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>>585968039>>585968017do not worry bwo, i was playing the game so i didn't notice image nor bump limit, if someone links images i'll still keep them safe
Umama.
Cumming to Kumiyabe daily has made me appreciate certain attributes
wahey>>585968185wtf you're too nice
>>585968109hewwo
End Uma x Trainer propaganda Kill Azuma
>>585967954That's her seiyuu (mom) Daiwa Scarlet is a perfect 2d girl>>585967959The prettiest!Second place goes to Satono Diamond
>>585968017nice thread
last thread was actually kinda nice. definitely gonna be thinking about genderbend revenge way more than I should be
>>585968185Posting this for a future bread, arigatou>>585968235cute orenji
TIER LIST FOR GRAND MASTERS
>>585968185this was gonna be my submission
>Tier list[-]
>>585968109Sawutations fwend
>>585968385Remove the tranny hag
>>585968345It was nice when most of the thread was ERP and porn?
I feel kinda depressed, could you post something cute?
>spend all tokens gambling on sprint hints>not a single sprint straight/corner skill:'(
>>585968185We need a Teio bread sometime
>>585968543glue and do it again
>>585968537no
>>585968617imagine the mold
>>585968227>>>585968362>>585968437>>585968617all safe
>>585968385>tier list for [one undisclosed gm cm]
I SHOULD HAVE FLATLINED
>>585968537I like tanukis
>>585968442woah cool pic, saved, hello!>>585968741thank you nice tanuki rudolf anyon
>do 10 pull few days ago>get ny diamond>do 10 pull today>get two more ny diamond
ryan LOVE
helloweekend ramp up...
>>585968803thanks anon
Not so friendly reminder Shiraoki isn't real Numbers don't mean anything Do your fucking career runs
>>585968679
>>585968780you are not attractive torenadiegoodbye
>>585968827Lock your doors.
>>585968893
How do I get NSM in real life?
>>585968385is she really that bad?
consider raping
niggas be falling in love with and fantasizing about some hag they've known for like 1 day, and they don't even really know her because none of yall speak japanese and play the JP version
>>585968385sillybros...
>>585969073become a butsukari otoko
>>585969075she just doesnt take pvp events siriusly
>>585968498It's better than the usual back-and-forth between obvious trolls and people dumb enough to respond, yes.
>>585969075We don't even know what the tier list is about... Why is neouni (new xoguri) on C...?
>>585968821I saw (you) reusing a picture I posted about 28 hours later so I have to ration out my matikanes
>>585968385more like UG Lee
>>585969098Ey yoMy name is torenaOr better yet call me Schwarzenegger I am the cream of the topI sing miss Victoria in my couchAnd make my uma roster bigger
>>585969028Please no, I'm saving myself for another ningen
>>585969171
>>585969224was it the bread one? That's a very good pic, I've seen some people using my umayuru machitan screens too lel
I wanted Kitasan...
Everyone talks about maining a style, but have you given up on any styles? maybe you've said something like "that's not for me, I'll never roll those cards, I don't want to loop those skills, I don't like the uma that run that style" ?
>>585969067Dang. It's unfortunate that this happened to you, Torena.
>>585969149Lol
NIGGER
wish her luck bros, my hopes and dreams rely on her massive tits
>>585969340I'm afraid it's over for you
>>585969352We should start thinking on how to find out anna anons identity
>>585969130not meluv me uma wife, shant leave her for fotom though i didnt realize i liked her until after snacking on her alt banner
>>585969429Based and redpilled
>>585969403Falco seconds before a surprise smooch
>>585969429BABY LAISU NO
>>585969402I am going to be honest I use the same 2 decks on all my Umas, I don't main a style I just pick whatever looks good enough
>>585969495Brian chad
>>585969429baby raisu would say that
>>585969429What did I do?
>>585969381Yeah. It's very cute so I don't mind that much
>>585969470I'm not going to alienate the only person that could make Curren bouncesloppa porn.She probably isn't even in a club from here either
sure why not
>>585969771>She
>>585969616no actually it was taiki on her camping banner. as soon as i did 1 career i spent the entire rest of the summer grinding her legend races to get her og
>>585969861Ugly hag
Hello Hello
>>585969402i love maruzenskybut i am not able or willing to get the cards and umas to support her
>>585969706bless, always on the lookout for cute machitans
>>585969402fronts require so many bespoke whites that the other styles don't that I can't be fucked dealing withI can make an okay pace or end off my late parents but they're non starters for fronts
>>585969861I just started listening to this song wtf
Back to wasting rerolls on my 5 borrows and getting jack shit.
>>585969402late surger because it is the cuck style for niggas who get off to kumiyabe slop
>>585969429she would say this and mean it
>>585969402Late surgers, if I can't make umas run end or pace instead of late, then I'm not playing them. Well, at least for now there may be an uma or two in the future that may force my hand into touching that cursed running style.I can train lates for TT tho... but TT is not real.
dating back to light hello @340/400, I am now 4 rainbows in nearly 400 rolls. (0 fm/sm on their banner..) Truly absurd. I think Cyjew flagged my account after i stopped giving them the monthly. If i didn't already mostly retire I sure would be. Truly abysmal luck../end of bitch rant
>>585969402I started the game with a single ticket giving me Falco, used the free 3* tickets and got Suzuka/Maruzensky and did nothing but Fronts (Scarlet, McQueen, Bakushin, even Creek as Front). Now I'm focusing on Pace due to my daughter.
>>585969901https://youtu.be/hTWKbfoikeg?t=43
>>585969897NOT ugly
>>585969402I tried making fr*nts in the one cm kitasan was good in because i got her with free pulls and just gave up on them, miserable experience
Soon.
>>585969901hey hey
>>585969130are you new? this happens almost every announced uma. Some trainers are just attracted to the new and shiny, like idol fans who just jump ship every time there's a new group with a hit.
