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fanbase were all troons trying to push weird ideology nonsense onto a video game.
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>>750637391
If by everybody you mean this board, its because its full of cucks, and agp tranny faggots who want to self insert into a lesbian
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>>750637391
like 5 people with botted likes on Twitter cared.
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Two biggest fears of transgenders
A straight biological woman
A woman capable of reproduction
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>>750637391
1. it's hamfisted propaganda
2. playing as a woman who gets fucked by cocks is gay, kamiya knew this
female protags should be chaste or femme lesbian (see lara croft)
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>>750637391
retards that started at bayo2 instead of the first one, so they cope with stupid bullshit at any kind of advances and banter between her and luka in the first game.
they were probably latefags that even got the re-release of the second game that didn't came with bayo1
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i dont care
she looked bi from the first game (teasing the guy) and the chemistry with Jaen
being mad at pixels is fucking retarded anyway
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There's more homosexual men in the world than women. If you losers would get off the internet you'd know this
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>>750637391
Why are you still obsessing over this 3 years later? Bayo 3 flopped btw.
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>>750637391
sex-havers have no place in my hobby
unless it's my self-insert, every character should be chaste virgins
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>>750637391
Libshits are constantly trying to claim things as gay as a way of exerting power, and nothing makes them seethe more than having their exertion of power denied.
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>>750638121
This
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>>750637780
>retards that started at bayo2
SO it was Nintendo fan I fucking knew it they are such retarded pieces of shit.
We need to ban Ninten do fan from this board entirely.
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>>750637391
Can't you closeted gays post women from the from side instead of twisted with a hint of face and boobs to show the shitter?
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>>750638196
newfag
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Ever notice how no one ever discusses Bayonetta 3's gameplay? They only talk about the "controversy"
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>>750638327
I've been here for months you stupid bitch, Nintendo fan have been a cancer on this entire hobby.
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>>750637391
>many people
You know it, I know it, everyone know it why.
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It's been fucking years man why are you still so obsessed with this shit?
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>>750637780
The entire joke of Luka is that he has zero chance with her and is an idiot. Then it's slowly subverted as we learn he's good with kids and legitimately cares, but that's kind of a "reform the woobie" situation, not a serious 180.
She sure as hell wouldn't go to hell and back for him like she would for Jeanne.
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>>750637982
>lesbians beating the gay out of each other
lol
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>>750638046
is that a troon seethy I see?
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>>750638356
>I've been here for months
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>>750638336
ever notice how no one ever discusses any gameplay for any game?
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>>750639014
Retard.
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>>750639082
Not true at all lmao. You're just coping.
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>>750639171
the only one coping is this deluded yuritroon >>750638883
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>>750639474
another person coping doesn't preclude you from also coping
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wouldnt troons be against the game since she's too attractive?
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>>750637391
Did she and Boruto produce an overpowered child yet?
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>>750639539
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>>750639568
kek
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>>750639539
no they absorb anything they possibly can. You ever see the blob remake? its like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JR9PWLPaG1c
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>>750637391
It was just some weirdos on x/Twitter, no one else cared
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>>750639568
the child has to be stabbed at her belly to become overpowered, otherwise no, she's as clumsy and her father
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>>750637452
Pretty much this. The fans thought her being gay furthered "the cause" and more and more yuri because troons love self incerting as a woman
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>>750637780
Who the fuck has played the second game but not the first one?
The first one is on more systems, and they packed the first one in with the second one when they released it on Wii U, just in case people hadn't played it.
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>>750637391
Retarded developers will over sexualize everything in their game and then everyone is surprised when sexual degenerates (troons) take interest and project their own depraved fantasies.
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Socially autistic tumblrtards will totally see a friendship in a video game and go "based gay representation!".
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>>750638356
>ive been here for months
REEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD YOU NEWFAG NORMALNIGGER
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>>750638883
>She sure as hell wouldn't go to hell and back for him like she would for Jeanne.
>She wouldn't go to hell and back for a man she's yet to start a relationship with, but would for a good friend
Yeah, no shit. Do you think straight relationships begin with happily ever after or something? The fuck kind of point is this?
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>>750637391
>people
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I was extremely confused when the gay alphabet got so pissy,there was a part of fandom that supported Cereza being a lesbo with Jeanne??This is a Japanese game on a Nintendo console FFS.And I honestly don't think these "people" even play these games,too busy shouting on the internet
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>>750637391
because bayonetta fans are all dykes and trannies
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>>750637534
He was talking about twitter types actually
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>This 6’6 alpha-himbo is fucking the target of your perverse AGP desires and you’re basically STUPID!!!
