WHAT IS AZUR LANE EVEN ABOUT? I legit thought this was just another Kancolle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfG2R0wnaeA
gacha garbage
Not even the devs know at this point
>https://youtube.com/shorts/7XD_jRX0llU>was playing with tree leaves in small water canal>see others>started making fun on me>find azur lane>https://youtu.be/ZSu_x_9UBWA"Aliens are common threat" as always"Nothing comes close"
I miss my wife Bache... But I quit AL after enduring 5 years of no new skins for her.
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>>750724841its kancolle but good
>>750726835I will return to Bache...
Bache will never get more content because Mihoyo poached Waterkuma for ZZZ. I hate it.
>>750728030Why is she fat tho
>>750724841Uhhh it's been a while but I think aliens invade and wreck humanity's shit and then like in order to make humanity stronger in the past someone sends back evil robots to invade in the past so we'll be strong enough to fight the aliens I think and there's infinite alternate timelines as experiments to make a timeline strong enough to beat the aliens or something I think.
>>750728082Eagle Union food.
>>750726835pls don't post this ;_;
>>750724841Last time i checked it was about sex
I quit azur lane when it became apparent the community was driven for mommy titfags.
>>750729380and that's a good thing
>>750724841CERTIFIED 817CH
>>750729380based and same but not really>>750726835maybe if it's available natively for pc i'll reconsider
>>750728030nicole is just grown up p*nk bache
>>750724841i have this figgy, never opened, was thinking of selling it.
>>750726835Make Azure Lane a mecha musume/armored core game and I'll play it day one.
>>750724841hmm any more vids like this?
>>750728157they really should have just kept the plot world war 2 but anime girls with occasional third party doing shit
>>750724841Evil aliens are going to rip us all a new one, so someone had a bright idea of creating/training very powerful fighters (shipgirls) to oppose them. To aid the process, parallel dimensions with diverging timelines are created to sort of give shipgirls a most realistic simulation imaginable.Obviously things don't go quite well, there are conflicts, misunderstandings, issues with this shipgirl technology. But basically, it's all preparation to fight ayys.At least that was when I dropped out, because story was going nowhere, and reading miles upon miles of text to get a next miniscule twist of story in-between "i'm gonna suck your dick real fucking hard, cummander" "uuuuuuuuuuh, I don't get it" events was getting old, not to mention having phone run for hours to grind same stage 1000000000 times.Also >>750729380 is right. There were specific expectations for each class of shipgirls, but now it's all titmonsters. Destroyer? Big fucking tits. Cruiser? Big fucking tits. Battleship? Big fucking tits. Carrier? You won't guess it, big fucking tits. Also characters attached to those bodies were getting really boring.
>>750731851Must be some powerful aliens if not even having dimension altering time travel tech can beat them
>>750732218you would think so, but anytime you encounter them they job hard and they do no real damage
>>750732218It's first and foremost an excuse to explain whya) shipgirls fought each other but can be friendsb) why this or that new shipgirl was not ever heard of or seen before (not that they use this explanation often, new powerful girls that certainly could join some fights in the past just were busy with bullshit at the time lmao)c) whatever they feel like doing, like old-ass pirate ship eventsSadly, much like Reapers from Mass Effects, elusive aliens were hyped up so much that no resolution will feel right, especially because it's also important that You, cummander, they key to it all, do Something that decides everyone's fates. Because without You, all those 600+ shipgirls can't do shit, your tactical genius (level to max + rainbow equipment + autocombat) is absolutely necessary for victory.
>>750724841bote sex
i started playing azur lane again a few weeks ago, i dropped this shit game like 6 years ago cuz the gameplay was shit but somehow i'm enjoying the game now haha weirdjust oathed my wife le malin a while ago and hopefully she gets retrofit and oath skin
>>750730459Of course the girl who's most like Bache is the best
