has a video game ever tempted you to eat ass
no but a couple games made me desire a nursing handjob
>>750591156There is nothing else I desire more.
>>750591156>>750591438>>750591694daily reminder that a womans butt is a literal shitpipe
>/v/ - Video Game Gooning
>>750591156eat? nofuck? yes
>>750591886butt is literally muscles and fat, underage
>>750591156I just prefer eating pussy if I'm in a 69.
>>750591156Oh, you like that? Poop comes from there you know!
>>750592030You're gay.
>>750592030Based alpha male.
>>750592030Seeing this stuff gives me an insta boner, based
>>750591886>>750592128>they think that women don't clean their asses before they participate in sexual activities!You silly boys!
>>750592128Thats kind of hot.
I wish I could have mutual rimsex
>>750592653OhMyGod!
I don't know why people act like eating ass is such an outrageous thing or something, I have eaten the ass of at least 4 girls and a bunch of prostitutes and it never felt nasty.
>>750592675Mutual rimsex?also the sakura anal drawings of that one artist are godly, forgot if he ever drew sakura rimming a guy since i know he has drawn that with other girls
sex is irrelevant to you anyway, might as well become a monk
>>750593236You may as well get castrated, buster!
>>750591156W-why is 2b sweaty?
>>750591156Am I supposed to lick my screen or how do you imagine that going?
>>750591156Yes.ReminderFlatties > fatties!More Maries less 2bs!
>>750591156BRAPPPPPPPPFFTT
whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
>>750591156Has a vidya ever tempted you to suck a dick?
>>750593851Persona 5 Royal, Danganronpa 2
>>750593971>Danganronpa 2Not the first one?
>>750593145Link?
>>750594070No I liked Nagito
>>750593594posting marie's fat ass isn't fair
>>750591156I ate ass once by accident and I got sick for 4 days afterwards. It's not worth it
>eat ass>it's just licking skin, no bad smells>fuck ass>ass is wide open, smell of shit comes out
>>750594427Why
>>750593130>and a bunch of prostitutes
>>750591156Eating 2B's or Eve's ass would just end up tasting like a car tire.
>>750595992>me on a prostitute asshole
I think eating ass is a meme, I don't think when you're there in the moment with a brown crusty asshole will your dick power through and tell you to go ahead.
>>750596130Hell yeah, man. Eating a girl's ass is one of the things you can't die without having tried at least once.
I realize I'm taking to a bunch of anime posters on /v/urging but have any of you ever fucked a prostitute?You shower together before you fuck
>>750591886No, the anus is. Shit doesn't seep out through the pores in your buttcheeks. Also, they're both androids; they don't excrete, thus are completely clean.
eating anon's ass...
>>750596420my problem isn't with the act itself, just the choice of ass to do it to
>>750596446I was with a prostitute that was super cute, she was a weeb, had pink hair, was like 21, and her asshole was delicious. When people say prostitute they probably picture a crack whore with black teeth.
Uh... What is the appeal of eating ass? I genuinely don't get it, what triggers someone to get sexually aroused by this?
>>750591156Unironically who the fuck thinks this is sexy those are literal obesity ass
>>750596736Had plenty of whore butt in my life, never got sick or catched anything. I guess I just know how to pick my girls, never hire ghetto walkers or lot lizards and you'll be fine.
Apparently facesitting is illegal in the UK
>>750596934>Unironically who the fuck thinks this is sexy Healthy males without eunuch-like levels of testosterone
>>750591156God, Eve looks like such an uninspired NPC when standing next to an actual icon like 2B.
>>750596934unironically, niggers
>>750596934non fags like you
If I really like a woman, there's no part of her that could disgust me really.
>>750597172this is never going to take off no matter how much you spam it, jeet
>>750597132I love both, let's not be judgmental ok>>750597385This
I’ve had two girls sit on my face though I didn’t eat their ass I just ate them out regularly while they jerked me off.Shit is literal heaven especially if they are super into it themselves.The idea of eating ass is more attractive than actually doing it though
>>750597568Didn't ask
>>750591156no... but it makes me want to sink my hands into a nice ass video gamessometimes i do it to myself cause mine is pretty big atm
>>750597630post itnow
>>750591342Unabashedly based...
I want Hilda to fart on my face.Video Games.
