How is this even possible?!
private equity duh
>>750721440tranny devs spend 90% of their days drinking soishakes and arguing on twitter.
Why do they do this to themselves constantly? The only people big budgets are currently working for are Capcom, Fortnite and GTA. Everyone else has been hit with crushing loss after crushing loss from doing big budget shit in the current financial situation.
>>750721440600 million and it will look like any other AAA 3rd person shooter on the market lmao
>>750721440For the surgeries
>>750721440a common tactic usually employed in the building trade. you say a job will take you a month to do but stretch it into 3 months to triple your pay
>>750721440Its even worse, according to that insider if a delay occurs it will get close to 1 billion $ due to the large studio size
>>750721440gonna be a bigger flop than Estrogen-day lol
poltard circlejerk thread
>>750721574even Capcom's are usually smaller than the regular western AAA budgets
>>750721440Good, it should exceed one billion. The harder it fails the better for us.
How is it possible to look at this and not immediately recognize it as a studio ending giga flop? What could possibly be the benefit of pretending otherwise?
How are you even possible?
>>750721440
>>750721657it's not poltard to point out that the budget is wild and is a catastrophe for Naughty Dog
>>750721657You lost the culture war.
as a trans woman of color i think you folks should have more respect for trans women of color for being trans women of color
>>750721440Their employees need a lot of money for hrt.
>>750721440This will easily sell 20 million copies
>>750721761Their boss goes by drukwoman now.
>>750721835>THIS wokeslop will be the one that breaks the pattern and brings the Modern Audience!
>>750721761respect is earned, not given freely
who actually wants to play as an estrogenized mexican
>>750721440Fuck, dude, I absolutely cannot get over how fucking ugly that chick is. Why didn’t they at least try to make her look even a tiny bit attractive?
>>750721664Thats because wages in the US are much bigger than in other regions. So they need to sell much more copies to break even compared to similarly sized studios elsewhere.
>>750721513Well, onions is healthier than milk so at least they have that going for them
>>750722015Because straight men would like that and straight men are SINFUL
>>750721672>Good, it should exceed one billion.What the fuck?
>>750721657reality is a poltard circlejerk
I hope this crap flops so hard Cuckmann gets fired.
>>750721440Give me $600m and I'll show you exactly how.
>>750722282He won't be, he's one of the Chosen.
>>750722059People dont actually think this, right?
>>750721692>How is it possible to look at this and not immediately recognize it as a studio ending giga flop?Naughty Dog has a shocking number of die hard fans and SNOY-boi defenders based on the Uncharted series and the first TLOU. TLOU2 was dog shit but they still defended it because they were able to pretend that actively hating the game while you were playing it was what made it “art”.>What could possibly be the benefit of pretending otherwise?SNOY is hoping that Gen-X Boomers and Zoomers who watched the gay TLOU TV show will buy it sight unseen as “the newest story from genius author Neil Druckmann, creator of The Last of Us on HBO” or whatever the fuck.It’s still gonna kill the studio, they’re just hoping they can break even on this monster.
>>750722351youre just gonna spend it on hookers and booze
>>750721440I still don't get why are yids so fucking expensiveLike, all they do is pray, they don't have hobbies and they wear the same awful clothesAt least monks live with the minimum
I hear we'll be seeing gameplay in 2032
>>750722420Guilty as charged.
>>750722282Worse, he will be saved and given another fake female job while the entire naughty dog team faces bankruptcy Fucking amazing how this scum cuck managed to kill an entire studios with his shit taste. They weren't even allowed to greenlit the jak remake (there was the opening already done)
>>750721574>Why do they do this to themselves constantly?It doesn't matter because they are all subsidized by western governments and/or the financial system (also subsidized by tax money but in form of debts)they're essentially working with free money
>>750721692To own the chuds
>>750722207But she’s not even mid or moderately ugly like the chick they’re using for GOW: Ginger Bitch, she’s objectively hideous, like a 3/10 that looks more masculine than the majority of Asian men. The actress was already kind of a dog and they made her even uglier than that.
>>750721440They see the writing on the wall of massive flop leading to layoffs so collectively agree on some excuses to extend the dev time to keep the paychecks flowing another year or more.Basically this how Concord happened. Only the devs have a collective psychosis and won’t admit out loud they are parasitizing whoever is dumb enough to keep bankrolling their fucking shit game knowing it’s going to suck. They themselves don’t even really believe in this shit but their woke izzat won’t let them ever fucking say so out loud.
>>750722857It's like how the retarded dead space devs auto sabotaged themselves with their new pozzed additions so they killed the chance of making Dead Space the new RE Remakes and reboot ds3.
>>750721692>>750722584Also note, for a massive company like SNOY that has to meet corporate-wide DEI metrics for ESG, cramming a studio like ND full of troons and darkies allows them to concentrate all the failure in one company, let it burn itself out, and then just start over with another piece of shit company that they destroy. They’ll even transfer problematic employees there as a way to get rid of them.
