>>585071275>New to Steve? Play her game (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Steve? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch Steve-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 Japanese Steve Time):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/steve/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com>Steventh /mjg/ Riichi Arts and Crafts Tournamenthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/12zJFPObwxqlg8VkpnTYCvsd7kLs0iuxDFXQn2yqsHuU/>registevetion (closes October 28th)https://forms.gle/DvAh4fywubFPdB3t9>Stevesheetshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/13dU32vyLUdL0rBEH1TyIPZZOjRs9_fE2Lg5s-kAa0Os/
>>585151321You've gone too far this time, Kringe Steve! En garde!
my FUARKING HERO STEVE in the OP!
Good thread
This OP goes hard. Love from Afghanistan.
Our fuarking general...
HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOOOOO
>>585151740>fujo piano retarduhm, reisei bros?
Kakegurui collab decorations and emotes, in case anyone missed the previous threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu7Xki93__U
chicken jockey?
>>585151972How stingy/expensive is RC's gacha compared to mjsSurely it can only be better
>>585152092https://www.youtube.com/live/hQ2hfS1_48E?si=Lx92TCrQszaE6pRp&t=2240>chicken jockey steve
>>585151321You lit the fucking filter you retarded woman. Report to my bedchamber for remedial classes.
>>585152584>1 and a half years ago>3/4 anons are MIA
>>585152584Why did he unfriend everyone?
>>585152658They're Menthols
>>585152584I miss Hanaanon
>>585151740>blobify cynthia
>>585152854>I miss [league tourist]lmao
>didn't put /mjg/ in the OPSteveniggers, kys.
bravo simply bravo
>>585153160He used to play in friendlies often years ago. You can't expect every anon to be here year-long forever.
>>585151508Gonna cry about it?
Unironically bake a new thread. It was funny for 20 posts, but at this rate Steve will unironically kill /mjg/.
>>585153756I will always be here to play mahjong with my anons.
Commiefornians getting uppity again.
STEVE! STEVE! STEVE!
Stevegods didn't do it, it was a falseflag.And even if we did it, it's fine, we can do it.But we didn't do it, it was someone else.
>>585153793Let's see what Steve's best friend Yuzu has to say about thisᵏʸᵘʳᵘʳᵘ, ʸᵘᶻᵘ ˢᵃʸˢ ˡᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵃˢ ᶦˢ
>>585154203This post has like 4 different layers of falseflagging
I am pro Steve, but including/mjg/ in the OP is important for archival purposes.
LET IT BE KNOWNLET IT BE HEARDBIRDS THE WORDBIRDS THE WORD
>>585152658Unfiltered, unlimited power.
>>585154203Hear, hear. The yuzu hath spoken. The covenant won't be breached.
>>585154405It had to be done
>>585154274
>>585154347>>585154347>>585154347
>>585152393Speaking from experience, it's definitely easier to get all the stuff in a collab especially as an F2P. The only things an F2P is locked out of are premium outfit packs, premium music packs, and other miscellaneous premium cosmetics.
based falseflagger killing cringe the steve once and for all
>>585154880fucking retard
>>585154895This is good, mjs is the worst gacha for f2p I've ever playedHow expensive are let's say premium outfits for paypiggies?
kormo, steve, yuzu and blobs make up the holy trinity of /steve/ (formerly /mjg/)
>>585152746Who? The steve?
All according to plan.
>>585155435The Haner.
>>585152393They give out more free rolls, but the rates are abysmal.Also you can't buy a ten roll. Every purchase of "jade" gives you barely not enough so you have to make multiple purchases. Decorations, sometimes, are easy purchases. Sometimes it's convoluted gacha. Riichi City is not F2P, it's a part-time job to save for what you might want later
>>585155336Team Steve has Yuzu, Swordslut, and Lily on her team. Koromo and Cynthia were never on the map
>>585155283I don't really know because I'm just F2P. If we have no RC paypigs anon here, you'll have to go to the webstore and check how much outfit tokens you'd need to buy for the outfit packs and then compare to MJS' prices.Oh, and RC has two options for outfit purchases, you can buy just the outfit itself or the outfit pack that includes a tablecloth and a tileback designed for it.
bravo burgerkeks
>Riichi City is not F2P, it's a part-time job to save for what you might want laterI barely have to do anything to get the weekly tickets. You can't even get everything in an MJS collab for free.
Doko?
To get a lot of rolls in a riichi shitty collab, all you have to do is>log in>look at the shop page>look at the honor page>finger your butthole>click on the free shit button>open your mail>look at the limited time events page and check the pages within the limited events page>join the frankcord>look at frank>look at rhe character pages (good opportunity to give the daily 2 gifts, because you probably got them by this point)>look at rewards pageEveryday. Playing mahjong will improve your chances.
I wonder what is more cute, a normal loli or a beastman loli?
>>585157416It feels like a chore, I understand you get free goodies, but I won't go through those motions just for the sake of it. I've quit other gacha when I realised I was just "playing" the game to F2Pmaxx.
Well since we're doing this, you can maybe get a roll from playing MJS unless you kill yourself.
