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79 pounds of susie
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A POSSESSED CATGIRL DOLL, WHO'S MORE CRINGE THAN FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "HOW MUCH LONGER?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHERE WILL WE GET OUR FIX?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 6?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
4 days until Toby's public apology for Chapter 5
999 pounds of flowery
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
35380.2 grams of susie
78 pounds of susie
Susie thinks that drugs are disgusting and hates drug addicts.
>>585780667*gives you all the money in this picture*
>>585780606GOOD GRIEF SHE'S NAKED
Susie would smoke weed
77 pounds of susie
Susie would smoke me
tickle tickle
>>585780931This
Imagine how happy Susie would be if you bought her a Little Caesar's pizza.
>>585780853>SPAMTON, O, SPAMTON,>OF MY FRIENDS, YOU ARE THE BEST>AN OBJECT, HEART SHAPED, PLEASE TAKE FROM MY CHEST>I'LL GIVE YOU MY RICHES, I'LL GIVE YOU MY POORS>KROMER SANDWICH I FEED YOU, LIKE MONEY-FILLED SMORES>YOU ARE HONEST AND PERFECT, NO NEED TO REPENT>I'LL GIVE YOU MY STUFF 'TIL I DON'T HAVE A CENT>AND WHEN I HAVE GIVEN, WITH NO MORE TO GIVE>I'LL MAKE SURE HIS HATERS HAVE NOT LONG 2 LIVE>I'LL SMASH MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM>(EMOTIONAL) I'LL KILL MY TV WITH A BATTERING RAM!>I'LL BRUSH MY TV WITH MAYONNAISE AND SLIMES>(MOVING) I'LL CRUSH MY TV FOR ITS HORRIBLE CRIMES!>I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE!>SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!!!!!!
>>585781101This artist draws a very sexy Susie, but she wouldn't smoke weed. She got really uncomfortable with Toriel drinking during chapter four. I think her family members are drug addicts and she wouldn't be able to look at drugs without feeling disgusted and anxious.
susies hates winos and druggies
>>585781190Thank you Mr. Spamton.
Nobody in Deltarune would do weed because it's supposed to be a perfect world I can run away into to escape the bad people irl who do weed.
>>585781198I wonder how Susie would react to finding out about Noelle's pill habit. If the doctor prescribed it surely it can't be bad for your health.
76 pounds of susie
Alphys does anime, the deadliest drug of all.
This spammed susie bit is very soulless
>>585781472Alphys secretly masturbates to NTR
75 pounds of susie
5 hours of summer has me beat
74 pounds of susie
>>585781512I'm just waiting for a drawfag to deliver zero pounds of susie when it happens. No idea how they will even conceptualize it.
It's taken me until now to get past chapter 4 in Deltarune when I started my newest playthrough a week after chapter 5 dropped.It's been painful, and apathetic. I'm seeing all of the little "hints" towards Susie liking Noelle that I just blew off as her trying to be nice, or being uncomfortable at Noelle's awkwardness.I've always seen the hints of Noelle and Kris holding deeply buried feelings for each other, but it's not much, and it's just as easy to dismiss them as platonic like I have with the suselle stuff.I think chapter 5 genuinely killed my love for this game. I still have a bit of faith in Tobert to finish it with a good ending, and there are a few more hints at Kriselle in Chapter 5 to resupply my copium, but it doesn't mean I'm having a good time with the ride.Although, the ending and beginning to chapter 4 still felt just as good as they always did. So at least there's that.There's also part of me that kind of worries that I'll just get sick of chapter 1 and 2 with how many times I've replayed them. At least twice per chapter release means I've seen chapter 1 about 8-10 times now. I haven't even finished Undertale that many times.
i may have discovered a new subtle flowey motif in flower man (finale particularly) that no one else has pointed out (no not the one that everyone and their grandma noticed in the second half of the song) (you have to listen to the high pitch notes in the background and not the guitar)https://files.catbox.moe/zl2r7q.mp3
100 pounds of jigsaw joe
230 pounds of Alphys naked on the couch blushing and looking away while waiting for you to ravish her. 230 pounds of Alphys squealing as your tongue pushes her to orgasm. 230 pounds of Alphys cuddling with you and falling asleep in you arms. 230 pounds of Alphys waking up and realizing it wasn't a dream.
I'm parasocial for you fags
>>585781827r u foid
>>585781823>230 pounds is comically overweight
>>585781996it depends on how tall you are. Alphys is pretty short so 230 pounds is a lot. I'm five foot eight, one hundred and thirty five pounds and sometimes I feel a little chubby.
>>585781996Alphys is like 4'11"
>>585782071never forget
>>585781898nope fat fucking moid who's phat
>>585782107you should be popular with the foids, then. As long as you dress up like Battat and let them hit your dick with hammers.
>>5857816154 is the worst chapter to replay
>>585782216for me chapter two is the worst chapter to replay because seeing Queen on my screen makes me so horny that I start yelling and hitting myself on the head with a hammer. I've been to the hospital too many times cuz of that.
73 pounds of susie
Do Deltarune theorists still think the Shadow Crystals are obtained via Gaster/Knight going around lacing Darkners' zaza with it or have they finally read Seam's dialogue and moved past that yet?>The old broken machine had a Shadow Crystal, a manifestation of lost dreams... that must mean it was very important to a Lightner! Perhaps it was the Lightner who poured their hopes and dreams into the NEO drawing and ended up abandoning it, the one that Swatch directly told you about... either that or the Knight just planted it in there because they have a shadow crystal factory lol.
delta rune fact sheet:1: a vessel is ready for us - we meet the prince - we find a girl - we set up a home base - a vessel takes us out and shows a knife - eats the whole pie (with the code?)2: someone stabbed the floor inside the computer lab with an intent to open a dark portal - here we can choose to start training noelle (to do what?) and choose to freeze berdly - kris slashed the tires - opened the portal to a world that ensures that toriel will get kidnapped3: the world exists to keep us busy - undyne comes to investigate the tires - toriel remains on the board, undyne gets kidnapped - we need pine tree, police badge, delta rune keys to enter the shelter4: here we can choose to mess with noelle more - kris is trying to stop us from getting the pine tree code and tries to waste time, but we make noise - carol comes back unexpectedly - we don't get the code - someone opens a dark portal at the church - susie is unhappy about the prophecy - we can't read how to save the world - we fight a titan - because toriel is still on the board, Susie sleeps at school - we are reminded about a promise5: because susie was not sleeping over, kris spent the night doing something, returned very tired - festival was unremarkable - here we can choose to go swim with noelle and skip the rest - kris took us out after the festival and opened a dark portal to a world that ensures that asgore will get kidnapped - promise fulfilled, we gave purple a berdly's feather in exchange for getting out of jail - flowey tells susie where to find the code irl - asgore is kidnapped - susie runs out to find tape to fix flowey - we find the police badge code but kris almost tears it to pieces before susie comes back - susie wants to get noelle on board and sleeps at schoolkeys:know where to find the pine tree codeasgore was a police chief before the incidentno clue what delta rune code isobjectives:enter the shelter and save undyne and asgore (two police officers?)
200 nuts in torielhttps://files.catbox.moe/u3jjnj.mp4
>>58578233772 pounds of susie
>>585782216Usually, I replay Deltarune when I'm in a story-going comedic mood. So chapter 4 never really bothered me. That one had the best story, and I think Chapter 2 had the best humor. Ch3, for all it's faults is at least over with quicker than the others. Or at least it feels like it.
>>585782383Sauce and can you play a someone who isn't a futa
>>585782491>slides it back in73 pounds of susie
>>585782383What the fuck did I just watch"People" don't ACTUALLY goon to this... right?
>>585782383Wouldn't slapping someone's balls hurt? Like really really bad?
>>585782383I hate futa when it's hypershit why can't the girls have tiny dicks
72 pounds of susie
>>585782542 (me)I should have finished the video before asking because that is a disgusting level of cumflation. If only who ever made that game had good taste.
>>585782542wife's bedroom; only with mods
>>585782625>cums inside74 pounds of susie
>>585782619I don't know because nobody has ever slapped me in the balls before. Why don't you try slapping me in the balls and we can find out together. Maybe we could try other things, too. Like if slapping a man in the balls makes him better at eating pussy. Only if you want to, of course.
>>585782624>>585782626all that stuff is in customizable settings
>>585782709I've been kicked there, it's not very pleasant.
>>585782646On top of the cumflation, it's also a cuck game where you watch your wife have sex with other women. This nigga needs to pick one(1) shitty fetish and stick to it.
>>585782619nope it feels good. nuts are actually masochistic organs and get off to being spanked, tugged, and busted.
>>585782592>>585782698Keep going anon, we believe in you.
