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Mei's ass is my favourite character.
gm vent nation
>>586017683Who does this appeal to?
Good morning to all Hogheads, Hogmaniacs, and Hogholics; also good morning to all others including Hog enjoyers, Hog haters, and those of you whom remain Hogneutral.
>>586017615What is that gacha shit?
>>586017931barakings
>>586017615
>even on the shittiest ranks all Genjis are good nowDid they buff this faggot character?
>>586018687yes like 2 weeks ago
good morning hammonds
>>586019038hamdaddy
>>586017931me
bush at Havana spawn is gigakino
>>586011997
RELEASE ME!
RELEASE IT ON MY FACE
luv me cassdaddyluv me hazdaddyluv me bapdaddy
>>586017784this but her fat tits
are there any vtubers that play overwatch
>>586021209
fkn baptiste just flew over my apartment
baptiste just flanked my tracer
I thought I was going to avoid solo tank in 6vs6
Yeah we don't play that crap here.
bap is getting the mid season mythic for sure
>>586021996Of course, all the tank players play 6v6 after all. Look, there are two on the enemy team!
count niggula
>most prolific posters are also the least interesting or funny Why is this?
>le meta post
>>585991474Hanzo is intentionally using the weapon he's the least lethal with. He absolutely can use guns and he says he was an even better swordsman. Him and Kiriko managed to kick Null Sector out of Japan without any help from Overwatch. Guy is insanely OP
Hanzo killed 100 Null Sector robots with a pencil. With a fucken pencil.
>>586023037hanzo's the highest test DPS
>>586017931Retarded homos
>>586023224Cute sounding rod.
>>586023224based brigger
>>586022889It's just the strongest OW humans, right? And Widowmaker doesn't count since she's an undead psycho killer?
all female heroes team vs all male heroes 5v5 who would win?all black heroes vs all white heroes vs all asian heroes 5v5 who would win?
I genuinely don't understand how people do poorly on Doctrine He's basically an easy mode Illari
Is it worth trying Stadium for the extra BP exp? Or not worth it?
>>586025637venture
>wasn't there to wish 'se and 'bo goodnyight
Angela Ogundimu
>>586025902Bad aim?
mercy animated pov blowjob
>>586026636why do you want mercy to fuck your mouth?
Tricking Juno into saying Candyman 5 times in front of an mirror.
>>586026673that sounds amazing wym?
I'm tired of Genji.
>>586027883>genji and winston meta at the same timewe should beat up custa and pull down his pants and point and go "look at his little dick look at his little dick"
>>586028025is winston actually metai thought he was decent but not top tier
>>586025637all female easilyidk probably asians
>be Rein>Sigma picks the anti grav punch perk>spend the entire game floating before getting rocked and slept
>>586028103Winston is a top tier pickNone of his counters are hard counters and can be basically avoided if you know how to play himAND they cucked Hog
>>586028103Winston, Dmon and Doom are all busted on ladder right now.
blud tried to sneak in doom there
>>586028319>>586028325damn i best get back to spamming him then
>demotion match>leaver when we were winningNice game
>>586028624>promotion match>DPS is 2-8 by the end of the first round
>>586017615Thoughts on current status of jetpack cat?
>>586029348The fact that they didn't immediately revert the acceleration buff and still refuse to just make it 200hp shows they have extreme biases towards characters and want them to be hard meta even if it means they have a fucking 70% banrate or whatever.
>>586029348want them to be neutered
>>586029167happened to me 30min ago kek, surprisingly good team but one dead weight with a negative kd dragged us down>>586029348ban on sight
>played 10 games>lost 5 because of leavers>in 2 of them we could win
I saw a lot of leavers in mystery madness today too and joined ongoing matches multiple times (sometimes right at the very end so I didn't even have time to run to the objective)
>>586032696Forced fiddy strikes again
>>586032696imagine ashe kissing your cock and balls and leaving lipstick marks
>>586033164If there's an ana locked in on my team I just leave. The team with an ana always loses unless both teams have one then there's still a chance to win.
>>586033506For some reason that fetish never clicked for me.
>>586033626it doesn't always do it for me only sometimes
>>586033506Only Mercy would be kind enough to do those things to me.
>dps queue times already back to pre-relaunch levelsOverwatch gets a relaunch with lots of players returning and devs in classic blizzard fashion fuck it up with their changes.
Junker queen definitely smells like shit
Everyone bullies me when I play Tracer
>>586035436the's
I want to break somethingAbsolutely awful games today.
>>586035105at most you'd get a handjob with medical gloves on from her
>>586017615Beautiful Kiri pic>>586035436The wife the wife and the wife
Can we stop pretending that Soujourn isn't a cancer?
>>586033164the mode forces games where you can't even play by randomly giving out powers that cannot be won againstleft a game after only like 2 minutes a while ago because the enemy winston started out with the ability that gives you a long-lasting zarya bubble when you use your normal bubble and he was quite literally untouchable. 1v5ed our whole team over and over so there was no reason to stay in the game whatsoever when you can't even play
I'm at the point when everything is cancer and it's only me who plays honest characters. Should I take a break from the game?
Annyeong
>>586042041hi hana
The's
>>586042389winning comp
i rarely ever get killed by junkrats death grenades but when i do im reminded of how retarded it is that this nigga drops 300 damage worth of grenades that can go through barriers without exploding
What's your progress?
>>586041204this nigga thought he will get easy wins in qp lmao
>>586043003I went to qp because every second game in ranked had a leaver.
>>586042389S and S, my wives.
>>586042924grind mode
>>586042924Nice BP substitute anon. Wild that you choose to replace Mei though
>>586043532I don't like Mei so it was pretty easy choice.
shion fucks human men
>>586043808hey i'm a human man
>>586043808Only if they're violent lunatics
>>586043808so I do have a theoretical chance..
>>586043976Is that why she is into hog?
>>586044313Everyone wants a piece of Hogdaddy.
>>586043808
>>586044313Is Hog even human at this point
>>586021209Chibidoki
>>586044769https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vyzDmVrHOb8probably just disfigured
>>586044951He's really doing his best Darth Vader impression here.
The queen has spoken
>>586045462I don't totally agree with the micro vs macro thing but perks are definitely disastrous for the game and should be kept to meme modes like stadium.
>>586045462I prefer the browner Fareeha.
>>586045462>publicly criticizing the company that provides your source of income on social mediawhy are zoomers so fucking stupid?
