>Latest patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightreign Boss Arena Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/eldenringnightreign/mods/449?tab=description>Nightlord resistances charthttps://files.catbox.moe/rd2k5n.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch bloodstain: >>585784559
Egg
>>585909348i look like this
>>585909447Owls dropping this was always kino and cute.
>>585906271Scholar gotta do scholar thingsIts only inexcusable when they don't even run items confer
>>585909348i used to look like this
>>585909621Item confer is so normalized I never see one without it. The thing they do that pisses me off is when I see them trying to pick someone up without using a stone at the same time.
>>585909485wanna date?
>>585909721yelf?
>>585909621You don't have to sit there applying greases and eating deathblight bolus. Just sprint 1 lap to pick shit up and then use it in the next poi. You can buy food if it's still not purple on day 3.
>>585909714>that same scholar will be pinging stones in the spirit shelter so you buy them for him then dropping half of them at the same time to level up that categorySometimes I hate that old man
>>585909914This anon is so proud of finding this for our guy.
>>585909348>Anti-threadshitter filter listhttps://clipb.in/hga6AdY
>>585909714I don't have room for stones with all those crabs and knives
are we pretending that anyone here plays scholar
>>585910506I don't know why every scholar spends so much time each game levelling stones when they're not going to save them with 2 3barred teammates, and anything below 3bar is faster to revive without stones
raidercuck still coping xher memebuild got boosted it seems
exejeet trying to find new place in hierarchy after getting raped by wyldbvlls by trying to take on raidgods
as long as you aren't playing recluse or some chungus guardian build, it doesn't matter what you play since the game is freeour highest streaker is a gaol enjoyer
>>585910854Exejeets and wyldjeets*
^ raped exejeeta
^ raped wyldjeeta
The rage over some female from 2020 in the last thread was really funny lol
wyldtards unironically think they're on the same level as ironeyes, duchesses and revenants
Muni says Wylder is F-tier.
>>585911404No? Everyone agrees that he's A tier
Yeah that simp got really upset on her behalf and pretended not to care lol
>>585911404Direct quote?>>585911523Bodied that faggot
>>585911494>bad player says dumb shit
More like you got exposed for being a creepy stalkerjeet and are now crying about it
Why exactly undead in ER connected to the lightning? Even in DS3 Gael`s souls was connected to it
>>585911894They aren't.
>>585911636Sucked his cock real good here, good work.
>>585911894oh lawd he comin
>>585911993This dudes and fulgor flowers in cripts
More like you pretended not to care while continuing to get ass-blasted over it simpjeet
>>585909914
>>585912138Those aren't typical undead, they chose to follow their hero godwyn into death and he was a lightning chad. There are like 6 of those guys in total.
Not the guy you argued with just pointing out the facts as an outside observer you seem increasingly upset btw
^ perma raped and fooling no one
queuers?
>>585912757Whatever makes you feel better.
“Is that a thing you care about that took place over a year ago? OMG get with the times boomer that’s an old ass meme-“SHUT THE FUCK UPI WILL NOT FORGETI WILL NOT FORGIVEI WILL REMEMBER (As an example, all the people believe [insert politically taboo opinion here] today would have shamed you for believing it ten years ago)NO ONE IS A REAL PERSON
>>585912815>t. the raped describing himself
>>585913121You dont need to sign your posts rape-victim.
>>585913050>As an example, all the people believe [insert politically taboo opinion here] today would have shamed you for believing it ten years agoGod forbid people change their ways
>>585913050Destroyed those bad-faith simpcucks, well done. They have no rebuttal other than pretending not to care.
>>585913209>more raped faggot maggot projection
>>585913298If only that were the case here.
>BREAKING NEWS<jee and muni (your creators) officially endorse dorkbluds
Going to rape and expose both ^
>>585913856lil crodie got mindbroken by /erg/ not caring about his fake friends.
community forgot that to be an elite gamer you can't just play off meta; you have to win off metaplaying off meta and losing just means you're gay and retarded
I do find it funny how so many try so hard to forget how insane they acted and how many friendships and connections they destroyed during Covid.
>>585914308without covid i never would've went to /vg/
>>585914308qrd? emphasis on q
>>585914308I started using 4chan during covid which was a huge mistake it impacted my behavior and how I treat people and I lost my best friend because of it
>>585914664Your best friend was probably a part of the collective.
>>585914814Leave me the fuck alone
>>585914902You probably did yourself a favor.
>>585914625Qrd? “Achoo!” *wipes nose*“SHUT IT DOWN NOW”
>>585914308Losing your mind over an orange themed president is/was even sillier
>>585915229How many thanksgivings and christmases were cancelled because grandpa voted drumpf and grandma didn’t care enough to divorce him for it upon their liberals daughters request
>>585915229I love trump desu, not because he makes particularly good policies or decisions but the fact that he's a god tier comedian and ragebaiter and got all those libtards crashing out
>>585915027Go away
>>585915229>>585915412>>585915637You have to understand. If you don’t hate him and his trollery (I didn’t give one fuck about the lake name change thing and my co worker got mad at me for it) as much as other people you are seen as some smug “heh I’m so enlightened” type asshole and this threatens their perceived wisdom of the world. Admiring him for causing such petty asshurt makes you look better than them.
uh oh melty brewing
>>585916004It’s also because they’re bored and stuck in the comfort of their homes and sedentary lifestyles. They have nothing else to do. It’s generational.
>>585916004How are you liking them 4 dollar gas prices magacuck?
>>585911523>>585911636https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/580175512/#q580197368
>>585914308My life has been crazy good ever since dropping unnecessary friendships after covid
Did he really activate a /pol/bot?
>>585917196It allows him to post in his baldur's gate 3 thread without having to focus energy here. Mentioning it will cause him to melty.
>>585908739I typically don't insult people like that. Not even in my own mind. I get mad and complain about hitboxes, sure. But I'm not like "you pussy, you bum, you unemployed loser". Because I think that mindset is toxic.
>>585915946Kiss me
>>585914308I can't blame the Jews for calling goyim cattle. Normgroids actually are cattle
>>585916851a loti hope the money goes towards killing lil terrorists
>>585917707It will go to Jewish pedophiles.Elden Ring Nightreign.
>>585917780it always goes there, that's not on the political menu
>>585916865Change what he said to A-tier and ignore the Duchess part, and he's correct. Just semantics. You dont play solo either, and it shows.
>>585908572>that voiceSo nerdy, estrogenic, and raped
queueueueue
>>585917982>change what he said and ignore what he said and he'd correct words of wisdom from the Creasy Lama
>>585918628I will soon I'm almost done
>>585916865Okay? Honestly I dont really care if wylder is A or S tier because either way he's better than executor
>>585918717yay
>>585918690>own example he uses, and the guy in question still says Ironeye/bestclaw Rev is betterDo better. >>585918739He's too raped to ever accept that.
I'm queued
wtf
>unable to restore session as it has already endedrip
you two just left the world
>>585920058yeah i got that too
That was probably a From server meltdown, if we just disconnected because of internet issues we should get the option to reconnect.
that seed was pretty naisu im back in queue doe
>dsjeet maggot in the queueI'm good
>>585920419Was about to say kek
>>585920313that connection issue just ruined it for me, good luck with your next game
>>585920475fugggg dont sentence me to randoms i beg
never seen this before
>>585920017Lolcow activated a /pol/bot. He's gigamad.
>>585920647>>585920074>>585920058>>585920017Counts as a loss by the way names and lost streaks?
>>585920875lol
>>585920875Just alt f4. How do you think shifty got such a big streak
no don’t expose my thread waifu with more losses than creasy
>>585921613shifty is a boy
Kill yourself please
>>585921731who
>>585921731ok
>>585921613kek
Winstreak is cool and all but let's be serious here.What is your highest loss streak on the pw? Mine is 3 I think. 2 losses and one DC.
>>585923065Never been higher than 1 for me. So notv even a streak?
>>585923065Think it took me 5 times to win vs ED balancers on the password when they released. 2 of them where with practice too
>>585923181I don't what to tell you bro, maybe you should practice more. I'm sure you can do it.
