ITT the biggest BTFO moments of vidya history
>>750639325I always enjoy Romero hoping Sandy's doing well, but come on.Tom Hall was totally against another violent game in the first place, he wanted to go back to lighthearted suff like Keen. But the other guys wanted a Wolfenstein 2.0 except even more "adult" and extreme.Hall felt like the only way to justify both the ultraviolence AND working on the game in general was writing a complex backstory and setting up a coherent narrative to contextualize the whole thing.So he wrote the Doom Bible.Romero basically said "fuck off nerd, I'm not reading all of that" as ID scrapped most of its content. According to multiple records, the team felt like a rich narrative was against the general philosophy of the game they were making (which was ultra fast action, totally opposed to those narrative-first PC games that were popping up back then).So Hall left the team.
I think Sandy's biggest contribution is using all the tools to make half of the fucking game within 6 months
>>750639728>April 1st
>>750640443>>750640102why do you know who these people arewho cares
>>750639325
>>750640778Time to take your nappy lil guy. You're getting cranky and interrupting your elders.
>>750640778you cant be for real. All of your gun games are thanks to those guys lil zoom. So hop on Fortnite and stay there
>>750640778Hi anon, hope you're doing well. I know who all these people are because they created Doom, the 1993 video game which set the standard for the FPS genre. To answer your second question, many other people in the thread care such as @750641264 and @750641578.
>>750640047What game is this about?
>>750642201nta but troubleshooter abandoned childrendevs are autistic and reply to every review, they are very soulful
>>750639325Who's in the right here?
>>750642526Romero
Hey /v/, I hope you're doing well.Kindest Regards,Anon
>>750639325Hi Romero. I hope you're doing wellFill in the fucking tank, I don't have all day
>>750640102So Romero misled me…
>>750639604modern politics are just console wars brought on by psy ops instead of GENESIS DOES WHAT NINTENDONT
>>750640778>why do you know who these people are>who cares
>>750642846His hair is so luxurious soft long and probably smells good. Post your hair Norwoody. You can't can you. You dont have any.
Fun fact: John's actually his middle name. His real first name is Alfonso.
>>750643115hope his steam account was banned...
>>750643115>slavic low income rageall my fun in online pvp games is to trigger eastern european monkeys into screaming, it's so easy and satisfying
>>750643175Jesus Christ Almighty
>>750639728LMAOI fucking crying.
>>750639325He didn't say it was genocide.
>>750643175
>>750640992>m jpg
Social media is weird. I don't know or trust any of these people. They're both liars for all I know.
>>750643175Absolutely fucking destroyed.
celebrity gossip is for fags and women.
>>750640102...how any of that changed or disprove the tweet?Some twat try to claim credit over somebody else and Romero just simply pointing it out.
>>750639604It’s crazy how half the industry is just retards like this
>>750642727Hi Anon, I am well, how are you?ULTRA REGARDSAnon
>>750645410so are cats, toxotranny
>>750639325these are funny and all but honestly Sandy seems like a nice old man so it makes me feel a bit sad.
>>750639728Love romero edits.
99% of vidya discussion and arguments instantly obliterated in six words
>>750645606In retrospect it was a bad idea to remind people they can just not press the "purchase" button.
>>750645908Didn't nu-DOOM sell really well?
>>750640778And yet I bet you could name most of the major music industry stars and tons of celebrity drama. Curious
>>750646396no I cannotsorry your retarded strawman didn't work kiddo
>>750645606this is unironically one of the greatest tweets of all time
>>750646396knowing the names of individual creators is perfectly understandableknowing the names of company employees is genuinely psychoticthis thread would make sense if the people being discussed were sole developers and not cogs in the machine
>>750645450Nah the actual thing you see in the game is Sandy's work. The thing Romero mentions was ditched.
>>750646580Back then they were individual creators, it was like 5 people, no different than knowing the names of all the band members
>>750645606their game was dogshit but this is true
$299
>>750646472What about the Kevin Smith pussy/taint/brown area tweet
>>750643115Certified gamer classic
>>750642526Sandy is making it REALLY hard to side with him on anything
>>750640102And it worked, the public chose Doom over System Shock and the entire industry has followed suit to this day.
>>750640992fucking hell lol
>>750646580>>750646396fucking retard, kill yourself
>>750646208Eternal did, Dork Ages did not
>>750642727>>750645474Kill yourself. I hope you have an awful day.Evil dark shadow regards,Anon
>>750639604The sad truth of the matter is that 90% of /v/ is like this too, just for the opposite side
>>750648395Hi AnonNo.MEGA KINDEST REGARDS (BLESSED BY SERAPHIM)
>>750639604This is based though, people can shit on him all they want but anons do the same here all the time.
>>750648564Hey Anon,How about instead of thinking happy thoughts, you think about blood and death and your graphics card catching fire? Hope you're well.Dark cursed evil twisted fucking cycle path (blessed by Hitler, Satan, and Ted Bundy) regards,Anon
>>750643115>If you come transgender you will get knife 30 times>shoot suck your dead fathers penis, 2 father>I rape israel>you will get mother raped>mutts cried for bbc americans cry more!!!>you like this game? your mother is dead>invite to funerial I will RAPE!!!so many good lines
>>750645606The illusion of freedom, huh?
