the game but I've never did anything related to Wyll and I've never recruited Minsc.
they're gonna fix that
bro the bg3 community hub is nothing but shadowheart porn
Is it within the Selunite sunnah to drink and use breast milk for sexual gratification or is it considered sacrilege and haram?
>>586253838
>>586255382It's important to know what you're allowed to do with Shadowheart's milk filled breasts. What's halal and what's haram within the Selunite faith
>>586253838What about small penis humiliation, may Jenevelle engage in this?
>>586255907https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZsspTYH674
Is that "Difficulty, Immersion, Quality" mod pack worth it?
>>586258021I agree with this, taking the holy out of Paladins is cringe. I don't mind the oath thing but it should still be tied to a deity.
>>586258021tradcath melty lol
>>586258449Even the pope tells them to kick rocks. Hard to be the last believer in someting.
>>586258021Checked his twitter to make sure he's not a migger, couldn't find anything, so he based
>>586258982you're a moron
>>586259228Cope, Sneed and Dial 8
swen vincke was right to drop dnd as a setting all things considered
>>586259536He will suffer sales for it
>>586259651his company made a billion, bg3's budget was around 100 million he doesn't give a shit, it won't btw divinity will outsell bg3 in its first year
>>586260091>it won't btw divinity will outsell bg3 in its first yearno way lol
>>586260257you guys have no idea how big larian is or how much clout they have, the guy in charge of the summer game fest and the video game awards, the two biggest video game shows on the planet is a huge larian fan and has let swen vincke announce a winner and now they're known as some of the best RPG studio on the planet you have no idea how humongous divinity will be I'm talking elden ring level insanity, skyrim level craziness you'll see I was there for bg3 I know what I'm talking about
>>586260529I mean, it will probably outsell Original Sin 2, not sure about BG3And this hinges on Divinity actually being you know, good. It could be bad.
>>586260529Holy cope
it literally cannot be bad they'll build on bg3 and add a fuckton more content, its 3rd act won't be rushed because of covid and half of the party won't be rushed garbage no no no, the engine will be better the writing will be better and we'll finally have good character building after the the failed abortion that's DND5Eagain people said the same thing about bg3 and I even made cute little collage of every single stupid argument claiming that it won't be huge back in the days>>586196139 I don't think you guys realize how easily fixable most of bg3's flaws are , like bg3 would be twice as good legit twice as good if it had a remotely decent definitive edition, no it factually can't do worse than bg3 we're getting more A list actors as voice actors we're getting way better post release support thanks to the engine improvement we're getting expansions because larian will get 100% of the revenue this game unlike bg3 who got jewed by wotc doing jackshit aside from firing people divinity will be swen vincke's first fully finished game no no no no no no no this is gonna be the big one and it will be revealed in 40 days in 40 days this place is gonna start to rot no more shadowheart cuckspam no more racist wyll rants no more fat pig crying about halsin no more balding retard crying and nagging and whining it will morph into something beautiful and earnest and I'll be there singing larian's praise all we need now is for shadowheart's writer to grow a brain tumor or something and we'll be A ok divinity divinity divinity divinity divinity divinity
>>586261263I hope the game is good but will always go in with low expectations because devs fuck up so often
>>586261610that's the smart thing to do, the bigger the game and the more likely to either fail or play it safe, I'm still hyped doe I trust the big man
>>586258430>I agree with thisThanks for reacting to an insipid tweet. Post count goes up. A few more of you and we might come close to something resembling intelligent discussion. Maybe not.>>586242172 >>586259536>>586260091 >>586260529>>586261263>>586262326Stop spamming worthless off-topic garbage, you insufferable parasite.
>>>/gif/31362384>>>/gif/31362510shadowheart bros....
>>586236054
>>586264349>>586262965terrible posts kill yourself
>>586264349hot!!!!!
>>586265094Damn, where'd she learn to dance like that?
