glow up editionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729Previous thread: >>584622312
So is anyone here getting the ultimate edition? Why or why not? I’m kind of on the fence.
>>585398498is it true the average american woman will look like this in 2050
>>585399001Not entirely true because the average woman will have bigger tits and asses by then.
>>585398498>removes cover site from opGeez what's the rush? I'm certain the entire OP will get deleted as even less people play GTAO, if ya trying to make me upset ya gotta work harder.>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Anyway I still gotta do the final update and the goodbye message, it's a shame neocities doesn't allow video so I can't add the animated cover and the little intro videos.
>>585400306>the final update and the goodbye messageGTA Online is shutting down?
>>585400306oops sorryi went to get the youtube link so it didn't just appear as text when i copy pasted it but i forgot to include both of them lol
>>585400380No, goodbye for the general. At least I'm under the impression that when GTA6 releases that this will turn into the GTA6 general and the like 4 people that still play online won't be posting anymore, because the entire site is centered on GTAO there would be no reason to keep it on the OP.I more than welcome to someone to keep the tradition going, no reason you can't make cover arts with GTA6 screenshots, there's even a tutorial on the site on how to make your own.
>>585401530I mean this is "GTA General" so any and all GTAs (and RDR) is welcome. So it will still be GTA General just more focused on 6 and Online 2.
>>585401530you should keep it in the op anyway
>>585401512All good, if anything it gives me reason to post old stuff.>>585401691I mean sure, but how often people post about GTA3? That's what GTAO will become.>>585402065Well *I* didn't remove and probably won't be here to add it back. The future is in your hands now. how dramatic, lol
>>585401530Oh I just realized, I can't add videos but I can add those stills in higher quality, I guess I'll make a new section then.
>>585398860already pre-orderd itreason: I cba with the nickel and diming in games so if I buy it I buy the full fat version
>>585398860I am because I want all the extra stuff. Told myself a long time ago that I was gonna pre order it and get whatever extra digital download stuff they have (got the special editions of both V and rdr2), so it just lined up that the extra stuff was in the ultimate. Also idk if they’re gonna have some special something added with online when it comes out available only to gta+ so the free month might be good. Also only $20 more and I have a job
>>585398860i ami've waited 13 years for this game so i want everything it's got
>get stuck in loading limbo>use crew trick to unstuck myself>returning to character select screenuhhh, what the fuck? I thought they removed this screen? Whenever I switch characters I get that ugly ass text version instead, this one is miles better.Am stuck with the text character select screen because I never got that 4 million bonus for starting a character in Enhanced?Also>remove text to make a joke>can't think of a jokeClassic.
>>585398860Kind of seems like a waste honestly. >>585400306>>585401530You do that. I haven’t been here long but I do get the feeling it’s going to be left behind too. End of an era so to speak.
>>585407354moar of left
I’ve been here so long And I’m gonna spend just as much time in Vice City
>>585408663Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.>>585408742I mean they're the same character (I cloned my main to record cutscenes I missed) but here ya go.
There is a boat you can only access during water races and I’m annoyed because I would have bought it even though boats are largely useless
So we're in the final stretch and I still have a mansion with an empty garage... Here's the deal, you post a picture of your character with a car you like and I'll make a copy of it.Y'all can be asshats and make me buy 20 vigilantes or 20 faggios, I don't care as long as its not a removed car, I'll buy it and I'll try my best to copy how yours look, I do have car blindness tho so I might miss a few details.
This game makes me damn depressed but I think I'm going to spend a little more time with it before it's truly, unironically over, even if I feel betrayed by it. I'm gonna miss /gtag/.
Bump.
>>585424578I deleted this slop game for space so don't have pics but it was a pink nightshark with a white camo livery or vice versa, I think it's the best all rounder vehicle>>585430214all you retards will be here when gtao2 drops
>>585424578Get a canis cringetigator.
>>585415889From hot to pig.Holy WALL'D
>>585447040Yes people who who don't glaze every decision rockstar makes will be here. Many in fact, and plenty more will come, because newslash, rockstars decisions are purely profit incentive and when a company with that as the modus operandi exists their products will reflect that and not necessarily for the better. You'd be making a mistake to compartmentalize me based on a single post implying dissatisfaction with the state of the game though. It's a habit I've noticed people have to place everything there's a conceivable pattern to as a monolith of people who all share the same character, as if they know anything about the people behind it. It's faggy behavior and I've been in this general long enough to see what THAT shit does. No I'm not part of whatever faggy mental category your narcissistic avatarfagging mind created, and no I have no desire to complain in this general further (I usually never do) but thanks for asking.
I regret playing as female character so much the customization is boring,feel like starting over again so I can can switch back to male but the grind to lvl 100 took awhile, not to mention the thousands in ability cards I'd have to grind out. I miss hair pomade
>>585457350>>585415889Nothing about GTA6 so far interests me, Rockstar themselves are as you've said are just a bunch of hollow suits now, even going back and sanitising elements of GTA5 (and 4? didn't one of the stand up routines get removed?)I'm more excited for gatcha Saints Row with vtubers than I am for fat assed brown woman and her numale pet, at least ANANTA looks like it aims to be fun
I won't be playing GTA VI. Not because I don't want to, but because I don't own a PS5 or Xbox SeX, Too broke to get one.
>>585461919Yeah. You can make it work if you get a bit creative but if you look up outfits people make in the game, most of the cool outfits you see are going to be males. I don't know if there's really a lot of variety for females.
I'm waying my odds, maybe begging r* support might do something
Weighing*
>>585464360kek, I keep forgetting a current gen xbox exists.
Hunting turtles.
https://youtu.be/6PrmoSlA0cYI really hope VI Online releases some time in December, there's no good reason for it not to happen.
My itali classic is STILL in perpetual shock at the kortz update.
>>585492282don't break the game
Got a guy who came after me on a mk2 with my buzzard. Absolutely pathetic. Underrated helicopter though, if you know how to use it.>>585492507Does the game break when you drive it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At3_vVEo-Qo
Nothing particularly good, but I thought I'd get some screenshots since I hopped on.
>>585495894Whoops meant to post this one lol. Doesn't matter that much but I got a little autistic about the way the images were collaged.
>>585452724kek>>585457350couldn’t have said it better myself…>>585474993you and everyone else
Since I'm moving from pc to console I'm thinking about getting a new TV. Maybe new audio. Are soundbars worth it?
>>585497245Not really.
>>585497245They'll be better than your tv's shitty satellite speakers, but nothing like a proper sound system
>>585497245>Are soundbars worth it?No lol.
>>585497245A soundbar will make it louder. If you want it to be "better", use a dedicated amp with full speakers.
>>585501986>>585503436>>585505334>>585514063Whelp. I'll just hook my computer speakers up to the tv. They're good.
how many of you will stick to 5 gtao after 6 launches?
>>585530464I'm NEVER going back to 5. Online OR Story, doesn't matter. I'm sick of Los Santos.
>>585530948After spending so much time in 5, I'm not sure I want to get wrapped up in 6 either. This is a chance to just walk away.
I’m kind of curious, does anyone here care enough about the game/story to avoid this place and other outlets when it releases?
>>585503436What’s a proper sound system look like?
>>585533653Certain images are not appropriate for a blue board.
>>585533507me
>>585533507I'm not going online at all from like the 17th until I beat the game. I want to get as fully invested and immersed in the story and characters as I possibly can without faggots spoiling everything.