>>750643115I mean folks, where's the lie?
>>750645606I won't press buy
>>750639325these two crack me the fuck up it's like grumpy old men but they're both just passive-aggressive as all hell
Red BTFOS green chud
>>750643115makes you wonder how any slavic women come out of that area with any humanity left after being diddled since single digits
>>750639604This is the guy that almost started a crusade over seeing some tits in Dragon's Crown right? That completely fucking forgettable 2d brawler on the fucking Vita and this guy wanted to go to war over it, christ almighty the industry is cooked.
>>750639728lol
>>750639728Nobody under 30 is gonna get this but this is fuckin gold
>>750642356Yeah, this sounds like Smedley (and fires of heaven).
>>750648461When a game is good though, it shuts up all detractors. BG3 can be criticized until the lolcows come home, but both sides like it.
>>750652207I have more respect for spoony than I do for angry joe after being BTFO by the goddamn dorito pope of all people who shilled dogshit enough to have a fucking MANSION
>>750652278Spoony never sold out, Joe was getting all nervous while Noah 'THE FUCKING AVATAR' Antwiller was screaming BETRAYAL at the E3 show floor!!!
Post that neil drunk guy standing on a red carpet in a suit but getting no recognition
>>750651839the same guy who called the big titty witch in that game a loli
>>750652360man this one aged poorly
>>750641778anon pls
>>750652519what's phil up to these days? he still trying to become a dj?
>>750652464It aged like wine, Sony was going to do the same exact DRM bullshit as Xbox before that legendary Xbox One reveal.
>>750643115So fucking based...
>>750639728KEK
>>750652360
>>750652574Having fun playing Japanese vidya
>>750652650I thought he hated Japanese games
>>750640047SAVAGE
>>750652395Sadly he let the pussy go to his mind. Find peace one day spoon man, your ultima videos will never be appreciated by the zoomers but they were fuckin magical to me my dude
Inferno is my favourite DOOM episode. Everything about it is awesome.
>>750652674He became a better man
>>750652130i fucking miss the mii channel
>>750641778KEKEKDestroyed that fucking faggot
>>750639604
>>750641778infernal regards regardmaggedonregardammerung
>>750645606I use this phrase and variants all the time and it makes people mad
>>750645908Yea that game that sold a shitload and is remembered fondly even right now, god forbid, fuckin moron.
>>750653214It was a spiritual flop that led to half the studio getting gutted.Dark Ages failing is proof Eternal coasted on brand recognition alone, everyone saw Id was washed up and didn’t come back for the next game.
You guys are small fryWitness
>>750643175the funniest part is that both games fucking suck
>>750640047>Our game becomes enjoyable after about 20 hours
>>750653364>
>>750643131It's those native american genes
>>750653612
>>750652950>2021Um hello? Why are they not social distancing??
>>750643115Eastern Europe sounds like the last safe haven on earth. I wish
>>750643115I kneel...
>>750653937Eastern Europe yes, but that review is from a croatian, which isn't eastern europe
>>750639325you're no different from h3h3 dramafags, living a miserable life talking about others.
>>750651765Is there really that much difference between being diddled since single digits and being consensually gang banged at 17?
>>750643115
>>750645606You control the dicks you suck at the dick sucking factory, fag.
>>750642356damn how many people can you name in one forum post lmao
Zanzibart.
>>750653364What am I looking at here?
>>750640102>totally opposed to those narrative-first PC games that wereWhat the fuck are you talking about?
>>750654598
>>750652748>Drawing built in and encouraged, generating massive amounts of OC>Miis provide at least some level of anonymity by default, keeping a disconnect from gay irl shit>Fuckall moderation meant that fun was allowedNintendo unironically made the best social media while barely trying
>>750642201Passionate dev team
>>750653364This pic always makes me think of Skaven.
>>750639728I remember this greentext in the last thread, you're quick.
>>750652123I'm over 40 and don't get it.
>>750652650So he's a confirmed faggot. No surprise there.
>>750651839>>750652404The artist of that game gave Jason a picture of some muscly dwarf men from the game, saying these would be more up his alley. Over a decade later, Jason has started doing videos. Where he actually speaks. And just from his effeminate voice alone, you know that the Dragon's Crown artist was right all along.
>>750655329>Subject: wheelchair ballsArt.
>>750655329>Regards
>>750655329
>>750640778Shut your bitch ass up.
>>750654527What?Late 80s/early 90s had a boom of narrative-first PC games, and that's ignoring the old text-based games.Ultima VII, Star Control, Wasteland, the early D&D games, King's Quest, all the Lucasarts stuff like Monkey Island, Indiana Jones, Sam & Max...PC hardware couldn't compete with consoles when it comes to fast action, so slow games entirely or partially relying on plot and narrative were becoming more and more popular. Then ID said "fuck that" and basically had Carmack reinvent the wheel multiple times to go in the opposite direction, making fast action games with no dialogues or story.
