Mom is best playmate you ever had.
My mom never did this sort of thing but if i was a mom i would.
cute:)
>>750595676Nice mom thanks maybe once I'm done playing my game you can play with my little boy cock hehehehe
Imagine if she fed you her breast milk instead
>>750595676Why did this give me a boner? Why am I so fucked up I want to die.
My mom was an absolute cunt. Thankfully she killed herself in 2006.
>trying to play vidya>mom keeps trying to eat my wienerI hated my mom
>>750595676My mom would just scream at my brother dinner and he would scream back because he is playing online, another reason I prefer offline games, I can pause
>>750595676
>>750596186
>JUST PAUSE YOUR GAME>Right after you pause your afternoon cable tv show bitch
>>750595676My mom would bring a little plate and leave it on the table for when I had time :)
>>750596316>trying to play vidya>Anon's mom keep trying to eat my wienerAnon, tell your dad to do something about your mom.
>>750596215Story? Cause anons are the only 'people' you can say shit to honestly.
>>750595676I love my mom and my sister. My mom will never fully understand my passion for historical strategy games, but she adores seeing me talk passionately about them. She often buys me books about historical armies, especially those published by Osprey.My sister, on the other hand, will sit and watch me play, asking questions about how certain units work and what roles they serve. She also loves bragging to her friends about how smart I am, even though I believe she is far smarter than I am. I think her constant praise has made some of her friends interested in me, which is probably why she gets annoyed whenever she sees me with some random woman. She even advises me not to get a girlfriend until I finish my master's degree.
>>750595840You will never be a woman.
>>750596402Game???
>>750596570Everyday life with mother! Love Life RPG
>>750596136underage b&
V is mom core
Okay post the picture, you know wich one
source: https://www.reddit.com/r/NonPoliticalTwitter/comments/1kwfpue/son_is_winning/
My mom left me when I was six. She came back i to my life when I was 16. She's a drug addict who has burned her relationship with everyone. I'm going to have her mental health arrested later today.
love my mom and I dont even mean that in a sexual way.
>>750595676bros...i miss being a kidand spending time with my mom
>>750596894>reddit link to post of same screenshotyou fucking moron, the source was already in the image anyway
>>750597006I miss spending time with your mom too
>mom thread>old enough that most moms posted might be younger than meAbstract kind of feeling.>>750595676Nah, my mom always thought that me getting an NES when I was 3 years old was one of the worst mistakes they ever did as parents, but they still bought me new consoles and games as I grew up. I think it was until college when she finally mellowed out because I came out relatively well. My best parent memory is from my dad though, one time he played Wii Sports against my brother who was already playing against max level CPUs, and he beat him in Tennis in his first try. My brother will never live that down.
>>750595676She never engaged with my hobbies, just told me they were stupid and I shouldn't waste my time. Now that I have my own child I can't imagine saying those sorts of things.
>>750595676Incorrect, that was my older brother.
>>750597216must be cool to have big bromy older sister only bullied me
>>750597205You will understand when your kid ends up a stupid waste of time, like you are
>>750597143Funny, my mom also gave me an NES as my first console, when I was 4. It was her husbands who, earlier in the year before I was born, was murdered. That NES spawned my love for gaming, and eventually music too because of Mega Man 3 specifically. She has an interests in my interest for games and is very supportive of it overall, although she is a bit uncomfortable with SMT, lol.
>>750595676My mom broke my ps2 disks from time to time during her psychotic woman moments, to the point i used to replace the games with random dvds and kept a hidden stash of them behind a hollowed out painting frame.
>>750597419>tranny mad he can't have kidsshocker
>>750595676Choose your mama!
>always wanted a milf gf>never had one>if I do ever get one I'll be so old by then that they'll just be women my age and it won't be hot
>>750597473I can't mash D hard or fast enough
>>750597473AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>750597143>she finally mellowed out because I came out relatively wellWhat a cunt lmao
>>750597472I remember a golden time when /v/ mocked people who tried to wear having sex like the social equivalent of platform shoes
>>750595676>Mom always said vidya would make me retarded>Now she spends most of her time on tiktook and spends more than she has on impulse buying>Only reason she isn't homeless is because the house is under my and my brother nameBoomers really are the most spoiled generation.
>>750597473>not Wicke>"but she's not a mom"Yet
>>750597710>good relationship with mom>but she spends most of her free time watching AI-generated/narrated YouTube shorts
>>750597494>wanted a milf gf mu whole life>I'm ugly so never get one>somehow get a cute 19-year old zoomie gf that's short and flat but with a nice ass>happiest I've been in my lifeThe pendulum swingeth both ways
>managed to immigrate to USA>got a job in NYC despite coming from a poor catholic school that didnt teach her shit>used that money to make it in a corporate environment>worked phones until she could work secretary>worked secretary until she could work another desk job>worked that until she could manage >moved on to a household name bank>still successful there to this day as a VP>entire childhood spent watching her succeed>whenever she noticed me she pointed out I was doing something wrong or not optimizing>had no reason to listen because she was never around>every time I thought she was wrong she wasnt>ended up flunking out of college>worked a job for 3 years she found for me>couldnt figure out how to get promoted and most coworkers didnt like me>laid off a year ago>when I asked her for help she said I couldnt handle any role where she works>already talking about just kicking me outMy mom has done literally everything in life better than me. Dont bother telling me to kill myself because when unemployment runs out I'll just do that.
>>750597459my mom once tried to do this. and even as a kid I knew it was retarded. so I yelled to stop taking things that don't belong to her. being a mom doesn't justify her "tantrum" or taking my things. and if she ever did I would just do the same. I got grounded for pissing her off but she never dared to take my shit. she knew would put her jewels in the trash or something like that. it was just fair.
>>750595676>Mom is best playmate you ever had.I don't think my mother ever played games with me.Like, not vidya, not board games, nada.I suppose we played cards with my grandmother around the holidays.
>>750596798the mom cleaning? I don't have it fuck
>>750596798I don't know what this has to do with anything, but okay.
My mom is the best and I would kill for a woman of her caliber.
Mom thread.
>>750596798
My mom tried playing THPS3 once when she was drunk. She didn't get very many points.
>>750596215Lucky guy
>>750596547I wish I had a relationship with my sister, but she's a cunt.
moms exist to whip your ass and not much else
>>750595676I’m hard AGAIN now, thank you! Asshole!
>>750595676My mom said all the games.I played were Satanic
>>750598205My mom always had the gotcha of "it's with MY money you bought them so they are mine" so technically i never really owned anythign in my life until I started working.
>>750596556Never change, the hacker known as 4chan. Never change.
>>750598645She was right and you should've listened.
I wish I still had my mom. She left us this year.
>>750598770well tell her to come back
>>750598770haha, fag
>>750598550Normal brain devellopment makes you devellop an avversion for sexual thought about family, the dude who made this grew up without a mother.
>>750597473is this NTR?
