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initiate the flar queue
Uh, guys..? I think I'm being followed......
Anyone for some Salmon at rotation?
Please join Knight....
Fryezuri.
>>586073290Don't look back
Today I will kiss a floplet
>>586073552Yes
Its spooky weekend time to watch The Back Wooms
>>586073809I am, I will play for my NSO mission and that's about it.
divegrass manager here. seems like the time between replies to the proof of interest anchor caused some sort of tripwire decision which ended up excluding us.>>585541016what i'm getting from this is that you lads are responsible for being faster on replying next go around regardless of you lads being wagecaged or whatever is going on. still i appreciate the couple /ink/ers that did wind up showing. till we meet again! (in open)
the cephs that just stand there after a shift with none of the end shift rituals. not diving into the green abyss. not smooching homies on the egg box. not squid partying. they both seem to stare at nothing in particular, and something far, far in the distance. quiet. their minds turbulent under the still waters of the surface.Slomshocked they call it.poor bastards...
>>586073552I can join too if you are actually playing.
>>586075679Opening
>>586075638I hate people like that. I can tell they're soulless husks in real life with no aspirations.
>>586073290If she follows you that means you can keep her.
>>586073552any room?
>>5860760293/4 wave 2.
>>586075638I often do that cause I shift my attention to my second monitor.
>>586076029Coming up.
>>586076029Opening
>>586076476>>586076490lemme in therewhich
So which one is the real general?
>>586076641My condolences, 4/4.
>>586077179The one with the fancy badges.
I didn't know kraken could get encircled by steel eelhuh. you learn something new
HAIDARAAAAA!!!! GGs.
GG's SR
>>586077179Let your dick decide it for you
ggs big chungus down
ggs
>>586075713show some sympathy, they have Slomshockthey're back at Grizzco in a corner muttering things like>"P-put the bombs in the egg basket, and e-eggs in the bomb basket" over and over>"I keep crying for help. B-but I think I'll spend my l-life in this lifering.">"I d-didn't know you c-c-could get three lowtide glowfish waves in a r-row."they rock back and forth, hugging their knees to their chests.
>>586075638You’re never too young to have a Salmon Run flashback.
>>586074897Felt like we got the around the same amount of interest as usual but I don't think anyone thought we were on the chopping block. Sorry.
I am so looking forward to the float/main stage group photos this weekend.
My woomy wants to try out a new weapon because she thinks her main is holding her back.
>>586079978Do be careful of the other’s who use the same weapon. Those kids can be cruel.
https://x.com/Wasarety65/status/2115469429186175341/ink/ is this true?
>>586080681My woomy is not here because she's skipping school.
>>586080681my woomy is not here because she doesn't have any friends
>>586080681My woomy is not here because she's an adult wooman
>>586080681My woomy is not here because she dropped out and is unhireable and unloveable
>>586080681My woomy is not here because this is two seconds after she jumped off thr building.
>>586080681My woomy is here because I played the pb
>>586080681My woomy is not here because she wears the Schoolyard Scrap Jack.
Help!
>>586080681My veemo is not here because she's too busy trying to eat a Dynamo roller
>>586080681My woomy is not here because she's too cool for school
>>586080681my yeb
>>586080681I'm sorry woomy, but somebody told me there's nobody here
>>586080681and a-one!and a-two!and a- ...
>>586080681my woomy isn't here because I have a yeb, not a woomy
>>586079920we were and i kinda see why now. people'd rather respond to >>586080681 than see the team or respond to a poi post. it's kind of a blackpill for me but i think it's for the best.back to grinding x rank.
>>586080681my woomy isn't here because she's clowning around somewhere
>>586082202Have a good time, or don’t.
people always ask "who slom"not "how's slom?"
>>586080681kek the mormons beeb is whispering to happy skies woomy about how to steal outfits and get away with it
my woomy isn't in the school au because she's involved in compensated dating
>>586082202you were supposed to be dead
>>586082714
>>586082671Half the cephs in the pic does desu
>>586082671My woomy is 25 and too old to be in school
I ship loud x quiet
I think I left the stove on at home.
Wizards do not let me down. Please play in my place.
>>586083653Churros vs fried oreos vs funnel cakes
19 points into special really does make triple splashdown an instant win buttonwhat were they thinking
>>586083653We got it Wizbro surprised the majority didn't flock to Big Man as usual
>>586083653>>586085956forgot my screenshot
>>586085243>thinking>were theynoI think the most disgraceful things about 3 are how it has replacement specials that don't replace anything. Reefslider replaced splashdown, which then also came back. Chumps feel like they're supposed to replace missiles but missiles came back only to get nuclear struck. And how it has advanced movement for walls (squid surge) but has maps that lack walls.
>>586086351I just think its funny that, if memory serves they gave us triple splashdown and fucking screen at the same time. and we were all waiting to see if our kit get the instawin button or... screenoh, ngmi, you prankster haha
>>586086605Why do they censor faces when they look the same?
>>586086716Yeah that was a very unfortunate season for me>t. Main is stuck with Reefslider and Screen as special options in 3 when it had Splashdown in 2
Nobody joining team nigga?
>>586087814No, they already won I want new dialogues
>>586088036are you implying you affect the win chances
>>586088036>picking the girl teamanon's gay, anon's gay!
>>586086716>waiting to see if our kit get the instawin buttonIt was considered pretty bad until it had its startup reduced by 10 frames. Pretty easy to shoot down if you were competent.Even now it's just okay.
>>586088183Yes
FLAR...
>>586088719Best octo player
Tfw no ngmi husbando
Good night /ink/
>>586089149Rest well, for I feel you'll be up past your bedtime tomorrow.
>>586082202taking a break because had earth shattering stomach pain and was in the bathroom for almost 20 minutes
>>586089429Sketch, what makes you think we care? To be real with you, you are a faggot for constantly posting these roulettes, and an even bigger faggot for thinking anyone from /ink/ cares about your physical and mental wellbeing.
