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hoiya
The
Buy Eve's skin.
I want to be Ashe's free-use twink...
>>585665769I want to be Ashe's husband and the father of her children
>>585665540my precious lily hana
>>585665802I implied that already...
>>585665656the's
Now that the dust has settled, what do we think of Nü-Sombra?
gm
>>585666123boring. i already went back to onetricking Lifeweaver
ICE agent skin for Cassidy
what characters do cute people irl play
>>585666229his name is McCree, you can't erase the facts.
>>585666264ramattra
>>585665540>another sexyslop skin for widowthis bitch already has 100 skins just like this. give it to juno
good morning, the junoshttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Juno_-_%28evil_laugh%29.ogg?04589
All these crappy collabs are doing wonders for my bank account.
Post that cute blonde skin for KirikoYJK her stance on blond boys
>>585666557gm juno
the kiriko
>>585666123Fun. Ive been getting more value with her now than I have over the past 5 years.
>>585667201racemix
What's on your filter list?
>>585667289
>>585667568>get off of Ashehttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/4/4d/Ashe_-_Nope.ogg
>>585667568holy based
do /we/ use weapon charms yet?
>>585667201Okay for real what does the neon bullshit in her hair do and what do the cables plug in to? Can she hack with her brain?
>>585667934Yeah I do.
>>585667075how do i even get this she's perfect
>>585667568Um...based...
>>585668457Next season
El Kiriko
>>585667973its for A E S T H E T I C S
>>585665656The wife the wife and the wife
>>585668457SOON
>>585669545>molesgross
>>585669545Olivia is for R A C E M I X
>>585667973Its going to be revealed that Sombra has been uploading and backing up her consciousness to the cloud bank and the Sombra we've been playing as is actually a full artificial synthetic body and brain.
I love it when hitscans just completely ignore fliers like if they act like they aren’t there they’ll just magically die
morning maugamaniacs
Mauga herelucky you
People that mald and throw tantrums in mystery heroes are so fucking cringe. Spamming "Need Healing" for what when we have nothing but dps.
We don't play that crap here.
>>585672632
We put on 80's rock classics and queue all roles 5v5 comp hell yeah
gm schizo!
how do I resist the urge to chase tracer in circles around the map like a retarded puppy when I play dmon
>>585665540Overwatch if dramatic anime
>Domina presses button >wins fightI'm so fucking sick of these kit bashed heros
>>585667289ballbrigdiffuninstall
Domina bap dive is just unbeatable
Domina makes my dick beatable
>>585653275
>>585675315
>>585667289I play with disabled chat
>zarya bannedfucking orisa noobs
Niggers. I’m Grand Master support. Was top 500 3 years ago. Right now I’m playing DPS (never touched it) and getting my ass handed to me in Silver KEK. I’m always the DPS with the most kills and least deaths, but I’m not out here crying “waaah waaah I’m hardstuck” bullshit. Truth is I actually enjoy bullying stupid beaners and niggers in these retarded lobbies.I only play Freja with that free Diamond skin they handed out God knows how many seasons ago, and I’ve still got the 500 player icon and the “Grand Master support” tag. Here’s the best part: if my tank is absolute dogshit and some support tries to blame him, I just slam-dunk that little faggot into the ground. It can’t say shit because I’m the GM big dog. Same thing if the tank starts talking shit about how trash our supports are: I jump in with the most retarded takes possible just to back the supports up. Nobody can push back on me. Higher rank, better numbers than everyone in the lobby. If we lose, I just drop “uncarriable team ” or “not even a former T500 could carry you monkeys.”I fucking love it.
Scoreboardfags that play like total pussies and barely contribute to teamfights so they can act high and mighty and shittalk whoever has the worst heckin staterinos whenever their team loses due to every fight being a 4v5 are NIGGERS and I HATE them
>>585676621i play with disabled teammates
>>585673890done by Production I.D. or Studio WIT
>>585676846Seek professional help, you are mentally ill, Anon.
>gm support>silver dpslike pottery
>>585676846>I act like I’m hot shit and attempt to manipulate a bunch of metalranks while pretending to be retarded for hours on end
i wonned this btw
>>585678238Disable streamer mode desdinova
>>585678365no
who's desdinova
>>585676846play a character with self healing and never expect people to peel for you
can they give her a bp skin already?im too poor to afford her skins... -w-
>>585678531the best player in this genny
>>585678842get a job, juno.
>>585678842her mythic was a BP skin
gm junos
gold junos
>>585679117We don't sign our posts here btw. Don't you have some protesting to do anyway, student?
>>585679117this ain't pol, pal!
>>585679008>>585679043gutenmorgen
Junomaniacs
juno asshole maniacs
Juno is the brains of Overwatch
oh fuck
>>585680637based torbGOD
>>585680862easy carry
>Sombra heal me.
>>585676445
Peace be upon you.
>>585681428die you clanker bitch. fucking worthless bot
I've gotten to the point where I prefer comp to qp because at least I get bans in comp so I don't have to play against the most annoying shit of all time
>>585681185
>my team has an ilarii feed
>>585683171formerly chucks
Angela Ogundimu
>>585683408who isd that
>>585682712
>>585682359Just learn to shoot the cat?
>>585674440bap dive is absolutely running my silver lobbies
>>585683776
type of shit support sombra is doing in the backline while I get raped 1v5
>>585684023
>>585684235>"SOMBRA HEAL ME!!"meanwhile
>>585684495ISOLATED
>>585684427
can someone please post that pic where sombra is naked but covering her boobs with her arm I saw it here some threads ago
>>585684776
>>585685093good nyight
>>585685458nyight 'bo!
fucking boosters man
>>585685458good nyight cutie..
>>585685710nyight 'se!
is the patch tomorrow going to be another nothing burger?