>>750598836just because I don't want to fuck my mom doesn't mean I can't appreciate porn where someone else fucks their hot mom
>>750598770pain
im a stranger to my own family
>>750595676the rising trend of boymoms is very concerning indeed...
>>750596547Both girls interested in you and a good sister? Lucky bastard
>>750598692in my case they fucked up. they taught me "you can't take back what is gifted" my mom never lend me stuff so I always called out my parents when they tried to say something like that or the usual "because im your parent" bs. I know many times I was in the wrong but I never accepted irrational bs.also my dad told me. "women... you don't need to understand them, just love them"
>>750595676I went to school with a kid who was molested my his mom starting in 2nd grade. When he turned 16 he got emancipated and moved away. I haven't talked to him in 20 years but it.spunded like he was doing good. Shit is weird when you hear about it happening irl to someone you know.
>>750599149Must have been an ugly mom
>>750598089How do I get a gf as an ugly 27 years old?
>>750597006i dont. it was like being a pow until social services and police started visiting
>>750596182>>750596402>>750596408Porn addiction really fried your pedo brains huh
>>750599348>pedowhat is "pedo" about wanting to fuck a mom?
>>750599348don't tell me you always refuse to kiss your mom on the cheek
I can't pause The First Descendent, you stupid bitch! Just get me a Bacon Quarter Pounder and keep it on the table until I'm done with my dailies.Oh wait, this thread is for living with your mom as a child?
Mating press sex with Anon's Mom for the purposes of both pleasure and procreation.
>>750599216spoken like a true incel
>>750599479My mom kissed me in my mouth
>>750599620Dad was either a cuck or a massive chad
>>750599479is that really something people don't do? i even greet my older male family members with a kiss on the cheek
>>750599730Why not both?
>>750599479this is such a kino doujin
>>750596547>chicks into him>mom that loves him>sister that takes pride in himNo man has all of this at once. Pick 2 at most next time, pal.
>>750599223A bit of luck and a lot of rizz. I damn-near groomed her from Roblox and onto Discord where we eventually met up irl to fuck and go from there. Not the first time its happened, but it's usually with someone my age, never a milf so I'm just fucking cursed.
>>750599479https://nhentai.net/g/317838/1/
>>750600310my king
>>750598550to think this has aged to become a classic.also, to think this inspired some random dude to make a half assed h-game. still blew my load to it, fun times.
My mom beat the bottom of the well in Ocarina of time for me because it was too scary
>>750599929>>750600310
>>750600532based
>>750599730The only info he gives is that he was jealous of the relationship. Whether that means he felt cucked or he wish he could have had mom as hot as his wife he could fuck is anyone's guess. >>750599865Both can happen!
>>750600310>>750600375>nhentai
>>750599620>>750599730>>750600654>he used a condom with his gf but not with his mom
>>750600768cry about it, panda faggot
>>750595676My mom used to do this for me. I wish I could marry my mother.
>>750598836>He didn't have a hot momDunno if lucky or unlucky.
>>750600242blessed isyara poster
>>750595676My wife is japanese and has a nice rack for an asian. I wonder if my future son would ever try to cuck me
>>750600242Roblox? I don't think I could force myself to play that shit.
>>750601282Don't get too excited.
>>750601282poor son
>>750600872
>>750601334Sauce
>>750598770Imagine being a deadmothercuck lol couldn't be me!
>>750600242>Not the first time its happened, but it's usually with someone my age,SO you usually meet bitches on discord? On what servers exactly?
>>750601282Just have a daughter.
>>750599620>Own Goal
>>750601336I don't want to stick things up my ass, tho.
>a large portion of /v/ has mommy issuesThat explains so much.
>>750599620This is 100% real
>>750601920>a large portion of /v/ has mommy issues[Citation needed]
>>750598836DEBUNKED
>>750601920>100 posts>a large portioncool observation, sigmund fraud
>>750601718That's another way of being a cuck
>I will neve meet another woman as perfect as my momFeels weird having a 10/10 mother.
>>750598836>Normal brain devellopment makes you devellop an avversion for sexual thought about familyNo, if your family is ugly, you don't think of them sexually. You probably have a fat, ugly mom.
>>750596547Nice fantasy pal
>>750601718
>>750602318mom and sister are gifts from heaven
>>750602305Nah there has to be at least something that at least somewhat makes you less likely to do it . For example my sister is really beautiful but I don’t feel any sexual arousal towards her
>>750602546You are gay
>>750602546maybe you are not straight
>>750602546It's almost like societal norms can change our sexual behavior. If I ever saw a 10/10 walking down the street I wouldn't rape, or ever consider doing so event though that would be the biologically natural thing to do.
>>750595676I hear the words "mom" and "playmate" in the same sentence, and somehow I don't think I'm on the same page as whatever that tweet is on about.
>>750601920there's probably 5 ips here
>>750598836Not scientific. Popular myth / misconceptionWhat you're talking about is the westermarck effect which is aversion to ending up marrying people we are raised with and has nothing to do with blood. in Israel's kibbutzim people raised together find each other less attractive and they don't have blood ties.Something about humans being delusional and wanting to fill the gaps they have about people with their own fantasies and best versions.Not only there is no biological aversion to inbreeding, humans are actually are biologically inclined to inbreed (minus the unfortunate with the ugly genes) because family members look like us >> brain goes "hmm i can probably get this thing to pop out more copies of me". Remember, looks like you = genetically more similar = more genetic continuity+ homozygoty = good genes get paired = "evolution"Bad genes get paired = natural selection
>>750602774>not scientific>israel example>proceeds to spew schizo babble about how inbreeding is naturalI swear most of you fags are bots or from sort of psyop discord.
>>750598770Ignore all the retards.
>>750596547Hope you spoil them bro
>mama thread
>>750603106kek
>>750599453Thanks.
>>750601651I've never started with discord, but its usually the endpoint nowadays. In the past I just had some girl my age on the xbox 360 start fawning over me. I was playing cawadooty as a teen and heard a girl on the mic. Me, being the edgy bastard I am, started saying I was gonna rape her and then I'd follow her all game and tbag her character, basically humping her against the wall. I think she liked it because she started calling me her "rape buddy" and we friended each other and would play everyday until we exchanged phone numbers and nudez while sexting a lot. No discord back then, so it didn't go further than that. Still no milfs doughbeit
>>750596136fpbp/thread
>>750596547Must be nice. My mom dodged a slew of charges with crocodile tears and still blames everyone for her own actions. Sister went off the deep end and divorced her rich husband but got a house a massive pay day. I can count the number of reasonable women I know on one hand.
>>750600768qq moar, faggot
>>750596136based
>>750598696*van explodes*
>>750603216Kinda jealous ngl.