>>586090215hey man leave xem alone
>>586089429Cool beans
>>586090215idc
If a post isn't about woomy i ignore it
>>586090393*him
>>586090215We should put Jenna and Sketch in a pit and have them fight to the death
>>586090215you're not my mom and I have free will and can do whatever I wantif me blogposting gets you riled up enough for you to post something like this then that's even more reason for me to continue c:
>>586090215Just filter his posts
>>586090215i just want the frye drawing
Are you Woomymaxxing?
>>586090816I'd pay good money to watch this and put more money down on Jenna winning
>>586090215so he's the one doing them? someone buy him a Magic 8 Ball. They still make 'em
>>586090824once again openly admitting to trollposting to stir shit and derail the threadyou're not as bad as the parasite but not far behind at this point
Magic White Infinity BallWhen you shake it, all of the answers come up 'Woomy'
>>5860914068 ball won't give him the attention he craves
Is there going to be a dress code for Wizard rooms?
anyone wanna play some open?
>>586091912u know it bro
>>586091912Witch hat ONLY for woomies
>>586092325I request plaza pics too, so everyone can do the Monster Mash.
>>586092325>dress up in costumeWhat does that mean?
>>586092325Do you have pictures of previous costume PBs? I need to see if any have been done before.
I haven't drawn anything in a while give me your ceph to draw really badly.
>>586092761I don't have a pic on me but can you do the banana yebby >>586092085
>>586092761
>>586092761OkAy, you asked for it
>>586092325>Have no idea at allGuess I'll skip it
aaaaaand here come the artbeggars who wont play open or sr
>>586092913No that is not your ceph.>>586092970Now give me your favorite flower.>>586093094No that is not your ceph.
>>586092035I'll play
>>586093143basic but i like sunflowers
>>586092452>>586092479I’ve got this one from a while back.
>>586093143Yeah huh that is my ceph, I stuffed her into a burlap sack and took her home which makes her mine by defaultWho made YOU the authority on ceph ownership anyways
>>586093309What kind of costume are those
>>586093593Dressing up as other /ink/ members and other fictional characters.
>two explosherswe tried
>>586093893oh dear
>>586093893i love it, whenever i want to play a backliner we get 2 more on our team
>>586092325Got 3 /ink/er costume and 2 others ready
>>586091404Of course I’d winI have the power of Cod and anime going for me
>>586092761too late?
>>586094034didn't you say you'd leave
>>586093593emo black hipster, nekomata shapeshifter, rollerderby geek, and a schoolgirl who is about to be replaced by a nekomata shapeshifteris your imagination machine not working?
My woomy's costume is so bad she's skipping the pb
>>586092035Room?
My woomy's picking up the sluttiest costume possible.
When people give me attention and make up headcanons to try and get under my skin
>>586094972opening
What /ink/er should i dress up as?
>>586095163Me!
>>586095163My beloved Rainy
>>586095253LEAVE HIM ALONE.
>>586095163I picked cephs that play the games so there's like 6 /ink/ers
>>586093248Nothing wrong with basic, they are also my favorite flower.
>>586082428Good luck manager.
>>586096439Good woomy but you've drawn her too much.
Honestly why even show your individual stats if they're not going to matter in how many point I earn in the end? Why show my KD when I'm losing the same points as the waste of space woman backline that went 3/8?
>>586096484Should have posted your ceph then.
>>586096585You always take the first one posted, no point.
>>586095056Do you fancy yourself in the XL version of Zink Layered LS?
I don't post my ceph because weyyo...
>>586096703I'm a women's large so no
>>586094179I got paidI’m returning in November
>>586096742That doesn't stop me.
many /ink/ers have never set foot in /fa/ thats why their cephs look dogshit
GGs open
GGs openerswhat a terrible night to have a curse
GGs open splatting myself.
>>586097481say that not online and see what happens
>>586096639I don't wanna encourage people to flood the thread with reqs just for me to pick 1.
>>586097481/fa/ is good if you want to dress in one specific way ie not fresh.
>>586096439thank you, very cuteit's sunflower because i feed their seeds to birds the most
what was fat veemo's choice of footwear again?
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>586098696Pearl 01sters.
>>586098792thanks
>>586099850wincestgod...
>>586099850
why is this season so unplayable
>>586098774Fuck off neckbeard
>>586096484prettt sure thst woomy has only been drawn once.
>>586103774She has been drawn several times.
Im still waiting for a spin off thats not a shooter.
>>586103908by that artist?
>>586103981Yes.
the triforce stage is being rerun for tricolor battle in this splatfest.
>>586103908You made me look through all my drawings on my tablet and no, I've never drawn that woomy before. I've drawn a lot of my woomy with a sideflop or Panic though. Either you mistake me for someone else or mistake those drawings for his woomy.
>>586093893we should try a three exploshers and rapid pro openno comms, we pick president, vice president, bouncer and rapidthe exploshers stick together at all timesrapid joins the group if someone in the group dies but otherwise roams looking for solo pickspresident is the leader, if he shoots someone the other two follow for an instakill, if he sensors someone then the rest target themif the president's dead, then vice takes over and rapid joins the deathballbouncer is watching flanks, if he sends a "to me" call the presidents follow his leadpresidents use stock explosher, bouncer uses custom, rapid can pick either depending on mode
I was thinking... Would a Cenobite Woomy work? I'm thinking of trying ti draw one for fun since it it's almost Halloween
>>586106704
>>586106883+1. That is still only once instead of several.
>>586106842Depends, what denomination
I think I should have my woomy drawn again.
my yebby pisses in the shower
my woomy cries behind closed doors, where no ceph may see her
>>586107384Huh, I didn't know that was a thing, I wonder if I can make a woomy in those clothes...I was mostly talking about Hellraiser. I dont think it would lend well since most of the Cenobites are bald.
Woomy?
>>586108447Woomy!
>>586108447Woomy
>>586099850She wasn't in the mood and would rather play genshin so I finished up the lineart real quick before heading to bed
>>586108570God I fucking hate the south so much right now.