Marzia bros...this can't be the end,,.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gI2tyTGvFag
>>586046286>Lena cinematic in the big 2-6wicked
Vendetta sucks lmao
>>586046286Can't believe that Marzia lost to NTR tanned man...
perks are unbalanced not unhealthy. theres no reason why winstons major perks are between a shitty alt fire and a healing bubble, but then ana gets to choose between doing 2x damage with crits or making anti nade do 150 total damage/healing with a second bounce. perks are just another facet of balance where the devs expose their favoritism and completely forget that some characters even exist
>>586046286VENDETTA NOOOOOOO
>>586046871Most of the roster doesn't need perks at all and their kit functions just fine without them. They're never going to be balanced. It's the same shit as role passives.
Perks are good.
Is Shion strong in the lore?
Only people who think perks are good probably play some bitch character like ana, mei or doomfist. The system causes problems and solves none.
>>586046286Fisted by BDF
Why is tracer a chinese guy?
>>586046286Holy fuck the asses are massive in this animation. Also W Doom saving the Black Goddess. #NeverCoon
ʰᵒˡᵃ
>>586046286Is this the first time we've seen this animation studio? I really liked it. Not as good as the famous Blizzard cinematics, but much more polished than the Doctrine cinematic. Fight choreography was well done and the characters looked great. I'd watch a full Netflix series if it looked like this.
>>586047191>Omnic body with high agility>Elite assassin>access to high-end equipmentIf the highest tier is for Sigma and Illari and the next tier is for big boys like Doom and Ram then Shion would be in the 3rd tier.
>>586047785Why Illari
>backfill game with 1 minute left>game ends>"REPORT [person who just backfilled] THROWER NO DAMAGE"people are still retarded even after all this time huh
>>586047191She can fight toe to toe with Sojourn so she's as strong as anyone short of the crazy superpowered ones like Sigma
Yeah people are still retarded and play that quick play crap.
>>586047849Illari controls the power of the sun. She is weaker than Sigma but I'm pretty sure she outclasses Doom.
>>586047785How is Illari the highest tier? Sigma I get, even if he's a slave
The story writers HATE cute asian girls
>>586048136Her destructive power is on another level than anyone who isn't Sigma.
>>586047681The movement looked a bit unnatural. I don't want to call everything slop but it looked like AI.
>>586048394explain this
>>586046286>>>>>"reign of talon">didnt even last a yearthis bitch is a fraud ass bum LMAOOOOOOO. also man between the doom fighting giant robots and this, i feel like there should be a better way to portray this in-game. almost like some sort of archive PvE event
heh in the end doomdaddy won
>>586048596Didnt you hear doomfist at the end? Now there's Talon 2, it's totally different.
>>586048394>fresh off a dmon season that had kslop collabchill nigga, your favorite industry plants will be back eventually
>>586048647He didn't because Ramdaddy is still active
>>586048596Potential you say
>>586048760ramdaddy will retire to mars with juno
Justice for Marzia
Shionmommy will defeat Anubis and The Conspiracy in the end.
>>586048596>i feel like there should be a better way to portray this in-gamethe new map with all those cool robots clearly had a big role in the scrapped pve modes
>>586048596i dont know why they never tried to expand on the Starwatch PvE mode. it seemed like the perfect mix of PvPvE that could be used for limited time modes as a psuedo replacement to archives.
>>586048981Shion couldn't even beat Sojourn in a 1v1
>>586049586She wasn't serious
>>586049090>the new map with all those cool robots clearly had a big role in the scrapped pve modespart of me wants to believe they have something in mind considering the turrets on that map will fucking shoot at players, but its probably just some cool detail they added to alert players to flying flankers creeping aroundhttps://youtu.be/0pIoZlBzCOs
>>586048394Microsoft and Netflix will partner to make a K-Pop Demon Hunters type movie staring the The's. Just trust the process anon
>>586049884>they do no damageno wonder everyone escaped
Join the navy
BEARD NIGGAS
>>586050358WE ARE RIVALS NOW
when are they releasing this coolfist as a skin?
as if i didn't have enough doomfist in my qp
>>586050213Why is it so big and round but looks soft, firm, and jiggly all at once?
>>586050882muscles are soft when they're not flexed.
good night hanagood night lena
>>586046286look who's back on top baby
>Marzia is outWhat does it mean for other factions?
>>586019602
>>586046286>>586051236
>>586051307Aaron at blizzcon said that s6 the last season of this year will be setup for next year's story
>>586051307Domina and Shion already bailed on her in the comics
doomfist remains black though so.. yeah
>>586051236>>586051385sexy doomdaddy
>>586051215gn
Marzia will reform blackwatch
>>586051702romantic handholding sex with this thing
We need a new fun evil tank ideas
>>586052028Simon
>>586052028Domina
>>586052184Worse Sigma is not fun
>>586049990>Microsoft
>>586046286>pointing her pea shooters at the guys on the roofif she didn't have superpowers she would work a desk job
>team drives are livefuck
>>586048591The Lena
>new animated short>it's Doomfist beating the shit out of Vendetta
I think doomfist and vendetta secretly want to fuck each other
marzia don't shoot doom block come on
>>586053556>Vendetta is hardstuck platheh
>>586053307
>>586052028Move cat to the tank role when her evil arc starts.
Vendetta jobbed.Now she is going to be a supportputa (not healslut)
>>586053147avoiding QP and comp this weekend, fuuuuuck that
>BUCK RESTORED
>>586046286So what was the point of all this? Vendetta barely did anything and now Talon goes back to what it was before except they have a zesty vampire now?
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
>>586054703Bravo Aaron
>>586054385Vendetta was a red herring.The real rise of talon was the friends we made along the way.
So what is doomfist gonna do now?
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Doomfist_-_I_find_your_lack_of_belief_troubling.ogg?9c03b
>ONLY THROUGH CONFLICT DO WE EVOLVEHE SAID THE LINE
>>586055250Presumably what he should have been doing when he was doing nothing all through OW1
>>586055250Either baiting Null Sector to start full scale war against humanity or destroying Anubis/Conspiracy.
Do we get the Vendetta mythic weapon next week?
It's in.
>>586055743I wish he wore the hood but still, nice.
