>10 years later>I am forgotten
>>750693432>goonbait shovelware>being remembered
i want to be a shota with one of these as my fuckbot
>>750693432Wonder if anyone will AI recomp the original Haydee so we can finally load every mod without running out of memory and crashing.
>>750693432god that ass just makes me crave a nice juicy cock in my mouth
>>750694369huh? ass does?
>>750694571yeah, most things that are sexually provocative make me want to suck cock
>>750694617that is pretty cute honestly
>>750693432I want to forget her face.
Is a faceless, mute and highly expressive cyborg GF too much to ask for in our trying times?
>>750695841>>750693432Needs lips and mouth for obvious reasons
>>750693432I still remember Haydee better than that game asking us to remember it...what's that game again.
>>750695841If I owned a sexbot like Haydee I would get her to turn me into her twin until nobody could tell who was the original Haydee.
>>750693432But I quickshot to her regularly.
>>750693432Yeah because the dumbass dev didn't realize what he had and made the sequels with an uggo instead of haydee.
>>750696017Faceless is simply superior
>>750693432But I didn't forget.Fuck the last boss in Haydee 3
AGP
>>750696732Same
I like Haydee and Haydee-likes.Faces are overrated honestly. I would like to own faceless women as property. Are there any other vidya games with Haydee-likes?
>>750696981Fatassed faceless robots will do that.
>>750697096You could mod Rimworld.
>>750693432I started playing it and got pretty far, but then I took a short break and when I came back I was completely lost. I'll probably restart it at some point, and draw a fucking map this time. It was pretty fun
>>750693432she was replaced by superior options
The 2nd game's model was hot, her face was uncanny but people really made it a bigger deal than it actually was.
>>750697119Never tried it before, but I'll look into this.
>>750697401>7'5Tall doll...
>>750697505The way I see it, dolls aren't going to judge you for being a manlet so why not go all out? I can't be the only one who would constantly get wet dreams of really big ladies.
>>750697167Fuck off synthetic man
I need this robot in my life
>>750693432It was funny how the dev of this game made a iconic and well loved character because he was too shit to make faces, and when he got more money from it success he immediately made the most ugly disgusting face possible and made the robot girl into a human girl with the shitty sequels.Sometimes the success is achieved via the limitations
>>750693432Should've used that exact design more than once>>750697096I wish I knew
>>750698336I'd never get anything productive done again.
>>750697695Too tall and they're no longer sextoys for humans. 7 feet is still sexy though.
problematicheres a fix
>>750698463You'd be surprised at how focused you can be with your balls drained
>>750698442then when people begged him to go back to the old designs, he ignored or told them they were wrong on the steam forums and kept going till he crashed the franchise into the wall
>>750698442ThisThough I can still appreciate an uggo torta goblina, gives off that Latin American vibe to it, wish they capitalized on that.Leave the faceless bots for unblemished perfect bodies like in Haydée 1 and Atomic Heart, while these latinas can have stretch marks and other stuff in a way that their ugliness adds some character and its own fetishes.Would also help push the envelope on the industry that doesn't want to make princess-looking characters anymore, now it goes to show they can look old and disgusting but still have a huge ass and it'll still make some cash anyway.
>>750698601Cheeks so big you could use them as a screen.
>>750698470Yeah, I could see it being cumbersome. I like climbing though.
>>750698515I'm in full support of woke stronk negresses with a fat ass bum barely covered by skimpy clothing.Go ahead and scold me, mommy. I promise I'll be sooo ashamed of my toxic masculinity.
>>750698515i like haydee with or without the mask
>>750695841Yes, it's over...
>>750698747Hot drawing anon!I'd bury myself so deep in that ass you would have to dig me out with shovels and pickaxes. My whole face wedged between those cheeks.
>>750693432This character was only popular because of the RedMoa animations.
>>750697401>7'5 is the minimum heightWhat's the maximum?
>>750698670I'd rather use them as a pillow
she died when they revealed her ugly ass face
>>750701121That was the vastly inferior 2.0 model. I'm sticking with the 1.x line
Black plastic, black skin or white skin Haydee?
