Halloween is coming, what is a easy vidya costume that i could get?
Donkey Kong. Just wear a tie.
All you need is tinfoil and a marker.
>>750618983You can buy a Mario or Luigi costume at Walmart that is just the hat and a fake mustache for like $15I did that for a Halloween party that I attended a few years ago and it was a surprisingly big hit
Ex nintendo employees said nintendo hated this skit because it didn't advertise any product
>>750618983Max PayneA Trauma Center character would be ubiquitous with a generic surgeon/nurse outfit Ryu&Ken
I'm in the same boat. I was told to wear a costume for work. Wtf I just have dress shirts and a tie.
>>750618983tetris block
>>750620621>I just have dress shirts and a tie.Just buy a bald cap (or shave) and you're already set.
>>750618983>HalloweenSatanic festival
>>750621027Yeah he sat an my nick and came.
>>750620350I remember Peach spoke in an Italian accent in the skit and it was really fucking cursed.
Elon Musk should be executed, cartel style
>>750621027Oooooooo look out he's coming for your soul!
>>750621087Technically he's an African American, so we can add him to the list on the Day of the Rope.
>>750621087He is single handedly revolutionizing the world. Do you NOT want hover cars and personal space travel?
>>750618983The hardest thing here would either be finding a red leather jacket on the cheap or not fucking up the dye process.
>>750621169>be me>still going hungry>no money>in a poor shithole dictatorship country>suddenly flying cars
>>750621284You could get a job as a flying taxi driver.
>>750620621Dress up as Dilbert, or one of the guys from Office Space
>>750620350I hated this skit because it was too long and wasn't funny, like most SNL skits
>>750618983
>>750618983Zognald.
Go as a conehead dressed as a a ghostIt'll be hilarious, especially around black neighborhoods
>>750621787SNL hasn't been funny since the Phil Hartman era
>>750621169His cars are already death traps. By making you drive around with a gas tank under your ass, he wants to make sure you don't suffer.
>>750621854Imagine being unable to go 2 seconds without seething about politics.
>>750618983Jacket from Hotline Miami
>>750621823>quick google search for the type of camera frank has>everything's in the quad digit range at minimumMight want to stick to a prop or disposable for this.
>>750619086That only works if you're black.
>>750618983I'm going to dress up as a Bioware ex developer.
>>750619086uh...
>>750622086Can’t take a joke?
>>750622429>Can’t take a joke?says the leftoid
>>750621854You should've posted that Time Pedophiles comic the Onion made.
>>750618983This.
>>750622476So he's right, you can't take a joke.
>>750625650Nope
>>750623542kek
>>750618983Waluigi
>>750618983This is why you simpletons never get laid. Halloween is the easiest time to have sex. Just take an easy reference to popular-thing and use basic observational skills (don't fucking imply you don't have observational skills just because you're too cowardly to use them) to find a woman who is likely into basic sitcoms. Friends is an easy target, they all like Friends. Wanna dress up and fuck some retard? Wow, you're Drake Ramoray - Joey's Days of our Lives character. Bonus points for being his evil twin brother with the eye-patch. Friendsfags will love that. All you need is a fucking $5 doctor's coat and a few quotes. Last Halloween I just threw a blue jacket over a checkered shirt and said I was Jake Peralta. I picked a random piece of one woman's costume and said to the woman I wanted to fuck that we were doing a Brooklyn 99 Halloween heist and whoever stole that piece of the target's costume won the heist. She won the heist, but admittedly lost the sex because I got too drunk and passed out on top of her. She kicked me out at 3am, but that's because I was a boorish drunk not because my advice is bad. So, don't get THAT drunk. >noooo I just want vidya costume recommendationsNo, you want to fuck a co-worker, a friend, or a friend's friend. So dress as literally anything which helps you start a conversation instead of cowering in the corner or not attending at all.
