Playable Day 1 on PC
I'm good
no thanks
I actually don't care, who still gets excited by remakes in 2026 still
>>750639454Hopefully this hurts the sales if it is
>>750639454Ew, why does his face look like that?
>>750639454That's why they're going to include extra gay DLC that only proper Nintendo fans will have access to (more shota dress up items)
>>750639454No one is more desperate to play Nintendo games than third world pcsissies who can't afford a Switch 2 haha
>>750639454Where's the link?
>>750640331DLSS 5
>>750640509He's right there, are you blind or something?
>>750639454This will be Link in 2013
>>750639454No, eric.
>>750639454Ship of Harkinian is better than this slop
>>750639454i don't want to play that shit on any system
>>750641103No it's not.
>>750639454>shota>fat girl pig faceYuck.
>>750639879Anon let's be real.IT'S ZELDA, piracy on Switch 1 didn't stop BotW from cracking 20 million.
>>750641234*30 million
>>750639879>>750641234Piracy has never hurt sales of anything sold with a sliver of competence. BotW sold well in part due to the free marketing from emulation and piracy.
>>750640957That's Zelda.
>>750639454Maybe the graphics, but why would we want the difficulty downgrades? We already got better controls on the soh port.>>750641187We can change to the default experience at any time. We get built-in randomizers. If we want permanent health loss, cheap one-hit deaths, it's all built in. Yes it is.
>>750641234It could have sold more than that without piracy.
>>750639454Enjoy your virus retard
>>750641386I want an OoT made for me.Just like how I got a Star Fox made for me.
>>750641327No, it's because Nintendo literally stole E3 2016 with one game.When the game released it outsold the actual Switch consoles that physically existed at the time.
>>750641327>people that don't want to buy or play the game pirate >has zero effects on the saleswaow
>>750641514Did people buy the game without the console?
>>750639454
>>750641217He grows up into a stud tho.
>>750641575There's not a single game that plays best on PS5, it's all better on PC.
>>750641575You are an abuser.
>>750641417Nintendo Switch OS is a telemetry-ridden virus
>>750641447Neither of the 2026 versions are made for you, they're for Nintendo to line their pockets with
>>750641575>Snoys don't have jack shit to play so they cheat on daddy Sony with Nintendo.
>>750641187>144 fps>characters dont look demented porcelain dolls>game isnt dumbed down for niggersit is the best version by far and you are retarded for thinking otherwise
>>750641795>characters dont look demented porcelain dollsYeah because they look like origami paper dolls in the original.
>>750639454Cool, I'll probably still play it on my Swtich 2 for performance reasons. Also I'm impatient, it's probably going to be loaded with graphical issues for awhile.
>>750641718They are made for me though.They are more... digestable.
>>750641514>When the game released it outsold the actual Switch consoles that physically existed at the time.Wouldn't that just be counting the Wii U version too?
>>750641795I appreciate the original fir being the original, it just isn't something I can get into.The new version is better.
>>750642114No one gave a shit about the Wii U.
>>750639454I don't want it, looks like shit and it's made by indians.
>>750642186You're not wrong but the Wii U version did launch on the same day.
>>750642106Here comes the airplane!
>>750642380nta but what's the problem here?
>>750642437Aside from the gay disco lights? Wallmasters are meant to be inescapable, if they grab you like that they kick your ass to the start of the dungeon. You're supposed to not let them grab you in the first place, but even that's not baby enough for the baby game I suppose
>>750642437Instead of a shadow that you need to pay attention to, wallmasters put a massive fucking light around your character that you can't possibly miss. And when they do grab you you can just mash out with zero consequences. They may as well not even exist anymore.
>>750641187>>750642106>>750642149>oh my Fauci... the clunkiness of the old version...
>>750639454>PCfags have no games so they have to steal gameslooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>750641403It would have sold less.>>750641557>people outside of the target audience play a game and talk about itCorpos mystified by marketing not generated by a team not doped up on hookers and blow.
>>750642659>They may as well not even exist anymore.In the original game, they'd disappear as soon as you went into 1st person camera mode, either by pressing C-up or readying a projectile weapon. They always may as well have never existed. Also, getting dragged back to the entrance of a dungeon isn't even a real "consequence", just a minor annoyance. Heck, sometimes, you might even want to go back to the entrance.Like, out of all the enemies in OoT, nobody ever talked about wallmasters because most players never even saw them. They weren't a challenge, and the only way they'd ever grab you is if you just stood there not looking at the screen or paying attention at all. With that in mind, the remake hasn't really changed anything.