>>585685710
sombra listens to techno
>>585686464sombra listens to my balls slapping against her cheeks from behind
>>585686152There might be emergency nerfs but you really shouldn't expect patches outside of new seasons and midseason
>>585687149We already had emergency nerfs. I expect Illari buff since she was nerfed and then replaced.
>>585684235it's always funny to think people will simp for whores like these just because they got a role on tv. you should know this slut got all her holes used and abused by old greasy jews before she made her first appearance on whatever mkultra propaganda shit you saw her in.
>>585689108Take your pills
Just say you don't get any bitches
>>585689108Yes this looks like a stable and rational individual.
>>585689215>>585689237>>585689324>689324you waste your life force on modern day iconsat least have some dignity and waste it on waifus
No more than you waste your life force hating random actors
>>585684862This one >>585669545
>>585686631hot
>>585686464https://youtu.be/SoHNKG-jwX8
>>585665540I see Adam mewing sesh is going well
"it's always funny to think people will simp for whores like these just because they got a role on tv. you should know this slut got all her holes used and abused by old greasy jews before she made her first appearance on whatever mkultra propaganda shit you saw her in."
>>585690253i want to fuck that
sent that retard flying
>>585665540
like awnestly dude
>>585689584I said with her arm not her shadow
>>585692275this one?
what the frick is this skin even
>>585692581uh oh the lena did poopy in her diaper
>>585692581sex skin
>>585692515no it was a 2d drawing and she was sitting I think
she's a lesbian she doesn't want your disgusting mutilated dick
>>585691128need to cum inside beng
>>585692746tracer vulva on my face now
>>585692836ok simp
>>585693618this except her butthole on my face
>>585692836my foreskin is perfectly intact thank you
>>585692771Can’t find anything like that on my end. One of the Sombros are gonna have to provide.
damnunfortunately i missed this one
>>585686398
>>585694251toddler onsie
>>585692771I know which one you mean.
Which will come first, a juno skin with a helmet or a masculine emre skin?
juno will never have a helmet skin again
Juno likes it directly on her face
>>585695647Yeah, I know.
Juno likes it in the ass.
>>585695907There is nothing wrong with anal masturbation
juno likes to swallow
Juno's most attractive feature is her lips actually
>>585694251It's from the season 16 pass it should be unvaulted either midseason or season 6
DID I JUST WONNED BIGLY
>>585698256nothing personal kid
I watched a vod and my character is constantly yelling ENEMY OVER HERE i don't think that's the ping sound can i turn that shit off in any way
>>585698256I NEED IT, so pissed it's not in the store bundles.
>>585698256Got this the other day. We won.
>>585698823>>585698937freja love
when will this game fix queue times
Hiya
Why is training mode hero select not split by subrole when normal games are, shit is annoying
Freja is such a literal who character, like she's from a different game.
>>585700038wots crackin
>>585700121just click the button that separates them into subroles
>>585694164I found what I was looking for of course the covering part was hallucinated by my brainhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/584188372/#q584263776
why do people play lifeweaver with his shitty heal and then barely even use petal or grip, would almost rather have moira
Is freja good or shit
>>585674217Get shoved, idiot
i love her bros
>>585700569she's good shit (for my penis)
>>585701364anranlow
>>585701364fuck you !!!
Sombra should have perma invis back
>let me play some comp after a hard day at work>1-0-6 tank>james bond dps x2fuck my life I guess
the joy of denying a win to someone of a freshie
>>585701383but shes so oldddd 34 wtf ewww
>>585703340all the girlies are 16-22 in my canon
I don't have a positive win rate on a single hero this season
>>585703412even ana domina mercy etc?that aside her listed age feels like 10 years over, she doesn't feel that old
>>585703509Have you tried getting good?
i tilt so hard
>>585701364I just started playing her a few days ago, she's super fun.
>>585704448I want my head between those thighs
>>585703630yes
>>585700148This but also Illari, as much as I love her.
vendetta is so obnoxious
Vendetta is so sexy
>>585700121It was then they changed it. Dunno why
>playing juno>bullet zips by her pinkie toe>"I AM UNDER ATTACK!"I see they gave Kiriko's "THEY ARE TARGETTING ME" lines to more heroes, lol.
>>585709193I think it's all supports now.
>doomfist, baptiste, sierra, sojourn, or doctrine walks by juno>"uhhh I think i'm in danger!!!"what did she mean by this
GET THEM OFF ME
>>585709973She's afraid of being dived by bap
>>585711765you really like this one huh
juno must be protected at all times
>>585712625With a condom.
>>585712625Seems the main thing she needs protecting from is herself...
good night junomaniacs and junoholicsalso good night to junohaters and junodetractors
all xenos must perish
>>585713453gn sleepy juno
I hate Juno.>>585713453Good night
I want to impregnate Juno.
Hating Juno is illegal
>>585715337>juno is allowed to be broken and nobody bats an eye>kiriko gets a tiny buff and everyone loses their minds
>>585715681when has juno ever been good?
>>585715803In the mauga meta or something like 2 years ago idk
>>585715803Juno was played at lot early on in esports because of her ult, but after all the nerfs, not so much.
Juno would be A tier again if they stopped having every single support have insane survivabiliy, escape and dueling potential as part of their kit
Juno is already A tier but her players are F tier
She isn't A tier she's a healbot with a worse speed boost
The asian characters ruined the overwatch community. You never see a hammerman post these days.
>vendetta spots lone kiriko>confidently goes in immediately>fucking losesactually made me laugh out loud and is the only overwatch moment i enjoyed this week
>>585717274Kiriko is fucking dangerous and I say this as someone with good aim on SoldierShe genuinely can outdamage me and that's not even a good Kiriko player
>>585716757F Tier take
>>585717196Don't blame the The's for Rein players becoming parodies of themselves and being laughed out of the community
The Reindaddy.
why can you still not grapple enemies with balls hook exactly? you can jump off of them to get height for a slam but you cant grab them and retract them???
Swapped to Brig and started having fun. I love Brig. I'm a Brigger.