>>586052028fuck evil tanks. we have enough already. give me evil supports
>>586053307Doomfist looked at her like an unruly child who is angry she just got spanked. He is conflict sexual and donated her to the Overwatch rape dungeon.
do they have writers or do they outsource it to janitors or custodians around the blizzard hq
>>586055743woah and it's free?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0ecbEsi-ePQ
>>586056329We got like... 4? 80% of them are "good" or neutral
great, I've just came back to overwatch for the first time since 2018 and there's lots of new stuff and talon is under new leadership but then less than a month passes and it's back to the same shit as 8 years ago just great
how long does it take for text based abuse reports to ban you?had a bit of a melty and told some niggers on my team to end it, get cancer, and such
>>586057009things will start happening, detective omnic will help us unveil the conspiracy
>>586055743the black shit around his bald head makes it look like he's got a bad case of norwood 7
>>586057023write in chat that you're really sorry and that it won't happen again then ask people to report it so jannies would see your apology
>>586057310but i'm not sorry. i hope their firstborn dies in their hands
>>586057253he does
>>586057253thanks now i can't unsee
>>586057423nuh uh
>>586057613only default skins and skins that appear in cinematics are canon
>>586057253That's just their skin, bro.
>>586055126wait so reaper and sombra (and i presume widow) are back on talon now instead of. whatever the fuck they were doing during vendetta's reign (i genuinely have no idea)?
Every OW character seems to be a bum these days ngl, they're just pretending to be serious and tough
>>586058448Hanzo actually went from being a bum in OW1 to aura farming Null Sector
>>586054385Dogshit writing tranny fanbase
Gentle love making to a defeated and timid Vendetta
>>586059056while holding hands
Why did voice chat get enabled by default? I almost had a panic attack!
>>586059301uuuhhhhuuuuhhhuuuuhhhdo not panic
>>586059056They're going to turn Ven into the overwatch barracks bunny...
>>586059301it's okay juno, they can't hurt you
>>586059301Junos should have to talk in public voice
>>586059301Communication game, stupid bitch
Did they cute her up compared to her original animation?
>>586059571do NOT call The Juno a bitch
>>586054385>barely did anythingShe attacked Gibraltar, took over a small Italian town, formed an alliance with a bunch of other bad guy factions. It was a lot more then Doomfist was doing.
>>586059432She already has a bunny skin, too!
>>586059474Juno solo joi countdown
>>586059601I’d let her cry on my shoulder ngl
>>586059601They're obviously softening up her image so she makes a face turn and joins OW to fight Doomfist.
>>586059601she made sure she looked pretty for doom
>>586059601need to kiss her freckles
>talon does nothing>vendetta takes over talon>does nothing>doomfist takes over again>will do nothing
What is dective Omnic even going to do amidst the globe crisis?Like, how can you even put normal detective into the story at this point?
First game into team drives and I immediately get demoted back to Emerald
>>586060035Talon vs overwatch is probably going on the backburner in favor of lucheng interstellar and whatever the fuck is going on with emre.
>>586060105you didn't offrole for drives?
>>586055250go back to getting bread because this terrorism shit clearly didnt work
>>586060035He's going to dig up some dirt on OW and we find out Cole Cassidy is a crossdresser and Genji is really into blacked cuckold porn and that he has a 2 tb fanfiction of Doomfist fucking Mercy while he sits in the cuck chair.
>playing comp during drivesoh no no no no
>>586060035Maybe he is investigating the Lucheng conspiracy.
>>586056784its like the SCP wiki, everyone just makes their own shit and then they fit it together
>>586060165Emre and the AI bullshit is the endgame story. Don't think they'll touch it for a while.
i forgot what lucheng was
>>586060489I still believe in moon monkey empire endgame.
>>586060489Aren't Anubis and Emre stuff 2 different things?
>>586060030The potential empire
>>586060612SIMONCHADS RISE UP!
come to bed...
>Rise of Talon was the story for the year>it's almost November>we get some brand new bullshit next monthTime sure does fly. So what do you think next year's story arc is gonna be.
the lunar colony animals will overthow the moon base and then invade mars. then overwatch will jump the shark and become gundam evolution 2
Sometimes I wonder how good the plot of Titan was.
>>586060849I want to impregnate Angela
>>586047443Sojo is like 3/4 chrome, they could've chosen any place for Vendetta to hit, yet the cut went next to her ass lmao>>586046286>gI2tyTGvFag kek
>I want to impregnate Angela
>>586060624Yeah. Chernobog is the sorta confirmed name for the AI controlling Emre. It's connected to the conspiracy group Sombra is investigating in her lore video.
>>586061050we needed confirmation that her ass is in fact not real
Moshi moshi? Monke desu
>start Overwatch™ like I usually do around this time>suddenly can't enter UNLESS "verify your account by your PHONE NUMBER" >and I don't have that phone # for 4 years nowgod, I hate american (goys) services so much it's unrealJUST LET ME PLAY MY FUCKING VIDEO GAME IT'S JUST A FUCKING VIDEO GAME AAAAAAAAAAH
>>586061310hell yeah
>>586061180>"The Conspiracy" is a mysterious entity or faction that according to Sombra, is believed to be running the world.Awfully anti-semitic of Blizzard.
>>586061428yeah they do this before they draft you to die for israelyou should be getting a knock on your door soon. or a flashbang through your window
>>586061428>he doesnt have a burner/trap phone for these occasions
>>586061310
>>586061826doesn't it cost a bit to maintain one?
>>586048394Sojo is my favorite anime girl thoughbeit 51 yo woman btw
Nah, but think about it. A tank hero that's basically our version of Adam Smasher. It would be kino.
A tank hero that's basically our version of Adam Sandler*
>hurf durf nothing happened"rise of talon" wasn't referring to vendettaYear One: How Doomfist Got His Groove Back
>>586061310>Yes?
>>586062120Better get her pregnant before her cyborg-eggs disappear
is dmon's ult only 1 pixel thick or something? I swear people literally just jump over it and don't get hit
>>586062348also characters got to do something so they feel like actual characters
>he plat'd?>dump it
>>586062364>Yes she wants donuts on her pizza>Yes I've tried to tell her you don't have donuts
lole why do brits always like drinking tea with milk and sugar.
>>586063107Lena, please answer
>>586062680>>586061895>>586061310what pass has this emote?
>>586063351It’s a shop emote iirc
>>586060172I did. It was support queue.
>>586061310>Greetings!>*laughter* ...Oh, excuse me. >How embarrassing! >Sorry about that! >Bye!
the fist always wins
DPS can't beat tank in a 1v1, it's simple.
>>586063107Because hundreds of years ago they only got low quality shitty black tea that took 6 months to import in the bottom of a hot ship and coincidentally sugar went from a luxury to a staple at the exact same time so people put the two together to make it more palatable.
>>586063847>reaper>bastion>torb >sojourn>junkrat>echo
>>586061428should've boughted it before it went f2p
>>586063616>hello>yes>no>sorry about that!>good bye
>>586063107Wait, you don't put sugar in your ice tea?
>>586017615It hurts to see how unrecognizable the game is compared to 2016.