>>585968385i'll still train her
>>585969901
>>585970267Win Variation's chest is sexiest
>>585968385As long as it's a medium, silly can win
>>585969403>Damn that sucks trainer>Anyways this means you are free this weekend right?
>>585970414>no frecklesgay
>>585969402i have used every style in cm and jobbed equally with them all except paces. fronts by number have the lowest number of my favorites (just suzie and maru) so i use them the least>t. group A 2nd warrior
when does Ines alt release?please don't say before Ramonu wit
Bleh. Previous thread tastes of salty coins and milk
>>585969130Of course Tokai Teio poster wouldn't know anything about the love from the first sight.
>>585970497Milk?
>>585970482nyes
>>585970590it wasnt milk... my bad..
>>585970497what's that supposed to mean
>>585969901I'm at a place called VertigoIt's everything I wish I didn't knowExcept you give me somethingI can feel, feel
>>585970694Yeah, it'd be a bad thing if you were lactose intolerant
>>585970497
genderbending raping dancho after he loses the dancho cup
>>585970807if my neighas say some shit like that in the chat if i job im kicking them
this thread will be infinitely worse
>>585970807If you were smart, you'd genderbend danchou, rape them until they like it, and then genderbend them back so they forever have the shame
>>585970590>>585970765It's an meme from back when nyanners was hip...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyQRFwPFc24
>>585970929There's already porn of the pure shrine maiden? Horrible
>>585971021what this guy said, absolutely disgusting, you should give me the source link so I could avoid it
>>585970929me offscreen
>>585971015pomf =3old 4chan maymays are slowly getting forgotten, and that's nice
Top 5 KMYB posts?
>>585971146are you black?
>>585971224no one would get seduced by this
https://x.com/renja00cg
I havent gotted a single hot spring ticket since the increased rate
>>585971015I am too young for this I guess...
matikane more like munchycunny
>>585971230Does anyone have the full sets with translations? The NTR makes it hotter.
>>585971262Only when I'm being depicted by a gook
>>585971271move out the way then nigga im diving in
>>585969402nigesdishonest playstyleI'll grin and bear it when Ace comes out but that's it
What does it mean when my trainee keeps leaning forward towards me in this outfit?
>>585971015>vtumorsget out
>>5859712301. Page 5 of Eishin Flash Swimsuit NTR2. Page 4 of Eishin Flash Swimsuit NTR3. Page 3 of Eishin Flash Swimsuit4. Page 2 of Eishin Flash Swimsuit NTR5. Page 1 of Eishin Flash Swimsuit NTR
>>585971386holy zoomer turd jesus christ pomf yourself
>>585971286>already followed
>>585971386nyanners wasn't a vtuber back then...........
>>585971021shrine maidens are made for anal sex with a talisman covering their pussyhttps://files.catbox.moe/gfxsi1.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/kvjwl4.png
>>585969402I gave up on late because my wife is a front runner.
>>585971386nyanners was an anon years, years before vtuber tech was developed, that's an ancient song
yurr
>>585971461
>>585971612Yeppers
>>585971483thats someone's OC, thats not a playable uma. id remember them if they were
>>585968385tier list of whatwin rate for CMs?
>>585971728A tierlist parroted from sloptubers who parroted it off hearsay. Nobody knows what it is for, but it's a tierlist, and everyone loves tierlists.
Any bwos here in their mid twenties?
>>585969352I HATE CURREN
>>585971851Yeah I'm 29
I thought birb was an oshi player
>>585969352my danchou genderbent me because i was flatlining and he said id find out what the next part of the punishment is later...
>>585971851Late twenties here. What's the equivalent to "1v1 me on rust" for you?
>>585971875BASED LAISU
>cuck porn addicts>vtumorsis this a SEA discord raid?
>>585972062Cum Bucket...
>>585971810someone should make a gooner tierlist
>>585972062Top gives me the ick, bottom makes me want to take her to heaven.
>>585971230FusaPan NTRNeicha NTRGrass NTRFlash NTRArdan NTRHonorable Vivlos NTR mention
>>585971851I'm gonna be 30+1 next month...
>>585971851yeah man
>>585971973Damn, how are your hips doing>>585972070Meet me in tomato town scrubOr something like that. I don't play many zoomer games
>>585972206
>>585972206why is it all NTR you guys read
>>585972272Ruby WOULD say this because she HATES H*lios
>>585972216Happy birthday in advance... I turned 24 four days ago >>585972221Wazzup bro
>>585972160I don't get what's happening in this picture
Will you consume the forbidden wings onii-sama?
>>585972062Top rapes me (and I grow to like it)Bottom I have to take care of for the rest of our lives
>>585972508W-why are they forbidden?
>>585972267I don't play any modern shooters and them being infantilized is the biggest reason for it... Seems rough for your generation
>>585971851For another year and then some, after that I'll officially be late-twentiesTime moves too fast
>>585969130I may be pretty shit at nihongo and only ever login so I can see rose's big beautiful autistic eyes staring at me but that still counts as playing. probably not actually but I don't really care all that much.
>>585972267My hips are fine, it's my back but that's been an issue since my army days
>>585972508no such thing as too spicy for chicken
>>585972193>Top gives me the ick
>>585972438thank you and happy belated birthday!
>>585972548s-so cool.....
>>585972062i only pick bottom because i get groove paizuri as payment for babysitting this retard
>>585972678who requested this fucking chibi?i would pay full price for curren bucket
>>585972498She found an excuse to regularly visit her trainer's house>>585972789It wasn't requested. I made a joke about wanting to slap a 50% off sticker on Cum Bucket as a prank and the chibi guy just made it without being asked.
i fucking hate all of you
>>585972651Her trainer is a knight isnt he?He totally is her knight.Knights are so cool...
>>585972860sweet Shakur wouldn't say this
>>585972146Are you new around here
>>585972860That's not kinda nice
>>585972860glowie bro...