>>585533507Considering all anyone on this site does, especially when it comes to GTA VI, is lie and make up bullshit it doesn't really matter. Everything can be easily ignored and by the time is comes out on PC most will have moved on from bitching about the story.
How are the RP servers for normal people with no streamer benefits etc.?
>>585533507Took the rest of the pto I had for the year to have a few days off so I can get through the story before spoilers start circulating
>>585545063An opportunity for streamer fans to play out their parasocial fandom by acting as NPCs for the streamers?
>>585545571>projectingNice reading comprehension, retard. Or maybe you're mentally handicapped?
>30fps
>>585533507To a degree, I know /v/ will be spamming retarded shit like Lucia yelling at Jason or if Jason has a rumored gay scene but with OP comment off I usually don't have context and that's enough. Gtag is very dead and I don't think that's changing so I'll be here occasionally
I’m pretty sure love isn’t the ONLY thing that never hesitates… and trust isn’t the ONLY thing with a price… like, get a job buddy boy…
>>585549287niggas will look you dead in the eye and say she's not attractive
>Union Depository in SP>Biggest bank on the west coast, need a crew of a dozen or so people to pull it, tons of equipment, perfect timing, everything has to be perfect>Union Depository in Online>need 1 guy and 2 annoying yappers to break in, no issue
>>585533507no, i probably wont even get the game till next year, and i'll have already forgotten the spoilers
>2027 is two months awayhow
>almost winterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBj0r7VaIZQ
gta6 will be amazing i'm sure but it'll be hard to top rdr2 in terms of sovlfactor for me. i'm from florida and i'm not sure if that'll add or take away from the sovl for me. vice city is so old and is a snapshot of a time i never lived, 6 on the other hand will be uncanny
>>585533507I'm not getting 6
No Halloween weather because you cucks complained
>>585576682arthur got that shit ON
>>585579170
so how many days yet?
>>585587712my esl brain cannot decipher what you're asking
ONLY LOVE NEVER HESITATES
>>585599553
>>585598485>>585555113
>>585533507Probably the week leading up I'll stop paying attention to anything. Except maybe Twitter since it has a pretty good keyword mute function. Not a big "story" guy, but the whole experience I'd like to keep fresh.
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>>585613103it's over
we got mrs dark viper au before gta6
>>585617228Good for him i guess. I'm keeping my celibacy.t. 33 yo khhv
>>585492484not going to get VI any soon but hope the Turismo Classic get some more love and fucking liveries
>>585415889Is pic on the right edited or am I just getting old? Looks photorealistic to me.
>>585620939YEP, me too lol. It's one of my complaints about that car, and also that you can't change the mirrors from secondary colors. My pink and blue build I wasn't sure of at first but I kind of like how it fit the outfit I was wearing. It looks good in red but if I wanted just a white stripe down the middle it'd have to have white mirrors which just looks odd to me.>>585424578Sorry I haven't suggested a car. I'll try to think of something, I just don't want to be generic if I'm going to lol.
>>585617228Brown sugar
>>585621362might be "enhanced" (processed by an ai filter)
>>585622943in my gas tank
>>585617228Eh, good for him. That whole pug situation kind of soured me on him a little, but I don't think he's that bad of a guy.
>>585617228>DarkViper got married>TGG visited Rockstar HQ>Joshimuz is getting a new house>English Ben probably did something great this year>everyone ITT is probably happier or did something great this yearWe're all winning today.
>>585628326>That whole pug situation kind of soured me on him a littleyoure mad at him his dog died??
>>585628385No, I was upset he got a pug in the first place. Those dogs live horrible lives since they literally can't breathe and buying one just gives those breeders more reason to poorly breed more pugs. Sure, whatever surgery he had planned helps, but it still won't be able to live a normal life like other dogs.
>>585630995i get it but it exists regardless
>>585631180They exist because people keep buying them, that's the issue. If people just stopped buying them, those idiot breeders would stop breeding them. He also didn't HAVE to get it just because it existed.
>>585631565they cute tho
>>585631565>>585630995>>585628326I mean you’re not wrong, but just wait until you find out about slamming…
>>585631640No, yeah I agree. I think they're really cute. I'm just not willing to contribute to the continued suffering of those dogs just because I think they're cute. When a dog's eyeballs can come out of their heads just by sneezing, you know there's an issue.
>>585631892T O A D L I N E
Sorry, I didn't mean to get on a soapbox or anything. I just really like dogs and seeing them suffer makes me feel bad. Didn't mean to derail the thread or anything.
>doomsday heist>guy keeps killing people in front of him with explosive>fail screen>mfwkek
>>585632539unless you own a rescue shelter you get no soap box
>>585636726This is such a stupid line of thinking, dude. I can have beliefs and have certain morals without trying to fix the issue single-handedly.
>>585424578Ok. Proposing pimped out Lincolns. Whichever you like.
>>585632539not much going on its fine
>>585621810yeah, one of the reasons i kept mine monochrome too.Meanwhile the one car which would have benefitted from a secondary stripe -banshee gts-, has none. Such is life>>585632925KeK. I can't forget my character expression after yet another failure during the deliver emp setup. That one kind of resigned eyeroll captured the mood of the moment PERFECTLY
I made a free crime sandbox game with online multiplayer and an online turf war system and tons of shit you can dohttps://progchad.itch.io/pixurbiahttps://gx.games/games/r5r8eb/pixurbia-2d-crime-sandbox/2D top down open world, pretty much every building is enterable, there's easter eggs and rare stuff and multiple major cities. I'm adding a Las Vegas gambling-focused city in the next update soon, city is like 40% done.
I really hope we get regular poker in VI. At the very least Texas hold em like in red dead or video poker like in San Andreas. I hate the 3 card poker
>prison break-plane>get pilot>cruise to airport>line up fot the straght in>get sink rated and take of a wing>qtd out of shame
>random join heist>black and red insurgent againdead game
>>585415889IRELANDRELAND
>>585669952the land of ire
We're so cooked.
>>585679994If you care about this TMZ level gossip, yeah you are
>>585680275It's more trannies ate starting to enjoy GTA. It's never been more over.
let’s see who gobbles up this bait this time
just picked up the game on steam sale. GTA online seems fun from what I've seen on YT. Should I invest some time into Online or is it a sinking ship that's gonna get the axe the moment GTA 6 releases? I've heard GTA 4 Online (?) got a similar treatment. And no, I won't buy GTA 6. My thinkpad can only handle 5.
>>585680945Best advice I can give about online is:Grinding is not what the game is aboutDon't be a paypig, but you need to find that thing that is fun to you and work your grinding towards it
sisters should I bought gta 6 if I only have seriesS?