>>585157843The one I fall asleep to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqsoGrk8jaI
>>585157843a kemololi!
>>585158245Her ASMR has been lukewarm these last few years.
>>585158731that goes with the age
>>585157843Why not both?
>>585158680>kemololi!the what now? show example
>>585159418
>>585159238It shouldn't have to. She just lost the passion for it. Plus, playing some shitty game for hours brings in more dosh.
>>585159656cute pet_
>>585159786got any suggestions currently?
How we doing on Arts and Crafts?
>>585162421I'm not gonna finish in time
>>585162421finally making good progress
>>585162421dont ask
>>585162421I finished my 2nd blueprint
>>585162802Proofs?
>>585162421i ran out of claude tokens....
>>585161328Oh boy, I have a ton I dip in and out of for periods of time. But as far as English speaking ones go, for the moment I stay with Penny Qubit, Mwocha, Essie, mion, menace vods on yt and snwuggles and soly on twitch; Reikira, Sera Promisu (twitch) + Naito Mare for the Japanese side. That last one's premium vods are probably my eternal favourite. She's a better Macoto/Uise Ui/Necoma etc..https://youtu.be/VTZbqtU4ay8?si=edsjY6g7gUzbsaMf.mahjong because it's sleep inducing at times
>>585162421I'm preparing to watch the presentation stream.
>Best girl>in 0 of the collabssuch is life
>>585163986RISE AND SHINE NYAGGER
Egypt team 2 should have won
I miss League 5...
>>5851620953/4
>>585164327this but league 6
League 5 was the last good league.
why do we have two threads?
>>585164436>Joins a split thread>Begs for people to fill his lobbylollmao even
>started
>>585163532>menaceshe's more of a cognito hazard than a sleep aid.
League 5 this League 5 that how about you League 5 DEEZ
>>585165854Her non-coomer stuff is comfy and HiFi. Same for any of the other girls. I don't follow socials.
>>585164606>>585164327why?
I prefer league 4
I more of a league 8 kind of guy
>>585164436>didnt get lastgg murphy-11.pngalso whats happening here?
>>585167696They changed the name of the emotes and it clashes with the high-res mod.
>>585167895uh oh. then anon may never receive another message again. sad
>>585166076League 4 was undoubtably the best league. Great teams, great OC, great villians.
>>585168421name 5 teams from that league
The best league was my first league. Funny how that works
>>585165854Forgot to mention the (former)V4M girls. They mostly quit asmr, but the vods are some of the toppest, especially Fuyo. Peace out. https://www.youtube.com/live/WRzQcBxi_-k?si=YbTebJaZ3wwZxz3W
What are some mahjong or /mjg/ related igns that I can use for maplestory?
wwyd
>>585170246The souzu block seems safe. Then deal in with sha.
I think I really have an impure mind.
>>5851702465m
>>585171007>>585170584I kneel...
>>585171182why yes I'm a luckshitter how can you tell?
>>585169006Dora Dora Dora, Little Witch Team, Yuzu Team, Boomers, Shamiko, Umineko Team, Kaavi News Network, whacky racers team and autosports team, and Mormons
>>585173060Oh, and the Pontificat
Someone should make a League trivia quiz. >Which edition had the clown teams?
>>5851732295
>>585173229>Trivia Tourney>It's just a large Kahoot room
>>585173229/doko/
>>585163532>Sera Promisu>autotunedlollmao
They couldn't keep a good Steve down
The swordswoman who split the general in twain.
>>5851786952steve
>>585178695tsumokri
Stevebros... page 10...
>>585192325>Steve thread was too powerful so it had to be killed early by a catastrophic global PHP exploitSasuga
*blocks your path*Oh we've got a tough guy here huh... well we'll see about that!*unsheathes Caladbolg*TAAAAAAAAAKE THAAAAAAAAAAAT*tosses you up in the air*YOOOOOUUUUU AAAARRREEE FIIIINIIIIISSSHHHEEDD*impales you on Caladbolg, sending fountains of liquid ruby flying into the air, staining the sakura petals in slow motion*Heh... too easy...*brings down Caladbolg, letting your corpse slide off of it to sprawl unceremoniously on the ground*Looks like you weren't so tough after all... Alas... I have yet to meet a worthy foe for my blade... Yare yare......*sheathes Caladbolg, sticks hands in pockets, and disappears into the distance with a brooding stride*
sbeve
>>585152393Behold Mary (and a bonus Yumeko). Free rolls are massively easier to get than MJS by playing mahjong 7 times a week and clicking on daily buttons. The rates per roll and rolling system are identical. Realistically you'll get at least 5 times more characters than you do in MJS as a free jyanshi. Steve is based and glorious.>>585155283Mary's sexy pink bunny suit is 1150 purple tickets and the purple tickets cost $4.99 for 420 or more for bundles of varying sizes. I haven't bought any because I'm a poorfag.
>>585211283not your blog
>>585217295explode
Are we back?Good morning, I just woke up!
I'm curious about the one anon who reads every /mjg/ post.Will he find this thread? How thorough is he in looking through the archives?
