It's halloween, which means today is Kuromi's birthday! How are we going to celebrate?
Sanriofags give me brony vibes.
>>750708515Kuromi blobfeet footjobs
>>750708515by monitoring the thread for kuromi pics and discussion
>>750708684
>>750709939I think you’re gonna be disappointed
>>750708684Obsessed
>>750710828I miss when he put Mating press kuromi instead.
are you going to watch her movie?
>>750708515And autistic female kid at McDonalds had a Kuromi bag when I went today.
>>750710828You didn't prove him wrong....
>>750714206Cute!
>>750708515Thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY6AAwIu8Ro
>>750714886semen demon!!!!
I NEED TO OPEN KUROMI'S DREA- I need to open kuromi's dream door?
>>750708515>>750711806>>750714886>>750717131AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!I WANNA FUCK KUROMI SO FUCKING BADLY OMFG IM SO FUCKING HORNYYYYY!!!
kuromi berating and lecturing me...
i wish a tdm would tell me they loved me
>>750717187I can’t blame you, I feel the same
>>750717450I wish a magical tdm user would use their magic powers to do ungodly and unholy things to me...
>>750717484rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
>>750717484>>750717243>>750714886>>750717131PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP!GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!!
>>750713879Movie?
I need kuromi to unleash my dream door, I need her to open it and everyone to bare witness to my autism, I need kuromi to do away with my autistically massive dream door that will be the unmaking of myself.I NEED KUROMI TO OPEN MY DREAM DOOR NOW
>>750718165https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrB1Uqx0Jzg
>TDM enjoyers when they see the obvious TDM thread
Why do we love her?
>>750718886built for correction.
>>750718886built for ear and tail pulling
where can i go to consume kuromi media? or rather what media does she have? i only jerked off to the porn of her
>>750719214MyMelo anime. Kuromi also had a short series on Youtube. And there was a MyMelo/Kuromi Netflix series that came out a while ago.
>>750708515her greed sickens me
>>750718312I don't know if hmofa works here. Kuromi isnt exactly a furry, she just has ears and a tail
>>750719430she's not human and she stands on two legs though
>>750719430kuromi is 100% furry you retard
>>750708515...she's gonna eat all of that, right? i mean it's her day after all... she's supposed to be on a diet but surely it'd be understandable for her to cheat on her birthday, haha... just saying... not like she'll become an enormous immobile blob or anything, she operates on cartoon logic... right??
>>750719692i think she should be planet sized
>>750719430It's canon though.
why is kuromi not stepping on me
KUROMI DREAM DOOR SEX SEX SEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!
>>750719912Is she cradling a baby bump in this
>>750719692but she does operate on cartoon logic, its just the kind that makes her gain weight the instant she eats food instead of over several long months... also she doesn't suffer from any of the many debilitating effects being chronically obese actually does to a body. she just gets big and squishy, like any plushie should be!
>>750718886
>>750719405She deserves way more than just that puny cake
>>750719692>>750720241Stop making me horny!
>>750720671I wish I was that scale
>>750720779you're weird
>>750720948giwtwmcan't wait to get unbanned from vrchat tomorrow so i can get one of my fuckbuddies to be kuromi for me
>>750708684you give me barneyfag vibes
>>750708684Would you be able to give the specific detailings on what makes sanriofags seem like bronies?
Mating Pressing Kuromi...
kuromi gig-... kuromi hand holding...
>>750720671Official art of her showing her pussy
>>750721425no
Dagasi needs to draw more Sanrio stuff, his Kuromi stuff is sexy
>>750721740>>750720671
I unironically bought a big Kuromi plushie for the sole purpose of kissing her in the sloppiest way possible
You people are actually attracted to sanrio characters? Wtf! They are for LOVE not for SEX.
>>750722637what if they LOVE SEX huh? they all are huge SLUTS!
>>750722717They are children you freak!Kuromi is 6 years old
>>750722802ZAAAAAMMN!!! if they are so lusty for cock at such young age can you imagine just how much semen they would drink on a daily basis when they grow older?
>>750722637But I love them
>>750719430my melody and kuromi are bunnies.
>>750722896If les cases is anything to go by, Hello Kitty is a milf and she is beyond horny, but people treat her like a child.Do not mistreat your sanrio's, they will never physically change regardless of age. Might as well love them now.
Isnt she evil?
>>750708515Has anyone checked this asian guy called momoppurin who popped out of nowhere on 621? Like, holy shit. Complete new level of TDM mastery
>>750723837No, Melody is. Didn't you pay attention to the lore?https://onegaimymelo.fandom.com/wiki/Kuromi_Note
>>750723927Huge truke but OMM Melody is out of character though now days the rolls are reversed.
>>750723837Nohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdVKhevJDWw
>>750723837its ok, that's nothing some good old dicking can't fix
>>750724014OMM Melody will always be canon to me because i love the concept of her being the nicest person in the universe, but also being too dumb to be competent at literally anything else
>>750724259>her being the nicest person in the universeShe's not that nice tho
Does anyone have that clip whete a old guy mistakes My Melody as a novelty bath sponge and rubs her agains his body until she faints?
why are they so mean?
Gimme a hug man
>>750726813I need to suck his cinnamon icing out
I want to get raped by mistakenly innocent creatures
>can't read the human male on My Melody smut on ao3 because it's down
>>750726931I want to be turned into an innocent creature to then get raped by other innocent creatures
>>750727038no excuse for not saving shit you like, nothing online lasts forever
>>750727065Well I want them to pounce onto me whilst I'm laying down and seductively look into my eyes as they crawl up my body towards my face.
>>750708515Eating cookies!And you?
>>750723859Just check on e6. Pretty good art even if he goes a bit offmodel on some drawings
>>750725438uncensored?