>>585498541I tried recording a few clips of me flying the Titan 250D but the plane is so damn huge that you can't take good photos of it because you can't get far enough away without hitting the camera limit. Fun fact, you can see the Titan in the very last picture of the last thread, glad no one posted anything weird after.>>585533507It's not really about the story but about the moments that are only cool when you see it for the first time, like the UFO easter egg from RDR2, that was cool to find by myself, would be way lamer to just watch a low quality webm of it, same with the ghost train.>Arthur diesYeah and it's telegraphed by like 12 hours of gameplay before it happens, this kind of spoiler doesn't bother me.I played GTA 5 on PC and the only thing I got spoiled was the torture missions which was talked non stop for a long time, it build up in my mind this pivotal moment in the story and how gritty and violent it was... then when I actually played it was a silly ass comedy mission, literally the funniest moment in the game and people completely misinterpreted it and misled me. It goes to show that even spoilers can be factually correct and completely fucking wrong at the same time, turns out facts very much care about your feelings.>>585557908>rockstar is a jaw enjoyer>everyone will be forced to play a latina version of my characterI am inevitable.>>585600475>great mauling animation ends>immediately does derpy movementI love this about RDR2.>>585617228>white boy married a latinaDude is already speedrunning gta 6.>>585680945GTA5 Online is going nowhere, they recently released a mission creator, its there so Rockstar can stop doing DLCs and just let the people do their own missions.
Last thread(Maybe 2 threads back?) someone said I needed tattoos for my tryhard outfit and you're right but I guess I'm just not a fan of the whole thing, doesn't fit my character, doesn't fit my playstyle, I tried joining deathmatches no one joins, I went on public lobbies and no one tried to fight me... The idea was to post my Tryhard character getting her ass handed to her, the only match I found I won while only dying once and on public lobbies people instead of fighting me would send me friend invites and just emote next to me... Disappointed all around this Halloween.I did record a few clips and I'll try to get some cool shots but I had more fun when I made my character a Vagos Catrina girl.Thanks for the car suggestions btw, you'll get your (you)s when I buy them later today. (This pic is from friday I just didn't wanna spam the thread)
>>585398498why does she look like the veilguard trans dragon?
>>585617228Is that the Southern Cross? if so he better have killed the photographer for not framing the whole thing in the picture.
>>585680326they're less than 1% of the population. i don't care what trannies do. i've never even seen one in real life where i'm from
We need less trannies, more tomboys and femboys
>>585696138fewer
>>585696138>femboys
>>585696138>>585696270yeah yeah yeah that's interesting and all but so far the chosen ones are missing and no one is talking about it. Sure, to put down their drones is a nice activity when you're bored but cutting off the beast’s head is more satisfying
>be me, lvl 40, 2 weeks of experience >some dude invites lobby for clukin bell>Join because I've done it twice>immediately botch it because he went in stealth instead of guns blazing like me>die once>mini SMG and micro SMG run out of ammo so I have to pistol the choppers in the final chase>somehow drop loot and not notice>dude has to drive us both again to the clukin bell factory to fetch my loot>"Dw man, it was fun :)"Mayerk if you're reading this, I'm terribly sorry. Did I just turn the one kind GTAO player into another salty vet who hates on newbies? How tf do you drop clukin bell loot anyway?
>>585699329what are you on about schizoit's "fewer" not less
>>585699329retard
>>585699383daym that's embarrassingjust delete your account and never touch any online games, you are such a failure
>>585680326source?
>>585699383>salty vet who hates on newbies?I like new players when they make effort. its the ones who expect you to do everything that are annoying
>>585701473My fat fucking ass
GTA 6 at 30 fpsin the year of our lord 2026this is all console tards could muster
>Review embargo is November 18thDamn
>>585712474That's a little sus
>>585713049not at all, same as red dead
Need some advice from the GTAO vets.Which vehicle should I aim for? I've seen a lot of mk2 hating, deluxo glazing and whatever happens with the toredor. I mostly want to do some fun stuff (griefing the griefers + some missions to blow up some npcs with missiles)I don't have an agency. Only got the kosatka + sparrow and the acid lab. what do?
>>585690386>I tried recording a few clips of me flying the Titan 250D but the plane is so damn huge that you can't take good photos of it because you can't get far enough away without hitting the camera limit. Fun fact, you can see the Titan in the very last picture of the last thread, glad no one posted anything weird after.Yep. It's a similar problem with the alkonost because it's even larger lol. I remember modanon mentioning the "No Rockstar Editor Restrictions" mod that increases camera distance. I haven't gotten to the mod stuff myself just because I've been pre-occupied by other things but I still want to try all of that (and then be able to take more banger screenshots, my favorite thing to do in gtao).
>>585715280toreador is what fits your needs
>>585692112Coincidence? Idk>>585696138Tomboys yes the rest no>>585699329Good point
>>585699623>pic rel>>585700190this is very antisemitic of you
I don't like ANY color in my weapon wheel
Reviewers have GTA 6 the game is officially complete
>>585715280The toreador is the way to go. A great counter to mk2s and generally quite fun. You won't be able to use the toreador, mk2, or deluxo as a personal vehicle though, in anything but freemode missions. The vigilante is the only one that shoots missiles that can be used for that. Wasn't always the case, the toreador used to be allowed but that changed that pretty quickly (no fun allowed). It's also armored so you can take a few homing missiles before it croaks, unlike the other cars with those types of missiles which all have no armor against explosives. It's fun to traverse the map with as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxWi1vyzDiYI like the scramjet a lot. Same (or at least similar) hyper accurate lock on missiles, plus a jump and a boost, so you can do some pretty cool tricks with it. It's kind of a memehicle though and takes practice to get the most out of it and like I said, doesn't have armor, so one missile is death, but you have a lot of mobility, and you can do boost drifts really well with it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99DUyOYPR70The MK2 is useful but you can get similar utility out of the sparrow, so I personally wouldn't worry about it, it's just more nimble, as you'd expect. Sometimes the speed you can get things done with one or the other balances out because the sparrow is faster but you also have to slow down to land and get out, which is practically an immediate process with the MK2. At this point I think the MK2 is just a dead meme and something to throw stones at.The buzzard is still really good and one of my favorite helis. Not very armored but you can get a lot out of it if you know what you are doing because the miniguns are really good and it handles nicely (would use a controller if you want kills with the miniguns, gives you more authority over it's movement) and you can spawn it as a personal, pagasus, and CEO vehicle, giving it a similar utility to the sparrow.
>>585721885-Anyways, is the game falling apart? I don't remember graphical errors like that last time I played. The last time I saw stuff like that often was on xbox one late game.
>>585715452Since I mentioned it.
Only trust has a price to pay
>>585735864>>585555113
>>585736264I think about it now and thenIt's not matter of if but when
>>585715452I never touched modding cause I'm sure I'd do some cringe shit, you can make the argument that I already do but hey, I have my line and I ain't crossing it.>>585721808pic related>>585715280Toreador is the best counter for the mk2.>no unique icon>boost>can tank 3 rockets>own rockets have better tracking than mk2You could also get an MOC, that thing can tank SEVENTY rockets, just don't try to throw stickies because if the sticky in your hand explodes so does the MOC.>>585722036Kinda, the last few updates all added some map weirdness, parts of the city unload and reload. Very obvious GTA Online is on like team C at this point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7sKZtXnrsgI'm glad the 3D era games are getting so many new dlc-sized mods and decently made content & machinimas.
23 days bros
Alright need more cars, preferably from different people.>>585715452I guess that pink is a crew color? This is the closest I could get, the purple roof doesn't work so I just went full pink.I also wasted 400k on a custom primo because I thought that was the name of the car>>585495894I also took the liberty to copy the Tropos, looks ways too good to pass up.>>585450370Got from the career track, it was sitting there not claimed anyway.>>585447040Love the Nightshark.
>oh hey Tropos got a nice plate, let me drive it around for a second>turn on the headlightsROCKSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!