>>586108737We're not blood related if that makes you feel any better
>>586108856It doesn't
>>586108570Very nisu sleep well
I hate ai but I have to use this fucking shit to give to my art comm buddies
>>586110139Good flopshredder.
>>586110139i noticed people dont see the smell my feet give me something good to eat part anymore.
people are playing less now....
>>586110619Sorry just drawing and being depressed.
>>586110619you cant expect people to play splatoon for 4 years or even past grandfest.
>>586110619SorryI miss the ice cavern
Can (You) paint with all the colours of /ink/?
What a fucking pain to get my jap account back
Muhrina
>>586116587It’s funny how you make a lot of racist comments about frye but not marina. explain why?
>>586118160Because I personally can’t defeat racism as an individual It’s a worldwide issue even with us against the japs
Even tho the Chinese can’t play splatoon they are pretty much running the world stage
Anyway my janny ex lost I just have to wait for a little bit moreTOCIM
>Scott Pilgrim The song keeps getting proven right
Pain
New artwork
>>586110252Callie got wise to it
is ballpoint any good?
callie
>>586127783It's still good, yes.
>>586127783It has two good kitsWhat’s ur hang up
>>586122287cute
>>586122287> Shiver holding Mechanic
Give me ideas for costumes or I'm just going to come in as Kaori
https://x.com/2jidanji_Okan/status/2116012342664430075
>>586129540perspective anon, shes cowering in fear.
>>586130173conspiracy woomy
>>586130173Orangechan is never a bad choice.
I'm dressing up as keitypop's woomy for pb
>>586118160She's brown so
>>586131429And?There are a lot of successful basketball cephs
>>586132064I was talking about jenna.
>>586132340I am mixed
>>586132579lol.
>>586130173Ill dress up as the woomies in open before the pb
Which team will have the cutest woomies?
>>586132842Wiwmzard 100%, knights if you like tomboyish woomies
>>586130173Cowgirl Woomy
My woomy loves fashion and costumes, so she has made a lot of them.
>>586132629I really don’t see how have opinions about my idols affects you you’re taking this really personally
I was going to make my ceph Italian for Halloween but then I realized I only play SZ sometimes so I'd be throwing big time if I joined the PB
>>586134523It's just dumb fun and no one takes it seriously, don't cuck yourself out of playing with /ink/.
>>586134523Who cares? Everyone sucks outside of like 2 woomies and everyone in costume will probably play with random abilitiesI'd be fine with abilities being disabled for the pb btw
>>586136328Fuck you buddySee u at riptide 27
https://youtu.be/RrM374Km1d4
>>586141337I'm madly in love with this fucking thing
afternoon open?
>>586144323I will at the hour, it's morning for me so I gotta get some stuff ready.
>>586144692ill play
>>586144882oops meant for >>586144323 meant
>>586144323Fuck breakfast, open will be my sustenance
>>586144692>>586145409>>586145689room up
open 4/4
I need to see how people use this weapon.
>>586147735Which?
>>586147735burst bomb
gape every .52 gal user
>>586147786Douser. I use it like a frontliner on crack
>>586148378That thing is a backline, you only roll to secure a kill.
who all in openlike i said i was curiousinitials are finetype shit mario n luigi be doing fuck rainy and elon musk
Imma switch to Heavy, didn't notice you picked Zap (I'm putting in my laundry between matches).
I had to squidbag on the decav.
you wanna play cooler or i play cooler
>>586148808Don't ever tell me how to play.
>>586148808I will switch back to Edit.
>>586149079Well shit I forgot to switch the weapon. Next game I will.
>>586116483this one loops pretty wellthey just keep coming
>>586149000calm down lil' bro
>>586149926Don't respond to shitposters.
After this, you guys want to get Belgian waffles?
>>586151462how about a waffle house waffle?
>>586151462what does the belgian add to the waffle>>586151518is it a restourant or is it litteral
>>586151518If we get the corner table, sure. It's the best viewing for when fights happen
>>586142189https://youtu.be/UKMjjQUxXcg
>>586151462I prefer pancakes
thanks for making me skip breakfastyou people really arent good at open
GGs openers>>586151613It's an establishment of the highest fine dining, to get the most succulent american meals.
>>586151518Should we get chicken and waffles instead? don’t knock it until you’ve tried it.
GGs open.
ggs open
>>586151613It's fluffier. Waffle House is a bar fight with the addition of a restaurant. It also acts like a support station during natural disasters. >>586152037They got pancakes too.>>586152252Amazing idea. I'm leaning towards that now...
GO AWAY FALSEFLAGGER
>>586152252I'm from the south
>>586152235>>586152468>>586152520GG Open. Good way to start the morning.>>586152058Settle down
>>586132579>military family>mixedBe honest, white father and fillipino mother?
>>586153262White mum x ???I am fatherless
>>586141337>released in June 2003f-fuck... I thought it sounded familiar
>>586153556>>586132579>>>/soc/
>>586153556Are you lonely
>>586154245No just impatient for a PB
>>586154456who said you were invited?
>>586155535You are the worstWhy must you torment meIt’s all a game to you but not to me
I blocked her so she won't be able to join
>>586158565based and same
>>586158565>>586158637Don't start crying when pb has only 4 people like it always does.
I thought she said she was going to leave last thread
>>586158565Anyone got a friend code? To prevent any issues during Splatfest
>>586159128>consistently getting 8-10 playersThe narrative isn't working.
>>586158565My block list maxed last January
>>586160008what is the max? I only have maybe 4 people blocked (no inkers).I go through the list every 6-ish months and unblock people who I can't remember why I blocked them.
>>586142189Feel old anon?