>>585972963no, you are the one new around here seacuck
>>585972581They look like kids games but they are hyper competitive and rainbow six siege still looks tactical enough>>585972595It's alright bro, everyone will push your wheelchair lolKidding>>585972653I have always thought of joining the army or the police but I pussied out, how are your knees?>>585972705Thanks bwo, watch out for the back pains
>>585972860tupac would say this to me and not mean it
>>585972860(You) are my favorite poster and I hope (You) have a great rest of your day!
>>585972860tf is wrong with her mouth
>>585972860yeah well fuck you too
>>585972860
>>585973067i thought i was your favorite...
>>585972146gacha and mmos are always plagued with seanigs
>>585972914I'm inclined to agree. I may love my prince but yes, knights are indeed very cool.
I think you are all mostly fine.Mostly...
>>585973008I guess Tarkov and R6 seem like the kind of stuff I could've gotten into. The arena shooter/fortnite trend just made me fully detach from newer releases and go play older gems like Stalker SOC instead...
>>585971470Based
>>585972146I'll shot in the dark and say it's the schizo falseflagging because he does it at the same time every day
cow status?
>>585973225(You) are my favorite person in this thread, which is even better, and I wish (You) a great rest of your day too!
hag wife
>>585973008>It's alright bro, everyone will push your wheelchair lolMy friend has it worse. He is a whole 1 day older than me and will never get to hear the end of me calling him old
>>585972860>>585973131>>585973179Mega kisses for Shakute
More like Shapuke amirite
>>585973507thank you BigMac poster
>>585973008I've never had knee problems either and I still run regularly, it's always just been my back and my shins. I got discharged early since my back was so fucked up.Don't join the military or police, it's not as cool as it used to be
>>585972860Ugliness of the body produces ugliness of the heart.
>>585973463
>>585972860love the recent increase in shakute posting
>>585973818doto...
>>585969429Rice baby would NOT say this
Sex with Shakur, yes someone is saying this
Reminder that mares are dangerous.
>>585974159Probably the shakurglowieOr one of the shakursisters
>>585973463>>585973965My paizuri slave.And also ready for CM21.. hopefully.
>>585974228she basically wants me to flirt with her
>>585969429
>>585971851I'm in my 40s
>>585974445>curren_running.webm
its worth considering extra racesthis immigrant did 4 extra races (16 total) and has 4k sp no fast learner with minimal stat sacrificescope deck and my parent is nothing special (never loop always flatline)of course sprint S is helping a lot in terms of actual win% but just consider the stats + sp
>>585973441You're not missing out Tarkov has too many cheaters and pay to win stuff to actually feel enjoyable.Stalker is a great game, I'm personally itching to play some 2007 Modern warfare like the good old days. You could also join the ARMA larp school >>585973741You are going to pay your friends pension bro get ready to get findommed by your friend.>>585973903I've heard that before, I think army or police is worth it if you aren't an autistic shut in who doesn't know how to form bonds with the bros without using phones and the internet, thanks for the warning tho
Digitan won't leave me alone>Dupe leaps at me when i got golden door and "Eclipse First" on the starting gate when i was excited to get either KSB or Dia>Have enough dupes that i can bridge this without ever having to spend 5 statues per star
What's the appeal of this slut
>>585973903carried home ~20 pounds of groceries (in backpack) and I'm kinda feeling that my head is about to burst. I blame cold weather and sniffles.Uncmusume.
>>585974669ryonabait
>>585974560>5 statues per staryou should never do that unless you're whalingthe monthly transfer event and all the other stuff should make up for most of your "oshi 5 starring"
>>585974669female and has umanko
>>585974669she has a cute personality
>>585974528I can't handle any more arma. Used to play clan wars in bf2/RO2/arma2 and got enough of that 10 years ago. Kinda itching for a W@W to MW2 call of duty lobby as well. Those used to be great
>>585974159dudes (questionable) will legitimately tell you that Shakur is ugly and expect you to take them seriously
>>585974669Easy to bully
>>585974669I want to be mauled by her, stinko and turbo
how good is estraint this cm? should i pick it over ramp up/nimble/homestretch/straightaway adept as endfag?
>>585974669>>585974998
>no Sprint S award afted 2nd inspo>fuck it, gonna try Tenno Sho Spring to see just how much stam I need to pass>managed to survive it with 400 stam and 500 guts (over 1k speed)>might as well finish>end screen career>Sprint SHuh?
>>585975190You were cured of your blindness mid run
>>585972062
>>585975190bro got raped so often by inspo he cant imagine not being raped
>>585974516this is a mega highroll i doubt the races mattered he most likely just had nothing better to do because the run was that stacked
>>585974669I think she is neatHer dislike of others thinking they understand her, and her want of SOMEONE to actually understand her is interesting to me.Her relationship with her trainer being based on a misunderstanding on her part till 3rd year summer is goofy, trainer practically pouring his heart out and her finally getting it was cute.Her being soft on the younger more childish/naive umas is sweet.She is a nerd, not the dorky kind but an actual nerd nerd.I'd put a ring on it.
>>585974897Hell yeah, did you also try project reality? It's a cool game too. Both W@W and MW have great campaigns and I have fond memories where I downloaded the campaign demos (that had virus) as a kid and spent hours on the same level replaying them over and over. Fun times
taimanin zephyr
>>585968017I fully get now why /v/ jannies kept purging your threads in an instant. vg truly serves as a containment board for some games.The recent drama shows that your entire community is fully taken over by trannies
>>585975374I love my cute mare wife Ardan
>>585975421fym too salty? do u expect pineapple flavor u bich?
>>585975458>>>/vm/uma
>>585975458Wrong board, the /v/ uma posters are contained in the thread on /vm/
>>585975458The /v/ guys are on another board.
>>585975458updooting this
>>585975328>heit was me...
>>585975458but we only talked about the consequences on implied ancient uma rape in the past 3 days
>>585975267Right is about to rape me and Left is horrified but she's planning to take notes to do the same to her Torena
>>585975647
>>585975639were you the guy asking for a card build for pasa the other day?