>Click HERE to find out how!
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>>750638883
>She sure as hell wouldn't go to hell and back for him
Yes she would. In the first game alone they both saved each other's lives multiple times.
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>>750639953
I mean, yeah. If you play the games Bayo's relationship with Jeane is very clearly "they're like sisters because they grew up together", and Bayo's sexuality is very clearly "she likes men in theory, but none of them are man enough to take her".
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>>750637391
Because straight parenthood is the ultimate antithesis to the carefree self-centered lifestyle many still believe to be an easier, more affordable, less stressful valid alternative.
Watching some person or a character exude an example of transition from the latter to former is painfully illusion-breaking to them.
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>>750637391
>only 1 child
why is that when these overpowered bullshit characters like Bayonetta they just have like 1 brat and then that's it? does "being heroic" mean that you also have immense self control and have already planned a family 1000 years prior or something? one would assume that bayo would fuck like a rabbit and break any and all beds possible. 1 kid does not match with the amount of cum she would extract.
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>>750639539
>>750639584
Oh, they hated Bayonetta at first. This franchise is a prime example of feminists and troons trying to co-opt something they originally hated and rallied against.
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>>750639780
the first game was always bundled as a first release bonus, that's why i'm calling the retards that started with 2 as latefags
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I'm mostly frustrated with the treatment of Luka in 3, on the hand the made him a non-character, just a shadow you chase after, and at the same time they bent over backward to make him so cosmically important, he was more charming as a regular human trying to keep up with things above his pay-grade. Bayo/Luka could have been a nice pay-off if they had developped it properly but 3 certainly didn't do that.
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>>750637391
Troons constantly need "validation" from outside sources because deep down even they know what they're doing is a joke. When any amount of their delusion they have built up breaks they crack and go insane.
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>>750640401
Why would you ever start with 2?
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>>750637391
generational aura loss for /u/boats
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>>750640436
Agree. I like Luka but it's too sudden IMO, but it's Bayonetta and Platinum has been mismanaging it (amongst other things) forever now so fuck it.
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>>750638356
gr8 b8 m8
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The only controversy was that stupid bitch VA lying her ass off.
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>>750640495
because latefags only got the re-release of 2
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>>750640561
Why would you ever pick up number 2 first, when you have a console where both games are available? That doesn't make any sense.
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>>750640505
the other one was confirming that jeff liked to roam /u/
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>>750640597
Same reason why normalfags would only buy a Resident Evil 9 and ignore the other games before it? It's retarded, obviously, but I don't know get how you're still stuck on this.
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>>750640649
Same with Ace Combat 8
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>>750637452
Obsessed
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>>750637391
>troons
>people
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>>750640436
>>750640519
It almost feels like you were supposed to play Bayonetta Origins first, to know who Lukaon is.
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>>750637391
Her genre of game tends to attract autists. Almost all troons are on the spectrum. I'll let you put 2 and 2 together.
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>>750637391
For starters she was straight since game 1 as she actually mused about the fact of wanting to have kids.
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>>750640649
RE1 is antiquated grandpa gaming. Bayo1 and 2 are virtually identical.
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Enough back-and-forth.
What’s your favorite Bayo series song?
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>>750640710
Obsessed
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>>750640970
i liked al fine
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>>750640929
Red Dead 1 and Red Dead 2. BotW and TotK. TLOU 1 + 2. Plague Tale Requiem and Innocence. Move the goalposts again, I accept your concession
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>>750640929
>RE1 is antiquated grandpa gaming
skill issue.
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>>750637391
Because Luka is extremely uninteresting, her daughter sucks ass and is a shit attempt at new protag and Bayo 3 in general sucked ass
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>>750641114
Who the hell is playing ToTK before BotW or Last of us " before Last of Us?
RDR2 maybe. There was like a ten year gap their, and RDR1 didn't even get proper current gen ports for a while.
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>>750640929
people could simply say RE4 and it still works you know
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>>750637391
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>>750641893
Have you ever been in the REmake threads?
Its a war between Original and Remake players
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At least there won't be a 4th one.
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>>750637391
Posers/LARPERS became the fanbase.