>>585666313Go back to X the everything app, bro
Everyone loves Brigitte
people who still call him mccree would not call twitter X
>>585719931wife in the back
>hey I'm doing good with Sojourn lately, I should pick up a skin for herI forgot she was brownI'd use her mythic more but I hate the voice filter. If it sounded like how she does with voice lines it would be fine but her interactions are way too high pitched
>>585719931Hello Ashe's buttcrack, my dear old friend.
>>585719931Yes
>>585719931I'm more of a Meiplapper myself, but Brig is a great waifu.
>>585719931why is ashe always in the background in these pics
>>585665540Why does eve have a chiseled manjaw?
When did brig become broken?
>>585721564because she's always in my head
>>585721697
>>585721697The repair pack changes last season helped, but I don't think she's broken, just strong in her niche. 1% ban rate should tell you as much.
>>585721607Because it's not Eve, it's an artist's rendition of Widowmaker dressed as Eve
>>585721932but widowmaker doesn't look like a tranny
>>585722063correct she doesn't
>>585721815I didn't know you went to trump rally anon
>>585722063Correct
>>585722210>>585722174so why does the widowmaker dressed as eve look like a tranny in the face?
>>585722063yeah she's just french
>>585722296turn on your monitor
>>585722364*laugh react emoji*
>>585694414
um, which one of you is this?
this shit is so tiresome now
Playing too much support makes me a legit retard when i go back to dps
>>585722819why did you post your own tweet
>>585722961How do you know that's his tweet?
>>585723029can tell by the pixels
>>585722819I look forward to the day these cultists are rooted out of the industry for good. That day is coming soon.
>>585722063you haven't seen those videos of her with tracer then
>>585722819If thinking Widow is hot makes you woke, then I am the biggest libcuck on earth
>>585723348those aren't canon
I hate woke shit too but Widow has always had that weird jawline but she does have the ass to cosplay eve at least.It's just the tranny art style they use for the official overwatch comic that makes it seem worse
>le woke outrage in the big 26'some niggas never evolved past 2016
>>585724030nigga it's gotten ten times worse sense then that's whyEither you're living under a rock or you support the ideology behind it in which case you're just being disingenuous
>>585724139since*
>sense then
I think Doctrine's E must be the skill with my highest someone got in front of my target and got it instead rate
>mei aims at my feet >take 200 damage from a headshot I hate this stupid nigger company so much
>>585724203got woken up early because of dumb retired boomer neighbors mowing their lawn at the crack of dawn so I got no sleep
People getting ragebaited on twitter by random favela dwellers that post purposefully inflammatory statements for engagement are retards.
>>585724030Stop perpetuating antisemitic stereotypes.
>"its gotten worse">actually its just gotten more profitable to rile retards up about this bullshitthanks elon for paying people to drop low effort engagement slop in between roleplaying diaper fur of your childe
If custa ever played anything other than dps+ I mean flex support he'd never put damage reduction on an ability that makes you fucking fly into the air and also instantly give you health and start passively regenerating health Legitimately full on retard tier on the same level of having JPC have not only infinite flight but an instant 9m/s boost on a resource
>>585725462It’s strictly only profitable for thirdworlders because of exchange rates.
>>585725509>Doctrine’s fly has 40% fucking damage reductionNo wonder he always lives on a sliver whenever he flies away, what the fuck.
>>585724571puts /owg/'s antagonistic replyguys and schizo to shame really
>>585725929It's one of those mechanics that shouldn't even be attempted to be balanced. He shouldn't have it at all.
>>585676846>pic is in french>is an obnoxious cuntI leave every time I see a french flag on my team because 99% of frenchies are retarded and obnoxious. I mean, whole of EU is but the french are extra so.
the kiriko brought you donuts
>>585726582what mental illness causes someone to obsessively post this crap for half a decade?
DOES SOLDIER 76 NEED A BUFF?
>>585726661No
>>585725462>ignores multiple studios shutting down and mass layoffs due to failed woke games>attributes all of it to grifters instead of the general population catching onto their subversion and calling it outyou lost, tranny
>>585726661Yes
>>585726653we love kiriko here
for a Moira rework, i'd like if her life-siphoning ability directly healed her, so when she uses right-click on an enemy, all the life she siphons goes directly to healing her if she's taking damage.as well, i would like if her damage orb stuck on enemies longer and chained to 2+ other enemies if they're close to each other
I'd like Moira to suck me, if you know what i'm saying.
>the default player character in Modern Warfare 4's multiplayer is voiced by Fred Tatasciore
>>585726780Oh boy you've fallen for the grift hook line and sinker.
>>585726917too bad the devs hate moira and have given her nothing but nerfs for the last two years
good night latinas
>>585727036lol
the kiriko dance
*sigh*ultra travajo burrito
Woke cultists are so desperate to cling onto their faith that they fabricate these elaborate fantasies about how Elon musk is personally financing the mass grift of the population just because he can.
what
sir or ma'am, this is /owg/.
this doo gone mad
I just want Illari to be good again.
stop giving anran skins
>>585727596sexy hazdaddy!
>>585727568trust in ze plannext year she is getting new perks that will make her OP OP OP
>>585722676ok, i admit...i posted my own account...
>>585727568Rework her and give her an ability that sets people on fire without a perk
>>585726780>"we spent 10 years and $500 million dollars making this live service forever game with no existing fanbase that will surely usurp call of duty and fortnite>"yes investor sama, we expect a ROI of $10 bajillion dollars">"wtf why is woke killing video games???"im convinced that people who talk about this shit have no idea of whats going on in the industry
kissu
For some reason I'd like to read a story where Tracer is really genuinely angry at someone (maybe like Gengu or McCree) to the point where she is no longer joking or smiling
>>585728038don't reply to schizos
>>585728870I'd like to read a story where she's my wife and the mother of my children
>complain about something woke>some tranny responds with made up bullshit about how it's all a grift and not real>own him with facts and logic>defeated, the tranny resorts to its final tactic, crying to authorities "SIR, THIS IS AN OVERWATCH GENERAL">*cries to janny to get posts deleted*Every time
>>585728038There's always a non-woke reason, but you mistakenly think it's the ONLY reason and that the cult shit had nothing to do with it because you're a tranny that supports it in the first place.
