>>750709287
So just keep it at a lower firmware. Like with the majority of consoles that are hacked.

File: 1770689396066569.png (127 KB, 725x722)

127 KB PNG

>>750736713

why don't they do it then?

>>750709287
I doubt OOT remake will require a firmware update since copies of the game most likely been produced before the exploit was revealed online

>>750709287
its too late for Ocarina of Time. the cartridges are already made and shipped to work on a certain Firmware version.

File: OoT Ready.png (6 KB, 660x27)

6 KB PNG

>>750724812 >>750751480

>>750710574
And preloads are out already too, which won't need a firmware update to unlock come Wed/Thur.
For example, I can see OoT now in the SmileBasic thing (I've dumped all my game now)

>>750710470
They can still Supernag and make DLC require updates.

>>750709312
let me guess its gonna take 10 more years for the switch 2 to be fully jailbroken

All Nintendo needs to do is STOP MAKING HARDWARE AND PORT GAMES TO PC!!!

We have everything

>>750709287
what happened with the ps4 piracy is that people took the games and reverse engineered them to work on lower firmware.

that'd just get repeated.

>>750709287
I'm just going to wait until they release their next walled-garden piece of shit toy before I care about emulating or hacking the current one.

You literally cannot stop me from playing Shit-tendo games for free. It simply isn't possible.

>>750709287
Oh, nintendo will be getting it firm, alright.

>>750715917
I can't imagine how much money would be made overnight if they made this decision.

Compare Valve's yearly earnings to Nintendo's. It's roughly %30 higher than Nintendo and that's without Mario and Zelda clout.

>>750716074
This. Ive done it for all my tendie systems (never bought a Switch poo) Is the Switch 1 good at emulating PS2? I'd only use it for that and pirated games, maybe some homebrew.

>>750715917
I can't imagine how shit their launcher would be

>>750715917
nah
keep crying

>>750716352
>keep crying
People are just going to play them for free

>>750716613
how did that work out for the switch 1 again?

>>750716848
I can play every single Switch 1 game on my PC?

>>750709287
Nice

Before this whole thing I saw nintendo autists as sort of harmless weirdos. But reading posts in those threads made me genuinely hate those fuckers. And same with nintendo itself. I kind of saw it as a company that does it own thing and can make some good games still. But all this lawsuit shit and the fanbase they cultivated makes me want them to finally get what they deserved for a long time. Fuck nintendo.

File: cutting2-e1477137433378.jpg (234 KB, 1700x926)

234 KB JPG

>>750709287
update this NIGGER

File: file.png (512 KB, 595x528)

512 KB PNG

>>750722648 >>750722651 >>750722713 >>750723279 >>750723523 >>750751480

>>750709287
Cartridges are already out retard, it's too late.

>>750722134
this but all the psychos who hate nintendo constantly screaming about murdering kids for playing nintendo games

>>750715917
The push to have everything on PC because of gamers suffering from sunk-cost has done damage to gaming.

>>750722134
The mockery and flopping from the WiiU era broke a lot of them, and the rebound success of the Switch didn't put them back together right. Instead of being an era of triumph and bounty, they treated it as an era of vengeance and spite.

This mostly only applies to moderately/heavily online Nintendo fanboys, not Nintendo fans at large.

>4 hours
>27 replies
Dead board dead site lmao

>>750709870
That applies to games already out.

>>750709870
then you still can't get the newer games

>>750722496
please understand
the snoy has been working over time to try keep about 6 threads going at all times

>>750722347
>Spoilers for Zelda OoT
Zamn....

>>750722496
Nobody cares, it's the same retards who thought they were gonna play GTA6 on PC on release.

>>750722347
>watch out for spoilers
Dead internet theory

>>750722347
>spoilers

>>750722648
>>750722651
>>750722713
it's a joke you spergs

>>750722648
>>750722651
>>750722713
its making fun of emufags, they will be surprised theres more to a video game than a title screen

>>750709287
So whats stopping modders from spoofing the firmware like other hacked systems?

>>750722648
There are still a couple of things that the trailers haven't spoiled, like whether Dead Hand is still a cool gory zombie or a baby-fied spooki ghost in the remake.

>>750722347
Spoilers?
You play tennis with Ganon and at the end Zelda throws you the rocket launcher, everyone knows this.