>>585782619It would yesThough some of the subs I've seen in a few videos are able to take weak slaps fairly well, they don't flinch too much or keel over but I'm guessing that's only because they've had enough 'training' and are used to the pain. Doesn't mean they don't have a limit and that a slap can't be hard enough to make them curl up.
one time fave hit fave's balls with a tennis racket on accident after overswinging and the pain was a ringing lingering pain that lasted 20 minutes
>>585782776i've been kicked there and it felt good. i smiled at the girls who did it and they ran away
>>585782776But what if a sexy woman kicked you there and then told you to eat her out? >>585782890Please elaborate on that story.
71 pounds of susie
>>585782709What if you were eating out pussy while the woman has your balls against the floor with her foot and she pressed down when she felt like you're slacking?
>>585782882please be a woman
>>585782619Pain registers weird down there and the answer is sometimes a light tap is enough to bring a man to his knees usually when accidental and completely off guard but if you're horny and bracing for it the tolerance goes up quite a bit. As Ralsei said it's contextual.
spacejin...
>>585783049I would love her so much. I need to find a woman as beautiful and lovely as that.
70 pounds of susie
battat cute little dice balls and small soft green penis naked cuddling
>>585783076I am but I don't know why you want me to be one
>>585783287I just want hope that sadistic dominant women exist and that I might find one out in the world. I hope you have good fortune and continue to be beautiful in the ways that you are. I want a woman to push my boundaries and use me for her pleasure so bad it hurts.
cuddling battat cute pippins small with stiff joints feel his body heat
>>585783389I wouldn't call myself a sadist but mean doms do exist, I hope you find someone to dominate you and hopefully soon because your posts have become so desperate they're a little concerning, try not to die from desperation until then
>>585783551Thanks for the kind words. I'll try to be less desperate if it's bothering you.
>>585782817>>585782890>>585783094I feel like you're just lying>>585782982It would still hurt nigga
>>585782982ok. it was middle school gym class and i was the obligatory loner creep who also didn't really care for sports. during class one day we were doing laps around the tracks and i walked lazily in 'last place' just behind 2 girls who were just chatting instead of running. i was a bit hormonal at the time and i guess they caught me staring at their assets from behind so one girl turned around and kicked me in the balls. but like i said it felt good so i just eerily coomer grinned at them causing them to get spooked and start sprinting away. had a lot of other horny gym moments like having an unwarranted full mast boner in my shota shorts during outdoor dodgeball but then the bell rang and we all had to go inside and everyone turned around to face me since i was closest to the entrance back inside the building so i had to speedwalk with my whole class trailing behind me hoping none of them would pass me & see my boner. then there was this time i was playing tennis indoors and i split my pants up the crack. this time i had to pull my shirt down and hug the walls & wait behind so i was at the back of the line when the bell rang. luckily it was the last period of the day so i just stealthed over to my mom's car in the pickup line
The relationship the people here want
>>585783603I don't mind your posts but sometimes I feel like you're gonna get so horny and desperate you might pass out from hyper concentrated circulation going to your dick and then die from lack of oxygen to your brain *pats your head*
>>585783743kris origin story
>>585783760Green Means Clean
>>585783760I actually want his. >>585783794Okay thanks reading this made me shudder in pleasure holy shit I need a woman to pat my head so bad. Thank you.
the /UTG/ mc server MODPACK has been UPDATED again yeahhttps://litter.catbox.moe/9c5eel8f2jcniwhl.zip just replace the files
forgot to mention the times (also during that same gym class) my bullies gathered around me and pretended to jerk off onto my face. or the time one stuck a pencil up my ass and got detention and an ass beating for it (since the one who did it was the son of the school cop who had a private talk with me about the incident lol)
>>585783890>the time one stuck a pencil up my ass and got detention and an ass beating for itwho snitched?
knight's spike pads are thorns
>>585783869Sorry that link doesn't work, try this onehttps://litter.catbox.moe/8fanyu.zip
>>585783974>first link works, is 258 mb and still downloading>new link downloads instantly and is 1.2 kbwhat the fuck did you just give me
>>585783934dunno but it was on the bleachers and there were a few people behind us so probably one of them. sitting on the bleachers sucked in general, a girl sitting one bench below me had to turn around and forcibly close my legs because apparently my crotch reeked of sweaty shota musk
69 pounds of susie
>>585784019
68 pounds of susie
fave's insatiable drive for life
>>585784019DON'T open, it's dolphin porn!!!
>>585784064unceremonious, inevitablea true testament to this condition
67 pounds of susie
>>585784109>>585784142>open>it was actually dolphin porni really hate you guys sometimes
>>585784232I told you!! This is what you get for not listening!!
>>585784220Susie struggling to laugh as her bones start cracking open and her skin falls off.
>>585783743>>585784031Why do you refer to yourself as a shota? You're definitely still a degenerate coomer
66 pounds of susie
monsters think that humans want to be pets, want to be held, and fed, and held in a cage, happy and content, without the DULL RED FLAME of SWIRLING BLACK SUN burning in their chests
>>585784512this is making me sad now
>>585784679Susie is just going through what Rudy is going through. Noelle has it kind of rough in that way. Not as rough as Susie and Rudy, however.
there was also the middle school science class where i got bored and flashed some chicks my pubes. or the high school class i got bored and started rubbing my face on some friend-of-a-friend girl's arm (never saw either girl again). or the high school science class where this fat chick was laughing so hard her massive tits flopped out from under her shirt and she didn't even notice while i sat ogling them for a good dozen seconds. or the time i sneaked out of a literature class while they were playing the lion king on the presenter to go jack off and i caught an adult in the restroom with a student.
>>585784771if you were toby, how would you reinterpret this experience to turn it into a deltarune chapter?
One time at school I sexed a sex then I sexed until I saw sex. It was just like the porno comic I read.
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>We got a->Number One Victory Royale!>Deltarune, we 'bout to get down (get down)!>SnowGrave on the ACT right now>Just wiped out Castle Town>Noelle just got downed!>She was used up, now I'm headed south-bound!>Now I'm at the Shelter with a pistol>Looking at my PureCrystal>Take me to your Switch to play Deltarune today!>You can't take me to Flower King>I'm drowning in the lake!
>>585784019the first link is the legit modpack, i don't know what that anon gave you but now your computer will explode sorry anon
>>585784879flamelurker's monocle is melted into his eyesocket
I worry that when someone looks at art I've made they can tell that I'm not fully ensoulled.
feel bad rnhowever if I put some effort into it with the right mindset I could feel even worse
Deltarune 7B ends by deploying a zip bomb on your pc
Deltarune 7B is only playable in Japanese.
>>585784530my school experiences gave me a massive shota fetish and when i look back at pictures of myself i wish i stayed that fuckable forever. i should clarify i only find my own younger self attractive, no other kids. i do a lot of self-inserting when i see certain pics online. though i wish more artists drew early pubescensce as a fetish subject. seeing my cock get so big and hairy in such a short timeframe got young me crazy horny. my first exposure to an adult penis was in elementary school when a friend told me to google penises at home and i saw a big hairy one on wikipedia. my very first goons were to that image and images like it and i could only think "i wish mine were that big and hairy when i grow up" so seeing it happen in real time was a fairytale come true. i would pre like 10 times a day
I hope you anons aren't actually downloading zip files from /utg/ and unpacking them onto your computer. You know you shouldn't do that right?
>>585785225I have to do dangerous things for utg because they are my peers and they are pressuring me.
65 pounds of susie
None of you people should be allowed to have sex
>>585784867kris gets pent up watching susie and noelle making out and strokes his shit during class
I'm afraid that if I go to sleep I will wake up too late and won't get to see susie hit single digits
>>585785414hmm... being refused sex... but still having to eat Queen out while she laughs at me... she never lets me cum...
ENJOY THE [zip]!!! COMES WITH A FREE [Bomb] [Attached to your purchase]
hello Kris I'm your clone don't believe me your like Andy's Toy Story
>>585785462I don't think you want to see that.
>>585785414Wtf did I do man I'm just here.
>>585785204how....concerning..........
>>585781615Do shippers really
https://files.catbox.moe/hi0exq.webm
>>585786072What the hell is this even
>>585786072Ralsei does this and says this
>>585786072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QU-Kf7ZIYI
>>585786372Fell!Blue...
>>585785204So you were born like thatThat's really sad
Deltarune took so long to make Tetsuya Chiba died and I mean dude was old old but man
Attention deltaruniggas: there is a Deltarune thread on /v/. Reply with your bet on how long you think it'll last.
>>585786553kys /v/tard
>>585786553It's already dead :(
deltaswap kress be like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnp-NgeoO70
>58578703764 pounds of susie
shota? i hardly knew 'er!
Where did the fat posters go
32 pounds of Susie
>>585787678*wobbles away with fat poster-shaped tummy*
>>585787908Seth would not be able to give advice this goodThis must be the evil Fell!Seth
>>585787678there was fat art on the whiteboard just today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KMSoUBezjU
I saw someone online claim looking through a Shadow Crystal is to look through the Knight's eyes, and seeing Noelle giving you flowers while smiling implies the Knight might be Rudy since that message appears right after he falls down and Noelle visits him. You think this might be likely or nah?