>>585923467kek
>>585923467Practice didn't have enough practice yet.
ed birds on release with shitters like lotus and spirit and not understanding the worm was basically impossible
>>585923065>>585923467Would be surprised if everyone answer wasn’t around the DLC release. Some honest to god streak terrorism going on back then. Early D4-5 depths runs vs hot dogs and hot libra were all 20-80 on the PW. Even hot adel was rough.
balancers with no dmg negation do i get my c tier card yet
gg white birds>game stutters right before i get hit killing metypical
Red Balancers was aids to learn at first for D5, but serial queue dodging it before it was solved is little bitch behavior
>>585913934>>585913947It’s so sad how he keeps trying like this
>>585924493If you had lltbt sadly no.
>no saar senseit's so over for wyldalits
>>585924597i dropped it in the beginning and had aggro for like a fair chunk of the fight my good man
>>585924552>>585924493gg birbs>>585924597>>585924493hey you actually dropped the BLT upon finding its not ED, not many people do that +rep
>>585924762can i redeem rep for queue
>>585924582Trying to troll /erg/ and getting laughed at is all he has plz be considerate.
>>585924853maybe tomorrow, I'm eepy now
>>585924915naito
>>585924853maybe later, i got some boxes to push
>steam group lobbiesdon’t bother queueing, they aren’t real queuers
false Wylder*
Population on playstation must be really small now I'm getting pulled into a D5 game every time.
>>585920419many are saying this
>>585925174theres a steam group? who's in it
>>585925537wanna actually make one to piss the DPTG threadschizos off harder?
Stream it
stream and steam it
>>585925174dude I want what you’re smoking if you think I, Abrukuma, am a part of a super sekrit steam club as someone who has ended the streaks of prob 4-5 anons here. Im not friends with any of them and we match together on the pass. Try queueing sometime we have a lot of fun
>>585926101Yeah we're different from other gens, we have a lot of fun here
>>585893964 Hmm yeah I guess that's fair enough. It has most of the other conventions which is why I said that but yeah it's not a straight 1:1, it’s a combination that largely works though imo and it’s worth the money thus far
>>585926674>raped schizo concession
>>585926101our blessed prophet Abudullah Kumar, police be upon him
>literal streak terrorist is muslim
>>585927065nah I’m amerislime idk why somebody felt like forcing that
>>585917780lol bad news for you buddy
>>585927560You're gonna be the new target of the threadschizos here buddy sorry it's too late
>>585925630I kinda do desu but can't really be arsed, plus what if people actually join?
>>585928135ok man have fun with that
steam it up
>>585925537there's /dsg/ but it became a VRchat group
I'm playing on the lantern engine port, were these grey blots in the sky always there? Kinda looks like a graphical glitch
>>585926829Not your raped schizo
>>585929816Good find birdlore enjoyer #6
>>585929816>grey blotsthey're clearly birds
>>585929816>That Twinbird on the right towerHoly. Shit.
>>585930061They are so desperate for DOS approval.
>>585929816I like how the tips of the hat look like 2 birds
>>585929864uoh
>>585917445wow...... so cool and moral....
>>585929816I wanna say yes but I don’t feel confident doing so >>585929864We love this
How is comet azur usable in pvp? It is not usable in pvp
>>585931281point it at the enemy.
>>585930061>>585930278>>585930292>>585930775If you're not gonna answer then don't reply dumb faggot
>>585931281Sword of night and flame
>>585931370You got the attention you wanted go back to finding birds. I'm rooting for ya bud.
>>585913451Hello gaped anon
>>585931360It rarely if ever hits lol>>585931470I’m not investing into 24 faith just for a variant of the spell
>>585931796skill issue. Move to your next desperation topic.
Hammers taker is fun. She's like mini raider
>>585931470Is that actually the same spell, though? I always thought it was a bug. It says night comet not comet Azur.
>>585931370fried that mutant
>>585931974Same spell yeah.
>>585929816Anons all joining up with DOS is driving the schizo insane.
>>585931974Yes. The item points to the Carians being as old as the ancient astrologers. The original name for Comet Azur was ‘Dark Bolide’, or ‘Great Night Comet’, in Japanese. The color for the spell was a darker blue much like the other primeval sorceries, or like the night sorceries.That they didn’t bother to keep the dark blue color tells me it’s 100% Azur’s. It’s his turquoise. He probably knew the ancient Carians back when they were peers. Maybe he was a Carian himself (Raya LuCARIA).
>>585932476>Maybe he was a Carian himselfNope
>>585932191>>585932476That would make Azur the second oldest character in the game behind Metyr. I’m unsure if he’s that old.
>>585932776No it wouldn't.
>>585931905On an average run she has less stamina than revenant>”oh but you can use the skill for double stamina! Ohohoho”Fucking no just shut up little bitch carried slut
>>585932595Yep. If Azur is behind the naming of the academy (Raya Lucaria could also mean Royal Carian, maybe), then this means Caria had an impact in some way. Carians and Raya Lucarians might share heritage, beyond simply coming from the ancient astrologers. If Carians were among the ancient astrologers, then this might mean that some of them shared the same blood. Azur could very well be an ancestor of the Carians.
>>585933065No. Azur isn't a Carian.
>>585932951Of the characters we see in game? Yes it would. If he’s truly responsible for putting his spell on that sword. He might even be older than the Elden Beast, since Metyr landed before it did. For all we know the Founding Rain of Stars happened before Elden Stars. >>585933180Idk about that, it seems to point to Azur being Carian…
>>585933065Raya lucaria means "to read the stream" it is a reference to how the academy follows the stars and primarily the primeval current. Azur is not a carian.>>585933257No, there were entire civilizations on the planet before the comets came down. Stop posting.
Oh dear it's the DOSjeetcuck meltdown o clock again
>>585933442He has melties about dos every few minutes now. Are you getting the attention you wanted?
Azur is Raya Lucarian, not Carian. Just because Caria is in the name doesn’t mean he’s Carian, okay???
>>585933389>Raya lucaria means "to read the stream"Beep boop beep
>>585933545Please be kind to him he isn't having a good day. >>585933618Raya means to read, lu means stream, caria means land of steep slopes. Stop being a retard.
>>585933015kek put xhim in xhis place
>>585933389>No, there were entire civilizations on the planet before the comets came downYes. Civilizations before the Ring. Metyr guided civilizations long before the Ring did. The builders of the Divine Towers constructed them using meteorites. She likely landed during the time of the giants, which was also the time of the ancient astrologers. The original ancient astrologer was a giant, or a Goliath. The original name for the Founding Rain of Stars was Goliaths Rain of Stars.
>>585933915Raya is a streamLu means to readCaria means land of steep slopespiece it together nobrains.
Metyr owns you
>>585934029Metyr can't be the oldest if there are entire people groups predating her, Azur can't be second oldest if Metyr isn't the oldest. Stop begging for attention with shitposting.
>>585933442he really needs to talk to himself about this nonsense he’s talked about 500 times go easy on him please
>>585934276Okay schizo.
>>585934387Thank god he gave up.
>>585933915>>585934276>>585933389I'm not going to lie you seem really mentally ill.
>>585934487Naisu
>>585934487He’s the guy who sees birds on walls Of course he’s mentally unwell
>>585934487every general needs to have 1-2 schizos shitting up the place, we are no exception just ignore or filter him
Did he really spend a few hours trying to get my attention to immediately have a melty when I gave him the attention? Why does this keep happening to him?
>>585934837You are a deity to him unironically.
>>585929864Worst new post award.
>>585934837Every day for years.
>>585933015She mas more endurance than Revenant and an instant refill button and a relic skill that instantly recharges the instant refill
don't talk to yourself, sugar plum
>>585935629oh no its doing its routine again.
>>585934487it's just a garbage running "joke" by a narcissistic indian who thinks he's very clever for it
>>585935680Same coping mechanism he developed on /v/ when he got made fun of there. He seems weird making low effort shitposts then getting mad when he gets called out for them everywhere he goes.