>>750723085
That it's not just a firmware version check and has encryption bullshit to get through

>>750722347
Muh spoilers on a 30 gear old game.
The state of tendies.

Nintendo can still sell hardware by making innovative controllers for PC instead of their own hardware.

>>750722454
no, it hasn't
why is your position to suck off corpos making locked down toys?

why do that when you can use schizotech to find, demask and life ruin them? trust the plan

why do tendies pretend that games are some intricate thing to die for?

>>750723765
>the "EVERYTHING MUST BE PC" faggots are all AIfaggots
>price of everything skyrockets and your masters want to make it illegal to own ram sticks

>>750716239
yep, going third party is the soulless corporate suit option. nothing would kill nintendo faster than actually doing that.

File: 1793466479695175.jpg (50 KB, 406x364)

50 KB JPG

>>750730913 >>750733631 >>750735203

>>750709870
When I literally said that I don't update my Switch 1, Switch 2, PS4, and PS5, I received about 20 replies on twitter saying that I'm a braindead retard and that there's no reason not to update

Weren't all switch 2 games complete fucking dogshit that nobody would want to ever play anyways? Now they are the single most important games ever created?

>>750724204
No, that's just Fire Emblem Wakanda

>>750724204
yeah it turns out the grapes WEREN'T actually sour! Who could've guessed?

>>750715917
This is the single dumbest thing I've seen perpetuated over the 34 years I've been alive. Nintendo games sell Nintendo consoles. Always have, always will. They will NEVER port their games to PC.

>>750724198
didn't you guys take down a bunch of gmod models cause some autistic sperged out and decided the best course of action was taking down year's worth of models.

>>750724204
Turns out all the dogshit is just sony games, since no one cares to make any threads about emulating their shovelware

>>750709287
They want people to hack the Switch 2 and then sue them, making more money while still having a loyal fanbase that buys anything.

>>750724662
>trying to pretend attempting to doxx and murder people and assaulting children is the same as some dead sandbox being asked to remove content

>>750712987
NOOOOOO STOP

>>750724803
don't pretend your people don't also try to kill people over their switch being taken away, do i need to remind of you the black boy curb stomping a teacher over a switch inb4 ''SONY'' they also suck too, but don't ever pretend your fans are any better.

>>750725029
>massive coping
>"d-d-don't call me a snoy!"
how about the kid killing his parents because they took his playstation away?

>>750709287
I have enough versions of OOT that I have selection paralysis.

>>750725101
Get them all hooked up to the same controller and play them all at once

>>750725083
nignog You just did what said don't do. how can you be this fucking retarded? they ALL FUCKING SUCK but your fans aren't better EoD.

>>750725029
What's the punishment for not doing that and staying smug?

>>750725029
I think it's just psychotic that people on X want someone who bought Nintendo shit dead, server mental illness

>>750725182
>seething this much because anti-nintendo weirdos get exposed

>>750725183
because retards like >>750725083
thinking that saying snoy absolves them from any form of criticism when their company is the main reasons we have people like reasons, western

>>750724662
Listen to how retarded you sound now. Why the fuck would they care about that?

>>750725321
>never mentions snoys until you did in a sperg out to defend psychopaths
>their company is the main reasons we have people like reasons, western
try to type AFTER you stop crying

>>750725304
last time i remember you guys aren't saints either since relevantly you people sent death threats to a studio with no proof whatsover

>>750725321
What if I don't care that you're criticizing a fanbase I'm a part of?

>snoy
why are people attributing mustardrace faggotry with sony? sony isn't even a factor of modern-day consolewarring, it's been pc vs nintendo for years now

WOW I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY A 30 YEAR OLD GAME REMADE BY INDIANS

>>750725410
>admits he has no proof of these "death threats"

>>750725442
ironically no one was, until this snoy >>750725029 started having a meltdown trying to defend twittertards

>>750725029
Denpa? His problem was being literally retarded. So retarded you can't take him into public without at least two armed wranglers.

>>750715917
Kek, this would be such a dogshit decision that even Snoy backpedaled. You don't sell more on PC, you just make it easier to pirate.