>>586064287
>>586063237Lena drinks her tea with milk, no sugar>>586063878i see. >>586064216nobody drinks ice tea. how you should drink tea is hot and with oatmilk (extra creamy), no added sugar
>>586064287I don't care about her as a person I just wish I had a wife who looked exactly like her.
>>586061602>>586061826so, do I say gg to this account? >>586064152I did, in 2017but I stopped some years ago because (of course) THEY told me to verify this account with an email codeand tried to login to said email but google deleted out of the existence because I haven't used it in a whilemaybe its a sign to stop playing this shit game..
matchmaking has gotten like 6 million times worse thanks to rivals shitter refugees leaving their dump fire game.
gn lena..
>>586065083rent free lol
>>586060853Ram raises and army of Gwishin omnics. The three remaining MEKA pilots rejoin the fight and the full MEKA squad takes on Ram’s army.
>>586053815Doom after experiencing The BVC in his bussy
>Fika gets a serum that gives her humanoid form>flying cat shitter replaced by sexy catgirl FikaIt’s the only way.
>>586064774perfect
Shion is literally my wife.
>>586065857Your lady Shion is very pretty.
If Doctrine can just make a new doomfist why don't they make an army of doomfists?
>>586065857Your wife has been very busy, anon...
>>586062558>troonfist>do something\KEK
i have never watched or read a single piece of overwatch lore. i boot up the game, click play, kill niggers
>>586064391Ice tea is pretty much the only tea Americans drink
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>586066851thanks kiriko, you're alright
>>586065970>>586066080Wait until you see her on her bike.
How am I supposed to play Torbjorn if the enemy is dead set on shooting my turret down no matter how cheek of an angle I'm holding?
>>586066851thanks jose, you're alright
grabbing fistfuls of bedsheets while schizo plaps me from behind and makes me boypregnant
>vendetta when she's in an actual fair 1v1
>>586068050Your E button, press it
>>586068050You yell "I'm overloading" then shoot them.
>>586068492mating press
>>586068492Overwatch isn't a 1v1 dueling game, it's a team effort.
there has to be a better way to incorporate lore changes and events into the actual game. as someone who literally just gets on to play i didnt even know that sigma was had escaped or that doom and vendetta were even close to a confrontation yet.
>>586068492>>586059601Vendetta is so brown that if she dated a Northern Italian man it would be a interracial relationship.
>>586068492If that's the case why is every faggot crying about having to deal with her?
>>586068379calm down jose
So they built up Vendetta just to have her quickly lose everything then get curbstomped by Doom within a year anyway?
>>586070334Yes it was a bait and switch.It wasn't vendetta's rise of talon, it was doomfist's.
>>586017784this but her fat belly
>>586070468it's okay Vendetta makes something else rise
>>586070468She's going to learn from this loss, come back and beat Doomfist.
>>586070468Fucking weak, my queen deserved better
>actually caring about wattpad tier lore
>>586071237I care about rule34 results instead
>>586070334>caricature of a girlboss>takes over and thinks she can do everything better>burns it all down in the processLowkey sexist if you think about it.
>>586069445because there's no such thing as a fair 1v1 with her in game. her kit isn't skillful it lowers the skill ceiling of others. she's no better than moira, mei, mercy, jpc, hog, doomfist, junkrat, anran
>>586063878INCREDIBLY based economic history knower. I've got my 1756 Mexico City 8 reales in front of me as I type this. The history of the VOC, EIC, HBC, all those trade companies and the sheer output of Spanish-American silver driving a global economy interests me to no end
>>586071079Vendetta works better as an underdog anyway
i care about israel
Could you care about putting a little more effort into your baits please.
They should seriously consider buffing the kiriko
>>586071237doomfist winning in lore is the only solace i have when hes constantly losing in game balance
>>586071683@Aaron_Keller you should do this
>>586071398>redditor copeAlright, should have guessed
>>586071429Doomfist...Chernobog...
>This won't end like before.
>>586072458>has no actual argument >calls other people redditors
>Vendetta prison-break skin
Who's the Low Tier God of Overwatch
>>586071560Domina BWC spitroast
>>586072951xqc
>>586071237WHAT THE FUCKBRO WAS JUST THIRSTY
>>586051319good mornyan
the hana is so cool
>>586070468is doctrine doomdaddy's twink slave?
>>586073491good mornyan the 'bo
>>586073951i don't think they'll ever release a wacky character like junkrat again
haha why do Junos always have silly names
se and bo schizo is unironically one of the best posters here
>>586073520Look at her go!
>>586074049venture is right there bro and we in /owg/ love them
>>586074110it's true, i want them to finger my ass
>>586074181>that feel when no The Hana wifeI'm sad now
>>586074237not false. but not as wacky
>>586072643>"Please I don't want to end up in prision again Winston-sama"
>>586073491good mornyan!
wtf blizzard, why did you think I want to talk to my teammates?
>>586074505good mornyan big J!
>be me>play overwatch back in 2016-2022>quit because overwatch 2 sucked ass>get emails about my account getting hacked>don't care because i gave up on overwatch>fast forward 2026>friends are playing overwatch and im bored so why not download it again>turns out my hacked account is completely transferred both password and email and phone number to a new account and its all gone>decide to send a blizzard support ticket>"yo my shit got hacked like 5 years ago heres a screenshot from my email from like 10 years ago proving i bought the game think i can have my account back lol">ticket gets updated and my account is relinked to my email and i own it againoh uh wowblizzard support is... le good?
>first match of drives>wuyang ults on me>i use JQ ult and get 2 kills>die>nobody has moved uplike i genuinely dont get it. why is every game just a loss because i have certified retards on my team? why cant i lose because i have a teammate whos too blood thirsty for kills while forgetting the point? why cant i lose because the enemy was just better? why does every loss have to be because i have fucking mongoloids on my team in diamond
>>586074929That beard looks bad...
>>586074109Juno's a silly character, it only fits.Although, that may or may not be a streamer-mode name.
juno is very serious
Juno got turned into a plushie
>>586076086I want a Juno
>>586075996During sex.
>>586074992>you're now a GM support and have every mythic
>>586076407Here's how I got mine. Get on it fast, they sell quick (but he might replenish his stock). It's shipping from China so expect close to a month for her to arrivehttps://www.ebay.com/itm/168653386533
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Tracer_-_Off_to_high_tea_with_you.ogg
>>586075996>Indeed!