Why do the Raya Lucarians hate the Carians
>>585935950ask terr
>>585935863He doesn't like when you bring up other boards he will call you a mean name over it. >>585935950>show me how your moon magic works>"no">reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
talking to yourself is not a healthy behavior, sweetness
>>585936146Oh goodness he's still doing his mantras.
>>585936265I'll wait the 1m cooldown for your other reply, petal
>>585936265let him and ignore him or you are worse than him
>>585936437I'm trying to help him out of his funk I don't like seeing him go thru this self made turmoil.
Would anyone like to stream some nightreign for the threads entertainment?
husband poster please come back to us
-exclaimed the rape victim
>>585935950That's what happens when you don't keep control over the armies you're supposed to be commanding.>Renalla has both a school of wizards and an army of lordsworn at her command, theoretically one of the strongest fighting forces in the Lands Between>doesn't do shit because woe is me Radagon left me>lordsworn army is left to their own devices, literally allowed to rape and pillage as they please>during the Shattering, the wizard school say they refuse to participate>Renalla gets locked up in the library where she keeps making miniature spectrum babies with her golden egg>the lordsworn army turns against the Carian family and the wizard school, get fucked up hard by both>the Tarnished is literally walking into a civil war zone when they enter Liurnia
>>585931773no one thinks this is funny anymore
>>585936783Im already here and please you have to respect yourself more and don't ever say anything like that again>>585907695one of the saddest truths in erg and probably /vg/ in general
>>585935950WOMEN CANT DO SCIENCE OK
>>585936783Yeesh... Nag nag nag
>>585936753sure if I get a pw match I'd be willing to stream it, I'm still on hotel wif so several hilarities could ensue
>>585936048Funny how people say Rennala is the smartest wizard when she can’t even deconstruct her own magic into its own conspectus the way Azur and Lusat did.
>>585937353>hotel wificant be any worse than aussie net
>>585934837They made a thread to impress you on /v/. BB.
>>585936753ope oops wait I mean ugh die pedo scum die
>>585937082Ok thanks for the feedback >>585933965Hello tranny anon
>>585937509I saw. Looks like people here are pointing out the birds for him.
>>585937452isn't the carian family in a sense its own conspectus? they develop their own sorceries which surely implies research of their own that parallels how conspecti work albeit operating as a secretive onebut, it always made me wonder what the Intelligence stat really implies if the moon sorceries require exceedingly high Int and yet they are presented as flashier sorceries and not necessarily powerful ones like Comet
don't reply to yourself, pumpkin
>>585937010Aren’t the Cuckoos given leeway by the academics? They’re defending the academy. The academics outright told them to go out and rape. The academics don’t give a single fuck about what the Cuckoo do.
>>585937956>said anon, talking to himself
>>585937721I'll point it out for you every time I see it.
I'm putting on my elden ring pants for this
>>585937956>>585938045you guys need friends
>>585936783said no one ever >>585937082It was never funny
>>585937612Hello spammer jeet anon
>>585938167Thats the problem, the schizo thinks DOS is his friend.
>>585938189Hello Hindi anon
>>585936783said everyone ever>>585937082It was always funny
>>585938004You never see the Cuckoo and wizards actually fighting side by side, and in fact in that one valley where you find the Lucerne you see them fighting against each other. They're only sitting in front of the gates into Raya Lucaria because they can't get in, they're in fact sieging the damn place. They tried the same against Caria Manor but got slaughtered by the soul arrow rain.
>>585937464you said that already
>>585934487>seemLol>>585935609I love this image a lot
>>585914625You don't want to know. Just realize a lot of people were traumatized and feel spiteful depending on where they live
@janniesdo this to dos
>>585939020Oh goodness its begging now.
>>585938518>and in fact in that one valley where you find the Lucerne you see them fighting against each otherThat was a Carian loyalist Twinsage summoning an army of Carian phantoms. Could be a bit more nuanced. Item and spell descriptions simultaneously mention the academy awarding the Cuckoo various books, but other descriptions also mention the Cuckoos resenting their servitude. Hm. Even WITHIN the academy there appears to be a silent civil war among the various conspectuses. It’s mostly Karolos sorcerers, with the Olivinus sticking with the Lazuli, or being bullied by the Karolos. At Hermit village the lone Olivinus is forced to teach the Demi humans while the Karolos get to hang out with the Demi human queen. Inside the academy you see a Carian knight defending the queen, and a hired page guarding Sellen’s graven mass.
>>585939104>booksboons*It’s also interesting how graven masses are only ever made of the crowns of the conspectuses loyal to the Carians
>>585937464Im queued and streaming now and if I get a match I post my twotch
>>585939708Can you read your twitch chat
>>585939832yeah I'll have it open on my phone
>>585938286Hello street shitter anon
Making redcel burgers
link the stream @ergstreamer
>>585940705It's isekoi
>>585939708i can queue in like 5-10 if you dont get a game
>>585940705queue is at 1/3 nothing is happening right now, it's issikio but I normally just wait to mention it until the game actually starts
Creasestream when
>>585936753Yerr abeauty
>>585941159Make her your first m8 raider!
>>585940975Show relics
>>585937195Retard
>>585940465Raped that redcel
>>585940465pwnage
dead q dead gennie it's over
>>585941717The adults are working rn
friends of the dead gennie
>>585941415here>>585941717are you the anon that joined queue for 5 seconds and left? be brave anon let's beat up some nightbeasts
>>585942103these graphics are fireee bwuh
>>5859409752/3
>>585942103Your second relic is permanently cucking all of your drops, it will make any drop that would have been a seal a fists weapon insteadI would try to put Affinity Attack or Improved Incants on all 3 deep relics instead
>>585942476am I supposed to put the seals relic first instead, I like the holy attack bonus because I have a relic that changes the claws attack to holy and I like the claws
>>585942593If you must keep them then yes, if the dormant seals is first you'll still get seal drops
>>585911494Muni is a nightreign lolcow that the other streamers laugh at
What do I get out of queue
>>585942593You're going to get way more value out of affinity/incantation attack power than any of those 3 effects since you should be casting with Rev most of the timeBut yes, whichever dormant relic effect is first takes priority
>>585909072lmfaoalso funny that our only dregs raider left is also a mmv player
>>585942103
>>585942683huh weird but good to know, thanks anon, I am thinking of changing it for this one now, but I have another relic that lets me recover FP with bow attacks which is quite tempting!
>>585943105use incants/affinity
>>585943105Any Fp on hit relics are useless since you barely get any
Just say a Vagrant for the 2nd time in 15 years of playing this game.
>>585943169my only improved incantations relic for that colour has a dormant colossal swords, is +4 holy attack much better?
>>585943448i have yet to see one
>>585943569you should just have all 3 of them be damage
>>585943686I saw one in the tomb of the giants once and I just saw one under the waterfall on the way to Dusk.
>>585943448i got pieced up by their beam once i reckon
>>585942746fun
does anyone have that one image that compares ds1's arena structure with elden ring's arena structure?
>>585942259yeah see I wanted it to look just like the best looking game of all time; Bloodborne
>>585943448Good pic.
>>585945770It is very cute.
1/3
PSA to reclussies, ironstinkies, and exetardsStop ulting (roaring in execs case) into the invader camps while we're at the front. if you get gangbanged by stone imps I'm not jumping in to revive your dumbass
dont tell me how to play wyldjeet
>>585946357No. Play better and enjoy the free exp.
>>585946630mi breda mi not da one tree barrin to da bad bad man
>>585946690Unfunny + not your shithole
>>585946357kek
thread yurmed
>>585946975>>585946817
>carry run>get friend request Typically day for me
>>585947256name?
bad purple man
>>585947256I rarely get any interactions from steamies. Most of the time they don't even have comments open or accept my fr
>>585947256good morningsir
>>585940465>co-oper name
>>585946690funny + your shithole
>>585940465>letting the summon diesorry bro no rep gain for you
just 3 barred thrice on stream with thos randoms
I meant to say against nameless king
>>585949269>>585949420you should link people when you're livehttps://www.twitch.tv/issikio
>>585949420>>585949269I didn't even know you were streaming a run poop dood
>>585949420that's gwynfaraam to you
>>585949568>>585949475it's because I was waiting for a erg game but I switched to randummies for one match cause queue was dead, horse'd within less than a minute but it was funny, I'll rejoin erg pw queue for a little while now
>>585948597Don’t talk to yourself
>>585949848do you need help?
