You ain't gonna get it. My brother in salami, you are between baked and fried. Cooked went out the window in your early 20's right along with your rizz. No cap.
I prefer to have a girfriend
>>750611259I wanted it at first, but it's not even the updated model with the swappable battery.
>>750611259why
>>750611259Just be patient like the rest of us
>>750611259that's what the scalpers are counting on
Paying for this console wont take away your virginity or your unhappiness in life
What's stopping you from getting one?
>>750611259It would've been nice but that shit's been claimed by every scalper and botshopper known to man.
>>750611259>I want it so bad.
>>750612845Should I wait a few weeks to see if it's going to be in stock at Walmart or something.
I have one, it's neat.The instructions on the box and setup instructions also have the controllers with green rings around the joysticks like the actual thing.It knows it's the special edition.
>>750613040If it's anything like the Switch 2's launch, you'll have to wait for a stock alert in a discord channel and then see if you can line up before they open.
>>750611459My girlfriend bought it for me
>>750611259It's so fucking pretty man, I got mine in today.
>>750611259Both of mine came today in the mail (I got 2). :)
>>750611259I literally want it for the Joycons, Nintendo is greedy for only bundling them with the console which is why it’s so expensive.
>>750611259They shipped mine with a ripped box so I'm asking for another. It's been 24 hours with no response from Nintendo.I've been refreshing the sales page for a while since the console, game, and peripherals were announced. They had restocked three times and has been in stock for around 2 days each time.
Got mine from bestbuy today and it’s looks so much better in person than in the marketing that it’s ridiculous. My first Nintendo system since GC and I’ve been playing the Metroid demo and a whole bunch of other demos. I’m going to buy star fox, oot remake and then I’ll play all of the classics like botw that I missed out on.
>>750611259>bought a switch 2 mario kart bundle at launch >barely fucking used it at all >all this zelda edition shit comes out now i fucked myself. im too poor to buy another switch just for the pretty colors. hopefully some chinks make bootleg cases so i can just reshell mine
>>750616175>ripped boxHow bad was it that you returned it? It’s cardboard brother. Unless of course it looks like somebody opened it and fucked around.
>>750611259So ugly and soulless. Classic nu-tendo
>>750616479Rip off Decals were out the second it was announced. There’s a bunch of you google.
Really not that bad, but if I were to resell it later on, it'd be a pain point. I'm in no rush to open it and play, so if I could get a pristine box sent exchanged within the next couple weeks, all is good.
>>750616479It's pretty ugly and you can't ever get one anyway because Nintendo loves making theoretical products for scalpers
>>750616591I get it but personally the money isn’t worth it to resell my consoles even after I retire them. It’s probably why I still have every console I grew up with.
>>750616518im not a child i don't want to put fucking stickers on my controllers. i want high quality rip offs, with the texture and everything. i have the patience i can take apart everything and put it back together
>>750611459>girlfriend
>>750616672I thought it was ugly but I bought it anyway because I never owned a switch. Got it in person and it looks 100x better than what you see online.
>>750611259This looks like shit. Just a bunch of triangles. Literally absolute zero effort went into designing this. Only the tendiest of neckbeard troons would eat this shit up
Mines coming today
>>750611259Really wish the left one didn't have a triforce. A solid color version of that green would've been great.
>>750617480I generally dislike this design motif that they've had for a while where they just throw a billion triangles onto shit.
>>750611259I was gonna get it until I saw the onions goy cucks across the u.s who gave all their ocarina pre-order bonuses to Israel for some reason, kek
A couple of towns over there is a GameStop which seems to indicate that it has stock, based on the website. Maybe I should drive over there in the morning... It's probably bullshit though, I guarantee I get there and they either don't have it or it's being held for someone.
>>750621125Just call ahead.
>>750621280It will take about an hour to get there, so I'm pretty sure that if they do have it, it will be gone if I wait for them to open before leaving. Might make the trip anyway though, I need to get out, been in the house all week.
I preordered the Zelda Switch but didn’t want wait playing games so I got the regular black and cancelled the preorder. I think it’s Nintendo’s best special edition console in some time but still a little tacky and low budget. Mario Odyssey was pretty good. A step in the right direction but not the 10/10 people say it is. The 2014/2015 era development cycle bleeds through.
>>750611259the dock looks pretty cool, the joycons are alright.. think i'll wait for the next switch 2 edition
>>750613570My wife's boyfriend gifted me one.
>>750611259Bought mine last night from Walmart online. It'll be here Monday. Was really looking forward to playing The Duskbloods this year but it got delayed to 2027. Oh well....
why is it midna colored
>>750626845because your colorblind
>>750611259
How do you solve the Nintendo adult problem?
if it isn't oled im not buying another switch 2
