Comfy Warlock EditionPrevious thread:>>585183064 >Decklistshttps://hsguru.com/ – previously d0nkey - free stats and deck listshttps://hsreplay.net/meta/ – deck tier lists (bronze to gold)https://vicioussyndicate.com/ – meta reporthttps://hearthpwn.com/ – decks, news, patch noteshttps://hearthstone-decks.net/ standard & wild decks>Deck Trackers & Statisticshttps://hsreplay.net/downloads – deck trackerhttps://go.overwolf.com/firestone-app/ - deck trackerhttps://heartharena.com/ – arena helperhttps://github.com/supertriodo/Arena-Tracker - arena helper>Misc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY2_pygsg1k - monk cinematic trailerhttps://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24302069/blizzcon-2026-monk-joins-hearthstone-the-old-gods-return-and-more - upcoming updateshttps://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24297200/command-the-old-gods-in-reign-of-the-black-empire-hearthstones-next-expansion - new expansionhttps://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-gb/news/24293282/discover-the-untold-stories-of-azeroths-most-wanted-with-new-class-sets - latest class sethttps://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24301454/370-patch-notes - latest patch blog posthttps://hearthstone.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24302091/aberrations-join-battlegrounds-at-blizzcon - BG updatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiMZ7hiwEK4 - 36.2.2 Dev Update dev talk videohttps://playhearthstone.com/ – official websitehttps://hearthstone.wiki.gg – wikihttps://battlefy.com/browse/hearthstone – tournamentshttps://hearthcards.net/ – custom card maker>Helpful Linkshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1MmLTCm7vdg5icVF4dAQhHf8sO_AZvE4gwO8NuQE8oxQ J_Alex's article on gaming mentalityhttps://www.vicioussyndicate.com/the-comprehensive-escape-from-violet-hold-preview/ - violet hold card review
First for rigging>cant lose vs diaper>have 2/3 draws>lose>right after win
remember when they nerfed quest mage for just for fun when it had sub 40% wr
>>585900515I wish Ghuun looked like that and not a grated slug
>>585900404Monk brothers little by little the time is approaching, don't listen to downers and get that hype up also remember is a good moment to start saving money and prepare yourselves for the class arrival, we still know little about what the class will do but one thing is certain: Panda time is coming and will be GREAT!!!
Dammit forgot pic related.
>>585903213How would monk even work when the new expansion barely added any neutral cards? It's gonna be weak as fuck
>>585903790monk is likely getting an additional base set like DK and DH to catch-up + assuming they'll keep class sets over mini-sets, monk's class set should be in the first batch of the year for obvious reasons, monk is definitely going to have enough cards to do something, it's just a a matter if that's something will be strong or not
>>585903318>anon whole time post Panda Shamanshould we tell him ?
>play Yogg>he deals 10 to a shit ass 1/1 and burns 6 of my cards
>>585913432does that even happen? every time someone played it against me it went face for lethal, ignoring 4-6 minions on my side
>>585913432You play yogg for otk if you dont have direct lethal on board blame yourself
Is handbuff dk good now?I have only faced them in legend
>>585918119yes, its one of the best decks in the game
>>585918119its total failure or total domination depends how much you spend on battle net shop
page 10 we are home and cemented
What should happen for Warlock to fucking die? Is playing literally 2/3 archetypes hypersuccesfully...
I’m so close to my awesome 6-7 (six-seven!!) hundred dollar card back I can’t wait for N’zoth next week!!! I love logging on only to consume and not even play the game!!! Yay micro transactions!!
>>585930840>What should happen for Warlock to fucking die?they are probably not going to kill it so close to set release but they could easily make ritual of c'thun 2 mana and ritual of summoning at least 3 mana
now that the devs have given warlocks their blessing, i'll see you in december for class packages
ooooooooo monsters behind you!!!
2 weeks until bg update bros
>Play BGs>Quillboar in>literally everyone in the lobby forcing them because they're so much better than anything else there's no reason not to>Top 4 is 3 quillboar players and someone who super highrolled a much worse comp (and will still lose to the quillboar players)It's amazing how every time I think "surely this season is the most miserable BGs will ever be" Blizzard find a way to top it.