2/3
erg game LIVE twitch tv / issikio
>>585946817Hey I think jamaican is fun to listen to
>>585950463I have a jamaican coworker who speaks in incoherent mumbles the accent is overrated
>>585948940Mixed meat burgers are tasty though
>>585930982said no one ever also untrue
Belurat bison burger with Elden onion rings
the ergies are live
>>585936753you dont deserve streams pedotroon
>>585950649Eh I guess irl it would be annoying but it's funny in mediahttps://youtu.be/dBCg72HDj8I
>>585946357Keep talking Wyldking
>>585951453be nice to him
I am building my blocklist for the TheDuskbloods release day by day.
I am building my rapelist for this thread day by day. I will rape each and every one of you alphabetically.
>>585952163I'll be nice by giving him a free rope
>>585950170where mic
>>585952903for tug-of-war?
>>585953060Yeah between him and 4 horses
gg cold dog
gg lazydel!!
>>585953215i saw that video with the dirtbikes
>>585953992what does issikio mean
>>585953992you're only depth 2? well you did better than some of the randoms i've experienced
@grok tell me when things started to go wrong
>>585954523birth
>>585954289...
>>585953906gg zdps room crazy how much greatbows draw agro vid related happened then entire fight for me
>>585954547erm...
>>585954586kek at least you got basically no agro
>>585954250there's an entomologist named syuti isshiki whom a bunch of genera of bugs were named after, my favorite and my namesake are the issikiomartyria hyperborea>>585954289I have been perma stuck in D2 because Im not good enough to carry my teammates, wins are super rare and especially with randoms but I blame myself because I panic a lot>>585952981I'm honestly embarrassed about the way I react out loud to attacks and panic inducing moments but I will get braver and soon I'll do it though Im afraid of getting……followers.. eww
>>585949475Fix your obs settings this looks like shit
>>585955078I reduced the video bitrate a lot because Im on a hotel wifi and it's so such garbage speeds but I always play all games on 720p
muni just 6 barred to godfrey and sold his teams run
>>585955228Why are you in a hotel
>>585955039Just go damage. Your relics are doing nothing for you. Learn what passives do. Throw your claws away. Stop meleeing as rev.Once you get enough good relics you can make presets for each boss like lightning for fulgh and heolster
>>585955312Night with your mom
>>585955336but I love thos claws so much>>585955312 if you really want to know, my hυsband and I are travelling to teach our client companies how to use our company's terrifying, evil, horrible product that the world will probably talk about a lot more soon
There's at least one ergoy on muni's stream.https://www.youtube.com/live/pU_qzKC-5G0
>another friend request nightgirlies are all over my gock tonight
>>585956481Hello lonely anon
erg owns your cuck streamer
>>585956481so strong
>>585956481>"gock"so weak and pozzed
>>585929864Hello dear
>>585956481Please queue
>>585957030Have some standards
>>585957030no, i don’t need disgusting c tiers begging to frot me
Stop spamming
>>585957462cooked him desu
>>585956481ergies, bring me my book of ethnic slurs
>>585957509Licked his nuts clean with that one
>>585956481This looks fake !!!
>>585958456choose to believe that, i just live a reality where i’m built better
>>585956481>>585957408>>585958695This made him very upset for some reason well done keep at it
>>585958885This made him immediately shoot ropes, good job slut.
>>585958885Mental illness
>>585959269Don't be mean those posts to himself are the only thing keeping him going
The biggest problem plaguing this thread is senseless Wylder on Wylder violenceED4 Libra is impossible
>>585959124I wish miku poster would do this to me
>>585960486let there be wyldpeace
>>585960486Wylder on wylder? I think you mean wylder and executor these tards bicker every single goddamn thread
link me the erg streams
>>585953906Stop saying cold dog
>>585960859kek are you completely retarded?
>>585960959got his ass
>>585961060Don't reply to me schizofag.
>>585960959Didn't mean to trigger you cuck
>>585961471You didn't don't worry and spiral into a melty over not getting whats going on.
kek
>>585961582>t. the triggered
>>585961582I don't think the bot can see the image.
talking to yourself again, sugar?
>>585960883Go live
they will stream...they will go live
>>585962441Do you sit here all day being retarded?
>>585963728our hidden history
>>585960884no.
>>585963023That's like half our posters
>>585950463>>585950649>>585951703It gets old very quickly irl especially if there’s more than one>>585954001Uhhh
we love a good gock around here don't we folx
>>585963023Meant for>>585964450
^ The raped and defeated mad at the truth
>>585960538That’s a man posting those idiot>>585960959>>585963023Obviously
>>585963981shifty...
>>585964971Hello gaped anon
>>585965302buried him alive with this one
>>585964450keep it to yourself buddy YOU like that not “we”
>>585965662Deepthroated him and took him to heaven, great work.>>585965820>pot calling the kettle black
>>585965302youre driving him insane lol
Phew. It got a little sketchy there at the end. I thought I would kill the big worm for a nice finale, but after killing one of the birds, they started overlapping attacks.
^ In your daydreams maybe monkey
>>585965302>>585965662>>585965968>>585966159>>585965820Alright stop now fags
What greatsword should i use for a ds2 playthrough?
>>585965662he did not like this one
>>585966306theres a pretty good one at the fort i believe past the pursuer
>>585964971>>585964450>>585965820these made him boil with seething fury take it easy next time
>>585964450Kek
When the other 2 players picked up less likely on ED Libra it is correct to run away until the other 2 die then let yourself get killed right?
>kill iron golem>have 70k souls>go down Sen's elevator to get Logan>get stunlocked by lizards at the bottom of the elevatorUninstalled Dark Souls Remastered, it's as bad as DS2.
Im 1/3
>fight tooth and nail to carry a guardian and wylder through d5>it's ED dogs>we wipefucking dogs
>>585967070Whoever has lltbt needs to be focus firing libra
>>585967567I did a bunch of solo practice runs to get ED dogs down because they are such a nightmare with shitters
>>585967597The people I was with were terrible, they didn't even have full inventories by the end. But they made sure to have lltbt without saying anything so I made them suffer when I realized.
>>585966236This isn't a big deal, but I don't think the attack is supposed to reach that far.https://streamable.com/f2l96gJust a normal clip to the end of the Mohg fight.https://streamable.com/01ldde
>>585910651doesn't regular stone without upgrades do the same thing of stopping the revive bar from refilling? no point in upgrades and any teammate can use it the same way
>>585968160it only gets good at lvl3 but you can level it up with starlight shards and stones thru the round. If you see a scholar begging for rocks like a rev and smashing tons of stones in the spirit shelter you have a terrible scholar.
>>585967070>>585967884Everyone should put on less likely for Libra. And if you didn't find one due to bad luck, then it's not a big deal. You just got unlucky. You just focus on staying alive, while the Libra and condemned chase you down. If you can get in hits here and there, then good. But don't risk yourself for damage.
>>585967070Everyone should just take less likely for libra. This retarded two less likely shit has been a brain rot since I was the one who figured out it was the easiest birds tactic
>>585966613>>585966306Stop lying there's no good greatswords in ds2
>>585968453>>585968469If others have it and you don't then you should ruin the round so they learn.
>>585967084Its bad but not that bad
>>585968563Learn what?
>>585968713Not to have it unless everyone has it.
>>585967981I lost a 12 minute zdps fight to Mohg yesterday where his flame ticks killed me before he had actually threw them
>>585968750Why? Even if only 2 players have it, it still helps them keep condemned off.
>>585968784Did you stream it?