>>586076746The plushies
>>586074992second thing to add to this >>586076706what do people do in this game now? is it better or worse?i quit back when i want to say junker queen-kiriko were released so theres like a dozen heroes ive missed since then and probably a fuckton of new modes and shitanon-gpt give me a recap
Hi, hi.
hay
>>586074109robo juno sex
we lost the first round so i started hyping up our Juno to the enemy team saying she's gonna go sicko mode now and we ended up winning lole
why is she so angy?
my old ass, dumbass chihuahua just jumped off my fucking bed directly into my desk and bit her tongue mid match
>>586078610not like doomfist
fighting doomfist reminds me how fucking stupid the average player is because what the fuck do you mean you cant handle the lone 500 health tank in my fucking backline as i singlehandedly pull his team away.
tank players on other roles are consistently the worst players i've ever seen. in a mode where moira is even more broken than normal you get retards like these who can't even manage this character.
Overwatch writers are capeshit pansies and it shows, lmao. Status quo is god, and we'll dazzle you with a million particle effects and other bullshit to restore it along the way.
>win a couple of games>placed in loser's queue>suddenly "quick" play queue times go from <10 seconds to 3-4 minutes (trying to find me a team that literally cannot win under any circumstances)>lose every game until this shit stops because my teammates are """"""mysteriously"""""" all bronze 5 playersit's so fucking blatant and so fucking tilting because the teams they find for you stop you from even playing the game
>>586079183
5 hours later
>>586081180congrats anon-kun
why even bothering queueing up for this stupid fucking drive if your just gonna play like fucking moron? theres no way this is fun for you
>>586081072M rated Overwatch could only have been made if the studio wasn't a bunch of raving baizuo fruitcakes.
Thoughts on Emre?
>>586081825john halo insert to appeal to conventional shooter players
team drives should just have their own separate fucking queue and rank entirely like comp TDM.
>>586071402Juno wouldn't say this.
>>586081825I like Freja’s husband
>>586073951>>586074929sent those retards flying
I've been playing D.Va a lot lately, sometimes I think about how different Overwatch would be if it had gore. That cutesy chicken rabbit mecha of hers would be as brutal with those fusion cannons not having VSS, the micro missiles being massacres at a button press, and rockets burning people and the mech slamming into people, the self destruct just being a bomb. Reinhardt pulverizing people into fine red mist with his hammers, melting their faces with firestrike, Indian train effect with charges. Genji would just recreate the MGS hallway scene with gray fox. Pharah just playing Quake 3 in the game. Sigma breaking everyone's bones or melting them with his evaporating black holes. ditto with Zarya being effectively a pyromaniac. Roadhog filling people with sharpnel would be agonizingly painful with the screaming (imagine a baby dva getting hit by the scrap gun, gosh), while Junkrat would just cause gibs to fly everywhere. And imagine if all those sounds were visible on people depending on their HP.
>>586078610immigrants
I'm honestly just waiting for WoW Forever to release at this point. Overwatch has been kinda boring lately.
Any comp points in the twitch drops? They usually do them around drives right? I'm 500 off a weapon skin and I refuse to play the team ones
>>586082628but Forever doesn't have The Lena in it :(
we should all play heroes of the storm...
>>586082628I've been playing minecraft way more than usualthey just keep doing the same thing they always dowe have a really great patch, then they immediately drag cass, freja, mauga, etc. into the meta againI'm just getting a little tired of it
>>586082628me too anon
>>586082628I play like a couple of games per week, it's in a pretty dull state, the new heroes don't do anything for me.
>>586082961Hana is the only hero of the storm.
>>586082628all you ever do is post about games that aren't overwatch
>>586082961
>>586083386https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/allstars_gamepedia/images/a/a0/DVaBase_Pissed_P05.ogg
>>586083501he posts porn sometimes too
>>586021209Pipkin Pippa
>>586083386We worship the hana here
>>586082628The shill campaign surrounding Forever is insane.
>>586083781Always have and always will.
>>586083781Real and BASED
>>586082628>WoW ForeverI don't play WoW, what's the difference between Classic and Forever?
>>586084098You know a waifu is perfect when people (like me) buy skins for her even though 90% of the time you don't even see her
>>586081561Putting my dick in Juno’s mouth
>they’re still making video essays about how Hog is heckin toxic and problematicJesus Christ.
>>586085264He is
2 back to back games of DPS outright throwing and wasting my time but god forbid i rightfully tell these asshats to hang themselves on the side of a dumpster
They should make a white male blonde support character and call him Submisiv.
>>586085874Just play gacha if you want pretty twink buttsluts
>>586072651Why should I make the effort when I already know you are retarded?
>>586085264He is if you're bronze
>>586085264>expecting anything else from gay westerner skinnerbox the game
The niggalow faggots and boosted streamers want every hero shooter to be pure pokeslop
Mercy sucks shit and has a toxic kit
>>586085874They should give him the most raspy gravely voice in the game
>>586085264WANT SOME CANDY
>>586086638only shitters want pokeslop. nobody who actually wants a skillful and engaging game wants to play poke. dive has always been the overwatch playstyle
>NOO YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME FROM DISTANCE YOU HAVE TO JUMP INFRONT OF ME TO DO DAMAGE AIEEEEEEE
Daily reminder that Vendetta was raped and gaped in the chilly autumn of ‘26.
How do I stop myself from calling every Lifeweaver I play with a nigger
>>586082628for me I'm grinding Overwatch until Destiny 2 comes back, for me they're very similar so I can easily switch between both of them.
>>586083519>Ego Shootersuddenly the average overwatch player mentality is explained
playing venture is the only way i can harvest dopamine from this game nowadays
if a Juno doesn't wave at least once to me in a match i get really depressed
>>586087082ThisThe amount of retards on reddit complaining about dive being strong literally surprised me but it makes the playerbase make a lot more sense
i started playing mizukii like his play style
I hate that both the new tanks are boring dogshit
>>586090643Dmon was hard meta for months
>>586091032I meant dogshit in an interesting design sense t b h
>>586087494Scripted jobber vs jobber sequence
>>586090251Sigma can be a dive tank if you float high enough
two of my top favorite games ever are both celebrating their 10th year anniversary
they made tracer thicker
>>586095185good
>>586095185That's just her diaper bulge
>>586095335are all the women in Overwatch yuri?!?
>>586095185and Lena's getting LAAAAARGER
>>586095185Her girlfriend is an architect
>>586081072
How do people aim with Genji?
>>586068050overload is one of the best abilities in the game your turret is just a tool for 1v1s. get wall turret perk throw that shit on the wall and hold an angle, rape any DPS that tries to push you
I want to give Ana 2 grandkids.
