This is who I always think of as the average video game consumer. He would play GTAV but barely understood what was going on, he'd get frustrated almost instantly, and even when he enjoyed the game it would hold his attention for an hour then he wanted to go back to lower-effort activities like Youtube and drinking.Redditors are evil midwits, but if you are smart enough to post on/be engaged with a forum, you're still likely around 100 IQ. But that leaves out half the population. King Cobra typified the sub-100 person who simply can't understand basic concepts and gets bored if required to think at all. Hence all the hand-holding in slop games. Yes, the hand-holding will drive away the 125+ IQ crowd, and the 110-125 will be annoyed, but it's worth it to capture the 85 to 100 crowd who vastly outnumber the 125+ crowd.
midwit thread
Did the alcohol or the fast food kill him?
>>750697830Times have changedeven the average person wants escapism
go back
>>750697830Don't fucking disrespect The Cobra jackass.
>>750697830My fear is that these same kind of people also do the tired "x is objectively good, y is objectively bad" routine
>>750697830>it's
>This is who I always think of as the average video game consumer>not chris chan
i miss this retarded sperg
>>750698545>not DSP
>>750697830I wish i was like Cobes
>>750697830Cobra rarely if ever played vidya. He had a PS3 that gathered dust because he was too busy eating and drinking himself to death
>>750698153The undiagnosed heart condition
>>750698760DSP actually plays the games (and wage quits them if they are not well supported).
>>750698886which the exorbitant amounts alcohol and junkfood he consumed probably didn't help with
>>750698153Diet + sedentary indoor lifestyle
>>750697830Never understood why people like this guy. He wasn't any more interesting than your average lolcow, did disgusting shit, was a categorical animal abuser with how badly that bearded dragon was kept. I don't think he deserved to die and I think it's sad he did, but he wasn't doing himself any favors.
>>750698519>>>750697830(You)(OP)>>it'sYou're black, aren't you?
>>750699165I don't think he purposely abused his lizard. He was just too retarded to take care of it properly. He'd treat it like one of his retarded dopey friends instead of like an animal that had unique animal needs. He had pretty low functioning aspergers. It obviously affected his IQ and the drinking on top of that made him even more of a retard.
>>750699165JUSTICE 4PUFF
suck it troles
You know I've noticed that a lot more, people get super frustrated at the first sign of inconvenience or failure, and so many people just ragequit entirely.What the fuck caused that?It's crazy to me, I was playing games with my nephew at his place, some random friendslop shit, and when he fell and died he got like unreasonably upset, just started doing that grunting screech thing like an autist, I asked what was wrong and he was just "I'm done I don't want to play anymore I hate this".I've seen that shit so often, it's baffling to me. Who gives a shit? It's a game. Not even any stakes attached to it.
>>750699657Low IQ mixed with never experiencing real world suffering/being coddled by parents
>>750699657watching short form content is more rewarding
>>750699657>It's crazy to me, I was playing games with my nephew at his place, some random friendslop shit, and when he fell and died he got like unreasonably upset, just started doing that grunting screech thing like an autist, I asked what was wrong and he was just "I'm done I don't want to play anymore I hate this".This isn't at AT ALL a small thing. So much of our personality gets set up to age 7, then another big hit during puberty and that's it. Mommy looks up from posting on Reddit and says "that's ok sweetie, stop playing that evil game it's stupid and oppressing you." and the kid learns a major lesson. Meanwhile if his dad wasn't a faggot he'd tell the kid "this is part of the fun, learn to enjoy getting better, the reward is seeing your progress and putting in effort" that turns you into a normal person.
>>750697830Clean up your diet and walk around for goodness sake. Kicking the bucket in your thirties is sad, man
In this board cobra is a hero end of story
>>750699657>grunting screechHe sounds autistic
>>750700038he probably is, yeah, wasn't always this way though, only the last like 2-3 years, before 10 he was completely 'normal' as much as that can be, even through covid.
I bet Clint is secretly relieved the Boglim is gone, same as any parent with a handicapped kid who sucks all enjoyment from your life.
>>750700026based Tony
>>750700061Did he get any jabs or vaccines during that time? Some can unironically turn perfectly normal kids autistic
>>750697830I miss this gothic badboy like you wouldn’t believe
>>750699991>Mommy looks up from posting on Reddit and says "that's ok sweetie, stop playing that evil game it's stupid and oppressing you." and the kid learns a major lessonFoids create another fuck up. Good job, mom.
>see pictures of Cobra for years and always assume he's some crashout retard that /v/ worships ironically because schadenfreude>check out his videos after his death>he's actually soulful as fuck
>>750699657>It's crazy to me, I was playing games with my nephew at his place, some random friendslop shit, and when he fell and died he got like unreasonably upset, just started doing that grunting screech thing like an autistYou should have laughed at him and said, "Dude, stop being a stupid autist. It's just a game." It sounds mean but I bet he'd learn a lesson from it and then cut that shit out.
>>750700602>he's actually soulful as fuckEvery small midwestern town had a cobes back in high school
>>750697830I think of a foid. >I'm so confusedyou won't believe how often they use this exact phrase all the fucking time.
I'm of the mind the people sending him everclear might as well have just shot him
I think of someone, usually a streamer, who starts a game and wonders aloud "How do I do x" and it's solved purely by mashing every fucking button on your controller. God I fucking despise people that do that.
Why does every white nerd on earth have massive, meaty, luscious fucking fish lips nowadays? What causes this?