>>585219563There's a link in the previous thread, stevetard
>>585219596but the archive is not as easily read as a live thread with 4chan X. Links are not as clear, and a speed reader could miss crosslinks when reading in the archive format. He may pull up one thread with /mjg/ in the subject line and scroll down before pulling up the next one labelled as such.You have not considered this, and I have, because my skin is lighter than yours.
>>585219775retard
>>585219775But /steve/ will remain in /mjg/'s epigenetic memory as a sanctioned spinoff. Future /mjg/ historians will know to look for it regardless of them following chronological threads.
>>585220861It will become the fall league of /mjg/. Something everyone knows of, but doesn't remember
>>585221029Future mjgenerations will think of it as a mere myth.
>wake up>4chan is alive>/steve/ is alivetoo powerful
>>585219775You can find this thread with the usual >>>/vg/mjg >scrolling the catalog on /vg/why?Although it seems more anons have discovered the other thread because it was simply at the bottom of the last thread. Also fuck that OP, power tripping retard.
>>585232592fuck off rc shill
>>585217295>playing mahjong 7 times a weekThat's way too much, we have lives over here for crying out loud.
>>585235676funny because rc is what finally got me to start playing mahjong regularly
Koko
How does she keep winning?
>>585256035She only shows off her full power when the time is right
Can we post steve-coded baggies?
>>585266016blob
>>585209076Didn't you used to fly?
Welcome to /steve/ - Next Generation Maajan Integration
>nobody came
>>585269427Can you blame them? Steve is so strong and beautiful that nobody dares to enter lest they embarrass themselves.
>>585269427i came
>random nips memorymogging me in the rc event mode
>>585269427Why'd ya keep bumpin the thread stayven?
I'm the famous legendary Steve, and I'll eat the rest of this thread all on my own.Watch me go, as I reach new levels of samefagging retardation never before experienced by this site.
Caladbolg energy levels: 1%
Caladbolg energy levels: 2%
Caladbolg energy levels... 4%!
Caladbolg energy levels: 5%...can you feel the heat radiating from the legendary sword of justice? This strike can already kill a full grown adult grizzly bear...
Caladbolg energy levels: 6%...
>>585266016
Caladbolg energy levels: 8%Enough energy for another blobs genocide...
>>585280153But blobs are friends?
Caladbolg energy levels: 11%!!This slash could kill swordslut a hundredfold! Or evaporate a blob with just a touch of the blade.
Caladbolg energy levels: 12%zawa zawa
YagiSpinny
Caladbolg energy levels: 13%
Caladbulge word of the day: 15%
>>585280812Nice soundpost caladkek. Restart.
I miss when I was allowed to play Steve
>>585281057Kringeadbolg energy levels: 0%Starting over. . .
Caladbolg energy levels: 1#
Kinodbolg energy levels: 3%
This is so cringe it is spiritually eroding my soul, but only like this I might finally understand my fuarking hero and how she thinks...Caladbolg... energy levels... 4%
Still thinking about YagiSpinny, probably the best post ITT Caladspin energy levels: 5%
>>585281984godspeed
beep beep, passing through
>>585281057>>585273037
>>585282379Aieeee this blob just turned Steve into roadkill!
*beep beep*-ACK... energy levels... 2%
Yuzu-sama come to mind.Caladbolg energy levels: 10%!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Af3JOcyEFACaladiamond energy levels: Unbreaking XI%
Caladbald energy levels: bald%
>>585283351steve would main projekt red
>>585283605Would Steve be pathetic enough to play gachas? Possiblybolg energy levels: ???%
>>585283858definitely
Are there enough "people" here to fill a room or is just me and Steve?
I was never taught how to properly count in school, the nun would beat me up and tell me I had to master the sword or she would kill me. I knew she wasn't messing around when she started ripping off my limbs.Anyway.Caladbolg energy levels: 21%
perchance
I'll play a hanchan yonma or sanma, but I have confessionbolg: I don't own steve%
Thinking about anon posting a koko powered me up.Caladbolg energy levels: 30%
I forgot my lunchbeep beep
Caladbolg! Split the car open this tim-ACK-
The RC memory game is actually fun.
Caladbolg the Broken Blade, ascend!Energy levels: u̷̯̞͍̫̍̄̈͗n̷͙̺̝̭͝k̷͙̯̻͒̊̐͘n̷͇͒̒͐͠o̵̒̆́͝w̶̛̯̺̬̆ņ̴͉̖͗̌%̶̤͉͎̄̀̿̀
Caladbolg the Back To Normal Blade MoE Slice of Life energy levels: YUZUUUUUU!!!!%
>>585285553me on the left
Majsoul Spooky Room 61809(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=61809
Caladbolg the Koko Join: 2/4%
Fuark, it was Kokobolg, it's Caladbover.
Kokobolg fully charged and ready to start!
was it full
>>585285646Started!Somehow my game loaded without a cookie to munch.
>thread diedSo all the shitposters are in that room now.
>>585285646CalabolGGs
>>585285646>Can't make retarded pushes since my tenpais don't even come after pushinggg
>>585285646Thanks for joining. Back to 2/4. Enable your messages dumb apple.