>>586152703You a brisket south or gumbo south
All of you are shit players I hate it here
>>586160240250 anons
>>586160549Love you too
>>586160363born gumbo, moved late childhood and raised brisket
>>586160563is that your current weight
>>586161184Less :3
>>586160563someone has to do something (or a chain of somethings) pretty egregious for me to report them to nintendo, and then add them to my block list75% are cheaters that make no effort to hide that they're cheating. 25% are people that piss me off by doing nothing during a match, or jumping off the stage over and over again, killing themselves, and the occasional person who spams 'this way' the. entire. match.things like that.I could never block 250.
>>586160986Hot damn good buddy, if I see you out there I'll get you a plate, all on me.
>>586161716So it's your body count
>>586162815Also noI don’t settle easily
shut it fatty fat fat!
>>586164524You seem upsetIs that you John
>>586164742Stop watching garbage quality rips or streams of anime, is that how little you care about what you consume.
>>586165802She's homeless, anon
>>586167560>homeless but spends time on /ink/?
If you need platinum coins, go to a Bestbuy and finish the Raiders demo. It gives you a QR code for 100 coins.
>>586165802Bruh why are you overreacting so hard
anyone wanna play open?
Your first rotation of the Splatfest /ink/
>>586168017 you think hobos live in the stone age or something?
>>586165802anime in 120p (sic) with those yellow hard-baked subs downloaded from a shady ad minefield website is peak soul though
>>586169023>pitted against 3 Jrs and a RBPD in seriesI'll play, there isn't a single minute where series isn't 80% japs.
>>586170434room's up
open room 2/4 starting
>>586170682Lemme drive 120 on the highway and I'll be there in a few min
>>586169073I’ve only been on vacation during Halloween once. I’d love to do it again. &Gotta get last minute candy.
>>586169073Open looks okay I guess
So what have you created with the School /ink/ series so far?
>>586172038Yeah it's not Wahoo
>>586170342I agree>>586168017I really don’t need to be anywhere else at the moment
>>586172306I'm waiting for hoian anon to update with the jsons but i havent decided what to do.
>>586172380LMFAO LOSER THAT SHOW WAS AWFUL
>>586170682room?
>>586172618TD world tour was peakJust like side order
>>586172706room opening soon
>>586173064I'll join if nobody has claimed that last spot
>>586172598Anon...>>585863693
>>586173212it was
FRYE GOOOOOOODS RISE UP
>>586172598Do snall group selfies
Open full? Time to pull my tentacle til I paint my room wit SeamInk
>>586173592I think I'll play some FE instead. Maybe even a little bit of slom.
Finally got my jap account backI hate the ticket system but it worked this time I’m winning more than Charlie Sheen
ggs open room
ggs openeers
>>586172306I can barely come up with good ideas for my own ceph, I'm afraid I'd make the worst take on the school OCs imaginable.
>>586178450Do some anyway
Anyone wanna turf before the fest?
>>586179046I don't even wanna turf during the fest
>>586180013then you dont like this game
>>586180860good slut woomy.
Anyone down for some Salmon Run?
>>586180928Wow rude, she only dresses the part.
>>586181318that was a compliment.
>>586181414Oh alright.
>>586181067sure
>>586181067I could slim a slom
>>586181067I need the warmup so why not
>>586181834>>586182312>>586182531Sorry for the wait, room going up.
>>586182806SR 3/4
>>586182806>>586183025Joined a different room thinking it was yours, sorry.Available when you open up again
>>586183284Opening
I'll never get clam blitz.
>Most random comm error in the universeDamn was it because I didn't roll Grizz Dualies?
>>586184473It's Grizz or nothing around these parts.Opening
>>586184578My meter is full from playing earlier so it should be good
I suppose there is no interest in a short open.
>>586184894I can play after this match.
>>586184894ill play
>>586185017>>586184971I'll open, gonna go downstairs first while you end that game.
No need to reopen, I'm going to see what's up with these comm errors before the Fest since they're very sudden
>>586185261We mourn for the Weyyo, GG's
Open 3/4, (You) etc.
>>586185501Knockin
>>5861855564/4
GGs spooky fsh
Ggs SR
I owe Corbeau a lot of money lolGo wizbros!!
on the titlescreensomeone is singing lalala lalabut who and where are they
GGs openers
GGs Open, throwing myself in the ocean
GGs, Dynamo doesn't deserve to be a working weapon.
/ink/ what should I carve on my pumpkin
I am full of hotdog and ready to blob
>>586188502a callie
>>586188502gold egg
1king fish?
looks like I'm knighting it up based on past data, just to avoid mirrors
>>586188502oops, we're doing it tomorrow not today.>>586188787>>586188916Noted though, I'll keep those suggestions in mind
>>586189150>just to avoid mirrorsWho care, you people have been complaining about mirrors for years when it's still turf war regardless.
Anyone interested in a Team Knights Fast Ruler room on the first rotation of the Splatfest? Since the knight gear are Amiibo gear we can coordinate something else so we all can level up fast together.
>>586189150I used to get mad about mirror matches, then I realized my performance doesn't matter and only japs' results have any weight.
Which one makes me a bigger bad woomy, playing dynamo or eliter?
>>586189565>biggerdynamo>baddereliterrollers are honest weapons
>>586189565kold how many more years are you bitching about eliter this is embarrasing
>>586189782it can shoot through walls, they should remove it from the game
>>586189754People seem to think dynamo is an unfair weapon though.
>>586189754>rollers are honest weaponsLOL
>>586189973keep laughing....
>>586189973Only base and flingza are
Oh my Nintendo online ended. See you in the future ink.
>>586189895it's sooo slow. You can actually smack someone before their hort comes down.the other day, a ninja dynamo popped up out of the ink and I smacked them on the head with my quicker roller.>>586189973they are though>>586190134all rollers except carbon are honest. even carbon is honest, but rewards delinquent behavior. it's the players that are bad, not the roller.
>>586190134>>586190362Only single target weapons can be honest.
>>586190362you forget the average /ink/er has the speed and skill of a grandpa so they get absolutely rolled over by the slowest chud weapons and then blame the enemy's weapon instead of their own mistakes
>>586190896Sorry for not being a nolife player?