>>750655472>and a few am radio stationsevery time
>>750639325Remember the time when Gabe Jewell got BTFO'd by Reddit
>>750643175What makes this even funnier is that STS2 isn't even particularly good.
>>750655594In what way was he btfo here? on noooo he le heckin downvoted
>>750655770His paid mods failed bigly because, surprise, mdding community was never steered with money. The few whore modders wh jumped onto it became pariahs.
>people still seething to this day
>>750654502Jason and his wifeHe married what he is>>750655897>to this dayAI makes this fucking thing obsoletereddit lost
>>750655329what a bro
>>750655770>defending paid modsOkay, faggot.
>>750655914>last lineBrutal
>>750656078PUT THE SANDWICH IN THE BAG, JAKE
>>750655914
>>750652225>When a game is good though, it shuts up all detractorsIt would be nice if that was true. If anything it just gives the schizos more fuel.
>>750655897can't forget about this one
>>750656078From CTRL+V to Cholesterol+
>>750655897
>>750656078goddamn lol
>>750656078
>>750652130
>>750646396I actually can't
>>750656459It was a loss for conservation but for actually emulating Xbox games and shit, it's not very useful.
>>750652130>>750652748>>750656651
Dunno if this counts but I think it kinda doe
>>750656803Wait, stuttering craig is a grifter now?
>>750656803isn't this the troon thats getting in trouble rn for giving minors estragon?
>>750656803>Stuttering CraigI didn't know he was still around. Last I remember was him firing Jared for getting too popular and then Screwattack dying not too long after.
>>750656848It's a bit insane isnt itThe intricacies of games industry is how nintendo makes money that is upstream from dividents and capital gain. Then the people running the business mock the guy over it.
>>750657012estrogen*
>>750656803It's kind of sad seeing naive people still trying to reason with these creatures
>>750656803I'm really thankful that I don't ever have to interact with these people on a daily basis.
>>750657012yeah, same one who made that terrible animation and bloodborne kartHe posts here and on ResetEra by the way
>>750656078OBLITERATED
>>750656428That one is whatever as the dude was clearly joking and ironically he is not wrong
>>750657383Being the lead writer of borderlands 3, some of the most obnoxiously written shit doesn't help his case though.
>>750655914lmao.
>>750655676>mixed reviews>Early AccessI didn't know it was this bad.
>>750656078I've seen warcrime footage from the Philippines that wasn't as raw as getting fried by the sandwich artist
>>750657602>people are literally shittier than the AIShocking revelation.
>>750657602>womanStella Sacco is a porn addicted tranny.
>>750645606It's not that great of an argument. Yes, you control your character, but you don't control the rest of the game, which means the overall message and consequences of your actions are still determined by the developer.
>>750656078>>750656254>>750656472>>750656615>>750657304>>750657663https://x.com/J_Lee_Design/status/1752464823772725469
>>750657634Blame the chinks because the game was too hard for them.
>>750657720A fucking classic!
>>750657350>ur gay lolI love the simplicity of it.
>>750657350Recovery status: Impossible.
>>750639728so that is why they are called sandy-wiches
>>750655770How do I downvote this?>>750655876>>750655991How do I upvote these?
>>750653507Just like xcom.
>>750647373and look where we are now.
>>750640778they're jewish drones that mind control these goysdon't worry about themthey're beyond saving
>>750640778ask me how I can tell you have a vagina
>>750645606Why does this chair have a big spike on it?>just sit around if you don't like it
>>750655897>>750656459I can’t even get mad at redditors anymore because they’re so hilariously incompetent. >major player for a world wide sex trafficking ring turns out to be a moderator for ~90% of their subreddits>swats an innocent brown guy because they “investigated” a video of a public bombing>tranny antiwork mod gets a national interview where he claims dog walking for 20 hours a week should pay his way through life: turns out he also thought 2 hours a day for 5 days a week equals 20 hours>redditors sign up to fight in a foreign war, start posting videos from their military bunker on social media but don’t scrub any metadata so they end up getting bombed>post election have entire threads dedicated to reporting brown people to ICE because they believe they voted for Trump
>>750657158Corporate suit types hate having to rely on things like making good games or whatever, they just want to click on the latest trends and make money.
>>750657602>at least we would be dealing with someone programmed to be honestHe had me until that part
>>750656651>OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM*Niggers* huh? That's pretty spiffy. I might start using it too.
>>750657634They literally hired Anita Sarkeesean as a consultant. It's in the credits.
You just had to be there
>>750656803The tranny replying is being raked over the coals for giving estrogen to minors fyi.
>>750658471That last one is based
>>750659013at this point I just assume any tranny throwing a tantrum on twitter is doing something with children
>>750640778>why do you know who these people areMasters of Doom is a pretty good book, you should read it.
>>750659046Man, all the TLoU II leaks and memes were so good. Neil Cuckman literally BTFO. Can't wait for their next game to bomb and the studio finally closing
>>750657634Unironically all the negative reviews are from Chinks mad that they made the game harder by removing the braindead infinites that were in at launch.
>>750645606>complain about feature>"hummmm just don't use it hehehehe">game is balanced about feature and is impossible to beat if you don't use it>my mfw when i have no face to mfw
>>750658706s-Souljabros?