>>585289925NOOOOOKORMO
>>585290006One must believe she's alright.
>>585285646gg there were some sus dealt in on this game
>>585285646Thanks for joining.3/4
>>585285646ggs
>>585285646GGs, well spooked and goodnight /steve/.
>>585289925I just realized you posted the room here too. No wonder nobody said gg in the other thread after the first game.
Might take a while to fill.I'll monitor the koko and do some.... things while waiting.Majsoul Friends Room 60367(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60367What are your thoughts on making a sanma match for secret exclusive kokos?
>>5853074693/4.... perhaps sanma is the secret....
Filled. We begin.
>>585307469gg, that's a lot of claps
>>585307469aieee Steves, I kneel
GG, old man.
It might be time to use "that"
you wouldn't redeem
>>585307469gg!kristeve-8.png
>>585310901Are you sure that you want to go down this path?The life of a Steve is constant suffering. Your losses and your wins will be entirely undeserved.
Stephen12
>>585312021heh
Lost a game, no notable blunders but I do need to ensure to keep a safe tile in iishanten when it doesn't tank EV notably. I would have potentially dodged a dealin.Sometimes it feels like after a certain point you must bow to the whims of mahjong if your good hands end up getting denied and you aren't given reasonable hands to recover with.
mjg slow today
>>585320312this is /steve/ not /mjg/
for me, it's /steve/
>>585329443True that, fellow /mjg/er
>>585320312maybe go to the real thread then
>>585329559this is the real thread
>>585329668how can the thread be real if you're not real
>>585329707how can you question my reality when you're not real? quod erat demonstrandum
>>585332017who's that pogeyman??
>>585332317It's steve.
SexyToughEvil dragonVery cuteEgg
Steve wets her bed
What's your favorite steve-like?
>>585344849
This is just a stealth rc shill threadTrue /steve/rs would tell xem to fuck off
>>585348625Steve doesn't even know what rc is
Recharge... Caladbolg!
>>585349402why does this Steve look much cooler and stronger than usual???
>>585350806the main thread couldn't handle a pink Steve.Weaklings.
The second thread has been contaminated
you are the second thread
>>585353787sometimes a fake is better than the original
>>585356070not this time though
Cringebolg energy levels: 9999%
Dyoko?
>>585332908>Egg
Cringebolg energy levels: 10000%
Doktor, turn off my cringe inhibitors
Majsoul Friends Room 29933(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=29933
>>5853685412/4
>>585368541
>>5853685413/4
>>585368541started
?
>>585368541bgs
>>585368541Stevekeks...My room nyow; 3/4
>>585373585>scored a yakuman
>>585373925exactly
>>585155627>Riichi City is not F2P, it's a part-time job to save for what you might want laterwhat? you get one guaranteed pull if you just open the game 6 days in a weekyou get another pull if you, you know, play fucking mahjong. all it takes is to play a game each dayand lastly if you play your one or two mahjong games you get gifts to recycle for the 1 weekly exchange ticketthen during events you get another 2-4 tickets for again, playing mahjong. that is not like the usual shitty gachas that require you to farm this specific event stage to earn event currency to exchange for pulls, you are just playing mahjong which is the whole point of having a mahjong client installed.can't speak for the rates as it's 5% character just like other mahjong clients, no clue on the rates for decorations and animations
I'm hijacking this thread, it shall henceforth be known as /yuzu/
>>585155283depends on the outfit and if you want complete bundle or not, $20 is enough to buy an SP outfit with some left over vouchers, all skins are animated, SPs have extra touch interactivity with a more complex win animationbeware that it's mostly goonbait
this is the most crab bucket friendly I've ever been in
>>585368541ggs>rare bird spotted in a friendly
>>585377734yep, this face is ugly enough to be steve's
They call me the Meltdowner.
>>585368541ggwhy would birds be rare?
>>585378074the famous q destroyed her reputation
oh and g
>>585378074They're simply almost extinct. Let's change that.
hello, steves. here's to a very cringe weekend
>>585379670it's my monday
>>585379670I have to work tomorrow.
What stevenimes are we watching this season? I like Toaru Stevebu no Item.
>>585381902I'm rewatching Boku no Pico.
aurora-4.gif
>>585382820based
33770 steve kokobeen a while it's time to steve it up
>>585391194started!
must i have steve to join a stoko?
/steve/, huh? sounds like a great place to hang around
It's not
>>585393738No, but by joining you commit to a quest to obtain Steve someday.
I'm leaving because I'm going to do something stupid if I don't and pity steve
Goodnight /steve/
>>585289925what is this from
>>585430529i ship these two actually
>>585430636Steve belongs to Samurai Cock
What if Steve said Steve at the end of her sentences like a Pokemon, Steve? I think that would be a cute character trait, Steve.
steve room dokoi
>>585434868I can't play right now, steve
>>585434968I can though
I didnt think I would make it now I finally have the confidence to play in Jade again
>>585435172booty...
>>585435729That's not a gyaru.
>>585390173stevecoded
>>585434719pokemon don't do that, they only say their names
>>585434719No, she'd say something more chuuni, like "peace peace" or "she said with a posed look"
>>585441430Kringe.