>>585975647it's kind of insane how cute he is. gap moe extraordinaire
since it's shakur hours I got spooked by her today so I'll read her story once I'm done with this ace run
>>585975374I think it was a part of the later campaigns of CW. The sidelining of single player campaigns really made me dislike newer shooters. I remember wasting a lot of time just replaying levels in medal of honor rising sun trying to find every possible secret
how about you post shakur being clingy
fuck I don't wanna go outside tomorrow 2 days in a row is fucking me up
Post kumiyabe please, I can't find the newest stuff anywhere
I got half-decent parents by using borrows and my own looped stuff, but they're Tarumae and Acute. I need to loop using those two so that they disappear from the lineage right? Maybe give the two to Falco or something in hopes of getting Dirt sparks (everyone is lugging Pace and Mile), then feed that to like El/Oguri so that they can keep all the white sparks + spd/pwr/wit blue + dirt/mile pinks?
>>585975826he...
>>585975834Unnerving Shakur
we had so many Shakur fags in hiding?
>>585975834Oh good for you.She really is one you need to read her affection stories for if you want a real feel for her though imo.
>585975458(You) won't get a (You) from me, get better bait
getting stress headaches too FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>585975815nyes
>>585976106ok V
>>585976128If you were a better person this wouldn't happen
>>585975907She isnt the overly clingy type...
>>585968385>>585971728I managed to find the source, it's talking about Mile umas with evo skillshttps://x.com/mashinguma/status/2115548140396859580
>>585976128try smashing your head against a wall
>>585975921Hate that, enjoy the sun haha.
>>585975974yeah, he.
>>585976297Unlike Taishin, shakur wouldnt beat her trainerShe is all bark
>>585976071Clit piercing...
>>585976162nice. that pasa can def get plat, good shit
>>585975881It really is a pity what modern vidya did to campaigns in general, it's so cinematic but underwhelming... Another time sink of mine was Halo Reach, I loved doing the cool backstab animations and just blowing things up in general, I also loved the ice maps of the OG Halo. What have you been playing lately?
Tracen students should only wear pantyhose with their uniforms instead of thigh highs.
>>585976482how would you know this
>>585976264
These posts are off-topic.
aight, it's enough of 2pac agenda posting, it's time for you to crawl back under the rock
>>585976056we have loads.theyre also the festa posters and a few are also palma posters too
>>585975937Oh and of course, do a full loop around so that I get the turf G1 affinities eventually.
>>585976128you'll be fine
>>585971369She wants you to see her cross and come to Jesus
>>585976264so true sis preach
>>585976690Paamaposters arent real
frontbros how do we win this CM? I haven't won a single fucking room!!!!!!!
>>585976517I've recently found out about the community L4D2 servers known as CORE-SS. It's pretty fun.https://youtu.be/QTt_NeMQ-yA?si=PfMpYXlxYJV4_IYK
>spd rainbows disappear after senior summergood game... NOT!
>>585976807Nakayama and Shakur posters aren't real either, let's keep thinking that.
>>585976825you play pace and ends dumbo
least obvious astroturf
>>585976647Good idea, lets post Doto to scare them off
>>585976647Never enough shakur.>>585976870I am realAnd im in your wallsClean your room stinky
>>585976870Festa is sex IDK what you're talking about
I need to see Hokko Tarumae in the onsen
>>585976807i trust my sources on this
>>585976690I think it's pretty cool when women kinda look like dudes if you squint.
>>585976807
>>585976825It is shrimply not a frontsissy CMStart prepping for the Dirt CM instead
>>585976889>astroturfthis means air shakur 2nd alt soon?
>>585976942I'll clean it during the weekend
>>585976942
>>585976989Never thought Helios was the straight one
>>585976831I've seen that video before, pretty cool. It reminds me that I should give killing floor a spin someday
>>585976825Your gameplan is to hope that others whiff their accels, while your fronts have pic related.
>>585976514also i did the races throughout career this was the intention to begin with + knowing it probably would mean not getting to 18 songs on purpose
>>585977096Shakur.... wife?
I think Tarumae is ugly
>>585976517I just checked and apparently I don't even play vidya anymore... Just doing some 2hu runs and playing whatever FOTM strategy game strikes my fancy
>>585976825you play machan, I guess
>>585977261but did you consider haskap berries
>>585977261t. furniture arranger
>>585976825You go triple front and block everyone else
>>585977239
The courage to leave hickeys on my trainee's inner thighs
>>585977284which 2hu wud u fug?
>>585977261factually incorrect
>>585977284note: the best free to play game that's well alive although still developing is Deadlock and it'll only suck out 10-60 minutes of your life depending on what mode you play
>>585977571unaltered image
>>585977239Always has been
TARUME PUT SOMETHING IN THE BERRIES
>>585977261someone's spamming Shakur and you choose to say this about Tarumae?
Rank umas by umanko tightness
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest uma of them all?
>>585977581that leftmost uma on top looks strange...
>>585977537stop stealing lines from Hachikuji
>>585977261It's okay to be attracted to men
>>585977712hmmmmmmm no
>I can get a Sprint S Festival Inari in 2 runs>I can't get an Sprint A Pasa in 10 runsI've just about had it with her
>>585977284Honestly... Right now I only play Uma and some other gacha, I will soon™ play some actual games once I get some good income saved up. Personally I spend my days reading and writing
>>585977682donna is pretty far up theremight need time to process your request
>>585977682I wish I were 'donna
>>585977682
Is there any way to delete a trainee? I genuinely can't stand looking at Doto in my list of trainees, she's so fucking irritating
>>585977673what's wrong with shakur...
>>585976825Suzuka 2 pace all with GW
>>585978051What's right about her?
>>585977673>someonetheres like 5 shakurbros and they gather like once a month, let em have this
there will be lessons tonight on how to properly breed your uma
>>585977567Tewi>>585977581One of my friends has said it's good but I'd rather just go play tf2 or CS:S...>>585977823Same...