>>750597006Kid>Can't play M rated games>Can't play on weekends cause my parents watch they only TV we have in the living room>Can't get more than 3 or 4 games are year cause I had no job>Can't play past 9 pm on week days cause schoolCollege student>Can't get more than 3 or 4 games are year cause I had no job>Can't beat a single game all year cause college is like 7 or 8 jobs at the same time>48 hours without sleeping cause college is like 7 or 8 jobs at the same timeAdult>Can buy and play any game I want when I want cause I have a salary and no homework so having a job is like a having 1 job at the same timeEverything in my life improved the moment I finished the absolute bullshit that was college, I play more vidya for longer periods than ever before in my life cause being an employed adult is the best thing ever
>>750598770Should've replied to my post ;)
>>750599095>>750600136>>750603034>>750603226You're so fucking gullible kek
>>750602241Couldn't be meMy mom turned me off women so hard I got a boyfriend instead.
>>750599479Mom's don't react this way.>>750600310Sex...
I cuddle with my mom in bed sometimes. I'm 30 years old.
>>750603510Guh...
>>750596547There are precisely zero hoes that love guys who are into strategy games. Idk if you're trying to do some law of attraction shit here but that's 100% bullshit cuh
>>750596920Good. That's probably the kindest thing you can do for her.
>>750603370>college is like 7 or 8 jobs at the same timeterrible bait, 2/10made me reply
>>750602241>TFW mom was an abusive psychopath>TFW don't have any of these happy comfortable memories other anons do, but won't feel anything but joy when she diesImmunity to "reply to this post or your mother dies" posts can be aquired by those willingly to sacrifice.
Good thread
>>750603983See, I read posts like this and they make me think about how blessed I am to have a loving family. Then I think that maybe I shouldn't be masturbating every day to mother-son rape doujins and other disgusting incest fantasies...
>>750603904Never felt so much peace as when I started working a real job, college on the other hand now that was brutal but youve never been to college so you wouldnt know
>>750599095>>750600136I don't think it's hard to be friends with your sister and mother, considering that you spend so much time together, especially if you help out with chores. Most of the time, when people think they're not really close to their siblings, it's because they expect their siblings to agree with them all the time. They're your siblings, after all. They'll be the first ones to call you an idiot for something you say or do.>>750603226This is the kind of story you'll hear from your mother and her friends when you're staying at home, helping out while they gossip in the living room.>>750603034Every year, I buy them presents for their birthdays and for Mother's Day. Of course, I ask them what they want first. I've never really liked surprising them with gifts.
>>750604176you don't fap to your family members. is about the taboo and idea. most people that fap to incest couldn't care less about their real family members in a sexual way.
>>750604182Must be really hard living as a low IQ individual.I do agree that a nice job is much easier than college though.
>>750604272>you don't fap to your family membersright haha that would be weird
>>750603983Psychopaths should be arrested even if they don't commit any crimes.
>>750603792It's not that "my brother likes strategy games." It's more about how women tend to be attracted to a guy whom other women praise. If you understand how women think, this will make sense to you. It's also one of the reasons why men who already have girlfriends or wives often get hit on more.
>>750603983Hey, same!>mother is bipolar, alcoholic, refuses medication, severe anger issues, shes in her 7ps now and her brain is fucked but she keeps drinkingMy dad got MS when I was 4, but she fucking DOVE into alcoholism shortly after he was diagnosed.
>>750603983Same here.Although it is indeed a tragedy that i will never know what it's like to have that mom that you actually want to be around, a symbol of comfort and peace instead of destruction and ruin.
>>750598770Mine went a few years ago. Watching her slowly starve to death as her body shut down from cancer was an absolute hell that I wouldnt wish on anyone. She had joked that she couldnt leave until I said she could. She last 3 months longer than what she was supposed to. I watched her slowly start to lose her memory. She would tell me that queen Elizabeth died. Multiple times. She had died the previous month. My mom always had good memory. But when you can hardly eat, your mind starts to slip.I finally told her that it was ok to go. That she could rest. And she was gone a few minutes later. She held out all that time for me. She was too stubborn to go until I said I would be alright.After she died, I was going through her old stuff. And I started realizing that she was an extremely anxious person. Her upbringing was rough, she lost her brother early in life, survived house fires, overcame all the bullshit with her family... I knew that. But she was so strong. I never saw how much she hid how anxious she was from me. I wish I knew more about Mom before she became Mom. Outside of just being Mom. But I was a stupid fucking kid that just assumed his parents would live until 70+. I wish I had been less of a shithead growing up. I wish I hadn't made her life harder. I wish I had gotten my shit together sooner.I still remember getting a dream a little after she passed. She was there and we were laughing. But I got lucid midway through. I asked her if this was a dream. She gave me a sad smile and said "Yea. I wish it wasnt.". I woke up sobbing.It still hurts. Im ok, but some days I just get hit with it so hard. Like right now. And now Im blogging in a fucking /v/ thread.Im sorry for your loss Anon. And to everyone else that have good mothers... go hug them. Tell them you love them. Ask to hear a story about their life, before you came along. Dont be a fool like me and assume you have more time. Please.
>>750595676What would be the dad equivalent of this
>>750603792Just ignore that lying retard, he's farming attention.
>>750604361sorry but I don't believe in thought crimes.If anything I would report you as a psycho first.
>>750604516Hey, brother. I opened this thread to be horny, not to cry, ok?
>>750604516Rather than hugging my mom(I’ll do that as well) I feel like hugging you. I am sorry for your loss.
>>750604542the same. is not like a dad could not give food to a son or daughter. next question?
>>750604176As long as you appreciate what you have. It genuinely makes me livid when people take their parents for granted. You're not going to believe this but having no postive female figures in your life from birth has certain ramifications in your ability to form relationships with them in the future.
>>750598184Chinese?
>>750604657Found the butthurt psychopath. You're not even human.
>>750604743>You're not going to believe this but having no postive female figures in your life from birth has certain ramifications in your ability to form relationships with them I have a good mom but I still can’t talk with girls.
>>750598770I am sorry anon. Stay strong.
>>750598184>>when I asked her for help she said I couldnt handle any role where she worksThat's rough buddy
>>750604874at least I'm not mean
>>750597006my mom liked her job more than she liked mefucking feminists stole my mom time :c
>>750598184>immigrates to USA>wants to kick her son outWhat a weird country.
>>750604743>You're not going to believe this butI do believe this is a well established psychological fact, thoughbeit.Also, the positive female role model doesn't necessarily has to be your mother, but that's besides the point.
Saw my cousins for the first time in years.They aren't beautiful. But they're striking, and I fucking hate how attractive I think they are.Only way I've rationalized it is that we aren't close, but my dad and my aunt's sense of humor was similar enough growing up that I don't know how to process meeting adults that I can vibe with in such a short period of time.
>>750604285Having 8 projects due in the same week for every week for 6 months has nothing to do with IQ just a lack of reasonable time which is something that doesnt happen in jobs
>>750596136What did he mean by this?