>>585968750Idiot
>>585968750What if u didnt babyrage and throw the run because of shitter goyim
>>585968784Sorry for your loss.The flame might have been invisible or below ground. I've had that happen a couple times.
why did they only do powerstance for identical weapons what stops me from jump slamming a greatsword and greataxe down at the same time
>>585969230Wakizashi powerstances with katanas but I think thats it. Main guche might work with thrusting swords but never tried it.
their personality begins and ends at "I play Elden Ring" and they're not even good at it
>>585969490weapons should have a subclass of size and any right hand weapon can stance with an equal or smaller left hand, with the right dictating the L1 moveset.
Anyone queue?
When you walk far enough away from some scenery new parts phase in, thats weird. Looks like a person pointing when the new rock phases is. I don't think it is pointing at the bird head on the left though, you can already see it as a bird before the weird rock phases in. Wonder what its pointing at...
>>585970390There is a very thin strip of land in the pointed direction. I went to the end and then turned around and found this hidden behind the archway.
yawning
>>585970390Its clearly pointed towards that rock in the shape of an entrance. Maybe if we get far enough into the bird ARG we can open this door
The Yawning Chasm of Marika, where her Two Fingers dwell…
doing it again, huh?
my godfrey likes to smell them after
>>585970608Smug bird on the leftHuman head with blindfold wraps and sewn shut mouth with a bird speaking into his ear in the middlebaby bird with the headcrest in a nest on the right.
Anyone got that webm of Marika jumping from WAYYY up above and landing her fat golden pussy on top of Godfrey’s face?
>>585970846Your problem is you think I'm doing this to fuck with you personally when I'm doing it to discuss elden ring lore. Get a grip man.
>>585970390>>585970608Your stalkers made a birdlore thread on /v/ immediately after you posted this.
we've talked about this before, petal
>>585970608
>>585971662Radagon
Talking about the birds drives our schizo bonkers please be considerate.
who got the elden ring playlist
Azur was a Carian.Tell All the Carian hating Raya Lucarians this damning piece of information.
Azur was an Aryan.
>>585971662looks familiar.
>>585972354terr...
>>585972553Why are you obsessed with terr
>>585972618really cute birdy
>>585972709i followed him at the academy
Ed maris' sleep beam is so fucking gay
Marika IS hornsentShe grew horns in her cooch
>>585972618This is great. Love the impact the birdlore has had here and elsewhere.
>cock obsessed anon when waiting for post cooldown
Azur and Lusat were BIRDSThey have BIRD FEATHERSOPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE
>>585973529Seagull be hungy
Enough spamming
>>585973564How did I not see it before…
>>585973529
>>585971662Is this how dos looks when his stalker is going mental?
>>585973529Fishies ;-;
George: the dragon has three headsMiyazaki: the bird has three heads It’sNotEvenSubtleAbout It
>>585967084ehhhh>>585970825>>585970928>>585971259now i really need to see this…
>>585973909Nah I'm closer to this.
>>585974150wop bird
>>585973782My wivesI miss them
>>585974279Which ring should I wear on my pinky? Havels?
>>585968563>>585968750retard. go leave an angry comment on their steam if you need them to "learn", they're not going to know just from you being mad. if you're throwing rounds because you're mad you should go play zelda instead.
>>585973529hungry ass nigga
Why is this place obsessed with birds? What about bird eggs? Does /erg/ vibe with this guy?>>>/an/5163891
>>585974387Aren't those posts like an hour old?
>>585974365dark wood grain
>>585974543it's one guy who calls everyone that tells him to shut the fuck up his "stalker"
>>585974553shut the FUCK up niggerfaggot
>>585974543Anon found out that every fs game has birds hidden everywhere after finding out that elden ring is all about the overarching bird lore they've been building for 30 years. The discovery has driven someone that hates it being talked about insane but we have a good laugh at his expense and post the birds we found.
I HATE birds
Egg?
>>585974823With Torrent, you can go anywhere you want.
>Birds could be here
>>585974992very nice
No take egg!
A well a everybody's heard about the birdB-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the wordA well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the wordA well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the wordA well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the wordA well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the wordA well a bird, bird, b-bird's the wordA well a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the wordA well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the wordA well a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
>>585975094Wait until you guys figure out what Rennala's hat is a reference to and I'm not talking about the black swan thing.
>>585975094Sutge...
>>585972767hi lectures as a victim of rape and how to cope with it were inspiring
>>585974543it's one guy's forced meme, like any other shitposter archetype before him he feels validated when acknowledged in any capacity and erg is infamous for having people who can't resist but reply to shitpost, this one is particularly narcissistic which drives his overly effortful style, making it seem like the thread is participating in the meme more than what reality reflects, note the significant windows of time without any mention of this meme in contrast to the times of high activity revolving around the subject, I think the real photos of birdys are cute though
>>585975464Couldn't have said it better myself...
>>585975220>Wait until you guys figure out what Rennala's hat is a reference to
>>585975094Hi slutge
>>585975464Still trying to peddle this?
bird up nigga
>>585975537kek
>The Society held formal gatherings, where tuxedo-clad egg collectors admired antique display cabinets full of rare eggs and competed to produce the rarest specimen. The police regularly raided these meetings, held in swanky hotels across the country, and fully half the members had criminal convictions as late as the 1990s. Again, for egg crimes. But stealing wild eggs is pretty draining (several poachers fell to their deaths, while another was so overcome with egg madness he charged into an osprey reserve with a chainsaw and was arrested trying to saw down trees)The fuck
>>585975537Yeah that. But Rennala's is altered to be layers of the rigid order lattice and blackness of night to clue you in about the grand cycles going on. Order, chaos, order, chaos, order, chaos back and forth. It is but a cycle. Look into the origins of the name Avanton it is pretty interesting.>>585975578If he ignores all the other anons finding the birds in other games for me he can keep his schizo delusions alive. Let him have this one.
im gonna eat a bird
>>585974543>>585975748Br*t*sh people…..Wait until you learn what Charles Darwin and his buddies got up to…..
beloved lurkers, remember mans drew himself as the jesus figure of his own joke and afterwards since, spiraled >>585975748>>585975964those are just another brand of autistic materialists
>>585975929try the duck
>>585975929Charles Darwin ate rare and exotic and even endangered specimens of birds….. he even barfed up the bones once he realized he couldn’t find another one…..
>>585975929Shifty won't like it but duck is succulent. >>585976043That was a good phase in my posting, I liked roleplaying as the schizo's messiah. I'll post it so you can be happy happy.
>>585975964>>585976043>>585976052>>585976101i will become a bird
>>585976043Kys terrmaggot
@shifty@sludge@DOS@erg discordwhat ruleset will you play wow forever
>>585968563On Libra? No no no that's not how it worksThe person with the best damage should have it.The pussy Raider/wylder/executor/ironeye with ED midgur relic and 4 negations should give it up to the casters/actual damage dealers first and foremost so that they can fuck up Libra unbothered while the unkillable shitstinkies get mogmaxxed by the condemned nephews
>>585976175You won’t.
>>585976279I don't play wow.
>>585976052I actually just had fancy peking duck with my hυsband just last night and it was really good! he had chicken tenders and it made me happy to hear that apparently they were superb quality ones
>>585973529When I go fishing at the pier I see seagulls and pelicans steal unsupervised fish every so often
>>585973529What? Who? Weird.>>585975094Such a shame there’s so few memes/art making fun of that silly hat.
>>585976279pvp
>HEY YOU GUYS ARE WATCHING BIRD UP THE WORST SHOW ON /ERG/
>>585976228lol>>585976279you didn't include me but, pvp obviously, but also I wanna try rppvp
>>585975537>>585975837Those astrological wizard-priest hats (or so they estimate them to be) were found in the Nuremberg area, which experienced some real crazy celestial shit.
>>585975964>Br*t*sh peoplereddit
>>585966236I had worse luck this game, fewer negations, and lost a large amount of runes when I forgot to pick them up after death. But still made it work. Somehow I'm getting worse at evading the phase attack where the balancers fly around. That's where all my deaths happened.