>>585788784Why would the Knight be staring at Susie alone in a far off windowFurthermore it'd be a pretty massive red herring if the stuff in the Shadow Crystals didn't relate to Kris and Noelle's unresolved whatever they had
>>585788784already been reposted herethat makes sense with the dark world visions, but not the light world onesexplain what the light world visions are and why they have a different source than the dark world
>>585789352giving this thing his first orgasm
kris prematurely cums when i only touched their inner thighs x3
Stopped using /v/ for obvious reasons.Anyway.Sword Route.
>>585789352rubbing his horns
Akuma goes to Hometown "Messatsu" -Akuma to Sans when he makes a joke instead of ringing up his groceries
did everyone suddenly go into laborwhere da posts
*births*31 pounds of susie
>>585791236I had 2 sleep
i wish i could draw...
>>585792073I have a premonition, it's youyou're sitting at your deskandyou're... you're drawing anon!I knew you could do it!!Fortune: Outlook good
fave wants to try drawing with a pencil but somehow ALL their fucking erasers ALL OF THEM EACH AND EVERY ERASER THEY HAVE doesn't work properly and just smudges the lines into dark smears and ruins the drawing so it discourages them from trying
I wish I could marry and have sex with fave...
>>585792259it's not possible let's just kill ourselves
>>585791236Still doing line practice
>>585792546nice smooth linesvery good!
I WANT TO DRAW :(((
i wish i could attempt to draw without having a mental breakdown...
>>585792728whenever I feel like this I usually just idly do cubes in one-point perspective, it's good practice and I get to switch my brain off
>>585792646They're still a little off-target and I can't get them like this consistently so I've still got a long way to go but it's definitely an improvement on what I was doing before so I'm feeling nice and motivated
good morning chat
>>585793049Oh, hey, how did you get back in here?
I wonder if the Knight is meant to be Kris' knife given the similarities between the Knight and Sheary.
>>585792816My problem is that I have a lot of lectures at Uni today :(
>>585781615lmfao
>>585792816dang you're right
>>585792259you can do this if your fave is a real person and not an undertale deltarune
I dislike chapter 5 but not because of suselle
i like chapter 5 but not because of suselle
I like all chapters.I'm too much of a wimp to do weird route, but will most likely do sword route sometime.
If ships and heroines make or break this game for you, you don't want Deltarune, you want a dating sim/galge. And I'm not saying that to be dismissive or rude or anything, relationship stories and simulations are a valid thing to want. If you like nerdy girls like Noelle, mean girls like Susie, there are games for you. Mountains of them. Play those, and then you can appreciate Deltarune for what it actually is instead of what you think it should have been
i’m going to work, post REALLY horny posts for me to enjoy when i get backlike ferally horny
Fave is stuck in temiskaming with a borderline retard that likes country a little too much.Fave wants to glass the shithole they're in
>>585795270Tbh it is more Alphys and Undyne again doesn't interest me. Noelle and Susie are usually more interesting apart from each other and I can appreciate how Susie makes Noelle grow as a person and how Noelle causes Susie to distance from Kris Kross Applesauce but like I'm just not really interested in an unskippable yuri teenager snuggle session romance because like I'm basically on the sidelines (intentionally so) akin to Kris. I get what Toby is doing its just the romance aspects of Deltarune aren't my thing lmao.
Why is Psychoelle so cute
Is Kris expecting to be alive at the end of the Knight's epic planIs Kris expecting Susie to be alive at the end of the Knight's epic plan
>>585796698They are hepless to the k***ht's plans
You know Susie inserting herself into Kris & Pink's date and fumbling would've worked and completely gotten the fanbase back on her side as long as there was a single scene or dialogue after like "I don't like it when you flirt with anyone else" or "dude you looked uncomfortable so i thought i should break it up sorry if you actually liked her" and just give the player a choice to react. it's strange Toby ok'd arguably the worst moment in the entire game
>>585796901>The scene was bad because Susie was supposed to want to date me I mean Kris
>>585783869can i join?
>>585797007I'm sorry dude but Soulsie is a cringe and normie tier ship Krusie however is peak, Susie will date Kris not YOU
>When Susie "sabotages" Kris's "date" that they didn't even want she is the most evil character in fiction>When Kris actively sabotages Susie's love life they are the real victim and the most deserving of her loveOooooooooh this terrible noticing
>>585797384when did kris sabotage susie's love life
>>585796901kris doesn't want anything to do with pink, if anything she saved their ass, but she does get in the way between kralsei more than once which is not really clear where kris stands there
63 pounds of susie
looking at the sunrise and thinking of favegetting PISSED at wordle and thinking of favedoing squats while eating a muffin and thinking of faveFAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
I want to have a 14 hour shift plapping the purple dinosaur....
>>585796901You people are so shipbrained. What do you MEAN one of the worst moments in the game, where the hell are your priorities
pregnant fave...
hyper fave...
>>585797384>When Susie "sabotages" Kris's "date" that they didn't even want she is the most evil character in fiction>When Kris actively sabotages Susie's love life they are the real victim and the most deserving of her loveGive this goyim the missed the point award
does kris scissor or plap susie
Toby made a whole chapter to psychologically destroy hmofafags
>>585798143he frots ralsei
>>585798061>goyim>awardWhy do you talk like a sharteen
>>585798360No no no!!!!! Kris 67s Susie's boobs and they kiss and rub genitals together!
>>585798556nope
will we ever see what happens if a lightner dies in the dark world? like do they stay a corpse/dust or do they turn into a darkner?
does seth scissor or plap aqua
>>585795270I don't really care about the shipping but I do have a make or break in the form of the Knight's identityIf it's some stupid shit like rudy I'm not gonna like the game or its story anymore
>>585799209Probably stay a corpse but can't leave, maybe they know they're dead like Gerson did but it maybe cause he was already dead. Monster's turn to dust then get it sprinkled on an object that represented them, I'm sure we'll see next chapter with Rudy.
>>585780753
i wish i could be paid to draw and then ghost people and ignore them and make excuses about mental health until they give up trying to get me to draw...
>>585781618That's really neat
>When Susie "sabotages" the lights and "vents" she is "sus">When Kris actively calls an emergency meeting they are the real sus one and the most deserving of being voted outOooooooooh this terrible social deduction
>>585780606Hooman!
>>585799592shut the fuck up Noelle
>>585799494cute he needs to feed me until I cant move
>>585799425Why do you think Rudyknight is stupid? I'm genuinely curious because most people i speak too only dislike it because they're hardcore Dessknighters or they want the knight to be their own character (i fw this idea heavy personally)>>585798556They do the monster mash behind the QC dumpsters and then go in for a $5 lunch date
i love buckethead <3
Does Kris scizzor, plap, get plapped by or frot Seth?
>>585797659losing connections with only one solve while thinking of fave snickering at your failure
>>585800136Scizzor
62 pounds of susie
29kg of susie
RALSEI NEEDS TO DIE NOW
>>585799847
>>585801308I like your tiny ralys they make me want to pat their head with one finger
>>585801308300 pounds of kristnx
>>585801614Thanks>insert he's only 3 berries tall meme
>>585798360this and it’s very overwhelming for ralsei
>>585801308freaking cute cute cute cute cute cuuuuute mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah
hey guys!
which fave has a joke 1st phase where they're tiny and have funny music but get in a big robot in phase 2
crossroads meme image where "hey guys" leads to either "i think i found a glue!" or toby saying "hey guys!~ what's up?~ hey guuuys!~"
>Good morning utgggg~!>I gotta feeling that the thread is gonna fill me with glee~!>The anchor's alive, it puts a smile on my face~!>If you wanna have a good time well then this is the place~!>Right here's the place to be~!>Good morning utg~!
>>585803294that's literally queen
I'm full on Dessknight but people using the new art for the piano collection as some kind of confirmation is kinda dumb
>>585780606>Knight is covered by a field of stars with a dark shadow cast across itGUESS THIS ANIMAL
>>585804525>>585804581you guys need to kiss now
>>585804525>>585804581I've seen better art from our local drawbuddys.Also everything outside the games is noncanon and toby has said it a million times, not that this reveals anything at all.
>>585804525I am also full on Dessknight, but the idea that it isn't Dess and there's a legendary meltdown amuses me. The idea involves pointing to all the evidence and then Toby is just kinda like "I just did that cause it was cool, I didn't mean anything by it."
If Dessknight isn't real I'm going to add it to my list of theories I want to turn into a game/story later. Reduce, reuse, recycle, I'm environmentally conscious like that
the knight is actually catti's dad
The only Knights that make sense to me are Dessknight, Asrielknight or DarknessrepresentationofDessbutnotreallyDessknight and Asrielknight would just be a repeat of Undertale and the third one would be a little lame even if oooh Kris you must face your guilt and defeat the evil phantom chaining you down would be narratively coherent
>>585805306>THE SEVERED HAND!!!
>>585805342I think you should brace yourself for disappointment. Deltarune will borrow a lot from Undertale simply because Toby's repertoire of ideas isn't very wide
knight’s sword which is bat shaped when first pulled out is pointing directly at the track raise up your batyet people will still try to convince you it’s rudy
>>585805786maybe it's not supposed to be bat shaped huh??
