>What the heck is this/indie/ is the general for all indie games, such as Age of Decadence, A Hat in Time, Axiom Verge, Baba Is You, Battle Brothers, Battlerite, Card City Nights 2, Cave Story, CrossCode, Cultist Simulator, Darkwood, DashBored, Dead Cells, The Desolate Hope, Disco Elysium, Environmental Station Alpha, FTL, Guacamelee!, Hollow Knight, Knytt, LISA, Lobotomy Corp, Machinarium, Middens, Monolith, Monster Train, Noita, OFF, OneShot, Rimworld, Rain World, Slap City, Slay the Spire, Starsector, Subnautica, Sunless Skies, Tooth and Tail, Underrail, VA-11 HALL-A, Yume Nikki, etc., as well as other games that just don't fit in any other general such as Atelier, Pillars of Eternity, Rayman, and Valkyria Chronicles. /jrpg/ is welcome. Idle games are cool too.Mobile or consoles, Flash or Unity, freeware or early access. This place is a home for the indie game community and indie and obscure games that don't have a home. So be free to talk and share all your hidden gems, forgotten games and starving devs here.>Can I talk about games that already have a general?We mostly discuss games that are not popular enough for their own threads, however, all indie games are allowed. So talk about them if you want, but don't overdo it since you already have other generals for that.>Recommendationshttps://pastebin.com/ZbG0JPSn>Booruhttps://indiegame.booru.org/>Steam Grouphttps://steamcommunity.com/groups/indiegamesgeneral>OP's pastebin:https://pastebin.com/JqqcnEHCPrevious thread: >>584082272
>>584922013/indie/ is dead. Long live /indie/!
cute
>>584926091I don't know who your girlfriend is but tell her she got my full support, she's such a queen i'm envious.
>>584925738Tainted Grail?
>>584928454Valor Mortis. I don't recall any Souls references in Tainted Grail, surprisingly.
>>584928725Ha, the Napoleon game.
>>584929014Yeah. I've got a few gripes with it but I've been mostly enjoying it. It definitely does itself a disservice by starting with some simple linear levels. Once it gets into the dense labyrinths and starts doing the sorts of claustrophobic indoor environments where first-person perspective lets them make it more cramped since you don't need to see yourself to know where you are, the game gets a lot stronger. Enemy variety is pretty dogshit though since FPS melee is still atrocious.
>>584929859That's gotta be the first time I see someone wanting cramped, claustrophobic indoor environnements.
>>584929998It's a good amount of density and lets the levels have a lot of verticality with criss-crossing tunnels. It's cool to have a hamlet of normal sized houses and almost all of them are traversable as you wind your way through the area unlocking shortcuts. Third person leads to a lot of cathedrals and cavernous sewers because you need room for the camera.
>>584930321Ha, easy to get lost, then?
>>584930490Yeah, especially in the late-game areas that often don't have much to visually distinguish one hallway from another. I play a lot of metroidvanias and dungeon crawlers so I'm pretty good at getting a mental map of how it all connects but even then I've had times going back through an area I missed a chunk because I just happened to not notice I hadn't been that way.
>>584930694Neat. I like big explorable levels.
>>584930791The other really nice thing they do compared to Bloodborne is that because guns are much more explicitly part of your arsenal and some enemies are intended to be shot, ammo isn't a consumable. It's limited and you have to find more from enemy drops or in the environment, but you always refill up to a baseline from the bonfire so you're never completely screwed.
The Great Firewall needs to be even stricter.
Ah, Earth Dancer! Your dance has brought me joy and happiness. In gratitude, allow me to bestow upon you this recipe.
>>584931709The Japanese are not faring much better. 39% compared to the Chinese 34%. And the Japanese trend is going down.
>>584931709Still waiting for Steam to let me filter games by country of the developer and publisher.
Indie games are dead.
Just tried out the demos for Toziuha Night: Nosferatu's Curse, Accursed and The Transylvania Adventure of Simon Quest. All very good shit. Even if Konami isn't making any more Classicvania games (and arguably aren't making anymore Igavania games if Belmont's Curse is any indication), at least the indie scene is still keeping that type of game alive.
Think I am gonna drop Riftbreaker. Its was fun for a while, but I don't want to do this for more 10 hours to beat it.
>>584948438Oh I wanted to ask about that series but I was range banned. I saw "Order of the Alchemists" and it looked a lot like Aria of Sorrow.
>>584955330Yeah, Order of the Alchemists was inspired by the Igavania games.Nosferatu's Curse was inspired by Castlevania 3 and Bloodstained Curse of the Moon with the classicvania gameplay combined with multiple characters you can switch on the fly.
>computer too shit to emulate rock band 3Sad
There is like a billion of games I know I want to play but I just don't find any appealing. It's not like my usual burnouts. It's not a lack of energy. It's a true lack of volition.
>>584961420Elden Ring
bump
I'm done being french
>>584922013>>What the heck is thisIt's indies, Dad
>>584922013Niko...
>>584973010Spider...
>>584981098a cute
>>584985243true
>>584922013Slugcat...
>>584992453a...
>>584999667NIG
>>585000063ERIAN PRINCE
>>585000063>>585000217rude
Finished Amid Evil save for the DLC, although it was one of the first games from the retro shooter revival thing, it is nowhere near as fun as Dusk. It's not bad either, but it suffers from having 2 really boring episodes. And also from the fact that it's generally far too abstract for my liking. It's not as abstract as something like Quake 1 or DOOM but it gets pretty close at times. You can generally feel what the level is kind of supposed to be. "Oh this is a temple/Oh this is a monastery/Oh this is a tower/Oh this is a village-esque place" but besides that there is not much showing the purpose of any of the places involved. The two weakest are Domain of the Sentinels which genuinely just feel like a mediocre quake level pack and The Sacred Path which although not as abstract, is just really samey in its theme and not in an interesting way. All of the other episodes though are cool. But the game doesn't have much in terms of stuff you can do with it at the end of the day, and the constantly changing enemies really make it hard for you to get used to any of them or for any of them to stand out. It's still a good game. But so far it's the most uninteresting New Blood game. Not bad, because New Blood published games so far were all good, but definitely the least fun. But that might be because the competition is so strong. You could get Ultrakill or Dusk from the same publisher.
Fucking Slugcat told me that if I gave him all my food so he can hibernate, he'll show me huge food storage when the next dry season comes.Then he fucked off with my food and I've never seen him again.
>>585007245lollmao
>>585007195You're wrong.
>>585007195I liked it more than Dusk. The weapons in dusk are a little better, but it suffers from too many closed spaces. I found the Dusk maps to be mostly boring.
>>585007195For that sort of shooter why is abstraction a bad thing? You're not making any sort of gameplay decision based on the texture of the environment, it's just set dressing.
40 minutes before the most slop-infested Next Fest of all time (until the next one)
>>585013778Oh my fucking godIt's even worse than expected
Playing Chants of Sennar, and im struggling translating these:Top right have to be no. But no idea of other two: Left have to be either up or stair, while bottom right either exit or escape (its even similar to door). but nothing works somehow
>>585021421You have one correct, one misplaced, and one plain wrong
>>585021421Stair feel like "upward", as the arrow obviously emphasize going up the stair themselves, and the bird may perhaps be "freedom".
I fucking hate my self.I caved in and pirated games with AI graphics and/or vibed coded.And I like them.I'm done for guys.
>>585021421It has been a while, but I'm pretty sure the words are up and free.Also aside from the tutorial you don't need to lock in words to progress.Halfway into the game I missed a clue, so I didn't get several pages even when I got all the words. It was pretty fun to rely only on my own understanding.
>>585027857To be fair it doesn't immediately mean they can't be fun.AI graphics just means they look like ass while vibe coding means they run like ass.
>>584775043please be more specific about "the woman author masturbating everywhere"
>>585033929look at the game they are replying to maybe?
>>585034257I don't wanna pollute my steam algorithm
>>585021739>>585023981thanks for the help. I solved it a while ago. it is what was said one was on the wrong spot just back tracking a little to find word for Key made me solve it. thanks.
>>585034368There is no saving minesadly i can't help you either.
>>585034821dang it
mayhaps the two dupe jokers by ante 5 is a bit excessive, I sure hope I don't get an unlucky draw where the kings are at the very bottom of my deck
>>585036364
>>585036550
I save scummed and rolling shop to get wheel to apply 50 chips to a joker was enough to win the boss blind.
>>585036364>>585036550>>585037076Genuine fucking idiot, oh my god. Tell me it's fake. Tell me you cheated those.
>>585042312the seed is there if you want to check
Neat game on my personal calendar so I'm shilling it for no monetary compensationhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2231090/Number_Machine_Math_Factory/Number Machine is an open-ended factory and automation game with math mechanics. Design, build, and optimize factories that automatically assemble and deliver complex numerical structures. Inspired by Opus Magnum and Infinifactory.
anything interesting in the nextfest?
>>584775043you could have seen that from the literal trailerit's a minute of the protagonist masturbating in public at night and rambling
>>585042580Oh my god. Looking at the seed is like watching a very slow train wreck of bad decisions.
>>585044903Oh... You guys weren't joking. That artist seems slightly unhinged according to their twitter and pixiv.
>>585047565women gooners are freaks and they should be culled instead of being bred
People are now making "Sir we have an orc problem" clones
>>585048462>Japanese game dev named Lu makes a game about a Japanese game dev named Lu being depressed and masturbating in publicI respect the dedication to their craft even though I'm pretty sure it's just trolling. I'm more surprised it took this long for a gooner to make a self-insert game about a gooner gooning.
Well I found an Invisible Joker again, this time using it on Bloodstone, held onto Trading Card for as long as I can to trim my deck. Came close to dying multiple times until I got the dupe, and Card Sharp easily secured the win.
also the double tags were used on free shop tag by end of ante 5 since I was broke with Vegabond
>>585050576>theiris she a woman or not
>>585052385I honestly don't know. Could be. It wouldn't be the first depressed female artist to do fat furry with big tits and eventually do porn... *cough* Racal *cough*. But it could also be a guy with a very unstable view of himself.If I were to put money down on either, I'd say "Depressed woman", but I wouldn't put a hundred on it.
Really digging obenseuer but my fuck the dev time is slow
So far I've just downloaded a bunch of deck builders from the steam next fest list.Also, is this a Blue Prince-like?https://store.steampowered.com/app/4617940/Incoherence_Dark_Rooms_Demo/
Well this nextfest is a total wash
>>585062805Not at all.https://store.steampowered.com/app/4603980/Alien_Invasyndrome
luv m'dome, simple as
>>585067316Why do I keep clicking links from here? Why...
>>585071591This one is SFW.https://store.steampowered.com/app/3459340/Laceys_Flash_Games/
>>585071829Who do you think I am, Manlybadasshero? I don't play internet nostalgia horror games.
>>585071957I will play nostalgia bait games if it hits right. Flash games are one of those.
All these cleaning and sorting games, yet none of them come even close to Viscera Cleanup Detail from 10 years ago.