>>585753167>I guess that pink is a crew color?Yep. Can't remember what the hex code was. I wasn't quite sure of it at first but I kinda like how it came out. The warmer pink on yours looks more befitting of a pimpmobile I must say, I kind of barbiemaxxed and pimpmaxxed at the same time.>I also wasted 400k on a custom primo because I thought that was the name of the carR.I.P.I personally had to recheck the names of the cars online because I got virgo and chino mixxed up. Virgo chino primo... potato potato if you know what I mean.>I also took the liberty to copy the Tropos, looks ways too good to pass up.Based tropos enjoyer, my favorite non-Sultan rally car in the game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZDW2reFsOI
>>585753167we prb jeep nao
>>585753683lol, has it always been that way or is it some fuck up that happened when they made the enhanced version of gtav? They fucked up all kinds of little shit. Some other fuck up I can recall was with benny's vehicles that had shifter options. You can't change them anymore.
we got>god of war 3 on pc>bloodborne on pc>forza horizon 1 and 2 on pc>driveclub on pc>the nathan drake collection on pc>condemned 2: Bloodshot on pc>blue dragon on pc>lost odyssey on pc>saints row 1 and 2 on pc (but it works)and many, many more before gta 6
>>585398498>went from ugly to slightly less uglywow
When do we think Online 2 is coming out?
>>585774220that article is from 2008
>>585774723good times
>>585762979It probably broke with the new customizations, last time I messed around with my Tropos there was only 2 liveries or none, now there's a bunch.
Been out for a while, it's nice to return to another W
>>585774220How far we’ve fallen… take me back…
>>585774220I'm not sure what this is meant to prove
>>585782831it proves that love never hesitates
>>585782831it proves they've gone woke
like 10
>>585783440Just say you hate women and go back to Asmongolds stream
>>585782831It means that gaming has been and always will be a predominantly male hobby.
>>585753683>like the Tropos but don't remember that livery>do some researches>it received additional livery options with the Agent of Sabotage updateoh, nic... hyperbeast cybrepugs trash, at least the tricolon livery looks good enough ¯\_(´ー｀)_/¯>installying Rally Fogs option, the fog lights will be located behind the vehicle, this issue was introduced with Agent of Sabotage updategud jaab RockSaaaar
>>585782831that if your Marketing dpt. is excellent, you could literally sell excrement for its weight in gold.>Ferrari will never build SUVs>you can buy Tesla's one trick pony stunt cart>Palantir cares about people's safey>I'll cut taxes for everyone if i'm elected>>585783440*it proves that they chase moneyftfy :)
>>585557908i knew a girl from whatever country she's from that looks similar to her, they all look and talk like men>t. fellow jaw enjoyer
>>585807308>jaw enjoyeri don't get what the weebs mean when they say females must not have jaws, otherwise it's a male. Have they ever seen real human females? They're quite different from the gook cartoons characters they idolize so much
>>585808295>Have they ever seen real human females?No, they are scared of women
>>585808295>>585808547pronounced jaws which means a jaw that stands out as the defining feature
Since VI's set in florida, will the radio feature Splack Pack? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyQ9SErLi1M
You think we'll be able to make Lucia wear a one-piece under her clothes?>>585805193>this issue was introduced with Agent of Sabotage updateStill not fixed, meanwhile don't you dare wear 2 masks to make that outfit you like!
What will Flo-Rida be called?
>>585809749you’re talking to a closeted homosexual he knows this
>>585809749Such as?
>>585813501Be careful please you’re going to give the queer an aneurysm with that pic
>>585816963tranime is as queer as it gets
>>585808295>little hook holding it shutDamn girl, open your mind a bit.
Perfect for you in other words
The game is 210gb, half of that is for online btw
Leaked screenshot thumbnails
>>585824506No online will add another 100gb minimum
>>585814548Leon Ida
>>585827309No VI online this gen
>>585825797enhance
>>585557908>>585807308I love BITCHES with STRONG JAWS
She's right you know.
>>585836662Forgot pic
>>585835905Same.
>>585836869bing bing wahoo
>>585837148She strikes me as a wine aunt who only does anal.
>>585837419disgusting
>>585837419>cool aunt who flirts with you then sneaks into your room to teach you how to kissI might or might not be saying this from personal experience
>they all look and talk like menExplains why you’re fond of them
>Lucia will hop onto a electric scooter if you pick one upI hope she can ride on the back of motorcycles
i keep getting harassed by script kiddies every time i play this game
>>585845046do people really use electric scooters in Miami?
>>585850819Yeah, they go pretty fast and are fun. They can be expensive though (20/hour)
>>585850819theyre everywhere in florida
how cum i never hear anyone use the voice chat in gta v online? the people in the tiktoks my coworker would always watch always used voice chat to pretend to be a cop or something
>>585690386>record clip in front of a job corona for the light>light doesn't appear on the editorIt makes sense and I probably fell for this before already...I'm terrible at being a tryhard, I can't make my character look threatening at all, only reason I got this tryhard cosplay in my head is cause I saw a lady on twitter dressed like one IRL, maybe I should have tried copying her outfit instead of doing this GTA version of it.>>585760605Ah yes, GasMaskAnon, a pillar of the genral... definitely not blondie trying to make me buy a third car... I keed, I keed.I guess that's gonna be my first Anime car, huh? Not gonna play the game today so ya gonna have to wait a bit more.>>585857542Isn't voice chat disabled by default?
I'm too used to make my character smile, I have no idea how to make them look evil or whatever.
I like lining up the fingers with the eye but there's an ugly yellow sign behind her so I had to make this one monochromatic.
This game really needed a "hold this L" emote... also an ahegao emote, but that's unrelated.
dark viper stayed in the hotel that f1 always shows
Who else enjoying their review copy?
>>585715632>>585721885>>585743684I did it anons. Messed around for couple hours in an invite only session and man is this thing fun. I really need to learn how to control the thing mid air though. What do PC players use to tilt the car forward and back? reaching all the way to shift or control whist spamming A and D seems a little hard. Any suggestions?
>>585857542A few reasons. They disabled it by default after an update (I think with enhanced). They introduced AI voice moderation to in game voice chat (flagged me multiple times for unclear reasons when I used it and is faulty).TOS scares people off because people don't want to get banned for banter so modern gaming is much more dead in that respect as a whole, so people just go to things like discord.The videos you saw probably were also RP servers though. The clips that go around online usually are FiveM, which isn't gtao but modded gta5.>>585863398>definitely not blondie trying to make me buy a third car...lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-BaLW2lTfYFunny enough the rockstar website had the little picture of my character stuck with that gas mask outfit for a while, it was like that after kortz and appears to have only been fixed in the last 2 days. >>585863691To truly embody Bury Ebil you need to play like a ruder. >>585871076I think most use shift and ctrl. It took me getting used to when I first used it. I also didn't know how to rotate as opposed to roll but iirc it's just pressing a and d while also pressing space. But if you want the real answer.... I just use a controller for air vehicles and racing
>>585871076whaddya mean "reaching all the way" ? You press ctrl with the palm of your hand and shift with your pinky, you don't need to move your hand at all.>>585871542>I just use a controller for air vehicles and racingyeah, not a fan of gamepads but if you wanna do silly stunts you need one, in GTA if you hold a direction at full force you move slower than holding it at half force, keyboard has no analog so you kinda have no other option.>lmaoYou little rascal, you thought you were so clever huh?>To truly embody Bury Ebil you need to play like a ruder. I tried, no one wanted to fight me, ended up making new friends and dancing at the nightclub and stripclub.