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>>750637391
God I love big titties
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>>750637391
Bayonetta used to be the favorite SJW example of muh male gaze and was viciously attacked with all the usual rhetoric and accusations, but when the retarded ideologues lost that PR fight they tried to pivot to the usual "actually this is for the girls and the gays teehee" subversion to pretend they were in control of the narrative. Too bad the people who make the games never gave a fuck about Anita Sarkeesian and her ilk so eventually the lies and gaslighting collapsed.
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>>750644618
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>>750644694
>>750640375
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>>750644759
ah
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>>750637685
>(see lara croft)
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>>750640375
>>750644759
>>750644876
and kek
that is exactly what fucking happened
she's even more fucking modest than her, holy shit
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>>750637391
It's all dumbshit multiverse stuff in 3 anyway. Isn't it 3 Bayonetta specifically that wants to be a mom? Maybe Bayo 1+2 was the gay universe or whatever.

3s not as bad as some ppl say but it's definitely still disappointing
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>>750637534
Retard.
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>>750638196
>>750638356
Least obvious tendie false flag.
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>>750639584
>goomba fallacy
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>>750637391
Don’t know, I tried her game and realized it’s just shitty DMC for gooners and troons, so I dropped it. I hate her for ruining a whole fucking smash bros game
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She's the most obvious lesbian ever. A blind man could see it lol
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>>750637685
Kys transbian faggot
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i hate longneck bayo
short thick pigtail braids bayo is hot
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>>750645635
>WHAAAATTT!!!!??!? A WOMAN WITH SHORT HAIR, SEXUALLY PROVOCATIVE OUTFITS/BEHAVIOR, AND A FRIEND WHO DOES THE SAME....AREN'T LESBIANS?!
I know anon is trolling but there were faggots like Wollie and Pat who automatically assume that because two characters have chemistry that they they must have a romantic relationship. Gay niggas and faggots, all of those types of people. Hypocrites, concerning stereotypes.
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>She's the most obvious lesbian ever. A blind man could see it lol
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>>750645743
>i hate longneck bayo
fuck you
>short thick pigtail braids bayo is hot
but this is true
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>>750644904
I would pose in front of that for a photo op if I was a tourist
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>>750645861
lol
lmao
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>>750645861
>the troon stopping to glare at the camera
/v/ personified whenever you mention trannies
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>>750645861
lol bongs are so fucked
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>>750641065
Obsessed
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>>750644990
>Maybe Bayo 1+2 was the gay universe or whatever.
uhuh
insane mentally gymnastics by crazy people trying to force their degeneracy into everything
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>>750644990
she says that she's down to babymaking in the first game
>3s not as bad as some ppl say but it's definitely still disappointing
agreed, gameplay wise it's still competent, albeit quite a change to the original flow of the first games (still better and fun than the not-deviltrigger shit that they added in 2 though), but the tired multiverse plot and what >>750640436 says really makes it sour my impression. even more when you read shit like originally the island hub area was more explorable ala super mario 64's castle, or that the final boss looked more imponent
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>>750638356
>I've been here for months
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Why are yurifags almost exlusively trans?
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>>750647915
why do you think?
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>>750647915
It's a fetish for cucks and fags.
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>>750637391
because they made her love interest an irrelevant shitty character after establishing a much better character for years (jeanne)
people justifying this in this thread because jeanne is a woman just proves that this board doesn't care about video games, go back to watching asmongold
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>>750637391
Big Italian Cock cucked her troon lesbian self insert fanbase into hating her
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>>750637391
Because she comes off in the games like an over the top tranny drag queen performer, which attracted a lot of homo fans over the years.
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>>750648803
Jeane is Virgil. She was never at any point a love interest.
You transbians need to get off this shit.
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I'm looking forward to Bayonetta 4
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>>750650850
It's never happening lol. Kamiya left Platinum and then the entire company imploded.
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>>750637391
Bayonetta has an interesting timeline.
First the faggots and dykes hated it because it was about a hot woman being slutty and made no secret of it.
Thenz when they realize they have zero incluence and nobody cares about their opinions they flipped to claiming to have always lived her because "Yaaas slay kween!"
And then when the third game simply focused back on the romance with Luka from the first game they had a fit because they're a bunch of parasocial autists who think two women can't be friends without being dykes and had long assumed that Bayonetta was scissoring Jeanne.
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>>750652075
I thought they were sisters
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>>750638356
Bait or genuinely retarded, i can't tell
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I didn't like it because Luka FUCKING SUCKS.
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>>750642068
Thanks for the clarification, Mr. Kamiya.