>>585072061Viscera Cleanup Detail 2 any day now...the devs keep saying this at least. I expect another update from them in two months or something.But yeah, I wish more of these organizing games had an actual story being told like VCD did. Doesn't have to be deep, just more than "put these all back on the shelf....GOOD JOB!"
All these first person shooter games, yet none of them come even close to Doom from 33 years ago.
>>585072164There's a story iin VCD?
>>585072061>>585072178The lesson of the story is that when someone makes a new thing and makes it well, it will spawn waves of copycats who don't understand that the original was good not just because of a novel idea but also and maybe even moer importantly good execution
>>585072318Each level you clean up has an unspoken narrative to it. There are some data logs here and there and the viscera and junk tells you everything about what went down. I like how detailed the levels are.I also play the halloween house in October, every few years, for the heck of it.
>>585072574Oh, these. I thought you meant a meta story in the office.
>>585072645>>585072574Oh yeah, there is also "the office" main hub you go back to inbetween jobs that has a puzzle you can do (that requires you to do a few things in different levels).
there is NOTHING to playthese demos fucking suck
>>585074621Elden Ring
>>585048462okay but this time it's a JAPANESE gooner woman
>>585072489I think the other lesson is it's easy to make your definition of "good" be purely degree of similarity to the first thing
>>585072679ladykillers.
>>585071591We had a lot of problems with it.
>>585053153I mean, the scars and huge tits are pretty common for trans people either, but I don't really give that much of a shit myself, I was just confused
>>585076370thing: japan doesn't work with me anonI've seen a gooner woman's roomI have seen it with post nut clarityno I will not call them "goonettes" te-hee, you're a fucking beast of a human being absolutely smashing your gentials with things as big as my forearm that doesn't shower and has squirt stains all over the placeyou may think it's hot but post nut clarity hits your sinuses so hard you just want to retch
indie games are not real
>>585089927That's why I'm using them to escape real life.
>>585090997umm, based?
>>585089927YOUR REAL LIFE IS NOT REALYOU DON'T HUNT YOUR DAILY FOOD TO SURVIVEYOU WOULDN'T SURVIVE THE ELEMENTS IN WHAT LITTLE NATURE IS LEFT AROUND YOUYOU HAVEN'T IMPREGNATED ANY FEMALES TO PASS YOUR GENES ONYOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FEELING OF PROTECTING YOUR YOUNGYOU HAVE NEVER KILLED ANOTHER HUMAN BEING WITH YOUR BARE HANDSYOUR BODY IS WEAK YOUR INSTINCTS DULLED A MOCKERY OF THE ANIMAL ITS ANCESTORS WEREYOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE ALIVE
>>585091763But I did all of that. In Minecraft.
>>585092003See? Indie games are more real
>>585044903I just bought the lewd bundle after playing the big tall lady game of hers. Went in fully blind knowing her games are all the same in someway or another
Ahah look at her go
>>585093626Fucked the limbless fox by the way
>get recommended a game>Huh, inspired by lovecraft in an unorthodox setting? Seem neat>Start it>It come with a fucking trigger warning over muh usage of nazi iconography and shiet, which doesnt bode well at all>End up being a truly unfun chaotic mishmash of barely polished gameplay mechanics, like a walking simulator that pretend to be a platforming game so they could gain gov subsidies fundingThanks god I didnt get 2 hours into this mess, it fucking suck ass and it feel like they were following a goddamn checklist when making it. Its basically nothing but butchered quotations of Lovecraft books with hamfisted political commentaty inbetween like some nazi footsoldier having ptsd over muh evik actions (when the game is happening like 10 year prior ww2 or someshit) and the shoggith et ap are reduced to unmoving set pieces on the level . I mean fuck they didnt even bother to make it one long walking strech, its fucking instanced and separated in arbitrary parts, like you end a level in front of ruin and start the next in a cavern. Like why even fucking bother making the main character a penguin if it bring nothing to the table? Why the fuck allow us to use different species of penguin if the only useful one is the rock climbing one as it allow you to get around the godawful platforming?Honestly a bad experience, wouldnt recommend and requesting a refund.
>>585096370looks absolutely horridcompletely unfuckable
>>584922013Makes me think of ASSlibra.
>>584922013indie game character design be like
>>585096374>barely polished gameplay mechanicsThat's already more polished than the averindie
>>584922013Hoggart...
Avemary Rocket -Captain Patchwork- release date moved to 20275 games remaining
>>585102993sometimes i pity nortubel...sometimes...
I managed to brick my save in two different Metroidvanias this month. In Pharaoh Rebirth+ a boss carried me through the end of level trigger with an attack and that put me back to the level select screen. Because the level was cleared the boss was gone, but because I hadn't beaten the boss I couldn't re-fight him and the next stage hadn't unlocked. In Plus Ultra: Legado I pogo'd off a wall I couldn't break yet through the ceiling of the level and landed on the other side of the wall, and exploring over there put me in a boss fight that immediately set a bunch of story flags and rendered the game unbeatable.I do this to myself but it does keep happening.
>>585131038maybe its time for a different genre.
>>585131617Yeah looking at this month I've played four metroidvanias, two 2D platformers, a 3D zelda clone, a 2D zelda clone, a survivalcrafter, and a soulslike. Maybe I need to click on heads for a bit or something.
>>585102993The zoomers aren't alright.
>>585102993uhhh based?
>>585100015You mean KINOlibra right?
My future boss lied to be about the conditions of the contract I signed up for.Threaten him to go to the judge with it, so instead he gave me some unofficial extra cash to shut up and to quit voluntarily. All this on Europoorean laws.I'm back to being a NEET and the CV grind. I still have quite a bit of money from my last place, so I while I send spam daily my CV I can play vidya at home. God bless linkedin./blogAny spooky game recommendations for spooky season?
>>585136038Kusolibra, sadly. ITWNBTGCG (it will never be this generation's cave story)
Level 1 tribe complete. The Tribe Mode has a very VERY different way of progressing. Also it has traders and money.
>>585137437what game is that?
>>585137661Soulmask. I've been blogposting about it for since I bought it last Chirstmas sale.I recommend it. There's a new Dia de Muertos DLC this or next week released.https://store.steampowered.com/app/5165820/Soulmask__Bone_Bash/
>>585139932That looks awesome.
>>585139932Is it kind of like Conan Exiles or Ark? Reminds me of those.
>>585139932spooky
>>585140663Conan Exiles, but your thralls are waaay more useful, with stats, perks, classes and proficiency, that you can level up, set gear builds, and in general use them as Ark's dinosaurs/pokemon like.You can even unlock the tech to "record" their souls so you can resurrect them if they die. And put them into cryogenic stasis while you don't actively need the.Crafting is also more chinkfied. With item qualities and item mods. And there's a shitton of NPC automatisationRight now I'm playing Tribe Mode medium difficulty, at release there was only Survival. Tribe Mode has new progression system, and a few extra things. But in general, the game lets you customize over a hundred settings/numbers, right now the only differences are Tribe Mode and Survival Mode progressions. I'm very glad that in Tribe Mode tools don't loose max durability after repairing them, which makes the game a lot less micro. On the other hand Tribe Mode has far higher enemy tribe attacks/raids and kidnappings. So I need to divert the crafters I would use in Survival, to guard duties. Also 3 waves of 10 enemy tribesmen at or slightly above your dude's levels is quite interesting thing to do. You can tweak those settings too, but I want to sieges. Set up the warning timer for 20 minutes so I can have ample time for preparations.Also need more /indie/, /egg/ and /civ4xg/ for my Named tribesmen.
>>585141542I got a fancy name for you:>Jean-Charles Edouard Bite-les-Fritures>Madame Esnestinelette Caca-Poulette>Xavier Dupond et Dupont et Françis et Jean-Pierre et Dupondt de Ligonnès
>>585141542gross frog get my generals out of your mouth
>>585141542I see. Looks interesting, but I will probably not touch it, got burned Conan already, too much of gaas model, even before chinese bought the publishers, but afterwards it got infested with mxts out of ass. I made a rule for myself to avoid online games.
>>585146851>gaasHow?Isn't CE a single player game? I conly compared to CE because of the like 20 minutes I played it while blogposting about it here.
>>585149435>Isn't CE a single player game?Not that Anon, but yes and no. It's like ARK, it can be a solo game, but it's mostly intended and designed to play with friends.
>>585149435It has singleplayer part and mp one. Problem is, mp part has infested the game design too much, mostly with gaas shit - mxt shop, fomo tactics of content that is timegated, twitchdrops crap, cash shops and seasons crap. I hate that sort of shit, when I buy a game I want a complete product, at best maybe get some updates and bigger dlcs for some years, but not overdo it where they keep shitting out updates for decade+. In my mind if game does that it's not finished product, early access by a different name.
>>585152253Soulmask is "mostly" intended for coop PvE. But gives you a single player difficulty and at full release, a hundred stats to change so that it can be solo'd in a realistic tiemframe. Like Valheim/Humanitz/Icarus//etc.>>585152638>It has singleplayer part and mp one. Problem is, mp part has infested the game design too much, mostly with gaas shit - mxt shop, fomo tactics of content that is timegated, twitchdrops crap, cash shops and seasons crap. I hate that sort of shit, when I buy a game I want a complete product, at best maybe get some updates and bigger dlcs for some years, but not overdo it where they keep shitting out updates for decade+. In my mind if game does that it's not finished product, early access by a different name.Good lord anon, that sounds horrible. I was waiting for Christmas sales to get CE and creamAPI the DLCs. But if there's twitchdrop and FOMO stuff that can't be get as DLC, then I'll just keep playing it pirated.>In my mind if game does that it's not finished product, early access by a different name.Soulmask's devs seems to work right now by making new content via DLCs like the !notEgypt map, and then cosmetic content. They have added a few new mechanics from the !notEgypt DLC map into the !notAztec basegame map, including being able to travel between them.But so far, they are have been very tame on their monitisation, given that they are chinks.
>>585153697>But gives you a single player difficulty and at full release, a hundred stats to change so that it can be solo'd in a realistic tiemframeI mean, that's standard for survival games now. I had the same thing in Return to Moria, where I struggled a lot before I realized I was playing the multiplayer difficulty.And yeah, Conan Exiles was already bad before Funcom got their fingers in it.
>>585153697Yeah, it was not so bad when game was still in early access or some time after the release. Back you only had dlc packs and annoying updates that broke some mods, which was a warning sign to me and kind of redpilled me on games as a services and forced online (I played some mmos before that, but I mostly don't like those either).Shit got worse when funcom got bought by tencent with all other mxt stuff and fomo.Anyway, I don't want to shit up the thread since this is for indies, but that shit flares me up from time to time.
>>585154273>that shit flares me up from time to timeConan Exiles was good, though.