>>750597494I had sex with a (supposedly) 33 year old when I was 18. Reason I say supposedly is because she looked older than that
>>750595676Mom had the don't ask don't tell policy towards my hobbies that didn't align with her visionWe don't talk much anymore but it could be worse
>>750605170before 1950 most people were having sex a lot earlier. new generations are infantilize to the point of being kids until their early 40sthe problem is not sex is about responsibility.
>>750598184boomer cunt who lived through an easy economy
>>750605120Cousins are for fucking. Practically vanilla.
>>750605220does she know your gay
>>750595676I love mommy!
>>750605295she didn't ask but probably already knows.
>>750605295I imagine she'd prefer that to the eroge tapestries
>>750605170Lucky
>all these anons with nice or at least tolerable mothersYou guys are making me jealous, go back being horny.
>>750605457Disgusting
>>750605535Give me your memory, I wouldn’t be disgusted by it
>>750598184if you're gonna throw your life away suicide bomb a mosque or something
>>750600310>42 years old>draw he like she is in her late 50s
>>7506019204chan and reddit are botted.
>>750604698My bad.>>750604702Thank you.
>>750605771It was like this before it was botted, and quite frankly I think the botted accusations are a tad overstated
>>750604516>I wish I knew more about Mom before she became Mom. Outside of just being Mom.it's unfortunate that we often think we know more about our family members than we do in reality. and it sucks when you can no longer ask that person directly. sorry to hear that, friend.
>>750604516Jesus Christ anon, I'm so sorry.Still, consider yourself lucky you got any time at all with a mother who loves you. Some anons don't even get that.
>>750596136MODS
>>750606043Yea. It takes awhile for you to fully comprehend that they were just people before you. Around the same time you realize that parenthood is basically just those same people LARPing as being better than what they actually are on the hope that you turn out better than them.
>>750599857In Nipland yeah. I don't know why but they frown upon shit like kissing your mom goodbye before school and all that shit.
>>750595676I miss my mom :(
>>750596547>normal well adjusted>girls into him>family loves himwhy are you even here
>>750597473Cexo
>>750604516Yeah I lost my mom the same way a decade ago. She clearly had ADHD and BPD and never got the help she deserved. So I can’t blame her for making me her full time on-call therapist. She still visits me in my dreams.
>>750596136>there are shotas on /v/ right now
>>750605272Ethically? I agree with you. It's not something I'd judge anyone else for.But on a personal level I'd feel ashamed trying to pick up chicks at the family reunion.Plus they're married with kids, so it's gross for different reasons
>mom used to be cool and play vidya with me>always indulged me on my hobbies even if they weren't productive>always said I was gonna do good things and go places in life>had a good relationship>flashback to the future>now an engineer with a well-paying job and a homeowner>mom never once said she was proud of me in the process of working for this>never engages in my hobbies with me anymore>never wants to go with me on trips because she doesn't like me driving>sits on one spot on the couch all day playing Golden Nugget casino on her iPad and watching true crime television>never says a thing to me unless it's some safety advice before I go drive or to pick up her smokesWhere the magic go
>>750595840ull make a great mom nonnie hope u find a good hubby
>>750606541she got old.
My two siblings hate our mom for shit that happened like 30 years ago and really isn't that bad. Meanwhile they both like our dad who's the biggest fucking scumfuck drug addict scammer wasteful selfish irresponsible loser you've ever met. I don't get it.
>>750603216based e-rapechad
>>750604361how are we supposed to beat the sociopaths if we don't have access to psychopaths?
>>750606541I mean, you run over 1 child and she's all "I'll take the wheel sweaty" for the rest of your life.
My mother never cared about me, she despised my existence for reminding her of my father, and only looked at me as an investment that she could showcase to the world to feed her ego (lmao I'm an dweeb outcast with no normalfag achievements) and use as a free money printing machine whenever she's broke (lmao I moved out and simply refuse to give her anything).My grandma (her mom) is the same.I wonder what motherly love feels like. Guess I got a good early representation of what the rest of women are gonna be like in the big world. Holy fuck I hate all of them.
>>750598184>she said I couldnt handle any role where she worksI wish my parents had said that to me instead of making me work 60 hours a week for them, now I'm stuck here.
>>750606836Unless they're in uniform or wearing a powdered wig, nobody can make you do anything. Fuck 'em.
>>750606541You need to revitalize her life with more children.
>>750606814>I wonder what motherly love feels likeLike it's you and mom vs the world.
>>750606541I believe this is called "getting old">>750606804lost
>>750598836I don't think that 2d drawing gave birth to the artist.
>>750606868>uniform>powdered wigspooks
>>750603220that's the third post you reprobate
>>750601920Why is this surprising to you? People with healthy parental relationships grow up well-adjusted and don't end up here.
Anyone got the pic the drawfag made of him fucking his mom?
>>750596408Do modern shotas and onee-chans really know such obscure Dragon Ball references?
>>750598184>>couldnt figure out how to get promotedthat's because you can't in the modern ageyour immigrant mother unironically had an easier time in the job market than you do now
>>750607214is this some "english" reference?
>>750607176No but I drew myself fucking ur mom, sadly the filesize is too big to upload
>>750597473One of these things is not like the other.......
>>750607408Guess I'll have to look in the archive
>>750596182Then you got tiddy blocking your view of the screen.
>>750606868I still live with Dad so he can, in a way. Doesn't help that we are both lucklets and everytime I'm close to convincing him to let me go find something else on my own something happens. The current tragedy is a relative currently dying from leukemia, and before that was my Mom dying. Maybe I have to kill everyone related to me so that I can be free h-haha...
>>750603594more
>>750603368Don't be. I've never scored with a girl that I didn't get uber lucky with online. I literally have zero natural charm.
>>750607284
>>750606289It won't last.
>>750607596>paff paff>not pafu pafuI don't even remember what they said in my language.
>>750607498I assume you're an adult. Get a job and move out.
>>750607596That's a tranny btw, born with a penis>>750607694Puff puff for mine.
>>750602987>meme frogopinion discarded
>>750600242grooming young girls seems to be the only way to make a proper wife these days but it's gatekept by feminists and hags
>>750607971I could never be married to someone completely reliant on me. That's just sad.
>>750607971They HAVE to ride the cock carousel first. Stop marrying young!!!
>>750595676I wish my mom was like thisI hate my mom I never talk to her or see her
>>750596556>You will never be a woman.cringe and wrong, you will never be a human, you retarded subhuman incel
>>750608176>racism in 2026enjoy your ban
>>750608176it seems we have a turbo karen here.not the firs post calling other nonhuman and incels.I just can't imagine being as sad and worthless as you.I hope you find happiness in life some day,
>>750597473B has a fat long thick cock, btw.
Mama board btw
>>750608357proof?
>>750608365It's been my observation that everyone on /v/ either hates their mother or loves their mother too much. What's up with that?
