is this game going to be good enough for people to make these retarded contracts
this board is 18+
>>750623121>kisses must wait until I have completed my current missiondo burgers really
yeah, im sure this is a real thing
100% performative
>>750623246maybe I just fall for the bait too easily
>>750623121God damn redditors fucking disgust me
>>750623121Fuck no.There was already some cope article about how the public was hyping it up so much that it might not meet expectations, but that it was still a good game, kek.
>>750623372maybe if the game gives me a blowjob through the screen I'll consider getting a legal copy
>>750623121We don't care about your humiliation fetish but I agree that gta6 probably is a humiliation fetish game
>girlfriend 2D > 3DDP
>>750623121still not gonna buy gta
This used to be the only contract you neededWhat happened to the good old days?
Why do people choose to be with someone that requires this level of retardation? You don't even have to share hobbies for this not to be an issue.
Don't need one, as a singlechad I don't need permission from a woman to play GTA VI.
>>750625714literacy, i suspect.a handshake is no longer enough these days
>>750623121probably not. jeez, it’s literally just gta, no one treated it like a holiday till 4 at the earliest.
>>750623121>and will result in consequences.consequences of what? the redditcucks who do this shit would so much as think of punishing their wife even mildly
>>750623121theres one of these gay things made up for every big aaa releaseim guessing some marketing firm gets paid to draw these stupid things up and post them on reddit
>>750627114Break their Nintendo Switch over the bitches head and losing hundreds of hours of Zelda saves.
>>750623121please tell me these are just parody and nobody does that shit seriously
>>750623121>i will not be a bitch to my bf/husband for 10 days>but if I buy the game, I can still be a bitch >signed, billy beta bux>signed, foidinaLmfao. Imagine being married to that.
>>750623121This was made by a kissless virgin.
>>750623372> it might not meet expectationsIt won't, it'll be most likely a good and competently made game, but not the second coming of Christ like some people think
>ITT: hopelessly autistic virgins seething at an unfunny but very obvious joke
If I had to sign a contract to enjoy my hobby I don't think I'd want a girlfriend.
>>750628654>he doesnt know just how pathetic the lives of some redditors are
The moment someone suggests to you these silly little "contract ideas" in your home, just laugh at them and say no. Just be firm but gentle. You don't have to be rude. Just say stressing out over stuff like that makes life stressful and creates friction rather than smoothness. Neurotically cataloguing a list of reasonable requests that you could just make of the other person verbally is insane. That is a Hellish domestic life.
>>750627247It's a millennial couple thing sadly, kinda adjacent to hippy movement and social wellness movement crap except with our own "we're not our parents" millennial cringe-ass fucking spin on it, fuck's sake.
>>750623121Meanwhile his wife can watch Netflix or doomscroll on her phone as much as she wants, no contract needed. When a man gets a wife or girlfriend, his partner usually tries to kill his hobbies. They hate any hobby that doesn't revolve around them or spending money on them
>>750623121Do relationcucks really?>>750625473For a second I thought the sleeve was her cock.
Go pow pow pow on your gf, send her to bed, collect your strength, game.
>>750623121it doesn't matter if it's good or bad, it's a big cultural event, people want to participate
