Are normalfags really doing girlfriend contracts over GTAVI? This is so fucking cringe.
It's nothing new, normie gamers are beyond pussy whipped
>>750601538Looks like some intentional self humiliation thing to try and make the game look bad. I'd put money on a eurasian discord of troons being behind it.
Nope, nobody does this. 98% of relationships have men and women parktake in their hobbies in a certain amount of time, then use another part of their time to focus on each other. If too much time is spent on one, they complain and then the other one usually changes. This contract shit is just social media engagement bait.
>>750601538Feels good to be an unfuckable hatchet faced autistic
>>750601538Yeah, its called abusive relationships.
>>750601538>are normalfags doing retarded shit, like reposting social media, for attention?Yes OP, you faggot. Here have a (you) and go back to whatever shithole you came.
Normalfaggots are cooked.
>daily incel cope threadlmao gta buckbroke you freaks so much it's crazy
>>750601538I’m glad I'm a 40 year old virgin
>>750601706nobody is buying a goystation 5 to play goyslop auto
Goyfags explain yourselves
>>750601538This is a fucking video game that grown men are waiting for, not your 14 year old son. Yeah I want to play it, but couldn’t give a fuck less to until the cancer culture of I NEED IT NOW dies off. Rather spend time with my family & play it next year when the hype’s dead. When it doesn’t take 30 minutes for a loading screen or cutting off your own arm to play with the other millions of goybots taking off a literal week of PTO for a video game. I don’t give two shits what anyone has to say regarding “but but it’s been over a decade :(” grow the fuck up. I cannot imagine how many divorces or breakups will happen because of this game. The amount of dudes whose partner will see them for how mentally ill they are after taking a week of paid vacation to play a video game instead of an actual vacation and family bonding. Yet I can say it’s mental health to just take a day off and fuck off doing what you love. But a week?! During thanksgiving also? What if your girl wanted to have a one week straight of girls nights? You’d be questioning every hour like the stigmas society already shows.
>>750601538nobody is doing that you fucking retardstop falling for bait
>>750601786The things I do for love...
>>750601656>I'd put money on a eurasian discord of troons being behind itI believe it. men are cooked these days and they willingly go into this just
>>750601538>>750601621>>750601826This is so damn corny.
>>750601752>nobody is buying a goystation 5except EVERYONE bought a playstation 5, keep malding incel
>>750601826He killed himself and she became a lesbian.There. I said it.Now we can move on with the thread.
>>750601538I want to be a normalfag. Life would be easier.
>>750601538first time seeing this form of marketing op?
>>750601907is this real
>>750601826I know she's gay now. Any other updates?
>>750601538This shit actually makes me want to never talk to s woman again. I would rather be alone forever than be in a relationship like this.
>>750601826i am not staying with a bitch who wants me to do fucking office work like a year in review
>>750601538I asked my Bad Dragon pocket pussy if I could play GTA6 and it didn't say anything because it's an inert mass of expensive molded silicone.I'd say this is a superior arrangement.
>>750601907what pussy does to a mfer
>>750601538>will result in consequences.w wife beater
>>750601886I didn’t. I gave them two years for me to be able to walk into a store and buy one. It was still sold out, so fuck them.
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>>750601538
>>750602037>people hate on wife beaters>wife beaters are still popular enough to get wivesWomen love men who beat them more than incels lol
>>750601826Dear God, may this love never find me.
>>750602107Well, a wife beater is gonna beat them. An incel is going to kill them, so it all comes down to survival instinct really.
>>750601960I mean probably. Couples like this don’t last. I don’t know what to call them(performative?), but they’re all like this.
>>750602172go back to the kitchen foid *starts punching you in the head*
>>750602172I know women say this a lot to have an excuse to bully icky nerds but do you actually believe it
>>750601907She killed herself after running out of fertile eggs and he became she, as a lesbian.
normalfags are not human
>>750602107women hit men first most of the time either way
>>750602172Killing them is the bear, they say that incels will chain them in a sex dungeon and rape them with broken glass bottles or something, the drunk crack addict will just beat them.
>>750601538it’s an actual template
>>750601538Yes, OP. They're doing that. All of them.
>>750601538I dont think normies really have a lot to live for so they ritualize some things that the culture promotes as popular (big vidya releases, sports, nigger worship)
>>750602392downloaded, upvoted, liked and subscribed. now can i be a better man too, and leftist tranny retards on /v/ will stop being mean to me. self-improvement ahoy!
>>750602393>to play the game accept the EULA and sign the cucktractGrim. But then again, I don't expect less from console gaymers.
It's going to be real funny when hackers use AI to DDOS Sony and Rockstar's servers and nobody can even launch GTA6 for half of its launch day.
>>750601538Any judge would throw this contract out immediately. Nothing in it is defined. What are "consequences"? Who is "I"? Who is "You"? There is also no consideration for the other party.
>>750601812>What if your girl wanted to have a one week straight of girls nights? You’d be questioning every hour like the stigmas society already shows.I was with you until that bit. No one is fucking GTA6 while out drunk.
>>750602460Least autistic lawyer.