>>585900404why are we still here? just to suffer?
>Buy 5 piggy gacha rolls>Get good results>Still want the Y'shaarj skin>Have an out-of-body experience when I realize that I'm not even a THIRD of the way through paying for the whole thing, assuming Y'shaarj is the final pull>Even with 6 pulls Y'shaarj is only a 0.4% chancethis is unreal
Monk WILL save us
>>585945980source?
>>585942920if ur having an out of body experience from spending money you might be spending a little too much money
lol gg niggas
>>585950250why is it whenever i try to assemble something 99% of the time it's dogshit like end of turn deal 1 dmg to an enemy minion
>uh, egg decks and warlock i guessthanks cora
>>585942920isnt it awesome though? look at it
>>585956868shush you
>>585953524very few of the assemble cards are good. you have to look at which ones off which pools. so far imo the only good ones (with decent pools) seems to be the priest 5 mana 4/5 taunt and the mage thaw from ice simply because of the cost reduction it provides and i need to test it more but the druid assemble a beast one MIGHT be good (its pool is weird) but idk because druid is really bad to play right now
is mill rogue a fun meme deck or is just frustrating most of the time. i need something to craft
>>585961037paladin seems like the go to for milling atm
When asked what it felt like to bully an innocent battlegrounds game, Deathwing replied "I wouldn't know, there were only QUILLGERS in my Lobby"
where the FUCK is the diablo diamond skin
cora... the nerfs... please...
not enough people bought the dmf pets and skins so no nerfs for us
>>585942587One thing I really dislike is that there's a couple of non-Quillboar builds that are only enabled by Hot-Air Surveyor which is just kinda stupid.
>>585965687>abberations>dW not NefarianLORE ruined
>5 minut queue time to face azalina priestdogshit game
>>585985335>cards AND time stolenholy
>>585985335play otk paladin free wins vs priests
Returning player here gimme fun wild deck brews please dudes
>>585995336wild is unplayable rn theres a consistent turn 4 otk rouge deck again its so braindead good people have already set up their bots
>>585995491oh its one of those patches huh
Standard is also completely fucking unplayable, there are two decks (1 in high mmr) and that's all there is
>>585995624I've seen dk AND priest and even a warlock once in top 200
>>585995703>I've seen dkno way !!!!
>>585918119it's literally the best deck in the game
I'm the returning anon, I'm low in rank so I'm seeing all kinda shit thank God
>>585961037Its fun but you auto-lose to lock and DK which are 99% of ladder
>>585995558I mean druid has had a consistent turn 4 otk for awhile but this one is different because it includes an old god, which means fucking everyone is playing this shitdruid was at least uncommon its so common rouges are teching in deja vu to win the mirror
>>585996978not all dk and lockslosing to ritual/ctun shit and 6 6 buffRaafam easy to mill(if ofc they dont run ritual package)dk is gamble sometimes you mill dk key cardsbut yeah handbuff highroll literally concede blood is okay
1 (One) Mana Flamestrike
>>585998217actually 2or 4 without quest
>have 20 cards in deck that draws>rat Raafam>still lose because zero combo pieces>realized that warlock has pet and golden cards>won next game vs Azalina fucking EOMMYeah baby
40 min matches ? not on my watch
I dont need it but tnx lockboxactually i got goldenizer for my double Taregosa comp.... neat
>>586000701>opponent with one game plan>me with 4 wincons
did i miss the meeting where everyone voted on shilling egg decks again
>>586008028i use egg as distraction priest use it because>>585998217dk use it because extra corpses and buffs from other sources (and can snowball with 20/20)
a fucking dragon warriorturn 4 i have 1/3 of my hppeople(or dare i say bots) still play iti guess i should wait more....
>>586011648people actually thought this meta would kill aggro LOL LMAO
We're gonna be rich>wins 100% lose match
>>586012312>lose 100% win matchKEK
i hate eggi hate priesti hate warlock
>>585945980evoker will cement us
>Its been 3 days>have full quest log>now have to play hearthstone againFUCK
So let me get this straight,Warlock just gets to straight up steal cards from your hand or deck,Priest gets to copy a bunch of cards from your deck,And FUCKING ROGUE gets to generate a bunch of random ass shit jank from maybe your class maybe not?What the fuck is class identity in this shit ass game?
