You're at the /v/lub. Which gang are you hanging out with ?
>>750593856I S O L A T E DALOEAPART
>>750593856what is that video a good example of what the average person does in parties? i don't go to them, i prefer to stay in my house and play vidya
On the dance floor with fucking DOOK and Notsoserious Sammy
I'll be in the bathroom snorting coke
>>750594030You go and drink extremely overpriced alcohol, then dance like an idiot, yeah.
>>750593856wow...
>>750594030yes, you drink and dance. unfortunately the women are rarely that hot and the guys aren't as cool either.
>>750593856Would be cool without the aislop. Hire cosplayers.
>>750593856good morning sir
is this minimax?
>>750593856Rolling on molly and having dance-offs with anyone I recognize Also, that clip is based. Anti-AI fags should get roped.
>>750593856Zoomers think clubs are really like this, maybe 20 years ago they were. Now its just a bunch of grumpy bitches on their phones 24/7
>>750594170>>750594183Seems like a shitty waste of time and money.
>>750593856I normally get drunk and hit on older women, made out with one once and told her lets get a hotel but she wanted her husband to watch and i was like miss me with that gay shit
>>750593856>romanticizing boring club lifeweeew lad
>>750594514Dont worry anon, your sophisticated person wouldn't like it. Much better to stay alone and just play games
>>750594568uhh it's ok if it's my vidya frens
>>750594075drugs aren't the answer
>>750594030>>750594170>>750594183>>750594514manlet copes
>>750594568Its fun until you go into a stable relationship, after that its whatever.
>>750594228>Lets hire a bunch of 3DPD whores, out of shape pussy hungry basedmales and loony troons instead of having the AI gen it exactly according to your specification
>>750594183Plenty of hot ones were i am. I do get rejected a lot but im so used to it i literally dont care anymore. Also sometimes you get a good conversation out of it
>>750594614Rather have a vodka and play fightan with my friends
>>750594643Oh yeah, the point is to get some sluts into a motel and get some AIDS. How could I forget that part? Was that after or before the drunk whore pukes on me?
>>750594228>Pay cosplayers what they're worth
I wait outside and beat the shit out you fags when you to come out
>>750594803Yeah you can never do that if you go to a party
>>750594717>exactly according to your specificationlol lmao evenIt must be exhausting having a brain that has to settle for 80% of what it wants.>>750594913This guy isn't even respected among VAs after the shit he pulled with Ramlethal and the entire Korean VA community. Fuck him.
>>750594914Club areas in Miami are full of cops who really dont like fights because it stops their constant flirting with girls coming out of tue clubs, they will beat the shit out of you and put you in the back of a cop car.
>>750594913Isn't this guy a supremacist?
zoomers are kind of based for killing nightclubs
>>750595051I got what i wanted out of it, you'd rather shit your pants about AI to a bunch of anonymous strangers instead of pursuing what you want.
>>750595317>I got what i wanted out of itBut you didn't tho. You kept pressing generate until you got enough clips that looked "good enough" and stitched them together. You didn't direct a scene from your mind. You didn't coordinate or set up the exact environment from your imagination. You didn't create anything.
I'll go with cloud or the lil guy from nier, I'll be sure to invite them to several shots so they're more assertive with my advances.
>seething wall of text incoming
>>750594643>Manlet>Dragged to the club once with my gigachad extended godfamily>Drinking>Shouting loudly at each other>Girl I considered more like a cousin than anything else grinding on me on the dance floor (I am gay)No they're right.It was okay, but I could see how it'd feel like a blast to do every week if you were tall and sexy and didn't have the prospect of your teenage interweb misadventures coming out haunting your every waking moment and social interaction.
>>750595051>It must be exhausting having a brain that has to settle for 80% of what it wants.Yes but that's just what being an adult entails.
>>750595418you are so mad
Lukabros...
>>750598173KINO
>>750594423That’s because those chicks are normal people who don’t do drugs. Clubs are heavily glamorized in our culture, but they’re really just extremely loud places you go to drink and dance and maybe find sex (if you’re into sex with strangers). Most women don’t know how to handle that kind of environment any more than most men do. They do it anyway because of FOMO and social rejection. Lots of guys do it for that same reason. So you end up with a room full of people who assume going to the club means they will automatically have *fun* before even knowing whether they are compatible with that environment or not. That’s why clubs are so crowded and why most people attest to them being “meh” at best. If you aren’t there to get fucked up and dance, then you shouldn’t expect to have fun. Simple as.