>>585398498>>585398498>>585398498Why is nobody on twitter praising this game for being the straightest game in history I thought twitter was full of chuds now
>>585874130>You press ctrl with the palm of your hand and shift with your pinkyI play on a thinkpad anon. the keys are thin and so close together
>>585874130I've tried to use mouse to see if I could get a similar analog precision with helicopters but it's quite bouncy. >You little rascal, you thought you were so clever huh?Maybe......>I tried, no one wanted to fight me, ended up making new friends and dancing at the nightclub and stripclub.Many such cases.
>>585874264You can play as a woman without being forced to be a housewife so it's too progressive.
I should try to retake this without the particle affects. I thought the shot reminded me of Undead Nightmares promotional screenshots.
>>585875580Oh, I guess you could move to easier to reach keys then.I changed the previous and next weapons to 2 and 3 so its easier to find a weapon while driving.
>>585877004I really don't get why they bothered to map A and D to both Steer and Roll but didn't give W and S the same treatment. A and D to steer and rollW and S to accel, decel and Pitch forward/back Alas, we can't have good things can we now?
>>585405045>only to gta+ so the free month might be goodYou can only use it until march 2027 anon. You should have just used it in GTAO, grabbed 2 months worth of cars then can play other R* games.I did. Was playing LA noire but run out of time on it.
god damn pinkertons
I went screenshot crazy again.
i love outlaw drip
>>585885807these games are great for screenshots. last time i played gtao that's all i did and now im replaying rdr2 for the first time since it came out and i can't stop doing it in this game. i played on >xbox the first time so it's even harder to actually play the game this time around on pc. gta6 is gonna need its own drive just for screenies kek
>>585888083Yep! RDR2 is what introduced me to screenshautism. It naturally lent itself to me spending hours in camera mode because of how beautiful that game looks.
gtao characters are so fucking ugly im glad we won't have to see them anymore once the sequel is out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQJ3DjQVrdg
>>585895548
did we ever figure out if this was lucia or not?
I'm genuinely worried about gtao2, what if it comes out as a seperate that is free/cheaper and I waste money on story mode
>>585899134
>>585900182Is $80 an actual life-or-death amount for some people? The story’s like 80 hours long it’s not a waste
>>585900778
>>585901880Not life or death just the difference between money saved or money wasted, I haven't spent more than 20 bucks on a single game in years. 80hrs is terrible value compared to the hours I'll get from gtao2
>>585885807>Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no.merry xmas honey :3
>>585415889Timmies will look at the right and sat "I can't handle that"
>>585774220didn't research very hard. I can find police reports of female mass shooters and robbers with a quick internet search.
>>585850819have you not gone outside in the last decade? any metropolitan area has those rental scooters and bikes in any touristy areas. you swipe your card and you can ride it around for an hour. then you drop it back off at a different station.
I hope we can skate, I wouldn't mine the mk3 being a hoverboard with missiles
>>585885639I keep forgetting I want to record my character doing a drunk stumble, I think they look pretty darn cute.>>585885807Is that the moon? Very nice shot.>>585893420Adorable.>>585897901I think it is, but she needs to be wearing that red one piece in the back.>>585922716Personally I want rollerblading.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/p7UWSAnok0Qyou know, kinda insane gta never had skating
I heard somewhere that skating was planned but it didn't meet Rockstar standards
>>585925718>doing a drunk stumbleI used the freakout emote. There are a lot of poses you can find in it. Just be aware though, that you might break your characters thumbs....>Is that the moon?Yep, a screenshotters best companion. I got another shot of it that I liked but the characters weren't really in a position to make it photogenic. Sadly, rockstar stole the moon in another recording I took purely for it lol.
Thumbs very much related.
Moonshot that didn't work out. That atmosphere of these reminds me of another game but I can't place it.
>>585899134>>585900778I could never play GTA or RDR in 1st person, doesnt feel or look right and the first person is like a tacked on thing.Not trying to be a spoil sport but i wish the never had it in the game Or at least we could remove the option so its not in my game.
>>585930854*the atmosphere
>>585927008Rockstar doesn't like fun, that's why BMX was nerfed
fug da police
>>585927008to do it right would require an entire new game mechanic system, and it would never be as good as Tony Hawk or Skate so they figured it wasn't worth the effort. Bully had skateboarding and it wasn't any fun because all you can do is ride around and ollie. might as well ride a bike.
>>585932772
As much as I love a nice car, I hope we can still get shitboxes with mismatched doors or donuts.
mmm boah
>>585526928You can find some good home theaters for dirt cheap on garage sales and pawn shops, people are throwing them up to jump into the soundbar hype.
Swimming on the beach sucks ass
>>585937742>>585942075rdr3 is so based gta6 will be a flop by comparison.
>>585715280As some Anons already told you, the Toreador is the offensive vehicle meta.I also suggest you to add a sleeper car with Imani tech from the agency's workshop (40% off until tomorrow). It's a bit expensive but those cars are great to lure griefers and blow them up with stickies, and to goof around in packed lobbies: I recommend you the Omnis e-GT, the Paragon S, or the Terminus if you're an off-road type of guy.
>>585948285it will certainly be difficult to pack this much sovl into another game
>>585930461>freakout emoteI like the smile at the end of that emote, it's pretty dorky.>Sadly, rockstar stole the moon in another recording I took purely for it lol.Yeah they have a habit of doing that, the Moon thieving bastards.>>585930663>[ TOM YELP ]>>585937742>>585942075>>585941572UNF...RDO would be a better game if there was no guns and all you could do is punch other players. I say this with no ulterior motive.
so many cool vehicles on discount this weeki want some warm and flat dr peppuh now
>It's November 18th>Game unlocks at 8am EST for Xbros>We get to cruise around Vice City all day posting footage of the definitive Series X version >Meanwhile snoys are biting their nails looking at the clock as each minute passes growing increasingly agitated>This continues until midnightPlays first on Series X baby
>>585957314My Xbox 360 ruined my copy of GTA 4 Complete Edition and I never bought another Microsoft product after that
xbox is ded
Very strange unprompted xcuck fantasy post >>585964182You and most sane people
What's coming tomorrow in #GTAOnlineRewards:• Log in this week to receive the Brown Vintage Skull Mask and the Halloween Chute Bag• Log in to be rewarded with the Día de Muertos Tee, Maritime Calaca Mask, and Royal Calaca Mask• Complete all Weekly Challenges through November 4 to be rewarded $2,000,000 (within 72 hours of completion)Bonuses:3x GTA$ & RP:• Halloween Featured Series: Slasher, Ramius – Slasher• Halloween Survivals: Ludendorff Cemetery Survival, Cayo Perico Survival, Alien Survivals (6X for GTA+ Members)• San Andreas Super Sport Series: Hotring Races, Random Transform Races• Community Race Series2x GTA$ & RP:• Bail Office Standard and Most Wanted Targets• Dispatch Work• UFO Business Battles• Jack O’ Lanterns• Ghosts ExposedThe Kortz Center Heist Primary Target:• I, Fruit• Until Death• Gone To SeedSalvage Yard Robbery Targets:• The Duggan Robbery: Albany Fränken Stange (Mid)• The Podium Robbery: Karin Boor (Standard)• The Gangbanger Robbery: Lampadati Cinquemila (Top)Weekly Challenge:• Complete 10 waves in a Survival without dying to get the Slasher Clown Outfit and $250,000Premium Race:• Wiwang ParkHSW Time Trial:• East Vinewood to Vespucci BeachTime Trial:• Route 68FIB Priority File:• The Project Breakaway FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• LCC Sanctus• Albany Fränken Stange• Albany Brigham• Declasse Tornado Rat Rod• Albany LurcherLuxury Autos:• Dewbauchee Rapid GT X• Übermacht Sentinel XS4Lucky Wheel:• Progen GP1Prize Ride:• Finish Top 5 in the LS Car Meet Series for 2 consecutive days to claim the Karin PrevionPremium Test Ride:• Maibatsu MonstroCitiTest Rides:• Ocelot Locust• Dewbauchee Seven-70• Declasse Vamos
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>>585964889>>585965014ehbland week
>>585969610Rockstar's first person view for combat is so trashy. I understand that with V it was never intended and was a later addition but even in RDR2 it feels like absolute shit. Like actually turning a head and both arms instead of a typical system. I hope they put some work into the model rigging or whatever the hell for VI. If Infinity Ward can do it, Rockstar can do it. Even in RDR2 it feels like a crappy mod. Looks like shit. Feels like shit. Plays like shit.