>>750697830>but if you are smart enough to post on/be engaged with a forum, you're still likely around 100 IQLOOOOOL
>>750702225unironically less fetal alcohol syndrom
>>750697830>but if you are smart enough to post on/be engaged with a forum, you're still likely around 100 IQThe majority of reddit traffic is unironically coming from a military airbase and what's left is the most bottom of the barrel mental retard that can't figure out how to make an account on resetera
>>750702150>game gives tutorial>streamer skips it or doesn't pay attention>CHAT WHAT DO I DO?
>>750698153Ozzy's death killed him
>>750697830>truecel shaming on /v/
>>750702515>because of this we get the retarded take away your controller segments that have to sit you down and make you learn the controls with videos and. "Focus, Anon." from Debra Wilson.
Legbeard kiwifaggot thread go back
For me it's ninomae ina'nis
>>750702423>reseteraIs that site even relevant anymore? I remember /v/ getting mad about it back around 2018, but I rarely hear about it now.
>>750702590He broke his dry spell, though
>>750702773It is THE forum for everyone in the industry.
>>750702225ugly fish lip nerds have always been a thing
>>750702515>ten seconds later>CHAT STOP BACKSEATING, I CAN FIGURE IT OUT FOR MYSELFI love Tomato but god his video with the big artillery mech was unwatchable. Every time he has to complain about chat in any video I get angrier and angrier till I stop using it as background noise and go watch something else.
>>750702773Funny actually, apparently they haven't been paying the domain fees so it might be up for sale soon or even outright close down.
>>750702772Legend has it that every time someone mentions her back the stick up her ass goes in a bit further.
>>750703481Funny how streamers see their viewers as literal cattle to feed and worship them and these "people" happily go along with it
>>750699657DSP is not a human bean.
>>750699657When it comes to games I have a limited amount of fucking time. I have to do a fucking faggot job I hate so I'd prefer it if the few moments of gameplay I get aren't me trying to download the data of a faggot game's retarded boss patterns
>>750703638then do something else? retard
>>750703529Her back?
>>750702772She looks like she would exclusively have sex with a single human man.
>>750702423This dunning krueger retard is too stupid to know that the glowie op in air base had the highest per capita reddit users, not the majority.
>>750697830Too soon, man...Should have been Cyraxx
>>750703638>>When it comes to games I have a limited amount of fucking time. I have to do a fucking faggot job I hate so I'd prefer it if the few moments of gameplay I get aren't me trying to download the data of a faggot game's retarded boss patternsThe single most Reddit-brained vidya opinion"Nigga I ain't gonna learn all dese chessmans moves, dis muddafucka go in a line and dis bitch only move 1 space, dat stupid, I finna stick wit tic-tac-toe."
>>750697830>posts a selfie>complains about reddit and sharty>with that face
>>750706226>I was merely pretending
>>750703670Yeah no shit you fucking moron. What the fuck is your point with that? Fucking idiot. Kill yourself fatass. I'll get good at real shit like kickboxing you stick to feeling superior over a fucking game like a loser faggot die bitch
>>750706053See >>750708184Fat fuck loser you have nothing in life so die
>>750708184No you wont because kickboxing takes more effort than being good at a difficult video game and you're a lazy retard
You are literally the exact middle of this meme. Genuises (like me) enjoy games like GTA not only for their fidelity and depth, but also in context of gaming history as a whole.
>>750708184>I'll get good at real shit like kickboxingYou can't even beat someone in a fight in a video game, lmao
>>750708264>>750708493Look at you fat fucks. Prove me wrong and flex a cep on a picture. I'll wait. Let's see who the lazy low effort one is. You sit on your ass all day like a bunch of fucking fat losers thinking a videogame makes you a man when in reality you're a bunch of worthless faggots. Seriously, end your worthless lives immediately
>>750698707alright toobsim gonna order little caesers with every sauce imaginable on itthen leave it out overnight cause its too hotthen im gonna top it with more ranchnot gonna heat it back upgonna take a bite and complain its cold, but finish it anywayfinish up with my mixed drink thats mostly sugartwut
>>750699657Kids don't have healthy relationships with failure anymore. They're never put in positions where failure is possible or has any meaning, so they never learn to not take it personally and to learn from and push through failure. Both in general life as well as vidya. This creates people who think everything is easy because they're excellent and sets them up for being cripplingly rug pulled later in life when they start encountering problems and challenges that aren't explicitly designed to be succeeded at.
>>750702590What are you talking about? This ugly retard had girlfriends he fucked.
I've never heard of this guy outside of /v/
I miss him vros. Fuck sickos
>>750710910The first documentary he was in used to get posted a lot on /tv/
>>750697830cobra played like 5 games in his life. no one was catering to him. he was legitimately retarded, although still a king. it seems you are somehow even more retarded with your shitty opinion though
>>750699165>He wasn't any more interesting than your average lolcowwhy, because he wasnt a sicko?
>>750712975While I will admit freely that he wasn't a degenerate pervert, as far as we know at least, he wasn't very funny, talented, interesting or compelling. He's just a mentally retarded guy with a lazy eye who dreamed of better lives, had a terrible fucking role model and even worse ways of living. That's really all there is to it.
>>750712779lol this picture is awesome
>>750697935>t. brainlet
>>750713179>he wasn't very funny, talented, interesting or compellingbut this isn't true. he was unintentionally funny, and he was very interesting and compelling. its obvious you just havent seen enough
>>750699657To be fair I used to be like this as a kid where I would get unreasonably angry. It was because I wasn't taught a healthy relationship with failure.Also I inherited my Mom's gene's where she's a perfectionist and chastised failure or making mistakes.