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>>750640540
>I DEMAND A RAISE(because I'm a stupid bitch who thinks $1=1 yen)
>YOU WILL OBEY MY DEMAND
>I AM BAYONETTA, I CANNOT BE REPLACED
>gets replaced for the final game
>barely anyone noticed the VA swap
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>>750652075
Unironically chuds didn't gatekeep enough. Because exactly as you said, yeah people hated Bayonetta because despite her design trying to be 'sexy', it was trying too hard. The game did okay, it had decent difficulty, characters were okay, but most people forgot about Bayo. But exactly because men ended up not really liking Bayo as a coom symbol, she became a "dyke" instead for the tumblrites.
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>>750638356
B....Based. Even tourists are aware how much of a cancer Tendies are simply by interacting with them for a few months.
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>>750645828
Unironically, people today are turning into, paradoxically, incredibly hypersexual prudes. Despite how sexless everything is required to be with their full support, it's impossible for two people to just even be friends unless there's sex involved. And if they aren't blatantly fucking, it just means they're secretly fucking. They literally cannot comprehend the idea of any kind of bond between two people that doesn't involve or revolve around sex in some capacity.
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>>750653305
yup
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>>750652173
They're umbran sisters as in they belong to the same coven, but they don't actually have the same parents.
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>>750637391
Bayonetta would make an excellent mother. She just pretends like that's not the case.
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>>750653857
The entire series is a huge allegory for parenthood with Bayonetta and Luka at the center of it.
In the first game Balder brings Bayonetta as a small child from the past and she ends up mistaking her present self for her mother Rosa, but because Bayonetta is busy fighting angels she enlists Luka's help to care for the girl.
In the second game they once again find themselves caring for a kid, Loki, the fractured teenage self of the god Aesir.
In the third game they meet their own daughter from an alternate timeline, Viola, who spends most of the game trying to help Luka as he is consumed by a strange curse, and Bayonetta takes to calling her Kitty as a sign of affection.
In Origins Cereza (Bayonetta's younger self from the first game) is training to become a witch and accidentally summons a baby demon called Cheshire and has to care for him because she doesn't know how to return him to hell yet.
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>>750654182
It's actually confirmed that Origins Cereza is Bayo 3's Cereza. Which is stupid because it means she forgot Cheshire and showed absolutely no interest or acknowledgement towards him in 3.
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>>750637391
only gays complained, but they shouldn't be considered people
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>>750654307
It's a problem with the release order of the games, they couldn't have Bayonetta acknowledge Cheshire or Lukaon in 3 because this would entirely spoil Origins, they should have released Origins first and then modified 3 so she acknowledges both of them.
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what are you FOOLS doing??
POST BAYO
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>>750655654
/v/ is and always will be contrarian
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>>750654437
Hmm but then that means she'd be in a love triangle with Luca and Lucaon....hmmm
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>>750654182
You forgot all that shit about Luka being the "fairy werewolf king" or whatever in 3.
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>>750637391
>>750640072
>>750640375
video game and anime girls love me only and have sex with me only and not weak loser gay nerds who play their game
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>>750637391
The same reason why there is a push Link and Cloud to be "LGBT icons"
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lgbts will say “love is love” then send rape threats to an artist’s children for drawing a heterosexual couple
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>>750638356
>I've been here for months you stupid bitch
newfag calls himself a newfag and calls the fag calling him a newfag a bitch alongside low iq.

shazam
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>>750637391
because that's fucking queer erasure you fucking CHUD
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>>750657923
>months

get this newfag outta here desu
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>>750637391
Wasn't even the real Bayonetta, it was the main Bayo character from from the third game's shitty multiverse retcon which completely invalidates the whole mastery over time and space thing they had going in the first two.
I am convinced the entire shitty game was Kamiya going scorched earth on Platinum while half the production was recycling old Platinum assets like Astral Chain to save money.
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>>750640375
stellar blade was coomerslop then and still is coomerslop now
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>>750655654
severe lack of bush
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Nothing I love more than seeing tranny """lesbians""" seethe when the characters they project themselves onto don't actually have their mental illnesses.
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>>750637653
Yeah this was one of those Grummz issues where a screencap of a random complaint by somebody with four followers gets posted by a culture warrior as an epidemic

Ray William Johnson in spirit
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>older sister is a normalfag (married and works in law)
>younger sister is a fat wokie obsessed with sanrio and always instigates arguments
>few months ago
>older sister and brother-in-law visit to tell us that she's pregnant
>younger sister makes a passive aggressive joke about how pregnancy is like having a parasite and that having a kid would ruin her life
>they get into a really bad argument
>parents get involved and tell off younger sister
>angriest I've seen my older sister in my life
>younger sister ends the argument by telling all of us to go fuck ourselves and slams her door
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>>750637391
Cause fags are looking for representation in videogames. They don't care out the games nor the characters at all
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>>750637653
Social media has been a joke ever since I learned you could buy tons of likes, followers, and comments for chump change. Before that it was just a easy way to dox yourself.