>>750597568>>750597621I asked
>>750597698good imagegood post
>>750596875It's just like being a man. You get it or you don't.It is an object of desire.See mouth? Want to kiss.See pussy? Want to kiss.See ass? Want to look, caress, lick, slap, bite, sniff, tongue, finger, dick
>>750594098he come to town
>>750596803Yeah prostitutes are usually hot as fuck. Thats why people pay to fuck them
>>750593594Seriously though. The pov animation where she loses her swimsuit in the pool and gets out with her hairy ass and pussy inches away from you makes me fucking diamonds.
>>750596803>>750597915Too bad it’s illegal in burger land and I’m too much of a pussy to break the law.Also how do you avoid diseases with that shit?
>>750591156antibiotic resistant shigella is on the rise due to ass eatingrobo ass or no
>>750591886Wow that's kinda hot!
Not once In my life have I ever contemplated "eating ass."
>>750593145She's a child
>>750597568kinda based and I asked
>>750597806Ahhh, yeah that makes sense then.
>>750596446I use prostitutes at an average of once per month. I started when I was 26 years old and I'm 41 years old now. I would be a kissless hugless virgin otherwise; I've never dated anyone.
>>750598416How is that enjoyable? Every time I fuck one, it feels so unsatisfying. Like I just wasted a bunch of time and money and could've just used a fleshlight.
>>750597806The buttocks yeah. And it makes sense for us to see it that way given how we mate. But when people talking about eating ass they're talking about the anus, the literal shit pipe, that's a different thing entirely. Wanting to lick shit holes, smell farts and eat shit is some sort of severe mental illness that is completely separate from ordinary healthy sexual desire.
>>750598485All of your disatisfaction actually comes from the wasting money part. If you have disposable income to burn you can enjoy the experience more.
>>750598485Sex is pleasurable.To be fair many of those sexual encounters were unpleasant but I've always found good workers; some of them were more beautiful than the average girl. You have a healthy love life; you wouldn't understand it.
>>750598647I feel sorry for your wife.
>>750598485Not that anon but once I had one who was so fucking good at sucking, she made me cum 3 times, other times it was a cute petite girl with the tightest body and cutest face I've seen and just having her naked against me was pure bliss. I haven't done it in 2 years now and I honestly don't want to come back because I changed my values with time, it's pretty hit or miss too, some of the encounters were awful but others were amazing.
>>750598647I agree with you about just seeing a woman's ass and immediately going: "I want to eat her ass." is weird behavior, but you have to admit if your literal dream girl walked up to you and asked you to eat her ass you're gay if you don't bury your tongue in that shit immediately.
>>750598647It's just the anus, there's really no fart, smell or shit involved if she's clean.I like to think how embarrassed she is at the moment or the pleasure she's feeling and that turns me on, same as sucking on a tit, for you it's just skin but it's what implies that's hot.
>>750592585God I hope they don't
>>750594427>nomal ass>fati hate zoomers so much is unreal
>>750591156I used to really like eating ass but it doesn't do much for my wife. Also your spit ruins the smell of her ass, so now I just have her sit on my face and eat her pussy with my nose planted right on her asshole
>>750592030I can't understand the appeal of a tongue on my anus. Especially not a tongue I regularly am kissing. Doesn't seem like sexy at all, just weird.
Cunnilingus/analingus is something only weak dicklets do. Any woman you go down own will never, never, never ever respect you ever again. NEVER eat her out.
>>750599302Zoomers like BBW, Skellies are boomer coded
>>750599482That's not true
>>750591156>aislopkys faggot
>>750599551Okay, VIRGIN
>>750591886girls don't poop, retard
>>750591156Too big
>>750591886Do women actually call it a shitpipe? A log-cutter?
>>750591156nah butt stuff is gross, i'm reaching for the pussy between those cheeks>>750591342excellent taste
>>750598109Out of 10
>>750599716Poop tastes good out of a girl
>>750599716my ma called it a rusty sheriff's badge, and called toilet paper "shit ticket" when i was growing up
>>750591156I would eat her freshly used shitter.