>>750706053Almost. But it needs more y'all's to be a representation of reddit. The 80 IQ ebonics and the insufferable leftist troons perfectly come together around that word.
>>750703638Why not play a puzzle game so that you can solve it passively in your head during downtime/commutes?
>>750697830Cobes would have loved CLOCK TOWEEERRR
Is beer good for you?
>Idol dead>Current music is dogshit>Legit tism>Can't even work at Wendy's>Only your dad semi-cares about youCobra bailed out, TWU. Prbly gonna do the same once my hobbies go down the drain.
>>750697830That guy was the average American, he was only ever bullied because he put his life online. It also made him money and gave him lots of free shit though, but he could roll with the punches. Most people can't do that.
>>750713653He wants to be an edgy homosexual cowboy so bad.
he was chill and sincere, which puts him above 99% of the subhumans that still walk the earth todaywe lost a true one
>>750716258He was the average American that couldn't fit in and was bullied throughout school. Every school had a few Cobras that people picked on.
>>750698153Alcohol.His innards were pickled to the point of organ failure.If he had gone to hospital when his body was telling him he was dying he might still be alive. Not that he could ever be redeemed or successful anyway.KingCobra was a lying pathetic retard retard that was evil. He had no redeeming qualities and only ever said anything positive or intelligent when he knew it make him seem cool. Fuck every retard acting like he was an upstanding guy. He was wortless trash that paid a pregnant prostitute cigarettes for sex. He made shit up constantly about having black magic powers. He read a fictional story about good and evil then chose the evil faction as his favorite because it was "badass". He made dogshit music only a retard would like. He made heinous anti-nutritional "foodhacks" that rapidly deteriorated his health alongside the heavy drinking.KingCobraJFS is worthless sub-human trash and his death is not going to make me suddenly feel differently. Especially when it was so preventable.Fuck all the retards acting like he isn't liquid shit with corn in it. He is ugly, stupid, and evil.Fuck KingCobraJFS. Worthless evil retard
>>750716649Yeah and most of the time they become just as successful as the people that bullied them, stocking shelves at a local gas station. Cobra went beyond that and that's why everyone hated him, he could eat, sleep, and drink for free.
>>750716553He was not sincere at all you fucking retarded goblin. Half of the shit that came out of his mouth was lies trying to make himself look cool.The motherfucker sold magic wands he claimed actually worked and you're sitting here saying he was sincere. It's true that only utter retards like KingCobraJFS like him.
>>750698153heart attack from bad teeth
>>750699657I know a guy who is in his 30s and does this shit, it's just embarrassing. That and ten thousand excuses.>"WOOWWWW MY BULLETS DO NO DAMAGE AND HIS KILL ME INSTANTLY, COOL, THAT'S FAIR, FUCKING FAGGOT DEVS">you were missing your shots and he was hitting his>"IT'S BECAUSE OF LAG AND SHIT, I BET HE'S HACKING, THERE'S NO WAY PEOPLE ARE THIS ACCURATE"
>>750716793You sound way more unhinged than he ever did. How long did you obsessive over him and stalk him on kiwifarms?
>>750716942Fuck off you evil retard. You can't refute anything said because it's all true.I'm tired of worthless pieces of dogshit getting high praise like they aren't sub-human vermin that did more harm than good.
>>750716793If I were a betting man, I'd say you were probably a christcuck
>>750716793>>750716906You Kiwifarms guys are kinda fucked in the head.
>>750716906He’s talking about Cobes not being afraid to show who/what he really is. Not his belief system.
>>750716942>Yeah he is a worthless retard but what about my personal boogeyman?You sure showed him.Literal midwit thread.
>>750716906He had autism and other developmental disorders. He was in special ed throughout school. You're holding him to the standard of a functional adult instead of someone that is unironically retarded. He most likely believed that he had magical powers because he had low IQ and lived in his own head much of the time.
>>750717015I just cited the bible as fictional, you worthless evil retard.>>750717047>you fucked in the head for calling a malicious evil retard liar exactly what he isAnd you are worthless trash proving me right
>>750717074He fucking didn't though.Claiming you can practice black magic and have it work is just retarded and definitely not being honest about who you really are. It's like chopping you dick off and saying you're a woman. It's deranged and stupid. You people are fucking retarded just like your king.
>>750717164this is u rn hehe
>>750697830one of the last wholesome "lolcows"wasnt a pedo, wasnt a super freak, just weirdso i hesitate to even call him a lolcow, sure it was funny to watch him make fucked up foods and shit but it wasnt like he deserved anything bad to happen to him unlike some of the other freaks out thererip
>>750717082No one is denying that he was a "worthless retard." That's why people watched him. It was like watching a retarded version of the truman show. I have no idea why he made you so mad, though. Did you donate a bunch of money to him because you actually believed he could cast magic? If so you're even dumber than he was.
>>750717160Oh fuck off. I know several people with autism and development disorders and they aren't fucking scumbags like he is. You people are pathetic retards that take the concept empathy way too far.
>>750717285Not opening. You're a worthless retard and are proving that you are evil and insincere. Just like KingCobraJFS.