>>750725442
It's just easier to say snoy than to call them a hyphenated string of 15 names for each different random fanbase they pretend to be a part of just to troll Nintendo fans

File: picard.jpg (59 KB, 670x458)

59 KB JPG

>>750746274

>>750709287
>>750709312
Look it's very simple, you see, Nintendo just detaches the previous train car. The only way you can stay on the train is to proceed to the next one, where you must pass a security check in. The pirates are running on borrowed time, and Nintendo has never been quite so punctual as they are right now.

>>750725368
>>750725407
>>750725227
jesus these fags really can't take responsibility for their fans action at all i thought you guys said you were better than "snoys" yet you guys are deflecting actually critique, like OHHH NOOO Some nintendo tard on twitter got told to kys like the whole gaming sphere hasn't already done that millions of times already to most fans from either console.

if anything you guys should've just took like a man and said those guys fucking suck as well instead of "OH, WELL THERE'S SONY AND THEY did ETC as well" which doesn't change that you people have them as well

that literal deflection 101 /v/ do better

>>750725764
where is >>750724198 is sony or snoys mentioned?

>>750725764
Get a life already. Find more important shit to sperg about.

>>750715917
No. Stop begging.

>>750716239
They would sell well initially due to the novelty factor, then pcfags would get bored and go back to their autistic crafting simulators.

>>750725764
>if anything you guys should've just took like a man and said those guys fucking suck as well instead of "OH, WELL THERE'S SONY AND THEY did ETC as well"
ironic since this is how snoys are any time george cacioppo is brought up
Also why didn't you just do that and instead posted >>750724662 ?

>>750725809
>>750725083

>>750725815
but your sperging about some dumb twitter post about some retard getting told kys like that is some unseen, never happen before thing on twitter, ITS LITERALLY TWITTER i don't know what else you expected.

>>750726014
>snoy is so angry he can't even find the right post
here you go its this one >>750724198 that you got asked to find the word "snoy" in

>>750725815
sadly defending the most evil people on earth is something he has to do because.... something something nintendo bad!
I'm will to bet he even defends that one tranny who had his face smashed in by a "tendie"

Just cause I hate nintendo: nxbrew is the site you want to google.

>>750725896
>Also why didn't you just do that and instead posted
do what? saying that your fans aren't saints either? and your still deflecting by ignoring the fact your fans are perfect as well, weird basically dodged the fact that your fans are filled with turbo autist, that are basically like ticking time bombs for ruining it for everyone

if anything you should've just not brought snoy even though it had nothing to do with said post, IF anything that tweet doesn't have anything to do sony, so why are you acting like that automatically makes all those tweets, sony fans if you don't even know if those people play ps anon? they could be pc players, xbox, psp (yeah i know that shit is gentrified) or switch people but here you are bringing up sony as if i was siding with them.

>>750716848
you're joking right? switch emulators are literally perfect, every nintendo content creator played botw on PC for exactly that reason

File: artworks-sXR3Ic1ulsvAjMxM(...).jpg (33 KB, 500x500)

33 KB JPG

>>750726393
aren't* major spelling mistake

>>750726393
>all this schizobabble to try defend psychos who scream to doxx and murder people for playing a nintendo game
snoys really love to show why they are the worst fansbase on earth

>>750709287
they are going to recall all the produced carts and ship new ones by wednesday=

>>750709870

Most intelligent turd world pirate.

>>750709287
the switch 1 is hardly "broken in forever", to this day you STILL need a hardmod modchip because its impossible to jailbreak through only software
even old v1s got patched and you need to keep it at a low firmware for it to work to then have recent firmware on emunand

File: the trooning of terraria mods.png (2.8 MB, 6734x2406)

2.8 MB PNG

>>750730308

>>750724662
unironically, what does yet another trannoid spergout on the modding scene have to do with nintendo?

"introducing the *NEW* nintendo switch 2!, coming this fall to the nintendo switch 2 family of systems"

>>750729989
something something its nintendo's fault garry newman is a massive faggot

>>750715917
Most of their users are babies and/or man-children who lack the two brain cells required to operate a computer and therefore prefer consoles. Furthermore, the Japanese don’t like computers either—they’re too big for their 2x3-meter tatami-mat apartments and remind them of their soul-crushing office jobs. On top of that, they’re corporate bootlickers who wouldn’t even dare to use a mod for a single-player game.