>>586023206Rogue CAN STEAL and COPY(with dark gift bonus) cards from your deck.... its just not efficient (steal )Nightmare fuelDejavuShapeshifterNabMirrexRoyal InformantTricky SatyrAshamane
N'Zoth druid armor gain is silly, I think I went through over 100 health this game. Made the mistake of "only" using Mimiron to platebreak 15 Armor.
>>586027353thats why they changes that epic silly card (infinite shalas and nzoths)
>>586018859Tinker will ELEVATE us
Patch today r-right bros?
>>586036880if by today you mean next week then yes
wow cool turtles lil bro
https://www.vicioussyndicate.com/vs-data-reaper-report-360/
>>586043121i am struggling to understand how this happened
>>586046553step 1 ammunae summons two copies of seismopodstep 2 slow-in-the-head priest panics and keeps spamming slime 'em under the assumption that he can surely finish me before this becomes a problem(he could not)
is there some dogshit esports tournament making them delay gul'dans execution
>>586049813no, they are simply this shit at their job
>>585995491>Play tier F deck>LoseNigga just play demonic projectNigga just deviate delight
cement status?
>>586051805the cement is being made as we speak
>>586054871we love hearthstone devs here
Kill Quillboars. Behead Quillboars. Roundhouse kick Quillboars into the concrete. Slam dunk Quillboars into the trash can. Crucify filthy Quillboars. Defecate in Quillboars food. Launch Quillboars into the sun. Stir fry Quillboars in a wok. Toss Quillboars into active volcanoes. Urinate into Quillboars gas tank. Judo throw Quillboars into a wood chipper. Twist Quillboars heads off. Report Quillboars to the IRS. Karate chop Quillboars in half. Curb stomp pregnant Quillboars. Trap Quillboars in quicksand. Crush Quillboars in the trash compactor. Liquify Quillboars in a vat of acid. Eat Quillboars. Dissect Quillboars. Exterminate Quillboars in the gas chamber. Stomp Quillboars skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Quillboars in the oven. Lobotomize Quillboars. Mandatory abortions for Quillboars. Grind Quillboars fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Quillboars in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Quillboars with a ray gun. Kick Quillboars down the stairs. Feed Quillboars to alligators. Slice Quillboars with a katana. Impale Quillboars with a spear. Bash Quillboars skulls in with a maul or a mace. Judo throw Quillboars into a factory sized meat grinder.
We did it reddit!
>>586062790based wild player. what deck?
>>586063546nzoth rogue
>>586063546
next week lmao everyones gonna be playing wow forever next weekhow does it take 2 weeks to make any needed changes
>>586063546Kys.
reminder that egg WILL be nuked next week
>>586073486funniest possible nerf is they give it 5 health
sweetmaybe he'll be playable post-rotation
>3 quests daythank god for wild pirate warrior
>>586081218nope its shitty balance... because if you dont win with elementals on t7 you prob lose anyway and play 7/7 vanilla wont save you
>>586081218and its only +3+3 buff on average ( if you have equipped weapon that spawns 2 2/2)
lol
>>586090454Better nerf aberrations, they can still win if they get sludge portrait and Agamaggan will not be pleased.
>>586081218i've LITERALLY never seen this dude before
>>586081218Exists in the same rotation as Al'Akir Herald so he's dead unless they do something like drop him to 5 mana and just make him buff all your elementals by +1/+2 for the rest of the game.
alright whatever man. Im just gonna fucking kill myself.
>>586093483at least it looks cool...
Genuinely terrifying how skilled I am at Battlegrounds.
>>586051335look at the board I won nigga
>last 3 games to wild legend are against bots that concede on turn 4th-thanks
>>586092175yeah static aura 5/5 is way worse than +1/+2 buff its basically downgrade in slower decks (who the fuck play 7/7/7 in fast decks ? )
>>586093483deathrattle shaman will be viable some day bro
>>586023206Don't worry, More Nonsense will come
n'zoth druid is pretty funny, just out-statting all these stupid warlocks and egg decks
>>586103479>surviving till seismopodi guess you never meet aggro ritual lock
>>586103835i've got some tricks to stay alive and clear their board. whelp of the infinite, oaken summons, deathblossoms, etc
Love me some robot assembles.