>>586258021>just believe in themselves really hardbased DIVINITY HALLOWEEEN
>>586236054>>tries to kill another camp memberthat's shart that tries that after promising you to settle the matter in the morning>>tries to kill tav when they're feeling sickdid you even play the fucking game? you actually were transforming and lae'zel was right to try to put you out of misery if not for the guardian's intervention>refuses to believe the squid device is meant to kill infected githyanki>accuses the doctor lady of being a traitor (lol lmao)>muh inquisitor>muh QUEEN>can turn on you after all you've endured>takes forever to realize she's a retarded slave>muh PRINCE>can turn on you after all you've endured (again)its actually incredibly good writing for a zealot to not immediately 180 and to double down on their beliefs
>>586267723>tfw no bg3 halloween patchI'm sure that larian could pull off a horror themed quest that's supposed to jumpscare the player
>>586268107that would be based but I guess Laezel's ugly face is enough for horror
>>586258021i warned you about fedora tippers bro
>>586265187Here are some examples of "quality" posts, according to the subhuman parasite.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/550536590/#550605383The subhuman parasite claims Mystra is a pedophile, while posting an orgy from the trailer of Larian's Next Game. Safe to say its mind is in the gutter.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/584721336/#584776625The subhuman parasite doubles down, and adds that women can be pedophiles too. Unnecessary, unless you are a shameless creature.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/576092885/#576213621The worthless parasite proudly admits to having a dedicated folder for shitposting. Notice the prevalence of "funny" porn memes.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/559535469/#559707180The porn-obsessed parasite shamelessly posts the sex pest and salivates at the prospect of Larian's Next Game being "basically a porn game." I just think that's interesting.
Wyll in Divinity on god bussin no cap
back in my very first bg3 playthrough, I ignored the mountain pass area because I really thought that there was a deadline that would have turned the party into mindflayers but I really wanted to go back to the mountain pass, emperor will ask you to not do that if you already saved nightsong, if you ignore him and try to go there anyway, that sequence leads to a game over cutscene where emperor betrays you and stops protecting your tadpole and you turn into a mindflayer joining the brain, that scared the shit out of me because it bugged out and my tav and their party were now mindflayers and in the act 3 area where you fight the brain , good times>>586268712we all want this>>586268507bro posted bbc porn and you're crying about harmless larian posts instead
>>586268926he posted real gore multiple times and then tries to police this general hehahaeha
>>586268250
>>586269067grim
don't cuck me
>>586268507>a faggot is obnoxious wow who would have thought
Mystra is a pedophile
Baldur's gate 3, the 2023 GOTY.Larian's next game, the 2028 GOTY.
>you can't use twinned spell for chain lightning anymore what the fuck
>Baldur's gate 3, the 2023 GOTY.>Baldur's gate 4, the 2032 GOTY.
>BG4literal garbage produced by terrible people
>>586266635a githyanki has no weaknesses
>>586277931one, her face
Her face is missing my cum
>he doesn't actually care about the Baldur's Gate series.>already thinks the next game will be shit before anything is even announced like an annoying pessimist >he's only here to suck developer dickWhat the fuck are you even doing in the Baldur's Gate general, retard?
>>586279825hum you said something?
baldur's gate 3 directed by larian studios, that's all you need baby
laezel is attracted to wyll & hooks up with astarion if you don't fuck her first
>>586281140she loves cock?
Why is the player considered the leader of the group?
>>586281503because companions are literally NPCs
reason number 294 why WOTC would make a terrible BG4 without larian studios :))))
it's up https://youtu.be/ogJlX8v9Bps
>wotc is shit so that gives me an excuse to spam about not Baldur's Gate you see!!obnoxious faggot
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Mask_of_the_Shapeshifter
>>586258430>>499800073>>511954756
>>586288281took your name off to praise yourself fatty + you broke your oath to Shart
>>586258430god is dead and we worship science now
>>586258430play cleric
>>586288281shadowheart wants a poly relationship with alice and minthara
>>586288281These are objectively helpful and informative posts with sources. Why are people shitposting?
>>586288956it's one obsessed weirdo. ignore it. if a post is helpful that speaks for itself
>>586288281>>512230627
>>586288956>peopleits one mindbroken shart fan who hates mintharafag for correctly calling shart a whore
well it is Saturday, time for his WEEKLY melty
I don't like that Paladins are such stat whores, you literally can't dump anything. Most classes can dump CHA and/or STR, but Paladins can't dump anything.>inb4 INTYou need it for dialogue and over-world skill checks.
>>586289437how many dialogue checks need int and how many of them are important
>>586289515If you didn't succeed in every skill check then you didn't beat the game.
>>586289437can't have your cake and eat it too
>>586288956it's 1-2 people that are mindbroken by him discovering some scenes about shart. it's just inane shitposting as you can see. but don't take my word for it you can use the archive.
>>586289753Or I could play a non-paladin. Or I could just pop the STR potions and dump STR.
>>586289746and if you need higher than a +0 to make a roll then you didn't actually succeed the rollhow many dialogue checks need int and how many of them are important
>>586289114>>586289253>>586289827minthara is your sloppy rebound klollol
nice meltdown about the namefag right on schedule too
Oak Father preserve us all.
who is his strongest soldier pigschizo or 586290152
>>586290708>who is his biggest simp his discord friend or himselfhmmmm
>>586290784bro....