>>585728038Gears had a massive fanbase though, which they ruined because they tried to appeal to trannies with a male franchise. Most of that budget was on DEI consultants and shit, they get paid $500/hr to read scripts and decide whether it's offensive to browns.
>>585722819do these people not realize that they've like lost all influence and everybody thinks they are adject fucking losers? Like his profile picture is in memoriam of a mcdonalds commercial from 3 years ago that allegedly made some liberals angry(???). How do you become this pathetic without fucking killing yourself first
how one trickable is domina?
>>585731056She's a lobby admin in metal ranks but gets less and less viable the higher you go
>>585731056you can but her damage output fucking sucks so its easy to get overpowered by a well coordinated push.>>585730108nigga gears of war "died" for the same reason halo died after 3. the story and characters all came to their natural ends and fans couldnt feel invested in anything set up after it. if 4, 5, and fucking judgement day didnt kill it then nothing will.
>>585731056>>585731312Can confirm as a gold shitter
>>585732390>16 hoursdamn son
Domina.. my love
I miss lena..
>>585733109>hover over her in menus>mmmm
>>585732770That's a little over 2 hours a day, totally doable
>>585733386Not only did she bring sexo back to the game, she made me start playing tank again since ow2 launch with junker queen
>>585732390For a brownoid with brown eyes she's kinda cute
>>585734101This site is for 18+ years old people
>>5857335642 hours a day on domina though? she's boring
moira sex
>>585734536https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_You%E2%80%99re_so_cute%2C_I_could_just_squish_you_to_bits.ogg
>>585734426Get shoved, idiot
>>585726661Emre needs it more.
Every perk falls into one of the categories of >literally does nothing >should just be part of their base kit>insane fever dream made by someone who one tricks the character and their entire view of the balance is having 0 counterplay and being good in every situation
>>585734983>insane fever dream made by someone who one tricks the character and their entire view of the balance is having 0 counterplay and being good in every situationwrecking ball shield?
>>585734307Calm down, Rakesh.
>>585735147Seething supporttard
>>585735147That, Mei getting freeze back without giving up icicle, Ana perks (all of them), Orisa getting shield back (at least she has to give up spin but there's a reason it was removed), doomfist block perk. Silver Bullet is also insane but I think a lot of Cass players would rather just have his old baseline health and falloff back over it.
Complaining about Ball and Doom’s major perks is a self report.I had an Ana crying about Hog getting a matrix in a game recently and it’s like, brother have you tried not throwing SLEEP AND NADE into the Hog’s matrix and just staggering them so he can’t eat both? Use your brain maybe? This isn’t a Zarya bubble kind of thing, it’s not a self cleanse + CC block. It’s like a parry in a fighting game.
>>585736527Nah matrix is a cancer ability and anyone who gets any version of one is retarded and stupid to play against if you're playing anything other than a melee character and should have never been replicated the same way we should never have gotten another self healing+dr tank and hopefully we'll never get another zarya.
Sex with brown ow girls.
>>585736920I love dr pepper!
>>585737135sex with the Lena
>>585737260whaaaaa?
Lena is Anal backwards
>>585737135I love the older, cooler Lena.
>>585737431Ashe is wife backwards
I am owed racemix sessions with ow girls
I may be metal rank but I still make fun of tanks who try to jump spam to throw your aim offFirst off, it doesn't work even with smaller heros, let alone with their big-ass hitboxesOnly ever seen Winstons do this, funny enough
I am owed a cute early 40s cowgirl wife with whom to raise a cute autistic martian
It's been too many threads since we last asked this! If there was a talking Juno doll where she talked when you squeezed her, what would she say?Also, in other Junonews, I brought my plush Juno to Built To Spill in Portsmouth NH last night! Here she is in my coat pocket. They played a few of my favorite songs of theirs which was great, like this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wLAyAlhmxY
>>585722547good mornyan
Domina owes me half-white babies.
>>585735147>NOOOO LET ME THROW MY BRAINDEAD CC AT ONE OF THE BIGGEST TANKS IN THE GAME FOR FREEballs shield would only really be broken if its health scaled with overhealth created. otherwise its a perk that you give up free 150 slam damage in favor of having some room to play around being slept chain hinder spammed when the enemy decides to run an entire CC comp
>>585737624This. Wanna watch Mercy get breeded by Doomfist.
>>585737818I would bully you irl
>>585737728I would like Ashe more if I wasn't so fucking bad at her
>>585735745>crying about doomfist block perkgod forbid some form of risk vs reward exists in the game, especially on the most risk vs reward heavy character in the game. also meis freeze fucking sucks bro. every relevant character has some form of cleanse or mobility to get away, and it takes almost 2.5 seconds to freeze a tank. not to mention most other DPS dominate her at the range you would try to freeze them. they should just give her more perks around area denial or her alt fire at this point
>>585738431>god forbid some form of risk vs reward exists in the game,Risk vs reward would mean using block isn't good in all situations
>>585737867good mornyan!
>>585737867good mornyan the 'bo
>>585737953>>585738719schizo.. it's time
>>585738617good mornyan big J!
not your groomcord
Oh schizo-chan..
>>585738583since he doesnt have health like ram or hazard the situations in which doom could reliably use block has been reduced with every buff to CC and damage. its only gotten riskier for doom to use block while the reward (empowered punch) has literally gotten worse with duration, range and radius nerfs for no reason.
Is Juno latina since she landed in Mexico
>>585727243
>>585739697Olivia.. familia..