>>586096758rub up against whoever you want to kill so they take up the whole screen
gn kiriko
What do you do when you hear TEAR IT DOWN
>>586096948god porn pharah is so perfect
>>586097474Move 3 inches to the side and shoot that potato eating motherfucker
>>586095185the beans on toast diet>brrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaap
>burned out on overwatch>buy holdfast nations at war on a whim, shit is on sale>no bullshit abilities with zero counterplay>most skill-based aim I've ever seen>zero toxic faggots>zero bullshit forced 50 matchmaking>zero matchmaking at all>can build a chair and sit on it>no battlepass, eventslop, or constant microtransaction shillingunironically skipping drives for this
What the sigma is diddyblud talmbout
this was explained in CFYOW
>lost one(1) game precisely when it matteredIs the reason I win all my Team Drive games because I'm finally in a team that *wants* to win?
I hate Moira so god damn much fuck this cunt and her teleport
gn hanas
>>586099224sex
>>586097189gn
>>586099224gn hana>>586099721gn kiriko
>>586099224gn hana
>>586096079absolutely
>>586096079yesh
Doomgods won bigly for once
>>586098982how's the weather in bronze?
>>586100321I've got hangups on the new skin, but it was a cool animation. I don't like the feet and pants.
Just watched the new short.So that whole thing was a massive waste of time and we're back where we started, right?
>>586100595How do you deal with her teleport?
>>586100873i shoot her before and/or after she uses it
FUND IT HURRY
>>586100787btfoing shitdetta is still better than keeping her, what a lame character
>>586100787Whiny-ass bitch, shut the fuck up.
>>586100787not really, but i don't want to get in the way of you complaining if it's making you feel good
>>586100985How do you deal with her teleport?
>>586101271What nuance am I missing? Doomfist wasn't the leader, he was temporarily embarrassed, now he's the leader again and nothing really changed aside from Sombra getting a smidgen of character development.
>>586101441bro grew a beard wtf you mean
>>586101441nta but (and this is all raw copium) it's likely that vendetta's uprising lit a fire under doomfist's ass and now he's gonna start actually fucking doing things as head of talon now and orchestrating conflict instead of talon just sitting around doing nothing
>>586101286How do you "deal with" tracer blink? With doom slamming away?
Vendetta just lost everything she worked for and now she’s handcuffed and helpless inside an Overwatch holding cell. Say something nice to her.
>>586101946I like her better than Doomfist.
Vendetta aka the new overwatch sextoy
>>586101946I hope rwt4184 does something with her like those videos with that random Talon grunt still wearing a helmet
gm
>>586101834Tracer has obvious tells for where she's going to reappear because you just saw her come from there
>>586102787that and she caught me starin
>>586101441>vendetta in overwatch jail>doomfist and frens have to decide what to do with the betrayals of mauga,moira, vendetta loyalists>doctrine woke up from his nappypoo and probably wants to do some fucked up science shit>jetpack cat might be a secret lucheng spy>sigma is no longer a prisoner test subject>emre and freja were contracted by vendetta and now vendetta in jail>overwatch will probably be recognized be the global government or whatever it's called for stopping the emp and will get reinstated and funded maybe>genji left overwatch to hang out with the kiriko>reinhardt and ana are fuggin'>overwatch now has anran, wuyan, and mizukii'm not claiming the quality or the significance of any of these things, but we are def not "back where we started"
>first game of the day>win tank>Team Drive>win tank>win tank>win tank and support on a loop>we call it a day>keep going but queue damage>total brain-dead teammates>they blame me of course
Lena fucked up another shuttle, tune in.
>>586102831We'll see if any of that pans out to anything significant. I just gope you're right.
when people are mean to me in this game I feel like crying...
>>586103432remember that there's always someone who'll be there for you, no matter what
>>586103629Futa ow porn, my beloved
>>586103629
Can't miss.
>>586103629>"Is this on?"https://youtu.be/pwFu8kEsUW4
do you guys remember this song:https://youtu.be/GM6sazc7jEg?si=PEo-BzHycuQl1a93
Reminder tracer is for hot and sweaty anal
>all my matches in plat-emerald are against people who are master/gm on their other roles, ultra giga coordinated owcs stack niggers>watch my friends play in the same rank range>its all bots learning how to play the game, inting 24/7 and doing the dumbest shit unimaginablewhat fucking gives. even my fucking qp games are master, gm and champion niggers 24/7
how are there 5v5 tank players? who are these people?
>>586105005god she's so hot
>>586105005>>586105182
>complete 3 games queued as all rolescan they fuck off with this already?
>>586105939scared you might have to tank, chuddy?
>>585880552>Hana - BOBIncorrect, the Hana is for the Yuna.
>>586105125noticing how emerald players are worse at the game in every way, compared to plat players kekkk.only gets better once you hit mid diamond and above.you still see tanks burning all of their cooldowns like bots up until low masters anyways.
>>586106035>mightlol
>>586105939make sure to keep chat: ONwhen you're queued into a 5v5 tank game, listen to your DPS going negative, listen to your moira and zenwipers active
if we don't move the payload i'm gonna get mad :3
I love spending 8 minutes in queue to play defense on havana
>>586106319hook them through the bush
>>586106198>>586106269>>586106336the's
>>586106186
yeah sombra's just much more boring to play now
>>586045862She's a nepo baby. Her daddy works for blizzard so she can say whatever she wants and never have to deal with backlash from them.
Olivia...>>>/gif/31355663
>>586107854good mornyan saar
>>586107707She should probably chill out or else they'll give Anran the Pharah voice line treatment. I'd be that petty if I was Aaron Keller.
I've left 7 qp defense games in a row
>>586107707>Her daddy works for blizzardI've never heard this before
>>586107854>that Ellie
why can sombra still hack bob
>>586109574idk, why can ana sleep bob?
>>586109771bodied that retard
>>586107854looks like a weird rihanna hybrid, sukdeep could've prompted better
>nothing ever happens>the story is back to status quoNice writting
>multiplayer shooter>muh lore
playing tank is miserable
>>586110549you misspelled based
>>586110549you should try playing the hana. she's pretty cool and cute
Jej
>slopshit
>>586112319
>>586112319>still posting pre-buffed kiri butt in the big two-sixishygddt
this game makes me want to kill myself
>>586112948Sombra
>>586112828That extra 5mm really makes a different
>>586112319This is normal Japanese butt
>>586112319from the ass of an 11 year old male to the ass of a 12 year old
>>586115601How do you know?
>>586115601uh bro?
>>586115601>t. shion
>go to load up some comp>remember dives are on>close gamesad
>>586074374He's just tsun for the HMD
Say his name.