>>585976439>>585975094when the game first came out my first pvp build was called Ostritch, I wore the fat godskin suit, no leggings, the renalla hat as my neck and bird beak, and the guardian bracers as my "wings", and I would do the fall asleep emote but immediately get up and in my head it looked like an ostritch crouching and pecking at the ground and it would make me laugh a lot
>>585976683clocked his ass
>>585976370Peking duck is amazing but I think I like the duck sauce more than the duck, I'd put that stuff on anything. Can't believe you had enough room for duck and chicken. What is that french food where they get the bird all fucked up on liquour then eat it's liver or whatever? Anyone try that?>>585976617Pretty sure the mainstream opinion on all that is that people got food poisoning and hallucinated some wild stuff.
Marika’s tits!
>>585918739>>585918903Factually true
>>585976731>Pretty sure the mainstream opinion on all that is that people got food poisoning and hallucinated some wild stuffYeah. They theorize that aliens put trippy shit into their water supply as a joke.
>>585976716Mine was a black swan using the hat, maliketh's chest, guardian bracers, and sanguine noble skirt. I was trying to make the explosive physick work but I was terrible.
>>585976693Also, can the goats and bitches give it a rest. There's another balancer game one down in the menu.
>>585976716Lol that’s/you’re cute >>585976803God I wish that were me
>>585977008i bet if you played on the pass youd get a good nightlord
mighty terr
>>585976978Its a big roadside picnic out there.
>>585976725>>585976683Uh oh deviljeeta meltdown
Ducks are birds too you know
>>585977008Welcome to the high depth life it never ends. >>585977310Too untrustworthy to be real birds.
Spiritcaller Snail
birb
>>585977504true
>>585977504lol
>>585977262>>585977262shut up t***
>>585976359I identify as a bird now. and you have to address me as a bird or you'll be arrested in europe.
I am mad we never got to fight a giant two headed deathbird tbqh
>>585977008I am so fucking sick of balancers
>>585978137Terr left to make another bg3 thread. Guess he got upset at the bird posting.
>>585978210I will recognize you as a bird, if you give me your eggs
we are the elden birds hear us chirp
>>585978414you don't have to produce eggs to be a bird you fucking chud
Does anyone else just leave the Dung Eater to rot away in his cell? Seems like a very fitting fate. I’ll keep Boggart around thank you very much.
awooga
I like balancers
>>585978487got xhis transphobe ass
>>585977198I'll queue for about an our or so.
I never give D the daggerI never release Dung EaterI never disclose Lusat’s location to SellenI never progress Ranni’s quest EtcEveryone stays alive in my games
>>585978681glad you said something cuz i almost matched into a random
>>585926691Well I binged played it for 3 days so I totally agree their formula works really well. And it has the sickiest windmill boss fight.It's a flawed gem, but a gem nonetheless
>>585978707Reminds me of when i tried to save Moore by telling him to stay sad forever so I wouldn't fight him and he just up and comitted suicide.
>>585978548I leave him alone so Boggart will be around then I forget he exists.
>Sad, forever?Moore ;_;
nobody asked
>>585978986how is that trying to save him?
>>585979204Because the other option was shoving my sword in him, can't you read between the lines?
Kinda bored of my d1-d5 climb but i made it a bit through d4 with no losses so farreally just did it to see what climbing is like nowadays. turns out its pretty easy and most of the complaints are just coming from a lack of experience
Hmm. Sad, forever. Sad, forever and ever.
>>585979376Yep yep
>>585978986>>585979193>>585979386Was Moore autistic? Seems like he was on the spectrum. Autistic kids also really REALLY like bugs.
2/3 i think
>>585978548i'll have one dung eater puppet, magic scorpion and nepheli stone blease
its high time for the return of Ostritch
>>585979552He was a prawn like Gowry. Gowry learned how to be less autistic because his people weren't given a mommy to coddle them, moore's brood were given a mommy to coddle them.
>>585978548I usually open his cell and then kill himmy last run I tried to do the puppet questline but I fucked it up
I like bugs
>>585979724Gowry is a high iq cultist who plays you and Millicent like a fiddle. He goes out of his way to worship the Rot and obsess over it. He’d likely be despised by other sorcerers for having a sick fascination with rot incantations. He uses the pests as proxies too. Moore is a lost simpleton.
>>585979376Yeah, I did the same thing 2 months ago, after seeing all the complains about that famous "D4" hell. I stopped once I reached D5.Like you, I did it really fast, something like 45 games or something, only had one loss at the start of D4.It really is just shitters complaining that climbing with randoms is impossible. If anything D4 to D5 was the easiest. As long as you take the lead and do the pathing, D4 random players are easy to carry since they actually know how to fight bosses and night invaders unlike D2-D3 players.
>>585978548it's so much better to turn him into your puppet, btw you can keep boggart alive by aggroing him before meeting dung downstairs, he won't be there and won't get killed and after you've puppet'd dung you can go to church of vows and restore bogy
>>585979362>the other option was shoving my sword in him??????????
You’re not supposed to say anything to Moore. He has a happy/solemn ending if you kill Radahn. > My brood is no more. No one comes to visit. Not Lady Leda. Not Father Dane. Not Sir Ansbach. Not Freyja. Not Thiollier. Not the hornsent. Where have they all gone?> Thank you. No one comes to visit. Except you.
>>585980160How is anyone supposed to know saying they don't know will save him? It's a typical fromshart questline.
>>585980091The rot kindred in the base game don't have a rot mommy to lead them so they learn to lead themselves, the rot kindred in the dlc have a rot mommy and they are all infantilized and simple minded. It is pretty good commentary for what the game is trying to do.
>>585980349actually, you tell him to be sad forever so he keks
>>585980379>the rot kindred in the dlc have a rot mommy and they are all infantilized and simple minded. Aren’t there two? Romina did the pink ones, and Miquella’s pacified forager brood? I keep thinking the pink ones are more vibrantly colored because their tender Romina embraces the Rot while Malenia abhors it.
>>585980349That's the same as telling him "I don't know."
>>585980684Romina is the rot mommy for the dlc kindred, Malenia is supposed to the be rot mommy for the dlc kindred but she is rejecting her destiny. Miquella isn't involved.
>>585980713Exactly. Shrug and say idk. I guess that still counts as saying something though. Just don’t tell him to do anything and he’s fine.
>>585980823>Miquella isn't involved.Miquella charmed a few kindred, in order to forage and preserve food stuffs, is the point. The vast majority in the dlc are under Romina though.
>>585981006Nah m8 those are Romina's brood.
going randumbs
Kindred of Rot are apparently like the Crystalians in that humans will never truly understand them. > Though men might recognize the keen intellect of the pests evidenced by this spear's uncanny design, it will never be understood by them.
>>585981063Miquella stole them from Romina, and also de-pinked them, then. Miquella doesn’t like pink, or purple, anymore.
>>585981203You can understand it fine once you talk to Ymir. Their spearhead symbols are a reference to the way metyr moved about space which the nail spells emulate.
>>585981368>You can understand it fine once you talk to YmirMost people aren’t Ymir
>>585981347No, they are just the ones far away so they aren't guarding their mommy like the ones at Rauh who are guarding their mommy. Moore was charmed and he is a brood in human form like Gowry but all the rest are just normal Romina brood.
Crystalians are creepy>faint cogitationThe fuck does this even mean
>>585981493The player you dummy. You learn more than the people in the game it is called dramatic irony.
Jarvis, outline the connection between putrescence, sleep and rot
>>585981627Sleep is first death and awaking is a rebirth. The whole of the law is do as though wilt, and kill yourself every day.
>>585980101>As long as you take the lead and do the pathingI'm guessing this is the big filter. If you take the lead, know how to plot a good route, and have good time management it seems like you can lead your teammates to victory a vast majority of the time. But if I was passive and let some of those guys lead the route and dictate the pace, it would have been a LOT rougher.
>>585981504Moore calls Miquella his brood’s mother. > I don’t know what to do. Our mother abandoned her brood. She did not love us. We are her children, what should we do? Must we be sad forever?That he refers to Miquella as a her makes it clear that Miquella charmed them away from Romina or Malenia.
Been using this build a lot lately. Necklace and green shop relic is a very fun combo. Spamming this build forced me to get a lot better with Undertaker's hammer moveset which is what I primarily try to use with this.