>>585154527I mean, it was enjoyable, it's just that I have bad taste in my mouth from how it all went down.Also, it's still kind of bad, because as I said, even back then it had gaas elements. Now I know to avoid games that might offer singleplayer, but have major mp component, because i know that it will be just annoying to play. Patches, updates, breaking mods and stuff, basically, I don't like playing at devs pace and time. I play at my own pace, and play product, not a service. But that sort of thinking infests even singleplayer games, even faggots on 4chan here will post steam charts or some shit and say that singleplayer game is "dead" as if it's some gaas shit, they seemingly WANT constant updates and patches.
BROTHERS, QUICKLYBOLTER BITCH OR ULTRASMURF?
>>585155214bolter bitch looks sexy goth-like so her
>>585156013Good choice. Time to exorcise my trauma of watching a friend play Hellraiser.
>>584948438I concur; Toziuha Night is awesome.
>>585155214BOTHAT THE SAME TIME
>>585156342Suck it up, it's not Demonophobia or House of Velquez
>>585154224>And yeah, Conan Exiles was already bad before Funcom got their fingers in it.I thought it was Funcom project from the start before Tencent bought Funcom and their games. (RIP Secret Worlds).>>585154273>Shit got worse when funcom got bought by tencent with all other mxt stuff and fomo.>Anyway, I don't want to shit up the thread since this is for indies, but that shit flares me up from time to time.But what I still don't understand is what kind of micro transaction the game can have?Icarus shows with a bazillion DLCs, but only 4 are actual content and the others are purely cosmetic And granted that it started as a roguelite that pivoted to persistent. But micro and even HOMO events? How?
>>585157093>But what I still don't understand is what kind of micro transaction the game can have?Items, skins, pets, that sort of thing. Some of it is in dlc packs, but a lot of it is inn the cash shop, some of it was behind seasons or whatever, and I think it was time limited, at least some of it, as were some items in the cash shop, it's basically bullshit that mmos do. So fuck that.
>>585156737Shame, we can't. No coop.>>585156880Never heard of House of Velquez.
BROTHERSIS IT TRUE THAT THE EMPEROR IS HAPPY WHEN ONE OF HIS ENEMIES DIE?I'M ABOUT TO MAKE HIM THE HAPPIEST GIANT SKELETON IN THE GALAXY
>>585161549Okay, you made me get the first game.
I pussied out on erratic deck, 4OAK is just way more reliably played than 5OAK. At the end I realized I wasn't even on gold stake to collect the gold stamp on Invisible Joker.
just one more deck win left tho then I can start anaglyph negative joker tag farm
>>585165776But Anon, the first game has no playable sister of battle, only the angriest Ultramarine alive.I mean, it's still one of my favourite shooters, but still. Also check the options, you wanna make sure you have the chainsaw on "hold" and not tap.
>>585099878You still wouldn't leave her unsupervised late at night in the local graveyard, right?
>Doom in Minecraft>Doom in Factorio>Doom in HOI4Motherfuckers will put Doom in ANYTHING
>>585173881Did they try putting Doom in Doom?
WHO THE FUCK GAVE ME THE HUBRIS THAT I WOULD BE ABLE TO RAID THE DUNGEONS WITH BONE WEAPONS AND LEATHER ARMOR BEFORE THE INVASION THAT FUCKER WAS MEFUCK ME
Eeey we're back
Arise!
I like how in GK2 the villagers and towns people, are actually worried about the sheer amount of zombies working day and night at the Grave Keeper's home.
dont die
I wonder just how many laws a gameshow like this would break.
why does every game I play keep making the fish fuckableI feel like fucking Nemo's dad the way I've got shit to do and instead this fish is after my dick
>>585188249What the fuck kind of games you play?
>>585188426right now it's splatoon raiders
>>585188249?
>>585188583...right. Try games like Sea of Thieves, Runescape Dragonwilds, Abiotic Factor, Cruelty Squad.
>>585189086No, I'm waiting for 1.0, already did, and already did. Also I dunno if she's a fish but if you're implying the Leyak isn't also fuckable I don't know what to tell you.
>>585189241I don't know what a leyak is and I don't think I want to know.
>>585188249Welcome back anon, we've missed you.
>>585192179Fuck I almost went outside
>Bioware is killThough let's be real, its been dead since Anthem
>>585194340Another EA skinsuit goes broke.
>>585196212ayy
what the fuck is a baba and why do people keep calling me one
>>585201604you never were the guy despite wanting to be him, and so this is what happened
was going through my backlog and saw this>twwrwr - (top down tower climbing)but looking it up as produced no results. anyone know what the fuck this is? i can't remember at all
>>585201604Baba is (you)
I beat Boltgun 2. Damn if it was fun....alright, time to beat it again, but as Malum, and in Hard.
>>585175016>Did they try putting Doom in Doom?Yes.In the ORIGINAL Doom 2 executable, no less.Not a sourceport with new code and extra features.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6hnQ1RKhbo
>>585220126WHAT THE FUCK.
>>585220628Exploiting a bug in the original code to do anything he wants. Real hacker shit. The video is actually a good primer on how modern day software vulnerabilities are exploited.The guy also showcases a few other funny things in the video, such as valid jpg files that double as hacked Doom saves which, when loaded, turn the game into Spave Invaders.
>>585220901>valid jpg files that double as hacked Doom saves which, when loaded, turn the game into Spave InvadersWITCHCRAFT!
>>585220957Yeah kinda.It turns out all the foundational pillars of software systems are mere jokes and you can actually just do whatever.
>>585220957That anon is talking out of his ass.It was Asteroids not Space Invaders.
>>585222487You just disproved dead internet theory.Thanks for being human and possessing the intellectual curiosity to actually care about the subject instead of just posting fake reactions.It's not a high bar but if everyone was on your level, the internet would still be a better place.
>>585222810It's kind of sad that I wish you were being sarcastic.
>>585223460It will only get worse.
>play some old shit>defaults to fullscreen at 800x600 or whatever>now all my windows are resized and repositionedAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>585224947Are you using some kind of meme OS This stopped being a problem over 10 years ago
>>585225124I only use TempleOS.
>>585225124Just Win10So, yes
>>585225367I thought you were on 7 because that was fixed in 8Skill issue
>>585225438It's shit from a Reflexive archive, so not only are they geriatric, they're also badly made.One game needs compat mode. One crashes when using compat mode. One launches as a single line of pixels. One uses DRM different from everyone else.But, Jetz n Guns works great.
>>585224947Holy fuck zoomers these days are fucking stupid.
>>585227546Cry some more.
>>585156880You mean House of Velez?
>>585137263
>>585137263Okay Phil Fish
>>585224947just change windows display settings
>>585224947There are bigger problems with old games not running well...
A Song of SunlightA great platformer/souls-like RPG with a fantastic storyIt's free
why is it free
>The game is rolled out in parts (chapters) rather than as a full-price complete package upfront.
New DLC dropped. Now I'm a skeleton.
The skeleton skin has new idle animations.Spooky!
New free mask too.
bro seriously decided he's going to learn how to draw one face and give it to every single man, woman and child
Using the mask's power turns you into a catrina. while your followers start dancing when they are idle.Best of all is that there are buffs for your followers if the Festival Mode power is on. and being still in bone tier makes for a very funny looking entourage.
The NPC tribes' barracks have been mexicanized too.
All enemy NPCs are now skeletons too.Luckily I use hammer as my secondary.
>>585259183This UI is really triggering me because everything, from the font to the color scheme to the icons, looks like it's from an Amplitude game
>>585261507Chink company prease understando
>>585259342free game, beggars can't be choosers
>>585256860>>585256607all of the dev's games are free. every chapter is free.its genuinely a great game, shame its so underrated/sailed under the radarif you're in the mood for a platformer souls-like with a real focus on character-driven storytelling and a bit of "city of ember", I suggest giving it a shotthere's about 6-7 hours of content for the chapters that are out now
>>585262613if all the games are free how can I be a beggar
>>585259342I seem to recall that the dev has acknowledged his limits as an artist and wants to bring on other artists to helpbut still, its the writing that really sells it for me. I can overlook a bit of sameface between a few characters
>>585260096I love it.
>>585258993don't lose your head over it
I don't think I can repair that.
>>585259541funny how that character reminds me of Conan exiles, as game in general does
>>585281918You keep saying that, but given you also mistook Enshrouded for Conan Exiles, and Runescape Dragonwilds for Conan Exiles, and even Vintage Story for Conan Exiles, I think maybe you're the problem here.
>>585281918The chinesium is a hell of a lot stronger here.CE is pure 80's western fantasy.
>>585282784Maybe, but then again, these games have something in common.>>585283140True, that said, your character reminds me of Derketo.
>>585274306don't worry, you have a secret button that instantly repairs your shuttle entirely and also teleports you out of anywhere you might've gotten stuck
>>585283368I think it is the Unrealengine-optimized models and lighting system that makes everything look very alike.Like with those sodium lights for streetlight or those special bulbs like picrelated that are made to make everything have the same colour. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodium-vapor_lamp
>>585284086Possibly, but maybe also UI style, not specifics of them, but generalities, due to gameplay, or maybe indeed Funcom infested my brain with Conan. 9
>>585283943Is it called "fling yourself into the sun"?
>>585286080well, that too
Lord, riding the alpaca looks silly as fuck. But when unladen they go faster than an african swallow.
>>585291624With out without a coconut?
>>585291624You ever see one in real life? Alpacas in general look silly as fuck.
I will NOT attune my skillsI will ONLY use lessons on their own skills>there are barely any high lantern books, and TWO easy +2 prentice recipe when most principles don't even get one, so the only use for ashartine is to turn it into xanthotic essence and turn that into Uzult
My wife and I are making a clinic simulator in Unity. It's our first game on Steam, and we're currently improving the graphics and gameplay.The diagnosis system is based on identifying symptoms and ruling out possible diseases. You can also build your clinic freely, hire up to 50 employees, and play co-op with up to 4 players.Oh, and you can fight old ladies in the waiting queue.Steam page: https://store.steampowered.com/app/5167770/Clinic_Simulator?utm_source=4ch
Alright, which one first /indie/
oh wowSo that's why the statue was so expensive.
>>585291909>With out without a coconut?With a load of copper ore.>>585292023>You ever see one in real life?I haven't. But I would like to pet one irl. They look fluffy as fuck, and I read something of them not being as asshole as llamas.
>>585294613Hell is us
>>585235963Is that the guy who hates all Japanese games irrationally? I forget. I happen to love Japanese games. Asslibra is just bad and a forced meme.
>>585296660
>>585296660They're quite fluffy, it's like petting a pillow with the texture of a carpet. And they tend to be sweethearts and are too curious for their own good, but can still get real mean if they don't like you.They also look like total fucking goobers that a game just can't convey.
>>585297964How different are alpacas from llamas?
Gee, it sure is boring around here!Pick a retro-game I should play. Zelda, Pokemon or chrono trigger? I accept other suggestions.
This truly is the Dark Souls of shooters.>>585303876Pokémon, because I want to fuck Whitney.
>>585308006That's the next leader I have to fight in heartgold so I'll take that coincidence as fate. Thanks.
what the fresh hell is this
Any gems from next fest?