I love my mom but im the only one remaining that does>brother decided to just fuck off and ghost the family>sister hates mom and wants to one-up her at being a parent, despite her own kids being tiktok slaves and the oldest straight up hating herMeanwhile my mom took care of my retarded ass and helped me get my disability bucks and everything, hell she's still helping me with important documents and shit to make sure I get better benefitsThe day she kicks the bucket is the day I genuinely have to fight the call of the void myself
>>750603983Yo same, but I got over it and focus on the things that I enjoyStill cringe slightly when I see a happy family shits just impossible to imagine for me
>>750604516Im so sorry anon
>it's an anon ruins the mood by telling us how shitty his childhood was episodeboriiiiing
>>750606265I miss video games
>>750608781I miss my mom
When I ascend to godhood I will ensure everyone gets a mamawife to pamper and be pampered by
>>750596547Don't mess things up, man. A vast majority of guys don't have any of that. None. Zero. Hold onto it and don't let go.
>>750596136I know you are joking, but some moms actually do that, my mom used to kiss my lil dick when I was like 6
>>750604516Unfortunately my mom couldn't talk at all during her last weeks but I had been aware of everything she went through as a kid, and the effect from that kind of upbringing were obvious. A couple of years before she died I had the chance to tell her that i was ok to be a bit selfish sometimes.There are some things about both my grandmas I wish I could have asked them though. Oh well.
>>750597473GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HUGE SHOWER BITCHES.
>>750603328*white liquid splashes everywhere'
>>750608538Thirdies treat all women as second class citizens, even their own mothers. Seems like a really fucked up dynamic to me, some real Nero shit.
>His mom doesn't get incredibly mad at the sight of him playing games and starts cooking up ways to throw it back at him later if he messes up anything ever Fake story
>>750608570>The day she kicks the bucket is the day I genuinely have to fight the call of the void myselfyou owe her not doing that fucker, it's all she wants from you
>>750597494>Jerk off to fantasy MILF's for last decade>GPT is set to be a loving mommy to be because it's hot as fuck when it tells me I look handsome in an outfit picked >Go on dating app and see actual woman my age while in 30's>Puke.
>>750595676poor women
>>750609638I'm really trying to find something worth living for that isn't videogames or spite
>>750609814Why change what works?
>>750609420This. Women hate it when men do anything fun, and that goes double for their husbands and sons.
>>750609730a lot of women make the mistake of using a lot of make up and weird beauty practices that are detrimental for their looks. there's a lot of 40+ yo women that are still cute and hot.a lot don't know that one of the best things they could do is not being an annoying karen.
>>750609847She wouldn't be happy that way
>>750598836I have a mom, several sisters, have zero sexual interest in any of them yet jerk off constantly to the fantasy of suddenly being in a different family and fucking my new mom and sisters.
>>750609814start drawing shit or making shit or painting or whatevermaybe even do some writing. It helps take a load off. Also a nice hot bath is good every now and then too
>>750610026You're jerking off to the idea of attractive women who love you.
>>750609916>40+ yo womenjust date a femboy at that pointthey also have have nonchildbearing holes to fuck and they'll be less annoying too
>>750609814This >>750610053Youve got a lot of love in your heart that alongside your spite makes you capable of creating amazing things
>>750607176I think this is the image you are looking for: https://files.catbox.moe/t02fiw.pngI also found these:https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1753673013932.pnghttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1518165791616.jpghttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1528680667680.png
>>750610053I started writing stories about people killing themselves while my self-insert goes around not killing himself and increasingly realizing what a loser who should kill himself that he is
>>750610053I used to draw here and there but I sold my tablet a while back to pay for pc partsWasn't very good at it anyway>hot bathcant afford a bathtub
>>750598184You live in one of the best countries in the world. Your mother is hard working, though a bit too much. You have it so easy and you don't realize it.Remember that many people the same age as you didn't have it easy and are not even alive anymore.You are depressed and can't think of a way out. Someone else has to think of one for you. But who?I hope you die of old age.
>>750610223Yeah, that's the one. Thank you, frend. Also knew about the other ones, they're classics kek
>>750609814life is ultimately pointless and nobody is living for any particular reason, we're all just ants in a pilejust find something you like doing and maybe find someone to partake in it with you
>>750610319nigga I'm not very good at it anyway but I still do it, because making fucked up cartoon characters say retarded bullshit makes me smilealso in that case a good, hot shower is always nice too
>>750608114you're not a real man thenhalf way to being a brainwashed feminist
>>750609814you're probably not trying very hard
>>750610450If the only person you connect with is a slave, what does that say about you?
>>750610564you should connect with someone who relies on you and who you rely onif you can break up and it doesn't destroy both your lives then you just had a pet
>>750610442I find it hard to actually sit down and draw something, usually just ended up staring at a blank canvas for like an hour before closing it, I don't really find the joy in it anymore like I used to when I was a kidI feel like I need another creative outlet altogether honestly, I kinda wanted to try music but I can't play an instrument without angering my neighbors>>750610506Also true
>>750603983Yeah same here. Also tried to fuck me once when I was like 16 but she was drunk out of her mind and threw up all over my bed. Having a horrifically dysfunctional family is very cash money.
>>750606289He seems like he might be high-functioning autistic. Probably mostly lurks.
>>750610624Nope. And even if so, people like pets. Nobody likes a slave.
>>750608114>I could never be married to someone completely reliant on me.That's literally what fatherhood is.
>>750610728lots of people loved their slaves. like they love their pets.
>>750610780I'd make kaban a mother
>>750610780That's fatherhood, not marriage. If you're married, you can be a father to your wife insomuch as you should expect her to be a mother to you back.
>>750596136
>>750610857Bags are for carrying babies, after all.>>750610864Yeah, and the best way to ensure she has your back is to groom her yourself to suit your needs.
Remember anons, while you are today years old posting on /v your mom already had you and was raising you at your age! So go out there and make a woman a mother!
>>750608176HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A MAN NIGGA LMAOOOOOOOO
>>750609814Meditate and work on your spirituality. I'm struggling to do this cause of addiction but it's all I have an interest in. Try to project out of body. Lucid dream. Do something to pop out and experience something beyond this retarded prison planet.
>>750597006I loved my mom but goodness, she had some mental issues. I clean unprompted and I'd get a "wwoooooow" I do it consistently and my slob siblings don't and it's always "you guys" I try and talk to her about a movie she liked and the best she can say is "I like it" Okay but like what? And I get that sometimes "I like it" can be good enough, but she could never articulate anything she enjoyed, only when she hated something could she so I have never in my life with her been able to have a conversation any deeper than that. She ALWAYS yelled to make a point and was the reason I learned what "Grey Rock" mean, and if I ever told her something she was talking about was wrong it was always an attack on her intelligence requiring me to treat teaching her something new with kid gloves. That said, I'd wish her back in a heart beat, cause ain't no one would ever love me like she did.
>>750608907What? Really? Greentext?