>>750658706blow is hilarious sometimes
>>750659279And to add insult to injury, if or when it does finally close, you probably won't be seeing nearly as many people defending the team like people are now with Bioware.
>>750659043If he replied to that with a simple "yes" how would sperg ever recover?
>>750659502that would be a based as fuck response, honestly.
>>750658484Daaaaaaaaayumn!
>>750657383He's not only correct but devastatingly so. But you gotta know you're inviting that shit when you write Borderlands of all things
>>750652950it's pretty wild that this post is so jewish coded
>>750642846There was a time where this picture was posted and people assumed Daikatana did so bad Romero had to work in a gas station.
>>750659360
>>750659279NEXT GUY NEXT GUY
>>750645606I liked nuDoom 1 and 2, still hope this faggot got fired.
>>750640778Next go to /k/ and tell them they're fags for knowing what bullets are.
>>750639604>idc I just like arguing online and making politicssgroids angryhonestly based as hell
>>750659080my favorite is the ukrainian one and other redditors started jumping on anyone pointing out that it’s a bad idea with “why do hate seeing people show support for the war?” until people started posting reports that they literally got BTFO w/ no survivors
>>750659046Lmao
>>750657350Kamitani is so fucking based
>>750659279Danke Doktor
>>750659360this one always makes me feel badthe ending did suck though. at least the combat was really fun in ME3.
>>750658471>redditors sign up to fight in a foreign war, start posting videos from their military bunker on social media but don’t scrub any metadata so they end up getting bombedat least he got his reddit gold
>>750660069He is a politicgroid
>>750660230
>>750660003
>>750659046>>750659889>Meanwhile, Kojima gets treated as a bigshot by every cameraman around at a similar eventKojima is who Cuckmann wishes he was desu.
>>750641578>>750643084I'm older than you
>>750660454For the problems I have with the guy, Kojima doesn't seem to be embarassed by the medium and industry he's working in, whereas Druckmann (and many other honestly) would rather be making TV shows and movies but settled for videogames.
>>750660454makes sense since hes an actual aetuer
>>750660691auteur*
>>750652748>mii channellarp award
>>750656820>tfw ryan trooned out
>>750643115we can learn from this
>>750659287>>750657879>>750657634No, a lot of the negative reviews are from people with genuine grievances about the game, such as the fact that the game has very limited build variety, many cards/archetypes are just flat out bad and unusable, and enemy damage scaling being way too high. The chinks did complain a lot about infinites being removed, though.And yeah they did hire Anita so they kinda deserve to get shit on.
>>750657634It's not even mixed, it's mixed*.
>>750642356>for the sake of all our future video game consumer habits, lets hope this guy goes back to the only thing hes qualified to do, whatever that might be.fucking lol
>>750659097
>>750652207>DID YOU SEE THAT? HE WAS FUCKING WITH ME! YOU COULD SEE IT IN HIS EYES!
>>750661219No-one is going to believe your bullshit when it's so obvious to see in Steam.
>>750653364>God looked over the earth one day, saw this and said ''Ayup, these are my chosen people''
>>750661219why the fuck would anyone take your post seriously when you add "btw im already extremely biased against the game" at the end
>>750642356Funny thing is you've probably got similar shit in the modern industry but no one is willing to expose it
>>750661656
>>750640778It's weird how proud you faggots are of being ignorant about a field you're supposedly interested in.
>>7506618832GD for valve
>>750655359>>750657350i miss that small period of time when nip devs would shit on westoid journos
>>750662153kamiya is a humongous fucking faggot though
>>750662645>Blocked
>>750662445I checked the game out, it's just Limbo
>>750640746you mean this isn't real?
>>750645606okay, I'll just use the melee button for your game
>>750656820The top left is cute because it is extremely likely that it is a little girl genuinely expressing her feelings.
>>750658780I'm using this now when telling people to kill themselves
>>750662645he's our faggot.
>>750661769That's not bias, though? Anita is a black mark on anything she is involved in at all.
>>750657578Broken clock's right twice a day and all that. Being mostly known for writing obnoxious quirky slop doesn't detract from this being a genuinely funny and correct observation. Zanzibartposting never fails to make me laugh because the games really are written like that.
https://x.com/A_dmg04/status/1867248113423135129The only man with the balls to tell Tassi where to stick it
>>750643115Reading this aloud in Borat voice rn
>>750664095Who actually plays postgame content?
>>750664242not kids, they're all too busy on their phones
>>750661656Chinks really are just a hivemind.
>>750664338tl;dr
>>750664389Is everyone that gave it a positive rating also a hive mind?
>>750660503...on opposite day
>>750651062>greenhopital
>>750664338Wonder if TotalBiscuit would've came out as trans if ass cancer didn't get him.
>>750645606The BTFO here was when people decided to not press the buy button. This faggot CM actually helped to kill Dork Ages
>>750657634china complained, and STS1 with mods is a better experience
>>750664338>"Who is this?">Google him>It's the guy who immediately got cucked by some guy running Gamestop's Twitter before his corpse was even coldlmao. He talks in such a roundabout, "let me tell you several paragraphs of exposition for two simple sentences" type way that equates length with meaning. S.