Doomfist could have a 99% winrate in all ranks and doomtards would argue how he needs it and everyone else is just bad.
>>585739639Yes
>>585739639>>585739931ay clustered carambas
some fag on my team was playing mercy and kept yapping into the mic & a strange beeping noise was going off in the background every few minutes. what do?
>>585740897Call him a Health Food Faggothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O5Yvvz8XY0
>>585739794>nerfed so that he takes more damage while blocking>hitbox was extended so he’s easier to shoot>empowered punch damage and AOE nerfedHe got 10 whole damage back on slam though so I guess we need to remove punch entirely now.Fags like you would still cry though, and act like everybody wants DPSfist back (I don’t).
good morning sloans!
>>585741723Post the backside
>>585742418>mfw no celestialback.jpg on my phone
Venture's backside
>>585743156One of my favorite mexicans
>>585743225Thussy!
Need ts on my face tbqhwyf
newzoo rankings for september
>>585744184wow, we made it to the slop 10
>>585744384Suddenly, being popular was bad.
>>585744184rivalsisters, your response?
>>585744564yes, being a top 10 game these days means you're appealing to the lowest common denominator
>>585744741>t. highbrow games connoisseur
>>585744184deadlockbros?
>>585744815correct
>>585745534>Lego Harry Potter
>>585742418Woah...
>>585746112>my pov
>>585742912I wouldn’t last a minute
>>585746112I can dig that
>>585746506
Wonder if ill get the instant lootboxes again tomorrow from banked xp doing the event weekly
>enemy roadhog just walks up to our sigma and deletes him every single fight for free>we lose>sigma types "dps gap"nigga was 5-12 what the fuck is he on about
>>585750091>losing to hog on sigmaget out of bronze bud
>>585750091Sometimes people like to make jokes at the end of the match to lighten things up a bit.
>>585750831I'm diamond I don't think you understand how bad the tank pool is gettingthis guy probably belongs in gold but there are like two dozen tank players spread across all ranks
Tank pool wont improve until they stop babying and boosting supports
>>585744184Sims sisters I fucking kneel
>>585751524I went from emerald to gm on tank this season just by instalocking winston kek
>>585750091why was the hog not slept, naded, discorded and deleted?
I hope Blizzard is aware of the amount of restraint required to not hardthrow every single one of these matches.
>>585753975thank you for only soft throwing mei. i know it took a lot of strength after we banned your doom.
Love my ow duo.
This is my wife
>>585755843okay, average white man
>>585756525How did you know?
>>585760094Love D.Va
>>585760094>>585760202>>585760250>>585760298
>>585760412We love our asian waifus here
The The'sThe HanaThe KirikoThe Juno
>>585760906The wife on the left
This is her natural hair color
>>585761217This is Juno's worst skin unironically
>>585760581Especially Lifeweaver
What is Anran good for?
>>585761343
>>585761424Sex
>>585761217Juno bare legs sexo
>>585762469What about ZR
>>585761424Being a skin merchant for the retards that want to play a dive hero but are too shit to play anybody but the Moira of dive heroes.
>>585762597yes please I love Juno
>>585761217The™ purple haired martian
Anran’s fudging their ult almost every single time has become a noticeable thing to me.They either activate it and immediately get CC’d or killed, or they res after feeding for no real reason and die instantly.
sex with la ventura
>bleeding out in an alley from lack of heals>meanwhile my sombra:
>>585763185Yeah I got lucky recently and my ult merely got suzued. Felt like a good ult.
>>585762840why did they bring baby clothes to mars?
>>585763803>bunch of chinese/vietnamese peoplethey all know how to make clothes
>>585763483If the venture oppaifag ever stops posting I am killing myself.
>>585765586same
If the waifuposters who refer to their waifus as Thes ever stop posting I will kill myself.
The Anran
>>585766347replace sierra with shion
>>585763749your sombra emoting with the enemy healer while their tank keeps reaming you at spawn
>>585766347The Yuna <3
>>585766347the leftovers
>>585737926You don't get it anon. I picked the character that counters you. I need to auto win because I picked the right character.
when are they going to give my girl an alt girl skin like they gave juno?
>>585770242There's literally fucking two in the image you posted.
>>585770242this image has all my favorite heroes in it
>>585770353hashimoto is an epic disguised as a legendary and visual kei is just an epic (both lazy)give my girl a proper legendary alt girl skin!
>>585772793ew
>>585665540>play on off>check general>see stellar blade image in OP>why the fuck did they post a stellar blade image>check image>can barely connect any character>probably some random bad fan art>google>its a real collabWHATI enjoyed stellar blade, but what the fuck are these garbage choices like widow and freyamight get vendetta for tachy alone
>>585772793>have to smuggle my fleshlight to the shared bathroom to wash it after every use
>>585773084Hana as Lily and Tokki as Providence is good tho anon-kun
>>585772793Shion with a t-shirt is so cute. I love that drawing even though it's gross lol
>>585773469hana in erotic outfit might b cool, depends how much blizzard interferes
Amelie...>>>/gif/31343387
>>585775019I can't believe I share a board with people that eat up this slop.
>>585775019
>>585775019Haven't you heard anon? >>585722819It's woke to like widow now. The culture war says you're not allowed to like her anymore so please remove this slop immediately
>>585775019Anon, and I mean this in the nicest, most sincere way possible, fucking kill yourself.
you now remember the gunface rakattack incident
>>585672875Mei's ass poster is my fav schizo.
>>585776570you now remember the my balls your mouth incidident
>>585775019why make ai porn of a that already have loads of content. are people stupid?
>>585779589Certainly this isn't an isolated incident? Call me
>>585776570qrd?
>>585779862Took way too long to realize what I was looking at in this pic.
>>585722819Imagine going back 9-10 years and telling them that Widowmaker unironically would be getting called woke and ugly. Braindead gooners should be on their hands and knees kissing Widowmaker’s feet for what she and other Overwatch girls have provided for their kind.