>>750597989I've known dudes who do it, and girls who sell it. They never had any problems. Cops really don't give a fuck about it. They just used leolist
>>750599639Just like that the retard is out of steam
>>750591438This one looks very tempting
>>750591156I've always wondered how nice it must feel to have a slim waist and wide hips. Heck, even how nice it must feel to have a womb ponch
>>750597989Not in vegas
I farted on my finger once just so I could sniff it, rubbed an itchy eye with the same finger and then my eye swelled shut for a few days.I thought "farts give you pink eye" was a meme but its true.
>>750601992
>>750602063Look at the rest of the thread you fucking HYPOCRITE
I ate the ass of a stripper once while drunk
>>750597698Which Pokegirls are braphogs?
>>750602367did you get thrown out?
>>750602367No you didn't. They can touch you but YOU CAN'T TOUCH THEM. Stop lying.
>>750602626no, but I got a blowjob out of it>>750602635what puritanical hellhole do you live in where you can't have sex with strippers
>>750591886>>750592128Which is why assfags are one night away from being scat fetishes.
>>750602675>He doesn't know the difference between a "stripper" and a "prostitute" I knew you were just LARPING
>>750602835Are you indian?
>>750602701Scat videos can have some of the most...enthusiastic rimjob scenes before the main event starts. If you're not into poop just slice the video file at the appropriate spot and only keep the first part.
>>750602863No, dipshit. You never ate a strippers ass either. Quit lying on the internet.
God I wish women were real
>>750602993You must be Pakistani then.
>>750603084
>>750603090Whiter than (You) I'm 'fraid.
>>750603209Sure you are, Ranjeet.
Are people here seriously retarded enough to think fucking strippers is 100% off the table
>>750603263All women are whores. Why would I buy a stripper, when I could just buy dinner?
fartmeat
>>750603263I have a friend who married a stripper and now he has a kid with her.She's not even attractive, she's fat.
>>750603263depends on how serious the owner is and how "fuck off" the strippers are but treating a strip club as a whore house is not something guys do as a rule of thumb, that's more the domain of drunk gorillas
>>750603703Unf
Meanwhile while videogames are my main hobby I haven't discussed them here since 2020. Offtopic threads are just better
>>750604094This but unironically.
>>750591156I eat ass.AfterSchoolSnacks
>>750603263You fucking idiot
>>750603084>>750593594>>750591438I should jerk off maybe
>>750605395Masturbation is a sin
>>750604558Based
>>750605487Half this website is porn boards
>always though 'eating ass' was a metaphorical way of talking about shoving your face in a woman's ass cheeks to lick her pussy from behind>only recently discover that people who allegedly aren't homosexuals unironically enjoy tonguing shitholeswtf is wrong with you people
>>750607294It's yummy and nummy for my tummy? What are you? Some kind of FAGGOT?!
Nah, but it makes me wanna bite my wife's ass and also fuck her ass but she struggles with my size in even normal sex and oral so it is a rare occurrence.
>>750607756
>>750591438The bad things about images like this is that the anus and vagina are never modeled so they look wrong.
>>750605487Why do you believe in jewish tricks used to control you?
>>750608351It's the truth, dumbass.
No. Anal is disgusting, and licking ass is even more disgusting.>but but but in my animesHave sex and stop watching porn you fucking degenerates
>>750608408Oh, whoopsie, you just sinnedtoo bad, you're going to hell, hahayou're a fucking idiot
>>750608436shalom!
>>750591156a couple of times, but she's the main culprit. not even my favorite SF girl either.
>>750591156Anyone who's played an AAA in the last 15 years has done so.So yeah, pretty much everyone on /v/ has gobbled ass.
I only eat Queen ass
>>750598963Eww! YUCK!>>750608436>>750608458Kek!
>>750608451Now now. There are still people having a hard time coming to terms with the fact their people's entire spirituality and mythos was replaced with jews
>>750591156No?
>>750603703
many
Why is everyone on 4chan a fucking sexual deviant and degenerate pervert?
>>750612430video games are too horny
I eat ass
>>750596875Wanting to eat ass is just the parasites in your brain encouraging you to ingest more parasites fresh from another infected host. Parasites procreate and use human digestion systsm as a spreading vector for eggs find a new host.
>>750612430lack of parental supervision and free rein over the internet in the 2000s.
>>750591156Poop comes out of there
>>750612728Maybe the parasites are right.
>>750591694BASED
>>750612841Yummers
i love women('s bodies) so much it's unreal
>>750607294>always though 'eating ass' was a metaphorical way of talking about shoving your face in a woman's ass cheeks to lick her pussy from behindSame. I couldn't believe people actually do it. Gross...