>>750602497>No one is fucking GTA6 while out drunkHe doesn't know. LMAO virgin!
>>750601538Can’t the game be paused? I don’t get it.
>>750601538performative for online clout like everything else currently
>>750601538>People do this corny shit for a joke and updoots>Retards lap it up anywayHow to be retarded like you guys?
>>750602673Kek
>>750602459rain dancing rn to invoke this habbenin
I'm sorry but why would the gf sign this if there's nothing in it for her? The humiliation would be complete if he promises to do the dishes for a month or some shit.
>>750602823When GTA Online first launched on PS5, it was down and fucked up for almost ten hours. And that was before it blew up and got super popular. And before retard script kiddies had AI helping them write hacks and DDOS stuff.GTA6 launch day could ironically end up being a huge argument for physical if all of these online required services end up shitting the bed.
>>7506026789gag showed me how cringe and retarded normalfags are many years ago. No they're not happy they're just idiots.
>>750601702This.
>>750602914Based 9gag veteran.
>>750602678jokes are rooted in reality. they probably have an actual agreement like this and the contract was just for the upvotes. i know couples like this, these are the people who invite you to board game nights and adult sleepovers (non-sexual)
>>750601826This is all horrifying in a way I can't put in words. Like they've somehow been lobotomized, without a lobotomy.
>>750601538what kind of nonsense is this?
>>750602907a huge, silent argumentphysical don't make number go up like it used to
>>750601538Is this like that couple that made the good boy chore chart with stickers that had rewards like bj for the husband
It's called a joke.
My mother used to do this nonsense to my stepdadHe died in his early 40's and she's a double widow now, needless to say relationships like these are not healthy whatsoever
>>750601826Can someone explain to me which part of the foid brain makes them love pointless bureaucracy like HR, fucking "annual partner summit"? or those horoscope personality tests?
>husband plays Jason>gf/wife plays LuciaIs this not the perfect pairing? It's ultimate immersion
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>>750603696reverse it
>>750603494Plenty of half wits will take it seriously
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>>750601538>no contractual penaltiesNice contract you've got there
>>750603915it says rape in white text. a subtle printing quirk.
>Normalfag does this big dog and pony show over committing to no lifing GTA>They will maybe play it daily for a week, maybe two, maybe even a month>Will go back to their normal routine almost immediately and then play it like twice on the weekends for the next year
You're all like aliens to me.
Men should be forcing women into legal contracts that they don't sleep around, don't get tattoos, don't smoke weed, don't get cats, and limit their netflix consumption to only 5 hours per week.
>>750601538when you marry/date the psycho cunt from HR
>>750604171ummm yikes you're like, controlling and abusing her. what is this, 1300?
>>750601826this has to be satirical.. please..
>>750603782His face makes me laugh every time
no, this isn't normal
>>750603782What kind of dysgenic mutts...>£Grim.
>>750601538Imagine not helping your wife with something because you gotta finish your heckin mission
Me playing GTV VI.
>>750601538>>750601621The real question IS WHY DID THE GUY UPLOAD THIS AND AGREE TO THIS SHIT.
>>750601826Cute
>>750603782This photo could easily have been taken inside their trailer by one of the myriad white trash couples I have known, yet they are apparently Bongs. Curious.
>>750604559>>750604640Based Better Men being Better while their wives find sexual pleasure from inferior men
>>750601538>that epic gaming™ moment when you rage xd when failing a fucking gta missionsdid these "people" ever play a single gta mission? who tf is retarded or crippled enough to struggle with literally one of the easiest singleplayer games there is?nigga you just drive and shoot, that's literally the whole fucking game smdh
>>750601538Did they make contracts like this for Ocarina of Time? What do those couples do?
>>750604798>shoot3 pointers are hard man
>>750604281
>>750601826>>750601907>>750601982>>750602326QRD?
>>750604856lowkey the fade is clean thoughbeit
>>750603696except there's no splitscreen in the cuckstation 5
>>750604856foid won, betabuxx killed beyself
So how will you be playing GTA VI with your wife, bros?
>>750605060Gonna sneak in a few sessions while the wifey is out getting plowed ;)
No, people don't do that. This deranged person did that.Society will always have like 1-2% just absolute nutjobs. When a game sells millions of copies, that means tens of thousands of nutjobs. That doesn't mean "normies do that".
>>750604949 >thoughbeitwhat a retarded word
guess i'm not gay and retarded enough to be in a relationship
>>750605084coping normalfag
>>750604856part 4 will be straight up fire,can't wait
>>750604856>at the age of 28>looks about to hit 50Zoomers are truly cursed.>b-but she's late millennial!Same shit.
>>750601538if a 4 years old can sell their own parents house and waste their entire life savings by clicking "I agree" in some random game with gems and it counts as a legal contract in any international court managed by jews then the girlfriend contract has the same value.
People who take PTO to heckin binge video games are faggots.