So is Asriel ever gonna appear or what? Is he actually gonna appear or not? Will he ever show up in person or only for flashbacks? Will he be important to the story or will he show up only at the very end before the credits roll because he’s a symbol of moving on or something like that? Is his feelings about dess gonna play a part or will it amount to toriel saying “oh asriel was sad when she went away he cried in my arms for what like hours” does asriel even have a full sprite planned or is that silhouette all we’re gonna get?
>>585805786>ignoring the suspicious sword made of black shards in rudy's bedroom
>>585805995why are you asking me i didnt make the game
>>585806046>ignoring the suspicious pile made of black shart in rudy's bedroomHis illness manifested in a terrible and smelly accident and Carol refuses to let Asgore clean it up because she wants to preserve it like Dess's room.
>>585806046*rudy and carol's
>>585805995asriel is chekhov's gun ready to fire except it's a flint gun that has been sitting in the bottom of the ocean for two centuries
Chapter 6 doko? ;,(
>>585805786>bat shaped Bats are not curved and pointed like a fucking sword lmao. Why are people so retarded as soon as it's about the knight?
>>585806198carol's sword is in the kitchen
>>585806291sorry my bad it’s actually shaped like a catheter because it belongs to rudy
>>585806291this is not a sword dawg it has no fucking hilt swords don't terminate in the chappe
>>585806442no no anon, it's just a spriting error, temmie just messed upjust like the yellow pixel anon, it means nothingignore that the knight is past the 1225 gate
>>585806442That's not a bat it doesn't have wings and it doesn't have teeth and it's not hanging upside down
>>585806595WHY DOES TOBY DENY US EROTIC BAT GIRLS WEARING STEAMPUNK GEAR IN DELTARUNE DOES HE HATE ME?
>>585806442I'm talking about the album art where it's explicitly curved and pointed, the shitty sprite doesn't tell you anything about what the character is which is the source of all these dumb conversations that make up the 50% of Deltarune discussion that isn't gender related.
The sword is a bat because dess had a bat. It’s also a katana because Carol uses katanas. Both things be true. The knight has a connection to the holidays but what is we don’t know yet.
>>585806496ralsei's robe symbol looks like a spade despite being a heart in combatralsei horns go in different directions every timesusie's teeth keeps switching between yellow and whiteit might be a bat but let's not pretend the sprites are always accurate
>>585799882Rudy Knight's major issue is outside of ONE very suspect dialogue he's like entirely chill and doesnt really seem lime a liar Plus he's deathly ill so him being able to hike around town when he was heavily fatigued from the church when bro did jack and shit there
>>585806807oh my god bruh the bat turns into a sword nobody is saying it's a bat 100% of the time
>>585806807>What's in the game doesn't matter only the out of game art doesWhat are we doing here man
>>585807124Doesn't really look like a deer to me either while we're on the subject of "things the knight absolutely is not"
The shape of the Knight's sword is up to player interpretation
>>585805995he’s the knight
seeing the knight's hand holes was kind of surreal because it was such a direct acknowledgment of gaster, and in particular THE gaster sprite that we've never even know for sure the canonicity of. I kept looking at them going ?? for real??? am I actually seeing this???
Can’t the knight just be its own entity with a relation to the holidays? Why does it have to be literally one of them under magical darkness armor?
Asriel has been here the whole time what are you guys saying?
don't worry the knight's identity will never be revealed, in a way it will be like everyone's theories on who they were are correct (laughs)
>>585807367Don't count out Mysteryman and Gaster being two different freaks until we see them in one place being one guyThat feels like the sort of thing Toby would do
>knight has a bat>bat = penis>only male holiday is rudypretty simple
>carol looks hot in the knight suitpretty simple
>>585807370Rn my own pet theory is the Knight is probably a corrupted Dustner most likely Kris' knife mixed with Dess' dust. Think less Gerson and more Sound of Justice. Thinking the Knight is just Dess is kinda silly when like something clearly isn't right with the Knight.
>>585807604Carol doesn't look hot she's uglier than Gyftrot.
>>585807736well yes everyone knows toby fumbled hard by not making the holidays gyftrots but we have to put our grief to bed eventually
Indie direct tomorrow… BROS…
>>585807704My pet theory is that they’re a “shadow of one’s self” for one of or all of the holidays. Dess and Carol being the most likely.
>>585808051Toby is chummy enough with nintendo for to be deltarune shown on normal directs.
>>585808051nintendo game
>>585808051Deltarune shows up at the big boy directs though
>>585808224This, he's a flagship game dev now.
>>585808116Finally, I understand the complexities of Ralsei's character now.
Aged up adult Aqua is my ideal Deltarune pornmeatBut I'm CURSED to have everyone misunderstand meYou all stare at me like I'm a unicorn in an african zoo
>>585808271yeah but the plan bro deltarune tomorrow, then newsletter on halloween, and lastly ch6 releases on 12/25
Does anyone have that art of Ralsei in a trans flag hijab
>>585808480>Aged up adult AquaThe kind of woman that would run you through a whirling hall of knives before letting you near herself but she would lick your wounds and be up for anything if you survived
Noelle from Deltarune you shall now recommend me some games to snag on the Steam Halloween sale
>>585808957SIGNALIS
Huuuoohhhh I gotta PISSSaid Noelle
>>585809150Noelle I already played that100 Cheasy Points have been deducted from your account
>>585808957Look Outside is 40% off right now
>>585809208SHUT UP NOL
>>585809334but I can look outside for free?
>>585807604idgaf abt her
>>585806812>It’s also a katanaThe Black Knife does not look like this lol
"Five Nights at Freddie's [sic] is so cool but it's so short, in the next one they should make like, Five Hundred Nights at Freddie's" -Susie
>>585809510idgaf abt your dgafing
>>585809475Not without exposing yourself to deadly solar radiation and/or sanity-sapping lunar light
>>585809664wow Susie how did you say left square bracket sic right square bracket out loud like that
>>585809334I had a unique experience with Look Outside. I played it hyper aggressive because I was in the mood and wanted to organically see if there was anything approximating a genocide route like UT. (There isn't,)I ended up having only one companion, Leah/The Beast, since she's the only person that force joins you even after you've attacked them. She reminded me of a *really great partner* I once had. Despite basically ruining the story I had a great time being max level and winning what seemed like unwinnable fights.
blue gets so much performative lust it’s odd because normally i only ever see this sort of "enthusiasm" for female characters
>>585809819>replied immediately o el o el
>>585804525>no second sanctuary, THE piano songi knew deep down this would happen but man is this lame
>>585810058Sounds like a fun time, bought the game but haven't played yet and looking forward to it
Mewmew’s alliaceous and finger-lickin’ good butthole~
>>585810360The Seven Herbs and Spices of Flower Kingdom...
>>585810332What the fuck? That IS lame, good thing I don't care about the piano collections that much
People arguing the Black Knife is just like a normal sword after it's summoned have not looked at it at allThere are a handful of animations where it grows a hilt and The Knight holds it like one, but the default and most common appearance has NO hilt at all, only a knob at the end (like a bat), and The Knight holds it and swings it around gripping the base of the blade (like a bat)
>>585810152sure thing champ *tousles your hair* have a caramel
>>585810360
>temturd back to spamming shitty porn again *yawn*
>>585810651poot
>>585810527mark my fucking words /utg/, i will make the best piano rendition of this song someday out of sheer desire to hear it for myself
>>585810605I don't know why people are still arguing about this. The point is that it very intentionally looks like a bat when it's first summoned (its strongest impression) and in other sprites, but of course the vague bat/knife/sword thing isn't going to look like one thing all the time
>>585808441.....i am going to bed
>>585810953holy peak
61 pounds of susie
Fave eats the most boring food imaginable because they are a bottom.
>>585810605Something to note is that in none of the sprites is there the indication of a hand-guard even if bladed (most notably on the bottom left two animation frames). Meanwhile it keeps that big pommel (and to my understanding, most sword pommels are at width with the weapon, not bigger than it like a bat).
>>585810923Looking forward to it anon, or should I say... listening forwardWhatever, cool underrated track, I'd love a good piano rendition of it
>>585811139save some for me!
Isn't funny how one of the most popular characters to draw is the one who's never been officially depicted
oh my god i cant believe it this is so sad tangy killed herself oh my god oh no how could this happen oh fuck
>>585810953This Ralsei scares me. I get the impression he would definitely kill his father for 3000 roubles.
>>585811667does catti poot or poot~
The TV was literally smashed IRL and the knight's power is to ignore fantasy and directly attack darkners' true form. What would the TV have been smashed with but a bat. The knight is Dess or Asriel
>>585810953>>585811667what? am i missing out on some lore of a historical figure or something?
>>585811717Girls poot. Bitches shit. You figure out the rest.
>>585811653You're still bragging about bullying some poor autistic lady twenty years later because it's the only thing that ever happened to you? Are you winning son? Some life you live.