>>750602940>If you're not into poopMotherfucker, nobody should be. Damaged fuckin' people.
>>750591156How can you say you love her if you won’t eat her butt?
If you wouldn't be encased in her fat sweaty cheeks for life living off her asshole you simply don't love her.
>>750614015That's pretty yikes anon and I'm an ass man
>>750612430If I was normal I wouldn't be here
>>750612430go back
>>750614631I've been here for 22 years.
>>750591156Getting rimmed is better
>>750612430Elderly virgins tend to develop absurd fetishes
maybe
>>750615084Grotesque
>>750615084MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!>>750615147You're gay!
>>750615219Performative hornyness.
>>750615084holy GUH
I'm more of a labia man myself. These look very puffy and yummy >>750599983
>>750615084they keep messing up the ass, but maybe its more of an issue with how the body is built.
>>750593145>>750594098Maybe this guy? He draws a lot of magical girls actually, but his one true love has always been Sakura. Najimi shin btw.
>>750592128>>750592653>>750592731Thank you.
>>750591156Find a single flaw.
>>750598109
>>750615742That's it my no fap streak is done
>>750615742>>750615568>>750614106pumping
>>750615795>no fap streakYou're so funny and silly! :3
>>750591156HOW do you have sex with real life vidya and anime girls /v/?
Evie is getting me there
>>750591156No, eating ass sounds gross. Kissing ass is as far as I can go
>>750615986I actually haven't realized how magnificent her ass is damn, she's not petite at all
>>750615986>Combat high heels I hate this stupid shit so much.
>>750615742that orange peel texture is kinda unsettling
>>750616138Fuck off. You're the same kind of faggot who whined about Chainmail bikinis until they were taken away from us, you insidious freak. Nobody cares if it's "realistic" or not. Go make a webcomic with your "witty observation" you sex--negative feminist freakshow.
>>750616324T H I S
women should star wearing stuff like this instead of cleavage
i grew a brap fetish because of this
>>750617081Ass cleavage is underrated.
>>750591886As opposed to a man's?
>>750603637That ass is absolutely perfect
>>750618015SF6 is ugly
>>750591156saturn devouring his peaches
>>750619581since you started posting, jeethttps://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/EIR7OaSn0FXXN5dKQVmccQ/
>>750619581here's some halloween news for you: YOU'VE GOT AN ASS
No. I like girl ass but for rubbing, grabbing, pinching, spanking, etc.
>>750619581Keep your small penis comments on /gif/
Nice thread
>>750597568I ASKED, TY KING
>>750619641>almost 1,000 resultsWOW!>>750620048You must be new here, buster!
>>750591156no i wouldnt risk a disease in my mouth like in my dick i can hide it but what do you do if its on your face?
>>750608498>>750611140
>>750620113me when 2B ass
they all do
>>750615084Too much artistic freedom but I guess it's more of a cartoon.Fat and muscles don't behave like that so that ass can only be plastic. Would have been perfect just a little more proportional, slightly smaller and not so rigid.Gravity needs to act on it so there should be some ass and tits sag if they are going to be that big and natural.
>>750599615It's Shexyo, chud!
>>750623926Shexyo uses A.I. you know?
>>750623853How many? HOW MANY?
asses are greatanal/rimming is disgusting nuff said
>>750591886If you don t make out with your woman anus, you are a faggot.
>>750619602>Leeeeoooon! HAAAAAAALP!
>>750624465Based.
>>750591156>see a succulent ass>immediately start thinking about sucking cockporn has ruined me
>>750591156You aren't catching me that easy Scotland Yard.No facesitting over here for me, nosir.
Seeing goombas in mario remind me of poop and I have a scat fetish so I feel like rimming an asshole and letting the shit slide on my tongue
But they are Robots. they don't even poop so wouldn't you be getting a free pass?
>>750591156no
>>750615986Made to sit on my face
>>750591156no, I don't fall for kike programming.
>>750592030BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
blockers
I love robots
>>750597568NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEE
>>750630784>[Deleted]
I don't understand the appeal of coprophagia personally.
Finally a good thread!
>>750626848>>750631014Brapkoto...
