>Get to level 4>Have sex>"You're relationship-maxxing me!"
It's LET'S GO BOWLING but with a woman
>swap to Lucia>mission: get pregnant
>you can relationshipmax with your Latinx tranny gfw-wow... thanks...
IT'S FUCKING GTA
>>750634601Imagine Lucia hijacking cars and robbing stores with a pregnant belly...
>>750634856There were Gfs since SA. Now it's elevated to another playable character. Chuddie, chill.
Yeah but she's a woman so if you relationshipmax that means she's going to hate you and start sleeping around behind your back
>>750634601trans women can't get pregnant.
>>750634601This would be an interesting and realistic plot point. Who knows if they will be brave enough to tackle actual adult issues. If not then its basically promoting the barren nature of modern relationships.
I get the feeling our relationship will be toxic. I'll probably go drinking with his fat bro too much instead.
>>750633987>relationship-max
>>75063398720 years ago, hell even 10 years ago, normies called you gay for playing the Sims or any type of female coded dating game. What happened?
>it's le optional tho!!!!!!!
>>750633987This game sounds more tedious the more I hear about it
>>750635673what indicates that it isn't?
>>750633987Cool story I never played GTA and won't play this? I'm just not gonna play it!
>>750635637women flooded the internet and now everything has become extremely fucking gay
>>750635720The fact that that ugly cunt is plastered all over the marketing you shit smeared mongrel.
what the fuck does that even mean god I hate rockstar shills so much
>>750633987I wonder if it will influence the ending of the game.The game already has a karma system with both, so this would open to many type of endings>Good Jason, Good Lucia, couple>Bad Jason, Bad Lucia, couple>Bad Jason, Good Lucia, couple>Good Jason, Bad Lucia, couple>Good Jason, Good Lucia, not couple>Bad Jason, Bad Lucia, not couple>Bad Jason, Good Lucia, not couple>Good Jason, Bad Lucia, not couple/v/ is really the only place to whine about additional content.
>>750633987It's gonna be a shallow mechanic like the horse relationship mechanic in red dead 2
>>750636857>/v/ is really the only place to whine about additional content.This! Like we gamers always say, any content is good content.
>>750636582saar? shes a playable character in the game
>>750633987Flower in a Hurricane makes me excited to give them the best romance possible
>>750636936I know you are being ironic, but there's nothing bad about anything discussed here. I mean hell, people praised RDR2 karma system to hell. You are just being a contrarian because it's a popular opinion at this point.
So is there a corruption/NTR route or what?
>>750633987>Lucia will only let you have sex with her once a week if you behave like a good boi let her hang out with her "friends" every other nightThis thing is going to be a cuck simulator and further humiliate white males.I did not expect less from Cockstar of David
damn this nigga final boutta hit that 4 pointer sheeeeesh
>>750633987No penis in pussy and no real time impregnation mechanics=No buy
>romanceWHO GIVES A SHIT. God, normalgoyim women worshippers are pathetic.>>750637036Yes, I know people are complete retards who soiface over a dogshit "morality" system.
Build big ovens. Put jews in them.
The goyim are insane
i wanna beat the shit out of her
>>750634601i am wholly expecting that to be in the game around the end if the relationship between them is good>jason and lucia have a lot of snu snu>she gets pregnant>one final heist>one final face off against the antagonists>they decide to stay low and start a life together
>>750634601>with Jason’s child(Optional)
>>750636857GTA's content should focus on the core premise of criminal activity, not this life sim bullshit.
>>750638170it's crazy to see linear fags have such a presence these days. I bet there's a big overlap with the "why does this movie need a sex scene?" crowd
Will Lucia's menstrual cycle be incorporated into her gameplay?Will I need to buy tampons?
>>750638340Why does it need a sex scene?
Can I instantly kill her as soon as the game starts and play as Jason exclusively? That's realistic enough I think
>>750633987>ugly womenno thanks
>>750638378Since they went into in-depth shit mechanics I won’t take it past them to model menstrual cycle too
I have zero interest in the romance crap. I do not understand why people like this type of pointless tedious in games. I just want to do the big crazy bombastic missions where fun stuff is happening and I sit down on a Friday and blast through the main story over the course of the weekend and never play the game ever again once the story ends. I just want to get it over with as fast as possible like I di with any game I play.
>>750634601>Swap to her unborn baby at the abortion clinic>Current Objective: Survive
Relationship mechanics in a GTA game sounds like such a pain in the ass. Why would they implement this bullshit? Surely someone knows what kind of people play GTA and said at the meeting "no we shouldn't do this". I don't care what you say. My visceral emotional reaction to this news is a churning belly. I don't want to deal with it.
>>750634549thisill be modding this shit out as soon as possiblealso im cringemaxxing at the article
>>750633987>the whole internet is pretending that this ugly abomination is a 10/10 cute girl
>>750633987What's this hairstyle called? Looks cool.
>>750638632The Roman Dodecahedron.
