Is it possible to make a bigger humiliation ritual product for your fanbase than this? Or is cardboard the peak that will never be beaten?
gloat all you want snoys. nintendo will update firmware soon and you will be back to square 1.
nintendies on suicide watch this week
>nobody bought it>they stopped selling it>vegans continue to obsess over itYou retarded niggers generate more nintendo discussion than even the most diehard tendie
>>750744332you can spin that playstation logo in case you ever have it set vertically
>>750744479I am genuinely curious if anyone has an idea for a product that is more worthless than cardboard, that would still be defended by blind fanboys.
>>750744796sony had a good idea
Yeah, the ps5
>>750742021People actually bought this shit
>>750744479>wahhh stop bringing up the thing that embarrassed us
>>750742021It was literally made for toddlers. It's not their fault childless 40 year olds bought it.
>>750742021Making grown adult pay 1000$ for toys also known as gaming consoles.
>>750744927>somehow actually buying products made with actual material is bad compared to cardboard according to nintendo fansplease make it, make sense, i think this would be more worth buying than buying a product that will probably be shelved after a week or month just like those donkey kong bongos or that wii u draw pad.
>>750742021This really shows that left can't create
>>750745629>playstation pebbles>$80 + shipping + fee>nintendo cardboard>literally free schematics on their website
>>750745679>>literally free schematics on their websitebut you retards still paid for it though and they shelved the idea anyways basically wasting the money of you toddlers, i don't thinks that a win harman.
>>750745738>nuh-uh it doesn't count because I said so!okay dude, whatever you say, enjoy your fidget toys
>>750745776>>nuh-uh it doesn't count because I said so!but you just said useless, those "pebbles" can still be used, your cardboard can't besides an old ass game that no one plays anymore or can just be played without it, im not the one who wasted my money on something that should've been free in the first place.
>>750745837>those "pebbles" can still be usedfor what? tell me what those pebbles are for.come on, I dare you to tell me without looking up.
>>750745738>but you retards still paid for it though?????????
>>750742021Nintendo is a toy company that makes toys for children.This cardboard shit would actually be fun for kids.
>>750745863that's still too much for cardboard should've just been 1 dolla>>750745859looks like mahjong or that one japanese board game called shogi or that one scene in avatar with iroh and the lotus plant, i genuinely still see how you think this is an own when it should've been free in the first place, atleast it isn't cardboard something you can get out of a hobby store or at the back some store.
>>750745892>>750745863>>750745859leave that shit to the arts and crafts department not nintendo.
>>750745982>looks like mahjong or that one japanese board game*bzzzzt* Wrong!
>>750746115>gives an example for what can also be used asthank u anon so generous that you'd concede defeat like that, its almost like you couldn't actually come up with a reason to buy something like a Labo besides MUH kids when you could've gave them something anything better like an engine kit or some rc cardboard plane kit instead of a pointless cashgrab gimmick by nintendo
>>750745982>i genuinely still see how you think this is an own when it should've been free in the first placeI agree, this shapes of play thing looks like some shitty 3d printed toy one does just to offload filament, not something worth $80
>>750746219>gives an example for what can also be used asanon, these things are collectables for adults, not a toddler toy!
>>750746235>not something worth $80i agree it should've been like 10$ but cmon anon you should know better that selling cardboard by itself is a full-on scam, you can literally find that shit in the back of an old connivence store(pic related), also guess what most toys and products are made out? its still weird you think a product solely composing of cardboards is somehow better than made with an actual material.
>>750746398here you go brother, it's all yours, enjoyhttps://www.nintendo.com/jp/labo/parts/index.html
>>750746278>toddlers?retard the literal trailer showed mainly showed adults/teenagers using it, WHO in what CHILDS mind would WANT just CARDBOARD? even the wii u drawpad had more of a reasons to be bought by both kids and adults. you wanna know what's funny the main consumers buying this were adults, so no there was no kids nor toddlers buying this shit, your making up shit in your mind anon.
>>750746527keep up with the conversation, silly, I'm talking about the playstation thingyare you dumb? is reading is not your forte?
>>750746476IM GONNA PIRATE CARDBOARD!!
>>750746568anon you can anything a collectable, and it can be absurdly expensive, at least it's not trying to paint itself as a kids toy disguised as just cardboard with simple cut outs if really wanted to make a point in this argument you could've dropped the Muh kids excuse and list an actual reason for the labo's worth instead of being like, OH its free now which doesn't change the fact it profited off of at some point.literal pic related has more worth than labo's whole lifespan.