>he's an evil scumbag retard just look at all these reasons i list>he paid for sex>he believes he knows magic>he likes evil factions in fiction>he makes music that isnt good>so clearly he's an evil psycho freak that should die!!!you sound very well in the head
So I ordered some little caesars toobs...it's a stuffed crust pizza from little caesars and it's got extra cheese, extra all meats, extra dip...and it's a stuffed crust. Its a custom little caesars...stuff crust pizza with extra meat, extra cheese... It's a stuff crust from little caesars
>>750717294He wasn't wholesome at all you utter fucking retard. He paid a pregnant woman cigarettes for sex. He proudly worshipped an evil fictional deity that has only ever been depicted as the source of all evil.He got banned for bringing some insane crackwhore on stream that showed her tits.You people are either completely uninformed on how much of a scumbag goblin this faggot was or you are well and truly retarded just like him.
>>750717375
>>750717497do you realize how insane you sound right now?
>>750717497>he's evil because he never grew out of his edgelord phase and he paid a hooker for sexWow, what an evil bastard amirite? I bet you're an even bigger lolcow than he was. You probably cut your dick off or something like that.
>>750717164What religious faith do you subscribe to in order to have such a strong morale conviction against this evil you speak of?
>>750703638I guess gt7 got such a bad user score because of le reddit gamer dad and retards like you who can't be asked to put a modicum amount of efforts and time into anything.
>>750717295Bullshit. Several people have claimed he is "sincere" and "wholesome" in this very thread. All KingCobraJFS fans act like this. You think you're smart and emotionally in-touch with compassion and empathy or some other gay shit when in all reality you are only painting a worthless piece of shit as anything other than that. You are not good people and pretending he was also good is not going to work outside of your echo chamber.Fucking midwits. The lot of you.
>>750697830Let me guess, OP. You think you're part of the 125+ crowd, don't you?You ain't.
i think cookingwithjack fits the description better. just a barely sentient creature
>>750717652It's because everyone age 35+ knew a cobra back in high school. Every school had an autistic retard with developmental delays that everyone picked on. Every school had a smelly gothic guy. Maybe some people that watched him *was* that guy back in the day. No one thinks Cobra is a perfect human being. They watched him because he was kinda weird and retarded but simply watching him is harmless. Why are you so angry about it? I legitimately don't know what could evoke such hatred unless you were one of those weirdos stalking him or sending him money.
>>750717430>He paid for sexBy giving cigarettes to pregnant woman. If you're going to pretend that isn't evil then I have no reason to believe you are anything but a monster like he was.He only ever negatively berated people online you insincere useless sack of dogshit. Suddenly it's wrong when a stranger does it huh?The motherfucker drank himself to death because he was just such a good literal satan worshipper eh?Oh but criticising that means someone must be a christcuck so that doesn't count.Typical midwit evil enabler. You are vile scum. Fuck you all to death, you sub-human vermin.This worthless piece of shit died a miserable death he deserved and his shithead retard fans are not welcome here.
>>750717313How is he a "scumbag"? Nobody actually thinks magic is real and if they do they definitely would never have a problem with his wands not shooting out sparks because they would just hallucinate them.
>>750717249you have low reading comprehension. As I said you should separate his belief system(most people including you and me aren't honest about our belief anyway) to what he's showing everytime he's on camera. The dude just honestly wants to be a gothic alcoholic who want to eat shitty food and he likes wizardry, he's like an open book, that's what I mean by him being sincere, he's not hiding that from anybody.
>>750717908
>>750717584>Giving a pregnant women cigarettes just to use her cunt isn't evilYou people really are just as evil as he was. It's sad you genuinely can't see that.
>>750717908>By giving cigarettes to pregnant woman.If you believe woman are children who can't make decisions for themselves then you're the evil one, inshallah
>>750717908>By giving cigarettes to pregnant woman.Wait, he did that?
>>750718028Yes. He has done all kinds of fucked up shit but his evil retard fans just cry about religion when you try to bring up how truly objectively bad he was for this planet.
>>750718028>The proud satanist did some evil fucked up shit?No it must be Christcucks making it up.They are the only bad people to ever exist remember?
>>750718124Google said>There is no verified evidence or documentation that the YouTuber KingCobraJFS (Gothic King Cobra) gave cigarettes to a pregnant woman.This specific claim appears to stem from a running joke, copypasta, or satirical comment shared within his online community and subreddits.Is there some evidence of this happening or are you a redditor?
>>750718001This is just proof that all his fans are evil leftists pulling the "empathy is more important right now" routine.
>>750717969She was selling herself for a smoke, dude. That's on her not the desperate retard. She is capable of making her own decisions because she most likely didn't go to special ed classes like Cobra did. Imagine willingly sleeping with someone that is mentally disabled when you arent.
>>750716143>once my hobbies go down the drainvideogames have been dead for at least 13 years
>>750718259>5 seconds with Google AI saidYet you expect anyone to believe you people aren't worthless retardsHe talked about it on stream. There is no proof other than his word so that's technically right. There are several KingCobra channels that have covered this event. It was around when he first started advertising his wands.It's astonishing that you give A.I. this much absolute authority over your thought. You are proving exactly how retarded and brainless his fans truly are.He paid a pregnant woman cigarettes for her pussy. That's a hard fact that worthless A.I. can disprove.
i think this guy has a bone to pick with kingcobraJFS
>>750718530*can't disproveYou people are evil worthless retards that literally cannot even think yourselves.Fuck KingCobraFuck his retard faggot fans
>>750718530Do you honestly think cobra is smart enough to understand that cigarettes cause developmental delays in babies when smoked during pregnancy? You're fucking delusional dude. He could barely read and write. The blame is on that chick.
>>750718530>He paid a pregnant woman cigarettes for her pussyEven if he did who cares niggerDo you think women lack sapience or the ability to make decisions? Lolcowfags are so strange, you're so desperate to make this random retard a villain. Is it so you feel better about yourself? Congrats mate you're SLIGHTLY better than the mentally disabled pat yourself on the back.