You people date some seriously nasty unhygienic slags deadass on God
>>750626848>>750631014I need that on my face so bad...And afterwards I need her to crush my dicklet with those cheeks...
>>750628720More Maries less 2bs!
>>750631758She is a SPH (secretly SPA) queen, that's true...
>>750630784I doubt the British Broadcasting Corporation is interested in them.
I love women so much it's unreal.
>>750615986Hebe tomboy butt needs to sit on my face.
>>750632796>HebeWith that figure?
>eating asseww... no thank you!
The only ass I ate was an Ivy (Soul Calibur) cosplayer back in 2017 in a local comicon because goddamn I never saw an ass like hers before and ever since... not fat, just firm, smooth looking and great shaped. Worth the money spend that day, shame I never meet her again...
>>750591156There's nice shapely butts and then there are horrendous oatmeal textured abominations that should only ever appeal to anaerobic bacteria or certain species of light detesting yeast
>>750632154they're only interested in farage's
>>750591156No, because I work in medicine.
>>750636094>BlackDisgusting>>750635519>AsainDisgusting
>>750636341post hand with timestamp
>>750616138>combat high heelsThe calvary would like to have a word with you
>>750636573You mean cavalry that fought on horseback and not on foot?
>>750636678Hey, in the clip she was flying around
>>750615986>Combat high heelsI love this stupid shit so muchHigh heels turn me on
>>750599891haha with humor like that you know she loved getting pipe inside of her little asshole
>>750612693I eat a lot of ass
>>750591156No, I'm not african or gay.Can't you closeted gays post women from the from side instead of twisted with a hint of face and boobs to show the shitter?
>>750638301at least post real art and not some ai slop dogshit you fucking retarded indian
With increasing age, I noticed myself becoming more attracted to big butts and less to big tits. What causes this? Years ago I would have looked at pic related and said "Disgusting". Now I'm looking at it and I'm like "Disgusting... but I also would, without a second thought".
>>750591156As a man of Christ I am deeply ashamed to say yes, especially those two.
>>750615767Animes were so much better looking before the 2010s...
>>750638682Her's is too much. Still would try to lick her asshole because having my whole head covered between cheeks must be an unique experience.
>>750640116Hers IS too much but I think that's what makes my brain go monkey mode and fantasize about shoving my entire head inbetween her cheeks.
>>750638682It's because you're getting used to smaller sizes and your brain associates bigger with better.
>>750640083It was before the otaku and moe were old enough to enter the industry. Now it is mostly ruined. Almost all series now are infinite circlejerks: the artists are referencing their favourite shows without an ounce of artistry/originality.Once a decade you get stuff like OPM, SHingeki no Bahamut or Jujutsu Kaisen were actual auteurs are given control over a popular IP and then they manage to elevate the source material.
>>750640313Please be bait
>>750640398I am talking about animation. I don't care about faggotry like plot or character development.
>>750638682>>750640303>>750640305Video game board by the way
>>750640606we have daily NTR and off-topic threads that dont get deletedwhats your point
>>750640606Women are video games. You just don't know how to play.
>>750640459Otaku entered the industry during the 90s and what they did were already full of circlejerks. What do you think Sakura is based on?The real problem is cost, digital animation, the focus on few seconds of "sakuga" rather than the overall aethetics, lost of know-how. Young animators and directors suck but so do the old ones, who are now incapable of reproducing what they did before.
>>750591156yikes
fellas...
>>750640693Lol that's actually pretty good. Made me laugh. +1 karma good sir>>750640686This dudes a massive faggot but it's funny how defensive he got
>>750591156eating pussy and ass is nasty.
What's your favorite combination of (girl) anus?>Pink>Brown/dark>Big with a dark triangle/ring and spokes around the hole>Small with no remarkable ring/spokes/triangle around the hole>Muscular sphincter/donut asshole
>>750641569Less 2vs!!!!More Maries!!!!
>>750642486
>>750642540@grok, give her a second puberty
Have sex.
>>750642656ok where are you
>>750642678I'm not gay, stay away from me, FAGGOT.
>>750642723
>>750642594NOOOOOO
>>750642764Dumb tranny
>>750642594maximum fertility
I prefer Honoka
>>750597568is that my nigga freaky james?
bitch has a nice tooter
>>750591156I'd rather have anime girls eat my ass.