>>750644304>nobody ever talked about wallmasters because most players never even saw themlol this. the first time I played the game when I was 10, I was scared shitless when Navi said there were "monsters in the ceiling" that I could hear, so I took her advice and just never stopped moving in those rooms, so they never showed up. It wasn't until later when I replayed the game and decided to get caught on purpose just to see what happened. You have to stand still with your head up your ass for like 15 seconds for anything to happen. Plus, arent the wallmasters only in like 2 rooms in the whole game?
Why did they make Link look so young in the remake?
>>750642437in the original game, wallmasters were enemies that would drop from the ceiling and take you back to the dungeon entrance if you were stupid enough to ignore navi's warning and stand completely still for like 20 seconds. As a result, nobody ever really saw wallmasters. Most people don't even remember them being in the game.Now you have to ignore navi's warning, stand still for 20 seconds, AND ignore flashing lights, AND not try to escape in order to get sent back to the dungeon entrance. This had triggered retards, because "never getting caught by wallmasters in OoT" was one of their few major accomplishments in a game intended for literal 12-year-olds.
>>750645384increased sex appeal
>>750645384Baby features appeal to the female mind; the core audience of modern Zeldaslop
>>750639454Can i put my pc in my bag and play it at work wile I get paid to shit for 45 minutes?
>>750645651Technically yesAlso>not having a pc or laptop at work
>>750645619Your comment is inappropriate
>>750645696I make $130k a year doing union trade work.
>>750641447@Claude you heard the man
>>750640356It has nothing with being able to afford it. It's because nobody wants to buy one. Not everyone is a brain dead consoomer bootlicer who buys whatever crap Nintendo releases like cardboard and alarm clocks.
>>750645901>It has nothing with being able to afford it. It's because nobody wants to buy oneThen why is it the fastest selling console of all time and the best selling two years in a row?
>>750645849And you still play games on a 20 fps tablet
>>750646071At least he plays something instead of reposting the same threads about vibecoded rootkits to “own the tendies”
>>750646047Gaming populace has been increasing nonstop for the last couple decades. We beat up records every other week.Also it is normal that the switch 2 has been selling great becaus it is the newest console while also being the cheapest.
>>750641646The ps5 is a pc.My ps5 is running ubuntu right now.
>>750646071At work, I do. Yesterday we watched an entire football game while I played re4r and got paid $50 an hour.
>>750641646Factually wrong. Astrobot and Saros are amazing PS5 exclusives, fag. GTA 6 also plays best on PS5, to the point they've legally been allowed to use that tag line in advertising.
>>750645619this
I wouldn't even play that shit if you paid me for it
>demake shills attacking the original game to try and make their new product look betterTale as old as time. Try doing this in the OG and see where it gets you
>>750639454kek @ that creepy little AI face
>>750641795>144 fpslmfao, actually believing this
>>750647149>SARRRROS I have a Pro and know you’re a limpdick faggot for unironically praising that lame ass shit
>>750645619At least we know the Demake will sell to pedophiles, Nintendos primary audience
>>750646760>WeCultist.
>>750647515Let me put it this way. Someone made a complete overhaul mod for OOT. You WOULDN'T even TRY IT? What a bore you are.
>>750639454No thanks Nintendo, I have played this game 20 times already. How about you release an original game for a change?
>>750646760>Also it is normal that the switch 2 has been selling great becaus it is the newest console while also being the cheapestThen why did you say nobody wants it?
>>750639454i'm more curious for the blender release
>>750647694The schizo who spams about "eric" shat on and called anyone who liked OoT a "snoy" for years and now he completely reversed it once this remake got announced kek
>>750648850Nobody with a brain.
>>750649186>t-those people don’t countLmao
>>750639454I cannot wait for claude to replace the fuck ugly art style and get rid of the hand holding bullshit. it'll be glorious
Why does the oot remake look ai generated?
>>750649496Because AI finally got good enough that most folks can't pick it out. Retards like you who struggle with object permanence now simply think anything with a lot of detail that was made on a computer "looks AI generated".
>>750649615It has that fake ai-assisted look though.
>>750649496Indian excellence
>>750649659you mean it looks like it was made on a computer? Yeah, it does.
>>750649336>hey claude, remove the handholding bullshit and fix the ugly artthere you go bro
I'm ready
>>750647149what the fuck is this retarded shill saying? all of those are exclusive we can't know if they run better on ps5 or pc.
>>750647694Show the rest of the fight, we've been over this you retard.
>>750649313I wouldn't call modern tendies "people", no.
>>750649859I said fix the ugly art not make it uglier.
>Thursday releaseGenuinely why? Now all the NEETs get a day advantage over me
>>750639454I wonder how fast they'll actually have this running on emulators, or even recomped.