-dark_skin -dark_skinned_male -interracial -futanari -anal ashe_(overwatch) povWhat am I missing?
>>585781818
If you get dove and die, it's most likely you're fault.This is high emerald/low diamond experiences.A dive character or two, or a whole comp, is pretty much given for this rank. Tracer, Hazard, Winston, Doom, Genji, Bap, Domina.I also observe my teammates running when they get dove. Where do they run? They run anywhere they can. They panic, get scared, and don't think. The run AWAY from their team.It's not a peel issue if your positioning isn't terrible. If your teammate is pushing forward or contesting the point, you run forward to them instead of to the sides or further behind.Just think. Why is Mercy so annoying? Cause she's a moth, and she can only fly TOWARD her teammates and forces you to confront them. Does that give any ideas?
>>585782885Very subtle.
gm ventures
Good morning to all Hogheads, Hogmaniacs, and Hogholics; also good morning to all others including Hog enjoyers, Hog haters, and those of you whom remain Hogneutral.
>>585775019holy shit that Samara one
>>585783490At least I'm not a rat
>>585783424gm
Tricking Juno into opening the puzzle box from Hellraiser.
Tricking Juno into eating a lot of beans so she starts farting uncontrollably
symbros how do i become this powerful?
>>585785931>The box. You opened it. We came.>Oh, moons...
Taking Juno to a date at Crystal Lake.
why won't these niggas who won't stop blabbering about finding immortality in the spawn room just take the bap's lamp
>>585786854>SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S GUNNA MAKE ME LIVE FOREVER, YEH?
>>585782885>A dive character>Domina
>>585738617
Diving into Domina's sweaty cleavage
Oi! Some tosser knicked me bike while I was out handling baddies. You wouldn't happen to know anything about this, Doctrine?
>>585787041
what are we hoping from the mid season sierra buffs?
>>585787296
>>585787223>hush now
what if you could play as bob and summon ashe
>>585788016
>>585788686
How is the season? Still didn't play the game.
>>585789117
eu /owg/ hours are grim
>>585789483ameritoid speaking
>>585789246
Help what tanks beat doom, this faggot is constantly fisting me whenever he's not banned
domina's ult should pass through barriers.
>>585789781what if it acted AS a barrier when you threw it outor had an aoe when it hit something
>>585789775Hazard is the better doom, you can just kill his team faster.
>>585789775Dba
>>585789731good nyight
Using a wishing willow to make Juno love me more than anything else in this world.
>>585790453good nyight cutie..
Illari
>>585790453>>585790618good nyight big j good nyight bo
>>585790768kek bodied those freaks
>>585790937do people ask chatgpt who their teammates should swap to?
>>585790618
>>585791038Just go Samson dude
How Vendetta looks at me when I refuse to swap off her despite losing and going negative most games.
samson is broken rn don't be a metafag
>>585787030a coordinated domina/bap dive team can be terrifying
>>585791352Post it uncensored you coward
>>585791352artist?
>>585789775Any of them really. Doom doesn't beat a single tank clean. He's more about trying to ignore you, kite you, and go after isolated people. Doom is countered by playstyle and adaptation. If you are really just eating shit non stop from him in a 1v1 I don't know what to tell you. Easiest tank into him is probably mauga. Don't feed his block unless you can kill him. Your ult deletes him from existence. He cannot in any way duel you unless you're the worst player in the world.
Just go Orisa
>>585793136the terrible truth
>>585790768>>585790794samefag schizo kys mercylovers won
How do I get Ram's Dokiwatch skin for free?
Hej hej
Is this good or bad
>>585794385Quite shit mate
>>585793904You don't.
enhanced doctrine shots are the same size as Pharah's rockets
>>585794226gm brigger
>>585794410Damn....
I hate to play against Sigma
>>585794385good luck climbing out without friends
>>585794410>>585795361Nvm I'm climbing quick af
>>585793894hi bose
>>585795692i wish you the best of luck
Why do they make it so that you unlock your first perk bareeeely after you get your ult...
>>585795818Thank u :)
>>585795692Its how they get you, a win streak and easy games to get you hooked. Then come the james bonds and tilting reins.
Reinchads never tilt
>>585796882Perks don't have passive charge. Ults do. There are slight differences between level 2 cost and ult cost as well.
it's situational but today i realized that with the mercy rez perk if you're in a dangerous situation you can throw away your rez cooldown to give yourself free overhealth with a well timed super jump
>won>lost ranked pointsExcuse me, what?
>>585791278
>>585798630tank diff
>>585798630visual bug that happens when you lost the last match but didn't view the animation and the points lost from the previous match were greater than the points earned from the new win
Do you guys play warmup games? E.g qp before comp
>>585799216I go to the practice range and emote with my duo while we wait for the comp queue. that's all the warm up you need
>>585799278Blizzard's strongest mercy
>>585799216You don't need that crap below champ
Fucking fatso
>>585800149i want to squeeze her
>tank says "we need main healer, can u go mercy" What do?
>>585800479I take the first rocket out of Planet Retard
>>585800479I say no then he starts getting all pissy and throws the match
>>585790937
>>585800479lucio wallride
>>585801032I actually was lucio when he said that kek
>>585790453>>585790618good nyight brownies
NUBANGADA
>>585801548kill yourself schizo thanks honey
>>585802483abo seething
>>585803013this shit sucks 2bh
>Mystery MadnessDo we like it?
>>585803204It’s fun when the rng doesn’t fuck you over and gives the other team a better comp that can steam roll you.
I want to be ashe's teenage sidekick/protege
hitting 30-40 sleeps on Ana feels so fucking pointless when your team does nothing with that and is afraid to push
>>585803204No. It's too random and not fun
>>585803204Maybe if they hadn't pick the most cancerous heroes. I'm shocked they didn't do something like throw cree or hog in there too.