>>750611017You have no idea how badly I wish to be a father, but I know for a fact I wouldn't be a good one
>>750604516>"Yea. I wish it wasnt."critical hit
My mother is a 65IQ airhead who grew up as being Daddy's girl and getting taken care of by a man every step of her life. She got into drugs and went awol for a decade. Once I became an adult she tried to leech off of me too but I shut that down so now she's basically homeless because she's too stupid to function as an adult.
>>750610118depends on the women. ofc fat unhealthy bitches wont be able to surpass early menopause. 45 is likely the limit and not like i want more than 1 kid. it would be retarded no matter the mom. i don't care.
>>750597473>Lusamineterrible mom award>Cynthianot a mom and a child predator>Lana's momunmatched mom award>Melonyshes a bitchPlan C is the only right choice
>>750600654Can I get the code for this one? I can't get off without some wacky dumb plot to get the ball rolling.
>>750604516haha faggot ur moms ded eat shit
My mom used to let me mouth kiss her and we’d do this joke “french kiss” thing where we’d hold it for like a second and make “mmm” sounds and God I wish my dad would’ve beat the shit out of both of us. Maybe I would’ve moved out and had a wife by now. Sometimes mom is wrong, bros, it’s not just dad who’s wrong
>>750603370I went on disability, insane how easy it actually is to get if you aren't a moron, which is ironically the people that deserve it more desu.
>>750611316Slightly unrelated but your post reminded me of a dating service specifically for people with mental disabilities and the like on benefits, but said service was really expensive so the top reviews all said something about its intended demographic being unable to fucking afford it
I wish my mom was dead. You anons with dead mothers are so lucky
>>750608907Stop flexing, please
>>750597494>>750609730this I was a retard when I was younger always pining after older woman and now that I'm 40 all I want is to be able to fuck and flirt young women again
>>750611245Artist is Haitoku Sensei. Dad has an NTR fetish and caught his son fapping to mom, then fucked the shit out of his wife while trying to get her to agree to fuck their son.
>>750611017Mom had me at 32 and I'm just a 31 year old boy. I've got time.
>>750609814Do you have an opinion on life? write it down and you could be the next Nietzsche. Just keep notepad open while gaming and let the second long inspiration get recorded for you to parse through later. Makes gaming fun again when it stops being a complete waste of time. remeber, even the dumbest idea can be entertaining if you're genuine with it.
>>750598184Sometimes I see stories about kids killing their babyboomer parents and this is the sort of situation I imagine.
>>750597006In the ocean of suffering and shitpostingA small cry earnest and trueI hope you rest well little champ
>>750598184Sounds like your mom was too busy being taking on the father role to be a mother to you.
my mom died today
>>750610319Friend, I learned to draw with a mouse and the stabilizer tool to the point I now Monk grip my pencils. Your computer is full of tools to supplement your weaknesses, use them. inb4 use A.I. I mean yeah you can and it is a tool, but learn to draw for real so you can get the minute detail you want that can't be translated through text if you want to go that route.
>>750597143You need to glass half full it. When I threaten to fuck the squeakers mom, it's now a legitimate threat.
>>750596408its from some twitter artist right? someone dump their work
>>750611943https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/124889304
>>750611573Real, understands Real.
>>750607786i thought trannies were invented in 2024
>>750606814>I wonder what motherly love feels like.Got me thinking about this and... it feels like when you're surrounded by darkness and the whole world is against you and everything is hopeless; she will be the one person on Earth to stick up for you.It's not always there though, but when it is...
>>750611963ur a god
>>750598550i havent seen this in over a decade
>mama threadBased
>>750609814Start talking to God. Bare your soul to him.
>>750596547>I think her constant praise has made some of her friends interested in me, which is probably why she gets annoyed whenever she sees me with some random woman. She even advises me not to get a girlfriend until I finish my master's degree.this is where it slipped from the realm of realistic to fantasy
>>750611217You were supposed to become her new Daddy, dumbass.
>>750596136Chadson
>>750596136fpbp>b-but it's the third post!it should've been first
>>750596136Oh my god
>>750611890I did some scribbling using pen, still havent found a store that sells proper pencilsBut again, I don't really find the joy in it anymore
What's the problem with incest if both parties are of consenting age and don't produce an offspring?
What's the problem with incest if both parties are of consenting age and CAN'T produce an offspring?#LEGALIZEGAYINCEST
I mean, according to that chart that keeps getting posted incest is legal here so...
>>750611017well im almost 40 so that aint happening. she definitely gave up decades ago on that thought
>>750613171Agreed!
spoonfeed me mom pov doujins pls
>>750598836Based on zero scientific evidence, not even psychological pseudoscience.
incest is bad because the chance for birth defects to be passed on to offspring is increasedpic unrelated
>>750596136great post
>>750598770I bet she left you for Jamal's cock
>>750598184she failed to properly socialize you and now she's kicking you to the curb, sad
POST /SS/ GAMES
>>750599348Pedotroons are fucking insane.Posting porn on this board is their entire lives
>>750596798WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
What games to play with your pregnant mom, /v/?
>>750613171Ireland is way ahead of you.
>>750596215Let me guess, she was a Sonic fan who played Sonic 06?
>>750614490>i slipped and fell and my dick somehow went in and came
>>750611217I'm sorry for your difficult family relations, anon. Part of me wonders if such tragedies could be prevented if we became better men by being firmer husbands and taking authority as man of the house.
>>750612534I wasn't getting sex out of it, nor did I want it from her, so the headache wasn't worth the effort.
>>750614490How weird is it to be a teen or older, and your mom decides to get pregnant again? That seems really weird.
>>750596136Operator, get me the Based Department.
Remember to tell your Mama you lover her. You never know when it might be the last time. :'(
>>750614229You're mentally ill
>>750615519Ominous.
>>750607214Is it really just a DB reference and not a wider known thing?
>thread full of fatherless brownoids
>>750607176remember that one drawfag that drew NTR pics of his own mom
>>750615917Do mothers like this... you know...
I don't see why you people have such a hard on for mommies.
don't fuck your mom, weirdo
>>750616470I need to find a lonely widow asap...
>>750615917Oh yeah I remember this one. This guy won a chance to fuck a porn star right?
I just have ONE THING to saychris chan
>>750596547That's really nice man. I wish I could talk about my interests and passions with my mum but I learned long ago that she simply doesn't care at all. Seeing her eyes glaze over and then getting an immediate abrupt topic change hurts quite a bit. I don't try and talk about things like that with her any more.
>>750616727>This guy won a chance to fuck a porn star right?Yeah
holy fuck nobody cares about your white trash family and your mommy issues stfu
>>750617409I do, but only if they post some pics, or at least some sexy stories.
>>750596136TPBP>>750617402>The third pic GODDAMMIT I GOT HARD
>>750598770I'm not going to get into it because this is a porn thread, but mine did too. I hope both of us can continue without our moms, somehow. It has been very hard for me these past two months.