>>585362030Doktor, turn them back on.
>>585439245is that something like vibecoding?
>>585448253possibly
Stove
>>585461320my fuarkin hero...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnnnwbTroRgcynthia-6r.png
Live, damn you.
/doko/bros, we finally got out /vg/ general
>>585486304Are you from /doko/? What fighting game do they play?
>>585448253Perchance
>>585486768melty, and uuuuh melty? Maybe strive too.But I'm not from doko, I was just making fun of the
>>585493684someone call the ghostbusters and save steve
Krimson Khemist is so cool...
Just put this thread out of its misery, this is embarrassing.
/steve/ will live on forever
Hi guys, when is our divegrass match?
>>585501962right now!
It seems this is the end.
>>585511368Where's your TENACITY? kristeve-11.png
every end just means a new beginning
Steve bond story is coming next update btw
confused I press ctrl + f and write "/steve/" and sure enough this beauty of a general emerges from the depths of the 10th page. How gorgeous, how beautiful. You have done it again, steve. I love you.
/steve/ for/steve/r
>>585151321>4 days agowhat
>>585520186Just /steve/ things
>>585435172So this is the secret power of all the loopers making m2+ lately..
>>585520186Steve has a lot of stamina
>has blackmail material on all the janniessteve RUNS this board
I won't be banned for posting here, right? this is a legitimate thread by now
teleportation gate activate, back to page 1 with this thread!
>>585542025Fun Steve fact: You can make this Steve rotate both clockwise and anticlockwise by imagining it.
Cringe thread
Finally /steve/ dies
Wrong!
Like a patient in vegetative state whose caretakers won't allow to die.
>>585563816
Steve... had a hard life...
It's Eve
i like how steve is so cool and that she understands me for who I am
>>585570190It's not Kristmas Eve yet
>>585570190St. Eve
Majsoul METAL Friends Room 25293(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=25293room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rII2r7-U_9wbring metal
Hello fellow Steves
>>585578403Hey, Steve.
i'll lpay with ai then
i'm an foc...
Fsteveonlychad
>>585520649Steve, stop chewing on the pens.
I only drink coffee with stevia.
I like my coffee like I like my mahjong: Grim, dark and soul crushing.
Kill yourself, /steve/.
>>585598530Nyo
In love~
~~
/steve/bros... are we forgotten?
Cringe steve's moves got me hypnotized~
delete this shite
>>585609934swords aren't food, not even for sword swallowers
>in the darkest of hours, the squirrel arrives to honor her oath to you
I'm out of steves to give
I don't own Steve
my steve folder quadrupled in size through this thread
I don't have a steve folderI have a steve life
>>585608065Steve is this big
>>585620657He lived a short and miserable life.
>>585633114Steve?
>>585633287MFG is stevecoded
This is the thread.
What's up my stiggers
Universes that Steve could solo:>Elden Ring>Sekiro>Bloodborne>Dark Souls and all the other soulsborne games>Helldivers>Fate>Tsukihime>Mahjong Soul>Riichi City>Mahjong Fighting Girl>Half Life>Devil May Cry>Metal Slug>Ninja Gaiden>Monster Hunter>Girls Frontline>all the Mihoyoslop>Zelda>Minecraft>Overlord>PersonaAnd many more.
>>585647576steve would die in noita
>>585647576so cool...>>585653194cute
>>585638871Her sister is hotter
>>585660813
>>585647576You forgot Granblue.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNDE69YNvuc>when your whole universe has to prepare to fight SteveHoly fucking kino...
>Rape steve>Apologize to steve>Rape steve again>promise I won't do it anymore>Rape steve again>Beg for forgiveness>Rape steve again>Rape steve again>Rape steve again>Cry>Go take a shower>Rape steve again>Watch her get dressed>Rape steve again>Take another shower>go to bed>get up and go to steve's room>rape steve again>fall asleep with steve in your arms>wake up and steve's still there>rape steve again
doko
>>585673950what manner of upbringing makes one prone to such wild and unhinged delusions?
>>585677232To rape the cute and weak, is the way of the samurai. When Steve fights, it makes raping her irresistible
>>585679392steve mogs swordslut albeitsee >>585620657
>womanlets
>old man rons baiman inside xenia>then tsumos a baiman over the entire table>3rdStevebros, it's not fair aAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>585683353just steve things
Good morning /steve/. Any new Steves?
>>585694325Steve'dt'meet'cha
>>585694325Perhaps.
skeev
lilly prepping the bull
Steve gives me the creeps
>Tell steve I know how to increase her power levels>Rape her
>>585710976why did this soundfile survive yet catboxes I uploaded after get purged. I forgot I even made that.
is Steven Bridges /steve/core?
>>585726037That actor from the Tron movies? No.
What about Steve Vai?
is steve a videogame or what are jannies doing
>>585731754cultural phenomenon
I am Steve
I am Steve.
I... am Steve.
There are many other Steves, but there is only one that is me
>>585727875the card counter
>>585744131>Bong YouTuber That's Cynthiacore
>>585744131That's not cool, definitely not stevecore.