>>586116368Angela Okyamode
>>586112494>SlopfistVendetta got robbed even more than this dickhead did in their first fight. They better actually do something with his character now that he's back on top because he's been boring as shit for 10 years now.
>>586115601
>>586116502Through conflict he has evolved into Beardfist.
>>586116581Wish he could evolve back into a dps I'm sick of seeing shitters going 1-15 on him throwing the game.
Good morning. I love Lena, Freja and Brigitte.
Total Venture love.
>>586117070why is that man pregnant
>>586117424It's 2026. Men can be preganante now.
took all day to finish this piece of shit event solo. what a fucking miserable experience. too bad i didnt get gamer girls like last time haha instead i get these faggots doing weird ass noises and screaming in vc its so bad i have to get of vc
>>586117503What event?
>>586115601Troon coded post
One is out. Juno is next.
who are ur top 3 DPS
>>586117331holy fuarking SEXO
>>586117710Blackwatch bitches
>>586117710>walk into bedroom>see thisWhat do?
>>586118050do a 360 then walk out the room
>>586117331Total V*nture death.
>>586118050Pull the wire on my vest.
>>586118101No one says this
Angela Yeukai
>>586118372True, nobody remembers her name
Angela Ashe
shion if she human
>>586117331is this OC? fucking kino
gm vendettasgm ventures
>>586117424why do they do that awkward stare away it's like a dog ro something
new owcs drops are livehttps://www.twitch.tv/ow_esports_jphttps://www.twitch.tv/commanderx
>makes eye contact with you>quickly looks away
>>586118840why is she chinese
>>586119294gm
>>586119430Where are D.Mon's skins already.
>>586119502that's where all sex dolls are made
anyone ever notice the little look down dommy gives you when you click on her, as if she's looking at your... you know....
Low elo is crazyDoes not matter how shit your team is, if you're the first one to talk shit the entire team will blame you no matter whatmy dps had one elim on a failed attack round and we talk shit on the only positive player on the entire team
>>586074505
>>586112319? I thought they buffed kiriko when she got 250 hp
>>586119503I CAN DIG THAT
>>586119687
how do we increase venture's pick rate?
>>586120128give her huge breasts
>>586120128give her the d
>>586120186>>586120228>hererm...
>>586120128Actually make her a cute tomboy instead of a dysgenic freak. All her concept art was 1000 times better.
>>586120186stop right there criminal scum
>>586120539venture is a she, yes
>People angry over the recent story "developments"Why do people still have hope in Blizzard crafting a story worth caring about? You'd think people would have learned their lesson by now.
>>586120573there's something Lena-like about the soundwave weapon 1 designcoincidentally, it's also the best design
>>586120125
>>586112319Still would
>>586120573Only 5 and 10 look better
>>586117710
>>586120963Madsdaddy
>>586120818
good niyghtyan bo, se
>>586121046
Can someone explain why I will paly a few games normally, 0 lag or issues, then I'll get thrown into a new game and for the first 30 seconds have mega frame drops and latency? It's so annoying and doesn't happen with any other game. Not my internet or graphics, it never lags besides this one time loading into a new game
>>586120963
>>586121390good nyight
>>586121704Yes I can tell you exactly what's wrong. But I won't.
>>586121704I have the same issue on console. Could never find an official answer to the problem.
>>586120573jfc what is wrong with the devshow did they have all these concepts still end up with what we got
>>586121896Nor will I, since I also know what it is.
>>586120963>>586121720I havent played a CoD since MW2 reboot but Im thinking of giving a try cause of Mads. Also cause Overwatch is on one of the maps.
>>586120573hot take i don't like any of these reallyandrogynous creature carrying a large drill isn't a very interesting design imo
>>586120186
>>586121882good nyight cutie..
>>586122694
>>586121882>>586122694Good nyight Jose!Good nyight Abbo!
>>586121896Damn...>>586121907Yeah it definitely feels game or server side. I could understand if it was the first load into a game/map but it isn't
Been seeing a lot of vids recently of people hearing farts when playing Juno
>>586122694>>586122718good nyight freaks
>>586122856>>586125007samefag schizo you lost to jose
>>586125124what did jose win?
>>586125201>what did jose win?the war
>>586125201>>586125581everything
>>586125581>>586125639
>>586125685this side of your schizo identity is decent, lena loving and on-topic. you gotta let the hate go mayne.
>>586125750I'm really not as active here as you think.
>In the wolves mouth That's where she said she wanted me to put it hahaha
I like Doom’s new Kimbo slice look
>>586126006whatever you say
>It's POOPDICKSCHIZO! We all know it's you samefagging. Don't even bother trying to hide it
seems they hit a nerve after all..
>duoing with a woman>you compliment her >she compliments you backIs there a better feeling?
>>586126706When her buck compliments you through the mic.
>>586126697the jose arc was fun during the investigative phase. now it's just the same dude, (may or may not be jose, doesn't even matter) riling himself up over Lenaposts and slinging outdated catchphrases at the wind. it's so stale. what's for dinner? I'm making tacos with pulled pork tonight.
kek. honestly hero shooters are kind of cooked
Wait.....People MASTURBATE to JUNO!?
>>586127004People say that about every game.
NERF THIS!!
>>586126905it's either pizza or sombra's taco (tortilla) after I am done having a few drinks with the mates
Don't ignore my post.
>>586127105>>586127274I have multiple severe mental disorders.
Doomdaddy? Won
>>586127004It's hilarious coming back to Overwatch from the absolute trainwreck that is Tekken 8 and seeing people rag on the devs for not caring, if you really want to see devs that don't give a shit go subject yourself to that trash and get a new perspective. This game definitely isn't perfect but as someone who's played since the beginning I'd still say it's in the best state it's ever been and the devs have addressed so many issues this year you'd have to be delusional to think they don't care about us.
>>586127765Cat has been broken for like six months. Fuck off.
>>586127860You'll get over it.
>>586127860Broken how? Currently the weakes support in the game.
>>586127012Wait....People MASTURBATE to JOSE!?
>>586100787Pretty much, it's all slop
Explain why Doomfist should be able to do that without sounding like you want to get fucked by him in your greasy asshole on a Blackeddotcom set.
>>586127860Oh believe me I know but even with that faggot cat I'll still stand by what I said.
>>586100787>So that whole thing was a massive waste of timesame is it always was
>>586127984i also saw that on twitter bro
>>586127984OUT FUCKING PLAYED
>>586127984bronze positioningany good soldier would've gtfo'd out of that room the moment they saw doom block by the center entrance
>>586127984>Explain why Doomfist should be able to do thatBecause that's just how the game is balanced. Super tanks can do anything. They have the damage of DPS with 3 times the health.