>>750718530So AI is running cover for Cobra?
>>750718594I have to bone to pick with all the retards saying he wasn't a worthless piece of shit that did more harm than good.It would be like Chrischan dying and everyone suddenly acting like he isn't a deranged tranny that raped his own mother. It's completely out of touch with reality. The fact even a single person can claim this goblin is "wholesome" is far-left tier insane.
Cobes did cheat on his ex (not methica), among other things posted here, so idk why you guys are saying he's some "good guy" lmao
>>750718530You quoted me but this >>750718676 is my post
>>750717249>Claiming you can practice black magic and have it work is just retardedbut He IS retarded you stupid fuck. He truly believes magic exist so there is no deceit or insincerity. He is being honest from his point of view.
>>750718636Which is what makes him an evil retard instead of just evil.>Can't you see that being empathetic of his condition is more important than holding him accountable for assisting in poisoning a developing baby?His fans are evil retards just like him.
you know I'm starting to think I can do black magic tooI mean if this guy is so upset over kingcobra thinking he can do it, then maybe theres a reason for thatmaybe anyone can do black magicthink ill start learning how to
>>750718676>So I can't read?Evil retard.
>>750718670>I know I'll act like an evil retard that cries about boogeymen. That will convince people I'm not an evil retard.>>750718829Then why claim he isn't retarded?You people are so stupid you can't keep your shit straight.
>>750718901What's evil about me? AI is worshiped everywhere but you want me to instantly think it's wrong in this one instance?
>>750718891>Ignoring the overall point to pretend you are cleverYou are an evil retard and your faggot king is not welcome here.
>>750718839Watching some dude get drunk on stream or laughing at videos of him making terrible food doesn't make someone evil. What is wrong with you? I honestly don't understand why you're so mad at random people that found Cobra entertaining. Most people I know IRL have done way worse things openly than Cobra and his entire life was documented online. Who knows what those freaks are doing behind closed doors?
>>750718996>he isn't retardedyou should learn how to backread you dumbfuck. I never said he isn't retarded. we're talking about whether he is sincere or not.
>>750719007You're igoring the overall point to hyperfocus on how sacred AI is. It's pathetic. I pointed you in the direction of being able to find his claims but you just want to have a different argument altogether.Because you are an evil retard.
>>750719050sorry im gonna be drowning in goth pussy when i master black magic loser
>>750719056You're not just watching him. You're defending his deadly lifestyle and claiming he was a great guy that did no harm to the world.That's what makes you an evil retard.
>>750719172MEDS NOW
>>750702772>>>/vt/ranny
>>750719172>You're defending his deadly lifestyle and claiming he was a great guy that did no harm to the world.I never once did that ITT, you deranged moron.
>>750698153Reddit kept doordashing him 120 proof vodka knowing he wouldn't have the self control to not drink it. Plus he was torn up about Ozzy dying.
>>750719078He isn't sincere. He makes shit up to sound cool because he is retarded. Which you agree with.Midwit rat.
I think he IS cool actually and all the things he said ARE true
>Vegetating BADlmao
>>750719189I accept your concession.You do infact agree that KingCobraJFS is a worthless evil retard that did more harm than good for the world and that his fans viciously defending him are also evil retards(especially you)
>>750719226You better not stop acting like a deranged, psychotic schizo BOY
>>750719112>I pointed you in the directionNo, you didn't do anything of the sort, just link me to where he gave a pregnant woman a cigarette on video, I never said i didn't believe you or that you were wrong, I want proof.
>>750719221You've taken that side. Your personal nuance does not matter in this context. He is an evil retard and if you disagree then you take that side.
>>750718530Let's just give you benefit of the doubt and say it's true.So what? He didn't put a gun to this whore's head and make her smoke them. She could sell them off (she's already a prostitute, reselling smokes isn't above her) or give them to someone she knows that smokes.She has agency. I find it increasingly annoying when moralizing dipshits pretend people aren't responsible for their actions. It's the exact same principle of twitter Karens that get upset when they find out a male celebrity is dating a woman ~20 years his junior. You're pretending the people involved have no idea what's going on.
>If I troll as hard as I can and deliberately ignore core arguments then people won't think I'm an evil retardGood plan
I am evil nigga I do evil shit I'm a nefarious nigga
>>750719343No. You are the super fan. Go find it yourself. Now pretend you won for refusing to uphold your false claim that it didn't happen when it's very well known that it did.
>>750717313I think you are just taking a retard on the Internet way too seriously which leads me to believe you are also incredibly retarded
>>750719226Jesus I'm talking to somebody who is more retarded than Cobra it's hilarious. How can you be insincere if you're retarded? being insincere/deceitful needs self awareness so a retard can't possibly do that. In his point of view he's telling the truth. Which means he's being sincere.
>>750719374>Giving cigarettes to pregnant woman is fineSee?Even his fans are evil and retarded.It literally factually happened by the way. Boglim Chronicles covered it more than once.
>>750719431Your entire argument is that cobra is evil and everyone who has ever watched him is evil because he once gave a pregnant hooker that was selling herself for a smoke a cigarette and because he believed he could cast magic. I know a dude that had his kids taken away because he beat on them. I think that guy is way more evil than cobra or the people that simply laughed at his retarded videos desu senpai
He was the real one.
>>750719519No. I hate retards that act like an evil retard isn't an evil retard.Every argument in favor of him is only ever "So what if he was an evil retard? That's a good thing."