Labo came out over eight years ago.What have you done with your life since then?
>>750746758i meant to say you can make anything into a collectable, but i accidentally cut out half of the words.
>>750746758yeah because kids never once in their lives ever dabbled with arts and craft stuff, that simply never happened
>>750746927Anon... i dont think you understands what you're saying, nintendo tried to profit off that idea with little effort put into it, all it is, is cut outs idk where the craftmanship is if there barely any effort of putting them together, its almost on the same level as those Styrofoam planes in those small bags you'd get at a hobby store or some dentist/doctor office.once again im bringing up the wii drawpad again that was creative, it tought kids art and creativity, the labo did not considering it was meant for a few games and that was it, you can't actually use the wii drawing game without it, the labo games you can, basically making the labo pretty much pointless in the first place.
>>750747104> idk where the craftmanship is if there barely any effort of putting them togethernot really dude, if you actually took the time to genuinely look into what labo offers instead of just parroting memes you'd know that it offers very simple node programming environment, which allows the user to truly make something unique
>>750747398RETARD you can do this with any basic cardboard and a small knife, just because nintendo tried to marketed cutouts doesn't make any more creative, it just makes it unnecessary, also its main gimmick was for the game WHAT ELSE would you need these for? besides the game itself which would probably get boring after a few hours or so and ditched?that metal whatever you call them with the small screwdrivers is way more worth it than whatever this shit is
I bought it and built them all. The building was fun and the games were inventive. However, you look like a complete jackass playing them.
>>750747573>WOW WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS AFTER I GET BORED WITH IT?that can be said for literally every single videogame on earth, I don't know what to tell you dude
>>750742021Link's Crossbow Training was a humiliation ritual for the fanbase and developers.
>is cut outs idk where the craftmanship is if there barely any effort of putting them together
>>750742021>childrens toy for child userbaseColour me a bright shade of surprise.
>>750747774anon i don't know if you know what these words means considering your brain probably hit a wall when you were 12 but this is called "deflecting from argument" also how are you going to say that for a product that was meant for that main gimmick? coming from your perspective i would've thought you would wanted more by how prevalently insistent you are in trying to defend the labo and saying its super innovative and intricate when all it is a cardboard cutout marketed towards "adults who have no sense in their spending" i mean ''kids'' even though your screenshot shows adults trying to sell those designs obviously for their specified games and not just because they made them for fun.that'd probably see the trash/shelf or in week or month or so.
>>750742021MOAR LIEK SHITENDO XD
>>750747949>a model that requires your utmost focusanon don't be disingenuous that actually requires more effort to put together considering you have to be gentle and careful unless you have very small hand or you'd have incomplete figurine/model just because you lost one piece, cardboard can easily be replaced since its everywhere like paper.
>>750748015reminder there's a whole board for "cutouts that's probably see the trash/shelf in a weer or month or so
>>750748090>you have to be gentle and careful unless you have very small hand or you'd have incomplete figurine/model just because you lost one piecelol, tell me you never assembled a gunpla without telling me you never assembled a gunplathat one image I got was even from a post complaining about how wasteful that set is for coming with so much spare parts, you can literally see the spare parts in the background
>>750748120>reminder there's a whole board for "cutouts that's probably see the trash/shelf in a weer or month or soanon you don't have to deflect this much, just say you were wrong and that labo is shit, i think the playstation collectables are shit as well but thats way better than trying to market regular cardboard as some sort of product unless its in bulk in a hobby store but thats literally just a bunch of cutouts with no reason to exist you can literally get 5x7 inch cardboard squares for like 15 to 12 dollars depending on what country you are fromand don't talk shit about /po they are way better than /v in every way.
>>750748176i don't do gundam, but i did do an old spitfire plane model before, honestly i think you might just be calm and collected making it easier for you to put them together unless this is one of the snap a few parts in like those companies who try to avoid copyright with some random model head.
>>750748261>>750748327guess what? I don't cream about labo either, I think it's a neat product but nothing ultimately special. But I'm not the one having a breakdown over it 8 years after its release.How does its existence makes you feel "humiliated" in anyway? It's papercraft tacked on the switch, if you like /po/ so much, you shouldn't mind it.
