Would you buy one?
can i fuck it?
wheres figure 9 where it sucks your dick
Will it say mcdonalds for me to skip ads?
living_fleshlight with INTERACTTIVE COMPANION APPARATUS
>>750638339this one simple question btfos 99% of corporate proposals
There used to be this thing called "friends" that did all this and more, but zoomers wouldn't know about that.
>>750638419Can "friends" ride my cock while I game?
>>750638275Yes, but only if she looked like this
>>750638419This seems to be more like a little brother replacement
>>750638339fpbp
>>750638275hahahha...
>fig 8god i'm so lonely
I just hang out with my action figures when I play games
>>750638419You refused to protect society so this is the future you chose unc
>>750638660>>750638339both of these
>>750639037What I wouldn't give for a MIPS sexdoll.
You won't just live to see man-made horrors; you'll line up to buy them.
>>750639108i don't need to comprehend the horrors. i would just like to fuck them
>>750639108If they made one of those shapped like a pigeon, Tesla would be first in line
>>750638275Not in that shape, no
>>750638275If I can fu->>750638339This
I dont want just a vidya companion. I also want a maid
>>750638650yeah
>>750638275>Post-Session Attachment BehaviorSex?
I feel lonely seeing this
can it be a boy and can i fuck it
>>750638275>2002This would have been the gamer equivalent of those plush toys that spoke to kids when they were going to bed. It would have come with a game built for it to interact with.
>>750638275I prefer the racist robot
>>750639426>Face is a screen>Still uses a phoneShe should just be running her favorite net-apps locally.
>>750639753I agree he should probably die.
>>750639778>having botnet spyware installed on your companion bot It's better if she's fully disconnected from the net.
>>750639753>sees generic white guys>immediately suggests you should kill himBlackrock would already have this funded by 2016
Only if it can also insult me for doing bad.
>>750638339
>>750638275only if I can modify it into looking like a fox that giggles and calls me a pervert if i rub its lower back
>>750641250heh
>>750639482for me it's this
>>750642017>you will never have a kuromi companion for shared video game and sex experiences
>>750638275Did they patent the concept of friends?
>>750642538but now if i don't want to play a movie it will feel bad
>>750639037Mips is a BOY, you're GAY
>>750643007It's not gay if it's TDM, fag
>>750638275make it a hot bitch with big titties and this will sell like stovetop stuffing on thanksgiving.
>>750638339Anon you HAVE to fuck it. It's in the TOS.
>>750638275>Interactive companion apparatus, tell me that you love me and are proud of me>"I love you and I am proud of you">:D
>>750642681You probably will, actually. All the pieces are there.
>>750643007So?
>>750643178This but unironically.
>>750643007Drawing boys as sexy girls is simultaneously the highest form respect and disrespect.
>>750638339>first thought is "can I fuck it?">look in thread>first post
>>750642691No, they're patenting a Furby with a speaker and hooked up to your local network sending a video feed to a chat bot that watches and "reacts" to the game(s) it "sees".
>>750638275I'd rather have this than a woman.
>>750643062Make it Roll-chan I will buy 2.
>>750638419we can't have friends over anymore because of Covid
>>750638932>PopeyeBased.
>>750642538>post-session attachment behavior they knew exactly what the fuck they were doing.
>>750644524>Patent is from 2002They've been doing this for a long time