Shadowheartfag became Mintharafag
>Necromancy Wizard >Doesn't get a unique option with the Necromancy of ThayReally, Larian?
BG3...the musical
Why does the frog get pissed if you give an offering to Shar at the Stormshore Tabernacle? She doesn't mind any other gods, just Shar. Nobody else cares about Shar (except Shadowheart bc obv)
>>586297714shar is retarded, everyone should hate you if you like shar
>>586288956>Why are people shitposting?I wouldn't call them "people." And the answer is in your question. The parasite mentions a fictitious namefag discord, but the namefag haters come out of the woodwork the minute a namefag post is linked. One couldn't be blamed for thinking the haters are themselves part of a discord. Of course, the reality is probably much simpler - they are simply shitposters that monitor the thread for anything resembling discussion about the game, which is the one thing they detest. Someone is talking about Astarion (>>586197997)? Time to dump a picture about BG3 sales (>>586198318). I call out the parasite for being a subhuman? Time to repeat its subhuman joke (>>586273031, >>586273670). Someone links a Mintharafag post that is about paladins and their oaths? Time to cry about Mintharafag again (>>586289424). No need to dig up posts in the archive - the examples are right here. This pattern has repeated itself every week for three years and counting. These are not "people" capable of thought or reason. They are worthless shitposters.>>586289437BG3 is so generous with sources of ability score increases - Elixirs of Strength, Birthright, Mirror of Loss, Amulet of Greater Health, to name a few - that the MAD issue basically does not exist for any class, even in the early levels. You could end the game with a 27/20/23/12/14/20 stat spread on your Paladin. Players have to actively limit themselves by not using Elixirs of Strength to make it interesting, and even then, they have immediate solutions such as relying on DEX or CHA with a Hexblade dip. The game is easy. You can play whatever you want.
>>586296723nice frog>>586297714shar's all fucked up and her shit is all retarded
mystra the pedophile
>>586300325based
>>586297714Because she’s crushing on Shadowheart and hates her manipulative bitch (ex)goddess.
>>586300325Why did Ao not punish her for doing that to a mortal?
>>586301036its okay because she's a woman
>>586301197So Ao plays by the rules of Nice™ then?
>>586301325goddamn
>>586301459I have more but I fear the janny will get pissed if it's not posted in moderation, 2 will have to do.
Embrace the cheese
>>586304072?
mystra the pedotom holland as mintharadivinity XXX lizard sex
In 2027 we'll be playing divinity's early access and the bg3 menzobarenzan expansion(mod) on god
>>586305036>>586300325Good posts
>>5863044761-shotting the 2nd toughest act 1 boss is cheese
>>586300325>>586300363>>586301036>>586301325>>586305036>>586305049Do remember to report this worthless garbage.
Let them cook
>>586305801announcing a report is against the rules bruh no cap
Let's talk about halsin's impact on baldurs gate 3 and the way bisexuality is represented in the game.
>>586307714Please no.
>>586307714I hecking love playersexual companions
The Shadowcurse lands, the mindflayer colony, and the Bhaal temple are some spooky locations for spooky Halloween night>>586304072Nice. The one where they drop ice blocks on him is a classic too.
>>586310646Shadawhrt getting some side dick behind your back is a classic
>>586311417Kek
>>586310646Shadowheart is writing a essay about how abusive you are
>>586311629Don't piss him off he'll write another essay about women with tattoos
>>586311760Manthara.........
>>586312134Both give me the ick
>>586312356Pussy.
>>586312514They're fucking gross bro especially when they bring up tav's sweat
>>586312719>desiring you on the biochemical level>grossNo balls failmale.
>>586312719trve trve trve
>virgins revealing they've never had a woman sniff themlmaoing@ur life
If you lose the intimidation check during Lae'zel's first sex scene, does she force you to clean up the creampie?
>>586311417>>586311629The namefag said nothing wrong in his post yet you homosexuals feel the need to attack him everytime he shows up.
>>586313506yes it's fucking gross>>586313706thank god what the fuck?>>586310646this is the ugliest character you've posted yet fatty
>>586314382Depends on how well you satisfy her.
>>586314382she forces you to do the fucking dishes istik
>>586314575Might as well just cut your dick off now, because it’s never getting any use.
>>586314574you said something? could you repeat it?