>>750729581
This is true, however most people will ignore this information because the few that have jailbroken switches have ripped their games and spread them online, which can then be emulated. Majority of pirates will not give a fuck about the source of a rom as long as it doesn't have malware and their emulator can run it.

And the attitude around Switch 2 piracy right now reminds me of the peak of Switch 1 piracy, after Nintendo started baring their fangs and started hitting back. It's astounding that anyone wants to go back to that haughty point.

>>750724191
You have to go back faggot.

people are already playing grokarina, it's gonna be dumped in the next day or so.

>>750722454
retard

>>750724204
I don't care about any current games, but I look forward to unknown games coming from this option in the future

>>750709287
>Posting REDDIT screencaps

Holy fuck, this website has gone down hill. Kill yourself you fucking Redditor and go back.

>>750725547
That anon is right, though, nintendofags are among the most unhinged fanboys around. You don't often hear about xbros or sonyfags grooming kids like you do tendies.

>>750731808
>black
Low-hanging fruit, anon

>>750733226
its sony's target demographic

>>750733261
Nice meme, surely you're not the kind of violent psychopath you've been virtue signaling about this whole time.

>>750724191
You are retarded because there's no games

Without a hack that will run on future firmware and play future releases it's pretty useless. I'd rather just wait for emulation and buy the few games I care about enough to pay for

>>750733586
>hes getting angry because normal people hate pedophiles
what is it with sony cultists that this normal thing always makes them so angry?

>>750734028
>hes still trying this
difference is no one defends smahspedos and they cheer when nintendo stomps out this "events"
meanwhile snoys defend pedos who have been caught red handed simply because the freak worked for pedostation

>>750729581
The fuck are you talking about? The switch 1 bootloader is burned in silicon and has an exploit. If you have a programmable device you can start any firmware on the switch 1, even if you desolder the flash.

>>750734262
Nobody defended George Cappuccino either

>>750734397
except all the snoys here and on twitter who keep screaming its "a paid actor" and a plot to frame him
funny enough pedoster also says that

>>750734582
Take your meds Gavin

Carts have already been produced on current firmware, they can't change or force anything different on those. Yes there will definitely be updates to still-to-be-manufactured carts but everything already in stores waiting for release is still wide open. OOT is 100% on the menu and it's pure cope to think nintendo can do anything about it this close to release

>>750734704
>snoy schizo starts screaming about his discord buttbuddy

>>750709287
>no OOT for pirates
I don't give a shit about a remake of a 30 year old game.
I'm waiting for Metroid Ravenous.

>>750734262
Why so defensive, tendie? It's only logical that the kiddy platform would attract the most diddlers.

>>750734978
I'm not the one having a 4 hour long tantrum because a bunch of psychopaths got posted

>>750735046
>Twitter banter is worse than child molesters

>>750724191
>delusions of persecution

>>750735146
george cacioppo and the snoys who defend him are evil
don't know why this upsets you so much

>>750713452
Supernag can only be enforced if you didn't take your system offline as soon as this hacking shit kicked off.
But yeah it's pretty likely they can force a supernag on any system online in the past week.

>>750735046
Not sure what you're driving at there, but the fact remains that tendies are much more likely to diddle kids than any other fanbase, as proven by the smashpedo and poketuber scandals.

>>750735547
BUH BUH BUH GEOFF COLORADO!!!

youre also not getting GTA6 btw
no kernel access = no real hacks
really blame the retard that burned the hack when there was like 3 games out lmfao

>>750735939
PS5 is completely hacked to pieces so PC gets it day 1

File: 1791072598986421.gif (2.81 MB, 800x450)

2.81 MB GIF

>>750735939
It's so funny reading statements like this from tech illiterate retards who think playing video games on PC requires degree
It's like watching amputees play basketball

>>750709989
they almost certainly will, probably too late for OoT but everything releasing next year's gonna require newer firmware

>>750734262
And yet you guys keep mass-reporting posts about it, funny that.

ACCELERATE FIRMWARE

>>750734776
Wouldn't that run into the same problem

>>750709870
You can't play new games on lower firmware, so no OoT or Duskbloods for you. But if you just wanted to play Bananza and MKW (lol) then more power to you.

>>750736729
>projecting

File: Please Nintendo.jpg (297 KB, 1200x675)

297 KB JPG

How many times are you going to post the same old debunked reddit and twitter screenshots and now yt comments?

