friendly reminder that to call yourself a dad gamer you have to be a father and that means you need to have a child>not a dog child like your husky or german shepard>your biological child not your wifes sonjust a small and friendly reminder.
Having an actual child is more cucked than being a stepdad. If you're raising another man's kid then you get to skip out on the worst part, which is when they're a baby, and get straight to the important stuff. Teaching life lessons, helping with homework, taking them on trips. It's kind of sick that society has made men collectively believe that single mothers deserve to be alone forever. That's a self-fulfilling prophecy that just creates more miserable, fragmented families. By that same token you should never adopt a poor orphan because it wouldn't be masculine or whatever.
>skipping the hard part and acting like it's a good thing, you just sound like a pussy snob
>>750680570>dad gamer
>>750681670>dad gamer>owns 400 games>plays the same 3 comfort slop titles on easy mode>falls asleep during every cutscene>posts "as a father of two" in every thread like it's a military rankmany such cases
the "dad aesthetic" is fat bald and bearded apparently
Any /agdg/ dads?>Making games for your kids to play
>>750680570>shaman and warlock>dad gamer friendlywho ever made this list is fucking stupid
>>750683595my imp is my son
>>750680570don't tell me what i can't do
>>750680570>Dad gamer>Playing a shitty MMO for half your life(Other half working)
>>750683026As a father of two, I dont have time to waste on learning this videogame so I believe a small QoL change would be in order.>Proceeds to ask for cheats
>>750680570Dads should be banned from video games.
>>750680570>dad gamer Somehow worse than girl gamers. Didn't think >we could do it.
>>750683026I'm not kidding when I say that they're the worst audience for games. Everything from games having "play it for me" buttons and treating players like they have ten second attention spans is because of them.
>don't you just hate people who have children goy?>ignore that you would never see a black dad gamer
>>750681163>Having an actual child is more cucked than being a stepdadi can't imagine being so desperate for attention from online strangers that i would say something this stupid willingly
The dad I am is a cat dad
>>750687918being anonymous on the internet are the kinds of conditions where i would expect to see some of the stupidest ideas. in fact, id say anyone who does not compete to be the biggest dumbass is missing out on an opportunity.
4chan userbase is now comfortably in their 30's and around 55% of men this age have their own biological children so I'm sure there are some dad's here.
>>750680570As a real dad, I always cringe when people think having a cat or dog is close enough.I remember a youtube guy saying he got a kid and a guy in the comments said he just lost his kid, just for some dude to say "yeah man, I lost my dog which is pretty much our kid, and shit hurt"Fuck off. Losing a pet hurts, losing a child destroys you
>>750689985People try to relate with each other, what he said was retarded, but I'd try to understand that he just was dumb and give him a little grace. Everyone says dumb shit from time to time.
>>750680570>not a dog child like your husky or german shepardQuarteringbros...
>>750689985glass half empty