Steve doesn't do math
>>585748624>steve x samurai = rapeShe never figures this one out
Stevekuya
so this is the legendary steve thread? surely we have enough anyons for a steve team next league!
w-where are all the steves?
>>585770635I ate them
>>585770635There was an attack.
>>5857706353cool5live
>>585770635In the shadows.
Koko wa koko desu Majsoul Friends Room 13871(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=13871Who walks into my jansou at these darkest hours?
two steves. join now! and let's banish evil from this world with our swords of light and glory!
>>585779201anyon repost to /jong/, /mjg/ and /doko/, im not missing my bedtime if this room doesn't fill up soon
>>585780120I'll start making unholy sanma matches for unholy hours. There really should be an option to change gamemodes without remaking a lobby, but Fu Ji is already overworked. 3/4
>>585779201AAAIEE disbandedHave a good sleep, anon.
>>585780415i got disconnected! oh well, maybe tomorrow. we need to recruit ALL the STEVES and make a team for next LEAGUE and WIN
>>5857792011/4
I already played two
>>5857792011/4.
>>5857792011/4..
0/4...Swordslut officially won
>>585779201I was too late. It's already over.
>wake up>make an abhorrent post in /steve/>go back to sleepanother productive day
Sneedve
>>585783663amazing, this is what I come to /steve/ for
Steve wouldn't throw romans
In this house we believe that>Honours are genbutsu>dama is nashi in friendlies>Kyuushu is cowardice>The Emporer is divine and literally fucks Amaterasu>Steve will grow stronger.
>>585787356literally LITERALLY me
>>585789431That'd be true if your image wasn't sloppa
>pssssssssssstttttf>What does it matter anyway?....
>koko during dead hours
steve sloppa?
>>585789431post the one with beans
>SEAmonkies wake up>slopposting starts
does steve have any loading screen illustration??
2steBe
Sporkeve
>>585800141OMG that's so random!
So fuarking cool...
>>585800726This is how the planet survives astral bombardment every single dayI, for one, thank Steve for her immense contribution to all terrestrial life.
Behold faggotsbane, a sword so powerful that homosexuals can't perceive it
>>585795674answer me
>>585810691
>>585811202Do people find plummer's crack sexy?I don't get it
>>585811046>>585811202I don't like these, steve doesnt dress like that
>>585811625have another one
Prepare to be destroyed
>>585811448It's attractive on sexy, retarded women,Not on hairy men.
Steve's not retarded though
Handle steve with care
>>585815182Not Steve.
alright, so steve team next league?
>>585817039*monkey paw curls*/jong/ steve team
I'm renaming this thread /EdwardElric/
>>585817590this would be best, but i don't think there are enough steves there and the steves there don't want to be drafted to the steve team
>>585817039>next league
>>585822480Why does she squib?
>>585815182oh, fuck yeah. Let's turn steve into the cutest little nugget
Found this Stevette fumbling her chores again. Say something nice about her.
>>585825692Not Steve.
>>585825823That's not very nice.
>>585826086Silver hair != Steve
>>585826202It's a dork too.
Cool Steve
>>585817039you said that last league already
>>585827234Oh hey Randy
I like Steve.That's it.That's the post.
Steve? Cringe.-1 image
Offshoot threaders are getting uppity again.
eurogod reporting, I LOVE STEVE
Eurogod reporting, I love Steve.
Steve
In pitch-black darkness with no lightRoad that is about to collapseThat day's hope... which couldn't be here (though)I thought I saw it
steve is the light that banishes all darkness. the niceness that smites all meanposters. the flow that gives us all victory. long live steve, savior of the universe. now join the steve team and let's revive league.
If your girl>has silver hair>red eyes>and wields a swordThat's not your girl
Steve collab soon
>>585874523My fuarking hero from NRNS...
>>585877618ligma tama
>>585892850I'm using this as my arts and crafts submission.
Komrade Steve is so Kool
the 'teve
choo choo
-1 image
>>585903423>+1 postthank you little koromokristeve-10.png
Lonely...
god I wish steves were real
>>585903034
Cringe Steve is my humble name.I suck at life and at this game.I'm the worst part of every thread.Last night I deranked, today I wet my bed.
I can't feel my arm
>>585915295stop masturbating
which collabs do you want to see
You already know what collab we want. You just aren't willing to admit it.
Robotics;Notes
>>585920880snoozefest
collab soon
>>585919686
I'm the highest ranking Steve player here
>>585923608hallo Steffen
in gold room i climb with B
>>585916095no
>>585926576steve wins this one hands down 2bhno contest
Ayane LOVE
>>585915295me in the morning when I pass out on the sofa
>>585929780literally me
Six Steven
so, tell me more about /steve/'s economic exports.
