What vidya themed costume would allow you to get past the prize winning pumpkin standing in the way of your trick-or-treating?
>>750651465Sex with the prize winning pumpkin
>>750651465Try dressing up as a fellow vegetable
>>750651976Get a knife and carve another hole first>inb4 pumpkin spiced blowjob
Wearing a pumpkin protects you from endermen, so wearing an enderman should guard you from pumpkins
>>750651465Dress up as his real master
>>750651465Do i have to take the candy from the witch, or can she offer me some other treat?
>>750651465I would wear my birthday suit and make love to the pumpkin (the prize was my hand in marriage all along)
>>750655494She also has cans of Coke.
>>750655581>(the prize was my hand in marriage all along)uh oh
>>750656513>Carved eyelashesOh Jesus.
>>750651976
>>750651465There is only one hero who can defeat the Pumpkin King.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMH_uotQSC8
>>750656513#1 wife
UGHH...BIGGER
>>750657368Asylum Demon ass looking fuck.
>>750657368Shockingly ass shaped
>>750657491The pumpkin is also similar in colour
>>750657368This but a gourgeist
>>750651465Impressive crop, witch, but we could always go bigger.
>>750659931>could always go bigger
>>750656513Meet your father in law
>>750661783Great, now we need another kaiju for the annual Halloween kaiju brawl.
>>750663728>if we go to the store now there might still be some slutty Godzilla costumes left
>>750651465>ONE of you is getting mating pressed and I don't much mind which
>>750657491Chosen Unded turns out to be an awful disguise
>>750666792>WHRRRRRRRRRR
>>750666872Could be worse
>>750651465PokemonPumpkinThey both have a P and a K surely that counts for some
>>750662630Are all YuGiOh cards just "words words words"?
>>750652613Pumpkins are fruits, dumbass.
>>750669073That's how the Pumpkin knows Anon is faking
>>750651465
>>750651465Wait a minute you only said it's a prize winning pumpkin. So it's just a giant normal decorated pumpkin with a witch?
>>750656513She kinda looks like a jellyfish
Make the witch a giantess already
Remember to shoot the eyes so you unlock Protoman's shield.
>>750655737
>>750657368if there is not one disgusting furry fatfag artist who has used this image as a base for drawing a fat fucking woman, i will be VERY disappointed
>>750673210I'm workin on it!
>>750657368would
>>750651465Huh, I had a farming implement inside there all along
>>750674080YOU BETTER BE BITCHj/k i lov e you man
>>750674446FOOL! By rules of the genre, a scythe is only ever used for soul-reaping purposes, never for actual farming!
>>750674642Funy thing is that all the fantasy slop never bothers to mod the scyths to be weapons like serfs did when they had to fight with them irl
>>750651465but wot if, we had pumpkinbro take over the witch body
>>750675579WOAH....IS THAT FUCKIN' BLACKFACE DUDE?
>>750675562imagine the milk
>>750674642Begone death, I don't want to have to turn you into an anime girl
Fatter, both of them.
>>750675562Wow
I thought the great pumpkin was a benevolent spirit that brings joy and cheer to children around the world? Why would you need a costume?
>>750682096This is the kind of okay pumpkin. Same size but much more of a dick
>>750682096Believe it or not the great pumpkin is actually a dog that's a fighter pilot
>>750682096He's the racist one.