>>585969610meant for >>585899134
>>585972917first person removes a lot of the 3rd person immersive jank
https://x.com/gtasix_/status/2115417039267676244/video/1unironically the heavy justice presence made this worth the full price
I'm no gun nut but I love me some MP5.
>>585825797>>585829067https://rockstarintel.com/12-new-gta-6-screenshots-released-2/Edge article wants an account to read, I don't care enough to make one.
>>585976281It only counts if there is a slap bolt animation.
Real game footage was on South Park you can throw dogshit at peoplehttps://x.com/iJermaine360/status/2115632098145161446?s=20
>>585974289Nobody knows who Justice is. Nobody. You and the few retards do. Is he as good as Tangerine Dream? Absolutely not. Stop spamming the frog and trying to convince people that this is some well known artist. He's not. NOBODY KNOWS WHO THAT IS.
>>585991232i get youre 12 but the fact is theres people older than you that like art
>>585991324Every time. Every single fucking time. It's always an age response. Nobody knows who that is. NOBODY. Quit advertising for some nobodies that already took the paycheck. It's one fucking track, retard.
>>585976281it's my favorite weapon in a survival game called SCUM because you get tons of ammo and always find extras in PD stations plus its cool
>>585991517https://youtu.be/VKzWLUQizz8its fineyou weren't there kidjust chill out
>>585991641for me its newjeans - ETA
>>585991641WOW 13 years ago. How could I have missed this? Unless nobody else ever cared enough to share it to anyone or it was some shitty SHIT from /mu/. Pretend to care more. Pretend to be more knowledgeable. It will get you nowhere. Nobody, and I mean it, nobody knows who the fuck that artist is.
>>585991949>WOW 13 years agoall i ask is that when you eventually get to 14 you come back and say yur realise that feels like maybe 3 days
>>585992096We get it, you're 25 years old. Nobody knows who that artist is. Sure, now they know. Nobody knew. Nobody care. Keep going though, Surely 'Justice' is the creator of the OST for GTA VI. You're not defending nobody over a single track, are you? See anyone sucking Kenny Loggins' dick? Keep going.
>>585992332youre so mad my dudeyou reheated stale weeks old beef to try and shit on the entire wider edm community for enjoying a group so popular they were featured in the opening sequence of one of the best selling racing franchises of all times opening sequence of an expansion all can say is expire naturally in an expedited fashion
>>585992659You can't even define the genre of 'Justice' correctly. At least you were willing to admit it's a niche genre. So good for you guys, I'm glad for you all. This isn't /v/ though. Try to contain your excitement and shitposting. It's a slow site all around now but this is the general for the game. We've all seen it all. We don't need a reminder of the game.
So excited for this game
>>585993317aww did the ai feed you some definitions?you like edm you respect justicego back to arguing wokeness with the other guy you attentionslutyoure not cut out for thisyou want to do it but youre a retarded teen that doesnt realise that were completely unbothered by your anticsi reply to you for fun and bumps and now that thats run its course im going to bedyou moved from /v/ and didnt understand /vg/ is a very different placehttps://youtu.be/tCnBrrnOefsdo you think youre going to upset people in the 13 year old designed in a lab ragebait game general?
>>585994050It doesn't mater what you say. Nobody knows or knew who 'Justice' is. I'm sure you'll get more attention in some years with nostalgia threads.
>>585994050Will Smith's faggot son 'Justice' is more popular than that band. Why are you defending shit that nobody knows about?
https://youtu.be/1SEgoi7kjw8
>>585996103is it claimable?
>>585996783None of them, no
>>585996984fek
>>585991148>>585995003cute beach outfit
>>585995003How the fuck didn't Team America end those unfunny retard's careers?
>>585996783cant you buy these atm?I have one from the very 1st halloween event.
I hope we can go indoors outside of missions. Lack of indoor environments bugs me a bit in open world games.
>>586012839I think we will be able to, from what I’ve heard there’s a lot of enterable buildings
each store will probably be for one brand of clothing/car, sounds like a hassle
Holy fuck. GTA5 was so long ago I remember getting the physical copy from a store
>>586021013where is this supposed to be? there's no hills like that in floridaare we going to go to north at some point in the game
>>586023278Hope County
Wakey wakey
>>586023278it's based on a town in georgia
>>586020834Quite literally the last physical game I physically bought.Went to get one day one even after preorder and there was a massive queue.i was oblivious to how big GTA was.Last GTA game I bought on release was SA and I just went in and grabbed one.felt like a dick with all those people and i said never again and went either digital or online purchase only.
>>585995003>lets emulate duke nukem forever, that's a good ideaOk whoever was in charge of this better get fired.
21 more days
>>586039412soon lad soon
>>586000796>>586036204let's not pretend like gta humor isn't the exact same shit as south park's. i remember explicitly thinking multiple times in gta5 "wow this could've been written by matt and trey", for better or worse
Pusher goes hard as fuck, i can't wait until i get to rob banks and run from cops to it.
Only love never medicatesEven this song has the amen break
>>586041541it makes sense. dan, matt and trey went from being normal 20-somethings with real, uninsulated lives with the same problems as the rest of us to draw inspiration from to 50 year old millionaires who have to do research to understand what the average person experiences on a day to day basis. they're doomed to write shitty satire now.that's why Dan was bitching about how hard it is to write satire when GTA5 came out (matt and trey have both made this same complaint ironically), of course it's exhausting when you have to do research on how regular people behave every time you want to write a line of dialogue
>>585995003wait, is this real? you can throw poops? jeet bros, we are getting some acknowledgment
>>585999078Higher res
>>586057981neat
>GTA 6 new info: seasonsOh like the 4 seasons of the year? We're gonna have snow and hurricanes and shitty summers in the game?
bump !
>>586066801I wish the world still had 4 seasons... by Vivaldi.
>request personal vehicle>ofc it takes between 3 to 5 seconds to spawn>die>vehicle doesn't spawn during my death>try to get it again>next delivery available in 2 minutesAmazing video game, Rockstar.