>>750745015everyone including nintendo knows 40 year old balding faggots are their primary demographic
>>750748510im not op so i don't why your trying to make me into your boogeyman all i said it was a literal sham and scam, which isn't comparable to a product made with actual materials that isn't found in the back of a store, and yes u can 3d print that shit, but thats way better than some regular ol cardboard, better yet i even said the playstation collectable were fucking stupid as well but you straight up ignored that and assumed i was defending it, when i was arguing it had more worth than labo since it was made with actual real materials instead of common shit.
>>750742021The Alarmo was quite something
>>750748724I don't care if it's made of "actual materials", it could be made of solid gold or whatever, it's shelf litter at the end of the day. If anything being made of "premium materials" is a detriment as it only jacks up the price.the labo at the very least can be played with, it's a videogame, not a glorified paperweight
>>750742021>Is it possible to make a bigger humiliation ritual product for your fanbase than this?
>>750742021At least it kind of brought back an old 2003 meme in 2018.
>>750744530and it'll still blast it's fans before yellow lighting again
>>750748848>I don't care if it's made of "actual materials", it could be made of solid gold or whatever, it's shelf litter at the end of the day. If anything being made of "premium materials" is a detriment as it only jacks up the price.>the labo at the very least can be played with, it's a videogame, not a glorified paperweightso pokemon? you do know you killed ur argument the second u called it a detriment considering there's a Charizard card that is like way over 10,000$ dollar so idk what you mean by detriment when you have literal paper that is almost worth like a medium house, to some regular ass cardboard i don't know why you think it's some intricate thing nintendo made when literal who's have been doing this for years i even showed you example yet you somehow think labo is somehow better, once again who even uses labo in this day and fucking age? what makes it any different than some regular ass cardboard plus a small knife?
>>750748261>i think the playstation collectables are shit as well but thats way better than trying to market regular cardboard as some sort of productOkay, you are aware that Labo is actual software, right? The cardboard is a peripheral like a guitar hero controller. By comparison this shit >>750744927 is just shameful because 80 for literal wooden blocks you can only display as is
>>750749126>Okay, you are aware that Labo is actual software, right? The cardboard is a peripheral like a guitar hero controllerTAKE SHARPIE AND TRACE THEM OMFG you people are literal retarded, the joycons scans it with the ir camera NOT THE FUCKING CARDBOARD ITSELF, IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO YOU CAN USE FUCKING PAPERRRRR...so once again pointless product
>>750749016pokemon is a game first and foremost
>>750749229no one is stopping you from doing that, not even nintendo.want me to post the link to the prints again?
>>750749303>pokemon is a game first and foremostfirst when has ANYONE and i MEAN ANYONE and this whole board ever seen that overpriced Charizard card used in FUCKING tcg besides being passed around in tcg conventions the only time i've seen tcg ever mention is either profit or the occasional tourney match i see more cards in yugioh being used than treated like a profit.
>>750749379okay anon, now please tell me how much a pokemon booster pack costs MSRP>but the charizard card is worth a house!official retailer only please
>>750749343then stop trying to pass labo as some intricate idea made by nintendo retard, it's literally a failed dream too big for it breeches, and no one is making you buy that 80$ collectable yet here you are whining it has no use when it was mainly sold as a collectable which is completely optional btw the labo is just cardboard yet it should've just been free from the getgo.
>>750749459are you going bring up rng and the fact people just scalp the booster pack 4$ btw and trainer boxes 50$ btw just to try to up price them on ebay?
>>750749485failed?
>>750749523>are you going bring up rngno I'm not, that specific charizard card was a pretty common one from the 1st edition. It gets scalped BECAUSE it's cheap
>>750749541anon you really are retarded, nintendo fans are literal cattle basically changing nothing, if anything the product should've kept releasing things this was nothing more than a failure considering they had released their schematics free online once it stop selling.
>>750749615>once it stop selling.It was available from day one, no need to come up with headcanons
>>750749592yet it sold at an up price stake and guess what there are more to come, it still doesn't change the fact the leftover cards that aren't reprinted are going to get all bought and up priced just like 1st edition charizard last i check there was a 1st edition bulba increasing in price rn just like charizard.
>>750749649i think u misheard me i meant profits fag not the product itself
>>750749673so? what does that has to do with anything in that discussion??booster packs are and always were sold for cheap, right? four dollars correct?
>>750749749LMAO HE DOESN'T KNOW, its all going to go downhill once they reprints stop also the fact there more scalpers in this world that they can pretty much splooge all their money on boosters so no one can get them. one of the groccey stores i lived next had A WHOLE pokemon vending machine stocked with pokemon packs, few weeks later ALL GONE you underestimate your own fans.