>>750662445>Have you ever made a game?That reminds me of when Sakurai said the same thing to scarflard after he offered to work on balance for Sm4sh. Meleefags were real quiet after that.
nobody else noticed but i want to callout this anon right here>>750651062anon is colourblind and thinks yellow is green
>>750652650Which game?
>>750659253>implying public school zoomers can read
>>750664513>>750665559The yellow poster was an environmentalist.
>>750663985>BTFOd by DSPA fate worse than death
>>750640102>Romero basically said "fuck off nerd, I'm not reading all of that"Why is Romero so fucking based?
>>750664949>Tell them we said "lol", too.
>>750663154OH SNAP
>>750652690Is it though, he just admitted his own game isn't fun for 20 hours
>>750645606I also control the games I buy.
>>750664949>Tell them we said "lol"Sheesh
>>750639325Reminder that Sandy thinks piracy killed the video game company "Amiga".
>>750648461The difference is that /v/ is correct.
>>750664949lol
>>750665983meanwhile Carmack casually releases source code and is like "yeah we actually owe a lot to piracy for making Wolfenstein 3D and Doom so popular".
>>750658891Reminder this got the artist and the site that hosted it (I forgot which one) in hot water with Ubisoft.
>>750639325Sandy is a bullshitter about absolutely everything because he's insanely insecure about being seen as uncool.He made up a ridiculous story about the company he was working for installing a fire suppression system in his office that'd flush out all the air and kill everyone in the building in order to protect the workstations from a fire.
>>750655897>>750656557Wasn't it for a trip to Blizzard's offices and a free pass to Blizzcon?
>>750645606Don't developers control the games they make?
>>750666254LMAO
>>750664338sheesh its been almost 10 years. i wonder if he'd be a full blown lolcow by now.
>>750639325299
Post some of Stanley Woo's shitshows
>>750665636>>implying public school zoomers can readOh shit. I forgot. Man that's sad, it's a good book.
>>750665983>Community note : Hey Sandy, I hope your doing well.
>>750652981Because it's a complete non-argument and you have to be a retarded redditor to think it's any clever at all.
>>750666090>meanwhile Carmack casually releases source code and is like "yeah we actually owe a lot to piracy for making Wolfenstein 3D and Doom so popular".As I recall it was not a casual conversation as multiple people in the office were against it but Carmack pushed through because he came from hacker culture. He was right and it made ID and doom famous and successful, well until Doom 3 anyway.
>>750660503you're not.
>>750665983>corrected by John RomeroDoes John just drop out of the sky and rape Sandy every time his mouth opens?
>>750656820>Someday I'm going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
>>750663985DSP gaped that journalist badly
>>750642356That explains McQuaid's premature death
>>750642846>fill in the tankstfu indian retard its "fill the tank" not "okay dokay saar fill in the tank for me buddy saar"
>>750657737Not people. Women.
>>750666090Call order shareware was probably a pain in the ass to peddle so I don't doubt piracy actually ended up benefiting the games by giving them massive market presence.It's sorta like how a random version of Counter-Strike was on every old computer I've ever seen in a public space, sure you won't get that money but now your game is essentially synonymous with "stock first-person shooter" so you can basically farm sequels to this game forever now.
>>750640102>Tom Hall was totally against another violent game in the first place, he wanted to go back to lighthearted suff like Keen.I find that statement dubious considering he went on to make Rise of the Triad at Apogee after leaving iD.
>>750663154Holy shit
>>7506604352013-2016 really did seem like there was a light at the end of the tunnel. Turns out it was all fake and gay
>>750665594rez infinite
>>750666254FUCKING BASED
>>750661219the first game was literally the same thing except some gamer gate bittch is in it and that makes all the indians here really mad for some reason
>>750655329Based tsundere.
>>750662645He's also a hack that hasn't been relevant in a decade.
>>750663985>Halo 9.8>"out bungies- Bungie"wtf how is this site still in buisiness
>>750667356you aren't fitting in, freak
>>750656662Lmao
>>750643115king shit
>>750667496why do have that on your phone rajesh? are you that desperate for a woman's touch?
>>750643115Fucking legend.
>>750667663never going to fit in. always laughed at irl and online
>>750656078>delimore like jake PROVOLONE heheheh
>>750667290We are in the light at the end of the tunnel, the whole internet acts like 4chan and trannies keep losing more and more.
>>750658471>but don’t scrub any metadata so they end up getting bombedthe ukrainian leddit legion was a source of many laughs>I'm so chill with the Ukies that they gave me a new nickname: Peter
>>750666254Brutal
>>750667714yeah shills phone is filled with gay shit. that's a hit on you little guy
>>750643115theres transhumans in croatia, I saw one one day, what a turd, must be underage
>>750640047>>750642313Thanks anons. Somehow I already had this game on my wishlist.
>>750658471Anything for the updoots
>>750656803lel pedo tranny melty
>>750667843how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>750658706Jblow really wanna drop the hard R?
>>750643115Unfathomably based.
>>750668086This generated so much ass pain
>>750668491
>>750656662I like Kamiya because he is me and that sucks for me but it is nice to see someone I can understand.