>>750638424It's called soul. It means... well it's a little before your time I guess
Random cyberpunk hoes are prettier than Lucia
>>750633987Rockstar is so shit
>>750638807>he equates one of the finest moments in anime with gratuitous sex scenesWhat a disgrace
>>750638581Rockstar wants you to play the game their way
>>750633987if you're gonna make me engage with a shitty foid in games at least have the decency to make them attractive instead of some 6/10 spic goblina
>>750634601gta giving me based apgkino
>>750638603Jeeternet
>>750633987That bitch is so ugly man
>>750638959>he equates one of the finest mechanics of natute with the damage done to his own porn fried brain cells
>>75063860313/10 in muttland 3rd world countries like southern united states
>jason's balls shrink depending on the weather
>>750638959you don't belong here
>>750639243My man you are the one who thinks sex scenes are needed in movies, games and tv
>>750638541just load up tiktok and subway surfers on your iphone lil vro
>>750639423Nice try
>>750639345>why does art need to depict love?>why does it depict violence?>do we really need to explore human fear?>does art need triumph?I reject the sterile world of vapid nothingness your type seeks comfort in.
I can promise you there's nothing this shit game has to offer that hasn't been done to nausia till now and much better
>>750639792Most detailed feces mechanic ever implemented. I wonder if they are going to add sharting too
>>750636958She should not be.
>>750639727Never said anything about those other things. A gratuitous sex scene is not equivalent to those things, and is therefore never worth including for any reason but to activate the neurons of lower order chimps so they ook ook, scream and hop up and down on command.
>popular thing bad because the bullies who flushed my recessed chinless peanut incel skull down the toilet in school like itWhy are you all like this?
>>750639941You can't have those things without sex. Sex and murder are the most pure expressions of the human condition.
>>750635637people stopped being retarded assholes
>>750636857>Good Jason, Bad Lucia, couplethis one pls
I'm over 30 and not poor or brown so I wont be playing gta6
>>750638632it’s called a the naval mine
>>750639968I remember assuming gta 3 was trash because all the douchebags at school were discussing it. I struggled with a little guilt when I got my hands on it and realized how great it was.
>>750639996This, ladies and gentlemen, is the quintessential neo-marxist.
>>750633987So they added cuckshit. Exactly what I'd expect from modern devs.
>>750638603>Chuds have to pretend this 7/10 is a 0 in order to save the west from the evil leftists.
GTAVI is designed to appeal to women and this makes complete sense when you think about it. Every guy gamer is gonna buy GTAVI no matter what, but GTA has never really appealed to women, so GTAVI is focusing hard on relationship shit since that's the last major market where GTA still has growth potential. GTA is becoming a girl franchise
i don't get why they don't add coop to these games they have the net code, they switched to mutiple protagonistswhats's stopping them
>>750640010Where
>>750640050kek>>750640087lift weights, slay pussy and crush your enemies, homo.
>>750640302i dont have enemies
>>750640302I bet I would whoop your troon ass in real life
>>750640204Women are not going to buy GTA when they already have The Sims and the unspeakable things they get up to with modding it.
>>750640204thats great and all but most women have just been expressing hate for the idea of a game letting their boyfriends have virtual girlfriends
>>750639105>6/10Nah, mate. Its a 4 at best. And I am taking a huge risk with that number.
>>750639906Why?
>>750633987>GTA is now turning into a relationship slop sim akin to personaCan it be even more over?
>>750639996Yeah, I can just let that comment stand without arguing against it. There's no indictment I can make that's better than a self own of this magnitude.
>>750639105It's YOUR job to keep her 100 miles away from the sun, give her blue contacts, and a dyed blonde banged bobcut Adolf.
>>750638603This is the funniest part about it, maybe I would be willing to pick it up if they actually made hot sexo main girl character, but it's literally the US mutt meme in girl form
>>750639105>>750640450you incels would cream your skid-stained briefs if a foid like this made even 5 seconds of eye contact with you, stop lying to yourself
>>750640390>>750640395I'm not so washed up that I couldn't handle some up jumped pube who covers his eyes when there are boobies on screen. what are you going to, avoid eye contact until I die of a lack of quality male comradery?>>750640504>I could say something rn that would totally own you>*stares down at shoes*>....
>>750639727I too remember the gratuitous sex scene between Deckard and the replicant Rachel in the titular Blade Runner movie!
>>750640204Women loved RDR2 and you play as a stoic volcel the whole game.
>>750633987what the fuck is relationship-max
>>750633987her face grosses me out
>>750640635Women should honor their motherly natureIf anything I would be disappointed in her hedonistic behaviour
>>750640878I honestly hope heaven is real, or that there is at least some kind of fairytale end for you poor guys. I feel like it's easier to just be a successful hedonist (normal sex haver) than to constantly have to maintain the web of cope that makes you accept being such a gumpless turd LOL
What the fuck is the problem with zoomers and the word "max"Bitches are "max maxxing" or some shit... Holy
>>750633987I already have Lucia fatigue and won't be playing this
>>750641014I don't want to debate with anyone over who is a better sex slave. If this is what your worldview boils down to, congratulations, your culture has been poisoned by immigrants coming from third world countries
>>750641061it's just their retarded slangwe had our retarded slang too, the next generation's retarded slang always seems more retarded to the previous generation
>>750641061It's all about maximising our attributes so we dont end up like fat ugly bald failure millennials. Makes perfect sense to me.