>>585318359So far, nothing extraordinary
>>585318359false echo seems like it will be fun but I've seen nothing else so far
So, Guild Wars 1 introduced a "hero" system years ago, where you can not only equip your own character, but you can also fully equip & create builds for NPC characters in your party. This has been pretty universally loved. What other multiplayer games / MMOs do you guys think would be improved by letting you fully gear and control NPCs as party members? To me the most obvious is Division 2. I would love to do dungeons and raids by myself.
>>585318359>>585319583Alright scratch that because i just played Prospice and it was cool as fuckI'm not a fan of Mudrunner and Mudrunner-like but the spooky setting works great for the genre.
>>585318359Social pressure for GabeN to introduce an AI blacklist toggle.
>>585324562>What other multiplayer games / MMOs do you guys think would be improved by letting you fully gear and control NPCs as party members?Final Fantasy XIV.
>>585324837Yeah that might be good.I was thinking WoWForever / FFXIV, the only issue I have is that the raids might be a bit too complex for NPCs.
>>585318359Depends on what genres you like. I've liked a lot of them though.https://rentry.org/October2026NextFest
>>585325291I mean, FFXIV already has a system to play with NPCs. It's just annoying because NPCs use old version of the player skills, so when I see an allied paladin use "flash", I have no idea what it does.
>>585325390>Apple Crumblelol no
Has anyone tried Stupid Never Dies? Seems fun.
>>585308006The kid who throws a tantrum and starts to cry when you beat her in pokemon crystal?
>>585303876Pokemon Conquest
>>585327702Yes saar you've gained many izzat by implying the man named "Eduardo" is a brahmin saar!
moo
Wife
>>585335491my wife mesmer is there too
You now remember Thrillville
>>585342041YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I REMEMBER THRILLVILLE
>>585330990He's gonna say the n word, /fog/ thought me of this...
>>585342068The best minigames were the FPS ones and the beat-em-up chihuahua. Honorable mention to that fantasy twin-stick shooterSkeeball can go fuck itself
>>585337837>>585335491How does she stick to the wall?Is this a new magic spell she learned?
>>585342828I liked to make minigolf courses where one hole filled the entire plot
>>585343225it's because of all the gallons I've lost to her sticking to it
>>585329818>the kid?
>>585344782Fairy! Clefairy!
>>585347973I mean, Whitney isn't really a kid. She looks like she's legal, and prime age for corrective measure.
>>585102993what is the deal with short characters?
>>585115712a...
Thanks to the /indie/bro who blogposted a bit about Shards of Order a few months agoI didn't realize how much i needed a deckbuilder NON roguelike
>>585318359I think dark side void will be good.
>>585367229Someone needs to make a new Omega Boost.
>>585367229Waht that 100% orange juice thing
>>585369182A star? The sun?
>>585369707Acceleration of SUGURI 2 my bad
>>585348030I'm pretty sure the age of majority in pokemon is 10
>>585371638Why the fuck would it be so low?
>>585371707That's when people leave the house and go on unsupervised trips to other cities/countries. It'd be kind of weird if they weren't emancipated at that point.
>>585371869Fair, but still. Thank heaven the world of pokemon is so nice, because any pedophile would have a field day in that world.>"oh you lost the pokemon fight, drop your pants, bend over and stick your butt out">"i can just give you half my money">"half your virginity is enough"
>>585372348what would be worsea pedo buttraping you after a loss or a zoophile raping your pokemon after a loss?
>>585374424The latter. NTR is a trash fetish.
>>585374871NTR implies you have romantic feelings towards your pokemon, that's kinda gay
>>585367229Eeh, I'd just play Cryptark again.
>>585376926I'm not gay. I don't have any romantic feeling towards male pokemon.
I'm not crossing that...
>>585382103Ok, now this gives me real Conan Exiles>inb4yes, I know it's not it, but it remind me of river valley and desert area, and all survival UI.
>>585362040weasel
>>585303876I am playing Castlevania Harmony of Dissonance. Not my favorite, but its okay.
>>585303876Seventh Cross: Evolution
Torchlight II is getting vibecoded updates. Christ alive.
>>585397027Oh...I didn't finish playing it yet.
>>585397027Is that bad?
>>585403118It released 14 years ago and has had two sequels since then, both of which were godawful. It's a symbol that the snake has moved past eating its own tail and is progressing to the midsection. The rights got bought out a few years ago so this is just data harvesting and trying to burn the last bits of goodwill.
The mere existence of this just gets funnier and funnier as the years go on
>>585407643I saw you make a thread on /v/ already.Go scream his name from the roof tops, right before jumping off of it.
>>585407805>/v/eeewwwww
>>585408130>eeewwwwwYou have to be 18+ years old to post on this website.
>>585407643hehe
Now that I think about it, was Payday 2 one of the first 'live service' games?
>>585409402At that point you may as well count TF2, or even MMOs
>>585409402look up MUDs
>>585408401You have to be under 18 to browse /v/
>>585044586>anything interesting in the nextfest?Ja
>>585384006SHUT THE FUCK YP ALREADY>this reminds me of Conan Exiles>this reminds me of Conan Exiles>this reminds me of Conan ExilesSHUT YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF BEFORE I PLUG IT WITH MY DICK
insert boss baby meme
Is this Conan Exiles?
I fucking love sandstone.
>>585293532The game really is more fun only using lessons on their own skills. You start having a use for weathers when zero nectar books show up and you still don't have earth sign reliably. You can get walled on some thins though. Here I highrolled lantern and knock, but it was hell on earth making asimel, and thus the high moon/winter blocks really were a problem.
Al-Kharid?
>Deep and complex cooking minigame>No mise en placeLiterally unplayable.
>>585429359I think that's because typically cooking minigames are about minigames, and they're themed after cooking. It's not a game ABOUT cooking.
>>585423943Why is your shit in japanese?>>585429359I've made my peace with the fact that no videogame can do cooking well, there's not gonna enough feedback approximate the real thing.
dude pleaseretreat and fire from range, don't engage the poxwalkers in melee, you'll die
Binding of isaac has online and local multiplayer now..? Neat. But that's a very hard game. It must be awful to play with friends and fight for items.
>>585436086It's buggy too. Sometimes sessions will forcibly end, sometimes the game will outright crash. Also lots of network buffering.Best way to clear the online completion marks is to create a private lobby, then start on your own. Flawless.
>>585436242Can't you just play with the remote play together thing?
>>585436547I believe so. Can't confirm, since I don't have friends, so I play with randos.
>>585436851>I don't have friends
>Steam achievements will soon be able to be split into base game, dlc and seasonal achievement setsNice.
>>585437952Yes. The last time I had friends was about fifteen years ago. Not very good ones either.
>>585437952I don't have friends either or else I would have convinced them to play the boi multiplayer mode with me.
>>585438574>I don't have friends either
>>585437952This anon deserves rape.
i think of all of you as my friends.
>>585435942my man he wants to diedeath in combat is the ultimate desire of any krieger
>>585438740wan some fuck?
>>585439841Well, he died. They all died. These poxwalkers are actually scary in Boltgun 2, they're just not fancy mooks like in Darktides.
Am I supposed to be able to tell how much better the rare is than the common? This shit looks identical, bro.
>>585441437What the fuck. They ARE identical, save for two more metal signs in the style.
>>585418102Path of Achra >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rift WizardBtw
>>585441437What about the pictures on the right?Do they show anything to about their differences? Are they video thumbnails?
>>585417912kinda gay broski
>>585441829They're video thumbnails for the style skill
At least Titus had battle brothers by his side.Malum is alone.
>>585376953Cartoony does nothing for me when it comes to action games.
>>585418336cataclysm is famously a conan exiles-like
Fuck sake that game is a joke in normal, but in hard, suddenly a butcher running off the corner and landing a critical hit on you is no joke.
>>585445475>he thought he could survive a mountain of WAAAGHyu beef
That's a lot of bullet holes.
>>585446075GRAAAAAH
>>585417912hmmmmm.... nyo
>>585418336This is a sseth game.>>585425392Nohttps://conanexiles.fandom.com/wiki/Sepermeru,_City_of_the_Relic_Hunters
I tried getting back into rain world after a year but good lord I'm rusty
>>585423943>80% of the screen is UI
>>585459124Become sluggy
>>585465824I'm gonna leave my hunter save be until I can pick it back up without fucking it up
>>585414769Which game is this? Couldn't find it on Steam. I thought it could be False Echoes, but this one's art style is much closer to Papers Please.
>>585466042Situation: You have a half finished save>come back to a game>dont remember what you were doing>okay ill just start a new save as a refresher>play a while>forget about old save>fast forwardSituation: You have two half finished saves
>>585471494The true nightmare is>come back to a game>dont remember what you were doing>okay ill just start a new save as a refresher>play a while>it sucks because you feel burnout from playing the beginning again
>>585474619>start new game>get bored after a while>leave more or less at same point where you dropped the first save>fast forward a year, feel like playing again>rusty and don't remember what you were doing on the last save, again
So question for the anon who played Subteranean; mines of titan, I have a question; where the fuck is the B03 mine storage keycard? I heavily suspect the reactor relay is there, but I seem to have explored the whole floor and I cant find any new paths where the keycard would be. I tried exploring further and even reached b04 and b05 but didnt find anything.The only theoretical path I can think of is that there is a secret hole somewhere that I can dive down into that allow me to the separated section of the first farm layer, but I cant seem to find anything, my character pass a comment when in the storage room just before the market but I cant figure out what exactly im supposed to interact with, and its annoying me because every trek down there require a long ass detour from b02 downward.
>>585474619>Start a new game because you remember it fondly>Remember everything as you play, which trivialize the entire experienceI want to play the elden ring DLC, but I just cant enjoy the hundred hour or so of gameplay beforehand that I've played thoroughly multiples times on almost all build types. I could try on my highest lvl character, but he is like on ng+7 so enemies hit like a train which make it a chore to play.
>>585475281There's nothing you need in there and the key is much deeper
>>585475702Thanks for the heads up, at least I know not to bother for the meanwhile, just wish I could get the freaking b03 elevator to work as putting a relay in doesnt seem to do jackshit, but ill figure that one out myself.
>>585474619Something that happened to me fairly often was:>start game>do extensive tutorial, get used to weird controls>tutorial was so tiring that I leave once it's over, and intend to start the game proper the next day>forget it>finally return to it>no idea how to do anything because forgot everythingThis has happened with Ghost of Tsushima, Dwarf Fortress, and Final Fantasy XIV's instrument playing, I learned how to read a musical paper and I forgot because I should've trained every day.
>>585475281>>585471494>>585474619I somehow fucked up and lost my saves for Mines of Titan and Pragmata.
Waiter! WAITER! More grimdark fantasy please!
>>585462223its a menu game, so ya.
>>585471494the trick is you can't actually "lose" survivor in the same way as hunter, which has a set time limitand I had already reached the end so this is a second run for survivor, I was doing teleport shenanigans with virtues to get to pebbles and moon asapthere's no loss in survivor, especially if you restart, you can re-ascend with like, three teleports to max karma and fuck off into the void
porting all of freelancer into Underspace and adding "humans" as a playable race so I can finally fuck Jella.
