I'm tired of always hearing about hidden gems and good licensed games lost to time. Let's talk about the lame ass shitty ones that belong at the bottom of a dumpster.>Picrel is a shitty hulk game where it's a dumbass sidescroller and the fucking HULK does in three bullets with no way to regen like it's a NES game or something>Fucking hulk dying in 3 bulletsWhat have you got for me, anons?
Man. Hulk, man. Now, that's a hidden gemerino, ma'am.
>>750675073The PC version of this game not playing on my Windows is how I learned that not all PCs can play PC games.
>>750675073what the FUCK were they thinking?
>>750675526How the fuck did this even get approved by the Tolkien estate?
>>750675405lmao how is that possible
>>750675723because the tolken estate got paid cash moneyyyy
>>750675932Cash money for a shitty flop?
>>750675073I actually enjoyed this. I like how "heavy" Hulk feels when jumping around and running
>>750675073The game based off the 2003 movie on the PS2/GameCube was kino
>>750677547Big money big money big money!
>>750675073The thinh with a lot of those licensed games is that they were just boring. Not even bad in an interesting way but plain old boring
>See cool game at a friend's house>Decide to get it yourself on another platform>Turns out to be an entirely different gameI was pissed back then but honestly it's kinda charming
>>750675073The first Cars game on DS isn't even a racing game, it's a goddamn minigame collection.
Imagine a beat em up where you get no weapons on top of not even being able to jump kick. Basic kicks and punches are all you have, and the time limit is incredibly tight. Even with the invincibility cheat, you'll likely time out.
>>750675073The Percy Jackson ds rpg. Its not the worst, mostly just traveling an overworld and going to the next fight. Story is barebones. Has some padding but good customization
>>750678593Or badly balanced. The way forward ones have amazing sprite work but shit balancing and cheap hits. The Ben 10 games were almost good if it wasn't for the fact that switching aliens refills your health every time. I know the Omnitrix keeps Ben alive in the show by any means necessary but a mechanic like that just makes a game braindead. Apparently they got rid of it for Omniverse which I want to try one of these days
>>750677547Do you even understand the concept of cash grabbing? Come on, anon. They got paid, probably more money than anyone should, for sitting still and do nothing while the execs pinky promised they had gold in their hands with this game.
the harry potter: goblet of fire had like 3 or 4 different adaptations and they were all completely awful (just like the movie)i had the psp version myself
>>750675875I had a shitty HP and no money to upgrade, but that's how I learned more about computers, so it was a good learning experience.
>>750675073OP you seriously think we want to be taken to the past to remember the shitty games that sucked ass?
>>750679437Look up every different platform version of The Simpsons Movie game if you like that gimmick
>>750675073I remember when they added pvp to the console version of this game. Most baffling thing ever
>>750675073This garbage, i'm convinced the studio already had their shitty pikmin clone ready waiting for a licence and as soon as they got one shoved together a couple new models and some "cutscenes"
>>750682670Forgot pic
>>750681992I remember playing the xbox version hoping it'd be an upgrade to the sorta open world style PoA had, and what I got was some shitty level selection where you had to replay shit for triwizard shields or something. Never got fat in it because it was so disappointing.
>>750677547The estate knows the series is going to begin entering public domain within a few years, so this is the time to start drilling it for all it's worth. Same reason you're seeing all the other farming sims and animated movies or whatever other trash is getting dumped out. Plus new media depictions have their own individual clocks, so even once trilogy goes PD they can dig up something like Gollum and claim new adaptations are infringing on that instead.
>>750682670>>750682836I too saw the video aboutvthis and felt the need to mention it.
TECHNICALLY not a movie game but the sentiment is there. Hulk is hands down the worst character in the game because melee is ass compared to ranged/elemental attacks and there are certain bosses that are basically impossible to beat as Hulk because they require a ranged DPS race on a timed countdown and Hulk's projectile naturally sucks.
>>750683514If this shit didn't lean so hard into the Temu avengers bullshit and didn't push Kamala Khan/the other inhuman bullshit which was the worst part of the story it wouldn't have been that bad. Thor and Cap were actually fun to play here, but I have no idea why the fuck they pushed it as live service yet the game functions fine without it as of the last update that took it offline. Better than Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League by a mile, but worse than Gotham Knights. Not that either of those three are anything to write home about.
>>750683514Nah, it had a lot of issues (Specifically like you said melee being unusable garbage and many characters just being bad in general due to this along with the extremely tank enemies that loved to two-shot you) but I can't really hate it as everyone else seems to. I despised the beta but still managed to dump like 300 into it getting the skins and doing the new content, and I'm someone who hates Diablo loot. Even though many characters moved slow as molasses they still felt good to actually use with Thor, Hawkeye, Iron Man, Kamala, and Spidey all being examples of this.I think endgame was pure garbage though, absolute nonsense.>Have to get Cosmic gear to cause the double elemental damage debuff on enemies.>If you aren't doing elemental debuff stacking your damage is literally halved.>Everything at PL150 onward mandates the amount of damage you deal through elemental debuffing because their HP is so absurd.>If you aren't doing a ranged build you outright cannot participate in several of the boss fights outside of the mooks and bring the team down.>If you decided to do a melee build many enemies have super armor, immediate counters to some of your attacks, and at PL150 onward two-shot you even if you're The Hulk.>If you decide to do a finisher build (Cap and Pete specifically) it immediately falls apart as soon as you meet a boss.Most I could beat is the Super-Adaptoid, never got to try Klaw but everything I saw about fighting him was misery and if anyone had a bad build or did something wrong during the stages it was a team wipe.>>750684123The thing is that Kamala was the best character in the entire story outside of Peter, Clint, and Kate and everyone else was massively forgettable with very boring characters.
>>750679437That one SpongeBob game on PS1 sucked balls too. The Ed boys game has always sucked as well way too short. Just watch the behind the scenes on youtube.
>>750685127This is a game I should've loved as a kid but I distinctly remember dropping it in the sewer level.
>>750675073I'm one of the few people that played this - didn't beat it, though. My older brother and I quote it occasionally.I've tried playing it again, but it's not good.
I remember the ps1 spongebob game being pretty lousy, since i think it was a backport of a gba game. All people say about it is the fact there's spongebob r34 buried in the disc's data.
>>750675073DS and Wii were nothing but shovelware and pokemoncrazy how they sold millions
>>750679437>>See cool game at a friend's house>>Decide to get it yourself on another platform>>Turns out to be an entirely different gameSpider-Man 2 on PC says hello.
>>750689628>that UI I can just imagine how shitty this game is based on that alone. Also I don't miss that era in gaming where PC got janky ass ports that were nothing like the console versions.
>>750685838>dinotopiawhait a gosh-dang minute>https://youtu.be/w-_84mJi7c8
>>750689628me and cousin were addicted to this game as kidswe didn't know the console version was totally different.when I saw my nephews playing it on PS2 later I was totally shocked
>>750685009I'd love to mod all that looter shooter cruft out. The looter shooter arpg build meme is such a noob trap for companies.