>>586190335Thanks for hanging out with us. Good luck to ya.
>>586190362(me)carbon AND swigger with splashdownI forgot about splashdown degeneracyalthough, it's never not funny to jump to an overextended teammate as they get killed, and activate splashdown as you come in hot to the players camping your spot.he he hestill a degen instant-win special though
after screen, what is the most pathetic special?I'd think... kraken
>>586192102I still occasionally see Kraken users kill themselves by forgetting it can't go over walkways with holes in it. I dunno if these players are new to Kraken, but I still see itstill makes me kek
>>586192102Wave Breaker
>>586192102chumps
>>586192102kraken or chumps
I think I'm going to stop playing this game after tomorrow...
>>586192765That sounds like a good idea.
>>586192494wave breaker is situational and forces the enemy to play around it if place in a good spot, it's not meant to be a flashy special.
>>586192879I've never seen a Wave Breaker that wasn't popped in three seconds
>>586189318mirrors can't be x matches/dab
>>586193061Yes because you're not supposed to see good wave breakers.
>>586192102Inkstormat its very best, it's a minor annoyance to the enemy team
>>586192879ThisIt’s echolocator and thus said cod that the rain would divide /ink/ forever
>>586193210You asked for a pathetic special, Wave Breaker 99% of the time is one
>>586192102would changing screen so that the team that deploys it can see through it, but the other couldn't be so terrible?would it be insanely broken, then?>>586192879I just think the game is so fast now, that it was originally meant to drive sharking players out of the ink. Now, it's been kind of replaced by point sensor in that regard.Maybe if the waves it made gradually got taller the further out they went, so you couldn't jump over them. Forcing players to make the decision to go to the inside, or run to the outside.>>586193262Imagine if inkstorm and thermal ink worked together though. imagine.
>>586193486>TI with stormThat’s fucking broken
>>586192765but where will your woomy go
>>586193687>mr.burns-evil-fingers.jpgand a new inkstorm meta was born
>>586193262it's a spacing special...s p a c i n g
>>586193486I wish inkstorm would just sit in one spot, so it'd be like a gigabuffed toxic mist, a "no fuck you stay out of this area for the next 10 seconds" specialas it is right now it just moves too fast and can easily be avoided
I regularly get killed by all specials /ink/ deems bad
>>586193918I still occasionally get killed by it, because my position is too good to give up, and I erroneously think I can tank it. And also, much like in SR, it kills movement for a large swathe of area, so you have to use resource to re-ink your own territory. I'd say it's mid. But not as bad as wave breaker or screen
>>586194220Me too.
i get killed by screen.............
Anyone wanna kill some time by killing some fish maybe a tri?
>>586193723It's finally her time to become a career wooman, turf wars are for squidkids.
I'll be fishing for most of the splatfestsplatfests give me some of the worst lag for whatever reasonmaybe I have shit internet, i dunnoso I play until whatever is under Ruler, and then fishat least we get a fun rotation for slom
>>586195046>splatfests give me some of the worst lag for whatever reasonbecause every timmy on mcdonalds wifi is playing
>>586194571I'm down for a quick tri since I'm no longer playing this Splatfest most likely.
>>586194571Knock
I bought Splatoon 1 for turf, it was my favorite part of the game. The maps in 3 make me fucking hate the mode I once loved.
>>586195242Creating room
>>586194571knock2
>>586195651Still open
>>586194774noooooooooo
my woomy graduated from turf war years ago
Short open up.
>>5861974522/4
>>586196417It's okay, there are so many good woomies here that you won't miss this one.
>>586197452knock
>>586189565no Friendship Bracelet
>>586198458Opening.
>>5861974523/4
>>586198650I truly am the baddest of bad woomies.
blaster with splashdown continues to be a puke stain on this game's shirt
They emerge
Promise me that you’ll do no harm.
>10x first match
GGs fsh. Time for the war.
GGs Solm, time to bully casuals
gg sloms
>>586199734Playing this game already is self-harm.
Witch room up
>try to join fest room>oops rotations update like 5 minutes laterFuck you Nogami.
Oh shoot I forgot about splatfest
Oh Joey wants Frye to win.
ez
>>5862001063/4
>>586200184no I want the least amount of mirror matches so I picked the least popular teamforced wins are real
I'll get ready in a min.
>>586200275scary knock
>>586200346Just filled, sorry
>>586200346(me)nvm we arent on the same team
Frye literally has a legion of white knights fighting for her honor
>>586200621stop stalking rainy
any wizards not in a room wanna play?
This game fucking sucks
who else will be in team wizards while listening to kpop?
>get matched against three silver x-rankers and a gold badge series striker in pro turfvery cool matchmaking as usual i'll be sure to disconnect on any 100x i get
>>586201097room?
>>586202664>>586203045It's just turf war. Stop crying. It's not like you people play outside of splatfest anyway.
I only play so I don't get called a secondary in this general
>>586203409Enjoy your ninja victory replay bro.
>>586203346opening in a little
I know you people are in discord rooms….don't try to deny it we see in the pool.
>>586203409Nigga this whole game is bad, not just turf
>>586203529OH NO 21 SNAILS INSTEAD OF 24 WHY DIDN'T I PICK [other team] WE LOST BIGLY BROS *never touches the game again for three months*
>>586204109It just compounds what a failure in design three way splatfests are.
How do I stop tying my self-worth to numbers in a videogame?
>>586204109You underestimate just how unhealthy people get about fest wins and losses. Some people actually have their days ruined over this nothingburger shit that doesn't matter.
>>586204362You don'tYou just play with /ink/ until the numbers go positive
It's just that easy
Any n*nja roomies?
>>586204464>it doesn't matter>i'll defend it tho
>>586204362you learn that you have bad games and you have good games
>>586204712nobody's defending it, tardo
>>586204739I only have bad games
i play to get a pic with frye and then leave
>>586204712You can have a theme preference without throwing a tantrum over getting a few less snails in a children's game where the whole fest outcome is majorly made by people other than yourself.