Why does this guy have such a beef against evil and worthless retards?
I only use one save slot I'm a straight evil freak
>>750719550Not reading all that since it's very clearly fanboy crying. You are an evil retard if you are defending him in any capacity.
The fact that you're this mad about a retard is mentally insane you should seek help he's already dead and gone you don't need to spaz about it anymore
>>750719679I accept your concession.You do infact agree that KingCobraJFS is a wholesome loveable guy that did more good than harm for the world and that his fans couragously defending him are also good of nature (especially you)
>>750698958DSP is literally why we have yellow paint.He is THE single most important person to ever play videogames.When DSP speaks DEVELOPERS LISTENHail to the King Snake, baby.
>>750719584No my entire argument is that he is an evil retard and that anyone DEFENDING HIM is an evil retard. Like you.It makes no sense that merely observing an individual makes you a fan. That kind of thinking is further proof of how truly retarded his fans are.
>>750719679I accept your concession then retarded anon.
>>750719502I'm not a super fan of his that's why I'm asking you. I need proof of what you say, if I was a superfan of his, and you were telling the truth, I would already know there was proof.
>>750719595The real king of evil retards. Spread negativity everywhere he went and his fans refuse to accept it.
>>750719750You better not obsess over a dead retard BOY! I pray to Jesus that you don't obsess over a dead retard!
>>750719621Because I want less of them around.
I don't know that many high-iq people who play mentally taxing video games. I just blast zombies in resident evil mostly, because at work I have to do things that already tire me out.
>>750719737>>750719762>>750719796>>750719838KingCobraJFS is an evil retard and the only thing any of you vermin have ever done to try and refute that is act like evil retards. Fuck you all to death. I hope your kids turn out like him.
>>750719750>he's evil because he gave a cigarette to a pregnant womanHe didn't make the bitch smoke it.Just like the redditors aren't to blame for sending him vodka. They didn't make him drink it.>NOOOO YOU LET SOMEONE HAVE THEIR VICE YOU'RE EVILIt's not good, it's retarded as shit and it's disgusting but it's not evil.It's disgusting in the same way watching a rabbit eat her babies is, but I wouldn't call a braindead animal evil.Stop being hyperbolic, gayboy.
>>750719559>I find it increasingly annoying when moralizing dipshits pretend people aren't responsible for their actions.Re-read this. Then read it again.Supporting a prostitute is far from a moral act, but at the end of the day people have agency. She arguably had more than Cobra because Cobra was retarded.
>>750719907Better not give me another you BOY
>>750719879I have 120 IQ and my favorite game is Dynasty Warriors 8 Xtreme LegendsThe only people I ever see complain about Dynasty Warriors are so stupid they just press square repeatedly and cry about how repetitive it is.
>>750719907Why did you quote my post at >>750719796 ? I told you to explain with proof what is so bad about him
>>750719908>>750719948>>750719960KingCobraJFS is an evil retard and no far-left morality is going to change that.
>>750720059KingCobraJFS is an evil retard and is most certainly definitely not video games.
That ugly goblin was a fucking worthless retard though. Wild so many trannies are defending his borderline suicidal lifestyle. Actually it kind of makes sense now that I think about it.
>>750720276Stop samefagging you janny wannabe FAGGOT
I stand with KingCobraJFS
>>750720106First of all, Is is present tense, gayboy.Second, Cobes didn't have the brainpower to be evil.He really was just one dumb autistic animal acting on a level of sapience to low to have the thought behind his actions that make them evil.If you think me saying we need a system of Eugenics to prevent this shit is Far Left Morality, then you are retarded.
>>750720310KingCobraJFS is an evil retard.Your post is proof his fans are too.
>>750720330>>750720337KingCobraJFS is an evil retard.So are his fans.
kingcobra is my FUARKING hero for real real
>>750720349What do you get out of this thread by being a human punching bag? I'm getting tired of playing poke the retard at this point.
>>750720337>He didn't have the brain power to be evilthat is literally far-left thinking
>>750720468KingCobraJFS is an evil retard.His fans are evil retards and continue to prove it.Both are not welcome here.
>>750720583Where do you think you are dummy? Church? You're on 4chan. If you think evil retards don't belong here you need to lurk the fuck more.
>Trolling and off-topic posting to shit up the board isn't actually evil or retardedDo you fags have any idea how right this schizo is?
>>75072066767 haha
>>750720640>The website for discussing anime and japanese stuff is actually a safe haven for evil retardThis might be the ultimate proof of how truly evil and retarded these sub-humans are.
>>750720694KingCobraJFS is an evil retard.So are his fans.
>>750720730Newfag
>>750720786I have been coming here since 2004 and evil retards have NEVER been welcome.You worthless sub-human filth.
>>750720838Ohh, 2004?! Wow, that IS an impressive date. Can I have your autograph?
>>750720786>Trannies and non-whites get shit on non-stop around here>that means evil retards are welcomeOUTED AS THE FAR-LEFTIST YOU ARECALLED IT
>>750698153The Bog-witch was the last straw.
>>750720907No. You are an evil retard.Like KingCobraJFS for instance.Famous not-a-video-game personality
>>750699165Average lolcow is a pedophile, nazi, Mao / Stalin worshipper, or some other kind of disgusting serial abuserCobes really was just a goofy Ozzy fan with some struggle in his life who made disgusting homebrew alcohol. >>750699657Modern games being so easy you can beat hardest diff or endgame multiplayer content without even learning fairly basic mechanics let alone showing any mastery at all. They boot up Souls game, face some challenge in life, and then implode and beg the devs for easy mode. Same reason people bitch about open PVP zones in games having high rewards. They get steamrolled by people who learned how to play the game and beg the devs for easy mode pve servers so they can farm loot that's only supposed to be reliably farmed by 10-20% of the playerbase.
