>courier... you delivered a package that you were paid to deliver with no clue to its functionality and it blew up my house...>for your part in this crime i want to kill you and nuke thousands of people for no reason...>why?? uhhhh listen to how i say bull bear in my epic edgy cool voice courier....
>>750672913>you delivered a package that you were paid to deliver with no clue to its functionality and it blew up my house...You might be thinking of someone else bro.
>>750672913tbf he might've just wanted a purpose in this barren landscape of a life where everything means nothing.
>>750672913i didn't listen to a word this fag said and the second he showed his gaylord face I shot a missile at him
Avellone's characters, always speaking in clipped sentences. Short words where they aren't skipped. Pauses. Metaphors. All made to sound deep, complex. Hide how shallow it really is. Bear.
Well at least the gameplay is good right?>walk in a straight line
My headcanon is that Ulysses actually genuinely has the Courier mistaken for someone else, and he realizes this shortly after they talk for the first time, but he's so far up his own ass that he can't tell the Courier he fucked up and just goes with it anyway.
>>750673469could've been decent if they took your gear and locked in you the dlc until you get to the end.right now its like dead money but for total weenies and the main antag is leagues below elijah
>>750673464>NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS FALLOUT VIDEOGAME DIALOGUE FROM 20 YEARS AGO ISN'T DEEP ENOUGHDamn this nigga get no pussy
>>750673464my favorite character is caesar because hes explicitly written to be a fucking midwit with surface level knowledge about everything
I still don't understand why there's a clone of ED-E in the Divide or why even his recordings have him doing the emotive beeping thing when the real ED-E doesn't do that
>>750672913>mind breaks when you pick any option outside of legion or ncr
This character remains the most incomprehensible I've ever seen in any video game. He talks so fucking much and says so little.
>>750672913I'm gonna be honest with you, I've played this dlc probably three times and I have no fucking clue what it was about. The first time I tried to listen to him talk and didn't understand any of it and the rest of the time I just skipped all his dialog. Is this seriously what it is about? All these years
>>750672913Inferior genetic hair