>>585481664>Mister Hands.webm>Has no hands
>>585484164its his ghost
>>585484164Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.
>>585481664>Jellawho?
>>585484164it's a joke
>>585489787waifu
>>585499128Cogfucker.
>>585297704I'm convinced that you don't have a soul if you dislike Astlibra.
I am so sick I put on some podcasts and I just let it go in the background, so I think I just lost like a third of my braindo you have any good games for a currently mentally challenged individual
>>585502104https://store.steampowered.com/app/5097170/Femboy_Hot_Springs
>>585502104Burnout 3
3 winstreak A10 Silent, really just feels like you can force shivs and turn your brain off. I miss discard shell
>>585502104https://store.steampowered.com/app/2101390/Lost_and_Found_Co/
>>585504482seems good, thanks>>585504162honestly not a bad idea
>>585471208Use the website's built in google image search.
>>585499505Technically there's some sort of organic creature in there.
>>585507556wat
>>585507717The Veilers are all organic creatures implied to be basically space guinea pigs wrapped up in giant mecha shells.
>>585508286Oh, these are the Veilers? I think I mistook them for the microscopic extremely hostile little buggers.
>>585508586Those are the macrovari.
On Darkest Dungeon, is Bloodmoon Difficulty (the one with a time limit) feasible for my first playthrough, or should I do the previous one first?
>>585462223Those trays are pulled up
>>585511410Eeeeeh... The game is very grindy, so stick to previous ones.
lmao, look at this dude
>>585521442What the heck is that shite? Is that a parody or something?
>>585521576Creeper World IXE
>>585523157>Creeper WorldI rarely get to talk about that series on 4chan....
>>585521576>Is that a parody or something?Probably Civilization.
>>585523304We can talk here, but there isn't much to say about it, I suppose.
>>585523797I guess that's true. Weird niche game. Weird story, but interesting concepts. Cool music.
>>585521442He looks exactly like someone who would create an entire game series about fluid mechanics
Kenshi would be so much more enjoyable if it didn't run like abysmal dogshit.
>>585525102true, well, it didn't run that bad for me, but it can chug at times, and I didn't test it out that much to begin with
I'll probably never play Star Valor again after the station update fucked up everything, but humor me anyway. Do bases finally restock their faction-specific items, or are they still gone forever once you buy them?
i feel like most runs in blueprints are just me wasting time and i can't tell if it's because i'm doing something wrong or if i simply got shit draws that time
>>585530594You will get kids telling you everything you're doing wrong by giving you information that haven't yet been revealed to you.
I'm starting to get game burn out again
>>585537836Again? I never stopped.
I hate Quasimorph because I have a crippling need to hoard every scrap of loot but it only lets me take like 10% of the shit that's laying around and it physically pains me.
>>585539474You'd hate Brigador Killers.
>>585539614I tried the demo when it came out and the inability to fully lootwhore caused my muscular system to start detaching itself from my skeleton.Game's fun tho
>>585540019Oh, it's worse.You CAN pick up everything, you "only" have to find a big enough truck.
I need a new mainline game.Maybe something with community servers, like the old days.
>>585539474This is good for me to know, thank you
>>585546223>with community serversYuck
>>585521442you wish you had the balls to put your completely average face unedited in an indie game in a sandbox tooltip
Trying to do a full playthrough of Postal 2 on postal difficulty for the achievement.It took me two and a half hours to get through Monday. I don't think I'm good enough for this.
You know, I kinda really *really* like how Helldivers II handles. It's probably the best "feeling" tps out there. The weapons feel nice and beefy, I like that crosshair + circle that indicates where the barrel of your gun is actually pointing combo, so when you take something like a heavy machine gun, and and you swish your mouse around, you can see where your character is actually aiming, and it gives "weight" to your weapons. Kinda makes me wish there were decent single player games that played more similar to HD2.
>>585568295No.>>585567675Good luck.
...fuck.
is furry scav good yet?
>>585570220:(
>>585560423zoomzoom
>>585572442I enjoy it, especially with the qol mod, but it's still unfinished
oh sick>The game will be 22.99 USD with a 15% launch discountyeah I'll grab it during the winter sale then, it'll be a buggy mess at launch anyway
anon dev here. released my first game, CASTLEHEAD ARCADE: 4 retro pixel-art puzzle/arcade games in one app. free, no ads, no IAP, works offline (Android). made it alone, any feedback welcome.https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.castleheadstudios.castleheadarcade
>>585575993Heck's that? Looks like a tile game? Is there a market for these for mobiles?
>>585575993You've got the wrong board.
Are you kidding me?Secrets in this game are something else.
>>585576176Yeah, I think there is! Mobile puzzle games can be a good fit for short gaming sessions. CASTLEHEAD ARCADE is my take on retro arcade and puzzle games, dark fantasy style, with chunky pixel art and 4 different games in one app. It's free, has no ads or IAPs, and works offline. I'm just starting out, so feedback is always welcome!
>>585576492I don't have a phone, so my feedback is limited. Good luck.
>>585576282xD wich way then gamerman?
>>585576315why is everything smeared with vaseline
>>585581195why aren't you?
>>585523918the lore is deep, but I don't remember that much about all the previous games. IXE seems to take place around the same age of CW2. Abraxis appears on a ship in the prologue, they also mention Varro, but of course, it could be completely different versions of Varro or Abraxis.
>>585575993This is vibe coded, isn't it? There's a laundry list of technical issues that no human coder, even an amateur one, would make. And I only played for like 15 minutes.I like the art though.
>>585586003Thanks for giving it a try, and glad you liked the art! I'm a solo indie dev, so I'm always looking for feedback. Could you share a few specific examples of the technical issues you encountered? Which game were you playing? I'd genuinely like to investigate and fix anything that's broken. ^^
>>585586003And yes, of course is vibe :)
>>585581195>why do retro game look retroGee I don't know.
>>585586514I swear I read a legit dev on Steam forums reply like this.
Looks fun.
>>585594262Cute butts.
>>585594360Spider...
>>585594262translator's note: "I can see her panties"
>>585586514When I first started the game, it was in Spanish. English is more common, so that should be the default language.Even after changing it, there were still some Spanish text here and there. Mainly in the difficulty selection pages and the achievement descriptions in the crypt.The music doesn't stop when the app is in the background or the phone is locked. The game seems to pause fine otherwise.Main menu buttons and fonts don't match the pixelart style.Settings menu formatting is messed up on my screen size. The header text is out of the box, buttons are too close to each other.Shop screen can be scrolled left and right.The rolodex for the games looks neat and all, but I honestly thought at first that it was a slot machine randomly selecting games for me. I don't see it why it couldn't be a simple list.The difficulty selection screens are inconsistent. Normally you would code a single screen and reuse it for each game, but it looks like the AI made a different screen for each game that only superficially resemble each other. More on them later while talking about the games. Speaking of.>HeadcrushNot really my type of game so I haven't played it much. But having a button that rotates in 2 directions and another that mirrors, instead of a single button rotating 4 directions seem like a weird decision. Or maybe it'll matters more for later difficulties, idk I haven't played that long.>HeadtwistLocked difficulties are hidden for some reason. Aside from that I haven't found any issue but haven't played it much either.>HeadjongText above the "How to play" button is barely legible.Easy and normal are literally the same. Same number of tiles, same shape, same time limit. So are hard and extreme.Aside from that the tiles are in the same boring pyramid shape just bigger.>HeadsplashIt's a fucking mess that needs its own post.
>>585597508>Headsplash or Head Splash according to difficulty screen.Normal and Hard difficulties were unlocked by default for some reason.The layout is messed up on my screen size. The buttons are too big and halfway out of the screen. Also I don't see why there is a full d-pad when just left and right buttons should be enough.The timer starts immediately even in the memorize phase. So while difficulty page says you have 65 second in reality you only have 59.The later levels are pure RNG. If the game puts the heads needed at the bottom of a big tower you won't have enough time to pick it all up.If you lose the game, you'll still get a next level button. Winning a locked level will unlock the level after it. Pressing next level on nightmare keeps it at nightmare.The endgame text screen also non-sense in general. There's point counter that gives 50*Heads collected or 750 if you won. It also tracks how much blood collected, 0 or 5 depending on if you won, not how many heads you've collected.Why the fuck did I waste 2 hours typing this shit?
no clue not even reading that
>>585594262
>>585597782>Why the fuck did I waste 2 hours typing this shit?Because deep down, you find it entertaining. Being the mental work dissecting and analyzing the games. Or the work involved redacting a well written feedback.People in general invest time and mental work in stuff they say they don't know why they did it. But most of the case is because they find it fun in some subconciouss level, that tickle in the right way some parts of their neurons that they don't know they had.
>>585597508Thank you for the analysis! This is the best playtesting feedback I've ever received. I'll implement all the necessary fixes for the bugs you've found, and I really appreciate you taking the time to test the game and share your feedback. Thank you so much!
lmao
>>585606770
>>585606939
lol
Tall lady game got me to spend 100€ for the physical edition + figurine
>>585614469what game so I may learn from your mistakes
>>585614538Bel's fanfare, basically zelda but made in spain, the tall lady i suppose is something like those big fairies zelda has https://youtu.be/oU1cBLwuQpw
>>585614469This looks oddly familiar.
>>585614818The rendering looks similar to Skyward Sword
>>585614768imagine spending 100 bucks on an indie game
>>585615969You don't have to imagine, i just said i did. Faggot.
>>585616314>Faggot>uses a cute anime girl as a reaction imageyeah okay.
>>585620125>ad hominemof course anon
>>585620521imagine wasting time learning the names of fallacies as if you argued online for a hobby this nigga argues with strangers online and jerks off to huge sad ladiesdo they remind you of your mom or somethingLMAO
Done with Silver PinesIt OkayApparently there's an ending that requires all 25 mementos but i'm not fucking doing that
>>585621019>imagine wasting time learning the names of fallacies as if you argued online for a hobbyAnything to keep the thread alive>jerks off to huge sad ladiesYou don't?
>>585614469bitch this thing doesn't even have a price on steam
>>585621942Bought the thing on kickstarter, they are going to send it late 2027, if it fails i just get my money back anyway
>>585508586No, that's the macrovari and their secret is that the hyperviolence is actually their natural state and the government covers it up after winning a civil war and pushes the race towards science rather than being warriors, the reason they fight each other so much is because they're not used to it
>>585621942kikestarter says twenny plus tip
>>585594262that's a big sword
>>585622116Ooooh, okay.I thought the extreme hostility was their natural urges. Kinda like the Ur Quans.
>>585622075NIGGA YOU SPENT A HUNDRED DOLLARS ON AN INDIE GAME YOU HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED YET???fuck's wrong with your life
>>585622421Are you guys all poorfags? I mean, i don't have a girlfriend, no car, no big expenses, just a mortgage that is low enough for me to have a bunch of money i can throw on things. I bought the physical edition of OFF for example even if i played the original 20 years ago for free
>are you guys poor or something??It's like I'm really on /v/
>>585623062But here we actually do play videogames. Right? Right /indie/bros?