Delectable robot yams
>>750696581I hate getting punished for killing enemies in the last area of 3I'm sorry I didn't know you balanced the only boss around the hoardiest of hoarder players
>>750701553Tall wearing black suit / white skin with large boobs and sub mommy personalityShort wearing white suit / brown or black skin with flat chest and dom ghetto twerk slut personality
>>750701604Thankfully robots don't care about how long you last.
pumping
>>750699132Holy based robot rimmer! IKTF anon.>>75070057813'6''
>>750701604Built for fisting as the twerks with your hand inside
brown skin pink pussy
>>750702063I love her ass. If she could transform me I would spend time as her panties and order her to work out. I would go from fucking her to rimming her to being her panties to being her twin. I want to fuck, eat and have that ass.
Is this series even worth playing? I got the first game in 2018 as a joke
>>750702063>13'6''I'm gonna jailbreak my Haydee and remove the maximum size limit
>>750701942>Ejaculation confirmed. Good job, master, you've set a new record of 21 seconds. Would you like to go again?
to this day I've blown more loads to DD than any other artist because of this one character
>>750702350>as a joke
>>750702350The first game is a fun action adventure, borderline survival horror, affair. It's a bit rough and the environments can be repetitive, but it's worth playing. I never played 2 because of the change to her design and the mixed reception
>>750693432Bvilt.
>>750702274Getting turned into her clothes would be a pretty big ask, anon. But that's extremely based still. You know the advantage of her being a robot is that you might be able to put your brain in an identical model so you could be her twin?>>750702389my god this guy wants to die
>>750702410I need this to become a thing before I die.
>>750702350First game is an actual game that works like a survival horror against the equivalent of Portal's turret sentries. It's also pretty tame, barely qualifies as softcore.Second one is more like RE4, not so spooky and stressful, just run and gun against wandering puppets behaving like zombies. It's more of a gooner game this time since there's more mods and the game has more room for enjoying your mods as you walk around. The first game is too straightforward and doesn't have much going on as you progress.
>>750702742Part of haydee training could be making your brain feel her clothes. Haydees do what their owners tell them to. I could ask her to adjust my training if it isn't standard for all Haydees. I like that advantage, serving her one day and getting her to serve me another day as we sleep in the same robot beds, talk with the same voice and become indistinguishable. Maybe serving someone together when we're in the mood.
>>750702742I'll die with a smile on my face
>each game has map editing tools from day one>some modding tools too>third game has next to no maps, just a bunch of ports from second oneMaybe Haydee was forgotten because you fags would rather just goon and pat each other on the back (at least I fucking hope you pat backs and not something lower) instead of playing a genuinely fun third person shooter game.
To this day, I’m baffled by the dev’s decision to change the only thing people actually cared about in the first game. The protagonist’s design in Haydee 1 was so unique and hot! That’s the kind of recognizable design every big studio would kill for. And yet he changed it to some weird looking goblina bitch. What the fuck was his problem? Did he think people would prefer a “normal” woman? Or did he just want to make her that way because he’s into normal women? Seriously, why did he do that?!
>>750693432Are her games even that good? I have the first and second games but only played the first to look at her ass
>>750704148Oh, I forgot that Haydee 3 was a thing. THIS IS EVEN MORE DISGUSTING THAN THE LAST ONE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE DEV?!
>>750703309I feel like the final logical step to all of this is actually becoming Haydee's butt, but maybe I'm fried.
>>750704148It's probably as simple as the dev(s) not having a faceless fetish, and not doing a face in the first game because they didn't know how to model it. But it's also a good example of a creator not understanding their own creation
this game is one of those things that just makes your skin crawl. it just gives off the sense of being diseased somehow
>>750704257If I became her butt I couldn't fuck it or twerk with it and if I was serving someone they couldn't grope my tits.
>>750704148>>750704253It's another case of a dev being completely out of touch with his fanbase. The reason for Haydee not having a face originally was purely because he wasn't capable of modeling one. Fast forward a bit and he has more experience with game dev and modeling so he gets to create the character he actually wanted from the beginning.It does not matter that his personal taste clashes with his audience. It does not matter that people prefer the original design. In his mind he views it as an improvement and is literally incapable of understanding why others don't view it that way. The same scenario has played out hundreds of times with a multitude of developers and in every case the only thing we can hope for is that someone different takes it upon themselves to create a spiritual successor.