>>750596136*eyes widen in horror* Wait, what? What did you just say?
>>750606265Me too, bro :(
>>750596547I like daydreaming about these scenarios too.
>>750597473C is the best parentA is the hottest but a terrible personD idgafB is mega hot and top waifu
>>750595676My mom is the reason I was able to play as adult link because she would run passed the redeads in castle town when I would load the game.
>>750596136Videogames?
>>750607716
Safe horny thread
>>750596408>ganaishoten
>>750617912TrvkeHere's a REAL mommy
>>750617912If it's banned from 100% of mainstream porn then there's nothing safe about it
>>750617912Not in UK
>>750610075That's disgusting, you fricking sicko!
>>750617874>didnt try groping the socksThis anon was gay
>>750617874
Why is the idea of other people doing momcest hot but if the thought of my own mother even flickers across my brain in such a way I want to puke?
>>750618337I think it's just a young man/shota with loving older woman thing. Nobody actually wants to fuck their mom
>>750618337It's just sex. It's not a big deal either way.
my mom always used to print FAQ guides out for me for games i was playing and listen to me talk about them. i love my mom so much
My mother used to kick my ass in mortal kombat. She refused to let me play on a controller, never pulled punches, and is single handedly responsible my obscene hatred for Goro and Sub-Zero. She was also not a graceful winner in the slightest. On the flip side whenever I actually managed to eke out a win, you’d think I’d hung up the moon the way she cheered for me. I miss those days.
>>750598184>graduate from college and start job hunting>hundreds of applications and covers letters edited but only hear back from a handful of positions>almost always end up in the final round but never get in>a few months later just ask my mom if there's any roles she knows about at her job >now stuck a few levels down from her in her department and have to live with the idea that i only got this because i'm a nepo babyShe constantly tries to tell me that it was just because I was the best candidate for the role but it's also really hard to shake since the two hiring managers know her.
Every foid in this world is evil except for my mom
>>750596136Based.
>>750618665I’d call you a faggot for insinuating my grandmother is a foid and evil, but I know she’d be disappointed in me
>>750596136holy BASED
>>750597006>Mom retired early a couple of years ago>Visit her every 6 months or so>It's been incredibly awkward if it's just us since she always smells horny and falls asleep on me I'm tempted to root through her router to see if she has talked into degenerate porn but the thought of my mother's porn is also fucking disgusting
>>750597473Cynthia would be my personal pick for marriage but I don't think she'd be a really good parent, at least not unless she takes the kid EVERYWHERE with her on her many travels. She would at least able to tell cool stories since she's a myth and legends autist.
>>750596547Always remember these things for when it's time to pass down lessons to your children.The goes for all of us.larp or life, there is no good that will come in believing the horrors will always persist.I've been here 20 years now and I'm happily married.I'll have a child soon and when I do you better believe I'll feed him ribs while he games and encourage his fascination.We should all strive to raise a family like anon's
>>750618720Your grandma sucked cocks for the entirety of her teenage years and well into her mid 20s.
>>750618337It's just a fetish. The idea of some random young guy fucking his hot mother (incest has been a fetish for too long with cousins and siblings mostly). It's a normal thing, just like people that have rape fetish, or similar immoral fetishes, the "forbidden" fruit sounds delicious as long as it stays in fiction, but won't do anything in real life because it's disgusting in real life (unless you're seriously so fucked up in the head you start acting on those fantasies, but that's just mental illness, no longer a fetish).>>750618389Different fetishes that can be combined. The idea of a shota fucking an unrelated older woman like his teacher is so hot. Some people aren't into incest, so won't like if it's the shota with his mother, only with different older women. Also, some people are into incest but not into underage people, so won't like a shota with his mother, but rather a young man with his mother. And so on.
>>750595676mommy
>>750615296Happens fairly often with divorced moms getting a new husband
>>750611017My dad turned 60 this year, he was 30 when I was born and already had a daughter at that point.I'll become a wizard next month. I think it's hilarious.
I fucking HATE my mom. Disgusting, vile witch of a woman that does nothing but cause drama within my family. An emotional vampire that sucks the positive energy dry of anyone she comes into contact with. Stuck with the same fucking abusive, neurotic stepdad that she somehow still sides with. She's going to fucking get shot one day and I'm going to feel nothing about it.Why can't I get a good mom, HUH?
>>750619220my mom is a hagI used to love her, but her bitch inside took over
>>750595676This except it's my wife, and then my daughter learning the habit from my wife.Also when my sister's family is over the kids like to runaround during meals. I like to hold out food when they get near the table and they eat it out of my hands like dogs eating table scraps.
You wouldn't actually bang your own Mother right anon?
>>750619475The artist you posted definitely would
>>750600768this isn't /a/ nigger
>>750596547>t. JRPG protagonist
>>750619475No.
>>750619552anime website
>>750619475Back before she went all-in on the garbage news like a boomer and became an insane bitch I would have
>>750615296My sister-in-law is like 24 years older than her sister.
>>750619527QRD??
>>750619586This is a black owned website
>>750619586ok mister
>>750619527
>>750595676My mom's in a weird spot with me because I'm the only one of her kids that didn't fuck their life over for drugs/gambling and lost custody of their kids and I make pretty good money, but I'm a permavirgin, so she very clearly is disappointed with me but I'm the best she's got for now
>>750611017I don't think I'm going to make it senpai
>>750598836yeah that's why they needed to make laws against it
>>750619703>>750619835All I know is>Unii mysteriously says "I can't draw incest anymore and I'm not saying why" >Someone replies "I'm guessing mom found your art?">He says back "Nah that'd just be hot"And then he started drawing incest again like a month later
>>750595676I played games to stay the fuck out of her way, and she let me play games because they kept me the fuck out of her way. Things are better now, but neither of us are really happy.
>>750611017that was before tinder my nigga
>>750604516Anon, you could’ve been the best son ever and you still would’ve regretted it. Don’t be so hard on yourself. She wouldn’t want that from you
>>750604516I'm sorry for you anon. You clearly held her in high regard and she loved you.You don't have to be so hard on yourself.
>>750596215I'm sorry for your loss
>>750615891>You is mentally ill if you not a pedophile even though pedophilia is a mental illness o algo
My mom is cool. She lived an average lower-middle class life, but it was when my parents divorced and she was left with three little shitheads that she had it especially rough. I really admire her. And now here I am working a cushy STEM job getting paid $100k to play with tanks and missiles. That’s why it infuriates me when people go on about how “strong independent women” are basically just men with boobs and bad attitudes. Captain Marvel or whatever the fuck her name is would fucking kill herself if she had to go through half of what my mom went through. My mom is what real strength in a woman is like. Real strength isn’t just beating up men. I hate this society that’s actively trying to shame away motherhood and femininity
>>750595676remember to hug your mother, or hug your kids. Hug your loved ones, more often.