>>585978206everything
supiki
>>585978040contact support so that an intern can laugh at you
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!
>>5859782492 at most, mostly from typhus.
cryer
There isn't much time torena, the festival is ending soon
>>585978040Yea a bullet to the head will fix that
I want to jerk off to umas
it's supiki
>>585978470Nah there is verifiably three minimum
>>585975458What fucking drama?Also the /v/ threads existed because /vg/ threads were and are dogshit. The /v/tards were kicked to /vm/ simply because they grew too big and make too many high traffic, stealth thread everyday
>>585978678Dia will never seduce me
My trainee kept asking me to walk her home gently, so I told her that I went to Tazuna with her concerns of Tracen being unsafe at night
>>585978647Doto wouldn't say this, but she would accidentally stumble and fall on top of conveniently placed gun, and cause it to discharge with her fat tits, accidentally hitting anon who was behind the wall in house next to her.
>>585978748Every trainer would fold instantly after seeing her smile
>>585976825Just crank out some low effort gamblers and move on to Aquarius.
>>585978778Xina tore...
Oh fuck I don't want to make an ace
>>585978778tell her bulbasaurs dont exist in Toresen
>>585978927
>>585979128More umass
>>585979128dia aint got alla dat
>>585976759idk but I'll take it easy tomorrow, just one more day...though it hurts
>>585979128Id touch it
kitassordiamounds
>>585979332they come in bundle
Time-sensitive sex with Azuma and if you dont finish in time, she disappears leaving both of you in denial
I'm racist
>>585979283take things easy and you'll be fine, stressing too much about stuff will make for awful days and wreck you mentally I'm speaking from experience
>>585979568
>>585979634All umas are racist, otherwise they wouldn't be in races
Danchou welcomed a prostitute into our club...
>>585979769
>>585976128killing yourself would solve this issue
>>585979764>>585979568My lord, the slop is as ugly as the uma herself.
>>585979585Yeah but you can just turn around and fuck your actual traineeShe has to wait 12 years to reappear
>>585979769head. Fucking. Empty.
I got a second Kitasan. She's such an easy girl
>>585979769I will tolerate your stupidity only because I do not know the color of your skin yet
>>585979962Or you are being hunted.
>>585979962Kitasan wouldn't wear black panties
>>585979641sorry to hear...pat
>>585979128I am having very lewd thoughts about my trainee's cute ass
>>585979283One more day till what?
>>585980148She would never wear panties!
Satono Whoremond
>>585980148I like this picture
>>585979959she can think sometimes
>>585980326She wears fundoshis
Helios when I need to pull so bad...
>>585980148Kita-chan's big butt barely contained by her black dolphin shorts
>>585979959
>>585980165it's alright, we're all gonna make it, I believe in you
>>585980229Till he gets kicked
SPIRITS LOOK LIKE THIS?
>>585969843Dude it's porn no need to act like a redditard fishing for upvotes
white
>>585980601bet you like slop too
I'm getting tired of CMslopping, but I still love the umas very much and they're so very sexywhat should I do? retire to bare minimum gaming?
>>585979769which uma is the most anti gay
>>585980448My nigga
>>585980683Do whatever you want.
>>585980731one of the mares
>>585980683cm and loh are the only reason to ever pull anything. just read the stories on umareader and follow fanartists and free yourself from the hell of the actual game
>>585980683it's only as slop as you make itB finals takes zero effort
>>585980731
>>585980683I tried playing casually and it's fucking boring as shit
>>585980683Flatline to piss off danchou
>>585980731Anti gay males? Blast OnePieceAnti gay females? Azuma
>>585980683no better feeling than doing the bare minimum and walking with a plat or B finals win
>>585980683If you move to open league to bully little kids I'll curse your soul.
i was walking to my office and i swear i heard a group of trainees say "that trainer looks like a good dildo" when i passed by
guess i get to be the one to post it today
you guys are not my friends
>>585981219
>>585981270some anons are friends but not you at least
>>585981219what did she mean by this
https://x.com/Queso_848/status/2115551383034245482?a=mlkVw3r6hWiKykwp7AU&s=19
>>585981270I thought we were besties forever, that's not nice at all. What am I going to do with these friendship bracelets now
Seeing an anon from my previous club quit the game always makes me sad ;-;
>>585981219>>585981281She should have had big boobs. She looks great with them.
>>585981494former mambwo...
>>585981381she wants to touch tips
>>585981381
>>585981617Above 30 is good!!
>>585981441>xitter brought back the tracking cancer
>>585977581Been so many months that I seriously played DL. Seeing the early map and char changes was fun as hell while playing with a friend tho.Still can't get over all the uma mods that people made for some reason.
>>585981795They reworked the map again a month ago, still getting used to it
>>585981689>>585981889shes so cute im gonna die
>>585981795>Still can't get over all the uma mods that people made for some reason.ZRR is a perfect replacement for that librarian
>>585977581the only thing i know about deadlock is it's a MOBA and my only experience with those is when my friend forced me to play league and i hated it
>>585981994lmao of course they did. well at least you can't say they ain't developing the game, it's an alpha after all.
>>585981471can I have one
>>585981889I don't like the glitter, makes her look like a cheap whore (derogatory)
>>585981441Why do people only like the Suzu part?
>>585978461This scenario is super fun. 10k SP is basically free and the mechanics are straightforward once you have a setup
>>585977581I'm scared of trying out Deadlock because of the possible steep learning curve, Dota was a pain to get good at
>>585982120Suzu game
>>585982064It would be rude to not give you one
>>585982148Unfortunately I'm still too stupid to play this scenario, but at least I beat my all time record by actually hitting LF. Maybe one day I'll learn how to make good decisions.
>>585982231tanks u :)
>>585982253*LG
>>585982120Sexy erotic voice.
>>585982196I'd poke her boob right there
Who are the confirmed umas with inverted nips?