>>585811186Right. Like I said, there are a few animations where The Knight is gripping it below the "guard" (so it must have grown a "hilt"), most notably/clearly when it's about to summon the Titan in Chapter 4, but these are unusual compared to how it's typically depicted in The Knight's idle animation for example
Girls poot. Bitches DUMP.
>>585811909>>585811818a poot is different from a poot~
>>585811585What's so funny about it?
The Knight can't decide what its sword is shaped like because it's Dess who is a messy andunfocused girl
girls crap all over themselves and cry rolling around in their own deltarune feces
>>585808480Because you deny a loli it's purpose
>>585811274that is beautiful art from a beautiful chapter, i get why they chose third over second (people love a finale), but god is second sanctuary just a more emotionally moving song, at least to me. The call and response between guitar and piano, the repeating chords throughout the song, the way the second half repeats the first with a more pronounced piano backing, all of it is perfect for a heart wrenching piano rendition of what is my favorite moment in all of deltarune
Maybe the Knight's knife is weird because objects tend to be amorphous in dreams
>>585811815It's been way way way too long since I read it for college but that's Dostoevsky. He's a titan of Russian literature known for writing Crime and Punishment and the one I was referencing The Brother's Karamazov. He didn't actually do that himself but iirc his book was inspired by a real life criminal he met and talked with that was arrested on charges of killing his father to steal money. This relates to Deltarune because Ralsei is actually a better stand-in for Alyosha who is a priest that has a crisis of faith at the prodding of his religious skeptic brother Ivan who makes a good stand in for Flowery.
THIS is the MOMENT December became the ROARING KNIGHT.
>>585812313thank you for enlightening me fren <3
Flowery if he were a shakesperian narrator: heh it's fair verona!
Hrrrggghhhh…I gotta fart……..Said Ralsei
one day you will be like 70 years old and you will hear news that Toby Fox died and youll be like>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
speaking of Dostoevsky>be me reading The House of the Dead>get jumpscared by a certain nameBulkin
>>585812835I'll be like "fuck that guy for making chappy five"
>>585812835I will cheer joyfully because he is a skinny nerd with gay idiot fingers
>>585812859Complete the mission anon.
>turd replied to meew
>>585812835That's gonna be fucking weird. Hopefully I have my shit in order by then to not care much but it's gonna be strange revisiting the time I was obsessed with a game some guy who just died made a long time ago. Or maybe Toby becomes a dictator in the time between now and his death and my reaction is entirely different
utg talking about classic Russian literature and faves farting in the same conversation
>>585811090my wife…
>>585813137i was here to witness this historical thread
>Wake up, we're still on the same threadGrim
Berdly ran an attack revealing Kris got molested in a bid to win the vote for student president
>>585813053>>585813310>complaints about replies at the same time there are complaints about being on the same thread Nothing makes you bitches happy.
60 pounds of susie
Raskolnikov is not the deepest character in fiction but he's a good go-to when you have to think of a deep fictional character and you can just go "Oh that's right Raskolnikov I can always count on him"Just like Sans Undertale
>>585813310I felt this way but then thought about how the fast threads this past week have been just filled with threadshitters, Slow is chill.
What if Fave offered you eternal life and youth with them in luxurious paradisium playing Looney Tunes on the PS2 but you had to say 1 nice thing about Toby Fox or you'd go to Heck Detroit?
60 pounds of sands
>>585813478hes a pussy for feeling guilty how is he deep
>>585813567Because pussies are deep??? At least your moms is!
>>585813709So the trick to making deep characters is to make them cats, got it
>>585813764C-Cats!?
>>585813310telly even
The reason nobody dated Pizzapants is because he is a cat and has a barbed penis
>>585813931does it matter if he is the one taking it in the ass?
>>585813931he's half-bear actually so it's only slightly spikeyi had to look up what a bear penis looks like for accuracy
fave drew cubes today but they were actually rectangles because fave kept messing up
>>585813931he’s a self hating homosexual in an iron closet and the only guy he really wanted was straight
>>585814052>bearcatSo he is a binturong. Except he smells like pizza and not popcornSeam looks more like that than Pizzapants
>>585814184pizzapants should start a rock band called the iron closet and have it break up after a year (he is still the only member)
why do i find poot so funny
Soooo did anyone remember to read Don Quixote?
>>585814184>Hasn't ever had a girlfriend.>Expresses repeated interest in having one.>Tries to get a girlfriend and fails. >Catfished by a male co-worker. >Everyone assumes he's gay. Pizzapants can't even just be a loser everyone calls him a gay loser now, how dreadful.
>>585814547I've only read an abridged version we had for schoolI liked the part where he frees a lion to fight it and it just falls asleep
59 pounds of susie
>>585814881She's too thin this has to stop.
Hey thread, lets dance.
>>585815027
wazzup bitches
>>585814719he’s forcing himself to be attracted to women but in truth he longs for goats (asriel) ((he likes asriel)) (((and maybe asgore too)))
>>585815027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI0CxTgpA6Q
>>585815278Uhh is Berdly okay?
>>585815359yeah he's fine don't worry about it
>>585815164>forcing yourself to be attracted to women???
This but Berdly
>>585815359No, Berdly is a JoJo Fan.
>>585815164Pizzapants dislikes Dess because she stole his goatboy
guys… it happened
>>585815027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-44zcIBB-D8
>>585814719pizzapants deserves everything he gets and his only hope is public suicide with his face in the deep fryer oil, like that one olive garden chef
If Toby really didn't understand the rose scene came off like SA then he is too retarded to write games about romantic relationships
In the Deltarune universe he is called Pol Poot and is a fart monster
>>585780753I present a horny green, listened to too much Sabaton I guess and the idea tickled my fancy. Also is a soft sequel to another green I made (only slightly less horny) if you want additional context. All about eating Chara out as a little [HEART-SHAPED OBJECT], have fun with soulplay.>New Greenhttps://rentry.org/Log_10_xx_20xx>Prequel Greenhttps://rentry.org/you_are_adopted>>585815027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wINVMhZhsz4
>>585815027Having all the dancing gifs expanded at once and scrolling up is a joy.
>>585815847i think it was removed because people thought it actually happened
This in Chapter 6 or bust
>>585815498this
>>585815971oh, don’t worry, someone’s gonna bust
>>585815847He's more qualified than a guy who uses "retarded" as an insult
This image almost made me cryIf Susie's theme references Hammer of Justice, depending on the execution, I might have to test my bullet dodging skills on a blurry screen.
>>585815931retconning a significant scene from an ongoing story because your audience interpreted it incorrectly is an incredibly cowardly move and disgrace to art and if it’s truly what happened it makes me think less of toby
>>585815767the deltarune has a hard time to conceal their contempt for straight people.
>>585816140>retconning a significant scenewell thankfully the scene is still there
>>585815971>bratty eramlsei spankings
>>585815847Of course he knew what he was doingThe message was delivered
>>585816201retconning doesn’t just mean removing entirely
>>585816140It was a day 1 patch, basically no time to get people's reactions, it's more likely it was like something he realized could be seen wrong as soon as the game was out like a wrong answer on a test as soon as you finish and immediately got to changing it. Personally I think it was just because he realized the audience didn't have the full context Chapter 5 would provide for the scene like it would have for the planned 3+4+5 release, and changed it appropriately to an even cooler visual
>>585816201He has a rape fetish that's allThis was all /v/ talked about when Chapter 3&4 came out and they forced that discussion here too
The old flower scene was more evocative and ties into the flower theming in chapter 5 (especially including the "Shattered Rose" title) but the new spike explosion ties into the bit where Asgore goes red and crazy which means something probably
>>585816408like any good homosexual, you must allow yourself to suck and then to unsuck yourself.
>>585816058It makes me long even more for Undyne and Susie interactions but alas
>>585816546omg hi kraut
>>585816058Sans was a better fight but for the drama, heroism, and tragedy Undyne the Undying will remain my favorite UTDR boss fight. I'm hoping Vs. Susie tops it, or at least comes close. I won't feel exactly the same since a lot of my love for Undyne The Undying comes from the full on surprise it was for me as I was going blind. If it even manages to come close my heart will be satisfied.
anyways, any news on you bitches?
/v/irgins and feminists will both watch a scene where a teenage girl gets traumatized while evil nightmare music plays and somehow both come away with "men are supposed to be getting off to this?"
58 pounds of susie
>>585804525>>585804581>Sword is pointing directly at "Raise up your bat"Yeah i'm sure this means nothing.>>585804807>Also everything outside the games is noncanonYeah Toby would never reveal information early using merch, that simply would never happen.
>>585816958i'm a femi/v/ist and my takeaway was that it was super fucking cool
Women be ShoppinMen be Evilin- Toriel Dreemurr
>>585816874You just missed toby fox personally stopping by to show off the canon dess sprite so we would stop arguing. Of course there is no news.
