South Park wasn't joking. I caught this on tv the other night and was confused as to how they animated this, assumed they used AI or something but no, Rockstar actually just provided South Park with new gameplay footage to advertise and you really can just straight up pick up dog shit from the sidewalk and throw it at npcs in the game.
>>750644397thats fucking hilarious, i cant wait to try it
I have GTA6 fatigue.
>>750644463Sex
>>750644463But you’re in every thread?
>>750644397I'm surprised it wasn't a feature in earlier games.God the mods are gonna go so hard when it comes to pc.
>>750644397Maybe rockstar hired matt and trey to write the satire for gta 6 and this is some dual partnership thing
>>750645789If only
>game is primarily made by Rockstar India >They put chucking Indian food as an in-game mechanic Seem about right
>>750645789>rockstar hired matt and trey to write the satire for gta 6>The final mission is killing some Billionaire named "Blimp" at his resort "Moron-Lago"Brilliant satire!
>>750645789Owning that gay Mexican restaurant really did wreck their finances if they have to sell their butthole to Rockstar
>>750646503>This shit againThey're fucking billionaires. That didn't hurt them in the slightest.
>>750646669>Being whores for freeThat's even worst
>>750646797>For freeThey're avid gamers. They probably got the game early or something.
South Park and Rockstar is a match made in Hell because they both fell off years ago.
>>750644463Same. Just wait til the pile of shit actually comes out and the internet will be flooded with brown normalfags drooling at one of the most mundane and boring games out there, clapping their fat third-world hands all the while.
This kind of thing would have impressed me during the 360 era
>>750646986Nice same fagging jr.
>>750647114Dukes nukem forever .
>>750644397>I caught this on tv the other nightgood goy
>>750644397Is there much GTA content? I find South Park weird and cringe
>>750647520It's 12 seconds of gameplay. How old are you? South park is goated
>>750647578>is goatedAdults don't speak this way
>>750647643Well good thing I'm typing on an anime pedo site and not talking to regular people you fucking dipshit.
>>750647512The jewbox always runs in my house but i don't pay for it
>>750646219More like Rocksaar amirite?
>>750644397The animations look preanimated, not ragdoll physics like in IV. In IV you could hit peds with a bat and they would fall differently every time, based on position and how well you timed it.
>>750646343just like GTA 5
>>750649895well thats not a bat anon, in leaks you can tell the ragdoll physics when he uses a knife in one of the leaked clips
>>750647578Nah Family Guy mogs the fuck out of it
I'm interested to see how the general public reacts to being told "pay $20 to customize your car" or "pay $20 to do this mission" on launch day. This is nothing new though, they also gave south park footage of RDR2 ahead of release.
>>750653547Family guy is the fast food of comedy. Ok every once in a while but unhealthy if you watch it every day.
>>750653547I said on here awhile back that you can plainly see how much more cultural relevance family guy has than south park and I had the most in denial faggot arguing the toss despite the very thread itself being about family guy memes.>>750653721If we're running with this analogy then south park is the pretentious restaurant whose food is honestly worse quality. You could almost say it insists upon itself.
>>750654156south park is the casa bonita. A pointless, hacky caricature of what it once was because it got brought back for some reason no one knows.
>>750645789Matt and Trey were doing it for free until Rockstar noticed
>>7506541562000s south park was peak comedy but i agree it's slowed down over the years
>>750644397and people said R* India wouldn’t pull their weight.
THIS FEATURE ISN'T INTERESTING OR NEWI WANT ALL MARKETERS BURNED ALIVE AFTER BEING FORCED TO WATCH THEIR FAMILY RAPED TO DEATH FIRST
>>750653624Majority of pre-orders are the ultimate edition
>>750644397Pretty cool, even if the game doesn't need it.
>>750644397OP is an unironic paid shill.
>>750654546Do you think most sales will be the ultimate edition?I don't.
>>750644397Nice. I wish Jason wasn’t forced into a combat stance animation after hitting him with the poop. I want control of my characters animations as much as possible. I want to stare people down nonchalantly after assaulting them
>>750644397>you really can just straight up pick up dog shit from the sidewalk and throw it at npcsRiveting gameplay!