>>750736976
How am I projecting, retard?

>>750716239
Nintendo like to sell their hardware at a profit, so the gained sales from porting to PC would need to offset lost HW sales. Hard to say how it'd work out, really.

>>750716239
Sony tried this and all that happened was that their games sold poorly on PC while killing PS4s/5s. Which is why Sony also went back to making exclusives and why Ashajeet is pushing for Xbox to become a cloud gaming service independent of Valve. For now Nintendo has no reason to ever put their games on PC.

File: chud-buddha.png (78 KB, 374x498)

78 KB PNG

>Tendie makes a claim
>Tendie gets BTFO in 24 hours

Jesus fuck haven't they learned, they've been moving goal posts all fucking week.

>>750724204
Yeah, man. The Switch 2 doesn't even have Marathon or Wolverine!
There aren't any movie games celebrating sodomy! What a shit console.

>>750722134
Fanboys of any stripe can end up with unfathomable levels of psychosis, to be fair. In those same threads there was some anon samefagging and spamming Sharty lingo about how much every game Nintendo is making is /v/'s "most hated game of the year/all time."

>>750737754
theres also the constant attempts to falseflag with all the "NOOOO @FBI REEEE IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF" shit the snoys keep doing when one of their threads stop getting replies

>>750722576
OoT is already out. It came out the moment they put it on physical game cards.

I see the crying tendo is here.

File: PC Gamer 939383.gif (1.4 MB, 498x350)

1.4 MB GIF

>>750715917

>>750738146
it was funny the first time it was posted on twitter but for some reason anons saw that screenshot, took it completely seriously/at face value and found it hilarious so now they spam post it 24/7
completely ran it in to the ground immediately

>>750738273
Is it confirmed OoT is on the current firmware? Because it's pretty common for new games to require a firmware update.

File: 98474774737383829.jpg (16 KB, 660x318)

16 KB JPG

>>750738953

Keep begging for Nintendo games.

>>750738403
funny all I can see is snoys seething

>>750738561
Once cards are made you can't fucking update the firmware.

>>750738580
Isn't this guy in hell?

>>750709287
Bro, there are open weight models...
There is no "uncracked" in six months

>>750724204
turd worlders need justifcation for wasting their life savings for the Steam Deck. They don't like PC games. They bought it as the cheapest entry into Nintendo Switch 1 emulation.

The bigger cope than "NOOO STOP HACKING AND STEALING NINTENDO GAMES" are shitbags who cry Nintendo has no games but turn around and download garbage like Mario Kart World and DK Ooga Booga cause they're that desperate for entertainment. It's always those two games. OoT Remake is going to run at 5 fps on the steam deck and south american scum will be happy.

>>750716613
Then do that

>>750738910
What? When I bought Fire Emblem 3 Houses and put it in my switch it required a firmware update. There's more games I'm forgetting to I'm sure.

File: unhackable.jpg (217 KB, 1321x741)

217 KB JPG

>>750751480

BOOM
GOES
THE
DYNAMITE

>>750715917
>people still can't comprehend why exclusives exist or why they are desirable to a console manufacturer

>>750740708
At this point PCtards are either too poor to upgrade their rigs they built on a budget in 2015 or are almost 10 grand into the sunk cost hole.
Are you surprised they are constantly pissing themselves over consoles actually having games?

File: Really_joker.png (229 KB, 488x349)

229 KB PNG

>>750744856 >>750746164 >>750751864

>>750715917
No, Stop port begging. PCfags needs to learn how to support & stop wasting money on parts 7x the cost of a video game console just to emulate the so called "weak hardware" video games.

>>750730636
>PC and FOSS philosophy is my entire personality. I love idealism!

>>750743856
but emulating old ass bing bing wahoo slop at 4k keeps staving off the buyers remorse

>>750709287
funny how browntendies went from "nintendo is the console to simply buy the physical game and play without any updates" to now defending those updates
oh and now they also pretend $80 games don't exist, despite shilling physical

>>750709287
>no OOT for pirates
mario kart world is running on a switch 1 fork emulator you really underestimate what programmers are capable of right now

>>750743856
You know emulation runs games better than the native console can, right?
Tendies really do come up with some entertaining cope. You have maybe a few days to whine S2 games are buggy and dont work

>>750725753
I read this post in Q's voice.

