How will they fuck it up?
i had counterattack materia on and waited too long so i didnt get to see the omnislash in game i had to look it up on youtube later :(
>>750739397They already fucked it up by having you do an advent children fight against him in the first remake
You mean other than all the ways they fucked it up already?
>>750739397It's already fucked up beyond all repair. They don't have to do anything.
How will they fuck this up?
Only played the remakes and haven’t finished the original, so I don’t really care.
>>750741337Brown hands typed this post.I have no respect for you faggots who only played the demakes.
>>750741442Didn’t play OoT original either and gonna play the new one.
>>750741492ok? the 3DS version is the current definitive one anyway, its not like they are rewriting the entire game or that it had a particularly complex story to fuck up in the first place
>>750739397We already saw it in Ever Crisis, silly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69iuVujt8Ec
Zack and Aerith will be there
>>750741442Final Fantasy 7 is nowhere near good enough to use as a yardstick for portioning out respectTake it off the pedestal
>>750741629You don't seem to understand, demake is bad enough to rescind basic respect for human life
>>750741629name what is, then. I cannot wait to laugh my ass off, assuming you don't bitch out by naming some troll pick or avoiding the question like all posters who post garbage like you do when pressed.
How do you get past that turning on or off reactors part in remake without killing yourself?
>>750739397>How will they fuck it up?I hope they hug and sephiroth will dissolve into the livestream.Now.. I know that you think it is ridiculous and impossible but... Is it really? It is exactly what I would expect from 2026 squenix.
>>750739397I would be genuinely surprised if they somehow manage to stick the landing.
>>750739397Corneo and his two faggots will turn up to rap and act like main characters
>>750739397Omnislash will be the one thing in the entire game that they don't fuck up.
it will be 3 hours long, twenty different locales, they're flying through the air and you're mashing QTE's with a ton of cutscenes mid battle and it's going to be super duper epic
Sephiroth if he Texan
>>750739460You always counterattack, you literally cannot die in this fight.
Quick time event
>>750739397By remaking it.
Why is cloud so sad and distracted?
>>750739397Didn't they already reenact this at the end of part 1?
>>750739397Even when i first played it as a kid that fight sucked. press one button for auto win, just make it a cutscene then. Only worse boss fight is FFX with auto life
>>750739397It will all be a cutscene and Omnislash will be a friendship beam.
>>750739397They already fucked up previous parts of the the game, stupid.
>>750742282Why not? If you told me years ago that Square would change the Dyne fight by having him start transforming like he got the T-virus, and immediately after his fight, you fight Palmer who taunts you by spanking his ass, and then after fighting Palmer, you return to Dyne and his death scene, that would have also felt like a shitpost. But it happened. That shit actually fucking happened.So sure, why not have Corneo and his henchmen show up during Cloud and Sephiroth's final moment?
No offense, but it's already a gay fight anyway. The climax of FFVII is for shōnen-brained retards. Only thing that could make it more faggy is if Cloud and Sephiroth start making out.
>>750739397It's no longer a simple, climatic moment. Instead, it's a full 1V1 boss battle. Also, since the black void would be considered lame and boring by modern Square's standards, the arena will probably look like you're standing on a meteor flying through space.Also, a 1V1 boss battle might be too true to the original for Square now, so in this moment, you'll also be joined by the entire party.
>>750746193>Dyne's entire story theme and tone is changed so the original meaning is lost on Barret and the player>Red's "true voice" is interpreted as literally and not a metaphor and he talks like a literal three year-old humanAmazes me that there are people like the writers/producers of this shitshow exist. Nevermind that it's supposedly the original leads, who are either senile or never had any talent and took credit for other's work.Doesn't help that gameplay sucks, but that's an overarching issue within the franchise.
>>750739397>Entire point of the Remakes is showcasing Sephiroth's spirit floating through the lifestream looking to end Jenova once and for all>People still believe Sephiroth is the main villainYa'll lack media literacy and it shows.
>>750746309Hi, Sebby. Still banking on being a down-syndrome version of Markiplier?
>>750741702>or avoiding the question like all posters who post garbage like you do when pressed.Was he Nostradamus???
>>750746383Why would Sephiroth want to kill Jenova?
Materia needs to be replaced with a more efficient clean burning fuel
What does the Lifestream even do?
>>750746431In the off chance that you aren't blatantly samefagging and are just a newfag or a moron, there are few things more retarded than replying earnestly to a 'well tell me something you like' poster. Because you don't need to be Nostradamus to know that the response is going to be exactly the same 100% of the time.
>>750739397They've already fucked it up twice now.
>>750746554Get sucked up like oil.
>>750746554>he doesn't know
>>750739397>>750739460
>Nanaki, you must go... become your own man, save the world, like your father before you *cough*... Oh by the way, *wheeze* you know the planet? It's dying no matter what. It was dying before Shinra, it will continue dying after. The lifestream is not a foundational element of creation, it's not a god, a progenitor of its namesake, or even a necessity, merely a convenience that was deified by gypsies who smoked too much weed. Anyway, good luck my son... ack...What did Bugenhagen mean by this?
>>750746593>autist gets upset at jokesI hope you don't wonder why you're a lonely virgin
>>750746554It's blatant, ya twonk
>>750746847>you must become your own man>but actually no, become your fatherFuckin hate old peopleKill them all
