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Dark SoulsElden Ring
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How does one become a well paid henchman to a wealthy villain?
>>750664254Nepotism.
>>750663980Elevator Action
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/lo8xrLKfRxGfAb9FaGTRIA
>>750664294reality is often disappointing
>>750663980Chrono Cross
>>750663980>The tall skinny one moves very fast>The large round one moves slowly, but has a rolling attack with bullshit hit detection
>>750664660t. me from a parallel universe
>>750663980Ornstein and Smough
>>750663980Pins and Needles from Tak and the Power of Juju
>>750663980chrono cross
>>750664254Do you really want to spend your life stalking a spiky-haired idiot with a tendency to stumble into formulaic adventures once a week?
>>750665053is there a good retirement package?
>Boyacky & TonzuraWhat type of cat would Doronjo be?
i always wanted a follower mod that had two khajiits that looked like them and they called you boss.
>>750663980The one on the left, don’t think it’s legal to keep it for domestic purposes
>>750663980Cave Story
>>750664254What makes you think the pay is good?
>>750665459Legality depends on the legal system
>>750665397See that idea? You can prompt it!
>>750665612I could but I dont want to spend 20 years in 11 labs making the dialogue.
>>750665124That depends on what kind of villain you're working for. If you're lucky, you get a Hank Scorpio type, who is genuinely a good boss to work for if only out of pragmatism, but still pays generously as long as you don't screw a whole kennel of pooches, and is willing to let you quit if you really think that's best. If you're not lucky, you get a Dario Agger type, who will kill you for failing him, talking back to him, or even just being near him when he needs to blow off steam, and will forget your name before he's even had your corpse disposed of, if he even bothered to learn your name at all, so you can probably imagine how such a villain would react to the idea of you retiring. The way a villain like that sees it, there are two kinds of people: those who serve him, and those who give him no reasons to tolerate their existence.
>>750665221There is a cat in Pokemon Gen 5 based on her
>>750665459Wait are these an example of a skinny and fat henchmen or were you just lebowski posting
>>750665758>>750664915>>750664660>>750664578daily reminder their army killed everyone you loved in trigger and cross is better
>>750663980That's better
>>750665864Is she from something?
>>750664254Back in the day you used to go to one of the goon sites and look for openings, now I all find are weird compilations with strobe lights
>>750665459>noooooooooooo you can't have skinny and fat henchcatswhy are governments like this?
>>750664254Unflinching loyalty.
>>750665816I never really loved anyone in Trigger.Cross has Harle.
>>750664294Every time
>>750666089Cross has a lot of characters to love. I like Norris as a character, but Pip is the one I would take a poisoned dagger for.
>>750665397Kino
>>750664254Are you 180cm tall and can get skinny real fast? Think there may be an opening real soon. Undying loyalty and a handlebar stache are also a huge bonus
Do not keep servals at home, they'll spray everywhere.
>>750663980Portal 2
Trails.
Broken Sword
>>750666187Oh true. Cross gets disliked for having lots of characters but it still has more interesting characters than Trigger. The only characters worth a damn in Trigger are Frog and Magus.
>>750663980carts are so fucking funny
>>750667840The shaker brothers will always have a special place in my list of "villains"They were arguably THE best "tutorial" enemies in gaming history.They fuck up everything they do and as a result, you learn what NOT to do, then you fight them for REAL and HOLY SHIT THEY ARE NOT FUCKING AROUNDThey use every single lesson from every previous fight and they are NASTYThey're bumbling idiots, but they're damn good at their job when they aren't fucking everything up.Why can't more games give us characters like this? Also, Cross's roster is not "too big" unless you want to call suikoden a steaming pile of shit for it's "roster".
>>750664471
>>750663980Dark Souls
>>750664163>THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH>SNIVELING>BOYSI could never tell whether she was telling them to stop sniveling or calling them sniveling boys.
>>750663980Killer Instinct (2013). Gargos's summons.
>>750669492>why can't developers be creativeBecause most don't care anymore, to them games are just business.
Delete the toxo pic and make the thread again
>>750669710Making another cat thread just to annoy you
>>750664254join the military and become some kind of specialist. once youve acquired skill and modest recognition, drop out and become a private contractor
>>750670254I will never stop hating the person who decided we need to replace "fap" with "goon".
>>750665816DAILY REMINDER THAT ZOAH IS BASED REGARDLESS OF THAT
>>750670802ZOAH MUST BE BASED BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
>>750668379They’re weird
>>750664163>You hear their voices in the recording from when a crew is sent to make sure that everyone sent to the ghost-rape cave was deadThey had a pretty fucked up backstory.