>>585623327Technically speaking, one guy that everyone hates does.
>>585623327I do. Sometimes I even post about what game I'm playing!
>>585624254is this like the Enda game for for south americans?
>>585624410No
>>585624254I already did thoughI can only get pelted with bottles so many times brother
>>585622695Just because you have money, doesn't mean you NEED to be wasteful with it, or to engage on unhealthy consumerist practices. Just because you can, that doesn't that you should or that you need it.I am fucking tired of this internet "u poor" meme to justify dumb decisions.
>>585624754I'm keeping the whole industry alive with my dumb decisions, so no problem anon :3c
Almost done with completionist. Kinda fun and annoying at same time to juggle jokers almost every round. Brainstorm with MIR gives nice amount of cash to burn through the shop to find jokers.
i don't think anyone itt cares about sts but i wanted to vent because ive been getting back into it and trying to learn from youtubers but the whole japaneseexport navegreed etc. crew is so insufferable and impossible to learn from. these dudes barely have 50% win rates which isn't even that hard in sts2 but when they talk about how to play the game they act like they have 100% win rates and understand everything and talk super reductively about everything and ignore all the nuance that is required to handle different scenarios and different runs to actually get higher than 50% win rates then instead of citing their own wins to show the game is easy they do some dumb shit like say "this one chinese guy hit a 50 win streak so that means the game is easy for me and i know everything". then you watch nave play a run and he makes fun of the game and says hes getting all the strong cards and the game is so braindead, then he dies on floor 7, gets all pissy, says he was trolling and that the game didn't give him real cards, then goes on the podcast to say he wins every time with this one strat.
>>585627069An anon from here recommended Baalorlord and i learned a lot from him, after watching his daily yt videos for basically 2 years now. And no drama.
>>585627069>i don't think anyone itt caresyou're goddamn right
>>585627501baalor is pretty chill yeah i like him. jorbs is ok too but his autism makes him difficult to listen to sometimes. they just don't have as much good teaching content for sts2 yet and just kinda upload highlight runs.
>>585627709be nice
https://youtu.be/QtonbiPjtE0 i'm going to bust a nut if the whole game will have this type of songs
>>585631725you nut easily
Hell is Us is the true Balkan War Experience™
>>585631725This looks like it was made by foids from top to bottom. Pass.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wMq0cuK_-qsOh, it IS foid slop.
I've never played any of the Souls games, so a friend had me play his copy of DS3 when I was over recently.He did not tell me it was modded.Apparently the first boss is supposed to be some big knight guy, and NOT a huge firey dog-thing. He did not inform me of this until I killed it, after an hour of being horribly murdered.My opinion of Soulsborne fans remains low, as does my interest in the games. Also the PC controls are liquid ass.
>>585639007didn't asked
>>585636661Of course it is, you can see from the art direction in the first 5 seconds. And since women are freaky i really want to see what weird fetish they will put to make it horror
Does anyone still use gamejolt to find free games? I'm trying to find some old games i used to play 10+ years ago, is there a way to sort by year? I remember playing a lot of weird 3D walking simulators
>>585622695>Are you guys all poorfags?
>>585636661>a copy of our game and a $10 steam gift cardlmao so stingy despite begging for free fan art.
Man this is gonna fuckin suck.
Ended up dying in Sir BranteEmbarassing....
>>585649387>>585653210
Just updated my free jet combat game if anyone here gets a boner at fighter jets and wants to try something newIt's like Ace Combat with Tarkov style raids and inventory, simple keyboard WASD controls. 2000 total plays roughly so far and I have other games with similar numbersItch and GX Gameshttps://gx.games/games/lpojss/airspace-raider/https://progchad.itch.io/airspace-raider
>>585481664>Mr. HandsThose who know, know. If you dont, dont look it up.
there's a puzzle solution in how these children colored their worksheetsi just don't know what it is
>>585658098They're scored...
>>585658217i mean yeah that part is straightforward enoughi just don't know what it's *for* yet
>>585658360>i just don't know what it's *for* yetThat's the entire game.You'll find a solution multiple hours before the puzzle shows up. ...and the reward is a walkthrough to a solution you found even earlier.
>>585657821it's girl horses, he's fine
>>585657821
>>585626537Just as I was about to give up playing normally and try to figure out how to find the current seed without dying to run it through an analyzer, since rare skips and Wraiths kept shitting out other rares, I finally found Campfire after an ante 1 boss.
i have failed my forklift certification in blue prince and am now trapped between cratesthis sucks assthis might be a bad videogame
>>585673442that rules
>>585673442No shit it's a bad game
>>585649387>Those subtitlesWait. Was Postal 2 made with Source Engine?
>>585676224Nope, UE2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydxIeO-2C2M
>>585657821>those whoNeck yourself retard
Conan Exiles
>>585462223Rookie numbers
damn I'm hyped>2027
>>585715450it looks like they got rid of the grid movement. I feel like they should have kept it.
Anyone remember the name of the first person fantasy game with Morrowind/Might and Magic style graphics that was posted a few threads ago? It had dual wielding and relatively unique weapons (I remember one of them was a sword/dagger that gave flight/a flying dash).
>>585721865You mean Tainted Grail, or another one?
>>585721865The Lantern of the Laughless Saint
>>585722380>>585722605Neither of these. The graphics were more retro like Ignite the Depths, which having played the demo recently, was pretty neat. Basic combat, but the feeling of exploration and the way the environments are built and blend into one another was cool.
>>585724237Queen's Domain?
>>585724341That was it! Thank you anon, I was about to start trudging through the archives.
>still can't stop other players from filling your inventory with endgame items in NMSMy god people have been asking for it for years!
>>585726414After all the updates, the one thing about NMS that fucking drives me insane every time I try to play it is the fuckass mission objective messages that forever shit up the HUD.
So, Arthurian Legends no longer play on my PC, thanks devs.What are some others Arthurian-inspired games? Stuff like Severance, or Rune...
>>585733994Tainted Grail was pretty good but if you're actually into the mythos it'll likely seem a bit hokey.
>>585735139I already played the fuck out of this one, it's awesome but simultaneously takes liberties from the mythos while being surprisingly realistic with the whole "dark ages just after the fall of Rome" flavour to it.
>>585735297It took me several months after playing the game to get the meta-joke about never getting to Kamelot. Of course you don't get there, it's a symbol. That's the point.
>>585735590I mean, there's also the fact that Camelot is a silly place. But I've been in an Arthurian mood since I found out that one of my favourite games, Thief, was meant to be "Dark Camelot" at first, and it makes me crave more Arthurian games with swords and blood and monsters.
>>585735590it's only a model.
>>585733994I will once more shill King Arthur: Knight's TaleIt's a solid tactical
Enshrouded PISSES ME OFFFUCK THIS GAME>>585738032It's a damn shame I cannot stand tactical games, I have a lot of them on my backlog because I always push them back to "later".Jagged Alliance 2, Wasteland 2, Mechanicus...
>>585743605What's giving you grief in Enshrouded? I found it annoying at times but it never had me bellowing from the rooftops.
>>5857448832 things:>dungeons and bosses feel like they're meant for entire parties, not just one guy>game worked fine in EA, but now that it hit 1.0, it will freeze every 20-30 seconds or so for 2 seconds, then start playing again, so my character essentially stands still for 2 seconds when that happens, and it seems to mostly happen at the worst possible times
I like everything about Terra Invicta, except the game itself.
>>585747756Even in co-op we did most of the dungeons solo, but the bosses are definitely miserable by yourself. I hadn't tried it in 1.0 but the performance definitely went to shit when they added water.
>>585748876I already had water when I tried EA, I dunno what happened that it got even worse.
>>585750235No clue then. It's a shame because the game does have a lot of cool bits but it's not like its rare for these openworldsurvivalcrafts to overcook themselves in EA
>>585750976I mean, building is 10/10, just a shame NPCs can't interact with cosmetic stuff, but the variety of different wood and stone is just insane and put even Vintage Story to shame.
This ain't gonna look good at court.
>>585762482Shoulda just signed that petition.
>>585502104You can see the girl half naked if you clip through the door
damn fish are after my dick again
Apocalypse Weekend kinda just sucks.
Okay I played binding of isaac multiplayer with a friend. It's pretty cool. The second player can pick any character you have unlocked and you get 2 items (one after another) in the boss room so you can very easily compensate for your characters weakness. You get completion mark for both characters it seems. When someone dies they turn into a ghost that can't interact with the world but can still fire fairly weak tears. Auto-revive after the boss.It's basically easy mode for completion though since even if you both pick a challenging character, you still get 2 items per boss and if someone dies they can still help you a lot. And if you both pick normal or strong characters, it's basically impossible to lose without throwing.
>>585780118(me)My god AW fucking sucks. I want this shit over with.
I finally did it. I did not enjoy it. Postal difficulty is an interesting change of pace, changing the game to emphasize stealth, resource management, and optimizing your route, the whole 'everyone is trying to kill you' gimmick just doesn't work long-term. And the various combat setpieces are a fucking slog to get through from how high enemy stats are. And AW, already a bad expansion, is made so, so much worse. I genuinely hated it and wouldn't have pushed through if it wasn't for the achievement.I am so fucking sick of hearing about Chuck Heston.
El Teto
>I did not enjoy it>just doesn't work >so, so much worse>I genuinely hated it>a fucking slog>I am so fucking sick>wouldn't have pushed through if it wasn't for the achievementShrinks seriously need to research this unknown mental illness caused by cheevos
>paycheck arrived>get a fuckton for overtime>spent 50€ on steam horror sales>today i'll eat out aswellLife isn't so bad afterall
>>585789983>>today i'll eat out aswellI wanna eat out Mesmer.
>>585789837I assume its just another modern addiction and fomo mechanic.
>>585789638juicy pits
>>585789983>today i'll eat out aswellwho's the lucky girl?
>>585789837I've never managed to give a shit about achievements and generally actively dislike them in smaller indie gamesvoid stranger has 11 achievementyou get it by starting the game100% of people who bought the game have itand that game could have had hundred of hidden achievements
>>585793312>>585800368I would eat out mirphie if i could honestly, probably bushy aswell
Man, this game must be fun with friends.
>>585806918
Unassuming shack in the middle of the Australian desert.
>>585806918Yes, yes it is.
>>585806918Yeah, but it's just as fun solo. Probably a lot more actually since you don't need to share resources with others.
>>585807082look at this dork not editing the filename
>>585504432on to the Regent grind, i think Gay Parry got a lot better this patchneowsletter doko
>>585808095>>585808315>Yeah, but it's just as fun solo. Probably a lot more actually since you don't need to share resources with others.Imagine having to farm the nightnigger dozens upon dozens of times to gear up a full squad of friends.Couldn't be me. I'm replaying it alone.Although I think I will switch to my first world to farm the new stuff. Haven't played since before the Cosmic Pet Update or whatever it was called.