>>585816201And for a nonzero amount of players their first experience is just a weird red dot with no pizazz. You'd agree the two versions have very different thematic connotations, yes?
>>585817104y tf azzy manspreading that hard just out into the ctiy
>>585816958>"men are supposed to be getting off to this?"Nobody said that.
>>585816958i'm a terf and i also found the rose scene cool, men weren’t on my mind but i was thinking of teens who would call toby problematic medias it feels like dr needing to be playable by kids has neutered it a lot. basically every "edgy" or even mildly dark thing is walked back, barring weird route. and i am worried weird route will conclude in some guilt tripping spiel where everyone looks at the camera and goes no… nooo how could you do this to me, this bad, mean thing bad… like in all those edgy genocide route renditions ut gets
>>585817139>just a weird red dot with no pizazzThe "weird red dot" was pretty important
>>585817267bitches don't understand male anatomy and get mad they don't sit like chaste nuns.
>>585817139Honestly, I like how this scene has three different versions that all tie into similar themes. That's cool.>rose losing its petals and leaving only the thorns>red dot representing the blood from the thorn>thorn shattering the skin/glassI still have to replay the weird route to check out the final version, I only saw the release rose in-game.
>>585817586I never played the weird route because I'm a moral gamer.
>>585817421>i'm a terfkill yourself then
>>585817669NOT helping Noelle get stronger is a moral failure
57 pounds of susie
>>585817669Cuquestoole Forme:A!
>>585815027https://youtu.be/Z53lDMQz0ro?t=20
>>585815027https://files.catbox.moe/klzw7t.mp4
I caught the original Rose scene but the change I find more interesting is where Susie calls Catty a 'furry degenerate' turned into 'furry freak.' It feels like Toby's old sense of humor creeping through. The internet shitposter humor. Like with Zen Looker. It's like Radiation woke up in the body of Toby Fox one day and took over some of the writing before slumbering once more. A Radiation leak if you will.
>>585817421>i'm a terfbaaaaaaaaaaased
>>585816958Kris was the raped.
Feel like this is the reaction Chara would have at my soulplay fantasies at first glance, only hoping she enjoys how I squirm when I offer myself as her guinea pig.>* What do you mean I shove THAT inside...WHERE?!?!?!>* No, being told I could suck on it does not make it any less weird.>* If you are so insistent on being a freak, I guess I could oblige, after some brownies.
Lets say some "gangsta" is dissin your fly Fave.Just give em one a deez.
peak time
>>585818349I find the furry degenerate change worse than the weird route one. It actually made me laugh out loud because it was so out of pocket, furry freak seems like something Susie would normally say and it's just your usual dialogue now.
sex with vessels
>>585818524What?
spreading asriel's legs
>>585818349degenerate is too big of a word for susie. like consommé
referred to myself as "fave" on a company meeting
>>585818524Oi!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsZ_Copa7Lc
>>585816958If raping the gay out of a lesbian is not supposed to be arousing then i dont want to be right.shit's hotter than planck-heat.
>>585818413there are a few of us here ive noticed
>>585818551What about cuddles with fave? Intimate cuddles? Perhaps even involving tongue when fave gets hungry for (you)/Vessel/Anon/etc.?
What has /utg/'ers been noticing in the past few weeks?
>>585819171cute boys
>>585819037yeah
>>585814719Kinda feel bad for him ngl
>>585819171Cute girls
>>585818872kris is a girl
my stomach hurts silksong is giving me an ulcer
>>585813931This makes sense, I'll take it
>>585819707git gud
gay goat
>>585819883He's a little fruity.
Fish I wish
fucking ralsei in an inconspicuous location by lifting up his man dress thing
>>585819606>they/them supremacists are real silent once fagstremists pipe up.
>>585820178he is the whole fruit salad
>>585819707Chapter 5's simple platforming gave me a craving for a real combat platformer so I finished Silk Song on Steel Soul, making me the superior gamer. (I only did the end after act 2 and it was after like 20+ attempts) I started replacing music for all the bosses with Deltarune music after each failed attempt. I never finished that project maybe I should. Trobio's fight flinging bombs everywhere amusingly fits with Cutie Mew Mew Magic.
What if you were so pissed and you were cursing and dropping every single swear in the book and ancient neanderthal fave didnt speak english so they had no idea what the shit you were saying but were kind of scared/amused
Controversial opinion, the more penumbra gaster echidna friend the ending is the more deltarune will be remembered as a good game, if it is about the love, the hope and other bad memes it will be remembered as a hack ending.
>>585820715i wish i could understand what you're saying you ape
>>585820224
There is no ship that's more pathetic than Gaster x Player. It's pure delusion.Gaster is already in a canon relationship with someone. That person is ME! Leave him alone! You can't have him! Fuck off! He's with ME not you!
>>585820715That's why video games have the advantage over other media like shows. Multiple endings based on player choice. 7B will be that penumbra gaster echidna friend ending and 7A will be the love hope ending. Genuinely best of both worlds. Like with UT True Pacificst and Genocide being two totally different and totally fascinating endings.>But Toby said only one ending-SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I KNOW I KNOW I JUST WANT TO BELIEEEEEEVE
>>585820715but power of friendship...
>>585820715Best case scenario is a combination of the two
What if Neandertal fave moved in your house and they brought all their prehistoric animals that were also appliances
>>585819037You are shooting yourself in the foot. The oppression of trans people directly leads into gay people and women, said Sans
>>585821043>Gaster x PlayerGayer for short
>>585820715I think this is a reasonable prediction to make
>>585820715some chapters make me think deltarune is cool others (5) make me think deltarune has a lot of potential and thinking about deltarune is cooli really do hope 6/7 are good. i miss being excited about what was actually in the game
>>585820862Are you implying you aren't an ape? M*nster or a d*rkner?
i was told women dont care about sex as much as men but seeing all the love for tenna proves thagt wrong.
>>585819387>>585819037queens
56 pounds of susie
>>585821282they like sex with hot dudes or thinking about hot dudes having sex with one another
>>585821210Conflating mentally ill people who want to mutilate themselves and/or harm others with normal homosexuals IS leading to oppression of gay people, said gay elder Deltarune Gaster who was there for NAMBLA trying to become part of pride
>>585821282women are liars
>>585816958Yes Kris was raped but at least use their pronouns correctly.
>>585821242well if you like suselle, you're going to love ch6.if you don't like suselle, you're not going to like ch6.ch5 was the build-up to the homogeddon that will be ch6.
>>585821437this. fave is thinking of catti and noelle and realizing noelle is a lesbian and she doesn’t want catti because catti is actually mtf. and in the world of trannoids its bigoted for lesbians to not crave cock that is homophobia in itself
>>585820715i would prefer a story that says something over a convoluted rube goldberg machine
>>585821372taking bets now, will the payoff for this be worth it?
Anyfave hate searching for a video online and the only results being tiktok/instagram/youtube shorts videos with people you've never seen before and don't care about either instead of the actual thing you're looking for in a normal YT video?
54 pounds of susie
>>585821764What could be the payoff other than reaching the absolute? Susie blackhole explosion gif?
>>585821210sorry sans but i care more about the women who think something is wrong with their body because they don't fit into society's idea of women said carol while sharpening her katana
53 pounds of susie
At least I hope the plot will address that Kris is suffering from the cucking and that Susie and Noelle were rude to Kris.
>>585821210women and homos were oppressed long before the modern idea of trans came along. you are a narcissist, said fave
>>585821043okay you almost had me there
>>585821850The worst of all is when I find cool fanart on Google, but it's posted exclusively on TikTok and is always unavailable
>>585821282In my experience women like guys that are fun or are single minded. But they also like it when said guy gets thrown off his game and distracting him by being flirty with him. The one time I had a girl flirt with me it was when I was in the middle of explaining one of my favorite game stories and she interrupted it with some flirty line. It was very distracting and confusing. It was very cute. I failed you brothers because I let her slip through me fingers cause at the time I didn't wanna be weird and interpret it as something flirty when it wasn't, but much much much later she confessed it was.
Chapter 7: Forgotten Man and Carol team up to defeat Angel Sans, who is forced into the (legally distinct) Absolutely Safe Capsule and the world is savedThen Angel Papyrus shows up at the end of the credits and the game ends with "TO BE CONTINUED: NUTDEALER" in the insert disc 5b font
artists who post solely on tiktok/insta anger me man just make an account in a site that i can scrape reeee
>>585820965Officer, I'd like to report a crime within the police forceStolen heartAnd you're the perp
>>585822217some part of his dick was lost in the acid pool
>>585822039I think the entirety of chapter 5 acknowledged the first part, we have yet to see if the second part will be properly addressed or if it'll actually be Kris' fault somehow.
>>585822362Women will love you if you get your dick melted in an acid pool
women will never love me, i'm not fat or a manlet
>>585822554an acid pool? in this economy?
>>585822554Get jumping, moids.