>>586205063of course you aren't bro
How hard is it to make three new pngs and write fluff dialogue every 3 or so monthsWhy are we getting reruns.
>>586205178>he STILL thinks it's about the snailsyou're such a braindead faggot but who else would play this game?you'll never get those hour back
>>586205074you win some right? then you have good games
>>586205354winning and still being miserable and pissed off is not a good game
>>586204362Around a year ago I had the worst day of my life, thought it would be a good idea to play Splat3, lost a bunch, and I considered buying a gun to kill myself.
>>586205279small indie company pls understand (though we'll immediately fix replays showing player MMRs so no one can actually understand how matchmaking in this game wotks with a quickfix)
>>586204739Frankly I'd rather not play this game anymore, so I don't care if the game is "good." I don't care what happens during the match so long as it ends up as a win.
>>586205887That's what I am trying to express Good Woomy, win = good game
stop whining faggots
>>586205341If you're scared of not being productive with your time you wouldn't be playing Splatoon in the first place. You'll never get those hours back wasted on any game. Just have fun with the process of playing it and if you aren't then you already lost. But my point is the result of the fest is so minimally tied to one single person's result there's no point being angry when it doesn't turn out the way you personally wanted.
>>586206362>just have fun while you get spawn camped because of bad matchmaking bro
>>586206362no
namedrop him so he stops crying
>got 3 flars in a row>10x>also a flarthanks ngmi
>got a rage quitter on my teamanother satisfied splatoon 3 customer
>>586207184game needs a quit button
>>586207340it has one, it's called "home + x + a"
having a blast
>>586207502just have fun brojust have fun like >>586206539 said
>>586207502team?
hey guys!! i havent been here in AGES is everyone enjoying the splatfest so far(it just started)
>afk 2 entire minutes of the match>wipeout enemies in final 7 seconds>3 gold medalsfuck this stupid game
>>586207502hey, me toobut I don't blame matchmaking, I blame myself
i really wanna pee but the game can start at any moment.you think I can get one win before i pee myself?
>>586207765howdy been good>>586207974HOLD
GGs L
>>586207184who are the known rqs heremy list has:broybitfantasypanic
Yeah, ngmi really does not want me to have fun right now
>>586208057ill try but not a good first match ive been playing on ninja outfit with a splatanma for months but i didnt account for the fact that this is turf war and not rainmaker or tower control lmaoill have to pull out the nzap... which should also be a known ninja weapon i reckon!!
Oh my god joey please shut the fuck up, nobody cares
>>586208103gg
>>586208474I careget fucked jadedfag
1king fish when I wake up later.
>>586207629the losing team
>>586208474Shut your mouth. You’re not my God or my boss or my father.
man i forgot who joey is I havent been here in like a whole year
>>586208834How do you know?
>next Pro rotations have mincemeat and then mahi
I rather Joey and Nono post since they actually play the game instead of Kold and the rest of the pathetic clique role play/avatarfag as underage high school girls and spam that off-topic non-sense and they dont even play the game
>>586205341Name? FC? Rank? X Power?
reason #109425 why thermal ink is kino
>all goldloss>all goldloss>all goldlossno amount of snails is worth it
I'd pay hard cash to never get paired against a jap ever again.
>>586210028yet you continue playing?
>>586204362i wish i knew. this game is making me so depressed i feel like crying after every session
>>586210184good pointI'm done
>>586200815can i make a shitty apt joke without you bringing up some schizo just because i said frye without attaching some horny bait picture of her? uptight spaz
you guys need to grow up it's just a game just do what I do and go "damn it" then move onthe game ended remember? you just do this for fun and if youre not having fun maybe you should just take a break
Ggs witches. Gonna take a break and then try and draw maybe
Why is the dread wringer so disgustingly broken
GGs Witchers, I'm gonna go draw and maybe mix some potions(cocktails)
GGs turf.
>>586210858She is cutting off circulation to her legs
>>586211020squids don't have blood vessels
GGs Witches.
I miss selene.
>>586210546so why didnt you do that when you lost alot of matches trying to blame rainy for using respawn punisher eliter
I miss RANG
I miss HAPPY SKY
I miss whacka
this is me btw if you even care
>>586211843Buddy im not whoever you're talking about lmaoI think last time i played with rainy was like SR or whateverI just came back and am just telling you what's what
>>586213043Don't respond to schizos.
If you use eliter in turf war you dont deserve to be alive
>>586208315>worse stats>they somehow windon't you love turf
He's trying to change his posting style to hide himself how pathetic
I forgot how silly you guys are with your boogeymen and namefagging and allatit's actually mega cute that this general is so tiny that you can just safely assume it's always only the same 5 known people in herenot trying to diss or anything! that's genuinely cute and cozy
>>586213264yeah, I love it when the maps are so tiny and open that nothing matters other than the last 20 seconds of the match
>>586213301i know a lot outside this general and i have built a folder filled with their posts and i could send this general into a frenzy by just posting several images. it is my personal /ink/ nuke.inshallah i will never have to use it.
>>586213765very cute!I think you should do it but only after the splatfest endsso which team was popular here this year?
>>586213914i'm not nuking this general over a splatfest
>>586214082i know that's why I'm saying you should do it AFTER it endsI wanna enjoy the fest first then I can hang around a bit then go away again
oh no my cutesie head cannon of this inker has been shattered because they're secretly super passive aggressive on a private server, SHOCKING
>>586204362U don’t
>>586214301Where do you even sleep if you're homeless
>>586214259which /ink/er?
oh no people will find out im actually a big gamedev
>>586214779Oh no it's just a general assumption based off of what I've heard, not directly aimed at any one person.
>>586214779One of the snakes i think
>>586213765>Jihadi woomy
>middle school drama hours*yawn*
don't care, you're all names on a screen and bodies to fill up rooms, online "friendships" are not real
shell-out pull:>Ghastly Salmon Runnerthe game knows, bros
Mean girls poster cover but it's /ink/ers instead. Grab those drawing tablets drawfags
>>586215051>and bodies to fill up ngh
>>585991515They're doing this to me again.