>>585857542You missed out on the glory days (2015 - 2018~) where everyone was chatty all the time. Now people barely talk to each other on most games period. Good times.
>>585874264You thought wrong it’s still very much tranny central hence why everyone loves it over there
>>586075543It's going to spawn immediately, in those few seconds it's being driven to you
>>586077246It doesn't spawn if you request it then die before it spawns.
>>585669952What>>585693959Consider yourself lucky then
>>586078549lucky lol trannies just don't matter. i don't give a fuck about them, if you do you live a nice sheltered life with nothing more important to be bothered bysure they're mentally ill but so are say schizophrenics, which also don't affect my life in any way. i just do not care. matter of fact i'd rather just pretend they don't exist at all
Do you guys think PC players will emulate within a week of release?
>>586081268>if I ignore the cancer festering it’s no longer there That’s nice
>>585918941Any dated to back then though?
>>586078549>WhatAn old meme about Irish girls having flat asses
>>586082308If they do the performance will be 5fps
bugstars bump
Add another one to the list
>>586093680Live Agatha cam:
>>585972917You just gave me a massive of burst of nostalgia for when that first came out for GTA 5. The railgun was more of a highlight honestly.
>>586049980I hope there's jeet clothing that they can wear.
I always win the cars I don't care about, lmao
alright buckos, i apologize in advance if this question has been spammed to death but, Should I play GTAO? I ain't getting a capable PC anytime soon to run 6 so 5 is my only option. I've heard Rockstar is stopping GTAO updates soon and nerfing heists to promote GTAO2. What do?
>>586104430GTAO has been shit since 2013go get a job so you can build a better PC and be ready for GTA VI online in early 2027GTAO is at its most fun at launch before they introduce retarded weapons, mechanics, and vehicles and 90% of the playerbase exploits to max cash
Gus I made a 1:1 scale mod of the world trade center for gta san andreas. It's the only wtc mod in gtainside.com with the "feature" seal.https://youtu.be/rv8mqP0utNgIs this based or cringe?
>>586110814based
>>586110814How many times are you going to repost this?
>>586111892Until I finish the whole wtc complex :DI still thinking if bulldozer the block at the west side or to expand the wtc complex or move everything and seek another zone (I will need to bulldozer at least 6 blocks)
I boughted. Any good online servers?
>>586077439I thought you were talking about VI and scooter bros not gtao, just spawn the sparrow
>>586113553Literally why? Everybody is about to start with gta 6, why you wanna start a game that is about to be abandoned by whole community? This is like be in the 2004 and start to investing on blockbuster instead Netflix
Is Lucia the first western female video game character thats actually more attractive then her model instead of uglier?
>>586122635How about that walk fleshlight from mgs5?
>>586121490Because the servers and mods are going to take a year or two before they get good, and it was only $15
>>586084461like i said, less than 1% of the population. doesn't matter outside of your dense, empty skull. you just don't go outside so your entire life revolves around the internet
>>586132029>so dumb he can’t comprehend that a seemingly small issue is indicative of a bigger issue at large That’s nice
t e n
>>586132975>t. obsessed with trannies
>>586135210I already told you that’s nice dude stop crying
>>586084787It’s funny cause in my experience the opposite has been the case more often than not.>>586124223Nah, they were about the same there.
>>586135441>stop cryingIronic coming from the tranny lover who can't stop posting about them while nobody else cares
>>586139039Why are you still crying nearly an hour later? Do you need me to agree with you that badly? Cute attempt at projection but you’re the only one getting suspiciously very upset. Almost like you have a vested interest in this topic. Sit and stew about this somewhere else but stop shitting the thread up.
>>586124869how in the actual fuck did you pay 15 bucks for this shit in GTA VI -19days?i've got my copy for 8, straight from rockstar warebouse site, 7 years ago
>>586047974lol>>586049980jeet devs apparently so almost certainly
I had a dream GTARP wasn't shit and actually fostered a fun improv environment.>Going to jail didn't lock you out of playing the game for 10+ minutes, instead it only teleported you to jail and you could leave whenever you wantedNobody got upset if they were arrested>Public crime registry that tracked your total "months" served in prisonSince jail didn't lock you out of playing the game, criminals were hiring lawyers to raise their sentence so they could inflate their criminal e-peen>Criminals got a flat amount of non-confiscatable reward from doing a crime event but got significantly more if cops arrived to the eventEven the most tryhard sweat criminals were happy when the cops showed up and nobody minded too much if they lost. It was even common courtesy to "bribe" the officer with a portion of your reward to lower/raise your sentence.>most players were cool enough to ooc plan out how their conflict would play out, guiding the RP without letting the PvP aspects drown it out like how WWE scripts fight outcomes so the actors can tell a better storyOne group of criminals were robbing a bank and ooc told the cops they wanted to bring the shootout to the pier and ultimately lose and have their leader be shot over the edgeAnd of course,>no unfun grind that turns it into a second job if you want to own anything
>>586142403You're describing hardcore RP servers that don't have everyone metagming or mixing IC with OOC info and cops/premium members don't have cars that can go from 0 to 250mph in 0.5 seconds.Those are rare and they try to be as 1:1 to real life as possible.
>>586143331If it matters, I haven't played GTARP in years. I'm pretty sure back then the only options you had were "hardcore" RP servers with power tripping admins who let their friends power trip as cops. I remember even the streamers were bitching and quitting over it.
>>586143806The only decent ones I got into were on SAMP with LSRP and RCRP. Even those suffered some of the issues you described. Maybe the introduction of voice chad made everything worse because back then you had to type everything. Everything is so casual and light it might as well be classified as cops n robbers or standard GTAO with more player slots.
I wonder if Lucia will have a parole officer
I hope gtao2 has criminal milfs that boss me around
>>586149296That AND criminal women in their 20s to boss you around.
GTA Online careers are actually kinda cool. I didn't expect it to be so refined
>>586100053I won the Kanjo SJ and god damn that thing is so slow that after I left LSC I thought I forgot to upgrade the car, immediately sold the piece of trash.Also won the Comet... S2? not sure what version it was last week but I already have two of those will probably also sell.>>586104430The heist nerf already happened and while it was heavy handed it was kinda needed, there was no reason to do anything other than Cayo perico... except now there's no reason to do Cayo.Honestly, just hop on and go do some of the 100% free content, go do Chicken Raid, the Avi phone things, the BadonkaDonk missions, do those things buy yourself a cool car then if you find yourself having fun then you keep playing, and if not you can just abandon it.>>586113553Project Homecoming? I think that's it? Has car and race nerds, there's another server that is only dumb PVP modes like a ramp that constantly spits cars and you have to walk all the way to the top, then there's a million RP servers.>>586142403That's the problem with GTA RP, people see the mechanics and they can't RP out of it.>I shot you in the head you have to perma your characterIs a very common complaint on RP servers, most people don't know what RP means.>>586149296>do heist>50/50>make you waste your share spraying champagne on meI hope GTA6 has something similar. also I wish they tracked that stat, I'm probably up to 10 million or something, lol.
They finally have the Halloween weather
>>586148295its the fat black lady in the introshe dies 5 hours into the game btw when the russian mafia arc starts
>>586157323i hate it
>>586149296>>586150730sounds crummy…
we got Ethan and Hila divorced before gta 6
>>586166285Literally who
>>586167572>literally media illiterate
funny post i found on gtaforums from 2004he finally got his wish 22 years later!