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>>750661780
>>younger sister makes a passive aggressive joke about how pregnancy is like having a parasite and that having a kid would ruin her life
shes not wrong lmao
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>>750661780
cool blog dude, where can I unsubscribe?
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>>750638046
Bayo 3 was made on 50$ and a pizza
That shit can't flop even if it tries to
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>>750640375
Portraying these freaks as cute girls is how that kotaku in action shit lost from day 1
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>>750637391
>when it turned out
There was no "turning out", she was always straight and flirted like hell with Luka.
y*ritrannies just projected their tourist retardation onto the series, as they always do because they are mentally ill.
>>750637780
No, it's just troons that watch clips on youtube or saw other yuri shipfaggots do this.
Fagshippers are always this brain damaged.
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>>750640375
Probably soon to be updated with that Family Time game if the developer miraculously doesn't cuck out and add fag options to the game.
Unfortunately I see them winning, not a day goes by without them spamming the steam forums or his xitter page
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>>750640375
Fixed
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>>750637452
/a/ is full of those, trannies are OBSESSED with yuri
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>>750637391
Wish Dungeon Meshi author did the same, that retard killed dungeon meshi popularity to avoid offending troons
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The fags who claimed she was gay were always secondaries.
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>>750644904
Nu Lara is gay, OG Lara had a husband who died in a plain crash rendering her chaste.
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>>750645861
he looks like he jack off to futa
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>>750637391
Bayonetta doesn't look like that
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Is this an actual Bayonetta thread? Any tips on Joys and G&Gs on NSIC?
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I feel like I need to expand my moveset in Bayo, because I tend to use the same 8 or so combos, and it nets me PP, but it makes the game feel samey.
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Casuals will cry about Route 666 and space harrier, but real niggas know these faggots are the absolute worst.
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>>750637391
Angry that she isn't my mother.
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>>750666008
First game yuri baited me though.
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>>750668605
Well, y*ritrannies having no media literacy isn't anything new
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>>750637391
I thought she was a carpet muncher. I don't mind. But if it was yuribait and at the last minute they decided she was straight I would be mad. Like if suddenly Soldier 76 was gay for whatever reason, or changed the name of an established character because it was deemed offensive afterwards I would also be mad
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Glasses are so fucking ugly, killed all my interest in Bayonetta
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>>750668605
>is straight
>clearly likes luka and teases him sexually
>is romantically involved with luka in 3
>hurr durr yuribait
You didn't play the game, post trophies
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>>750637391
I thought more people were angry about the performance quality of Bayo 3
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>>750665609
Then they need to follow their leader
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>>750665609
And if you say anything even remotely critical of any of it or them leaving their containment board... lol
>>750668845
This shit legit makes me happy as fuck, got endless ammo against some of the worst subhumans in regards to discussing anything Japanese media related.
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>>750637391
Because the lgtbabbq had at that point claimed her as a lgtbaqi+-/\ icon. So you can imagine how they must have felt to have held a straight white woman who wants to be a mom as one of their idols.
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>>750668925
>he liked steins gaye too
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>>750668710
>first game
>in 3
You're some kind of retarded, and you have my sympathy
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>>750669226
>establish something in the first game
>then cut forward in time to discuss the 3rd
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>>750669164
Not surprising
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>>750669164
He is literally us
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>>750637391
>Why did so many people get angry
No one got angry. Why are you making things up?
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>>750668260
>>750667883
No one wants to discuss the actual game?
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>>750637391
>it turned out
First game btw.
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>>750637391
All women are lesbians unless its you are a certain type
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>>750666840
nice try, troon
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Kamiya has a type doesn't he
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>>750669164
It's a good anime.
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>>750669259
>Get Yuri bated by the first game having two sexy naked witch ladies who like kissing and touching each other.
>realize it isn't a Yuri game but anon still calls you dumb because the 3rd game.
Yes please tell me more anon. Were you born broken. Or did you hit your head when you were young?
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>>750637391
Built for lubed up ass fucking
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>>750644904
>tourists bad
>tourist (brown rapist) good
this is your brain on communism
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>>750669724
Post your trophies, you HAVE played the game right?