>>750727803surjang on e6
>>750727824I dont have an account.
>>750727867nigger https://e621.net/posts/6823423
>>750727785i like it when shes anthro
>>750727895Anon, the Young tag is automatically blacklisted and cannot be shown unless you have an account.>>750727867Open wide anonhttps://files.catbox.moe/k0cokb.png
>>750728063>tagged "young"i didn't even realize
>>750728247It is a bit odd. Sanrio characters tend to be exactly as old as whatever narrative they're in needs to imply, but almost never have a stated age outside of weird cases like Retsuko who's explicitly 25 because her reaching the age where she HAS to marry or her romantic life is fucking over is part of the joke
>>750728247>>750728573The e6 devs have a habit of locking age tags for anything below the height of consent, which is a real fucker for artists whose patreons get nuked for "drawing lolicon" as a result.
I don't understand why people(adult males) give a shit about this hello kitty show. It's like my little pony all over again.
>>750729076this is more sophisticated than mlp
>>750729076What’s so hard to understand here? The anime is funny. The mascots are cute. The dynamic between a cutesy airhead and a bratty delinquent with a heart of gold is great. What's not to love here?
>>750729076>everything that is made for kids that I dont like is some sort of mlp offshootretard
>>750729076>implying fim wasn't enjoyable for all agesThis is my metric to see if a person has a soul or not. Weird fandom aside, that series was all about leaving a message of acceptance, tolerance, friendship, and love for others. If you find that weird to enjoy by all ages, you may be missing something essential to be a human.
nom
I need kuromi to open my dream door, only for me to end up getting greeted by a harem of TDMs I keep posting about who end up pinning me down onto the floor and completely locking me down physically where I'm unable to do anything, their capabilities strong, their exercises they'll conduct on me a mystery.
>>750732638Death by thousand plushies
Kuromi girls are fine actually, its the Cinonmanroll girls you need to be worried about
>>750734216My wife likes pompompurin, how are my survival chances
>>750734338Pompompurin girls seem to be chill last I checked
AAAAAEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII
>>750735009Pokemon-Sanrio turf wars?I believe it.
>>750729076Kuromi makes me HARDthat's all there's to it
>>750729076It's a slapstick cartoon, anon. Don't you find Spongebob or Looney Tunes funny? Aside from that Kuromi has a cute design and her resentment is relatable.
>>750734216Bruh. You’ve got that backwards. Cinnamoroll girls are really chill and kuromi girls are insane.
>>750729076
I've never watched anything hello kitty myself, but my mom likes it quite a bit and Kuromi definitely seems like a cutie and best girl
>>750736226Why is he wearing a dress
Happy Birthday Kuromi from me https://files.catbox.moe/9f454v.png
>>750736583he wears dresses in official media too, the creators are faggots
>>750736583They are comfy and easy to wear
I like Hello Kitty because of the latina that ruined my life.
>>750714886
>>750708515What is the best Kuromi plushie that I can buy?
cool to see the intersection of the most basic bitch normie trend ever and 4chan autists
>>750719912HIIRAGI IS A FUCKING FAGGOT ZONAAA
>>750737594Ok Zoomer
>>750735930But I like pokemon mascots
>>750737738We know baku
>>750737594Tell us you're a faggot without telling us you're one
>>750737594
sex with small bunny plushie creatures
>>750738190shoulderwife>>750737351Woah
>>750737351Both holes? God damn.
Anyone get the gold Hello Kitty at BK ?
>>750738939No. I honestly hate this kind of rare figure. Like, wow, it’s a fucking gold plastic with no other colors. So cool!
>>750738190Yeah! Yeah!
>best sanrio lewd artist appears for about a year>randomly deletes his entire gallery >no one cared or saved the artyou all suck
>>750739769What artist?
>>750739902this one >>750722896... i think?? it's such a distant memory i barely remember
>>750737351>DP
>>750708515Alt "goth's" BPD mascot
>>750739970Reimentyuru was active for longer than just a year and we have most of this stuff archivedhttps://anonfilesnew.com/s/qOqCNUrcBIn
>>750740329his holy grail currently are the posts previously archived on his two other twitter handles before they got suspended (kuroxdani & simozimosan)if anyone has anything from those two accounts it would be absolutely huge
>>750708515Team DeathMatch!!
I can't find a decent Hello Kitty hat for men other than New Era, anyone got any suggestions?
>>750740539thank you for remembering (i did not)
>>750739769It's the artist fault for deleting his stuff
>>750737552I also want to know
>>750740825duh, but you would think people would actually save the art generally because its just good. i did save it but i lost everything when i switched from windows 10 to linux for the first time.
>>750729818Well, when my friend convinced me to watch it with him I very strongly reminded me of when another one convinced me to try mlp. It's just so infantile it is ingestible. It's not like I hate cute things, I love cutesy anime, but this just feels like watching some show made for 3 year olds.
>>750741538You are not wrong. The anime starts pretty weak and feels more like a 30-minutes ad for Sanrio. However, it starts to pick up the pace once Kuromi and Baku start getting more screentime, around episode 10 or so. Also the animation team gets more used to the designs and you can see them improving fast during the first season. I'd say it's not for everybody but it can be a rewarding show if you like cute stuff and have some patience.
>>750744561naice
>>750739404SYBAU
>>750744561YOU BEST PUT ON SOME REAL CLOTHING OR YOU'RE GROUNDED LITTLE MISSY!!!!
>>750708515this thing is everywhere, even in /v/ stuff, why is it so popular
>>750745981let the teenager wear what she wants
>>750737351>being forced to share kuromi with another manKinda gay Anon
>>750726931
>>750749891Garnet...
i got the Golden Kitty at the Burger King collab King Junior Meal
my melo loves kuromi!
>>750722802Where do you see their age? also aren't they plushies anyway?