Speaking of loading up my first world. I should try some mods.
Huh. This looks useful.
You know that feeling when it has been almost a year since you last played a save, you load it. And find yourself in the Residential Sector, with half your armor broken, no personal teleporters, an Alpha peccary pet you barely remember raising and with only three cosmato salad warps in your inventory?Yea me too.
Read in the patchnotes that pets will now, explicitly, NOT walk in front a laser.That's how I lost my first skink pet. RIP little skinky.
>>585806918I played it alone. It's shit.
Need more space for the new things, which will need more farming.
>>585823554It's shit.
>>585789983Garbage collecting game got me hooked, now i understand why women like this type of game
Since when is Dr. Thule a trader NPC?>>585823910Seems like skillissue on your part.
>>585824381Still shit.
>>585824080>Garbage collecting game got me hooked
>>585824080I liked this one well enough. That genre is definitely just a "do this while watching something" game
I haven't been able to play video games the entire week because my bank keeps bothering me.Even when you're rich. They still harass you.I just want to play video games dammit.
>>585829901how about you buy yourself some friends to give a shit about your whining
>>585830283Someone is mad today
>>585831108I just think you're an embarrassement to be around.
>>585831280
>>585829901>I just want to play video games dammit.Don't we all? That and my parents are the only reason I get up in the morning.
>blogposter to blogposter communication>unlikable twats talking about themselves in the videogame generalyou two should marry, fail to reproduce and spare everyone else the need to witness your retardation.
>>585834081Its that or we remake the thread 4 times a week because none of the gacha shit gets posted to /vmg/
>>585834081You are asking to get your peehole stretched wide enough that I can finger your urethra and touch your prostate from inside.
>>585834658Why would anyone care?I don't need this thread to be up 24/7 7/7. Nobody does. This isn't your hangout spot.Hell, if it *is* your hangout spot, jesus, do yourself a favor and leave for a while. Find some actual friends to talk to and hang out with. This is supposed to be a disposable, single use webforum where people post about a thing they like and if things don't get enough traction they just die off and they make another one.The only people you're going to accrue if you actually try to hold onto dear life when nothing of value is being posted are the only ones nobody would want to be around in the first place.
>>585835072You're not incorrect but this is a board specifically for generals. By their nature, generals ossify and fall into patterns. They're perennial, if not constant. And this is a general specifically for catchall weird shit that isn't going to get represented by another general here or have enough traction to make a thread on /v/. If I'm gonna shitpost about how Bargalian Regicide is the best $2 you can spend on a video game it's here or wait for a steam sale thread.
>>585835312my main gripe is people don't let these shit threads die when they should because there's a stigma about it because of the gachaslop and other spam threads in the first placepeople are afraid of the natural state of the 4chan threadwe used to have to VOTE to archive a thread thorugh a third party website instead of just being able to get every single fucking post indexed and catalogued with 6 million instances of smug_anime_girl.gif anyway my main gripe was about people being twatswhat's bargalian regicide?
>>585835650https://store.steampowered.com/app/4158790/Bargalian_Regicide/Bizarre little hack-and-slash game, 3-5 hours long. Surprisingly intricate level design with some cool layouts but that's coming from someone who 1) liked Elderborn and 2) has played shit like Elderborn. Jank as fuck platforming. If you liked Zeno Clash 1-3 and are looking for more of that aesthetic, it's in the same wheelhouse.
>>585835953Elderborn was peak, fuck off.
>>585836260I just said I liked the game, no need to get defensive. Hyperstrange is making another one which I'm very excited for, but I'm more looking forward to Bloodwoven because Blood West was excellent.
>>585835953damn, well that definitely looks like a two bucks game but I appreciate the honest review
>>585836558Eldernborn was awesome, eat my dick for dinner;
>>585836609I play a lot of games so I tend to experiment with weird shit. I picked up https://store.steampowered.com/app/2407400/Molly_Medusa_Queen_of_Spit/ for $3 and it was a neat little Wind Waker clone where all of the dungeons let you walk on walls/ceilings, so even though it was pretty rote puzzles for the mirror shield, hookshot, etc the level geometry was really neat. If anything my blindspot is stuff that costs $20-40 and stays in that midrange.
>>585835650>we used to have to VOTE to archive a threadYou mean one person such as myself had to request archival from multiple IPs?It was a silly time but my thinking regarding webhosting is still stuck within that past. You know, when hosting costs actually mattered. When everything financed through some convoluted privacy violation scheme. What even funds the archives these days? Fuck if I know, and they can't all be ran by three-letter govt agencies.
>>585837618Hosting text isn't *that* expensive, I could see someone doing it out of the goodness of their heart
>>585094382what the hell is this?
>>585843908>text
>>585844038pripri
>>585812212>Cosmic Pet UpdateYou can just start a new world. There's enough stuff after that update to make a new game feel fresh.
>>585835650You don't understand anon, it's crucial to have at least 1 TB space wasted on the same anime picture posted over and over again
I was playing FreeDoom and in E1M7 I could crouch parkour on black cubes to grab the 200% armor secret on other side of obstacle but I couldn't jump back and the way out of the hallway is blocked unless I trigger a button somewhere, so I had to restart the level and play normally to find out the aforementioned trigger.
>>585849750>crouch parkour>in doomHUH?
>my face after cleaning my wishlist and nearly halving it
Free Stars: Children of Infinity moved to 20273 games remaining
>>585845740
>>585855475I'm going to save that image
>>585853140this is how I halve my wishlist
>>585852319well not crouch, just some boxes to jump on
PEAK dropping in just a few days....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTCE2kEntIoWE will be there no matter what...
>>585863940>jump>in Doom
>>585864246Watching the deranged furries screaming at this game on twitter for not banning their friend from the discord for """""grooming""""" has been mildly amusingThey're talking about wanting to stab people because the devs don't give a fuck about them
>>585864784What's this about i'm nosey
Doing a pacifist run is so much better. I can actually enjoy the game.Still gonna rob the bank everyday though.
>>585865374Ha yes, the pacifist robber.
>>585864246Neat.What uh.. what is actually changed though? It was just a basic trailer overall. And there's no change notes or anything.
>>585864261yes in gzdoom
>>585865370https://x.com/genetaceaeJust scroll and see for yourself They're having a complete meltdown about this RPG maker game
>>585865439My wallet is full, but my hands are clean. Anyone the cops shoot is collateral damage on their part and is not my responsibility.
>>585865496OH! Damn, I'm stupid.Also didn't we all move to UZDoom after Graf what's-his-face shoved Abominable Intelligence code in it?
>>585865441I think there's a new secret bosses, widescreen with backgrounds, supposedly runs better, idk.
>>585865632>If u do not think that mettaton is specifically a trans man I will unfriend you I do not care if we have known each other years I am that serious (just did that)Mettaton? The angel that bears the voice of God? I thought angels had no genders.
>>585865632This entire profile is like a toxic waste pit What a horrid creature
>>585865632Buying the game just to spite this person
>>585866053Undertale.You're thinking of Mettatron with an r.
>>585869121wtfThat's a ROBOT
>>585869121>with an rwith a hard r, toolike in nigg
>>585869539It's an "R" like "Ronald."Rather than an "r" like "err."Nice try though.
>>585870276Bitch there's only one R.
Should AI characters be voiced by AI?
>>585877301There's no "AI voice".You either mean a voice synthetizer like Microsoft Sam, or the replica of a real person's voice, like Dagoth Ur.
>>585281918i'm trying to play Conan Exiles Enhanced and... ??? what the fuck am I supposed to do? The game is so bad and I'm just running around without an objective. I don't get it.What am I doing wrong? I've just been doing a bunch of "journeys" to replace quests but it just feels like tutorials and one of them requires feathers but I can't find a bird anywhere. Eventually searched for the answer and there are supposed to be birds sitting on cliffs but damned if I saw one. And even if I did my reward is a slightly better arrow, yay.I legit wonder if I missed what the game wants me to do. It also takes ages to go anywhere and then you have to run allllll the way back, what a fucking time sink. level up system is boring, crafting system is boring, combat is janky (seen worse tho). i legit don't get how this is "enhanced", the original must have been VERY bad.
>>585879387>The game is so bad and I'm just running around without an objective. I don't get it.You're meant to do the quests first.>I've just been doing a bunch of "journeys" to replace quests but it just feels like tutorialsYes. Exactly, they ARE tutorials, they're meant to explain you the game mechanisms before you start the actual story, because you can't do everything by yourself, so you need a base and thralls, and the journeys are meant to explain you how to do it.>It also takes ages to go anywhere and then you have to run allllll the way backGet a mount, duh, and build outposts with beds. This isn't Valheim where you can teleport, there's a big PvP aspect, so it's closer to Rust. You cannot quickly move around.>combat is jankyGenuinely fuck off. The rest made sense but this is asinine, the combat in Conan Exiles is one of the best real-time I saw compared to some other bullshit I dealt with.Anyway, if you really want to progress the actual main story, I think you can craft a potion that spawns a ghost that leads you to your intended next destination. Try to follow the river you started next to, it should lead to a dungeon with the first boss.But, one more time, the story is here for a small fraction of players: most people play PvP. Like for ARK.
>find nuzlock video for darkest dungeon>"game looks fun, why did i quit it?">suddenly remember all the bullshit and stalling to heal as much as possible while preventing enemies from calling reinforcements and how the game just stop being fun and becomes pure cheeselmao fuck this
>>585880391>Genuinely fuck off.The rest you wrote made sense but this is asinine. All I do in combat is wait until the enemy attacks, then I roll to the side, then I power attack twice or three times until I notice the enemy is about to attack. Then I roll to the side, repeat. Sometimes the enemy just attacks where I previously were. If that's not janky I don't know what is. I play locally so it's not lag either.The game is really not for me if PvP is the whole point of it. Since you mentioned Valheim, that's one of the games where combat is way more janky than in conan exiles.>Get a mount, duh, and build outposts with beds.game doesn't tell me about mounts being a thing, sounds mid-to-late game anyway. having several bases with beds would be useful for using teleport-by-death i guess if i can pick a bed to spawn in. gotta turn off all inventory drops on death.
>>585881583>Since you mentioned Valheim, that's one of the games where combat is way more janky than in conan exiles.Exactly. There's also Enshrouded. God do I hate enshrouded, 10/10 building but combat is -1/10.>All I do in combat is wait until the enemy attacks, then I roll to the side, then I power attack twice or three times until I notice the enemy is about to attack. Then I roll to the side, repeat. Sometimes the enemy just attacks where I previously wereYeah???? I genuinely fail to see the problem. Do you prefer some bullshit à la Dark Souls where you have to time your roll at the tenth of a second to avoid damage?
I hate how terrible some unlocks are in binding of isaac.
i'm in
>>585890545Some of them are straight up nerfs to your item pool. On my second 100% playthrough, I absolutely planned out my clears to leave all of the worst items for last. Made clearing it so much easier than the first time (along with experience, of course.)