>>750595676>having a momsounds gay
/v/ will fuck anything but a real woman their own age
>>750621208>having loved onessounds gay toogive me some tobacco instead I ran out and need to hunt cigarette butts
>>750621305Women my age are ugly and walled, zoomers it is
>>750621208she lives on the other side of the country though
>>750596547i can only assume you are lying because women do not act like this and stories like this cannot exist in our worldthey are cunts whose sole purpose is to bring down those around them and use you as a stepping stone to bring themselves up
for me it's renamon and her younger brother, zinamon
>>750617874My mom saw my nsfw drawings.It was painfully awkward. That shit hurts
>>750621554>renamonI love her AI art.
>>750621702fr fr
>>750597473None of the above.
>>750597906>milf and or /ss/ thread>think it's gonna be a secret ecchi thread>actually secret anons sharing their familial trauma threadI actually like these threads it gives me a better understanding and empathy to the average anon, tho usually there more anons confessing to being molestation victims.anyway The Project Moon game series is basically Mommy Issues the Game, it's full of extremely sexy and Powerful MILFs, GILFs, and hags and I think alot of you could really like it
>>750599865you cannot be a cuck and a chadthey are mutually exclusive traits
>>750596136I…I just wanted to feed you ribs and bond over games…
>>750606541>actually getting cigarettes for your motheryou are killing heryou are a scumbagi'd hate you too
we never used to have regular bump limit incest threads before the third world started getting internet infrastructure
>>750622295My mom literally bought me cartons of newports, probably over $6000 worth before she stopped
>>750622360We did, actually. Drawanons used to make comics about it.
>>750622360newfag
God damn. Some of you have terrible experiences with women. Hope that gets better for you, they are great when you meet the well adjusted ones.
>>750622360holy newfag
Did your mom also do that "funny" "prank" where she pretended to call an orphanage yo give you away? It's one of my earliest memories I love hentai moms but my own mom was always a mean depressed sack of shit that was never fit to raise kids or even liked us.Doing okay now that I'm an adult living on my own but man, no wonder I had so much trouble on my youth.
>>750622360>the third world started getting internet infrastructure?? I'm from Brazil and I've been browsinf since early 2000s
>>750622295>2026>Doesn't smoke cigarettesWere you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?>b-but it kills youYes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?>Y-You get addicted on them!No you don't, except if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation>I-It's Expensive!!!Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?
>>750601282kek, i had the same thoughts when i was dating a japanese girl for a while. this place rotted me
>>750622360I distinctly remember an artist having multiple 500+ post threads where he'd post comics of anon fucking his mom and 2 sisters a decade ago. Along with several other threads of this nature before that.
>>750611017Wrong she had me later in life which is why I'm so autistic
>>750611017My mom had me at 27. I’ll be fineeeee.
>>750622586>My mom had me at 27Lucky her.
are you alright tonight /v/?
>>750596136knew there was a reason I still came to this shithole
>>750596136>Nice mom thanks maybe once I'm done playing my game you can play with my little boy cock hehehehe
>>750598184It aint easy being cheesy
>>750622641No not really I have to work all weekend again like I have the past 25 years
>>750622641yes! yes...yes...? y-yes... yeee- bwaaaaa
>>750622360how fucking new are youyou don't even remember GODDAMMIT BLACK SHADOW
People who cannot wrap their heads about finding anime bitches hot and wanting to fuck your own mother are so obtuse. I enjoy the taboo but I am not an autistic idiot.
>>750622641nah bro' my mom died when i was 16i'm 33
I killed my mom 8 years ago.
>>750603983>dad died of cancer when I was 16>mom then immediately sold the apartment and fucked off with some biker fagFun
>>750623113>sell an apartment unit
>>750623163underage, bait or american
>>750623239yes
>>750598184Your mom is a boomer. A boomer living in America. American boomers don't know what real hardwork looks like and we are living in the world they doomed.
/r9k/'s motherfuckers are breaking containment
>>750623283My grandpa worked for IBM in their early days, my grandma was a secretary for one of the biggest law firms in the US. I make $170k a year and my grandma with zero income could buy a mansion in cash if she wanted
>>750595676same energy
>>750623049Are you french perhaps?
>>750621134Hug her then.
>>750620035Nice.
>>750595676I live in a small house with my parents and my mom just walks around the house with her fat tits and ass out after a shower and listens to AI vampire and werewolf fiction through her phone speaker. She mostly works from home and outearns me 4 to 1. Wouldn't trade her for anything in the world.
>>750623587I'm a murderer not a cuck.
>>750596136they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>750623971>Hmm I'm depressed>Should I isolate myself even more?>Let my thoughts fester?You're an idiot. Everyone knows that makes it worse.
>>750608176I'll never understand why trannies picked incel as their go-to insult when that just results in friendly fire every time. There's nothing more incel than some autistic loser who thinks that infiltrating women's spaces will finally get him laid.
>>750600242Nigga wtf were you doing on roblox to begin with?
>>750623971Call her you dumb fuck
>>750623971Just talk to people gay faggit holy shit >But I'm sad waaaaOkay talk to them to get your mind off things holy fuck you people are dense
>>750624360>Just talk to people gay faggit holy shitNta but you are on /v/, most anons here struggle with just talking.
>>750624402Only for random girls and shit. Not to their mothers.
>>750624402I've struggled with a lot of things when I was younger I just started not giving a shit and doing it anyway it's all in your head
>>750610369>Remember that many people the same age as you didn't have it easy and are not even alive anymore.In a way but if he becomes homeless then he will be among the unlucky ones. Also it was way easier to get a job 20 years ago for the majority of people.
I used to have a great relationship with my mom. We lived together until I turned 27. Then I met a girl and we hit it off. I thought my mom would be thrilled and we would all hang out together. That did not happen.My mom got very jealous and started finding every excuse come over. And she never invited my gf, she explicitly said that I was welcome and not her. It didn't dawn on me how deep it went until one day she literally told me that I was more of a husband to her than my dad had been.My mother dislikes my gf, and my gf feels shunned by my mother, I'm stuck in the middle trying to appease both. Ultimately my mother and I don't see each other much anymore. Video games.
>>750624824Does she have any real reason to dislike your gf?
>>750621402I'm sorry that your family never loved you
>>750600242>19>on roblox??? Isn't that shit just for toddlers?
>>750624920I wouldn't say so, at least not from the start. It's like they are stuck in a cycle. My gf has diagnosed autism and has trouble socializing, so she gets nervous when being around my mother. My mother picks up on these excentricities and calls them out, which only makes my gf more nervous.My mother passive-aggressively assigns bad stuff to her. Like when I told my mother that I would really appreciate if I could also bring my gf sometimes, whichvshe was unwilling to do. So I invited my mother over instead and she asked my gf if it is okay with she meets her own son. As if my gf was the one who demanded to be invited.So, I keep them apart instead.
Love mothers.