>>585803204>not enough characters>too many filler powers>mei is 10000000000 times more annoying>doesn't have anything to do with halloweendespite all of this I still think it's kinda fun, I think stadium would've been much more popular if it were more like this instead of whatever clusterfuck they made
>>585802725is this loss?
i hope that environmental pin kill was worth it nigga
>>585806721>seething this hard about getting btfo and edging out a 1:1 tradelmao
why are they so fucking bad at model consistency holy shit.
>>585806915meant to post this
>>585802483uhoh! hormone flare-up!!
>>585806915>>585807053Mei is an ugly freak of nature they can't just admit is obese.
>>585806721>rare case of knifes pull being useful didnt they make it pull tanks further and then revert the change for some reason? its a worse hook so i dont know why they wont let it be strong
I can't play Juno...
>>585806721very stinky green team
>>585807492Lena..
I just realized that Fika is friendly to Juno so she lets her guard down and Fika can kidnap her.
>>585799216QP's so sweaty that comp is the warmup.
>>585808398That's a good surprise for year 2's lead-in cinematic. Bet they don't remove her interactions for 6 months this time though.
Taking Juno to the Pet Cematery
>>585807053this is going back ages but mei didn't used to be actually fat just kinda chubby but people raged when a skin showed this so they tried to make her look fatter but didn't change every model (understandably)>>585807294i tried her today and did ok i think, we won anyway
heh
>>585809384*sematary
>>585809563>1v4rookie numbers
Why are all my Shion games like 5-10 today?I'm doing fine on Ashe but I don't think that I was able to land any right click headshot today.
i don't really care about maps but sometimes i'll vote then look away closing something and then we load in and it's some bullshit because 1 person clicked random
>>585809460The idea of Mei being fat came entirely from brown people from the tropics not being able to process the idea of thick winter clothing.
I always counterpick the red team's map choices.
>>585810218I usually pick what my team wants the most.
Can we go back to Tracer being straight and the icon of Overwatch?
tricking juno into believing that all women are supposed to have penises and that she's defected due to mars radiation
>>585810773Tracer was never straight and nobody plays her except adderalled up chuds that don't buy skins.
>>585810773I never left that period.
>>585811240At least Tracer is fun to play unlike Juno.
>>585810773wishing I could recall back to 2016https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n3A_-HRFfc
Star Fox 64 energy
>>585812407she looks like rich from rlm
The sudden reality check when the lena gets dinged by a kunai
>>585810773nah, she's personified cringe and I'm glad her waifufags got punished by Blizzard turning her into dyke
>>585811549Thank god Sombra was made into a support. I was worried that I was going to have to become a Juno/ Wuyang player.
SUPPORT SYMM PLEASERETURN TO TRADITION
>>585809720isn't that a landslide? that's not possible
>>585814832It was for the first season or two
Why the fuck can Brig counter punch/pin with her bash AFTER ITS FUCKING FINISHED AND SHES STARTED REGULAR MOVING?
the sudden reality check when nobody laughs at the kiriko's jokes
Hey, it's Cringeriko.
the sudden reality check when nobody from the yokai invites the kiriko out to karaoke night
>>585815396because tank is not allowed to have anything nice
the sudden reality check when Fareeha breaks the kiriko's flimsy pencil ankles over and over on the court
Inviting Juno to a karaoke night (and raping her)
>>585815816based (not based)
>>585815816Well rape is the only way you're ever going to have sex with anyone, not surprising your fixated on it.
the sudden reality check when the kiriko learns even fox spirits are weak to 20G buckshot
>>585816021you dropped this king
>>585816247Seems you're proving him right, incel-kun
something something kek something something bodied that freak or whatever
Giving Juno a new spaceship as a christmas gift (it's called Event Horizon)
>>585816629https://vocaroo.com/11KdNxmxaKfx
>>585816472hope she sees this bro
Tricking Juno into being the solo b anchor on Dust 2.
>junkrat on my team goes 1 - 7 talking about he's drunk non stop in chat>complain about this>everyone dogpiles mebro this shit aint real
>>585817208Was it quick play?
Overwatch vs Talon vs Null Sector + Shion vs The MoonWho would win?
>>585817437Roadhog soloes.
>>585817437Null Sector destroys other 3 combined even without Shion
>>585817437Null Sector loses the second Overwatch music starts playing.
>>585817024The only gay couple I believe in
Bring back Junkrats anti heal trap
>>585818663Why did they remove it?
>>585819173Reddit hated it.
>>585819173Anti heal is only skillful when ana does it
>>585817437we don't care about this shit here
>>585819649Meant to post this in /lgbt/? i assume?
baptiste just flew over my house
>>585814567Kiriko is right there
>>585820975Baptiste on his way to dive some poor sod. Along with Domina, Illari, Hanzo, and Widowmaker, the ultimate dive comp. IYKYK
Domina and Illari should dive on my cock.
Bap is diving us and you are laughing
I'm almost free
played on my nephew's Switch today, how the FUCK do people aim on controls. i've never felt so disempowered playing a game in my life. then we played together and I became server admin stomping lvl 1s as baptiste, good times
>>585821236gross
>beg my team to not vote for junker town>they do anyways>get a sniper one trick who goes 3 - 7 on widowOH MY FUCKING GOD STOP VOTING FOR PAYLOAD IT HAS BEEN LIKE TEN MATCHES IN A ROW FUUUUUUCJK
>>585822439Yeah but what if he got an epic quintuple kill though
>>585822439>beg my teamlmao, I would vote against you too
SUCK MY COCK!!
is emerald hell real
>>585806915>>585807053slampig or not; still would marry and impregnate
>>585821364The higher you climb the more sombra gets banned.
>play junkertown>pick torb>hammer down the rein 5 timestorbgods stay winning
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_I_won't_hold_back_just_'cause_we're_friends.ogg
>>585823795Who is she saying this to?