>>750598929>my feet hurt
>>750593856Team Duke/Sam
>>750599035>chicks show up in their heels because they wanna look sexy The real ones bring flats in their purse to make sure the bouncer doesn’t turn them away. The scary ones know how to dance in their heels.
>>750593856Im with team Rockman X blasting The Protomen in our corner
how are you entertained by this shit
>>750599937why aren't you?
>>750598929No one ever talks about how much it sucks that you have to do that shit late night.
the yakuza guys because its the most believable
>>750600401>>750600451I like the funny/fun ones better than the sexy ones. Unless we're doing bara, go ham then.
>>750593856>Claire and Leon dancing togetherHmm I wonder who is behind this gen?
>>750593856Ill walk in get drunk as quickly as possible then chain smoke outside with the door guy like I usually do when im forced to go clubs.
>>750600658It's funny to me how much of the 80s was just the 70s hanging on for dear life.
>>750600747I like both because I'm not gay
>>750600954Well, I'm gay, sloots with b cups aren't enough to titillate. Post some gag boobs, don't care if they're on a man or a woman.
>>750595138of toads?
>all classic and iconic video game characters>and then there's the BG3 crewjust because it's a popular game doesn't mean the characters are anywhere near as iconic.
Phew.. I know 98% of the characters, I am still allowed to be on /vee/
>>750602183even horizon/jin and the overwatch crew felt out of place as hell
>>750602183AInigger doesn't care, he wants every seasoning in his slop pot
>>750594178Yup.
>>750594037Ayeooooow
>>750595309It's a small victory compared to having your whole financial future and personal dreams being robbed of you. Might as well let all of modern enetertainment and recreational public entertainment be grinded into dust so past gens have all their fun robbed of them as well. Even then, Millennials seemed to be checking out of them as well so it's literally boomers and gen x'ers going "WHAT?! LE HECKIN' ALCOHOL, PARTIES, SPORTS, AND CLUBS ARE DYING?!" Even then that's mostly the media and elites reacting like that. But if you're an anon with friends or family who buy into mainstream shit, and unironically think zoomers as a whole are unfun, nigga, some of them are what you want them to be, and others are literally incapable of finding fun in it because you sought to have an eye on them and also deprive businesses of a viable competitive environment.Even fucking gaming is probably on the downswing. They're gonna be wondering where all the zoomers are playing games. Nigga, it's all fucking combined into a handful of games and entertainment in movies and TV is boring slop.
>>750595309Zoomers cant afford clubs or much of anything really
>>750595309>>750602737you guys are fucking crazy lmao, night clubs still exist
>>750600747Fine, I'll do it myself.
>>750594228>let's hire hundreds of extras and build a vintage disco for a shitpostYou're retarded. >>750598739Based Danzig
>>750605976Forgot my file.
>>750598739>>750598173>>750593856damn i wish i was brown and retarded so i could find this slop funny
>>750598929what social rejection
>>750600747This pretty much sums up the hate for anything titilating to straight men
>>750593856is this rael
>troony still shitting xir pants over others having fun
Its been years since ive been in a club
>>750593856probably want to replace 9s with 2b and a2
>>750593856sexually harassing both 2B and 9S
>>750606521Er, I meant *fear of social rejection Forgot to include that word.
>>750593856clubs in my area are very shittyidk I've yet to find a good one that's not some shitty place that's popular for some reason but ultra basic and normie but also hostileI found one kinda like that, which is literally in a basement - and it's still kinda shitwhat's worse is, I almost got beaten/mugged/probably killed/raped there because turns out there's a lot of faggots at underground clubs and that includes the stafffucking haunting shit, man, no joke, it was scary as hellanyway, Nier corner looks EXTREMELY inaccessible, they look fucking high-maintenance but probably thereactually, fuck that, going to the dovahkiin unironically, skyrim is a placegoing up to drunk yakuza or a drunk creeper seems like a horrible ideatifa looks hot but idk cloud would probably get my shit kicked in if I approached her
>>750595051>This guy isn't even respected among VAs after the shit he pulled with Ramlethal and the entire Korean VA community. Fuck him.gimme a qrd
>>750593856>Doesn't prompt the Assassins getting patted down and arrested at the doorMissed opportunity
>>750593856I'm hanging out with the tendies so I can roofie Midna's drink and plap her later
>>750594037Yo is this shit REAL?
>>750593856Is it a /v/lub of only bad games?
>>750593856This is terrifying
>>750600451Imagine if this was what they'd advertised the metaverse as instead of fat legless niggers
>>750598739Kino potter.