>>585822192That is also very rage inducing, fuck's sake please post somewhere normal where people can actually open the image, even instagram is better in this aspectBut I understand some artists are forced to go to that disgusting, horrible excuse for a platform in hopes of being seen by the most people and that's not their fault so I can't be mad all the time, but it would be nice if they did have alts elsewhere
>>585822314this blueberry bitch
>>585822554women will love you if you lose your cock and balls entirely as long as your penis was green and your balls were dice
>>585822853we mourn the brothers who lose their NAT20s
Do you think the knight will be a memorable villain when we know more about them?I don't think they will be even memorable as Asgore
>>585823129Memorable? Yes.For good reasons? I hope so...
>>585823129It depends on who or what is reveled to be the Knight and if we get a rematchIf the reveal is lame then what the Knight will be remembered for is the chapter 3 fight and the rematch (if it's as difficult or more difficult than chapter 3's), fans will want to forget the reveal was a letdown and the chapter 3 fight is already pretty memorable as is
>>585823129The Knight is already a memorable villain
>>585822314
52 pounds of susie
if chapter 7 is a flop people will never get hyped for or look forward to a video game ever againa promise of a good game later would be considered absolutely worthlessearly access (deltarune is an early access game) will die completely
>>585823648this wouldn't happen even if people didn't like chapter 7
>>585823648wah wah wahcry forever
>>585823728let me dream
the deltarune riots of 2028 will destroy the world because chapter 7 is bad
why do conservacucks want the game to be bad
>>585823648lmao
>>585821210Gaster finds TERFs annoying because they're radical feminists who don't care about male victims and are way too lenient on female abusers. They always tell other women to stop giving birth to boys but don't question women's culpability in raising boys(and girls) into shitty adults which continues the cycle of abuse. Plus it's antithetical to the egalitarian side of feminism to treat men like they're ontologically evil. As this mentality assumes men are just "like that" and shouldn't be responsible for their actions.
>>585823881>self-reporting
>>585823129if its a hot person (mettaton, dess, asriel) then there will be so much fanart it will make the internet unusuable within the first month of release
>>585823881stimmies
>>585823765hype culture is always insufferable to even be near, i would be glad to see it diefreak out over how good a game is when they come out and not a minute sooner, no game is worth losing your mind over for 5+ years
>>585820575people who complete steelsoul belong in an asylumand whoever made trobio should be dragged over broken glass
>>585824087Fave thinks maybe you should stop engaging with the retards into hype culture
>>585823929I’ll tell women to stop birthing men when men stop hogging first place in the raping kids statistics
Actually I prefer raping grown men with fat cheeks
>>585824183>implying an equal amount of women don't rape kids
>>585823881they want a disaster to point and laugh at because they are withered and dead inside
>>585824314>implyingactually I said it outright
>>585823929the word you’re looking for is “bioessentialism” btw
>>585824314god i wish
4 days until newsletter
did you guys talk about the epic new merch yet
>Go out to buy food>Old man blocks my path>Foot slipped>Hit accel instead>Steered away so it glanced instead full on>Get out>Dude in shock>Public gardeners keeping plants healthy run over>Dude is fine except scrapes and shock>Bicycle wheel fucked>Cops bring him home and check my stuff>Everything in order>I offer 200 eur>Meet him at his house as I had to withdraw>''If bicycle fix is cheaper I'm paying it back''>''No you keep it. I insist''My virgin 14 year driving record got deflowered /utg/, I guess I'm really Asgore now.
>>585824604we all talked about the tenna butthole we don't need to go back to it again
I expected bit more Deltarune discussion, but this feels more like /v/-lite with ironic shitposting x10SadnessI guess I gotta just join some discord server
>>585824615Your dad fucks dead deer.
>>585824706what is there to discuss
>>585824138To the correctly prepared mind, Steel Soul is just a veeeeeery long rogue-like that sometimes loses all progress after 16 to 20 hours and you died to the second Lace Fight cause you made the mistake of fighting her while tired and had to spend the weekend just catching up to where you were before!Hah... hah... we're already in the asylum. We're here in utg, are we not? One day we will see the other side of the lake.Though to be honest I wouldn't have finished it if I wasn't modding Deltarune music and sfx into the game between runs. It gave me a chance to cool off and see something somewhat new each time.
>>585824706making us feel bad when you hit the door, thanks a lot asshole
>instant replykek this faggot is mindbroken
>>585824706It will be like this for as long as the jannies keep banning threads on the shithole that is /v/
>>585824615>Old man
>>585823929Deltarune Gaster knows that real radical feminists who read up on theory and volunteer for women's shelters care about male victims and female abusers, their point is that the vast majority of the time it is still males committing crimes (with both men/women being victims), not women. Even when women try their best to raise good children, it is wider society's impact and fault that they can still turn out perpetuating misogyny. Society itself often likes pretending that men are lower animals working off of instinct (rape apologism, "boys will be boys" etc.) and using this to excuse their actions, feminists seek to actually hold men accountable as human beings functioning in a civilization who should know better rather than pitiable creatures.It's a shame one of the greatest minds of our generation was shot in the head by Undertale Gaster's shattered piece that was shaped like a hand holding a gun
>>585824706What about /vrpg/
>>585824746I would have no moral qualms running you over, Doomy whooms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoyPOEp3VfE>>585824943more like a 60yo, not a 90.
what the fuck
>>585822803That's, uhh, a big fish>>585823505A classic fishI always loved how she's blushing in that one
my opinion of men is that they're good and i want to suck their dicks
>>585824901How long has "flagrant fanboy thread" been a report reason there?
>>585825058WHAT
you can really just drop into this general at any point, say ''lol struck a nerve'' without quoting and derrail the entire thread, said asgore while rudy and mewmew bounce ontop of him while undyne and alphys make out next to them
>>585825170I'M NOT ANGRY YOU DIDN'T STRIKE MY NERVES FUCK YOU
>>585825149Oh my goodness gracious is that-
>>585825058LONG
>>585825170toriel divorced asgore because he keeps having orgies with literally the entire town except for her
>>585825058holding him by the feet and beating the fuck out of all of you with him
>>585825040tasqueKING my beloved
>>585825149imagine sucking jackenstein's sunflower boo-bies and pumpkin spice creamy latte comes out
>>585823929>Plus it's antithetical to the egalitarian side of feminism it’s misogyny to think that a movement for women and girls must also be about men and boys. carol says you should form your own organizations about male issues instead of expecting women to be your mommy. faggot
Still no Queen plush...
>>585825058I'm gonna fuck this thing
>>585825334<3(que camel by camel)
>>585825097big fish is good.
>>585825406I fucking love you carol
>>585824963>It's a shame one of the greatest minds of our generation was shot in the headwho?
>>585824087Hype culture will never die it is founded upon emotions of people with excessive attachment towars media, what else do you expect, people will "temper their expectations?" That only works for people with real lives jobs and non game hobbies, not the terminally online
>>585825058is it a draft stopper?
>>585825496>the potato-faced gay ragebaiter does gay ragebaitingfinally some good news.
This has been one of the most rollercoaster threads for discussions I think fave has ever seen.
For what it's worth, the new Jack plush seems to be high-quality. Hope someone posts his true face and what's inside when they get it
>>585825058i am absolutely 100% fucking this thing i am gonna fuck this thing the instant it gets to my house
>>585825467i still believe the queen plush has Deepest Lore inside its head and thats why we're not getting it before chapter 6
>>585825634one of those sausages full of sand you put on the floor next to a door so water doesn't come in during heavy rain, imagine this covered in dirt and leaves plus completely discoloured
>>585825170That's not true. The asshat who feels called out and gets angry is the one who derails the thread and wanted to do so from the getgo.
>>585825734releasing this at halloween does at least show a modicum of intelligence
newsletter soon?
>>585825058fanGOD take my money
>>585825709MY BELOVED! YOU ARE ALIVE! I want you to put all your nail clippings in a jar so I can dissolve them in lye and use the waxy product to get a tattoo of you
>>585825710It's been worse, WAY worseNot that it means the current state of the thread is acceptable though
>>585824472The actual radical feminism movement IS rooted in bioessentialism because they thought the regular feminists weren't hating men enough. If your problem with men is the way our current culture socializes them into being misogynistic then you're just a regular feminist. Being trans exclusionary doesn't automatically make you a radical feminist. Words mean things.Said Carol, who is way older than you and saw the 2nd wave feminism movement's crash after being co-opted by neoliberalism.
>>585825758how
People will say Chapter 7 was terrible and that it retroactively ruined the rest of the game, regardless of whether it’s good or bad
>>585825058i like my ralsei the loooooong way
>>585825558Deltarune Gaster, known for such famous works as the DEVICE Manifesto and InterCOREs
>>585825058oh my god you can microwave his insides and have him be warm to the touch this is literally two mods away from being a ralsei sex dollhttps://x.com/Fangamer/status/2115130136333062453
>>585825972nah.don't do that.
I don't hate trans women but i would like to know people who were born female because i feel my friend group is too male centric and i want to see what does the other half of the populous is like.Said spamton.
sex with the german cabbage guy
>>585826169imagine a roasted one of these all stretched out on a nice serving platter while kris slices off it like a thanksgiving turkey...