RIP cobes
>>750720962No what killed was being an evil retard that is infact accountable for his retarded and evil actions no matter what any lefty says.Like poisoning your body to death for fun.
>>750720912Imagine being this much of a newfag
>>750698153his wholesome chungus fans kept reinforcing his vices knowing full well they were killing him
>>750720985>>750721005KingCobraJFS is an evil retard.His fans are also evil retards and proud.
>>750721093I wasn't a fan who watched him or anything, just comparing him to the average lolcow.Nobody will mourn lolcows like Ally Kotetsu.
>>750721069Sounds like he got your ass, tranny. >>750721079Yeah take note of the vile shit some people have posted in this very thread just to defend him. They think 2007 /b/ is what the whole site has been for over a decade when in all reality they are a cancer we have been treating since before the Scientology catastrophe.
>>750720971Then do something about it, wannabe janny nigger. Imagine complaining about cobes on Halloween on a video game board filled with nothing but political bait threads and porn. Kill yourself, faggot. There is nothing here worth preserving and it has been that way for a long time.
>>750721189That's fair. At least you don't deny he was an evil retard. Others may be worse but that doesn't excuse anything. Thank you for having the only thoughtful input on the matter this entire thread.
>>750721282Why are you so obsessed with a man who is more maggots than corpse at this point?
>>750721254I did all I am able to do as just a user.I appreciate you taking the mask off though. That helps my point greatly:KingCobraJFS is an evil retard.So are his fans.(This does not mean you merely watched his content)
>>750721093what the heck did i do?
>>750721352Did kingcobra fuck your mom dude this is a bit unhealthy.
>>750721352>evil doesn't belong here>PLEASE IGNORE ALL THE LOLI MASTURBATION THREADS!!!!Newfag
>>750721335Because an army of retards are parading the maggots around like he was a wholesome saint.KingCobraJFS was an evil retard.Just like his fans.
>>750721414I never said that, you deranged evil retard. That's another problem that has gotten way out of hand and it's because rotten vermin like you feel welcome.
Imagine spending hours of your Saturday spamming about how evil an dead retarded guy was when it doesn't matter at all because he is deadkiwifarms best and brightest
>>750721413>Desperately defending an evil retard that drank himself to death for fun as wholesome>Claiming others are unhealthyKingCobraJFS is an evil retard.So are his fans.
>>750721534Imagine spending hours of your saturday desperately defending an evil retard as wholesome because people on the video game discussion board don't want you to feel welcome.
>>750721413That guy is definitely 100% off the deep end i wonder what made him this way
>>750721612No one is defending anything everyone is just saying you sound insane for spamming about this dead retarded guy (you do).
>>750717047Agreed. I don't even know who this guy is, let alone the fine details of his life. Sure he probably sucked but I can't imagine making and maintaining a thread like this. lolcow subculture is just fucking bizarre and deeply unhealthy.
Pretending to be a lolcow is a new low. Good job anon!
>>750721612The words you choose are very revealing. The desperate one here is you buddy no one gives 2 shits about this fella except you. Something in this guy reminds you of yourself and it's driving you crazy.
>ctrl+f "evil">96 resultsWhat is it about 4chan that attracts schizophrenics?
>/v/ constantly shits on retards and expresses disdain for them with a litany of nicknames cattle, goy, blast have, etc.>Literal army of people defending a caricature of the consumer destroying the industry because he was a heckin wholesome chungus that worshipped satan and sold scam wands for black magic while constantly shitting on his viewers for being trolls>Their go to argument is that it's actually fine and that Kiwifarms is out to get us allNot buying it.
>>750721630>>750721691>>750721716>>750721781>>750721786>>750722030KingCobraJFS is an evil retard and his fans are too.>oh but you're just schizoYou aren't supposed to feel welcome and happy.
i think you should buy some finasteride for that malding
Should have been Cyraxx who died, to be aich
>>750722030It's a mod team that doesn't really give a shit because they know that the website is trash now. Who can blame them? Schizos drove off all of the normal posters so over the years pretty much only schizos remain to jerk each other off. They're now finally in good company.
>Dedication to something you care about is schizoNever beating the evil retard allegations.
>>750722216KingCobra JFS is an evil retard.So are his fans.>>750722247I'll admit to that.>>750722283Maybe you should leave if it's so terrible
>>750722132>>750722198>collection of replies pointing out that nobody is defending the retard>merely saying your behavior is also retarded>REEEEEEE STOP DEFENDING [LITERALLY WHO]Oh yeah, it's a schizo thread.
What is it with super online people and their obsession with IQ?
>>750722410You are taking his side and claiming anything said against him is illegitimate and can only be ramblings of a madman.You are infact defending him, you evil retard.
>>750722426It's literally the only thing they have.
>>750722407>Maybe you should leave if it's so terribleI rarely post now. I've been posting during the last few days because of Obsidian closing but prior to that, I hadn't posted for about half of a year. Thanks for ruining 4chan.
>>750722426Those two high-IQ guys eariler seemed to be the only people actually discussing the topic so I can only assume that you are an evil retard.
>>750722407you're right, cyrax is a pedophile, which is far more evil than cobra
>>750722487>Oh no they are fixing what I ruined that sucksAnd stay out
You WISH you were even half as based as Cobes.