>>750644397Wonder if there will be a toilet mechanic. Lucia can pee and take a dumb with a cutscene and little QTE and Jason can do it off screen, I think this makes a lot of sense.Also what happened to South Park? It used to be edgy and somewhat funny, with (I assume) accurate social commentary here and there. Now it's just overly political, as if the whole idea of the show is to shit on Trump and his people now.I'm not an american so I find it difficult to continue watching it.
>>750656148They started doing weird overarching seasonal plots that largely fell flat (because they A: weren't funny, and B: got really preachy) and then they got called out for hyperfocusing on randy as the main character by changing up the entire setting to have stan/randy be weed farmers for a few seasons. But people complained (because it was stupid) and they brought them back to south park and status quo is a little more standard- or was. So to spite people they killed kenny (probably for the rest of the season/till gta6 drops) and randy is now a kid and took his place, it's literally just pure vitriolic hatred for their 'fans', lmao.
Who hasnt wanted to pick up dog shit irl? I'm surprised it wasnt done sooner.
Does it disgust anyone when middle-aged people genuinely, without a hint of irony try to latch on or understand trends well beyond their generational upbringing or scope? Like 99% of jokes on Family Guy, Nu Park, Zombie Simpsons, Reddit and Memey are Gen X dudes going “how do you do fellow kids” with every gimmick, FOTM show, game, cellular device, meme or dumbfuck phrase that pops up. Like its not enough that the jokes and writers are not funny…they also have to make references to things like Kim Kardashian being a Hobbit or the Star Wars sequels or tablets or Marge calling Bart an “incel” while he meets Lady Gaga who is somehow an adult despite being younger than him in-universe.
>>750656926Rick and Morty doesn't even do that. At least watch the show before hating on it.
>>750646219>Rockstar India>lmao>googles it>it’s trueFuck man, is this just where video games are now?
>>750657532Most CGI is done by SEA monkeys or jeets. Most games are worked on by them. The only thing theh dont do is blue collar work so you’ll never see a jeet electrician or plumber or construction worker. Because you know, they have the grip strength of a field mouse, weak muscles, frame and cant scam or rape anything.
>you can now pick up poo on the sidewalk and do whatever with itMost brown coded game I've seen in my life.
>>750657532Kek
>>750656435>randy is now a kidJust checking, you don't mean that literally do you?
>>750644463Gachagolem
>>750659140Poo is a biological weapon
>>750661850He does, Randy shrunk himself to 4th grade size and kept the mustache. He's been one of the boys since Kenny was killed.
Dogshit aside, its pretty lame. Wouldnt used condoms of bbc aids cum be more what americans throw at eachother? They chose dogshit? Really?
>>750662078>it’s realWhat!?
>>750644463I want to sit on her and get arrested by UK police
>>750662121Its the fact that the dude picks up the shit with no gloves, not even a bag and hurls it at someone. Like an actual fucking baboon or a pajeet subhumanoid.
>>750644397You sound very mentally retarded
>>750662279>Its the fact that the dude picks up the shit with no glovesIt's in a bag.Dog takes a shit.NPC picks it up with one of those dog poop bags and starts walking away from Jason.Jason throws the hotdog he was eating at the NPC and the NPC drops the bag.Jason picks up the bag and hits the NPC in the face with it.https://fxtwitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2115643120864170071
>>750656926I find it tacky whenever south park decide to inject "CURRENT VIDEO GAME" into their story, which they can be painfully hamfisted doing. It feels particularly bad when they do it because it feels like the sort of thing that would poke fun at someone else for doing. And you only need to glance at the episode where Cartman froze himself for a Wii to remind you how long they've been doing this and how badly it ages episodes.
Who gives a fuck? South Park died since like Season 20 when Stan's family moved into the weed farm, but was deteriorating before that. Matt and Trey are fucking faggots, just close the fucking series and if you want more money just make a new one. It's clearly not working out for you.
>>750644397That's because you're fucking stupid. You see something you don't understand and you assumed it was AI. That's what retards do. You are a retard. As if watching South Park wasn't enough of a clue in the first place. Stupid fucking freak.
>>750654156It helps family guy doesnt look like complete dogshit visually, which turns off a lot of people from watching or caring about south park
Randy will probably sacrifice his youth so he can buy GTA VI for the boys as an adult at the end of this arc.
>>750662980>for the boys
