Newest Mega Man boss revealed: Cook Manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cMhl6EG_5o
Ehh too chinky, not 'chefy' enough. I wouldn't know it was meant to be food related without the literal name. You could stick this boss in just about any stage and it would work.
China man
more like cock man hehe
>>750746442>still no signs of fucking sand woman
>>750746501>I wouldn't know it was meant to be food related without the literal name.You mean other than the part where he's wearing a traditional Chinese chef outfit, with the same type of big button shirt and hat?And the fact that he has three chef's knives serving as "hair" and another chef's knife at the end of his ponytail? Yeah, totally can't tell it's food related. No visual indicators at all.Nice to meet you, fellow American! Good to see our education is really helping us!
>>750746442Holy shit, it's Slashman (BN)
>>750746624Who gives a fuck what a Chinese chef looks like? They're not even allowed to play this game.
>>750746442To Cook Man
>>750746442If every robot has a job what's the point of centaur man
>>750746665>get BTFO'd>respond with "but le Chinese are le oppressed living in a le dictatorship!!!!"Yeah, yeah, CHINA BAD and all that. (You) can't even think straight as soon as China is involved.Two more weeks until the See See Pee collapses, right?
>>750746729Letting Knight Man ride him, duh
>>750746442Cool boss room.
>>750746729Centaur Man was made specifically for Mr. X's tournament by a team of Greek roboticists.
>>750746624If you have to google it, you've lost. Fact is the boss should obviously be wearing white to make the chef theme more apparent.>But the knife hair!Okay? So he's Knife Man I guess. Or Scorpion Man given the ponytail but I guess that's taken I think.
>>750746442cock man? I see why they went with cleanser man now, this guy looks similar in design
>>750746501Feels like they wanted to make a third Blade Man, but he wasn't purple enough to fit in with the other two.
>>750746442ok wtf why he looks like a fusion of slash man and slash beast but with an scorpion tail attached to his head?
>>750747132Damn, I see where Capcom got Cook Man from now.
>>750746442He reminds me of Slashman.EXE
>>750746737Brother, my wife is Chinese. And the wife before that!
>>750746442Let him cook.
>>750746501>handles on knees>flame detail on legs>near flame looking design for the head>chinese lookingLooks like a chinese chef to me.
>>750746442if cook man was built in korea his name would be gook man
>>750746442I think he’s pretty cool, the boss arena isn’t bad, even if it’s kinda odd
>>750747161>slash beasttwo chinese reploids exist and you pick a fucking lion?
>Cockman>Does not look like a penis>'oh cookman, like a chef'>Does not wear white>'chink chefs wear red?'>Eyes are not slanted>Hair is too long>Doesnt even wear a chef hatJust have AI design the bosses at this rate
>>750747580>two fucking chinise reploidsfirst of all if they are post X6 then idk who they are but if they are from the comics/mangas then sorry for not knowing them
>>750746442Will he have a chines accent? Place your bets.
>>750747643X8 and CM. Bamboo Pandamonium and post game boss Ninetails.
Cook Man as pierce brosnan architect making deliciously fattening meals for Sand Woman send post
Roll being kidnapped and fattened up with the leftover cooking oil
>>750746624In what fucking world would american schools teach kids about the clothing worn by chinese chefs. You've lost the plot.
>>750748007Give him a break, brown people are burning down his country.
Cuck Man
>>750746958>If you have to google it, you've lost.You and the goalpost moving are fucking embarrassing. You really think this has to accommodate to your sensibilities exactly? You're not even playing an American game.
>>750748180Don't put this on burgers(myself being one). I like the design and don't have a problem identifying the "cook" part.
>>750746442KUNG FU CUT MAN
I'll wait for the recomp
>>750747838then MY BAD, i havent play those games but thanks for letting me know my mistake
>>750746624Why are there white dudes in like half of these pictures though, what's google doing here
>>750748007A world where schools actually teach children instead of babysit them.
>>750746624Sorry, I was home sick on the day my school covered chinese chefs. It's actually a real sore point for me, I failed the chinese chef portion of my final exam and have been paying for it ever since. I still imagine what my life would have been like if I had taken my education more seriously.
>>750746442Not a fan of the generic upbeat music. Well below the bar set for Megaman.
>>750746442A reminder that he was the first Maverick.
>>750748007People (including children) have a COLOSSAL amount of information at their disposal in the literal palm of their hand, and it's been like this for a while now. Being completely ignorant about basic shit like this is entirely a choice.
>>750749042Zero exist, anon.
>>750746442>cook man>blade attached to anal beads
>>750749042No he wasn't. Archie comics aren't canon and they're not even depicting that anyway.
>>750749120Zero wasn't found until a while after Reploids were created.>>750749158It's a joke, anon.
>>750749135>gooner mind immediately thinks of what he shoves up his ass every day
>>750746442Fujobait design...it insists upon itself
>>750749221show me the anal bead knife in your kitchen anon
>>750749032The composer couldn't get too chinese with the music and she's done other stuff.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70bt6iZLb50
>>750746442oh hi dad
>>750749815bitch please
>>750749776Shinnamon looks CUTE in a yukata!
>>750746442he's got the fire jenny stompers
>>750749919He's taking your trip-ass to flavor town.
>>750749776My problem with it is less that it's not blatantly chinese, and more the fact it's not at all catchy. Megaman tracks need to have a melody that sticks in your head. It's already gone from my mind.
>>750750016>a melody that sticks in your headthe da-nananaa-na na is catchy enough
>>750750187I ain't feelin it
>>750746442jesus fucfking christ i fucking hate his tdesings, like OMG why he has a fucking scorpion tail?? snt he suposed to be a cook? qweres the fuclking hat? weres the fucking chef motif???? wwhy the fuck he llooks like a fucking slash masn man and fucking slash beast clone? i swear to god if sand woman looks like a fucking berkana clone im gonna plant a bomb on capcom HQ like holy fuckimg shit we lost swepper woman for this motherfucker piefce of shit maverick OMG i fucking hate this franchise with barely any woman representatioon fucking gay ass astroboy ripoff ass franchise that has barely any woman in their cast and the only woman in there is a frucking mermaid like WTF WHRES THE LEGSSSS??????????????????????
>>750746442>he is a chadfuck man, he saved us from tank man ruining the hype for this game
>>750750262Meds
>>750748007
>>750750268>every new information has to be some "hype" moment or else the game is ruineddead tired of this retarded mentality
>>750750268>being this mad Roll got put into a walking jar
>>750746501He's obviously meant to be inspired by Asian cooking and it makes sense as a Japanese game. Though it would be funny and more interesting if during the fight he's preparing food with his attacks.
Feels like some people in this thread wanted him to be Cook from Bots Master.
Cock Man...Pussy Woman...
>>750751915>>750749873Well, partly. Giving him a toque like these would certainly put him more in line with the series' earlier designs. The ponytail thing feels like a carryover from Tundra Man, and with Cleanser Man's snaky vacuum arm in the same game another whiplike extension seems redundant.
>>750748747anon searched in english, so that bleeds into the results. searching in chinese returns more asians
>>750746624sent that retard flying
am i going insane? why the FUCK did we get TWO ROBOT MASTERS THAT COPY THE HEAD SHAPE/SILHOUETTE OF TUNDRA MAN?nevermind that it looks gay, even for tundra man, but it's just the most milquetoast flamboyant idea of what reddit thinks a fashionable metrosexual hairstyle is. it's basically like the killmonger haircut for black characters
>>750747132>Order of the Stick referenceHeh>2007So what was that, like... one arc ago in the story?
>>750746501fpbp>>750746624actual retard