>>586213765I'm sure they'd love you in KiwiFarms since that's the only place where that's a normal thing to post
>>586213765all I have is a list of every /ink/er
>>586215618don't compare me with those cretinsi am a perfectly normal yebby
>Lose to a Top 10 full-stackOkay three hours is good enough, more tomorrow
I'm too new to be built a folder on.
I keep forgetting fizzbangs exist.
>>586214779the one with that one cute woomy
>>586214625It doesn’t matter I fought some L janitor and got my account with 4k hrs back after using Google Translate all night
All I gotta do is show it to marigold and she gonna let it slide through
CAN I STILL REACH QUEEN
>>586217409Another one bites the dust.
>>586217409It might be over for you anon
womomoy
>>586216810>Google translateWhy? That's so cheap. お前の日本語がめちゃくちゃだよ, b*ka...
>10x battle>see teammate fall off the stage entirely on his own 5 seconds in
ggs that was me
>Snipewriter user titlethe game is just giving me anything but my main
>>586218382this is actually how I picked my mainI didn't know what I wanted to choose, and the first [Weapon User] title I got, I picked and haven't put down.
>>586214961no one joins my rooms so idc
hi panic
GG J
>>586219456Open and I can join at the hour
>>586217874I never imagined r would end or after ten years of discord erp but here we are I was working and idk what r is so mad about because money comes and goes for most people. He blocked me but I still love his woomy
times when I was literally Spy TF2
>>586193278>>586214301>>586220135is there a reason why you post /a/ and /co/ images and other off-topic garbage instead of splatoon images?you know, on the splatoon thread
bad FLAR agent woomer
>>586221246Just let her janny ex that got away know and he'll handle it
Any witches up that wanna play a bit. I can't seem to draw this hour
>>586222757I can for a little bit
>>586223174Opening
>pb???
>>586223410Picking a costume.
literally me right now
>be so mentally ill and relapsing from not taking your prescribed unironic schizo meds you start larping and raping as an underage high school female thats "popular" and "mean", aka narcissistic copes of being an unlikable person who shittalks about others >gets mad when given a taste of your own medicine
>>586224824...Jesse?
Who in the pool changed their name to "Mlfoid" and picked team wizard. Fess up.
>>586225597it's "メスガキMlfoid"please get it right
>>586213430if this is true why don't you wait for the last 20s before playing >>586213275
the schizo quote was an accident
>>586227374To learn enemy habits and determine my weapons strengths and weaknesses against their team. If I waited then I'd either get kicked for inactivity or lose interest in playing.
>>586232314
I should have joined witch...
>witch knight and ninja gear are locked behind physical dlc that isnt even in stores anymoreThis is bullshit
Any knight wants to play at rotation?
what the fuck is conch clash
>>586237820You see, when two woomies loves each other very much they may challenges each other in one of those
why must turf war even exist
YER A WIZERD WOMY
Anyone know the exact ceph putz12 uses? It's either that or another shitty joke idea I got
So what's everyone costume for the pb?
wtf
>>586244362none because I don't feel like waking up for it
>>586233212The power of the 30 year old wizard
boomy!
Thus mercifully ends the worst night of the season. GGs.51 matches: 22 won, 26 lost. 3 draws.10x: 3 won, 2 lost.100x: none, thank Cod.30k until 5* Glamorz.
Hydra or ballpoint?
>>586247552>Allahu
>>586247737Hydra.Ballpoint is pretty worthless. Unless you plan on playing it for ink jet you're better off playing Heavy. They both have the same range but Heavy's projectiles are way faster.
>>586247948Hoovy can't freely charge thoughbeit
>>586220135Stop stalking him weirdo.
>>586247737>playing big splatlings in 3 where maps have no cover and chargers reign supreme
>Roller player in team wizardDisgusting
>>586248682If you want that you should just plat nautilus instead. You can make up for the reduction in range by just swimming.
>>586248908You're right, I pretty much only play Torrentz Hydra nowadays in TC and on certain splat zones maps like springs or capital since in it forces the charger to get off their ledge to contest you.
oh yeah now we're spooky
It's so easy to get pressured if you're using the crossbow. How are you supposed to kill an opponent that's rushing you? Using the splash only works against idiots.
>>586232314Giving this woomy candy corn
Knighters wanna play today?
>>586250648sure
>>586250658Oops was on a call sorry, opening
Peebee when?
>>5862511525 hours
It's 2010 again!
different win theme for halloween das cool
>>586247552good woomy
>>586247737All long range splatlings are bad, pick up e-liter or stringer unless you enjoy getting molested. But if you must, hydra has kits that somewhat alleviate those matchups while ballpoint gets doubly raped by chargers.
who else reached champion while listening to kpop
>almost 3 minutes to find a matchdead gam
Aerospray are like a bunch of mosquitoes
I still have no idea how people do these, and every time I look for a guide, it's some shit from like 8 years ago with a bunch of 404'd links
manifesting 100x
deadead it put me into a mirror match right after this
Gggs c!
Post your ceph and a Halloween outfit of your choice.
>>586257326How about YOU post your own
My woomy is wearing Sora's halloween town outfit from kh
>>586257326mine is in protective custody for crimes against woomanitylooks like you're gonna have to fill in anon
>>586250563spooky! :D
>>586257326Don't wanna go with the Rouge costume meme from earlier years, so I'll go with Okuyasu to be silly.
>>586257326madoka kaname.
>STOP POSTING SPLATOON IN THE SPLATOON GENERAL AHHHH THAT IS SPAMcope
>>586257770Don't even acknowledge him.
>>586257326My ceph is wearing their usual outfit but with the pirate hat
>>586257891How bold.
>>586257326Renamon
>>586258005Weeb is a furry...
I will be wearing a Ricky Bobby costume during the PB. No, not my woomy, me.