Fat
>>585982540what boob
>>585982253>prioritize building gauge to level up facilities and get those big clicks>always level up speed ASAP so your speed cards can roam after>you can put off leveling up other facilities if they don't have a big stack yet >try to have full energy for 1st and 2nd performance to tap speed as much as you can
>>585982652Exactly
>>585978927I'm not a particularly difficult conquer, but waow do I want her even though I main fronts. I just got Kitasan today on the free pulls, please oh please Dia, bless me tomorrow and come home
>>585982652wym?
relaxed rn
>>585982794You're me except I got marked 3 times by Dia-chan
>>585980731ruby
who asked
>>585977581you niggas are starting to sound a lot like Le*gue of L*gends cultists
>>585977571Fat Tarumae doesn't really look different from normal Tarumaeboth are 10/10 cute
>>585983017ARAM MAYHEM IS VERY FUN COME BACK TO LEAGUE
>>585982736I'll keep that in mind for my next attempts on Friday. Thanks.
>>585983151aram died when they made it official
>>585983151aram has always been fun (or was when i played it) but league is malware I'd never install that again
>>585982878this image is really funny when you remember that rice is strong enough to break both his wrists here if she felt like it
>>585983151id rather do a manual MANT run
https://litter.catbox.moe/6dhigx.png
>>585983701Those monsters would make any dick look small
we're all playing wow forever on the 4th/uma/dacchi guild when
>>585983701would be perfect if she was fatter
n***** cuck shit again. wow how original
>>585983778>he's not already in the guildwhat a loser lmao
>>585983701hogko......
>>585983778Only if my danch0 is the guildmaster.
>>585983778I'm playing ocarina of time fuck that gay wow shit
>>585983852I'm playing with irl frens but they'll quit eventually.........>>585983858you're not invited
why didn't u visit tomakomai and scout for hokko tarumae?
>>585983952I did
I've only been doing autos for so long I wonder if I'd still have fun playing manually
>>585983952id rather visit iowa
>>585983952if she was turf E and her ult wasnt dirt only i would have snacked
I've had a rash of good luck lately and it's tempting me to monkeybranch >got Blaze Brian in 30 tickets>got Hokko Tarumae in 70 tickets>got Kitashiro in 50 free pulls>have 30 uma tickets, 60 supoka tickets, and 126k caratsI could use all these extra savings and hoard, but all this good luck is making me want to collect even more umas (I mostly main fronts).How do you fuckers retain self-control when you luckshit more than you expected?
>>585983908>you're not invited
>>585978261>CS:SUnc...you're two versions of CS late...
>>585983952I did, got her in 60. She cute, glad I pulled.
>>585984041I do manual runs from time to time, to test for new CM or whatever, and the game is still fun but the scenario doesn't helpI'm really looking forward to GM because I dig the gameplay a lot
>>585983952do you think the tomakomai tourism board specifically asked for her boobs to be hugecygames had to show them the design to get it approved
i fear that tarumeme is more plapable than any other uma bros....... what do we do?
>>585983858my danchud is cooler than yours, he should be guildmaster
>>585983952I believe in feng shui
>>585984265You shouldn't be afraid of the inevitable
>>585984265Just enjoy her beauty
>>585983701I know this artist. There's going to be a follow up image of this, but with a very large black cock.
>>585983952i'm not black
>>585984265you will forget about her the next time a big titty uma comes out
>>585983952Summer Hokko is cuter
>>585983701the slop rings will never not make me chuckle
>>585984265She's too young to be advertising alcohol
>>585978261I wasted so much time on gungame, zombie survival, and surf servers...
>>585983952I spent 14 cheeky rolls on Tomakomai and got Camp Dober and MaruzenskyI'm not rolling anymore
https://litter.catbox.moe/z1p2w7.pngYeah I dunno, Tarumae's boobs don't look that big??
>>585984410>you will forget about her the next time a big titty uma comes out
>>585984431the fucking ringlights are everywhereive seen hand drawn shit with it now lmao
>>585984275Neigha my dancho eats ice for breakfast, he cannot be cooler than that.
its really funny how kumiyabe started doing vanilla only with white dicks, and then slowly degraded into cuck n***** worship, asians are so fucking weird
>>585984680uma?
>>585984618if you still post her even a month after this banner i will eat a hat
why is the helios poster spamming cuck porn now?
>>585983903>fuck that gay wow shit>playing the faggiest remake everwhat did he mean by this
>>585984823THEN LET ME USE YOUR PUSSY YOU IDOL WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Seiun Sky and Nishino vanilla by KMYB are insanely good, but drawing NTR is the best for his art style.
>>585984680huh wat u mean danchode
>>585984904you know who is skin walking
>>585984680Cuckshit sells more sadly, pretty sure NTR is still #1 most selling genre in Dlsite
>>585984110you have to remember this is a casino game and the moment you start randomly pulling the game will detect you have fallen for it, and you will be forced to spark every banner onwardsdon't fall for their trap
>>585984823hes hiding his tp, danchou rape this man
>>585984467What a silly bunny!
>>585984986you?
>>585983903>FUCK THIS HYPER MAINSTREAM SHIT>ILL PLAY THIS MEGA GAY ZOOMER SLOP GARBAGE INSTEADnintentoddlers are so fucking funny holy shit>>585983778>not already being in a guild>wanting to make a guild for modern blizz slopno thank you
>>585984875There's at least one real Tarumaefag here
>>585984823Keeping falco up late at nightGetting scolded by tazuna the day after
>>585985042If I could bury myself in there the world would be a better place
>>585985062>t. jaded boomer who doesn't like any video games
>>585984904I wonder if there is someone who hates the Helios poster that would do that, an off meds schizo perchance.
>>585985062It's funny how all the eternal classics millenials claimed were immortal masterpieces are considered mid by anyone who didn't get sloptuber brainwashing during the early days of the internet
>>585985115more than one, actually
Why doesn't Kumiyabe draw more ponos in vagoo sex?
>>585984258Yes. Same with Rob Roy going from 156cm to 140cm.