>>750643115Based schizo.
>>750661656>nitpicking images when half of the posts were laughing at anita, and the other half were playing defence force for her.
>>750639325Doom had a story?
>>750665983Pretty sure Gaben corrected the record with that issue. They had no clue how to distribute it properly, 90% of those pirates wouldn't have been able to buy it anyway
>>7506431750% funny knowing both studios had "ethics departments", and the one for slay the spire was lead by anita sarkeesian.
>>750668607>this nigga is still going at it 15 years laterisn't he like 40 at this point?
>>750669085>Nitpicking>When showing it was mostly the Chinese after the guy tried to make it sound like it was mostly from AnitaNigger what?
>>750643115holy kino
>>750668093peanut butter on my balls let the dog lick it
>>750646580>knowing the names of company employees is genuinely psychoticAnon, id (creator of the FPS genre in the form of Wolfenstein, Doom and Quake) was formed by four dudes who had a gradual falling out with each other. The first one out was the writer and he was replaced by the one guy who created Call of Cthulhu.These aren't obscure names.
>>750656680Over half of all mothers in America go through post partum mental illness. Both of my sisters and my mother did in fact. My inlaws did. Random women at work. They didn't viciously murder their kid (which wasn't an infant by the way so there isn't an excuse). Also tracking for still births is intentionally shunned by the CDC and medical industry due to how lucrative fertility pharma and pre-natal care is as a business. The reality is it isn't the laughable 1-in-183 births are stillborn. It is closer to 1-in-4. Maybe 1-in-3. That is generally why the successful birth is met with such mental anguish. And it happens so unceremoniously and privately here too because you can't talk about it. Social stigma. Women basically think they're sick and then shit out a baby-looking figure, blood and puss randomly one day. Typically in private because they run to the bathroom assuming they're sick, and no one is allowed to speak about it so they suffer their shame in silence because again you see the official story is "1-in-183" so you must have something wrong with you, goy. Now get back to breeding.But again, these people who go through it, go insane for about 6-12 months post birth, they don't murder their fucking kids. They may kill themselves. But not their kids. This woman was a self-absorbed ego-maniac that thought social validation from the internet made her feel better than being a mom. Hang. The. Cunt.
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>>750643115The last Gamer
>>750657879mixed is with the chink reviews not counted
>>750643115where is the lie bro?
>>750656820I can't believe Nintendo took this away from us. Being able to "Yeah" a post is the funniest shit.
>>750669770China isn't going to save you retard.
>>750652519Nooooooooo! Not Fez II!!! Noooooooooo! Anyway.
>>750669696>Women basically think they're sick and then shit out a baby-looking figure, blood and puss randomly one day.I remember listening to a friend back in college about this and it was one of the more bizarre interactions I've had.>Sharing family stories>She (30+ year old woman) confides how she experienced a miscarriage>Ask her more about it>She pulls out a collage of her, her husband, 2 children and some red blob>I nod, stonefaced>Apparently she literally just had a miscarriage without her knowing she was even pregnant at all. >OB told her that stress from working whilst going to school probably did itShe named the blob too. Rain or something. I really didn't know how to react aside from saying "I'm sorry to hear that".
>>750663465god i remember thistranny freak retard mishears some engrish as "retarded" and gets dogpiled on by the entire fucking internet for it. the song existed in P5 for years, the lyrics are easily available online, and outside of a battle it's pretty easy to hear the intended words
>>750663556Goddamnit Kamiya is so cool>>750667442>hack that hasn't been relevant in a decadeSuch a hack that Capcom poached him from Platinum Games where he was making 30x what he made at Capcom before founding PG. Meaning he's probably the most valuable game designer, by hiring costs alone, in all of Japan.Though that's mostly because the Japs are company men that get a job at 18 and die doing the same job. People don't just switch jobs there.
>>750668897Glad someone saved the original story.
>>750659279kek look at this raped chudTLOU2 AKA GOTY 2020 anally raped /v/ so hard they're still seething to this day
>>750669696>The reality is it isn't the laughable 1-in-183 births are stillborn. It is closer to 1-in-4. Maybe 1-in-3. That is generally why the successful birth is met with such mental anguish. And it happens so unceremoniously and privately here too because you can't talk about it. Social stigma. Women basically think they're sick and then shit out a baby-looking figure, blood and puss randomly one day. Typically in private because they run to the bathroom assuming they're sick, and no one is allowed to speak about it so they suffer their shame in silence because again you see the official story is "1-in-183" so you must have something wrong with you, goy. Now get back to breeding.Anon, you're retarded.
>>750653507Most good games do
>>750670107What has he been working on lately? NOTHING.
>>750669909now show the recent reviews, idiot
>>750669696Are you insinuating women are just shitting out half-baked babies at work and not saying ANYTHING about it?
>>750670364Okami 2?
>>750670374>And they said the company doesn't offer free lunches
>>750670364What has he been working on lately?ur mom
>>750653364I've never seen a more appropriate looksmatch
>>750643115bretty good
>>750661656The fuck did they do to piss of the chinks?