Broke down crying today.This is Mahjong related and something many people in this general agree with, so don't fucking delete this.Bros, how can we start a Mahjong room where there are no Steves allowed? I have fucking had it. Today this extremely hot swordswoman in crimson fitting clothing joined into the friendly to attention whore for Nun.I really shouldn't have to look at these worthless whores, but when they dress like that, how can you not? It fucked up my efficiency because I felt the tears coming on. For this jyanshi, I don't exist. She is only there to impress Nun. Whenever I see hot Steves in friendlies I am reminded of my own inferiority, that I am a genetic /v/-tier dead end; unloved and unloveable, rarely acknowledged and never validated.Their outfits serve as a reminder that I will never feel the warm embrace of a jyanshi; that I will be confined to my anime and vidya, shitposting on 4chan with my sword sluts, being fucked over by society. They took all of this away from us, bros.Steves should not be allowed in friendlies, it's literally torture for some of us. I don't want to constantly be reminded of how pathetic and ugly and unworthy of affection I am. I don't need to see my own inadequacies reflected in her disgusted emotes when she accidently catches a glimpse of my discard pool.Friendlies are supposed to be my sanctuary. Same with /mjg/. Yet I see Steves on the front page, like I see Steves in friendlies; reminding me that I am the lowest scum of the earth. It's time we rise. It's time we take a stand. We must reclaim /mjg/ and friendlies again. NO MORE STEVES.
what was the ugly bastard vtuber guy called?
>>585937943yaburou?
>>585938453yeah that guy
>random silver pubber added meDo I accept? It's a ciri. The match seemed unexceptional, save for the fact that I won, which is unusual. I have 70 free friend slots.
First for stevekristeve-10.png
what kind of girl is named Steve
>>585939985that cat is 100% going to get gored by the autotable some day
>>585934939Mainly just Steve and cringe
caladbolg is
>>585939985This cat is dead
>>585956269It's the after match snack
Salted tang hulu in mouthMajsoul Friends Room 62855(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=62855I can wait a while for this to fill.
i played too much mahjong already today...
>he didn't ration his mahjong juice
I need to sleep...
>>5859570672/4 sleepers
>>585957067>>585959131should I cross post in the main thread?
>>585960247It wouldn't be a real /steve/....
>>585960354I won't do it then.
>>585960447Maybe we should just let /steve/ die.
Let /steve/ die. Kill it if you must.
16 image slots left and 150 posts left.I reckon we had a good run, steves. I'll cross post it.
Yoink. There goes another image slot.Steve sucks, by the way.
>stevekek gave up bumping the thread at the thought of running out of images
>>585960921yoink, that's my image slot now
Whoops there goes another one.
>>585957067GG
>>585957067well steve'd
once the image limit is reached /steve/ will perish
/steve/ will live on in the /vg/ archive as a grand repository of steve content. This thread... is immortal!
Like a great mausoleum where the great warriors rest, with pngs instead of statues.... So cool.
>>585965234/steve/ will have ascended and done what no other jyanshi could ever achieve
>>585965697Fatty.
This image slot? Mine.
My hero steve wll make it to the bump limit or I will cry
>>585154880Without this post, this thread would have died over a week ago.
>>585977480Panda > Steve
>>585980112Ill give your OC a good score steve
the freshest, most organic and tastiest [embed]s! harvested from the ripe and fertile lands of /jong/! and they can be yours for the modest price of two (You)s per pound!
>Frieren the Steve
Steve, kill yourself.
Frieren is literally Steve, it's time for our general to get the respect it deserves.
I hate reddit elf
https://x.com/asakurapinpin/status/2115655384946082093
Don't mind me, just doing another heroic page 10 save.
Don't mind me, just claiming another image slot.
Steve is the main character, and we're all living in her Steven Universe
>>585994014MY FUARKING HEROS TOGETHER
Rest easy, /steve/.
>>586022391thank you for posting this
>>586022391Better before she started singing.
>>586022391very cute, good soundpost
Steve rekt
steves never die. we will meet again.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_(disambiguation)>Steve is a masculine given name.what...?
>>586053274
>>586053274>STEVE (strong thermal emission velocity enhancement), an atmospheric phenomenon
abayo... stevedachis...
>>586048081I thought that was the gore SA from monhun but its actually ereshkigal from GF. I love both, I think scythes are super cool as weapons.
I'm giving up on /steve/
Woof grrrrrrrrrrrr
>>586070215nyooo, we're almost there
Funeral koko doko?
I'm at work on my day off
/steve/ on the telly!!!!
genuinely amazing OC. you proved /steve/'s superiority, pure stevekino
>>586001770why change it to krismarck here
We're baking Steve 2
bake /218.mp4/ instead
can i be the king of /steve/
women can't be king
i need a soundpost of that steve oc
krist eve
>>586106706who?
christmas
I fuarking love Steve, that's all.Thanks for reading.
ehem, as King of /steve/, it is hereby ordained that a second /steve/ thread be baked
you aren't the king of /steve/
see this crown? That makes me king
>>586113670you stole my crown, give it back and bake the new thread. this sanctuary to steve must persist.
>wake up>wonder what kind of steveful day it will be>218.mp4As expected, /steve/ proves its superiority once again.
>>586022391A song about me? Woohoooo
>>586106706don't be silly, krist isn't a name
>>586113670my sting
don't bake a new one
Yoink.
>>586127658
kristeve-7.png
10 days... I kneel.
stevemandaplappabaker, you know what to do
S.T.E.V.E.SpaceTimeEvent (that)VoidsExistence
It's over...