>>585984945Falco is not a whore
>>585985142Same, brother...Same...
>>585984618Akebono - SprintHokko - DirtDaiwa - Medium Creek - Long Cowakami - MileThe soulful TT squad
>>585985318Symboli bunnies?Symbol bunnies
>>585983952is she supposed to be like a rural idol to bait tourists
>>585985224>>585985115maybe im just jaded.enjoy your girl's time in the sun bwos
>>585985182sounds made up
>>585985616A locodol if you will
Think she's a contender or do I need to try and fish for turf S somehow too? Machan parents are such dog shit affinity...
>>585985596curren after being fed the latest dramas
>>585985667
current jiggiehttps://jiggie.fun/W8UApj>https://jiggie.fun/W8UApjhttps://jiggie.fun/W8UApj>https://jiggie.fun/W8UApjhttps://jiggie.fun/W8UApj
>>585983952Whenever I felt the urge upon seeing her on the banner screen, I just masturbated and the urge went away
>>585985696Sounds too crazy I agrree because this schizo would also need to be a porn addict to be able pull that off.
>>585985558Marry Kill Fuck
Falco's Special Blend, made with Love
>>585985596curren is a teiobro? nyooo...
>>585985768why not runaway? genuinely asking, I dont know if runaways are good or bad this CM
tomakomai is a tourist trap do not go
>>585985961runaway are bad for sprint
>>585984041manual runs only give dopamine when the stars align and the gamble hits
>>585983952I thought she was cute but ramonu...
>>585985961Bad. You lose more top speed and accel for nothing. Runaways are only good if you can build a huge lead during midrace that your shitty top speed and accel doesn't matter. Fronts have the same problem.
>>585983778>https://litter.catbox.moe/6dhigx.pngWhich faction? I want to gank the shit out of you faggots.
>>585983151I just uninstalled it again after trying it again after a year and a half. playing it for more than a day made me put into perspective how much better any alternative is. DOTA deadlock and smite are my choice picks over anything league related now. riot is also a joke of a company who cant design champions or games anymore to save their lives
>>585986169I'm unfortunately ally cause my friends are playing that but I like horde more
>>585984808Espoir city is cute!
>>585986282>https://jiggie.fun/W8UApjSame, kind of. Going ally because I'm maining rogue and do not want to constantly lose to the new human and NE racials.
>>585986304
>>585976825This is what I've seen working. You need to have Machan and another front.Kind of like how last CM where you can use an Oonige to slingshot one of your other fronts, you use Machan and another front to trigger her Ult. Having 2 fronts will naturally help them widen from the pack. But instead of relying on an enemy Uma crawling up on her to trigger her Ult, having it be one of your team's will help slingshot her on the final stretch.
Why does the top number sometimes turn rainbow colored like this?
CM22 status?
my trainee is first rape
>>585986540your wit support cards have high friendship and are at that training. always max out friendships before starting to stat grind for this
>>585986391I'll be playing arms warrior alone probably but will level a rogue with my friends>>585986540that's when you get the max flat songs and max TE songs I'm pretty sure
>>585986540big gains get different colors, it's a visual cue to let you know that you should hit that
I'm doing manual mant run
>>585986729GL so horrible it got people playing mant again
>>585986729ew
>>585986596Having to borrow wit bourbon and being locked out of Taiki speed hurts but I'll do my best
>>585986729why tho
>>585986014but i like traps
>>585986802completionist title
>>585986789>having to borrow Wit Bourbon Just give up on running Fronts buddy...
>>585986729Anon self harm is never the answer
is it worth borrowing bakushin guts and going from 1600 to 1500 speed for it on paces just for her 50/50 gold?
>>585986952no, get the white from the shop
>>585986952of course not
>>585983952I wanna save as much as I can for Ramonu and the Gyaru banner
>>585986882o nice. i did that for inari last half tp
>>585986952bakushins guts....
>>585987064based
>>585986952Realistically you are going down to 1450 Speed Either that or you are taking a big hit to witNot worth
>>585986540>finally get 2-3 on speed>beeg rainbow wit same timefeels like its happened so many times..
>new scenario gives us an uma wife>she lives by old customs of her and expects us to follow them as well>said customs are having a bunch of sex between humans and umamusumeisn't' this literally a hentai plot where one spouse is from an old village with old traditions that are just to cover up the massive sex rituals?
going to try make an pace oguri ace for the sprint CMis this deck good enough
how much wit for the sprint?
firm cunt menace
>>585987216nigga where are your mlb speed cards
>>585987216gwo you will have 600 power
>>5859872181300
>>585987216use your own speed tachyon and borrow a wit nishino flower
oguri
can Stop Right There be used as a ghetto way to proc groundwork if I don't have enough greens
>>585987385nyo you will fire it later than the other fronts and fall behind
>>585986952what sprint horse are you training that you can't get 1600 speed with just 2 speed 2 wit?
cap
>discord notification goes off>check dm>it's not herit was just a friend asking to play deadlock fuck oooooff!
>>585987385There's a 5 second delay for it I believe but I'm too lazy to check on gametora
>>585987462bue of intimidation and fear
>>585987525She's fucking another danchou bro...
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>585987195Only issue is the new uma wife is a ghost you only get to see once very 12 or so years so you have to go back to your trainee.
>>585987525The simple answer to this is to abandon all your friends
>>585987525vmama...
is is true ardan is for (you)?
umasumi
female should show cuntotherwise worthless
>>585987357>>585987293ima try this + flower wit next run
just pulled smart falcon what am i in for
>>585987525You do not have Umama on discord and you also have no friends
>>585987850a lot of mandatory racesenjoy your 1300 speed ace
>>585987748Its just V and 2mama there's no females here
go back to borrowing plapyon then fill in with a card that can be purely for hintsspeed curren is fine for itdescent sucks don't borrow cunny
>>585987850cute but strong dirter wants to make dirt races popular.
wish i had my own round falco
>>585987894He leaked discord chats to fuck umama over so he does have her 'cord
>>585987850idol faggotry
>>585987747
>>585987894Calm your tits fatty and stop projecting I'm not your boyfriend
>>585988063Yeah because any sensible person would add him back after he leaked shit
>>585987850increased food bill amongst other things. i cant get mine to stop eating
is SSR curren wit worth finishing the chain for the gold nav skill or just get 30 energy + playtimes over?
falcon more like fuckon
What deck for cheer halo? spurt doesnt work does it (EC). Is daring too risky?