>>750639604Typical jew acting out of spite
>>750670371>Mixed is without the chinese reviews>Shows that China has the entirety of the negatives>N-no, the recent ones, RECENT!Dude, fucking stop.
>>750643084What does Eduardo have anything to do with this?
>>750670826Got rid of infinite loops because the game is in EA.They hated it because they had to actually engage with the game, I'm not even kidding.
>>750671009For some reason, reading chinese runes makes me laugh
>>750655028Why are you here?
>>750662153I miss when people with 'status' had balls to do shit like this. Kamiya is a fuckin asshole but this shit is still funny, and western video game journalists are ALL jokes that should be dunked on worse than cosplayers because at least you can fap to their onlyfans
>>750651062>Screenshotting and posting your personal cord dramaHoly shit, go back
>>750663985Not that halo was any good but that DD game did suck donkey dicks hard
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>>750664949Lmao if this was a blizzard forum id ask if this was pirat_nations ego running out of control already
>>750640778damn, you really triggered all the cocksucking boomers lol
>>750640778HOLY BASED
>>750657045Jared is untouchable, only this fuckin angel can walk away from a lying cosplayer whore marriage, start an onlyfans and still be successful. Granted his views suck but the fucker is still funnier than say JonTron ever was despite having a 10th of the views
>>750671414Yea we used to be passionate about our hobbies before social media and all the SSRI's turned your mind into mud now go off to tiktok lil guy -shakes keychain- jangle jingle, ooh this ones shiny hehe
>>750656803this is the correct way to be anti woke. just care 100% about quality. woke people rarely create good stuff, and when they do you praise it. showing them that they are the crazy ones and you are the rational ones
>>750656428>Man with a male name need pronouns in his bio
>>750667205Rise of the Triad is Tom Hall coping about the rejection of his work. It was originally a Wolfenstein sequel.Hall took the Doom Bible that Id software turned down, scrapped a good chunk of the content, changed a bunch of names and repurposed it to make it work with the Wolfenstein IP, keeping characters and plot points. Then Romero FUCKED HIM OVER AGAIN by calling Apogee and cancelling the Wolfenstein sequel, probably because they didn't want to deal with a Doom competitor.So Hall had to repurpose his bible a third time for a new IP, which ended up becoming Rise of the Triad.
A lot of content has been posted into the "Posts I've saved (4chan /v/ edition)" on account of their being discord(DOT)gg(SLASH)aQxXrEwcbj
>>750671751I sometimes watch some of his videos again and they really do hold up, fuck the lying whore for slandering him.
>>750671949>Policeman is now 24
>>750657634Combination of China review bombing over nerfs (they take those personally) and western bombing over politics (Anita was involved in making the nigger more black and more dressed up).
>>750663985based DSP
During a GiantBomb's Livestream at Twitch about Killzone 3, I wrote in the chat "Shut up Patrick, you ruined everything for everybody" and all of them went silent and ruined their vibe. It was 2013. Good times.
>>750672068Okay? None of the changes the fact that RoTT is still a violent game though.
>>750640047the real reason troons hate that game
>>750672623>None of the*None of that
>>750672623And?He still spent a year working on the bible, got rejected, got hired by Apogee, they asked him to lead the Wolfenstein sequel because they were absolute amateurs, and he didn't want to see his work totally wasted as he was clearly invested by that point.
>>750639604I only ever saw this guy's tweets, but only found out recently that he also has a YouTube channel and boy do I regret ever having clicked on one of his videos. Do all jews sound like flamboyant faggots?
>>750661772Everyones lost their balls in the past 5 years and it sucks
>>750673246I think it's more that NDAs are more common and lawyers have their eyes on employee's social media more
>>750643115LMAO this is the Chudd Final Boss.
>>750654527You're a newfag.Most PC games (that weren't dogshit to distract kids) were story focused. That's why adventure games and RPGs began there, probably in part because PCs weren't well-equipped for arcade style games like on consoles (have you seen DOS 'action' games?).
>>750673298Everyones in their biblical greed arc like they all know shits comin and theyre hoarding up, i dont like it .
>>750670176I am a collector of fine Finn/Spurdo memes. I see you too are a man of taste.
>>750670364>What has he been working on lately? NOTHING.He's literally the director of his dream project at Capcom with a limitless budget: Okami 2. Bait used to have effort. You're the newest of faggots, newfag.
>>750670093There is nothing to say. Just keep an eye on them if you care. That's all. It is no wonder women go insane.>>750670374Yes, 100%.>>750670298>Anon, you're retarded.It is a fact for humans. Blacks and mexicans however, not so much. But for the human races, it is indeed that grim.
>>750656428cute PFP at the top
>>750656987>>750657045we don't talk shit about Stuttering Craig here
>>750642846>fill in the tankDo they have gasoline yet where you live anon?
>>750669180There's 40 year old on 4chan stupid nigger.
>>750651062>today anon finds out he is color blind
>>750656820>>750652130someone post little timmy
>>750667773The whole internet acts like 4chan but they don't have the self awareness to realize the internet is not that serious. I swear, we're going to see a rise in aneurysms because the average retard gets so worked up about nothing these days.