>>750746164
>You know emulation runs games better than the native console can, right?
on the switch 2's case, after buying hardware triple the cost of the original hardware

>>750747807
While I firmly believe in keeping brown poorfags like you out of the hobby, the emulator will eventually be optimized so even your garbage laptops can use it.
Unfortunate but oh well

>>750748474
PC is truly the potential console.
Always "will", "eventually", "in the future", "could", "should".
Never "is".

>>750709287
>no OOT for pirates
Hasn't everyone already played it?

>>750709287
so it was a stunt marketing scheme like the "leak" of gtaVI and the jailbreak of ps5 to buy more consoles

>>750748750
>Never "is".
>plays every console generation better than consoles did, and is now going to mog the Switch 2 in the same way
You browns cope in the funniest ways lmao

>>750715917
but their games suck so they'll get mogged

all they have to do is update because claude is not allowing reverse engineering anymore

File: 1788819012239733.jpg (74 KB, 1024x772)

74 KB JPG

ITT: consoleniggers talking and coping about things they don't understand

Whether or not OoT can be dumped like the rest purely depends on whether the cartridges shipped before or after the Switch 2 was exploited. If they were shipped beforehand then it's GG for Nintendo, and even if they shipped just afterwards, Nintendo would still have had to take the time to ensure that the firmware version they force on the cartridge is actually secure enough to avoid any current exploits. Frankly I'm going to be surprised if they actually were able to secure them before shipping them out.

>>750748946
The cartridges were printed and shipped when everything happened. The only thing Nintendo can do now is release a digital update a code that detects the OoT remake and forces the console to update its firmware. Obviously this wont work on jailbroken consoles that are all offline.

>>750748854
>>750747807

>>750749085
Yeah that's what I'm saying - Nintendo can obviously try to force firmware updates and all that, but it won't do shit for anyone who deliberately held back on updating and already jailbroke their Switch 2. So I expect that OoT is likely gonna end up being dumped (and I would not be surprised in the slightest if we actually see a dump released within the next day or so regardless of how hard fanboys claim otherwise), but it will also likely be the last game that can be dumped without updated exploits for newer firmware.

>>750749153
>>750748474
Again, this has happened to literally every single console generation. It's okay, poorfag. You'll be able to play it on your garbage PC soon, even though you really dont deserve to.

File: 1776122699253720.jpg (320 KB, 648x615)

320 KB JPG

>750749283
>Again, this has happened to literally every single console generation. It's okay, poorfag. You'll be able to play it on your garbage PC soon, even though you really dont deserve to.

>>750722598
>>750736919
So tendies don't own their games at all?

>>750749283
His PC costs more than your entire bing bing wahoo! device and library combined though

>>750749208
Who cares? What even the next hype switch 2 title after OoT? There gonna be enough time to find out the next exploit.

>>750750524
Fucking wierd.

Tendies either act like
>PC Gods are poor because they don’t want to buy over priced hardware

Or

>PC Gods got scammed for buying a high end rig, despite the high end rig can be used for a 1000 tasks beside gaming

A large amount of projection, coming from them.

>>750750738
It's easy to understand.
PCfags are rich since they can afford a device that outprices the vast majority (no, poor turdworlders playing LoL on their 10 years old toaster don't count as PCfags).
However, once you climb to a certain economic/social level, you don't have to pay for things the average peasant does.
Tendies calling PCfags poor for emulating their games is like a waggie calling a richfag poor for not paying taxes.

File: 1790954817083205.png (51 KB, 996x66)

51 KB PNG

>>750712987
>>750722347
>>750740412
I can't wait for the first torrent to be uploaded here so I can leave it uploading for another 3 years, just like I keep doing with Tears of the Kingdom

>>750743856
Emulation is better
Free online
Games cheaper/free

>>750750930
>Tendies calling PCfags poor for emulating their games is like a waggie calling a richfag poor for not paying taxes.
extremely telling comparison when billionares dodging taxes is exactly why economic bubbles happen and empires collapse

>>750752151
And who are the ones that benefit the most from bubble poppings?
It's a win-win.

>>750752209
This.
Expect a lot of tendie rage in the coming few months about how everyone uses GKCs now because of "the filthy pirates".
We're in for fun times