>>750613413The point of corpos appropriating the metaverse was specifically to stop that kind of thing from happening. There are only 2 scenarios in which it's possible:1) Fortnite-style total domination where other companies beg to put their characters in for marketing, so your slowly build up crazy crossover potential and the ability to dictate how other people's stuff appears on your platform; if you're not that platform's owner, fuck you I guess2) Totally open modding where people can just do whatever they want and you can't stop themThey were shitting their pants when RPO came out, and Hollywood pushed it SPECIFICALLY because it would put in people's heads an idea that would completely FUCK game/tech companies. A shitty metaverse was on purpose to dash that dream as effectively as possible.
>>750593856>>750598173>>750598739this is enjoyable slop
>>750598173Why are brown people like this?
>>750593856normally i would call this cringe cross over slop, typical normalfag "what if brands and ips interacted" stuff, but seeing them having fun genuinely brought a smile to my face. I know it still cringe but I have to admit it.
>>750593856SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR WHAT CLUB YOU GO TO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>divinity original sin 3 characters instead of real baldur's gate charactersCringe, gay and AIDS
>>750593856serious sam and duke, also where the fuck are the mercenaries>you cant afford hardware so you can see video game characters have funwhat a retarded world
>>750593856Duke Nukem would take all the pussy it would be pointless to go
>>750594228While every cosplay convention worth it's salt has a late night rave, they look nothing like the OP video because most cosplayers are fat/ugly
>>750594514It's extremely hit or miss and entirely dependent on the crowd and music. Get some cool guys and girls that are down to just dance and not just gossip amongst their little groups? You're in for an amazing time. Anything else and it can be really boring.
>>750614761I went to Otakon during the late 2000s/early 2010s and people would sneak in/get badges just for the rave. Like, genuinely physically attractive people who could dance. The place was indistinguishable from what you see on Couchella.
>>750594030no just what they do when there's a camera on their face, the ones sitting usually are on sectioned VIP sections where they flex money/status.The normies, depending on what they listen to / want to do, either get high and dance a lot or meet with someone they kinda know from elsewhere with hopes of taking them home.There's always the burned out retard who gets wasted for no good reason.
>>750593856If Roll was on model then her, but as it is...Tali.
>>750614046that video is literally the whitest thing I have ever seen
>>750593856>in the club>girl comes up and tries to talk to me>WHAT?!>I LITERALLY CAN'T HEAR WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY!>She speaks louder>I THINK I UNDERSTOOD LIKE ONE WORD OF THAT>THIS MUSIC IS TOO FUCKING LOUD>my friend comes up and yells something in my hear>yelling doesn't help because there's just a wall of sound that makes everything incomprehensible>GIVE ME A SEC>*IMMEDIATELY LEAVE*>*My Shoes are sticky from all the drinks spilled on the floor*I paid like 20 bucks to get into that shithole. what a miserable scam.
>>750594178ai just can't do bandicoots at all, they just come out as foxes or some shit
>>750594170>>750594183You guys are out of time. No one dances at clubs anymore because main character syndrome and 4K cameras in your pocket.
>>750593856Is this the most cringe sub-human brained shit I have seen in a long time.You're mentally ill if you like clubbing. Very fucked up in the head.
>>750594170>You go and drink extremely overpriced alcohol, then dance like an idiot, yeah.No that's a club.At a real house party you drink reasonably priced alcohol you bought yourself.you can actually have conversations with people (the main point of parties) because the music isn't too loud.There are usually different groups inside and outside. Sometime it's fun to move around and see what stupid shit people are doing as they get drunker.when you get real drunk crazy shit just happens and you go along with it because you;re all pretty much on the same wavelength.I miss when I had friends...
>>750594228Your expectations are unbelievably unrealistic which is why this is AI slop and not real.
>>750614202having a melty unc?
>>750594514It's for extroverts that need to be around people
>>750618373*extrocucks
>>750614046>>750606461hello nose tribe
>>750593856What's the point of this? "I recognize brand and clap?"
>>750593856Sovlful afLuddite h*man lost
>>750593856alright, bring on world war 3. I don't care anymore
>>750619924Yes
>>750618085I don't like clubs, but I like the whores that go to clubs. Not for romance, obviously. For the sex.
>>750619924>>750620132>retards on 4chan pretending to not understand the purpose of a fun little video really cool
>>750593856This looks like a nightmare
>>750606461Look in the mirror
>>750606461>humorless chud enjoys literally nothing Gain self-awareness, brother
>>750594626needs an arachnophobia warning
>>750622732Just fuck the spiders already, anon.