>>750693432Russia itself will be forgotten as well.
>>750704148>>750704253So you never cared about the actual game. No wonder the dev stopped listening to you people.
>>750704257Maybe I'm the weird one, but I really just want to fuck her. A lot
>>750704916Isn't the character design part of the game, though?
>>750704916>retard
>>750704752That's a good point. You thought through this one a lot - I fucking kneel!Seems potentially dangerous to let yourself get in a position of servitude though cause you never know how long you and Haydee might be stuck getting groped and all that stuff.>>750704923Nah that's normal I just like anon's fantasies, they're neat and hot.
>>750704745>>750704763I get it, sometimes it’s hard for a dev to pinpoint what people actually love about their creations. But there’s a limit to how blind you can be. Just look up the haydee tag on rule 34, it’s all her original design. Nobody cares about the new models. If he knows that and does it anyway because he’s set for life and wants to make whatever he likes, then fine. But from a business and marketing standpoint, it’s utterly retarded. I just love her design because it’s so unique and so damn good. It’s just sad that the dev doesn’t give a damn.>>750704916Most of his sales were from people jacking off to android ass. And if you think it’s because the gameplay is so good, then you’re naive.
>>750705421>But from a business and marketing standpoint, it’s utterly retardedI looked at Steam, and the review count for each is 1.9k, 1.6k, and 0.3k. No wonder there's no 4
>>750705630>1.9kThe first one has 6683 global reviews
>>750705402Does it matter if we're robots? If we find someone with a huge dick we like serving we could stay as his sexbots for years without getting old. We might get some new upgrades but Haydees are made to be sexualized. If we know each other's serial number we can always recognize each other no matter how many mods we get.
>>750705848and the game has like 3% completion rate so it's clearly just casuals who looked at the ass and moved on
>>750704746how
>>750702089I could make her do that
>>750705848Damn, you're right. I completely forgot about how Steam now separates ratings by region
>>750705975From a financial perspective, I'd rather sell 10,000 copies to people who don't finish the game, than sell 1,000 to people who do. Of course, you could have both if you know what you're doing
>>750705975Exactly. That’s why the dev’s decisions baffle me>>750706168Yeah, it’s annoying and I wish I knew how to change it back
>>750705849>If we know each other's serial number we can always recognize each other no matter how many mods we get.Kinda romantic actually. If I had two Haydees constantly on my nuts doing whatever weird fantasies I wanted I'd probably end up putting them both in my will. That way when I finally croak at least my hardworking sex bots can have a house of their own to fuck each other in.
I didn’t play the third one for the sole reason that she had a face
Third game had og outfit in it, you just needed to enable it in menu.
>>750706474If it's not on by default, it doesn't count. Anyone can mod a game, but it's just not the same
>>750706587So you just want to cry
>>750706319If my game were more associated with porn than with the game itself, I would prefer more sales too.>>750706465She had a face in the second one tho>>750706474But it was marketed with some normal chick. How was I supposed to know that when the dev doesn’t even bother to show it?
What's the point of giving her robot arms when they never do anything with them? Add some puzzles where you're forced to go without them, or add a few alternative arms.
Third game? Huh?
>>750706368>Kinda romantic actually.That's robot romance. Knowing which of the ten identical Haydees twerking for your owner is yours and her recognizing you when you return from the Haydee factory with ten other Haydees all upgraded to have bigger tits.
>>750693432I used the mod that turned her into a TF2 character so I could play it in public. Good design though, fun platforming and puzzles too though I never completed it
>skull-for-a-head furshit>fine>enormous hyper bimbo lips>fine>layers of lard and fat>fine>whatever RE games do with their "female" faces>fine>butter face girl (you can change it with two clicks)>THE LINE HAS BEEN CROSSED I CANNOT STAND THISAlso the lot of you probably couldn't even jump over the first pit.
>>750706985The mental image of that completely fried my brain so have some Haydee twerking.
>>750708087Too lewd?
>>750708224No way, just the right amount of lewd.Ten different Haydees all lined up all with various changes. Tit size, ass size, maybe some of them even have internal mods of different types of have fun with too. But with so many to choose from, you basically get to treat them like exchangeable porn dolls based on whatever whims you're feeling that day...