>>585980372it's the obvious right answer unless you are a dishonest person
>>585981910He's talking about Romina. The kindred only exist to bring about a rot goddess.
>>585981618it means that they are deep in meditative thought, but faintly
>>585981627I put this into google ai and honestly it was an interesting read
>>585981974Svelt
>>585981974she's not supposed to take hits though
>>585981910the mother is Romina, you dumbass projecting homosexual
>>585981987But I wasn't trying to be honest, I'm trying to get my own way by manipulating him into wanting to live.
>>585981504>>585981910He’s probably referring to Malenia, not Romina, since Romina seemingly embraces her kindred. The forager brood probably came from Caelid, not from the ones at Rauh. We know that the Rot has manifested independently before, long before Malenia’s birth.
>>585982326He's talking about Romina since that is his brood. Once they made their rot mommy she did her rot thing instead of being a mommy they wanted. The kindred exist solely to bring about a rot goddess, they have no purpose once that happens.
>>585981618It means they’re extremely enigmatic and nebulous. Like talking to someone who will rarely, if ever, respond back. They’re silent for the most part. As another said, they’re in deep meditation to the point of being faintly responsive.
>>585982440Could be Romina, could be Malenia. I’m sticking with Malenia. Same pale color as her kindred, and outsiders coming to the lands of shadow is a theme of the dlc.
>>585982651Can't be Malenia, her brood are different and don't have a mommy.
>>585982146>>585982503Why are they such assholes then? Why do they go out of their way to stop their enlightenment just to attack me? Is the urge to be a dick a lot bigger than the urge to be one with the cosmos?
>>585982715Where does it say that Malenia had a brood of her own. She's not a bug, her only offspring are the Millicent sisters.
>>585982824Gowry.
>>585982796>Why are they such assholes then?Look very closely, they are women. The male crystalians are chill and give out spells and get high on crystal jenk.
>>585982715>>585982824The Kindred of Rot in Caelid see Malenia as their mother who abandoned them. Malenia doesn’t want them. >A talisman depicting the exultation of pests.>Raises attack power when poisoning or rot occurs in the vicinity.>"Rot for the scarlet goddess. O scarlet blossoms, flourish in distant lands, and return to us, the unwanted children."
>>585983029I know, already said she is rejecting her destiny.
>>585982251I don't try to face tank unless I have a charge negation, in which case I can eat a good amount of hits, 2 clean ones if I don't have TDBD and 3 if I have it, depends on what hits me, if I have trance/crab up, and how much I recover with post hp restoration.Even if I don't have a good facetank setup going I'm not a perfect player and get hit by chip damage and other stuff anyway so it's still good enough value.
>>585982993They’re not women they just have a very Jewish haircut/gemcut.
>>585982824She birthed the kindred of rot because she gave Caelid the scarlet aids and for whatever reason this causes the kindred of rot to spontaneously appear, similar to how ancient Greeks thought maggots and other creatures of rot and decay would just randomly, spontaneously appear on rotting and decaying corpses, which the pests/kindred seem to be born from
>>585983172I always assumed they were women by their womenly movements. The golem haircuts make more sense now.
>>585983296>>585983029>>585982860these guys are right
>>585983296 >>585983029 >>585982860 these guys are wrong
ugh my intellectual property is gonna get stolen in an elden ring way
>>585981974Stunning...
I think the pests are cute I feel bad when I kill ‘em
>>585984190meaningless nothingpost
>>585983296>>585983029>>585982860the validity of these posts is still up in the air.
>>585984326Lot of that going on in the last 6 posts.
>>585984236the neutral ones sure. the enemies that do pest threads have about given me an aneurism and I am Pest Hitler when I see them
>>585984236same especially after meeting the docile dlc ones, they seem so nice, but I felt guilty ever since going into that one nursery nest ruin in caelid with their babies, poor little babies, the pests can't be that bad if doggies can like them and coexist in the same way that they do humans, clearly pests aren't exactly interested in just mindlessly killing everything
Rolling goatsROLLING GOATSwhat was YOUR reaction?the first time seeing ROLLING GOATS??
>>585984236I feel bad when they die and curl up in a little ball but man do I hate when they are moving and alive. Those hundred little arms are nope fuel.
>>585984538I got hornygoats are sexy
>>585984538love + joy
>>585984538The ones following the scarab around in Altus are cool. Wish they had a team up attack where one rolls around and another stands on top of the goatball.
+rep me
>>585984538"Muhammad isn't going to like this."
>>585984505>the pests can't be that bad if doggies can like them and coexist in the same way that they do humansThis is, uh, a very, VERY good point… My own damn Indian neighbours can’t even stand or tolerate dogs. Apparently it’s common for Indians to throw dogs off rooftops. Are kindred of rot more human than Indians? Do they stink less? Is India worse than Caelid?
>>585985000here we go baybay
>>585985000yes
>>585984727I like the pack of wolves in the consecrated snowfield chasing that one invisible dung beetle. I never kill it, just so I can see them chase it. They seem happy.
>>585985000>Is India worse than Caelid?Way worse.
>>585985000trips of truth>>585985056>jeet seethekino
>>585985128I accidentally killed that dunger when I was fighting Anastasia :(
I’d rather live beside insectoids who can properly walk their dogs yes
>>585984190Meaningful somethingpost
>>585985470Nooo ;(>>585985474I too prefer Chinese people to Indians
>>585985000Considering a country is its people, yes much worse. That said I hate dogs too, not enough to harm them because I'm not retarded but their endless barking and attentionwhoring does annoy me.
>>585984727>>585985128I think they're cool but also I want the items
>>585984505>>585984561>>585984727>>585985128>>585985470FromSoft does have a habit of putting in innocent npcs that make you want to spare them >>585985704>but their endless barking and attentionwhoring does annoy meYappy little dogs can be fucking annoying but I don’t think dogs see themselves as attention whores, they’re just desperate for love and affection/approval; it reaches points where full blown separation anxiety can form and it’s mostly the owners fault for their behaviour
Saw a finger creeper chilling with an eagle on the edge of a cliff onceThought that was pretty sweet
>>585985965Isn’t there a wolf lying down beside a ghost sitting on his chair
>>585985837>they’re just desperate for love and affection/approvalThat’s called being an attention whore
>>585985497dont talk to yourself raped maggot faggot threadshitter
>>585986156Yeah. There is also 1 non-aggro rot dog laying down chilling somewhere too.
>>585986425Dont reply to me and see >>585984326 defeated cocksucker
^^ schizojeet coping and running damage control after getting clocked
Nothing you do will impress me, my love, I'm sorry.
>>585986414You are brown.
>>585986425>>585986723Hello gaped anon>>585986576Hello cock obsessed anon
Why is he having a meltdown?
>>585987161It's his tick
It would be really funny to put these people in a room together irl and see what happens.
>>585987442isn't a tick something that develops after trauma? >>585987586We'd probably play duck duck goose or something.
>>585987586They would sit in silence, facing away from each other towards the wall. Because, let's be honest, this posting behavior screams social ineptitude.
>>585977307not that specific rapist of yours just calling it like it is
>>585987819Correct, we're your rapists.
>>585976731no silly, I had the duck and my husband had the tenders
>>585987904i already implied i was your rapist it’s too late for that and you’re one person rakesh the correct term is ‘I’
>>585987968yeah? was it really yurmy?
>>585987968Eating 2 meals yourself is a lot of food is all I'm saying.
>>585983296Source on Greeks thinking that?
Eating Shifty Duck's Ass
>>585988062... And other rape victim cope to tell yourself
>>585988194The greeks thought people were really fucked up looking plants, them thinking carrion bugs poofed into existence is completely understandable.
>>585988438That's not a source.
>>585988543I didn't tell you it was a source.
>>585985000I feel like you’re thinking of Muslim Arabs who do hate dogs because Muhammad said angels are afraid of them or something. I wouldn’t doubt they do that but if Indians have a dislike of dogs it’s usually because they have a negative experience with them as pack animals with rabies that are everywhere. Anyway yes India is worse. >>585985612Not saying much but yes.
>>585988190envy isn't good for your soul anon, I'm wearing my elden ring pants and he says hi
>>585988653I don't really have envy, it isn't a good trait to have.