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>>750669724
>who like kissing and touching each other.
Where was this in the first game?
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>>750669761
It's especially funny when you think about places like Hawaii being entirely propped up by tourist economies and yet hating tourists
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>>750669813
>he didn't get the secret ending with a 25 minute lesbian sex scene
It unlocks when you complete all chapters with all characters on NSIC getting PP
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>>750669786
>post your shit so I can do you faggot
Yah nah. Get fucked.
>>750669851
Before the part with the motorcycles but after the part with the big screaming demon thing
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>>750669931
>didn't play the game
Classic /v/
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>>750669950
>Wrong
Also classic/v/
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>>750670529
What's your strategy for the 3 Kinships in verse 6 of chapter 9 for NSIC?
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>>750637391
Because heterosexuality is controversial in 2026
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>>750637391
>so many people
every fucking thing wrong with the past 15 years stems from people giving way too much weight to a handful of literal whos on twitter
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>>750670660
Hit it until it's dead
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>>750637391
It was a bunch of people who never actually played the first game.
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>>750638121
>Libshits
*Communists
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>>750670808
So you haven't played it, and judging from this thread, none of you people have
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>>750637391
I didn't
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>>750640012
>twitter types
Yeah, like most of /v/
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>>750670854
Imagine being this confidently wrong again
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>>750670956
Stream yourself playing it
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>>750669412
Again that's the problem. Anyone who thinks she was gay never played the first game.
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>>750637391
>bayonetta releases
>"bayo is sexist"
>nintendo enters publishing deal for sequels
>"bayo is a gay icon actually"
I am noticing.
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>>750669865
-_-
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>>750671064
>Dox yourself for my amusment
Yeah sure thing bud I'll get right on that. So what's your opinions on the instant death qtes and why do you think the rocket shoes were amazing.
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>playing games on /v/ is doxxing
Sick of this rerun
Fact is that besides me and maybe a few others, /v/ has not played Bayonetta
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>>750671361
Streaming shit and thus providing information about yourself and your location isn't doxing. I know all about you techno wizard jews and your dirty tricks. Youre like a nasty little vampire begging me to let you in. Now answer my questions you toad
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>>750671593
You can just stream the game lil newfag, of course, /v/ doesn't play games
You haven't posted trophies, or even strategies
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>>750671361
>engaging with literal ESL faggotrannies
Couldn't be me, do better anon.
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Why do people always equip Shuraba? It's like they don't understand the game
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>>750671641
What part of
>dox yourself
>Nah
Do you not get anon?
[Spoiler]Truth is I only played bayo 1 because I got Yuri baited. Then when 2 came out only on Nintendo I was pretty much finished with the series and never gave it another chance.[/spoiler]
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>>750672073
>refuses to talk about the game
What's your strategy for limited punch and kicks Alfheims?
>yuribaited
Bayonetta is clearly straight and always has been presented as such
You're a retard, no more (you)s
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>y*ritrannoid is unbelievably, unquestioningly, irrefutably subhuman and retarded
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I STILL BELIEVE IN PROJECT GG
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Trannys Headcanon that Bayonetta was Transgender those Homosexual Men are actually sick
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>>750672158
Sounds like something not in bayo 1 or else my decrepit brain has forgotten it. I do love me some rocket shoes though so I'd probably spam the kick cancel that let you fire a retarded amount of rockets.

>bayo is straight
Yeah and NV isn't a tranny game but tranoids and fags claim it as theirs in an attempt to chang the perception of it. None of which changes the fact I got Yuri baited into it by the sexy naked witch lady and her equally sexy naked witch rival.
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>limited punch and kicks aren't in bayo 1
Alright we're done here
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750672162
Quote my post so I can know if your talking about me and I can tell you to kill yourself or else shut up stinky
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>>750639032
Rekt that tranjy freak
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750672474
>or else my decrepit brain has forgotten it
Maybe read more than the first 7 words
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>>750668318
I fucking hate this nigga so much
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>>750669164
Damn he was based, is this true?
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>>750672590
I genuinely have no idea how to deal with them on NSIC, parrying doesn't work, I can't seem to use ranged attacks like with Bazillions because they fire a trillion missiles, I'm actually hard stuck on this bit because I want a high rank
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>>750672652
i just tried my best to get on his back and use the thing that gives damage instead of witch time when you dodge, i'm so dogshit at the game I got mostly stones on nsic
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Jeanne in 2 jobbed so hard she ended up as battery for a random whore demon. You just know Bayo's job after 3 is being Butterfly's main bitch braker head maid
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2 was so fucking bad
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>stinky
y*ritranny axewoundbro...