>>750605162>he's a work golemzozz'd
gta6 and the ai crossover slop really showed me how the jews were completely right about the goyimembarrassing
>>750605226It wasn't years of censorship and demonization of normal male sexuality, them defending it, them defending MTX, gacha and other predatory monetization, defending broken, unfinished games, defending dogshit optimization, defending corporations over consumers, gleefully clapping over trash like EULAs which shit all over consumers, and defending the entire media apparatus silencing and shouting down any and all criticism of this as "LE HECKIN' ENTITLED INCEL MANCHILDREN"?It took until just now?
>>750605153just this then going nonbinary. no updates since may I think
>>750601826I wanna cry when I watch this even though I'm not the one getting fucked over
>>750601538lol, no way i'd sign this shit. I'd just do whatever I want regardless if any stupid contract. Any women who doesn't respect what I want to do isn't worth my time.
But seriously; how will you be balancing GTA VI with spending time with your wife and family during late November?
>>750603556Women love control, whether they're the ones doing it, or the man is doing it (preferably the latter). They actually hate 'balance' more than anything
>>750605772Balance in a relationship is a fiction, if someone says their relationship is balanced, it means the girl is in charge
>>750603556Women are naturally insecure and have an inbuilt need to be reassured and shown that things are being handled. It makes them feel safe. It's supposed to be a man that does this for them, but modern men are all pussywhipped betas too afraid to take charge, so women invent pointless bureaucracy as a replacement. Organizing everything to an excessive degree gives them a feeling of security and control over the uncertainty of life.
>>750604949>lowkeyshut up
I hate women. This is related to video games.
>>750604856white people are so weird
>>750605950>americans>white
>>750605756>play game during free time>don’t neglect marriage I agreed to over a game
>>750605912holy unc imagine being 30+ yo still posting on 4chan lmao
I just don't understand why their wife/gf/whatever isn't doing her own thing. My wife usually works on her art while I play, and we just do our shit together, separately.
>>750601538future divorce red flag
>>750601538>this type of shit is real
>>750601538I have goyim fatigue.
>>750606239It literally isn't, Anon.
>>750601786The only way to win an argument against a woman is with a receipt. Even then you don't win, she'll reneg and you'll realize that just having the thought: "I'll get my wife to agree to not bother me" proves that that isn't a possible outcome.
>>750606314ignorance is bliss
>>750606239its that weird narcissistic movie making guy that i learned about from those weird movie watching guys on jewtubeneat!
>>750606353Is just the normalfags joking around. Do you believe anyone, specially women, would follow that "contract"?
>>750603782Holy incest
But I’m getting more excited by the day; we’re almost at the release of the biggest game ever in a decade, GTA VI will truly be a historical moment
>>750601538>contract doesn't just say to eat pussy for 40 days straightngmi
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>>750605720it's all fake shit for clicksthose two are demons from the government posting that shit to demoralize and scare away people from dating
>>750601538Most people are just very capable monkeys, walking through life wearing a mask, following rules, and just trying to make it to old age with a smile on their face.
>>750601538normie men are cucked beyond belief
>>750604673>look guys I got a gf but I still fit in
>>750607146Shalom
>>750606431>merely pretending
>>750608315>actual bot
>>750608627Sorry, meant for >>750607146
>>750608817(me)sorry, i'm trans and a bot, pretend i didn't reply at all and killed myself
>>750601826both these faggots need to work on their chickenscratch, doctor-tier handwriting first of all before doing anything else. hope they get car struck by a coked-out negress going 100
>>750608482Get some self-awareness, mongoloid.
>>750608874>everyone who BTFOs is a... le heckin botterinouh oh, troon melty
>>750609027>everyone who BTFOs is auh oh bot malfunctioning and forgetting words!
If I had a cute gf I’d put up with not being able to play gta 6. Not interested in the first place because Dan houser didn’t write on it.
>>750609081>make a mistake>uhm, that only proves you're a bot harder because, uhm, my troonbrain couldn't possibly be BTFOd by a real human!
>>750609204>bot still having a melty welty
>>750605681Last time I shaved my head like that I was going through an extreme bout of depression
>>750609168Just bag yourself a QT oriental gal
>>750609504why is xhem like this?
>>750609504No thanks, I just ate
>>750609369whole thing does have the look of a depression spiral
>>750601538>”wahhh I am struggling I can’t afford groceries fuck this economy”>buys $100 game>$520 Zelda switch 2s sold out Why are people like this
>>750605681
>>750601621it's funnier knowing that it's a contract for world war 2
>>750601826you can tell how miserable this guy is
>>750609504I must have missed this episode of attack on titan.
>>750601671tpbp but unsurprisingly ignored in favor of performative anger
>>750601786>Goyfags explain yourselvesCorporate culture is American culture, Americans got rid of everything else in favor of The Office. It's why a majority of shows have "office humor," turning once-fantastical ideas such as time-traveling police into "just another day in the office." Women writing up contracts, bills, statements and other stuff is them applying their corporate knowledge onto domestic issues. They do this out of malice, but they also do it because any concept of culture is dead.
I FUCKING HATE WHITE WOMEN SO MUCH IT FUCKING MAKES ME WISH ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE
>>750606989You'll be having a blast, surely
>>750604856Hah! Good. :)
straight men are subhumans
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>>750611315jfc
>>750601826Rest in power