>>584922013Looks like cave story and spelunky baby
I fucking hate Enshrouded. Combat is hard as nail but it has like 15 flavours of stone, three different kind of wood furniture with 9 kind of wood floor/walls and building is surprisingly fun.
>>585892246>I hate this so much, it has these things I likewhat?
>>585892687HOW AM I MEANT TO DECIDE BETWEEN BAMBOO WOOD, HALF-TIMBERED WOOD, TROPICAL WOOD, PALM WOOD, ROUGH WOOD, TARRED WOOD, SHROUD WOOD, ABSTRACT WOOD, DREAM WOOD, SAND WOOD, WOOD WOOD, HILL WOOD, MOUNTAIN WOOD, MUSHROOM WOOD, ELIJAH WOOD, TIGER WOOD, MORNING WOOD...
>>585892840you sound like the kind of guy that loves morning wood
>>585892884As much as your little brother do when I fuck his ass raw.
>>585893804
>>585890729update: i think i started playing roottrees by accident when i wasn't lookingexcept there's still stupid bullshit rng going on so maybe not
>>585892840you're lucky you're playing now when the types of wood are fairly fungible, it used to be you needed normal wood for most basic crafting/burning for shit like charcoal
>>585894810Wait, you mean I can use any wood?
>>585894987For most shit, yeah. For furniture the wood type matters but for a lot of the other stuff it doesn't care.
>>585895050Fuck me sideway, I got a crapload of tropical wood and I don't use it, since I prefer bamboo and palm tree wood.
>>585895562Oh, another tip is that if you make a bit of high-quality soil, you can use the terraforming tools to stretch it into a massive field without needing to actually make any more. If you're especially hard up for bone meal or whatever you can then dig that dirt up and it'll let you build up reserves for making planters or whatever.
>>585895764Wait, how do you do that?
>>585896334Build a rake at a workbench. It lets you do all sorts of weird shit with dirt.
If any of you fags played Hell is Us, i'm going to need a hintHow the FUCK do i open Marton Ralst's safe?I unlocked his computer, i understand the key, i found all of the paintings but i'm trying every permutation without successThe logical solution would be 79 (mentioned on the painting about his birth) 2 (his twin sons) 3 (length of the bridal war) and either 59 (his age at crowning) or 20 (length of his reign)Yet nothing fucking worksI'm going insane
>>585897659Oh fuck that puzzle, just look it up. The reversal hint is bogus. You have the right idea, the exact answer is just arbitrary and very poorly communicated.
>>585897659Changes d'arme, nullos.
>>585897659Il faut dissoudre l'Assemblée Nationale.
>>585898237But dual axes with melee boost and life steal works super well...
>>585845740How tech illiterate do you have to be to think they do something like that? Each reposted image is stored exactly once. Ever heard of a checksum?
>>585901135Not him but>Each reposted image is stored exactly onceExcept when someone finds the image and just copies itor edit it on tegakior just edits it to resave it as png to remove the metadataor change a single pixel to make sure it can't get filteredor edit the md5I have posted this specific image hundreds of times and they're all saved as different instances and wasting spaceI like when people get off their high toddler chair to tell people they're being stupid and prove without a doubt they're being [[a lot more silly]]
>try boss in Enshrouded>boss kills me in two hits>attacks in combos of threeI think I'll just stop bosses and just build and farm.
>>585901382Yes, different images are saved. You change one bit and it's different. The same image is not duplicated.Based smug retard.>or edit the md5wait hahaha you actually are a total fucking idiot
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>>585902107You are one seriously silly critter, but it's within your right to exist.
wtf are these controls? Where's my gamepad, I need it...
10?
11?
It's finally out, and I finally have the option to trade in guns full time. I wanted to do this the entire time with the playtest version.
>>585914430I'm on two minds. The demo was very fun and virtually bugfre, but I don't know how much content it actually has now. And I know it's cheap, but I'm trying to avoid adding more games to my Steam library or GoG account that I will play for 1-3 hours and not touch ever again.
>>585917709>but I don't know how much content it actually has now.>Aquafarmer (if you missed that demo update)>Black market dealer>Gunsmith>Chemist>Vending machines>New machines and modules>Can actually buy the store>Largely fleshed out storylines for people who show up>Other stuffTen minutes after launch it has over 50k concurrent players.
>>585918339Holy fuck.
>>585918339>HydroponicsI knew I forgot something, probably forgetting other stuff too.
>>585918339>Sitting at 83kHoly fuck.
>>585914430>>585918339Blue Bottle Games vibes, nice visual style.But it's just a shopkeeping game right?
>>585918701>But it's just a shopkeeping game right?A fun one that I played over 130 hours of the playtest alone, but if you want to boil it down then yeah sure.
>>585918851I mean, like, is that the only scene in the game?It could work but usually even the simplest games focused on one polished scene (I'm thinking of stuff like Papers Please) have at least a little bit of something else also going for them.
>>585919367>I mean, like, is that the only scene in the game?Other than the shop, there's the dumping grounds where you can scavenge new items for the discount price of free if you need to make ends meet, there's Dr Jackson's shop you can go buy things from like new machines, modules and various paraphernalia, and there's the comisionary which is basically a supermarket you buy from using foodstamps.I don't know if more has been added in the full release.
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Is the Elixir in Enshrouded a metaphor for oil? Because every time I hear professor black guy talk about it I'm getting more suspicious that they want me to use public transit.
Titties :D
>>585813672I started over and I didn't regret it because I didn't find Kylie the first time.
Finally done with Onirism campaign.I think this game is made by actually insane people. Imagine having a 50hr game that barely works and needs cheats to avoid softlocks at multiple points, and decide that what it needs is more content, instead of fixing what's already there.If they cut it by like a third and spent that time on polishing the game, it probably could be really good. I still liked it overall, but got really bored of it towards the end.
>>585925470>I think this game is made by actually insane people.Welcome to indie games developed by a single frenchman,
>>585925470>50hr game that barely works and needs cheats to avoid softlocks at multiple pointsNah, you don't need cheats (except the mandatory onirism menu)It's got a few places where you might think the game broke for good and you're softlocked but the truth is cheating will only make everything more buggy in the long run. Often you just have to backtrack maybe an hour or something and discover you missed a trigger somewhere. It might even have been a major quest trigger that led you to skipping a huge chunk of the game.It just doesn't have enough handholding, guardrails and quest compasses for modern audiences. This wouldn't be a problem if the game was better designed but as you said, it barely works.
>>585926764>Often you HAVE TO BACKTRACK AN HOURJesus Christ.
>>585929380Or more! Basically the easiest thing is just to go back to the start of the level (they're gigantic) and retrace your steps, trying to figure out the route you're SUPPOSED to take and find what the fuck you might have missed.
>>585865374Genuinely astonished at how little aliasing there is in Source engine games compared to everything after with AA off.
>>585890729hackermans
>>585931278Are you retarded or just American?
>>585935579yes
>>585931278It's ue2 according to >>585676663The subtitles confused me too.
More content>>585729041>Minimal HUD Mode>IOS Support>Stars from nearby systems now appear as bright, targetable destinations in deep space - and can be directly flown to, bypassing the requirement to navigate via the Galaxy Map.
>>585941647I keep saying "one day I'll buy No Man's Sky", but that'll only happen once it hits $10.
>>585941769I got suckered in by the launch hype.It's been over a decade since I touched it, and I'm back now out of desperation.
>>585726414What's that? You want another 200 billion worth of duped items? Ok!
>>585941647The consistent updates ironically keep me from trying it, because then I'd miss out on whatever's added next
>>585941647>seamless warpingCool technical achievement (actually just catching up to empyrion lol) but kinda useless for gameplay.Might be neat for expeditions since they nominally take place within 5 star systems relatively close to each other.
>>585944905The game's main questline / plot has been done for ages, the updates are just like POE leagues. They just add a new small gimmick to horizontally expand the gameplay and there's a league (expedition) centered on the new feature.
>>585945838>They just add a new small gimmick to horizontally expand the gameplayAs I learned after wasting hundreds of points buying unlocks, when seemingly all of it is given to you as part of the main plot(s)
>>585925470your honor, if I may interject for a momentlittle girl erotic ToT.
>>585946023Well... the main quest is old and slow-paced journey through the game. Whatever rewards come out of it, come slowly.Expeditions let you progress much faster and/or cheaper since they're short one-time events where everyone starts from zero. You usually don't need to unlock much of anything, you get everything the expedition requires from its milestones.And you can take normal saves into expeditions or convert a new expedition save into normal save after finishing the expedition, so nothing of value should be lost.
>>585946172And yet still no game over screen where she get spanked for all her misdeeds.
Turned off pixel compression, now it looks weird. But finding secrets and snipers is going to be a lot easier now.
>>585956070>pixel compressionIt's a filter?Why use a filter instead lowering the render resolution and get the same effect at better performance
>>5859615942k26
>>585956070As a fan of both 40k and retraux shooters, I'm miffed that I could never get into this game. It just feels way too simple.
>>585961594because making low fidelity assets that are readable and clear is hard, and slamming a filter on shit you render normally is easy
>>585966939more resource (dev time) efficient but extremely resource (my fucking computer running it) inefficientand there's only one thing I respect between those two
>>585971742Oh I agree with you completely I'm just saying that's how we get here
You'd think a game that was 90% fishing would have a good fishing minigame. And yet.
I keep playing Outer Worlds waiting for it to get good.
>>585993356play outer wilds instead
>>585993693I have to give that another year before I play it, because people glazed it so hard that it'll never live up to the bar that was set.
>>585925470The early access pace was insanely slow. Pretty much everything after the desert area was kept back until full release, and the Glacier was the early access endgame for like 2 years
Tried demo for "Solbrand"Really interesting and cool, but what the fuck kind of animal is a "gjöll"? Some type of weird Swedish woodland creature?
>>585994072It will actually, but only if you're white.
>>585994072it's already been seven years since it released
>>585996791gjoll is the river that separates hel from the rest of existence
>>586001315People still mention it, thus I wait.
>>586002032and it's in Sweden? What a strange place...
>>585996791>We want the Highfleet audience
>>586002032Oh, is it nowI didn't know, adds another layer to the book of the new sun
>>586006492but what if it is good unlike highfleet
>>585993356The sequel nobody played was a hundred times better
>>585994072It's not that good don't worry, you've likely seen what it does a hundred times already.
Spent the whole day playing Probably Stolen. It's a good day.
>>585996791Wtf is going on with that UI?
>>586021489Sunless sea gameplay with highfleet GUI?
We need a portal soon. And we needed a bump too.
>>586021489Skeuomorphic UI design, where elements are made to look like what they represent.
>>586037930Would get annoying for me.
>>585996791>>586021489Looks like a winamp skin from 2011
>>586050004Nah it's not that good.It's just a direct copy of Highfleet
Level 5 fishing.I hate fishing.
You're not gonna let it die are you?
>>586010840I'll buy that when it hits $15.
>>586057039I forget, do the crab pots give fishing XP?
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>>584923651always