I won't dress qs someone else for the pb because i'm scares they secretly hates me and would think I'm doing it to be a suck-up
>>586258002You know what they say, work smarter not harder
>>586257326In universe, she would be a witch. Outside however, gf wants me to dress up as Kazemon from digimon so I guess that
>>586257540Good tastes I wanna comission one based on it too
>>586257540my woomy dressed up as a mummy, but she didn't really have enough tp to fully cover her massive woobies
>>586258635Good woomy.
I will just use the schoolgirl outfit again and say I'm the school oc one
>>586257326Cloud FF7
what's with these lame tier cosplays instead of actual halloween costumes
>>586257597What if your weyyo had a big carved pumpkin covering his afro because that sounds funny.
>>586259912That is also a good idea.
My woomy is going in her birthday suit.
>>586260312pic?
Anyone slamming run?
>>586260847Meecrob
>>586260993
>>586260847I'll fsk for one king. Open?
>>586261404Just started a freelance round, opening after.
>>586247737Heavy Edit with cooler
>>586257638lol how are you liking Madoka kMy woomy would be Yotsuba
>>586257326Eitri from Feh
>>586261404up
>>586262053Cool.
>>586259353I'll use the schoolgirl outfit because I couldn't join that day. Then replace it with a different costume very other match.
I still don't have a good halloween costume for the pb HELP
>>586257326Theodora from FE Fortune's Weave.
>>586264131Pick a random ceph from the hoian folder
ggs fishyeb one day freelancers will realize what the funny R button does
>>586264751GGGGs Hyvät herrat. We should chop freelancers up into itty bitty little pieces!
>>586257326Ash from evil dead 2
Is the pb in a hour or two? Daytime saving fucked me
Is Tricolor Scorch the Triforce map?
>>586265609yes
>>586257326Travis from no more heroes
is it true that mormons dont celebrate Halloween since its demonic? so no mormons should be playing this haloween splatfest or even be here in the general for it
Too many cephs, I will use ai to give each their costume
Reminder that Fantasy is no longer the pb host going forward after all the shit he and kold have been doing for years shitting up the thread has been exposed>>583705234>>583817240We are continuing to boycott pbs, someone else has to be the host and everyone block both fantasy and kold here are their FC to block3922-1313-34272487-3129-6113
kys nono
It's time to carve my pumpkin. Any more suggestions besides these two? >>586188787 >>586188916
>>586267772octoball
>>586267772Deep cut logo
Knight room?
>>586267772Squid
>>586267772This spooky woomy
>>586268096I'll play a bit. Sorry I might suck.
>>586268096Right now? I'll join.
>>586267772Veemo eyes
>>586268214>Kensoid
>>586267772frye's eyes and mouth
>>586266712it's ballin.it was always ballin.it will always be ballin.
>>586268297>>586268217Sure I forgot pb is soon tho so won't be long
I'm ballin.You're ballin.He's ballin.
>>586268557If anything I'll open the room since I'm not joining the PB.Host: SSRoom's up.
>>586267772Dead weyyo
Fuck I forgot saying stop doesn't work like in open sorry
>>586268724kek see that fantasy no one is joining your pb we all blocked you
>>586268572we ride
Whens PB
>>586268724Oh I thought you had joined the room since there was three cephs, my bad
Uhhh so do we remake the room or?
>>586269386Sure
>>586269386I'll reopen it since nobody joined.
>>586269386I'll just wait for pb, I despise these maps
>lost a 100xnothing i do in the splatfest matters anymore from here on out
>>586265042my guy, we have a splatana that actually does the chainsaw thing...>>586265820he has it. wait. NO Travis should have the- the WIPERtrade weapons!
Hey F can you put me on spectate for now, need to use the WC.t. Gu
dang i missed the pb
Ggggs short knight rooms
>>586270383Try again at the hour.
ggs short open turd war is bad lole
>>586270383>>586270421GGs, sorry about that.
Anyone on wizard wanna open a room?
i forgot pb started at 6 lmao
PB 10/10
Pb2?
>>586268572I'm bawlin :(
spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your frye
>>586270568;_;
Tricked you by cucking you out of the pb
dc gods if you're hearing me strike one of the /ink/ers and let me in
You can't get 100x battles in pro right?
>>586270517Alright I'm back, thanks.
>>586270780Yes you can
>>586271183Ok good.
>>586269536in life sometimes you carry and sometimes you get carriedits all in the contract
f kick someone to make room for me, like like one of the STs you know who I am
f kick someone to make room for me, i will make you gricia
>>586271287f is too much of a pussy to kick st even if he is openly a massive shitposter
me going to bed after knowing the frye team will lose again
>>586271540Stop stalking rainy.
WHY WONT YOU PEOPLE GET ON THE FUCKING TOWER JESUS CHRIST
>>586271287>>586271385>>586271442You can't kick from a PB.
>>586271919Do it yourself
>>586271998Don't entertain shitposters.
>>586271919Not my problem.
>>586271919but you get fucked on the fucking tower
>>586271919I'm playing on handheld
>>586271886I’m working I don’t have time right now anon
>>586272896You said you would join pb you lied to us.
>>586273068If you were paying attention to any of my posting, I told you, my switch isn’t coming until November because of the shipping and tariffs
>>586271919You're a better player, you'll survive
>>586273232You hate us :(
did fantasy actually block people from the pb because kold said so? luma, both snake /ink/ers are playing the splatfest while the pb is going on
>>58627335110 player max.
New>>586273409>>586273409>>586273409
>>586271919
>>586273334That’s not true at all I only am mad at my stupid ex because he’s a fucking cocksucker and I’m pretty sure he’s gay and I just really miss my friends from here. I know I have some people that hate me here, but I don’t really care if they hate me.
My pb allows 12 people
My costume sucks so I'm not joining
/ink/ actually is shit at doing game objectives
>>586257326Late but Tyrannoranger/Mighty Morphin' Red Ranger