One of the early 'camera for the masses' was a Kodak Brownie, a camera made for a large part out of cardboard covered in leatherette. Kinda amazing how such a material can actually be part of a great little thing that changed the world, and after more than a century some of these are still around in working condition.Not that the labo stuff is on that level tho.
>>750749854I don't know what's the point of you drifting off the subject to scalping, who cares? I don't.I'll say it again: what makes pokemon cards so easy to scalp is their accessible pricing
>>750749854>splooge all their money on boosters so no one can get themto what end, just owning them? children don't have the capitol to buy scalped cards on ebay and parents aren't going to spend $2000 on a charizard card. scalpers want to sell them, and nobody is going to buy them if they're priced out. this concept of "theoretical future value" has basically never paid off, and we've seen it happen dozens of times
>>750749939im just going to let you tweak out until you realize that reprinting the first edi Charizard won't do shit lmao, its still going be passed around conventions and not see an actual tcg battle unless its for flexing your wealth.
>>750750045yeah? okay? nintendo labo though????????????????????????????
>>750750068you said it was detrimental to own an 80-dollar collectable hence why i brought the 1st charizard considering it's nothing but a collectable to flex, difference is that one is more expensive than the other one while barely being used for its intended purpose while one can used in many ways if you really wanted to but we won't get into that conversation considering this thread is about die.
>>750748979>still yellow-lightstell me you've never owned the system without telling me
>>750750202>while one can used in many ways if you really wanted toyeah... many ways.... like... uh....
>>750750269you said paper weight thats one, tic toe mahjong, that puzzle for babys, mancala, chess if you wanted to, your just being disingenuous, instead of using your brain, anon you can just copy those ir symbols and avoid having to pay nintendo anything at the time of it releasing.
>>750750331>mahjong>mancala>chessAm I really the one being disingenuous here? Come the fuck on, you gotta being baiting me.please explain carefully how
>>750746070>you can't do it because... YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?????
>>750744927>>750750374Hey im not the one calling em pebbles plus it could fit in those pocket, you can also make them into custom chess pieces, but idk about mahjong maybe sholong
>>750750252i had an 80gb fat ps3 that was yellow lighting. it was one of my first (failed) attempts at repasting something and i'm glad i pawned my ps vita back in 2015 to pay for a super slim to replace it
>>750750450how many types of pieces are in chess? surely more than four, right?
>>750750413>paying 9 dollars for regular cardboard is now considered pristine according to nintendo fanswhy can't its amazing that japanese can trick anyone into being cattle for normal everyday products.
>>750750480usually, 16 but i think it can work better with checkers.
>>750742021I like the concept. But they should have used those plastic cardboards that delivery boxes use instead of basic cardboard.
>>750750557drew a little diagram how the chess themed playstation pieces could work since >>750750480doubts that it cannot be done.sorry if its a little lazy but i wasn't going to take all my time making it as perfect as possible
>>750751116...have you ever played chess?how will you keep track on which piece is the bishop, which is the knight, king etc?
>>750751171nevermind that, wou will you play that on a 4x4 grid lmao
>>750751171anon YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS there is always 2 of every piece going down chronological order, it's not that hard to remember considering the bishop and queen are always in the middle if you want just add a dot or something or make it striped or full colored like pool balls.
>>750751270>if you want just add a dot or something or make it striped or full colored like pool ballsand ruin my precious collectibles? no way!
>>750751292You have 2 variants, honestly the iq of this thread is really showing that Nintendo fans really do eat shit out of Nintendo's ass like Indians, they really think normal ass cardboard is some intricate thing never done before when eurofags have been doing this with their phones for years.
>>750751405>2 variantshmm let's see, that's $120but wait, that's still not enough pieces... how many sets do I have to buy? this is getting quite steep for a game of chess
>>750751456>anon doesn't know what theoretical is nice showing your iq it's really fascinating that longer the years go on, the more retarded the fans from nintendo get and yes, it is expensive but thats not the subject at hand so this is more deflection at its best.
>>750751539theoretically, I could play chess with cardboards on my labo, using a real videogame
>>750751573>theres no chess game on the labo do you even preach what you defend? mr shitposter?
>>750750457How in the fuck do you even fail at repasting a fucking PS3?
>>750751650?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DleXxy_QJvM
>>750751785a boring attempt at trying to be like mind storm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqq4DEMNPW8let me guess it's only limited to some actions you still haven't gave me a theoretical rundown how chess would work with just 2 controllers unless u just use it without the cardboard.