>>586104173that is a pretty nice way to win a game on the spot
>see some fucker with a billion signatures>immediately know it's a streamerimagine spending thousands on hearthstone when you don't even pull a hundred fucking viewers, grim
Dont worry we nerf warlock next week
Pathetic (he used all ctun cards and ctun lmao)
when the fuck is the next black market
>>586111736december major next client patch(that adds pngs into collection) according to z...y
>Return to Hearthstone for this expansion>Open packs>Play a shitty unoptimized Shaman decklist because I don't know if I want to craft Mug'Zee until the nerfs come out>Bunch of other legendaries or archetypes I want to try out that I can't because I refuse to piss away thousands of dust crafting epics and leggos that are rotating in 4 monthsThe worst part is that even the decks that aren't rotating aren't safe to craft. I'll blow my brains out Warrior Rag or something and come rotation Herald Warrior is unplayable and I wasted my dust
>decided to add 2bit package to nzoth rogue>somehow beat worst matchupnice 30 damage bonus i have like 10+ 2cost cards anyway
Ctun/ritual snowballing literally shuts all fun mechanics LMAOthey need remove ctun buff ability asap or reduce it to +1+1or meta turns into ctunstone/warlockstone
Great, another impossible quest...
>>586117735Rastakan cards weren't even good when they came out
>>586119409play Frontline DHgame piss easy now basically for toddlers 5-
OK Hearstone fags, riddle me this I come back after like 8 years to play some Hearstone, and 50% of all decks is warlock that summons two 3/5 for 2 mana with a 2 turn delay, and his final moves is destroying all my minions and getting 2 massive taunt minions with lifesteal into play, also the occasional priest I play agains seems to be casting shit for free forever, and keeps discovering board whipes every turn.Also all the forced synergies seems pretty OP , I just made a Warrior Pirate deck because HURR DURR pick all pirates, turns out to be a meta deck just like all other on the nose synergies.Crazy shit.... also everybody seems to generate Cards out of their ass.
it's still funny to me that the next bg update will coincide with gta6
this meta is so badhow can a dev look at this and go "yeah things are okay right now"
>>586122079real dev ? they already left company.... new one literally cant do shit because corporate patches with skins arrive on schedule you cant just patch game instantly (not in 2026 vibecoding era)people are playing because algo ai rig games for you vs 70% wr warlocks
>>586121417and Ze..y will play wow Forever..... literally they lose millions because gta releasesomeone know is there is pngs in gta6 for purchase ?
>>586122079>how can a dev look at this and go "yeah things are okay right now"you gotta put things in context, we've been starving for new content since the last batch of class sets and they had to ban 3 cards in standard on release week, they probably see the fact that a lot of new cards are seeing play as a success even if they're obviously overturned
>>586123716from 150 cards only 15 is good.... assemble already forgotten
>>586115925play herald warrior algo rig games for you>every turn is herald card
>russian paypig>2hp left>i have lethal with priest weapon>play onyxia>destroy weapon heals 17>winsREMOVE FUCKING EOMM you fucking fatpig
>bots not real>meanwhile CCP bots on EU
why does wild pirate warrior play dirty rats
>>586133795pull degenerate nzoth rogue key minions ?
>>586133795Because half the meta at anything but the actual toilet drain is a billion nzoth rogues trying to highroll.
>d5-d2>winstreaks>see almost zero warlocks with Ctun weapon priest >start matching with degenerate armor or beast druid and rogue decks
not gonna play until they give out the event cards, retarded decision to make them inaccesible
>already legend>arealdy completed all the ongoing events>ran out of tavern tickets for arena>do not want to waste gold on anything other the next batch of class sets or monkit's over for me bros
>paladin plays amitut turn 5>next turn draws cast-on-draw halls of origination, halls of origination, and immortalized in stone>one of the halls also summons the 13/13 rush>spends 2 minutes emoting as if he earned this victory