This game was kinda lame

>hurf durf feggitz git off mai vidyer

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>>750597129 >>750597892

>>750596629
Yes he's a goofy moron but he can be endearing. Unless you're trying to do an evil playthrough and he will not shut the fuck up, holy fucking hell.

>>750596629
That's statusmaxxing for you

>goofball
>whiny as fuck
>crybaby
>Non assertive
>Virgin
>but he's rich as fuck so he can be a sugar daddy
that's why women enjoy him, nonny

>>750596681
It really made me feel part of the world, and I get to roleplay how I want. For that I enjoyed it very much.

>>750596804
>If ur ebil he becomes a drunk retard
That'll show me, Alistair.

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He kept flirting with my FemCousland, and he was cute in a puppy kind of way, but I'd never have her fuck him because he's too nice and a virgin, so he just got friendzoned instead, while my FemCousland went on to fuck Leliana. Also made him marry Anora and fuck Morrigan just because it was funny to see him whine like some stupid bitch baby but do it anyway. He's like a pathetic little simp in a cute way. Will never get any girls unless there's some external reason for it, though lol.

checkem

>>750596681
Agreed. Still one of the best CRPGs out there, but yeah, very much agreed. Like Mass Effect for space opera RPGs, it's more embarrassing that the industry hasn't surpassed them yet than a testimony to their greatness.

>>750596804
His sister is a bitch and turning my man Alistair into a king (While saving Loghain) sounds like win-win to me... unless you're playing as a noble human

>hurf durf feggitz git off mai vidyer

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>>750596629
DAO party members utterly mog everything in BG3

>>750596629
>Women enjoy this crap?

He sounds a million times better,nicer and mentally stable than Morrigan and Leliana, both foids which you heteroid incels worship and fawn over.

Alistair won't divorce rape you nor does he have an EXTENSIVE sexual past nor is LGBT or zoophilic. His mom is dead so you don't have to put up with an evil witch mother in law.

But you straight men have been so brainwashed into loving toxicity and non traditional heterosexuality that a bitchy whore like Leliana and Morrigan is good, but Alistair is bad

>>750596629
>Jackpot (all below)
>Status amongst local women peers (neighbour nigga known for getting bitches stuck on his dick)
>Contextual and immediate status (charisma)
>Social status (fame)
>Funny
>Handsome, rich AND built
>Handsome
>Rich
>Built
>Evil
>Kind
Negative
>Nice
>Ugly
>Fat
>Infamous

>>750599806
Alistair will however make you his mistress or break up if you're not of noble lineage.

>>750596629
I always drop him for Sten and have him executed by Anora when he thinks he can speak over me and my decisions when he's nothing but an annoying, whinny bitch that prefers better men to lead to avoid responsibility until it doesn't go his way.

>>750600252
> Make you his mistress
You offer to be his mistress, and there's no mistress situation if he doesn't marry Anora

>or break up if you're not of noble lineage.
Only if you force him to marry Anora and he's not Hardened, why are you making him marry Anora?

Meanwhile Leliana makes you do her dyke groomed quests while telling you she's a born again virgin despite her extensive sexual pasts and wants to become pope to push LGBT ideology while Morrigan talks proudly about how many men she fucked while flirting with Sten, having the choice to cuck you with Alistair and if you refuse her evil witch ritual she breaks up with you and leaves.

>>750596629
I enjoyed this game greatly on console, but the PC version felt worse.