>>750694617Unfathomably based.
>>750704148Jews paid him. Not even joking.
>>750709091what
>>750708440Your reply fried my brain so have some Haydee and a reply that I want to be part of the lined up exchangeable porndoll Haydees with my Haydee. But there should be more Haydees so no one can stand out and we're all just faceless sextoys.
>>750709251I think the only ones that would be able to tell the difference between the Haydees would be you and your Haydee.You should all just be let loose from the Haydee factory to be used as free-use toys for every anon. Like we're talking dozens or hundreds of people just going through the Haydee porndolls like they're nothing.Then we send you back to the factory for any repairs and cleaning that you might need. We can still be humane about this.I like that Haydee!
>>750709734Only each other, even Haydees can't recognize the thousands of faceless porndolls they're identical to. Not that we would see each other every day.Being a free use sexdoll when the average anon has a dick smaller than six inches would be too degrading to be hot. We could give them footjobs, but even a porndoll isn't going to let a small dick loser stick it in her. Maybe if the hundreds of people all had big dicks...
>>750710329>Anon with sub 6-incher tries to pump his dick into Haydee>BEEP BEEP BEEP>Security alarms go off and they get butt-bounced twenty feet back.Then the only people left would be all the studs. The other anons gotta jerk off to the Haydee porn in front of them I guess, which is basically just your average saturday night anyway....Once word gets out that Haydee sexbots are giving it out for free if you're hung like a pornstar, though? There's gonna be a line forming up for sure. We might not even be able to assign three Haydees to every cock anymore!
>>750693432Brownest thread on the board.
I don't care for the helmet and arms. The face is decent. Really, the only problem with the series now, is that you can only do so much with platforming, shooting, solving puzzles, and looking at static eye candy props, until it gets samey. The series peaked at 2, and became stagnant afterwards.>>750707971People have their own dogshit tastes.>>750704746What in the utter fuck are you babbling about?
>>750710583Having a Haydee serving you would be a status symbol because your cock is big enough to get through her wobbling assmeat. It's better being a free use porndoll when you know you and your Haydee are only getting the biggest cocks. Passing each other on the street, each following our temporary owner knowing that the other is getting her holes ruined for any dick smaller than six inches.
>>750695841Why is she brown?
>>750696017>>750696469We can compromise and just make the bottom half of her mask removable
>>750693432why does a robot need to brap?
>>750711482We don't want something like a jawline messing up aesthetics. Just drill a glory hole in her face.
>>750706646>Look, mom, I can mod Mario into Dark Souls, it's like I'm playing a real Mario game!
>half human cyborg with fleshy lower half but only robit routinesimagine the stank
>>750712145It's your responsibility to clean your robot wife
>>750712338an ass like that is gonna be a swamp by the time you get home every day anyway
really hot thread...
>>750712428Imagine the sounds a Haydee makes when she fingers her own butt through her swampy ass.
>>750695841Robot manufacturers are too concerned with engineering a face. Either and led screen or nothing please.
>>750712428She's a robot. You can't assume that her lower half, even if it's mostly organic, is going to function identically to that of a biological woman. Just wipe her down with a moist towel after you've nutted in her, and have her join you in the shower every now and then, and you'll be golden
>>750712556
>>750712746I want a cross. The robot is useless to me without a functional wet warm mouth, plump lips and the ability to pull a light vacuum. Frankly outside of that the rest can be entirely smooth and featureless as far as I'm concerned. It just needs to do laundry, wash dishes, vacuum, dust, and collect all of my excretions while I'm comfortably lounging, gaming, working or sleeping.
>>750712648>You can't assume that her lower half, even if it's mostly organic, is going to function identically to that of a biological woman.i would prefer to, however
>>750712550SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>>750712926I'd prefer one without a mouth. It feels like it would save on costs, and I'm not sure how you'd make a human face without it being creepy on some level
>>750709734>>750710583>>750712428Okay but what if her outfit was black and she had pale cheeks instead
reminder that Haydee doesn't actually have much ass at all ingame and it's her outfit and overall thickness making it look bigger (she has a slight belly too)
>>750713001Swamp digging Haydee...imagine her grunts of pleasure.