>>750663980I believe the meme started with Doronjo from Yatterman from 1977.She appeared in Tatsunoko Vs Capcom as a playable fighter.
>>750669492
>>750664025>>750664729>>750666414>>750671368But who is their Doronjo?
>>750665724I'm not seeing it.
>>750672046Gwyndolin, duh.
>>750663980Mander and Dogman from Medievil 2, of whom there are zero good pictures of online.
>>750672662Incredibly based for reminding me of this game. Thank you.
>>750672141Kute kot
>>750672662I was scrolling through the thread to see if this was posted.
>>750669594It's hard to believe these are the same animal
>>750669594Wtf
>>750664254is usually linked to family
>>750669594Evolution…
>>750663980Kino Casino
>>750669594>*whiney voice* Nyeheheheh Yeah you tell 'em boss!>*Deep baritone* Yeah.. you tell'um Baus HuHuHu
>>750672046Ciaran
>>750676067I just never get tired of that specific henchmen stereotype
>>750676067Kek>>750676202Same
>>750663980Tales of Vesperia has a pair of these, too.
>>750663980Not vidya but this is how most One Piece henchment look like. The thin one is for Sanji and the fat one for Zoro.
>>750663980Tomato Adventure
>>750676202It's always fun.>The tall one is the smarter of the two, but tends to overcomplicate things, and isn't as smart as he thinks he is.>The fat one is dumber, but sees obvious holes in the tall one's plans, but gets ignored, possibly blamed when they inevitably blow up in their faces.
>>750663980Thief
>>750672046General Viper. Or maybe his daughter, Riddel.
donald, and goofy
>>750663980I miss Kemono Friends.
>>750677375(Looks at Solt and Peppor)Every time with these two.
>>750663980Godskin duo
>>750671368It occurs to me that Solt and Peppor would probably win if they were to fight Ornstein and Smough.
I like kitties
>>750676067I always love a pair of unrepentant fools
>>750670524don't worry, it's gonna get replaced with a new generation word in a couple of years
>>750663980for me
where does the trope originate from
>>750671343there was an earlier series with the same trio but i forgot it (and so did everyone else, yatterman was the one that got popular for some reason)>She appeared in Tatsunoko Vs Capcom as a playable fighter.she even calls her goons to throw random shit in attacks
>>750681876human love for patterns
>>750671368But who is the Ketchop of Dark Souls?
>>750681947Time Bokan (1975)
>>750681876David and Goliath could be argued to be the first one. Comedic duos like Laurel and Hardy might be one of the first ones on camera.
>>750665942Hard times to goon these days
>>750682295I meant specifically when the duo is working as the villain's faithful pair of henchmen.
These 2 yatterman games on the PSX. You (player 1 and 2) play as the sexy villianess' henchmen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XOGXrw3KP8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_swmMmhmw-kThe comparison in picrel makes Wapeach more of a loli, which would be the reason why Nintendo rejected the design. I didn't include Wario, since those designs don't seem as analogous. I've never watched the anime, I just saw 10 mins of the first game and decided I wanted to play it. Their character traits could be similar, and I wouldn't know. Unfourtunately, I havent been able to find the Saturn verision that has an extra level.
>>750663980fsugoi gato
>>750663980DBZ
>>750682571Cruella de Vil and her henchmen.
>>750669594LOL
Damn.Thats a good.
>>750663980Nine Sols
>>750672662My first thought as well, so I'll do the freaks some PNG justice
>>750685542Nice
>>750663980me in Dragon's Dogma 2
>>750684694I want to fuck this cat so bad
>>750686168Who doesn't?
>>750669594This made me incredibly sad... thanks...
>>750663980Wasn't there a specific term for this type of character design? Kiki & Boba or some shit like that?
>>750686294Ornstein and Smough
>>750670524They have different meaning.Fapping is plain masturbation.Gooning is edging yourself for hours before cumming.Its like saying shit and diarrhea are the same.
ok but what about a slow and dumb thin one and a fast talking wise craking fat one?
>>750686294Boris and Natasha
>>750682201I don't know. Is there a single digit iq brute in Dark Souls? I can't think of one right off the top of my head.
>>750673735those are clearly two different cats
>>750669594those cats are not human bro
>>750664025not really
>>750686660they look pretty human to me
>>750663980If manuls put their paws on their tail to keep them warm, then what about their hind paws? Don't those get cold?
>>750684769I swear this is from Medievil 2, but that is such a blast from the past game I'm surprised I still remember it.