>>585988708ha
>>585988559That's what I asked for though.
>>585988785I understand.
>>585988653I can tell he's fat just from the arms KEK
>>585988831So you agree you didn't provide a reputable source. Good to know.
Do your part
>>585988653holy diabeestus
>>585988983No, I gave no source. Best of luck out there buddy.
>>585988863 he's 198cm and built exactly like godfrey
>>585988653https://youtu.be/y9PcaZIeLZE?t=6s
>>585988831>>585988438>>585988559>>585989210That other guy isn’t me but he’s right, I’m still waiting for that source (on both of those claims). Otherwise I’ll have to take this as you retracting your claims on account of them being bogus.
>>585988194Aristotle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_generation
>>585989378No problem happy to help.
>>585989248Built like Godskin Noble you mean
>>585988653Do you call him bear to make him feel better about being fat
>>585989316>>585989078OH NO NO NO HUSBANLARDS
>>585989248Was godfrey an FC norf fan?
>>585989514>>585988653You two would make a great Godskin Duo for Halloween.
Azur was CarianGodfrey was HornsentMessmer was a giant serpent Marika was Nox
>>585989769shut up
>play fundamentalist Rev>no discus drops>play crystal duchess>no shattering drops>play guard counter guardian>zero guard dmg negation and the only attack dreg will hit me with is the drag back attack>play crit wylder>beast claw rev is in game>play raider>no cr2 negationsI am the worst luck person ever
>>585989316 is this the actual script of that show? that's so good if true
>>585936753>>585962615>>585973782>>585975094>>585978572very easy on the eyes good taste
>>585990556Fuck off steam group
>>585936753>>585962615>>585973782>>585975094>>585978572very bad on the eyes shit taste
>>585989396Very interesting. This wasn’t something the ancient Greeks exclusively believed though and it was apparently commonly thought for millennia. The plant people thing still needs resolving but I don’t think that one is real.
>>585990692kinda a lame boogieman you can do better
>>585991053Wasn’t implying it was exclusive to them.
if zorb really wants viewbucks why doesnt he just queue the pass and let people grief him for content
are the ergies being catty again
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>>585936753>>585962615>>585973782>>585975094>>585978572Very much an eyesore, bad taste.
>>585991378He was the griefjeet though?
>>585991565>>585990725You didn’t have to post this twice
>>585991678its the perfect comeback story
>>585991548isn't reduced faith really bad for revenant?
>>585991760I will post what I want, not my fault someone else had the right idea.
>>585991852yeah that's the biggest issue here
>>585991760he should post it a third time
>>585991378>queue the passWhat pass? erg? The dead one that gets games once every blue moon. I think he actually wants to play the game.
>>585991852It's -3A single reduced stat demerit is nothing. You just don't want to stack multiple demerits that reduce the same stat if you are using said statIs this poopoodoodoo?
>>585989686I don't think so, he likes american baseball a lot
>>585992102don't talk about yourxelf in the third person zorbjeet
>>585991378Zorban is a great streamer, probably the best Nightreign streamer.
>>585990310That's why you just have god relics like me that give you a good amount of magic/sorc/affinity so any spell you use as copium still hits hard
>>585992170yes lol
>>585992102Wdym, don't you want to spend an hour shooting the sparring grounds birds?
>>585914308>>585915229>>585915412>>585915637>>585916004>>585916198all too real and true love the way you think
>>585992221Said no one but zorban
new>>585992432>>585992432
>>585914308>>585915229>>585915412>>585915637>>585916004>>585916198all too fake and false hate the way you think
>>585991172You did because you mentioned them specifically when it was just common thought since forever but whatever.
>>585992429A normal take that will upset the right people.
>>585992445Too early dumbass
>>585992405i usually do chores or sell/buy relics. ive had it on in the background for the last few hours on and off and havent caught a game
>>585991905>someone elseJust you
>>585992689Nope >>585991950>>585990725Can vouch + you lost
>>585992660I just close the game if I don't get insta queue. Erg is so dead nowadays
>>585992221>>585992102>>585991378This really got him fuming please take it easy next time this is a sore subject for him
>>585992445>pedojeet OPim good
>>585992889Bot
>>585992842This is supposed to prove… what, in your mind exactly?
>>585992445>cunnygod OPim in
>>585992964Clocked that cuck, well done.
>>585992445uoh mohgwyna!!
Any queers
>>585993486Yes sir all right here >>585988329 >>585991950 >>585992571>>585992842 >>585993104 >>585992964 >>585992209
>>585992445Still too early tard
>>585993729The bump limit threads will continue while filterjeet lurks here
filterbull owns you pedojeet
>>585993486yeah right here >>585993159>>585993080
>>585994140don't fellate yourself in the third person filtercuck
Dead queue
>>585994140>>585992895>>585993729Annihilated that pedo troon, nice work.
>>585995212Dying breath of a coping filtkek
curious how dos and husbandjeet stopped posting at the same time.
>>585995212Living roar of a fellow filtaryan
>>585995663husbandlard went quiet after the news
>>585988653Guy looks 250-300 pounds lol (I would know) I hope you told him you took this photo and didn’t just post this at random
>>585995663Im still here>>585995928he's literally posing for it silly
hmmmhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/%2Ferg%2F/text/threadshitter/page/2/interesting that filtersissy sometimes posted goonshit but when he got outgooned he adopted a puritan larp to attack the other baker. so dishonest.
>>585995830News?
>>585996483see >>585995928
>>585996474different person
>>585996483just insecure anons intimidated by what a strong man looks like
>>585996474nice noooticing
^ Fatty cope
>>585996843you are malding so hard you are slipping up hard in both threads, take a breather anon take a 90 minute walk outside today
>>585997150>no you>hallucinating from low blood sugar>fatty telling others to go for a walkKEK
>>585997293clocked that projecting diabetic thrice in one post impressive
>>585997293fair attempt but I'm actually underweight and my hυsband is too white to be predisposed for diabetes
Shut it freak
Gonna queue for 30+ min if anyone is interested
>>585997942did you know he can lift me up with one hand? I love how it feels when he does, it's a very elden ring feeling
>>585998335go take a walk fatty
Pretty sure the arms are one of the last/hardest places to make look fat because of how the body stores it. There's no recovery from this one, I'm afraid.
>>585978961Yeah, I bought it on release date but like I said I’m still in the early section because I’ve been bouncing between games lately so it’s kind of beating me up. Any advice since you’ve finished it? I mean, i know you’ve said you do eventually get OP but but anything before that?
>>585999449his arms aren't even that big looking in real life the photo makes them look funny but I can tell you have a new obsession to bounce around your head all day so be sure to remember also that all day we are with each other and we give each other a pure and undying love and adoration for one another!
>>586000325>we're not really lardasses it's just a bad photoclassic fatty cope
>>586000824Xhes not handling the reception well to xher cuckband being a gluttonous slob. Unlucky!
>>586000824I mean honestly though I don't completely get why you think that, it's an easy bait sure but his forearm is as wide as his wrist in that photo, you can clearly see it's not bulbous like an actual obese person's is where it would balloon and sag near the bent elbow, obviously with your envy mindset and your posting habits you don't want to be convinced, but if you have skinny and small stature proportions I understand your confusion, if you put your thumb and your middle finger around your wrist like a bracelet do they touch? I think men aren't supposed to be able to, plus you should recognize that a very tall man will have much wider wrists than what you are used to if that's the case, I love him so much he calls me his little love!
>baitNo, his arms are just genuinely like those of a fat person.
>>586001823>foidwhale word vomitlooks like we clocked her good
>>586002197Funny seeing her linger here like a stink, running damage control for lardband.
>>586002197I mean we both thought the edit in the other thread was really funny
terrgawd?
in his dreams maybe
I wonder what he would do if he actually met terr in person
they'll kiss obviously
did he cry for weeks when terr left erg?
nyo
fatty
unlovable
lay off the burgers mmkay sweetie
zzz
>>585996474>everyone who disagrees with me is my conqueror Dishonest and raped indeed...