>>585988135just get PTO >finishing the chain it's one of those rare times where you actually want to get the white instead. gold is too expensive
Why is Dober so beautiful
>>585983701Th-that's bigger than mine...
>>585988116Umama is a mentally ill tranny not a sensible person
>>585988135end the chain unless you only have like 3 ssrs counting curren in the deck
>>585988080i will protecc rura
>>585988116>Implying Umama is sensiblelol
>>585988210don't think so the speed to sp is about the same as full price gold
>>585988183Spurt does work thoughbever
Four schizos activated like Manchuria sleeper agents with just one post. C-razy!
>>585987850Love
>>585988382the skill is getting wasted on midrace often. wasting 96~ SP is better than wasting 176~ SP
i will make my trainee train really hard so she's exhausted and can't resist rape
My club doesn't know it yet but they only have 3 more days with me
>>585988484you can't rape your trainee bro she wants you to do it
>>585988507mambwo..
>>585988484things trainers built for 2koma instant loss say
i like my b+ club
What would sex with Jordan be like
>>585988507Spread your wings mambro
>>585988707mambwo...
Good night bwos
>>585987850Unironically, idolshit. To the point where it's a fault, even, but you're still going to cheer for her with a smile.
>>585988713like this:>>585981219
I'm thinking of something beginning with u
>>585984823Casual outfit having Falco lover spotted. <3
>>5859878503 fucking senior year races after summer
>>585988829umamusume?
>>585987850Pressing abandon career while falco tries to cheer you up in the background
>>585988829unreal engine!
>>585988829Uruguay?
>>585988829Ugly Falco?
>>585987850Dirt TT bot or bench
>>585988924No one does this
For me it is Curren on main with Falco on the back
>>585987850cute fattyzero is where the center stands
>>585989123>hiding tpim onto you
>>585987525All the Ayabefags got together and we decided that you're not allowed to use her anymore. You need to pick a different uma.
Uhhhh this is my first run with Machan
So for the next dirt CM late surgers are just at a huge disadvantage right?I should just end Urara and Digitan as end closers?
>>585989639haha get marked nigga haha youre getting raped
>>585989639Hmm, I say marked
>>585989648late surgers are always at a huge disadvantage, yes
>Start running test lobbies>Only 2 in and Curren won alreadyI may actually have to leak that chatlog if this keeps up. Sorry clubdacchis!
>>585989602Shut the fuck up retard mongoloid suck my cock
uh oh melty
>>585989038just goes to show that whoever uses "we" or "us" are trannies
>>585986596Just gonna send Taiki (base) + Ulala NY + Digitan(base) and move on
>>585989767im 100% sure nothing interesting (in the sense that its worth leaking) has ever been said in a club chat ever.
>>585986952
>>585989785Hey! What did I just tell you? No more Ayabe, you have to use a different uma. And no one is sucking your greasy little cock.
>>585989639You are now Machan's propertyDo not attempt to resist
>>585989854one of the best posts from back in the days kek
>>585989948She won again. Guess you have something to look forward to.
>>585987850having sex with your mandatory pal card while Falco is singing on stage
>>585990043You are sucking my greasy cock>Archive > Trainer Notes > AyabeIf you have less fans than me, get on your knees
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3765988855https://steamcommunity.com/id/ShinniinWhich of you faggots is this?
>>585990210You are abotter
>>585990525there are many strange people here, but not all strange people are from here.
>>585990606I accept your confession, get on your knees bitchboy
next thread will be worse i fear
>>585990719donkey
I accept your complexion
CP Edgerunners 2's pacing is so slow it's so hard to binge watch this shit
>>585990210>You are sucking my greasy cockNot even your mother would touch that disgusting thing.
>>585990839holy shit i dont care shut the fuck up about your shonen /a/ shit
he's off his meds again...
>>585990890Sorry nigga my post isn't about your usual namefags and forced drama
>>585990634STOP RUINING MY FUN!
>>585990964I'm glad he's here and not out there in the real world
>>585991031
>>585990839I finished it in a single day and I hated it. The characters are boring so boring I didn't feel any connection to them, when some of them died I could not give a shit about it, the way they get together and interact with each other did not make sense. The music is mediocre, the animation is not pretty to look at, it is such a massive downgrade to Edgerunners 1.
>>585989854It's kino I'm afraid...
>milwaukee pretending to be relevant for two minutes
>>585983952She's ugly
>>585991367https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhHKYR-v0UE
Shit V thread
>>585991459But enough about Seeking the Pearl.
>>585991367I just realized they all have the same body, just a different head. Lazy faggots.
DO NOT LET 789 BAKE
>>585991850>lazy faggots>anime that is literally meant to be as cheap yet pleasing to watch as possibleno shit you zoomer
>>585991918Only a whore would wear this
>finally mutate Air Groove for dirt>even hit dirt S>kitasan chain fails>tachyon chain fails>finemo chain failsI fucking hate this, they were all at 2/3 too bruh
>>585991918holy SEX>>585992035SO TRUE
>>585991918I JUST CAME FUCK
>>585992150I think it looks pretty great on Dober
>>585992150dober mating press
>>585992203and whorish
>>585992325That's a good thing
You'll never see women going out in swimsuits in my country in public, is it really normal overseas?
>>585992469>>585992469>>585992469
>>585992435Tell that to the other guy
>>585992461Yes.
>>585992461Pretty normal in America
>>585991902Do not reply to retards ever again. They live from the attention.