>>750663980Final Fantasy 8 biggs and wedge kind of fit.
Random trivia.3~4 weeks ago, one of the natural habitat of the cat in the right ( A nature preservation park in Mongol ) was burned to the ground. The culprit is a group of japanese CEO on vacation and the cause is the car they use. The affected area is a lake and steppe the size of 2 Tokyo.
>>750663980I just want to squeeze them to death is that normal?
>>750687504That's not a fun fact at all.....
>>750663980>>750687504Oh shit, I thought it looked familiarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YLSP6b6yHg
>>750663980Laurel & Hardy
>>750663980>game forces the evil pair of henchmen to be good
>>750676067i could hear that
>>750663980I see manul I post manul
>>750663980Medievil 2
>>750683478im gonna say itall the newer Doronjo gang designs are worse than the 70s original. especially getting rid of the snazzy corner-button jackets
>>750681876>>750682571Boris and Natasha, unironically >>750686408
>>750686403almost nobody uses it with the original meaning in mind though, it's just another synonym to jerking off
>>750683478>The comparison in picrel makes Wapeach more of a loli, which would be the reason why Nintendo rejected the designMotherfuckers. Glad they're getting what they deserve lately
Drake and Josh
>>750676009kek
>>750665942tfw goon booru and r34video are blocked in my country so i cant goon
>>750676956But Sanji's last big 1v1 was against a fat man?
>>750665864Source?
>>750665816MAGUS LIVES MINDWIPEDFROG AN AYLA DIED IN THEIR OWN TIMELINESLUCCA WAS KILLED BY LYNXROBO BY FATECHRONO MAY HAVE NEVER RESURRECTED (SEE RADICAL DREAMERS)MARLE WHO CARESFURTHERMORE THIS IS A MULTIDIMENSIONAL SETTING
>>750665521That and a pair of balls
>>750664254character
>>750690134Ah, a fellow Pallas Chad
>>750669594me on the left
>>750664496Here's your pity >(you)
>>750690134I love the manuel
>>750663980Logos and Ormi in FFX-2.
>>750690134
>>750664254any corporate job
>>750686686retard
>ctrl-f tooie>no results found
>>750685542>>750685997Was looking for these.
>>750671343>I believe the meme started with Doronjo from Yatterman from 1977.Do weebs really?
>>750685997This was my first thought but I couldn't remember what they were called.
>>750696314Way before then.
>>750681876>>750682295according to AI>lanky schizo x fat schemer: don quixote>make them villains: barber of seville>make them incompetent: laurel and hardy
>>750663980Nigger Trigger (Flea, and the other rock band member named shit, like Slash or whatever and their dumb fat goblin leader)Nigger Cross, Salt and Pepper or whatever and their leader
>>750665459This movie sucks. How the fuck is this memed as GOAT? It's so forced and artificial. I love Tarantino and Lebowski just feels like a shitty Tarantino wannabe.
>>750690943What the fuck are you talking about? If anything the only corruption of the meaning is that it is now associated with amyl nitrate sniffing. No one thinks it's normal fapping aside from you. It was a term for endless edging, it is now also a term for nitrate huffing while fapping to JOI. No one, literally no one but you, uses it as a term for regular fapping (yet).
>>750665758My nigga ketchop mogged them all including that mad max bdsm fag and blue haired sjw axe man. The foid kid can stay
>>750684694>nine sols>didn't post the incest siblings
>>750687745Don't squeeze the serval.
>>750664254Ive seen them IRL, they are a weird kind of battered man. They are not really ass kissers but do hold some kind of admiration for the man that openly abuses them.
>>750665864
>>750663980Classic goon setup.
>>750665459yeah well laws are gay and stupid>go to africa and owning a lion is completely fine>go to india or some other south east asian hellhole and owning tiger is is fineBut you want to own a snow leopard in a rich country with "better" animal rights, where it would get a large range to hunt some deer or reindeer in peace and proper health care? >No you can't do zat, only zoo's are allowed to keep them and zey will keep zem in small areas
>the villain's third, more obviously skilled henchman, who's going behind his back and only joined the villain to get closer to the REAL villain that'll be revealed when they sacrifice themselves for you after the big battle
>>750697156>the incest siblings???
>>750663980>game introduce two bumbling henchmen>game later introduces a competent henchman
>>750699417kill me already pete
>>750663980Most Final Fantasy games have a Biggs and Wedge, or Salt and Peppor in Chrono Cross' case.