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>>750673019
I liked the weird abstract optic of many of the demons but then it was just some of them, shitting on the whole concept
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>>750673131
>see, like, it's because fish have more rights than us
STOP
TALKING
SHIT
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>>750673131
Ahhh I see. Kill yourself tranoid.
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>>750673215
Almost everything with a spine is a fish though
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Looks like I need to update it
ESL axewoundbro*
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>>750637391
Is there not a child version of herself that she is trying to protect in the very first game?
Are children not like clones of yourself and is Luka, who is able to see Bayonetta, not just a male version of her? This union of opposites: Luka and Bayonetta, both protecting a child who must be born (into Bayonetta) not indicative of a sort of motherhood?
Maybe I am misremembering the plot. Or the ones who hijacked the plot have no deep understanding of psychology.
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>>750658863
yeah? let's see in 5 years
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>>750658863
Post hard mode Raven clear
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>>750674280
Troon derailers don't play games, don't waste your time
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>>750639772
I'm not a troon (did identify as one for 2 months) but I love self inserting as women. It's like exploring a whole new world and it's a damn shame the way most of the cultures on Earth don't even treat women like people. Self inserting as a woman also makes me hard, did I mention I have AGP? Kek.
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>>750674280
Is stellar blade actually good? I was looking at it and felt sort of meh like I could go either way
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>>750674552
Yes, it's great fun. Very heavily inspired by Nier Automata, with a pretty interesting if slightly schizophrenic story. The gameplay is a nice mixture of melee combat and abilities, with a small amount of gunplay. You can even Judgement Cut.
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>>750674532
3/10
I thought about replying seriously
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>>750674552
It's bretty good yeah.
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>>750674607
It's not bait. Yes, I hate the differences between the genders, I despise male gender roles and believe I would be happier as a woman. But balance is needed. The grass isn't always greener. I read about women's experiences and yes it turns out many things about womanhood do suck and most of it has to do with men's refusal to see them as equals or treating them like a different species entirely. I fully support judging people as individuals above all else. Despite this, I still wish I was a woman. One time a stranger woman perceived me as a rapemonster due to circumstances outside of either of our control, and I went home and cried miserably. I don't blame her for doing that, women are more vulnerable in that way you know? But FUCK did it hurt me. I hate myself and all other men being perceived as inherent rapists always waiting for the next woman to abuse. It's not who I am at all. At the peak of my gender dysphoria, what I considered my ultimate goal of existence was to be seen as and accepted among cis women. I'm trying hard to accept myself as a man despite being one my entire life. I don't know why I'm rambling over and over. I'm autistic as fuck and just don't feel loved by anyone.
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>>750675134
Fine I'll bite.
Love isn't real anon. It's a brain chemical that makes you want to mate. That's the big secret. For everything else you're allowing weird thoughts into your head space. Consider this: others don't pay your bills thus they have no say in your life. Love yourself. Despite all your flaws and failures all the mistakes and fuck ups. Love yourself. You are beautiful and wonderful, made divine and correct. Troonoids will scream and shit themselves trying to tell you how to act on think or behave. They'll say "oh you like knitting that means you're trans!" Because such was done to them. They were too stupid to shut out the drivel of others trying to controll them but you are not. They let demonic butchers carve their flesh up. They look in the mirror and see something flawed and ugly that must be corrected. You will see your beautiful and divine self smiling back at you.
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>>750675543
See this made me tear up a little bit because I get so little praise by anyone these days. I've been actively avoiding mirrors for years now. It's a bad habit that I hope I can break. Society was not built with neurodivergent people in mind. Having to manage my inner and outer world with no support is difficult. Even then I still feel bad because I know I have it better than billions of people in this world. Well thanks for replying I don't know what else to say at this point. I spent the last 3 months essentially spilling my soul to random strangers on the internet.
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>>750640970
A fucking pachinko one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7iRXFNTnkM
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>>750670660
Ch9V6 is 2 Kinships, you're referring to Ch10V7.
Umbra portal cancel spam to avoid all the bullshit. You have Iframes before you enter the portal
>>750671318
> what's your opinions on the instant death qtes
It's whatever, because they only works once.
> and why do you think the rocket shoes were amazing
Because you can't hold yourself from abusing the game breaking glitch.