>>750712951She doesn't have a mouth, meaning she can't eat, meaning she likely doesn't have a digestive system as it would inevitably lead to serious complications to have one when no food is being processed. I see it more like organic tissue grown over a robot skeleton, with only the necessary features accounted for (e.g. working holes)
>>750713360>I'm not sure how you'd make a human face without it being creepy on some levelGreater men than us already solved that decades ago.
>>750713494You're not thinking about all the little muscle movements that people have in their faces. I'd have to see one in action to judge it fairly, and if I can save 25% of the price by getting one without a mouth, I'd always pick that option
>>750713474>I see it more like organic tissue grown over a robot skeleton, with only the necessary features accounted for (e.g. working holes)this is boring, i prefer "they just took human women, cut off their heads like a Serious Sam kamikaze, and did techno magic to install a robot brain"give me the quake 3 arena wetware
>>750713360I don't care what it looks like. I don't want a companion. I want a tool that handles the things that come out of me, extracts them if you will, and slaves around my house. I don't want to think about it. I don't want to be drawn to it. I want it to serve.
>>750713568>You're not thinking about all the little muscle movements that people have in their faces.Don't worry about it. Haydee's shoulder joints aren't even attached to her body and her arms twist and clip through their own elbow joint. Don't overthink things.
brapdee
>>750711410High BWC compatibility
>>750713656But it's not just heads, it's also arms and at least part of the spine. And, again, you're going to run into all sorts of problems if you don't account for the organs and digestive system. And why would you want a robot that can poop? That's just unsanitary
>>750713727>Robot slave, prepare the changing table - I'm filling up my diaper as we speak
>>750715360the spine is basically the head. trust me dude it will work
>>750694617Most based anon on /v/
>>750715360What's the point of an asshole if it don't shit?
>>750711410Probably because her suit is white, and it provided a better contrast. But I always saw it as her wearing pantyhose
>>750694617can we test that right now?
>>750715603i mean why is she BLACK instead of mystery meat brown
>>750715447>goes into septic shock within a few months due to the intestinal walls weakening from the lack of solid food>>750715557Pic related
>>750715909you're really into this debate, manit's halloween. go outside, do something>IDsuh oh
>>750715446More like>roboslave can sense you need to cum, piss, or shit.>roboslave removes your clothing and zucks it out.
>>750715360You want something organic to play with, you take the good with the bad. Otherwise you might as well get a fleshlight on a piston.
>>750716001>go outsideBut my computer is inside?
>>750715909Haydees are disposable sex machines, one lasting a few months is already past the manufacturer warranty expectation.>every astronaut and space marine in a sci fi setting that uses NutriFoodPaste2000 will die of septic shockSuspension of disbelief, man.
>>750715909>intestinal walls weakening from the lack of solid food>not just giving her artificial intestineseveryone is fucking stupid except for me.
>>750716104A fleshlight on a piston won't cook a meal for me, or cuddle with me during a movie. If I wanted a biological woman, I wouldn't be in a thread for robotfuckers
aaaaand here comes the floodgates
>>750716174>NutriFoodPaste2000Now with extra dietary fiber!>>750716249I mean, that was basically my original idea: organic tissue over a robotic skeleton. I don't care about the exact details, but it can't be "replace head, hope for the best"
>>750693432Not to me. Not to me.I think gooner shooter horror games like Project Werewulf or Code Ultraviolate and the others exist because if Haydee.
>>750716390
>>750716390>but it can't be "replace head, hope for the best"you keep saying this as if there are existing, realistic ground rules for this type of thing.
>>750716718There's a reason why medical professionals prefer to give coma patients some manner of food over nutrient IVs. That's all I'm saying
>>750693432>closed toe heelssafe horny
>>750717002who pumps the batmobile's tires
>>750717134Probably Alfred
>>750703265What are the best mods?
>>750693432bvuilt for shota pronebone train
>>750702669What for?
>>750721241Subdivision Surfacing.Get some polygons on that thing.
>>750693432The new face -and body- of PC gaming....
>>750722986the meatier the better.