>>750597698F A R T M E A TARTMEAT
>>750643316that's the stuff
>>750591156All the time
You guys are fucking weird. No wonder women avoid (You). Bunch of sweaty, cum-encrusted underwear-wearing, smelly fucking creeps.
>>750643979I also avoid women in the first place
>>750643913I'd suck her pussy through her tights+leotard
>>750643979I-i-i don't smell bad
>>750643979lmao virgin.
>>750644083I can smell you through the screen, TUBBY
>>750602940This is extremely based advice. You have a very focused and inventive mind, anon. I am inspired by this to parse out my own ways of maximizing erogenous titillation tailored to my own tastes (aggressive neck sucking). Take note, anyone else reading after; this is how you navigate the world in a sexy way, but with discerning efficiency.
>>750644196You're projecting.
>>750644250I can smell your virginity through the screen, fatty.
>>750591886"How can you say you love her if you won't eat her shit?"
>>750644268Projection
>>750644405Virgin mad.
>>750591156This thread is illegal where I live
>>750602635You can actually touch them in most places in the States. Really just depends on the place and the dancer.Outside America you actually can fuck them in a lot of places. Hong Kong in TJ gets flooded with Americans every weekend since it's just a brothel and strip club fused into one.
>>750643316
>>750644468You're malding hard AF right now
>>750644741Virgin so mad he can't stop giving me (you)s.
>>750612430Like 99% of the world is, actually.You'd know if you talked with other human beingsThe only people who aren't are actual borderline or literal asexual, socially/religiously repressed retards, or liars
>>750644943>Ermmm... ackchually, EVERYONE on the globby is a sickfuck just like ME! You've never even lived outside of your mother's basement, shut the FUCK up Timmy.
>>750644362This not getting any replies is sad...
>>750644943This, seriously. I've had a single mother of four use my dick as a pacifier while we were watching movies.I didn't even want to know where she developed that fetish from.
why is /v/ brown and obsessed with obese nigger asses?
>>750645145That meme was never fun.
>>750604828>>750608451Samefag.
>>750645097Go outside, my virgin anon. Talk with people who actually have sex. All of them have fetishes and fuck using positions other than missionary.But you wouldn't know that since your only human interaction comes from sexually repressed anime imageboard
>>750643979
>>750638682I hope Gracie is /v/idya related one day.
I'm 30 years old and have never had sex.
>>750646467Correct. I've had penis in vagina sexual intercourse.
>>750646880I had sex on my 30th birthday 5 years ago and then never again despite my best friends mentally ill fat-assed estranged wife throwing herself at me at a rock concert a year or two ago (I shut her down)
>>750591156isn't this banned in the UK now?
>>750646467>anon thinks everyone on this site has to necessarily be a touchless virginThat's just sad
>>750646707she claimed that rockstar put her in gta 6 but it turned out to be something that she just made up for clout/engagementwould have loved to see her wobblemeat in that game
>>750647523>>750647858ouch, looks like I touched a nerve
>>750615986I love heels so much bros
>>750648238>n-no, you can't actually have fucked women before>we're all s-supposed to be virgins hereLolLmao even
>>750646880Just get it out of the way. You don't actually get magic powers after 30
I wish I was a PAWG
>>750616138True, bare feet would be way hotter.
>>750647881If VI had started development just a few years later she would have been a lock, if only.
>>750591156No I don't engage in nigger behaiviour.
>>750643979As if women aren't doing even more depraved things with Chad or rich baron Saudis
eves ass model
>>750648460incel rage
If people’s gripe with anal is that shit comes from the ass does a colostomy negate this criticism. With this procedure the ass does not excrete shit because the shit is diverted to the colostomy bag. Anal with this type of person would be completely hygienic
>>750648518>Just get it out of the way.How?
>>750597698>>750603703>>750614015>>750626848>>750627357>>750631014>>750633461>>750638682>>750640303Only good posts on this thread; the rest are just too small.
>>750650982escorts
Which vidya girl has the most erotic farts?
>>750652450You didn't REALLY lose your virginity. Whores don't count.
>>750653797Why not?
>>750653823It's not real sex. You cheated.
>>750653887Penis in vagina happens.