>>750696605do you have any idea what "nigger" even means? Because it seems like you only just learned about the word and you're just throwing it around randomly to seem coo.
>>750696314Those aren't villain henchmen, your digging too far
Zarbon and Dodoria
>>750683478Growing up is accepting Nintendo is a plagiarizing company. I was devastated when I learned the classic tunes of Koji Kondo are just literal copies of old songs from 1940's movies.
>>750665816Faggot
>>750699214brother and sister are named fuxi and nuwa who were incestuous mythological figures, and the game strongly implies this too with the way they the characters treat each other
>>750663980That's literally just Horace & Jasper from 101 Dalmatians. It's an established trope.
>>750664254Gotta be his top guy
>>750686503My Chosen Undead.
>>750702476You aren't on their side.
>>750666258literally me. except i'm 1.88>undying loyaltyto whom though? my mom? sure
>>750665459What are you a fucking park ranger now?
>>750681876rosencrantz and gildenstern
>>750663980the cat on the right uses its tail for its paws when its cold, what i dont get is what does it do for its back paws?
>>750704068i asked it and it said meowgger
>>750664163Square really loved that trope, they should bring it back again
>>750696670>forced and artificialThats funny coming from a Tarantino fan.Lebowski is miles ahead in terms of style and execution compared to whatever the fuck overstylized shit that retard plops out.
For a couple of unicorns Balio and Sunder are gangster as fuck. Also there's been enough TMNT games we can count Bebop and Rocksteady.
>>750663980FFX-2
>>750705316rikku and r63 squall?
>>750704639The sequel is pretty good, too.
>>750699417Transformers Animated did that
>>750663980>>750664163
>>750697603Stretch the serval
>>750706563Lots of middle part.
>>750706487Nice
>>750706487OH MY GOD. THAT WORKS WAY TOO WELL. THE SERVAL EVEN HAS SQUINTY EYES LIKE LOGOS LOL.
>>750706668It's canon.
>>750706487hehehehe
>>750706487>>750664163
>>750706729I fucking love it lol
>>750664163Ever since I got the game I've wanted to fuck that character
>>750706858Which one?
>>750706858You mean LeBlanc, right?....right?
Post yfw servals chirp
>>750706897lol, fuckin...same brain cell apparently.
>>750703347/lit/ on /v/ is the best /lit/
>>750696831>he doesn't knowbro, every sexy female character is being called "goonbait"if you like anime games you're a "gooner weeb"
>>750706897The fat one, plenty of meat
>>750676067>hey boss, we took out that dog down the street like you asked! Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!>durrrr yeah, we took him to this nice Italian place hurhurhur!
>>750663980Name one game where this happened
>>750706487
>>750696670I've never heard anyone compare Big Lebowski with Tarantino. They're exact opposites. One's a pretentious pseud who makes tortured movies to satisfy his odd brand of autism, the other is the gold standard for authetic actor-producer-director synergy. It's like comparing a Phish concert to the London Symphony Orchestra but the director can't driect because he's stimming.
>>750671147The strongest…
>>750706920>chuff>mya>hiss>door creaking soundhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMXV9KW81JoGod, servals are so cute.
>>750666089Cross has Razzly and Orlha, everything else about the game is shit
If you wanted to be a henchman for a villain, what would your ideal villain be that you would give your life for them?
>>750663980>Purrnstein and Smeowgh
>>750707806Ideally, it'd be a blonde-haired, blue-eyed little 9-year old girl in a tight leotard and domino mask with a fat, biteable ass, thin little waist and completely flat DFC. Also she's attracted to older men and you could easily grab her and throw her onto the ground without even really trying.
>>750707806The one with a really silly goal that he's committed to with all his heart.
>>750706487Purrfect
>>750708134>>750708279these combined
>>750707679>everything else about the game is shitSo you never really played it. Got it. Shut the fuck up.
>>750696831I envy utter ignorance. More than half of this website uses it as I described. The term also spread like the plague in online normalfag circles, and nobody there even knows the original meaning. Engaging in however mild titillation is "gooning", any attractive character is "goonerbait" and preferring said characters over disfigured woke hags makes you a "gooner" and a "pdf file".
>>750696831>nitrate huffing while fapping to JOIWhat the fuck are people doing? How and why? What? ???
>>750708821Poppers is decades old
>>750708821They're called "poppers." They are normally used as a muscle relaxant. Gay men realized that they also made it easier to have anal a long, long, time ago.
>>750663980NO, THEY'RE CATSTODAYTODAY THE CAT DAYSMACK ON THE CATS.SMACKEM
Another example of the trope