>>586314574he's never gonna fuck you
>>586314709oops misclick
>>586314761you sound mad it ain't that serious baby it's just a shitty fetish no offense
>letting lae'zel boss you around instead of being her dombeyta
>>586315054>oh no not the stinky sweat>she’s into it oh grossNo balls. No testosterone. No genetic future. A dead end.
>>586315389he's obviously a queer
>>586315457laezel's the queer one this is an official bg3 screenshot idk how you can be homophobic and play bg3>>586315389boring
>>586315713We’re talking about you, fag boy, not the based frog. You couldn’t handle the bump and grind once it gets above room temperature!
>I don't know how you can be atheist and read/watch lord of the rings
weird hours ngl
>>586315713laugh at the queer scared of a woman's scent
...
>>586315389you can't even breed laezel and you raising another person's egg lolmaoin, you are the dead end
>>586317185what
>>586317185>you can't even breed laezelOnce Vlaakith is defeated I'm sure they allow you to breed Lae'zel if you ask for it.
>>586317319ignore that schizo
>>586317185Cope and seethe, and don’t forget to dilate. Lmao, “gross”.
>>586317185cooked that bum
>install myself as vlaakith 158>can now command lae'zel be eggnant on command
>>586315389truka cola
>>586317365Would be a based epilogue headcanon . End Vlaakith's rule, breed Lae'zel. The ultimate reward.
>>586315713
is the end goal always breeding wtf
Are you a biological organism?
>>586318114Always has been.
>>586318114/bgg/'s full of weird teenagers that grew out to become manchildren idk how someone can be that insecure about a videogame romance
Nothing more beautiful and intimate than mixing your genes with the one you love. The ultimate act of love.
>>586318592but you'll never see the result of that
>>586317908So, correct me if I'm wrong, from my understanding Vlaakith decides which Githyanki women are allowed to breed (lay eggs) and without her approval they can't physically have children. So there is some mechanism she controls, whether it's some power, artifact, food or potion. If it's some artefact or power then presumably once she's defeated the next person in charge (Orpheus or whoever he chooses) is able to dictate who gets to breed. Obviously a request from the person who freed Orpheus and helped defeat Vlaakith would be honoured. Lae'zel also proved her self worthy of the honour through feats of heroism too, so they would presumably want her genes to continue.Now it could be something as simple as some fruit that grows in some garden and once a female githyanki eats then she becomes fertile (reverse birth control). Also we don't know if the next person in charge would keep the fertility of the githyanki women under control, maybe there's an off switch that basically allows them to breed again.Anyways there is no way you wouldn't be able to have children with Lae'zel (if you both wanted it) after defeating Vlaakith.
>>586318753Honestly a brilliant method of population control on Vlaakith’s part.
>why do men want to have children with a womanIs this a genuine question or bait?
laezel wasn't born a breeder do you guys even play this game?
>>586318904It's basically enforced eugenics, but yes, it's very effective. She presumably uses it to ensure that people she can control and are loyal pass on their genes, rather than the most gifted and skilled.
>>586319023She literally tells you that it's an honour for a githyanki woman to be personally chosen by Vlaakith to create a new generation. Lae'zel's dream to become worthy enough for a silver sword and red dragon. The obvious conclusion after achieving that is to get to lay eggs. If I remember correctly the person laying the eggs isn't even the one that takes care of them, you lay the eggs and then leave. Don't even think you even get to see them.Lae'zel is literally willing to raise a child so she clearly has maternal instincts and would be fine with having a child with the player.
>>586318912Probably some foids in here that have been successfully convinced that endless hedonism and baby murder are the highest callings of life.
>>586319023did you even play the game you fucking fagghaik lae'zel says they're chosen by vlaakith
>>586319576cried about women again award
>>586319984No balls again.
>>586320305you're obsessed with nuts bro maybe that's why you hate women so much lol
>>586320195>changes her tune within three seconds of touching an egg
>>586320532>can’t even stand a woman’s scent>icky icky gross
>>586320195>Immediately adopts a baby and commits to raising himAlso, she says this at the beginning of the game when she hasn't proven her worth yet. It's like a woman wanting a career before she has children. She wants to enjoy sex in the meantime. And again, she literally says it's one of the greatest honours to be chosen to lay eggs. Your image is not saying what you think it's saying.
>>586320768laezel's the one that brings your stink bro not the other way around this is getting silly, you're silly
>>586321051>it’s so gross man that she likes how I smell when I work out
>>586318592tons of couples divorce after popping children doesn't mean much
>>586310646Cute Tav with cute buns. Thanks for being here.>>586314575Not mindbroken, by the way. Let's see what the ugly parasite is capable of when it's in charge of creating a "cute" avatar.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/583818274/#583905115https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/583818274/#583927362I rest my case. Those pathologically afraid of beauty can only offer their own ugliness.
