6 year old me playing Melee and learning that Zelda is the princess and not the elf guy
>>7506424576 year old me playing Melee and learning that Marth and Roy are boys not girls.
>>750642568I thought they were speaking Spanish.
>>750643651Joshua 3inch Ulmer
>>750642457>the elf guyas opposed to the human princess?
>>750643651>mfw when my wife introduces me to Tyrone-Jamal Dayquanius Shaniquason and they're actually just genuine friends with no epic subversions or anything
12 year old me walking into gamestop and seeing a demo ds with kirby squeak squad and realizing that kirby was not a pokemon
The people of Hyrule aren't elves. There aren't any elves in the entire franchise. Fake fans are gay as hell.
Not vidya but when I first saw a picture of Deadpool, I thought he was some kind of alternate dimension version of Spiderman.
>>750642457i thought sheik was a boy and was zelda's bodyguard
>>750642457When I was in middle school, I wanted a DS so badly to play Final Fantasy III because I thought Luneth was a cute girl.
>>750642457When I bought Brawl, I only recognized the Mario, Kirby, and Pokemon characters and had no idea who any of the other ones were.
>>750642568that was Marth's western debut, how could you think he was a girl beforehand
>9 year old me finding out ps2 games dont work on a ps1
>>750645734When I was kid my dumb ass didn't know you needed a PS1 memory card so I played Final Fantasy VII for like 5 hours before realizing I couldn't save. Then I needed to keep the system on for a week because my dad wouldn't take me to the store and ordered one in the mail instead.
>18 year old mean realizing that N64 games don't work on the Xbox 360.
>>750645536I thought they were the same person.
>5-year-old me walking into gamestop to see a naked 400 lb man trying to rape the employees
>10 year old me realizing that they weren't going to call the white pikmin "blurple pikmin"
>mfw 8 year old me fell for the Sonic in Melee hoax
>8 year old me looking up tails doll creepypasta videos on youtube
>>750642457I mean, Zelda is a woman's name.