>>585823907https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_(Japanese)_Something_wrong%2C_Mizuki.oggTo Mizuki, but they got removed. Now she sayshttps://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_Wish_it_didn't_have_to_be_like_this.ogg
Next comic Vendetta is going to have to flee to Argentina after her shitty plan completely failed
>>585823907Me
>>585824178She will be arrested but Domina bails her out and keeps her as her bodyguard.
>>585824358I don't think you get bail when you're actively trying to blow up all of europe
My ana and mei were both masters and everyone blamed me for the loss. They said I should have been diving the domina
>>585824448Domina has the money, the "bail" just has to be high enough.
>>585824525>doomdeserved, how about you play an actual tank instead
>>585824525Dying the most on Mei is hilarious. That's not just having a bad day that's bought account behavior. Especially right now where all you have to do is hold down m2 at all times and keep your crosshair roughly level and you get a headshot every 5-10 seconds.
3G016G
After I finish Cass and never play hitscan ever again who should I one trick to level 30? Venture?
Did they buff junkrat?
>>585826017He's been good for a while and the hitbox changes made projectiles insanely OP I don't have an issue with the hitscan nerf but them not adjusting projectiles too was definitely one of those alec dawson is a retarded alcoholic bitch moments.
>>585826017they buffed every projectile spamming moron hero
D.mon vs D.vahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQqHqaeM0xQ
>>585824175kiricunt is friendless confirmed
everytime i try to play for fun im reminded of why i decided to main mauga and make everyone miserable.
Don't even need to play the event
The cutest Juno Just For (You)
>>585667568>maining Shion and AsheLiterally me.
>>585827582>try to play any dive character>enemy tank goes hog and baby sits his team who can all do 10 million damage and healing next to each otherThis game would be so much better if they just deleted mauga hog ana and kiriko so we could actually play the game.>but mauga and hog are easy to counterI don't fucking care. I don't want to play their counters.
Who would win Juno or the sun
Literal 9/11 dps terrorist.
>>585830342Make some space? Swap to a shield tank?
>>585828786hog and mauga are both unkillable because of the way anti nade works on them. they could nerf it down to -50% healing recieved and then nerf their damage reduction, but they refuse to do it. even though theyve shown that they can with cyberspace
>>585830761Why would a doom do that when they can play the victim?
>>585830890Both dps could 0 - 20 and people would still blame the tank.
>>585830342>niggas will look you dead in the eye and tell you tank was the problem hereseriously i keep saying it because no one talks about it but why is there at least one DPS grossly underperforming in the lobby in every match?
I also got it, what happened?
>>585831110They seem to have rolled over any extra progress from previous weeks.
>>585831110meant for >>585827903
>>585827539https://overwatch.weirdgloop.org/images/Kiriko_-_I_just_wanted_to_hang_out.ogg
>one team is steamrolling >tank turbofeeds 1 time and tilts and starts playing mystery heroes
when is the cp collab happening again?
>>585831895
>>585831052Dude it's every fucking match. We were even spawn camping them for the entire first point of control then the enemy tank went zarya and this guy just had a fucking short circuit in his brain.
edging myself retarded to sombra for hours
>>585832016NOT how you want to search for cyberpunk porn
Juno has 23 legendaries that are just fomo (can't buy in hero gallery)
>>585833014I think there are heroes with less than 23 skins total
>>585833014imagine how much money they made, Juno is too powerful
>>585798653
we should thank Juno players for funding our game
>>585831203this happened to me every previous week because I'm a mystery madness maniac
damn I don't play this hero
the new map is so fucking bad its unreal
>>585834112everyone plays kiriko
map is bad because hmmm i lost a game??
>>585834112ive been trying to get a kiri skin from a lootbox for months and i havent gotten anyfuck you
>>585834258even back when people were saying she's legitimately op things just didn't click with me>>585834425sorry, I wish you a very merry visual kei soon
>>585834774>sorry, I wish you a very merry visual kei soonsorry for being rude, and thank you
Hazard is actually really fun to playWhy does everyone hate the guy?
>nothing new or interesting with this weekly refresh
>>585835359I mean just look at him
>>585835359annoying voice and looks weird, but yeah he is fun to play
>>585835359we love hazdaddy here thobeit
>>585835359he is really annoying to play against
>>585835516we're discussing hazard not shitiko
>>585836623applies to multiple of our beloved heroes then
>>585835516Aye, did I getye?
make the next op kiriko pls
>>585837043make kiriko op pls
>>585835359Ana mafia hates how he can meaningfully interact with her instead of getting bullshitted on across the map
gn kiriko
ng ikiro
>>585837575>>585838003Good night
>>585835359Orisa is also really fun to play.
ni kir(iko)
terrorist on my team picks ramattra on runasapi
>>585839138niggas be complaining about anything these days
>>5858392591) you will never be black2) kys3) pic rel
4) sorry i am cranky
>>585839409this doo checks winrates on every map
hana kiriko juno
>>585839409You filtered on master, that must mean you are in master yourself. Sugoi!
blackana bibico nigguno
>>585839906yeah im swag like thatfemale?
erm you are a lvl 200 juno main but you can't play juno on this map because at wednesday between 1-3pm on the northern hemisphere she has a 49.99% winrate in gold so please swap off
even the purest girls like juno masturbatethink about that
>>585840347Proof?
>>585838186Yeah I feel you brother. Ana is also really fun to play
Really getting tired of projectileslop
>some hitscan players lose their minds over the bullet size change>play a few games of hitscan>it feels more or less the same, the only difference is that I’ve gotten no “wait that was a headshot” moments
where new thread?
>>>/trash/86139813>>>/trash/86139813>>>/trash/86139813new thread
>>585842362Don’t they have a subreddit or something for disgusting trannies like you
>>585842630don't be mad
NEW BREAD>>585843027>>585843027>>585843027
>>585835359he is fun but when the enemy team has a lot of knockbacks it's annoying as fuck