>>750622982And I suppose homophobes should cure their phobia in the same manner?
>>750594423>>750598929Eh. I enjoyed my times I went (when the music wasn’t ass). My thing was, I really just wanted to dance and have a place to hang out with my friends and flatmates. Everything being free was rad, but the only people who had the guts to come dance with my group were either geezers or they looked like a goddamn serial killer. The metal and rock bars had amazing music, but much like jazz joints, people really just went there to drink and feel the music. Mosh pits were the only exception. Underground clubs had the best music, but they were so hot and cramped. You bumped into at least five people within minutes. I hated Treehouse. TL;dr: Clubs really are romanticized. They may have looked like the webm pre-2010. However, today’s world is more isolated and not willing face rejection in any form (understandable).
>>750606415I thought they were gonna kiss
>>750594514Yes it's pretty awful but it always ends in sex and/or drugs so women and chad always keep doing it
>>750593856I'll be with the Valve gang
>>750593856Why is it running at 2x speed?
>>750593856That vid needs Shahdee from Warrior within twerking on the dance floor
>>750593856I'll be in the smoker's lounge
>>750623081Yes, fucking spiders would help them too.
>>750595138definately has a supreme calorie intake
>>750593856>enter club>head towards minecraft area>get surrounded by brony trannies>make a step towards linux gaming area>trannies everywhere>glace in the direction of the fire emblem area>trannieskill me
>>750600803kek
>>750594030Usually people stand around awkwardly and try to have a conversation over the 100db music. Check out IRL club streams, not hollywood or AI depictions for an accurate idea. It’s NPC stuff.
>>750593856I'd get drunk with Duke, Sam, and Gordon, bust Gordon's balls about not drinking too much because Alyx said so, and maybe fuck the fat friend of whatever girl Duke and/or Sam hook up with
I'd hang out with the yakuza guys because they're ironically the least faggy bunch
>>750594037I bet you look good on the dance floor
>>750593998Fpbp. I'll be hanging out with the Tremere.
>Kojimbo in the cuckline
>>750626978>He doesnt know yakuza targeted fanbase
>>750600954Why are Jessie and James at the Naruto Academy?
>walk into the club>see Samus at the bar>introduce myself>she smiles and wipes sweat off her brow after having power balled on the dance floor for a few songs>tell her about how super metroid is my favorite game and I always save the animals>she buys me a drink>continue chatting about how stupid space pirates are with all the pipes>about to ask if she wants to come back to my place to play some super metroid>duke nukem appears behind her and slaps a huge muscular hand on her ass, rattling her power armor>she tries to act playfully since it is her boyfriend and she was chatting with a different man but I can see he is being abusive to her and not respecting her>i walk away as if unphased>secretely call my friend Dobson>we agree to talk to duke about womens' rights>about an hour before closing time dobson shows up in his full blue furry custome with the glasses and fedora and a signed baseball bat from marvel's suicide squad>we approach duke nukem for a conversation>duke spots the bat and smacks dobson to the floor, he loses consciousness>duke tears open the ass of the fur suit and violent shoves the bat inside his rectum>there is blood gurgling screams of pain>samus shows up and laughs at him>everybody is laughing at him>everybody steps out onto the dance floor and gets down on all four and do the dinosaur
>>750593856>normalfags really think crowded, dark and loud places like these are peak fun
>>750594030Same thing you do at a concert. Drink and sit down, or drink and stand around for 6h+ and occasionally bop.>t. been to 10+ concerts and hated it every single time
nobody goes clubbing because they "enjoy it" you put up with the bullshit so youve got a chance a smashing puss
>>750593856>1:01Look at Lydia getting excited the DJ agreed to play The Dragonborn Comes. CUTE!!!
>>750617927>main character syndromeWhat the fuck are you talking about
>>750630717Sounds like you go to gay concerts
>>750630456friday is barely busier than any other weekday night and nightclubs arent popular anymore since we imported the jeets
>>750623331Probably to reduce file size. That or to fit zoomer attention spans.
>>750593856I have social anxiety, really bad stamina (especially in the legs), and nausea when my blood pressure gets up. Add in really sensitive ears and aspergers. I'd complete lose my mind if I went to a club.I admit they do look like they are having fun though.
>slop>it's actually kino
>>750593856I don't know half of these characters.
>>750593856With the Nier gang. I'll spend all evening trying to convince 2B to sit on my face
>>750620157Man it's been a dogs age since I've las seen that gif. Note that it comes from possibly the gayest ad ever (Das Beer Boot).