>>750596979>catched
>>750653994t. someone who catched syphilis
>>750654378It's "caught", ESL
>>750654468t. too fucking stupid to understand a joke
>>750654520Just because you say something in jest doesn't mean that it's funny or even works as a joke
whatever nerdspost asses
>>750655375
>>750655450UKBROS LOOK AWAY
>>750654838OK retard
>>750597568>The idea of eating ass is more attractive than actually doing it thoughTRUTH
>>750653398What the fuck is wrong with you. What compels people to have a fart fetish?
>>750655682absolute kryptonite
twerk for me
>>750655779>What compels people to have a fart fetish?>girlfriend or whatever with whom someone has their first sexual contact accidentally farts>Anon now permanently associates farts with hornyIt really is that simple.
>>750656021It's even worse than that:>see an attractive woman farting during your formative years, not even IRL, could be a TV show or a movie>it's fucking over
>>750655779Its simple, pretty, beautiful, sexy women doing something gross and taboo is hot, especially when it concerns a body part we normally find appealing.
>>750655682Mods like this must be normalized.
>>750655779Personally the realm of imagination and fantasy does a lot of heavy lifting for me. I know that if a woman sat on my face and ripped a 5-second fart I'd probably never want to go near an ass again. But in my PORN BRAIN IMAGINATION WORLD, farts have pheromones that make them addictive and pleasurable to smell, even if they smell bad.
>>750638682I know what kind of man you are.
>>750655450god bless korea
>>750655781endless creampies
>>750657908>freezes her eggs indefinitelywhat now
>>750591156>bunch of dudes stroking it with other dudes to drawings made by dudesDidint realize /v/ was so LGBTQ+ inclusive with the amount of faggots on this board
>>750657115
GENSHIN BUNDA
>>750659585muh fuarkin archon
>>750658904What the fuck is this schizo rambling about?
>>750597568You need a loicense for that in the UK
Why don't the mods delete threads like this. A bunch of virgins discussing sex they're not having on a blue board.
>>750591156No, but I'm tempted to get a bbl now.
>>750661102Just close the thread and make your own zoomie, what's the fucking problem?
>>750660973Imagine the fart she let out when she was stabbed.
I HAVE CHRONIC MASTURBATOR GOONER PORN ADDICT FUCKING SHUTIN LOSER THIRTY YEAR OLD INCEL FAGGOT FREAK FATIGUE!!!!!!
>>750591156It should be illegal to produce art of a game you've never played.
>>750661785Should have applied during the last tranny janny applications then
>>7506611024chan moderators are as stupid as these posters.
>>750661169>it's a dude but with female physiognomy, very neotenous features and lower halfmost faggots are so fake
>>750661902trannitors don't get deleting rights
>>750591156I'd eat theirs because robots don't shit.
>>750661785I have Gen-z faggot "literally any kind of interest in sex or sexy characters is 'le porn addiction!!' " fatigue.
>>750662204I'm 35 you dumb FAGGOT!!!
>>750661785Nigga hide thread exists. I guarantee you whatever seethe you feel will be gone the second you hide whatever you don't like then go shit on an indie game or whatever.
>>750662247That's even worseZoomie is a state of mind, and your post is 100% zoomie faggotry.
>replying to bait
>>750662408Right, my bad
>>750662352Nope. I've had sexual intercourse with biological women IRL. Keep coping bitch nigga wacko. You're just a sweaty little weirdo and I'm sick of you shitting up the catalog.
>>750662408Now post the in game ass.
>>750661785It's been a while since I've seen that gif
>>750596803ThisTV and films usually push the crack whore narrative, but most are actually pretty. They make money doing it for a reason, and that reason is rarely appealing to the lowest standard of men.
>>750662023This one's better
>>750662023>most faggots are so fakecan you even say you are a proper fag then?
>>750664206They don't make them like they used to.
this thread iswait for itass
>>750661785Same, genuinely wish these people would die out
>>750598852You only say that because you already have the fetish.Imagine if I said "if your literal dream girl walked up to you and asked to fuck your ass with a strap-on you'd be gay to not accept immediately".
Girl buttholes are cute and hot, but rimming is overrated. It's either boring, or suddenly really bad. Just eat out, bro
Good thread (except for the faggot)
Vidya butts
>>750663019
>>750591156>Knew someone who trained an AI model on this artist's stuff and it got so good it could even do custom OCs>He just fucking dies
>>750668579too much cooming?