>>585824472but, and this is a direct quote from noelle deltarune, trannies are absolutely biowhatever. trannies have said that taking estrogen makes them “feel” more like women, whatever that means
>no one cares about the flowery merchchapter 5 was a disaster
This is an official image
51 pounds of susie
no carol plush despite the constant collective vocal demand for one?!
>>585826315it really was and no amount of insistence otherwise can change that
built a comfy minecrap bedroom with ralseicakes on standby for when someone wakes up or respawns :D
>>585826193not even if you were a dicefoid/tennatard.
Ralseifags look like that?
>>585826525fangaymer wtf r u doin?
>>585826525Where is this video from
>>585826525youre jealous they get to beta fuck test the ralsei plushes and you dont
>>585826473RALSEI YOU FAT LARD STOP HOSTING MINECRAP ON QUEEN AND TELL ME THE ENTIRE PROPHECY RIGHT NOW
>>585826525This is some Tim & Eric shit
>>585826476accidental slip from kraut here admitting he wants to fuck the dicefoids. this explains his obsessive attempts insult them, it's a courtship ritual.
>>585826640official fangamer>>585826169linked here
>>585826525ngl as a ralseifag my love for him has inspired me to look prettier and get in shape, these people probably don’t love love him enough
>>585826315wdym I just bought both piecesshame there’s no plush yet though
>>585825992For sure. I'm just surprised I've both had lots of fun and lots of eye-rolling with the thread topics. We've gone from weed to gaster/vessel theories, gooning, to shipping, to knight theories, to classic russian literature, to farting, to dancing, to flower scene changes, to terfs, to dating, to so much I've lost track. All the while Susie is losing 1lbs at a time next to interspersed fave posting. Feels like 3 threads in 1. I keep expecting to see a new thread.
Kris thinks that every single political activist ITT is being reductive by tying their identity to a group of labels. When Kris becomes mayor their first mandate will be that legally everyone's gender will be unlabeled wirh they/them pronouns. Using any other labels or pronouns is banned. This way, everyone is equal. All sports except curling and video games will also be banned so you can't have *that* discourse either.
>>585826525yeah I kinda just immediately imagined toby walking into a developer room with about 50 of these undergoing mitosis
>>585826525why are the women so exceptionally ugly?
>>585826525I made this exact face the whole time watching that. I'm not sure what to think. Good for anyone who wants it. Why the hell do we still need more Ralsei merch.This might be the closest thing we have to a Ralsei theme now...
i have a crackpot theory (wich after 8 years of waiting for this game someone probably came up with already) that the prophecy is the reason the human-monster war never happened, given they needed eachother (human, monster, prince of the dark) to fullfill it and save the world(s), they couldn't start a full on war that destroyed the other group without dooming themselves when whatever the roaring is happens.
I'm not even gonna bother reading the thread this time.Newsletter soon please.
>>585826525Humping warm Ralsei to help with period cramps.
>>585827004this might be surprising but we talked about trans people this time
>>585827036warm Ralsei makes the period cramps go away by getting you pregnant
>>585826838That's true, this thread really does have it all in terms of topics and it's a wild thing to witnessIt feels like everyone decided to have an ADHD moment at the same time, is this a glimpse at utg's true power!?
>>585826881I wonder what you look like.
>>585826881why did you specify women? it's not like dan's a looker either
Wait a second...>ad pronounces Ralsei as RalseeI'VE BEEN SAYING HIS NAME RIGHT THIS WHOLE TIME!
What the actual fuck is going on in the background during the merch announcement
>>585826861kris can you Change your mind? you can't ban sports i need this to Livecatti and i will have nothing to Talk about if you Ban sports
>>585826770how dare you imply i have no standards.
>>585827242I think they might like 3D Toriel, just a hunch
Ral (rhymes with pal)Sei (like セイ)
>>585827275>i have no standards.many germans confess this!!
NOOOO I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY IN MY CARD RN AND I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW AND IT WILL PROBABLY SOLD OUT NOOOOOO!!!!>>585826798same
What do you think of Toriel?
>>585827191because i dont look at men like that.iunno they look aggressively ugly.horsefaced housewives in their late fourties with hips longer than the chapter wait time.
so we're definitely gettting a newsletter on the 31st right, they always do this with merch drops
>>585826169you are sick why would anyone want to fuck this
>>585827373Fangaymer likes money and the ralsei plush isn't limited edition, relax
>>585827434the knight is her bullet pattern, duh
>>585827373I guess being a wagie pays off sometimes.
>>585826820That guys post made me check for a Flowery plush and I was disappointed. I wanted to collect plushes of all 7 but I doubt they'll be made since Jongler didn't get a plush
>>585827434she has something to do with dess being the knight
>>585827530That can't be true because dess is obviously not the knight
>>585826525>both "ralsee" and "ralsay" are usedI can't stand this shit, which one is correct?
>>585826049When I see “radical feminism” I just think of Sinfest
>>585826861carol knows a tranny or a man typed this because the issue isn’t what pronouns you use. we’ll be they/them but 50% of us will still be able to easily overpower the other 50%
Importanthttps://poal.me/6jtcl7https://poal.me/6jtcl7https://poal.me/6jtcl7
>>585827620the game says "ralsay" and the japenis pronounce it that way so it's the canon one
>>585827637What's the opposite of "elite ball knowledge"?
>>585827720>ip molesting link
>>585827036Huh this is true, longsei has the power to get rid of period cramps
>>585827365Hello Nummerkummer.the numblepie, the numberphile, the umbral numberal.
>>585827760Common Square Ignorance. I have it and apparently it's terminal.
>>585827693You're right, Carol. Using they/them pronouns won't save me from the fate of being pulverized by the women of Hometown for being a humie...
>>585825406"Wow the people my mom keeps hanging out with and watching on TobyFoxNews don't seem to actually like women that much, I'm worried about her" said Noelle
>>585827756>japenisdon't you mean jarona?
>>585827890kraut please respond to my attempts to ragebait you please do not call me numberscutiepie when i am trying to start you upthank you for understanding, much love from numbersfren <3
genderstimmies are more delicious than racestimmies according to /youteegee/
Look at my general dawggg we're cooked
>>585828074i would never do that.
>>585827434she has something to do with dess not being the knight. like if toriel hadnt been there the prophecy would have made the knight dess and instead it is someone else.
50 pounds of susie
>>585828175*sizzles some patties on da grill* mmm cookin
>>585827637/co/ threads about a schizophrenic lolcow arent really relevant to anything
>>585828124Everyone knows a stupid darkcist when they see one, people aren't as aware of lightcels with vaginas yet
>>585828295susie is rapidly losing weight and her ass will look like a leather purse.
>>585828010why do you all always argue like this you can never state your own opinions, you always link to something else like that proves a point
>>585828175someone like a day ago said they're glad chud shit gets pushed back here and then this happens like it was in response, lol
>>585828184>krautsie is refusing to stand down from calling me numberscutiepieaww, that's very cute of you <3
>>585828436I just want people to realize you can't change minds on 4chan
Please let the thread be over soon... PLEASE....
No!
Ralsei is whatever, but that Jackenstein plush looks cool. I don't understand how they haven't announced a Flowery plush yet.
>>585825406>a movement about one gender should not be forced to include the other that's kind of retardedwomen kinda spent a century making sure this is the norm though they can reap it a bit. not my problem
>>585828436chuddenfreude.
49 pounds of susie
>>585828124for me it’s like i supported trans people many years ago then i actually began to meet them and paid attention to what they said. and the years have only proven my biases correctly, they really are their stereotypes. look at the deltarune fandom for proof of this, all these people acting like he/she for kris is literal murderi simply cant say the same about blacks, jeets, chinks, whatever, being racist genuinely means ignorance or naivety, being “transphobic” just means you’ve been thinking
One more fave post for the road. See you next thread.
>>585828710>you've been thinkingevidently not
48 pounds of susie
the 'terfs' are just dudes rping btw
>>585828710>They didn't support my headcanon so they are my political enemies nowThis male Kris shit is REALLY serious
40 pound box of susiehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z7SafOiCXM
>>585827693Fave is cis and a transhumanist. In the future we'll all be cyborgs anyways.
i do not think therefore i am not
>>585828920>>585828920>>585828920Hop on
>>585828926you wont be able to keep up the payments and elon muskbot will repossess your cybergenitals
>>585828891it’s more that they live in a lala fantasy land where “erasing” representation matters and this ties back into their grand belief that the us government itself is literally literally erasing and killing them or some shit
>>585828432>why are you informed about the bubble that I live in, why aren't you supporting reactionary policy based on vibes like melol
>>585829172ywnbaw
>>585829245and he's resorted to the "i lost the argument" catchphrase lol rip bozo
>>585825507I mean, fair. But that particular kind is just, well, rather overexaggerated to say the leastLet me propose an alternative
>>585827693why do terfs say the exact same things as my fat disgusting misogynistic chud brother