>>750641325>we dont end up like fat ugly bald failureyou're not doing that great of a job so far
>>750641061These terms have literally existed since early 2010s on bodybuilding.com /misc subforum, puahate.com and other incel forums, newfag
>>750633987Wowee I can't wait to RELATIONSHIP MAX! I am going to BE BETTER MAN MAX! I'm going to let Lucia be STRONG AND INDEPENDANT while I stand in the background like a good cuck.
>>750634920>SASucks. I’d rather have a focused GTA in which you’re a no name hitman who can earn points by blowing up cars and killing people.
>>750633987people are overblowing every single gameplay element of this game only to realize later that it's underbaked. did people overhype the shitty wanted system in RDR2 back in the day the same way?
>>750637485How many do you think you could realistically cook though? You can’t exactly put all of them in there.
>>750641228>old world savage still can't comprehend new world freedom
>>750638959Cowboy redditbop? Yeah nah.
>>750641435>hitman I don't think you fundamentally understand what GTA is about
>>750641615Stealing cars in an open world environment. Taking on jobs in which you kill people for gangsters (as in, being a hitman). Going on rampages. Thats what GTA is fundamentally about.
>>750641435is this the modern version of hipsters lecturing boomers on the music they actually grew up with?>no, you see Dylan's shittiest songs are actually the best thing ever?
You know i am just going to wait and pick it up in a Steam sale next Christmas.Anyone else feel like they are trying to hard to make people buy it?I really do not care if i am "left out".
>>750641787wow you should tell all your friends about how you'll wait for it, I bet they will think you're super coo- oh wait
Yassss. Can I fill Lucias stanley while she does her make up?
>>750641787yet here you are making cope posts about how much you really really really don't care that you don't get to play it lol
>>750633987>relationship-maxingYou guys realize you're buyin a GIRL'S GAME, right?
>>750641885>>750641854>>750641787You’re all equally gay
>>750641548And yet you take pride in being a sex slave. Stay in your cage and let us enjoy our own freedom
>>750633987Where’s the grand thief auto?
How fat can I make her? That's the only relevant question and it has not been answered
>>750642047if I fed foids like this only mcdonald's and protein shakes would their farts be super stinky?
>>750642034The current devs don’t know what grand theft auto means on account of being ESL.
>>750642000Do you have any idea how mind bendingly perspective warping it is to experience your teenage gentials explode inside a girl? No you don't or else you wouldn't even think these clownish thoughts, let alone share them. You missed the boat on achieving your body and spirit's prime directive when your mind was still young and open. You will never get that chance again. I'm crine at your life rn
>>750638378At last men will find out what it's like. At last we will have revenge.
>>750635637>the leaves on the tree were green just a few weeks ago>why have they turned brown?
>>750633987>dating sim japan :|>dating sim westoid :O
>>750642871but that's the opposite of what we see. /v/ loves half baked jap dating games that could run on a ds phat
At least let us beat her. Since they’re going down the realism route. It would only make sense that some ex military drug runner would be susceptible to beating his partner.
>>750639423im in my late 30s and played all the old gta games
>>750633987Fortunately Lucia is a digital woman so keeping her happy will actually be possible.
>>750642360How come I never had such needs? Really, are you the one talking or the effeminate portion of your brain?
I like the idea that I’m some malevolent god who can fuck up their relationship by possessing their bodies and giving them the worst possible outcome like the spiteful chud I am.
>>750643303>Alright now Jason you gonna wanna shave your head, tell Lucia to suck it and then get some whores
>>750643294>How come I never had such needs?You do, you've just trained yourself to block them out. I'm sure they manifest into all kinds of subconscious behavior like acting like a weird creep on autism websites
>>750643669We are free to choose what we want to do, isn't that what you told me before? Isn't there any merit in neutralizing our primal instincts?
>>750641423brought up cuckolding for no reason again award
>>750643883there's merit in drinking paint and shoving marbles up your ass. I'm still going to make fun of you for doing stuff like that
>>750644501Alright, I'm sorry
>>750638378>Will I need to buy tampons?100% "walk a mile in her shoes" side quest activated
Could you please add GTA somewhere in the OP next time so my filter catches the thread and I don't have to shift+click?Thank you.
>>750633987>Lucia calls you in the middle of getting pocketed by a healslut
>>750645098chatgpt sir please be making lucia a sexy white lady..thanking you gpt saar
>>750633987>
>>750633987> shit nobody cares about
>>750633987>YOU'RE POINT SCALING ME
>>750637937Pretty sure Cyberleek leaked a snippet of that with that suburb cutscene he leaked, probably the epilogue for the best ending.
>>750642272I love giggle physics.
>>750650751It looked like Liberty City/Alderney. What respectable Florida Man (Or Leonida Man) would live in the northeast?
If it goes well they can expand it down the road with lots of gf options like a persona game instead of only having one option.
>>750652143Rockstar is always aiming for bigger and better. Their dream project is one that combines Vice City, Liberty City, and San Andreas together.If Nuclear Armageddon doesn't end them, they'll get to branching paths one day I'm sure.