>>586127984I love standing with my back to a wall and shooting a full life doom's block.
Overwatch fans are cattle to fall for this blatantly contrived WWE bullshitYou would know doom fist would job to the newfag right awayAnd you would know vendetta would job to doomfist right away
>>586128374bro this is a video game this is not real nobody is falling for anything
>>586128337But he has 2000 hours in Kovaaks
>>586128416>this is not realCorrect, it's hyperreal Look at all the dude bros in the comments of those videos onions facing over this shit The game was better (it was still kind of sloppy in a bunch of ways) when there was no lore on launch to distract Consumers
>>586128374For real, time to go back to REAL video game lore where REAL IRL stuff happens
>>586128530And Doom has 2000 hours on Blacked.
>>586128530It's even worse when I looked back at it. The soldier is fucking reloading then starts shooting him after finishing.
Requesting A new bard/music related hero bc Lucio sucks and everyone forgot him Another fitness related hero that's not Zarya to motivate players to work out
>>586128675extremely chinese post
>>586128581I have video game lore fatigue Overwatch "lore" is just filler to distract fans from the fact nothing is happening
>>586128707Why should something happen? It's a multiplayer FPS.
>>586127984i never fall for this because i play with headphones
It's time for people to admit that Overwatch as a story was never that compelling to begin with.
People complained that there was no lorePeople complain that there’s lorePeople love to complain
>Love Island x Overwatch We need a Swimsuit Special, like Rivals level of hot sweaty fit bodies and barefoot babes.
>>586129180It took you 10 years to realize this?
>>586127984The wall
>>586128742Potential multiplayer fps
>>586128675>Another fitness related hero that's not Zarya to motivate players to work outThat's Anran.
>>586127984This is what we call skill here.
>>586129725Maybe if Blizzard was anywhere other than California
>>586128675>Another fitness related hero that's not Zarya to motivate players to work outUhmm... Your Doom?
>>586131359doom is not natty
I need 1000 competetive points. And I don't understand how dives work. Is that difficult to get them?
>>586131463the game tells you how they work
>>586131463nah just win 3 games
What role is least impacted by drives? support so they can't duo? I guess they can still play 2 dps tho
When are they adding solo queue. I just had the joy of going against a duo running pharmarcy and as soon as the pharah died once they both swapped to cree cat. This shit is so fucking aids.
pesky ninjas
>>586119503I will never forgive them for deconfirming Space Rocks.
>>586127004no one should care about anything other than balance and MM
>>586129528I like loreI just want something to fucking happen for once.Even fucking TF2 eventually ended the Gravel Wars.
I'm so fucking tired of mccree it's unreal.
I'm your Huckleberry
>>586133704Who?
The smugiko
>>586133704I'm so fucking tired of Ana and McRape it's unreal.
>>586132475based retard
My entire team kept getting 1v4d by an enemy vendetta. My support kept screaming at me to do something while he swapped from lucio to brig to zen.gg I guess
>>586131679winning 3 games is the difficult part
>>586134727be more confident dude
>>586133768You're no daisy. You're no daisy at all!!
>doomdaddy asked woman mercymain to a date live on streambased
>>586134925That's The Lena!
>>586135279yeah!
Lena..
Dives are irrelevant to me because I can't win to form a team.
baptiste just fkn flew over my cock
>>586135474she caught me starin
>>586135657they're relevant because i lose a lot more during themi've played 4 tonight and lost all of them
How do I stop myself being grouped in ranked? I don't want to be with these people.
>>586122718
>>586136341Just leave and requeue after every game?
>>586136836Twice i've had the person who got set as group leader immediately leave and put us into a new match that pops instantly.
Why is overwatchs artstyle still so sterile? and why are maps in daylight illumated so hard i feel like im in a studio with artificial sun lights? and the skin preview screen? even cheap gacha games in 2018 had more diverse and had visual fidelity, not this "sci-fi hospital clean room" that we have right now i guess i do have to bother with learning deadcock
Here's your overwatch antagonists >sigmapotential man>doom fistpotential man jobber>Vendettajobber 2: WrestleMania boogaloo >ReaperButt monkey>widowmakerOver medicated and depressed corpse>Sombra Black hat white hat with a wholesome chungus episode>DoctrineCheeky cunt with a sob story>MaugaMu OOH OOH AHH AHH ga>Maximilian Le shadowy potential business man >MoiraEugenics cunt with questionable ethics oblivious to her own impending doom>RammateaBlack lives matter my fellow americunts
>>586137030>Sombraracemix
>didn't play for a month>about to get deranked in bronze from mid-high gold in all modes and on all rolesWhy do I suck so much?
>>586137018I noticed that tooPixar art style shit that they couldn't even maintain consistency for before it turned into gacha slopThe cinematics have lighting that actually looks somewhat normal meanwhile in the game it's so damn blown out and washed out at the same timeWhere is the damn tonemapping
>lose because my team can't stop dying to hog hook and boop on nepalI'm gonna kill mself
>>586137515you are supposed to pick orisa and counter their hoghope this helps
>>586137018don't worry, we're all playing overwatch classic for free on not-blizzard servers soon enough
>>586137515hogdaddy domination
>>586137836lollmao even
>High diamond>Can only play support>Can only play 2 characters to that levelAm... Am I the problem?
Where's a doomdaddy thread? Anyone's baking?
>no issues all day>suddenly 3 games in a row of leavershuh
>>586138019>supporttop lel
>>586138049Doomdaddy stopped coming here, he turned his life around and has a good job and a girlfriend.
>>586139183Don't joke like that.
>>586127984>doomtrannies be like>this is fair and balanced just don't le shoot
>>586138198make that 4 in a rowi saw people saying servers were weird this morning i thought it was over
>>586139845Uhm did you just shoot his block for 0.1 seconds? Well you're dead now. Yes we need this otherwise nobody would queue tank.
>>586139845genjisissy...
>won 1 dive>already got 1500 competetive pointsNice
>>586136341>options>social>general>enable auto-grouping on team drive wins OFF
I HATE DOOMFISTI HATE DOOMFISTI HATE DOOMFISTSTOP PLAYING THIS FUCKING MONKEYPICK A REAL TANKPUT CLASSIC BACK IN ROTATION SO I NEVER HAVE TO SEE THIS """TANK""" EVER AGAIN
>>586141156AN DEY SEY
>>586140758Thanks anon that was getting really annoying being dragged into other matches unless I was quicker to leave
>page 9jose would have never allowed this
>>586141778is it confirmed then? that he's dead
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