>>750630963No, metal ones. Slayer, Iron Maiden, and so on. The Slayer ones were the most fun, but still underwhelming.
>>750593856Bro im gay for dante
>>750594228Not many cosplayers look like the actual character it would look bad
>>750631694Why didn't you get in the pit? That's the whole point of concerts imo
>>750593856>Duke wearing his shades in the fucking nightclub TRY HARD CRINGE EEE
>>750594228>Hire cosplayers >every girl is ugly and fat>every guy is an ugly manlet
>>750627423Tremere are boring, lad
>>750632218Mosh pits are for quiet and furstrated anti social losers with no social kills, no dance skills, that nobody wants to approach.If i see you in a mosh pit i just know you would shoot up a school
>>750632509:( wrong pal you meet great people in there and sometimes get girls too
>>750632509>>750632570Moshing is indeed gay and tryhard as fuck, good old slamdancing is where it's at
>>750632592You've got it backwards, faggot
>>750598739this shit is what my dreams look like after watching a movie marathon or playing something for 8 hours straight
>>750632860You flail your arms and legs around like a retard, lol
>>750593856what a slut
>>750632570What's with the gay obsession metalheads and shit have with trying to look hard but then acting like "totally heckin' wholesome chungus ^_^"
>>7505938562b 9s and a2 drinking was cute.
>>750633538you're right, we should go back to burning churches and taking pictures of suicides for album covers
I never liked parties. Alcohol, loud music, and flashing lights give me a horrendous headache. How do normalfaggots do it
>>750594913How the fuck did this guy get hired by Nintendo?
>>750633665Not to mention the discomfort from huge crowds of people behaving out of their mind, the restricted movement, and the smell, smoke and general dirty environment.
>>750593856Maybe I live in a shit country but this fake club looks 10X more fun than anything in my country. Bunch of people too embarassed to have a good time or are being careful because there are a lot of thieves and wronguns that are looking to take advantage of vulnerable people.
>>750633538theres a lot of diff types of metal my dudehalf the metal bands i used to play with were unironic imageboard dwellers lol
>>750594170Normalgroids be like: yup, this is what life is supposed to be.
>>750633781scandinavian/baltic?
>>750593856Would definitely hang out with Nick Valentine and the FO4 crew
>>750633845Netherlands.
>>750633901the snowniggers got it way worse than you swampniggersdutch ARE kind of a buncha stiffs. but have you ever seen a finnish club? yea, me neither.
>>750594030>>750594514It's just desperate retards hoping to get lucky, that's all it is. Nobody enjoys going to the club to drink overpriced shit booze with 100dB music you can't even speak over. They're just there in the hopes that they will be granted sex by a woman but the female to male ratio is usually 5:1 or worse (which is why bouncers will let in women ahead of the queue, especially attractive ones).It's hylic shit, if you don't get it then congratulations, you're not just a meat puppet animated by random electrical impulses.
>>750593856all of those IPs are dead because of AI btw
>>750633649the same metalheads who would burn churches and take picture of corpses are the same ones who shill for hecking wholesome communism and destroying freedom of speech (someone might say the n word)
>>750634212that's what having a wife and kids do to a man. Varg should've died in jail for us to be spared of his faggotry
>>750633538Because metal is being taken over my mentally ill homosexual people.
>>750634207good
>>750634207Thank god, next it’ll hopefully be you that’s dead thanks to your caloric intake
>>750593856AI clips always have that weird feeling of starting on a pose and then doing an action instead of starting in the middle of the action. It gives each clip the energy of low start then rise. Seeing this over and over again in 3 second clips for a 90 second video makes the pacing exhausting.
>>750593856kill them all
>>750634767yeah iamgine if the ai sloppites actually bothered doing a bare minimum amount of editing to make it flow better instead of taking the output and smearing it on the internet as-is
>>750634951Ohhh..Brochures!>you're unbelievable!
>>750633295jesus christ those legs whatever happened there
>>750630923Me.I'm the main character.
>>750593856Only one gang I'm going to the club with
>>750633901broeder
>>750594183Clubs aren't worth getting into unless they are high-end elite clubs that only allow the filthy mega rich in.
>>750595089Who do you think the bouncers are? They're off duty cops, silly.
We live in truly grim times for the arts and culture
>>750598173Where's Hermione?
>>750598739Who's the hairy guy?
>>750598929Is there 15 yo and younger in there? Cuz I don't care if not.
That kind of joy doesn't exist anymore. I've been to a few nightclubs over the past two years, and all I saw was despondency.
>>750593856Why is Roll a hag!??!gaaayyyy