>>750638114If there was an ass eating competition
>>750591886>daily reminder that poop comes from butts!got anything more you wanna share, genius?
>>750661785this but unironically
>>750591156No you literal shit eater
The only ass I would ever eat is Aqua'sNice, big fluffy butcheeks Literally, impossibly, impeccably clean
>>750672027Not vidya tho just kiddin
>>750672275>Not vidyahehCheckmate, Eris cultist I know you're kidding, just reminding people this thing exists
girl farts are amazing
tfw my wife lets me smell her asshole and jerk off
>>750674021this
No, but my fart fetish ruined my chances of getting laid with a cute tomboy because I said her fart smelt good while cuddling on the couch and she left my apartment almost immediately after
>>750591886this was debunked
yeah
>>750675108shota pov
>>750675221kys shotanigger
Stinky neet type girls are the only girls I want to eat up.
bros im gonna...
>>750649980why is she being held captive at a warzone?
for my birthday this year my wife got a 2b costume and sat on my face
>>750681432Is there a benefit to have boats look like this?
how is this thread still up lmao
>>750681986Yes, there is.
>>750682416You have convinced me!
okay butt how big is too big?
>>750682539
>>750683274Massive respect to Azur Lane designs...
>>750683373Big sacks of fat on both chest and ass has made me love AL a lot more
>>750683654I may never play it, but man, I will keep looking at the fan-art, and checking out trailers!
>>750682678I do not think there is a "too big" but there is definitely a "too curdled" and you posted it.
>>750683730That's fair. The gameplay is dogshit so I don't blame anyone not wanting to play.
>>750683989That's the usual deal with all the gachas, isn't it? Sometimes you do get something passable, but generally people do play these games for characters and stories.
>>750684096I don't care about the stories. AL story is pretty much an afterthought. Obviously I care about the characters.
>>750654468Indeed!>>750654520>he's trying too hard to save face!Being intentionally retarded isn't funny to anyone, you butt hurt cretin! Just learn from your mistakes just like your parents did after they created you.You made a typo and you need to accept your embarrassment!
Is it true that girls butt cheeks are sensitive?
>>750684417Well, thankfully the characters are excellent! So many top tier and thick designs.
>>750591156When I was 33, I met a 19 year old girl on MeetMe.I picked her up and we went back to my place. We started kissing and I started plowing her. I asked her what she wanted me to do to her.She shyly looks back at me and asks 'Do you eat ass?'In my mind, I went 'Eww, you nasty slut!'.But what came out of my mouth as 'Fuck yeah I do'.And I ate her ass.Was pretty cash.
>>750685101They never surpassed this design
>>750684485Exactly.
>>750685119Design so good it had to be nerfed.>>750685156Some other gachas may have to resort to fan-art to make characters meaty, but not Azur Lane.
>>750591156>recreationally sticking your tongue inside the same hole where shit comes out ofYou niggas are weird
>>750684750I just feel sorry for you that she put you on the spot like that and it was eating shit out of her asshole or awkwardly ending it at foreplay.
>>750685347These are fictional females. I'd never do that to a real foid.
>>750591886don't care, my tongue is going straight up eve's butthole
>>750685296
>>750686218i love marie's butt so much
>>750686173New Jersey's butt really is on another level...
>>750686426Same
>>750591156>beautiful hips and butt cheeks>makes you want to lick the poop holewhy?
>>750686451so puffy, kinda makes me want to suck it through her bunnysuit(?)
>>750686451A lot of the botes has amazing asses. Genshin does also have some good ones.
Is this the good thread where you get really happy in
Now that the thread is over, I can finally admit that I was imagining all of these waifus get niggered the entire time because they're all built for BBC and are the protagonist of BLACKED.com.
>>750686751True, there's bunch of great Genshin girls too! God, the one you posted is just fantastic.
>>750684460Yes. Actually, thanks to the cheeks being so close to the butthole, obviously an erogenous zone for women, they can detect any foreign stuff touching them back there. That's why they get so flustered and angry when someone grabs their butt. And let's not forget about them liking being spanked while doing doggy style.
>>750686930I love Yae Miko; one of my favorite girls.
>>750687043imagine tickling that labia
>>750687043Excellent choice. Pink hair girls are great!
>>750687139Well, I like her for being a maiden but pink hair works
>>750687196Liking her maidenly charm is very understandable too.