>>586170107There's even funnier wishes from the late 90s or 2002 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlC4ikKVax8I hope all of them are alive to see their wishes come true in 6.
>>586170543Ever since GTA 1 I wanted a GTA that let you enter buildings and rob stores, we'll see how well that turns out.You could already do that on 5, but there's like 12 stores around the map and they're all like 3 variations of the same store... the worst is that a couple of them have a backroom with a safe that you can't do anything with.
>>586150730that's just Lucia
Time to curse the thread
still don't have a console to play, which one bros???
>>586182935switch
>>586166285>>586167572>look it upOh the vape nation guy still exists? Does he still make silly videos?>check channel>1 year ago>6 years agoGuess not...>>586181659Needs more veins.>>586183460No, we're all bottoms here.
>>586190119>Needs more veins.Why would you ruin a perfect pair of tits with veins?
>>586190369That's just how big tiddies look, I don't make the rules.
Oh hey, Halloween weather is back! But I see no UFOs...
>>586175885There must be a mod that do that.
>>586190119The YouTuber to Twitch streamer pipeline is a death knell for any creator
you people make me sick
Juan more
>>586153935That nerf didn't really help the game. Helping the game would have been making the other content more worth doing. I don't think people weren't repping doomsday for example, because cayo perico was just that good lol. I haven't wanted to do heists at all after those nerfs. I thought the game needed changes and that was not it.
>>586205173Only reason the nerf wasn't the worst thing they've done is because they removed 200 vehicles a few updates back.The idea of a weekly bonus is good but it needed to be higher to get people actually playing other modes.
>>586190369based vein hater
i wonder what the 2022 leaker is doing right now
>>586213063It's obvious those were Rockstar slipups and shared amongst the wrong group of investors. Someone took advantage. 'Leeker' was just a faggy disgruntled ex-employee. The former was throwing a bone, the latter should be publicly shamed.
>>586215238>'Leeker' was just a faggy disgruntled ex-employeewasn't he just a random albanian kid
>>586153935GTA VI will basically be RDO + fivem mixed with roblox
>>586213063tortured in a med ward
>>586215938With some curation? That could be fun as hell.
>>586215938>robloxI'm not a pedo so I have no idea what that entails.
>>586223083wrong thead im retarded
>>586222708its not actually roblox you stupid fucking moron one of the rockstar devs literally called it "roblox for adults"so UGC for 18+ people aka a money pitthey have millions of users data from fivem and it's all goon tier content half the servers use bloated up bodies and animation menus that are full of lewd animations
>>586166285>>586196279I give it a year tops before he suicides with how he’s been going lately >>586170107Seeing posts like this is so funny man I wish there was a way to preserve them
>>586215938You think rockstar will put in that much work? It's just going to be RDO with more safe spaces for stuff like gambling or playing pool
>>586230436it's been known for a long time we're getting VI fivem and UGC, where the fuck have you been retard kun?
>>586230436>durr Rokstarr sucks durrr goyimnonstop annoying negativity>i don't want my hopes to be broken so i won't hope at allwho cares? the game will be great and you will bitch and moan regardless
The only thing that's known is lobby sizes might go from 30 to 32, everything else is a pipe dream
>>586233915Whoa I bet you know that for a fact too. Tell us more, Mr. Insider.
>>585398498I don't wanna play GTAO this weekened, am I missing something by not doing the halloween shit? I'll be busy fucking men in the ass, so I don't really want to play.
>>586153935Do they actually enforce powergaming permas on RP servers?
gtag sisters.... I think I'm colorblind
>>586240048see >>585964889you'll miss some funny masks, an amazing skin and a free magic wand.Btw i'd like to blow a gta bf while he's playing the silly game :P
>>586253859Post pole and hole.
so how much propaganda will be there in gta 6?
been out for a bit, what's the current thing?
What? I thought Rockstar disapproved of modding.
>>586240048>homos are the ones still playing GTAOchecks out
>>586242874Of course not, but that doesn't stop people from complaining.>>586260272What? No way! This is the straightest genral in all of 4chan. Now watch my character dance for random dudes while they spray champagne on her. >>586247024>he can't fly jetsI'm so sorry anon.
I really want to get a new TV for 6. Are Oled tvs worth it or are they still bad for vidya?
Crimson desert has a trial out, I know what I'm doing on the 19th
>>586266343I've had mine for 6 years and never had any burn in, though I do turn it off when not in use. Be warned that you won't be able to go back to LCD screens after making the jump, the leap of quality is insane.
Who?
is ps5 pro and oled the best set up to play on launch?
>>586260252They should make us watch bub games instead. At least he's entertaining with how he annoys people.
Just upgraded my internet tariff to 1 Gbit/sec from 500 Mbit. Also turns out my old router was capping the speed at 100 Mbit/sec lol. By my calculations GTA VI should take under 30 minutes to download with the new speed.Wish I had the money to upgrade my TV to a newer one too, and my PS5 to a Pro, but eh, it's whatever.Also working a month with no days off to then have 2+ weeks off, gonna nolife the fuck out of that game (maybe).How are YOU preparing for GTA VI?
>>586260141Art gallery heist, gated by a 12 million dollar mansion, but hey you get to meet Michael from singleplayer.
>>586297031I'm sending my wife on a vacation to Jamaica. Nobody's gonna bother me during the launch.
>>586240048If only you could get busy with me too :3
>>586303249>my wifegood one
>>586297031I'm waiting for the used consoles to hit the market a few months after.
>>586253859nta but what teh fuck is the magic wand
paige 10
paige 9>>586321398
Lads. It’s the last day of a month where GTA VI will not be a thing within the 30 day lifespan of said measurement of time. Let that sink in. Tomorrow we can say Grand Theft Auto VI comes out later this month. It’s monumental. To all those we have played GTAOnline with over the last 13 years, here’s to you ya fucking tranny fucks and black bastards
>>586325384we've come a long way
>>586325384Almost two more weeks
>>586270136>>586266343This is a good deal right?
I love that the fags I told 10 years ago that gta 6 would come in 2025 not only are eating shit for suggesting I'm retarded, but eating shit doubly so because it was delayed. Lich mein arsch, schwuchteln.
>>586340350calm down, Adolf
>>586342547That's Herr Mueller to you.
>>586342881>Muelleri hardly know Herr
I hope they remake Los Santos in gtao2https://youtu.be/QjlFqgRbICY
im horribly late with rdo because irl event, how hard is it to level the halloween pass in a couple of days?i heard it's easy but grind heavy, is spamming the armadillo COA for a few hours theses last 4 days enough?fuckSHITCUNT
Can't wait to do funny shit like this in 6 or O2https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZLo6jXE5S1A
>>586354362won't take you that long, I think I got it done in a day with cta
>ADHD by Kendrick Lamar comes on shuffle>suddenly hit with years of GTA memoriesI’m emotional as fuck. It’s like burying a time capsule of the best years of my life. Not even the GTA stuff but the entire time period and culture of GTA 5 that reflect some of the best years of my life. The musicians. The celebrities. The products. The pop culture in general. So much was captured in GTA5 culturally and it’s really over now. The only remaining fragments from that period of my life that was still preserved in GTA5 will soon be over. Feels pretty fucking bad man.
https://youtu.be/mO_TuZWfVYEIm pretty sure this dogshit game is propped up solely by music, when i don't play for awhile that's that makes me miss it