>>750675371Don't you mean "Little Tom">>750656651
>>750673038The thing is, there's this misconception that Tom Hall didn't like working on violent games just because they're violent (one that I'm surprised to see still floating around after all these years) when the truth is that he just didn't like that iD was going back to making games with little to no plot like in their Softdisk days despite having just let him build an entire world for Commander Keen. Tom wanted iD's games to have more of a focus on narrative since the technology was getting to the point where they could have more fleshed out stories told ingame but this caused Doom's development to slow down considerably which is why they ended up abandoning the idea. Him wanting to make more Commander Keen games wasn't necessarily because they were more lighthearted but moreso because he wanted to expand on Keen's lore, meanwhile the rest of the team wanted to focus on technological advancements and gameplay instead. If the violence alone and wanting to contextualize it was that big of an issue for him then I doubt we would've gotten RoTT as we know it today since it doesn't really have that much more of a story than Doom did, plus I can't say I've ever seen him go on record saying that he didn't like working on it or anything of the sort.>TL;DRTom didn't hate making violent games, he just didn't like that iD wouldn't let him tell stories anymore.
>>750654134True, it's worse than Eastern Europe, it's Balkan
>>750656803BASED jordan
>>750643175That's brutal because Slay The Spire is a terrible game
>>750673090>Do all jews sound like flamboyant faggots?Yeah
>>750670593>somewhere, this guy is living his life, not even thinking about nor remembering most of the completely cringe shit he wrote on the internet as a kid>blissfully unaware that he has never been forgotten for this post
>>750676464>so painfully underaged that he thinks a person writing about videogames on usenets in 1997 was a child>so painfully underaged he thinks people are "ashamed" of writing nigger and faggot onlinei just know you're like 5'1
>>750671751>gets slandered by bpd whore>goes dark>comes back with receipts and btfos herI almost never watch his shit but I respect the move
>>750672389Yeah well he was basedProbably still is
>>750640778fr fr on god fag
>>750676290I miss peak bonbi...
>>750663102Unfathomably based.I miss him... RIP
>>750656820>My dad broke my leg again
>>750670207Don't you have another bomb to make, Neil?
>>750648573and they're cringe and retarded toonot as retarded as he is though, that game literally got the studio shut down and he's claiming it sold well. this really should've ended anything resembling a career in games journalism for him.
>>750666297>Trip to see an office>Free pass to something that happens every year and is live streamedlol
>>750667773Yeah, just in time for Jeets and AI to drown out what's left of the industry before we hit economic/societal destruction because of companies over-investing into said AI.
>>750656398Schizos are always gonna schizo, just like how you are always going to think you're smarter than you are.
>>750648573It's not based because he's wrong.
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>>750678513This is very cute
>>750651062https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwCueDLEuXM
>>750652207>the last time peeved pedro said something right >still got mogged to death poor fat enrique
>>750664338Jesus fuck, I actually forgot about this shit. Funny to look at now and feels like something from another world.
>>750640778"ma'am" this is a video game board
>>750655594>be right >but the updoots You're a spiritual redditor.
>>750655897>>750656557>guys guys guys>we would have totally done crazy stuff with this at the time 25 year old RTS source code No, you wouldn't have, you larping candyasses. Nobody would.
>>750664338In his defense I'm pretty sure he made fun of himself for this down the line. Although it is the kind of rant you'd expect at 13 not 23
>>750678971>>750678813I don't know if it's cause I got desensitized because of the kind of shit people put on the internet nowadays but I read all of that just now and I have no reaction. It's really whatever.
>>750653364>americanto be honest, they look like a different nationality....it's probably nothing, or maybe it IS real....
>>750680823The fact that it's demo makes it funnier
>>750660024At least some posters in /k/ actually own and fired guns. Nobody plays games here.
>>750639604I fucking hate this disgusting dysgenic jew so fucking much
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>>750643175I'd feel worse if Bungie didn't completely bring this upon themselves by their own retarded incompetency
>>750658471Last one doesn't make sense, if the brown one supports Trump, then he is a citizen, what he should be worried for?
>>750653364My credit card interest just went up 2% looking at this picture
Has this anon ever resurfaced recently?
>>750640992Dude’s a fag who wears nail polish lmao
>>750657383>ironically he is not wrongYes, because people wanna hear five paragraphs of cringe reddit meme VO dialogue for a two-step fetch mission, instead of a one sentence line for an hour long optional quest and then just continuing with the gameThis is what happens when game Cali game studios hire failed authors
>>750645606I don't get what this one means. Don't criticize content you chose to engage with? Can't you use that as cope for literally any shitty part of a game?
>>750660069>honestly based as hellGo to bed, Jason
>>750654134>>750675694The difference between Eastern Europe and the Balkans is the same as the difference between India and PakistanThey're the same animal just some of them call themselves Muslim now
>>750654502Your ancestral enemies.
>>750682991Leftists have no theory of mind for their political opponents so they project their own racism onto them and think Trump supporters want every brown person out of the country regardless of their citizenship status and that ICE is deporting US citizens if they are minorities.
>>750656987What the fuck do you think a grifter is? If anything the seething tranny is the grifter here.
>>750670298kys chud
