it's splatoween motherfuckers
>>750669243Oh fuck, I forgot. I assume everyone joined Big Man because you never better against Big?
>>750669616>I assume everyone joined Big Man because you never better against Big?my list is pretty even split
>>750669792I'll go with Ninja to play it safe
Hello
>>750670121Hello!
Sup reefbro
>>750670245sup, you making a splatfest room after this shift?
>>750670368>>750670245If you're on team ninja mind holding off making a room since the game always has me wait 5 minutes before the splatfes starts for me.
>>750670368Yeah but splatfest start 5 minutes later than everyone else
>>750669243i lost my fucking cartridge god damn it
>>750670417>>750670576yeah, I get the good ol' 5 minute wait as well
3/4 ninja room
Damn, If only I didn't die at the last second.
any wizard room?
fuck mahi
>get a good random>They instantly leave after one matchFuck
For how close quarters mart is, that was a really low kill match.
nobody saw me jumping off the map twice in mako
I think we need to find a 4th player who doesn't suck.
As you can see reefbro I'm not posting because I'm already angry
>>750672265im not any of the anons playing with you but the /v/ anons almost always suck and do nothing but goon to the cephs, the good players are on /vg/
>oh I know, I'll use dress up in the amiibo ninja gear! And I'll use dualies to make me swift like a ninja! I don't use them often but I'm sure it'll be fun!>4 losses in a row trapped in base by dynamos with a 2-8 ratio>...give me my heavy edit>Very next match, total victory with 8 splats and 0 deathsThat'll teach me to try and have fun
>>750672298it could be worse
>>750672395So you're saying if we jerk off, things will get good.
Well this x10 is lost before it even began
>>750672395It ain't easy being the sexiest idol.
>>750672537Eh...
spared by a dc
>>750672840If we lost 4 to 3, it's time to pack it up.
I hate the SBMM they use for splatfests.
fuck that dynamo was such a pain in the ass
>>750673259I still can't believe they never nerfed the ability to do a a jump horizontal flick
Fuck that Dynamo too.
wizard open 1/4
surprised we beat that annoying ass discord team
>Finally got a fist bumpThings might be looking up
>>7506737162/4
>>750673930don't jinx it
>In danger 30 seconds in>Locked in our base the next minute>Push out and get a few kills>Manage to gain ground with 30 seconds left>WinThis game is so fucking stupid I love it
>>750674113I managed to kill that faggoty sniper that was camping the center and their entire front collapsed.
>>750674058gonna start for now before I run out of relevant pics and we can wait again a few after
>>750674163nice work
How the fuck did we win that one?
>>750674353idk man, I thought we were finished when they got in base at the end but you guys somehow managed to deal with them while I cleaned up mid
>Beat a full coordinated clan team>Get a fist bump tooHa
Nice job reefbro
>>750672395are you implying we don't goon to the cephs on /vg/because buddy if so I have some chat logs that will blow your mind
>We start get a streak going>Game immediately throws a 7 streak team at usThe fun stops here
>>750674703but you guys also crush games while doing it, so its gigabased
>>750674608thanks
wizard 2/4
>Bringing a fucking e-liter with respawn punisher to these mapsA pox on that player
Gonna stop when maps change
Remember when this game had two maps per rotation? I miss those days
>>750673289>dynamo on our team nowdon't worry, it's a good thing
Oh shit, finally gonna play splatoon 3 with anonsWhat did you choose, poolfriends?
on the off chance that someone actually did keep logs from the infrequent group goon sessions I must state for the record that I was heavily drunk during my possible participation
Wow, we choked hard on that one
ggs I'm gonna take a break
>>750676349GG, I think we broke even so that's a win.
>>750676349ggs
Oh and reefbro I'm going to be out of town tomorrow so I won't be on until maybe the usual time
>>750676470alright
I guess you guys just don't believe in magic...
>>750676217how do i join
>>750676639https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DpPicOZOig
>>750676639I believe in being a ninjahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZy9Q07qCYQ
rooms doko
>>750676716I love these lesbians
fuck bros
Any Ninjas on?
>>750679720yeah
Reefbro I don't know how long I'll be playing for I have unexpected guests coming over and I don't know for how long
>>750679963>>750679812Any chance you can make room for me?
Back out
>>750679963>>750680184ok
damn forgot to use a drink ticket
>killed both their aerosprays in the final 20 secondsProbably why we won.
>>750680802nice
That was an annoying team that definitely used comms
I was wrecking house and then I just completely fumbled at the end fuckglad we still won
Good job reefbro
You saved me reefbro thanks
>>750681551Yeah, I managed to make a last minute push into their spawn for that match, I think that was the difference maker.
>>750681560>Good jobyou too>>750681796no worries
This is my last match sorry for leaving so soon
ggs and again sorry for leaving so soon
>>750682401>>750682093GG.I'm fine with continuing.
>Both our teammates backed outFucking cowards
>>750682093>>750682401>sorry for leaving so soonit's all good>>750682432I'll do one more for now
>>750682607Always nice to end on a win. GG
>>750682906ggs
im in wizard but when i reach ruler im doing evp999 in green sr rotation
no wizard rooms?
>Go solo>Can suddenly carry my teams to victory 5 times a row.If 4 keeps the same match making system for splatfests that they do for 3, everyone should avoid ranked at all costs and stay at C. It will make splatfests a lot more fun.
>>750683425Might do the same as well
regret choosing wizard, man
>>750685447I warned people, always bet on Big Man
>Splatoween has startedGuess it's time to get angry once more. But only after I get my bonuses. They should've done this last week, people got shit to do later today.>>750669792Same here, it's damn near a 33-33-33 split.
>>750688830My strat is only get ruler and Immediately isconnect from at x100 or x333 matches It does wonders for your mental well being.
>>750689647I've actually won most of my x100 and x333 matches despite everything, so I'll at least try if it comes up.
I hate gold aerospray users so god damn much they're so fucking useless fuck this I'm done with splatfest
>>750690340>aerosprays on your team die immediately every time and get nothing done>aerosprays on enemy team evade everyone that isn't you and have the entire map inked in 10 secondsI'm tired, boss.
>>750690564I usually see them be useless on both teams it's so frustrating seeing the aerospray faggot inking the floor all by himself while my team is desperately trying to win a 3v4 and what really gets me mad is that these useless faggots genuinely think they're contributing
>>750690859A good one gets into the enemy base and leads them on a chase so you can push up the front.
>>750690859Seeing them typically on top of the end of match scoreboard with thousands of ink points and they're content, not realized that getting 0 kills and 11 deaths means they did jack-all except provide the team with special weapons.
>>750690859learn to carry oct
>>750691072Pretty much described what I went through today
>>750691339no
>>750691351Safe to assume it happens to everyone.
>>750691690God I hate them so much
>>750691884We'll never be rid of the scum.
>>750692569no in fact the nigger devs encourage it by buffing it
>>750692886Why are they like this
we miss BottomFrag so much
>>750693136He still plays, tho
>>750692886Need a damage buff
>>750690859but remember....>Splatoon is among Nintendo’s most ingenious inventions of the last decade: a series of shooting games whose paint-splattered turf war nature means being bad at shooting is just as valuable as – if not more so than – being good. people genuinely think splatoon is about just painting the ground for three minutes...