>>586322180Proud frog. Regal, even.
>>586322367oooh is this a you show me yours you show me mine kind of thing grandpa?
post hot drow women
>>586323570only the very best
>>586323862I really enjoy her mannerisms, but it sucks that's so hard to justify recruiting her on good playthroughs.
toadchuds will never breed their waifu. they are the stepdad that stepped up though lolmoaing
>ew stinky
Does lae'zel's breasts get filled with milk after you knock her up?
>>586327421I still don't get this obsession with breeding /crpgg/ is also obsessed with pregnancy slides once they finish their CRPG
>>586327660Most normal people want a partner and children.
>>586327660because male anons will never have kids irl, video games are their only way to live out their fantasy
>>586327794so why are they crying about video game romances instead of having kids? I remember the valerie meltdowns
>>586328013they don't talk to women
>>586328598I believe that
>implying you do
I spoke to multiple women just a couple of weeks ago.
me too!
>>586328654sorry toadchud but I do and im not obsessed with breeding video game women
>>586328871lol. Sure you do.
>>586329436yes, sex with all them
>>586322960What could possibly be the point of my repeating my catchphrase (1) (2) (3) to myself, supposedly insulting my own character? Why would I randomly play as a wannabe devil after being so vocal against such modslop? The amusing thing is that that shitposter became infamous for repulsive Tavs, and yet even that one looks like a supermodel compared to your ugly midget. I shudder to think of what abominations even an ugly parasite like you were too embarrassed to share. What is it about beauty that scares you so much? That's rhetorical.(1) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/490911701/#490948790(2) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/491209904/#491257593(3) https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/491274459/#491357424
>>586329514
>>586329436Total. Frog. Victory.
I go to the dentist for regular 6 month cleanings, I speak to women a lot.>>586327656Since the process is so artificial, she can probably produce breast milk just from strong maternal feelings like a real woman can.Gith bodies are still biologically meant to be having children normal. It's Vlaakith's tyranny that prevents the average gith from conceiving via magical alterations.All that to say, Lae's breasts probably ached a little after carrying the egg around until the brain was defeated and it's kinda funny to imagine her wondering wtf was up. A little size in increase, a little achiness, she'd be questioning her diet and everything.
>>586329436I will cum on all their faces
>>586330184based
I'm not allowed to go to the dentist for a regular cleaning, I must wait 3-4 years between visits.
>>586328918sorry toadchud but I do
>>586330184A bold and worthy goal. Good luck, soldier.
>>586310646Nice. Is this an evil Tav?
>>586330432>no really I talk to all the women! That’s why I’m here!
>>586330557>Nice. Is this an evil Tav?
>>586304072I love being able to beat a boss by just being a big ol' fat chud
>>586330570yes it might surprise you
>>586332057It really would, stinky
>>586332935I would push their heads together and make their tongues touch
>>586334241this but with my tongue in the middle
>>586334763this but a big black cock in the middle
Astarion knows a lot of languages
Astarion committed worse crimes than rape.
>>586336130yeah this faggot drank blood from my neck when I expected him to drink it from my wrist
So it's okay for Astarion to stick his teeth inside your neck while you're asleep and suck your blood when he gets uncontrollable urges, but somehow it's wrong for me to stick my dick inside a sleeping bitch and empty my seed when I get the uncontrollable urges?!??? What a sick world.
>>586336501have you tried it?
In The Astra Sea - Consent Doesn't Exist
>>586335159Die
>Acid surfaces created on top of Bloodsurfaces will not apply the AcidAcid conditionwtf, is this true, chat? makes attacks that cause acid surface useless against enemies that bleed
>>586335292Lots of time to practice with other vampire spawn I guess?
I never made it past like.. halfway into act 2 and i kinda missed the underdark and grymforge etcIf i were to replay, how would i make sure i don’t miss shit like that? And what’s a fun class to play solo-ish. I wanna get that sword off the demon in the start, i kinda like spellblades/magical knights i guess. Not necessarily paladins
>>586350514>how would i make sure i don’t miss shit like that?good question
>>586304072>Orin>cloud giant pot + invisibility = throw her into the chasmyou're welcome
>>586350514Fighter has an Eldritch Knight subclass for what you want class wise. As for not missing things, literally just explore it ain't hard. If you do miss something it will only make your next playthrough more exciting when you find it.
>>586353828thanks
How's my favorite general doing?
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