>>750721440How the fuck do they think they can recover 600 millions?If you're not part of an established brand you're not going to make 600 millions to begin with, let alone make enough to make the 600 million investment worth it.That's even if the protagonist was not a bald mutt.
>>750721440Who is going to make the first $1 Billion game?
How about we go back to 20-40 million dollar budgets and 2-3 year development cycles? "AA" games are at least sustainable.
>>750723832That requires downsizing the studio to like 50-100 people with crunch time or outsourcing parts of development to Asia/European devs
>>750723907Okay?
>>750723775Doesnt GTA6 cost one billion?
>>750721440>game requires 90% of PS5 owners to buy it just to break evenwell RIP to naughty dog
>>750722391don't underestimate how retarded vegans are
>>750724178closer to $2 billion actually
>>750721440IMAGINE HOW GOOD GAMES COULD HAVE BEEN TWENTY YEARS AGO WITH UNLIMITED BUDGETS LIKE THIS NOW IT'S BEING USED TO SALARY THE VERY SEGMENTS OF SOCIETY THAT WILL LEAD TO CIVILIZATION COLLAPSE
>>750721440What kind of alien looked at that thing and thought ''YES, this will sell billions''
>>750724567Civilization morphs day after day we don't live in a videogame, we live in a society.
>>750721574Santa Monica Studios secretly switched success stories with Naughty Dog. God of War 2018 and Ragnarok are basically if TLOU didn't flop.
"Phew, good thing I'm jewish or else I'd be in a lot of financial danger." - Neil Druckmann to himself, out loud, right now
>>750721440bruh this shit is gonna do gears of war numbers and hopefully completely kill these propaganda pieces disguised as games
>>750724761>we live in a society
>>750721440>Pay out the ass for luxury car brands to be shown in-game (not the cars, the brands slapped onto space ships)>Pay out the ass for Sony products to be used in-game (Playstation still has to pay to license Walkman and Sony Music)>Pay out the ass for Neil Druckmann to continue pretending to be a big Hollywood producer by using top actors, mocap studios, special effects artists, etc.>Pay out the ass so that Naughty Dog's building can be like a luxury hotel with all sorts of recreational facilities>Circuses continue to run at full capacity because everyone foolishly believes that GTA6 will be more than enough to warrant the constant losing streak that's been happening since the PS5 launched 6 years ago>We already know what the story is thanks to the leak, space jews reclaiming Earth and you have to help them win with no actual choice on your endI really wonder what'll happen once this game comes out. Wolverine supposedly sold 2 million despite being the biggest pile of AAA garbage imaginable, and Insomniac still gets to live despite that.
>>750721692It HAS to be a money laundering scheme.
>>750726796It’s not money laundering, it’s the terminal cycle of the private equity model as played out in the electronic entertainment market. After the company is captured it’s stripped for parts and then loaded up with bad debt before being driven out of business.SNOY did let buy ND because they wanted ND to make them money, they bought ND because they were failing and SNOY wanted to prop them up for a little while before they loaded them up with bad ESG metrics and then kill them before they can escape to make games for someone else.Intergalactic will be Naughty Dog’s Veilguard. They helped sell two cycles worth of consoles but they’re too big and slow and loaded up with feminist dykes and transsexual freaks to develop anything novel. It’s time for Naughty Dog to die so SNOY can invest in smaller, leaner studios with new ideas.
This game will end Cuckmann if it goes badly, Naught Dog hasn't made shit the entire PS5 gen.
>>750721440>How is this even possible15 daily meetings
>Studio in California>400+ employees>6+ Year of development.Yeah, no shit it has a bloated budget. This will need to hit 10 million to break even.
If they sell it for $80 they only need 7.5m sales to break even or 10m if at $60The modern audience will surely come out in droves and buy this game
>>750728281Same thought. Don't think this game will come close to hitting 10 million. Maybe 6 or so million sold, but nowhere near close to breaking even. Wolverine is already looking to be a bust for Insomniac and that game cost 300 million + likely another 50 million for marketing. Sony will likely start downsizing these studios with these results and give them stricter budgets going forward.
>>750721657seethe and dilate, tranny
>>750726796Stop saying money laundering when you don't know what it is.
>>75072887530 to 35 percent of people still buy physical and part of those sales go to retailers. It will need more than 7.5 million to break even, including if it sells at 70 bucks per copy.
>>750721574Because that's investor capital and gov subsidies that are getting pissed away.Everyone at the dev gets paid. Especially the CEO & board who vacuum up 80% of the funding and cook the books to make it look like it was spent on "marketing."From the 2010s onward there's been a pretty consistent and obvious scheme where games spent years in development hell getting jerked around by publisher meddling, only rushing to release date when the capital management firms and shareholders start knocking on the door.
>>750721440theres a very real chance, the cost to finish it is more than the money they will get back from sales once finished
>>750728653I can't even understand what the fuck that pic is trying to say.
>>750730172The secret is that it's saying nothing, it's a silly little imp, trying to sell a cloud, the scary part is that most people care about it
how can anyne be retarded enough to invest for 6 years in a one time sale product developed by 100+ people and expect a return?