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>>750675926
There's a saying to the effect of "whether you think you can do it or think you can't do it you're right." You are the master if your brain body and spirit. The serve you and not the other way around. You are not An animal. You are not a machine. You have strength and purpose, clarity of mind. You have logic and reason and a divinely crafted body. You were made perfect despite your flaws. While others are taught to see themselves as gross or wrong. You must command your mind. Take control of and recognize the papers and cycles it dwells upon. Pain breeds stress and stress breeds pain. Break the cycles. Once you see them you cannot unsee them. Then you can take control of them master them, bend them to your will. I'd like to share a little story with you anon. Whe. I was younger I was very unhappy. My mind was stuck in very dark places.. So I took my fathers pistol and I put the barrel in my mouth. And when I pulled the trigger it didn't fire. I don't k ow a lot about guns but I assume heat or humidity had ruined them. Life isn't easy. It isn't warm or kind or clean. Life is a battle. But despite all if that I'm glad I'm still here.
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>>750669164
Shit taste
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>>750676821
Its been a big while since i played Bayo but i vaguely remember getting buttblasted there, and rushing the fuck out to the third ship. Nippon steel On Ice my beloved
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>>750677018
It's much easier without Gaze of Despair, but I was really stubborn to unequip this one. I also forgot to mention what you have to position your camera exactly like in webm, so other ships become less aggressive.
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>>750676821
That's a strange way to spell "fun enhancing feature"
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>>750637391
>insufferable troons and dykes wanted to project themselves onto her.
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>>750677641
Infinity such cases
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>Jeanne, the eternal jobber, never got to cuff the man of her dreams and died (for real this time) a khv
Sad
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>>750637452
They were never the fanbase, just larpers and a few pkp auto users
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>>750638196
bayo 2 came with bayo1 so they have no excuse
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>>750637452
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>>750640110
She always had eyes for luka and no retard thought otherwise except outsiders who never did a single dodge offset in their lives
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>>750637391
Anyone that played the first game already knew she was straight. Everything else was delusion.
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>>750678725
holy based Sai Fung user, I could never understand those
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>>750675134
>what I considered my ultimate goal of existence was to be seen as and accepted among cis women. I'm trying hard to accept myself as a man despite being one my entire life.

Stay strong, society is diminishing men's role with no direction on appreciating us, don't let that impact any permanent decisions.
Build healthy bonds in real life, and avoid culture war content. Don't make any choices that can't be reversed, or choices that'll make you feel shame in the future.

I chose prostitutes (got addicted, ended badly, disgusting situations), others choose steroids (nuts gone), some choose NEETdom (unsustainable) ,and others just ignore the noise and focus on real life.
Bonds with people that respect you is the best coping mechanism.

Also, STAY AWAY FROM TIKTOK.
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>>750637391
Most people got their impression from bayonetta from 1 and Jean......kinda sucked as a romantic partner. Not saying that dynamic isn't real nor important to Bayonetta but it wasn't meaningful to (you) the player or was presented as a gag.
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>>750637391
>wants to be a mother
Isn't that blonde katana girl her daughter?
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>>750661780
wherees the rape?
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>>750679149
They can stagger even enraged enemies, that's the main thing you need to know about them.
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>>750661780
That little sister was me but with racist opinions. Well, the bulbhead eventually scammed her out of her savings so I was right anyway.
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>>750645861
Hey umm.... How is that transperson pregnant?
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>>750661780
> angriest I've seen my older sister in my life
Based older sister. Younger woman are increasingly becoming bizarro chudlets because of the internet.
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Are 2 and 3 emulatable yet?
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>>750680053
2 plays fine on cemu but is a piece of shit game
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>>750680085
why? Did Nintendo mandate to make in child friendly?
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>>750680678
No, it does have sexier costumes. But the actual gameplay is completely braindead due to the art director becoming the combat designer, so it devolves into umbran climax spam. This doesn't change on NSIC either
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>>750680053
2 is a great _game_ overall, and is better than the first one in a lot of the aspects. But as anon said, they broke that used to be working just fine - combat. It has it moments, but it's 1 step forward for 2 steps behind.
I still recommend playing it.
It works great on Cemu (with couple very minor graphical bugs), and recently got PC recomp as well.
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>>750669164
>Epstein was a S;G slop eater
lol
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>>750637391
It litteraly killed the franchise it was so bad lol
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>>750681687
>three games
>franchise

magatards...
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>>750681939
4 games.
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