>>750693475Nier automata, xenotroon chronicles 2 and stellar blade are still remembered
I miss the faceless ebony bimborg...Her being just a crutch in the third game feels kind of bad considering the one with the face gets to be on every promotional material
>>750722986Built to be made a mother
>>750723524No they're not, just like Haydee people play them for tits, and just enjoy the porn later without remembering anything about gameplay or story
ass too bigskin too dark
>>750693432Custom maps without enemies are pretty fun and relaxing. Used to hop once in a while but I have a kind of bad memory attached to it now because Charlie Kirk was shot when I was playing it and now it feels tainted or cursed and if I play again I think someone else will die.
>>750724563inb4 people give you shit for posting this.
>>750723590>ebonyIs she?
>>750724668No. Tanned at most. >>750715603 is an official screenshot from the first game
>>750724891She should be ebony.
>>750723590god i love haydee's big fat bubble butt so much
>>750710329>>750710583>>750711348why the fuck is this so hot...
>>750726912tell haydee how it makes you feel
>>750726912It's a mystery
>>750727226the thought of robots denying sex for small dicked losers is something i had never considered before. something about the objectivity/finality of it all is really hitting for me. like you never even had a chance, it's literally programmed in for them to deny you. that's absurdly hot
>>750723590she's like a nigger without the bad parts
>>750727492>Do I think machines could develop consciousness?No.>Do I think machines could manufacture lifeforms with consciousness?Maybe.>>750728019>giving robots a choiceNot gonna make it.
>>750728265>Not gonna make it. yeah that's the point man
>>750728893haydee is so fucking built
>>750727492sauce?
>>750729317conceputualizen the arom
>tfw haydee will never feed me my daily vittles from her silicon cock
>>750729435cocoa butter and thermal paste
>>750729469
french kissing haydee's swampy brown asshole while she stands perfectly still and unresponsive (this isn't in her programming)
>>750702389Well worth the voided warrantee
Happy Halloween /v/
>>750731681GUH
>>750731984>discord troon mating calllike clockworkkys
>>750698515the butterface makes it hotter
Haydee taker pov
>>750694617You know what? You're alright, gayboy.
>>750698442Is it true that the face was modeled after his porn star crush?
>>750731681Clappin'
>>750731681i genuinely do not think i could make it past those
>>750698442to be specific, they are not sequels but prequels and Haydee not being fully robotic kind of makes sense story-wise, regardless of how utterly stupid the story isthe protag being different is not even in the top 10 worst issues with these gamesthe main developer (Antales I think?) is an extremely autistic and retarded russian, saying he is out of touch is an understatementdude threw away the liminal mirror's edge stylised world in the favor of generic space station, cluttered to shit with joke posters and bags of chips.In H2 and H3 Haydee can't keep her gun unholstered while she walks, these animations simply aren't used. H2 didn't have ANY platforming. Haydee couldn't even jump, it was very obviously and attempt of doing Resident Evil style gamplay which of course ended up being shit.H3 thankfully had platforming again and even a shooting enemy type but overall suffered from the environments being ugly and using the shitty weapon system from H2.Story in Haydee is the most convoluted and stupid crap only the most drunk gopnik from the darkest depths of St. Petersburg could've come up with. And the best part is that this story (which was the source of plethora of bad design choices) was made to try and explain the events of the original Haydee, as in was is the facility and why Haydee units look the way they do.Motherfucker made 2 bad games after og Haydee just to make a retarded lore dump. For a series that didn't even need any story at all.
>>750723524they were better goonbait
>>750733023mouth or butt
>>750731681guhhhhhhhghhg
>>750734567Doesn't help that H3 went harder on the limited ammo than most Survival Horror games ever did. After going through this puzzle platform gooner game, you can wind up soft locked in its bullet sponge boss arena.
https://mega.nz/file/Gg10yTRB#J3MdR8wg6VeIAyDWZuP8WEf7SYNzW0GuGpCR0jd3JL0
>>750735138Why did you post two potatoes and a cocktail weenie?
>>750735138disgusting.if only you knew how disgusting it was.
she'll live on in fan art.as long as Double Deck keeps drawing her, i'll be satisfied.
>first game>actual cool level design>Haydee is hot as fuck>second game>remove all the fun interconnected design>make the gameplay more annoying>give Haydee a faceThis is why nobody cares
>>750693432I only know of this character from the pornis it worth buying her game(s)?
>>750736768Third game is better but she still have that dumb face.
>>750736942Is okayish if you get for cheap.