>>750722546Yep. At least you acknowledge the evil. That's healthy and reasonable.
>>750722512It's a stupid premise, the average gamer isn't King Cobra.
>>750722487>and stay outHe says, as if what's left is worth mourning.
>>750722602He was a Kramer-esque retard to gawk at, nobody actually misses him.
>>750722602>Being a turbo-left satan worshipping retard that believes in black magic and drinks yourself to death for is basedAnother word bereft of meaning by evil retards.
>>750722573>fixing 4chan by spamming twitter political bait threads and by derailing and samefagging every thread Good job, nigger. You fixed 4chan!
>>750722635Based on this thread they absolutely are.
You fags are really earning that MATI sticker.
>>750722765I never did that. I am not doing that in this thread.You people really are genuinely retarded and evil.Get the fuck out and let us discuss video games in peace you worthless election tourist filth.
>>750722765But you don't understand. My eceleb fixation is actually making the board better because he was a bad person. That makes it relevant to vidya somehow.
>>750722834Yeah, you're totally not samefagging and schizo screeching about some dead retard no one actually gives a shit about.
>>750722790I don't speak ebonics, zoomer rat. Fuck you and fuck your goblin king.
>>750716793he rules your sad, pathetic life from hell. haha
>>750722834>discuss video gamesVideo games? Where?
>>750722886How is it my fault that you off-topic posters can't just ignore me?KingCobraJFS is an evil retard.His fans are way worse.
>>750722958Kobe will forever live rent free in your head.
Wait the guy died a year ago? Holy shit OP actually is schizo. I thought that this was recent news or something.
>>750722916He is an evil retard and so are you.>>750722918Definitely not in this thread because you retard worshipping faggots.
>>750722283I've been posting on this shithole since the 2000s and it's always been schizophrenic and full of purity testing around which PS2 game in a franchise of 10 games is the only good one.You want a good thread without everyone calling each other retards? Post a Midna drawing that's just barely inside of blue board rules alongside "Do you think Nintendo knew what they were doing?" or something.
>>750723030How would it have ever been relevant, you fake oldfag?
>>750723013I only think about him when you vermin shit up 4chan with off-topic spam.Oh but you're the hero and not an evil retard sorry.
>>750722958It's Halloween. I'd say cobes is on-topic for this day only. He's at least as on-topic as idpol and porn thread #20,455.
>>750698153puff
>>750723020Do you retards genuinely believe I am OP?I want this thread removed. I want OP killed.I want all of you permanently banned.I am not OP. I hate that retards like OP feel welcome.
>>750723036Don't gaslight me. The blue boards were generally pretty good until the early 2010s.
>>750723030yeah keep replying to me, malding faggot. you are unloved. on the other hand, people will keep josh's memory alive
>>750723090Thanks for bumping the thread, btw.
>>750723081You aren't making any sense and I'm not acknowledging your pathetic baseless claims.
>>750723110>>750723212>>750723245KingCobraJFS is an evil retard.His fans are proud to be just like him.
>>750723353Samefag evil retard
>evil retard>58 matchesIs your vocabulary that short?
>>750723427It's not samefagging if you aren't pretending to be someone else you utterly retarded faggot.(evil too)
>>750723489Are you enjoying the discussion and want more?KingCobraJFS is an evil retardHis fans are proud to be worse
>>750723512Lying evil retard
I'll never understand the lolcow thing, why would you spend what free time you have obsessing over losers like chrischan or OP's pic? They're absolutely repulsive to look at or listen to and live a life of mediocrity. Is it projection and some low iq attempt of feeling better about yourself in comparison?
>>750723601Chris chan is at least interesting but yeah its 100% just retards laughing at slightly worse retard failures to make themselves feel better.
>>750723601I've only seen some of his repulsive cooking videos really. I just watched them to laugh at how terrible they are out of morbid curiosity kinda like Cooking with Jack. He's was way worse than Jack though. I don't understand the people that obsess over them and dig into their lives and shit. I think they're demented.
I showed all my friends cobes antics and one by one they became fans. We even did a drink combo night with one of his concoctions, which was 99 bananas and Monster Soda back when it was available. It was the most foul mixed drinks I've ever had, cobes really knew how to mix them.His death was a dark day for us all, there was frequently a "what if we drove to Wyoming and hung out with cobes?" discussion that we had, that discussion being no more upon his passing. He was a genuine soul in a world of sickos and trolls dood.
>>750723585>>750723601>>750723865>>750723940KingCobraJFS is an evil retard.His fans are worse and proud of it.
>>750724003Take your meds, schizo.
>>750724003Almost every post you replied to just said he was a repulsive retard, you just have hurt feelings that they think you're also retarded for obsessing over him.
>>750723180Consider the following
Lolcow culture as it stands now is the realm of failed normalfags upset that autists exist and are content with their lives.
>>750724297>autists exist and are content with their lives.Larp. That's not what most lolcows are.
>>750697830it is what it is dood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoFOXgIme9M>Stuck in between, it is what it is (Is what it is)
remember when he got laid with some bpd trailertrash and all the redditors broke down with seething jealousy lollike if you are genuinely jelly of cobra you should kys
>>750724851SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU EVIL RETARD
>>750724851Redditors should be genocided
RIP Cobra. I wish the green phantom was prowling tonight.
>>750716793KingCobraJFS rules your sad pathetic life trole
>>750698153lack of attention killed him. cobra's death was extremely preventable. he's still a fucking retard thobeit.