>>586149608What's her prawnblem?
>>586152458it's a coed bathroom (she's going to get raped (by a woman) again)
>>586152458Nothing, it's over
It has been an honour posting with you retards.
you guys better make a steve team and recruit ALL the STEVES
ten days of /steve/ are ending... it's stover...
>>586162319do it yourself
the steve team is a lie
>>586162319We don't have a staptain...
/steve/... it is not yet your time...!
okay, fine, ill be the staptain. but i need a list of steves to recruit.
>>586170385Nice! recruit me, I'm the famous steve
>>586170385I'm the furtive steve
>>586170385I'm the kind Steve. Peaceful even.
>>586170385I'm the loathsome Steve.
>>586170385I'm the Steve that doesn't miss sanshoku
I won't be part of a Steve team ran by a foid Steve larper
>>586170385I'm the brown steve
>>586181364first pick this Steve
>>586170385I'm the steve that played undertale
>>586184465That's every steve
I'm a dog again
>>586195360werewolf anon...
>>586170385the list will be sent to you 5 seconds before the draft starts
I'm undraftable due to my availability (I don't have any) so goodluck bitch
>>586198479no steve is gonna be left behind. that's the steve way
I am not singing up as Steve thougheverbeit
>>586201307once a steve, always a steve. we will not leave you behind, fellow steve.
You don't even know who I am!!!
>>586201592well i bet you don't even know who i am either! but we're both steves and that's all that matters, right??
>>586201730Everyone knows who you are jj, you are the only one who types this way
>>586201872This. I've only lurked /jong/ a few times and even I can tell >>586201592 and >>586201730 are extremely /jong/ coded.yagiyui-11.png
hmph! i'm gonna draft you anyway. you can be a honorary member of the steve team or whatever.
Ich bin ein /jong/er
>>586170385>steve team>look inside>jonger team
>>586205804it's a good team, sir
>>586205804no anyon, we are all steves and that's all that matters.
So the Steve team is from /jong/? What did you do to make everyone hate you? Even my dear teammates were happy when you were losing in the last league.aiharamai-12.png
>>586206713no, miko, this steve team is international. i don't know? i guess they think we are retards and cringe and off-topic? or they think vtubers are cringe and stuff. it's whatever, im sure all jongers had fun jongin' no matter the result
I have never been drafted by /jong/
>>586206713No it's not, I'm not from jöng, I don't care if the rest of the team is from there.
so, anyway! the theme is steve! i'll see if i can write a cringy rock song that'll work as our theme song. i still owe my previous league team a song.
I. AM. STEVE.
There is no league
finally
Is this /steve/ or is it /mjg/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZliADgZkHUs
>>586221636it's steve
Did I miss something?kristeve-0.png
>>586170385I'm the fated Steve.
someone bake the next /steve/ please...kristeve-8.png
steve, live.
steve, DIE.saionjikazuha-10.png
Silver and iron to the origin. Gem and the archduke of contracts to the cornerstone. The ancestor is my great master Schweinorg. The alighted wind becomes a wall. The gates in the four directions close, coming from the crown, the three-forked road that leads to the kingdom circulate. Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill. Fill. Repeat five times. But when each is filled, destroy it. I announce. Your self is under me, my fate is in your sword. In accordance with the approach of the Holy Grail, if you abide by this feeling, this reason, then answer. Here is my oath. I am the one who becomes all the good of the world of the dead, I am the one who lays out all the evil of the world of the dead. You, seven heavens clad in three words of power, come forth from the ring of deterrence, O' keeper of the balance!
I ask of you, are you my Master?kristeve-12.png
>>586245123Holy cringe.
So how are we guys spending this All Hallow's Steve? Have you refreshed the thread to make it sp00ky yet?
>>586250324/steve/ doesn't celebrate halloween
>>586250324Refreshing for a koko nya.
>>586250324 I'll be at work
>>586250324dressing as steve
>>585151321How is this steve?
>>586266157She's fine, thanks for asking.
>>586250324I got a yakuman today
>/steve/ dies on all hallow's steveSasuga
not on my watch
>>586283897even steve can't beat the bump limit
>>586284506we're already at the image limit. What is lost from it dying early?
Ron.Ssa ssa....
Sad to see this thread go.The real tragedy was the combination of the PHP exploit shutdown kicking everybody out, and then the thread warring faggot tricking everyone to migrate early to kill the thread because it was too powerful. Maybe next time, there won't be another PHP exploit to ruin the thread.See you later Steves.
dogshit threaddogshit character
stevegod thread stevegod character
what are you talking about? you're gonna bake another /steve/ right?
shirakawahotaru-7.gif
I LOVE STEVE. I LOVE STEVE MAINS. GREAT THREAD. TOTAL STEVE DOMINANCE!
lorelei-6.gif
/steve/ was basically /jong2/ and I'm glad it's goneshiroko-7.png
You were cringe, Steve. Rest in pieces.
bump
anon...
Majsoul Friends Room 89845(3-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89845
2/3
>sanmaHELP
3/3 We shall not go quietly into the long night>DCNOOOO
