GTA you MIGHT have enjoyed only as a pubert, a very stupid pubert, because even then kids played gems before San Andreas infected everythingDo people genuinely have fun with these shit games? what do they see in them?? what does this crap offer to you as a person? what substance they give you?I dont understand how retards can even like these cancerous normie, casual fest **games**South Park, Family Guy, etc gta goes here. That's how you filter faggots
>normie
>>750586929PS3 trinityGTA V, Fifa and MK9gta relies more in shock impact in pop culture than actual gamingthe actual ""gameplay"" is boring as "do everything you want to" which translates to: "gets boring after 5 minutes"There is not even a story, an adventure you can enjoy or admire, just straight-up family guy cancergta is videogames turned to memes
>>750587515meant for >>750586980
yeah
I'm waiting for it to come to PC to shill it.
>>750586929The only remotely exciting thing about this game is the original score by Justice.
>>750586929>San Andreas infected everythingI have no idea what this could possibly even mean
Rockstar games are on a different level from other games, you're not gonna see another game this expensive with the same amount of effort put into it for a decade.
>>750586929amerimutt game
shut up anti-gaming tranny nad leave this board
>>750586929You don't understand, I just LOVE cutscenes and scripted sequences and walking with an NPC infodumping or driving with an NPC infodumping. It's truly a riveting experience. It's why I play videogames!
gta6 keeps buck breaking 'free thinkers'
I was semi excited to experience all the TECHNOLOGY a new GTA might bring, but then the leaks and the Netflix reveal were released and I saw that stupid fucking backflip into the ocean and I knew those days were over. It was the backflip that sunk a titan.
>>750586929I enjoy the technological aspect of it. The scale and detail of the open world, physics, AI, they're all the best AAA games have to offer. I know from a gameplay/game design perspective Rockstar is still stuck in 2004
Scarface-Syndrome
>>750589287It’s a jeet-made game so that’s to be expected
>>750589451insider-jeet here. we only did the mundane things.
Idk it looks pretty fun.
>>750589535That instills a lot of confidence
>>750586929It looks fun, all my friends will be playing it, and I have money
no
>>750586929if you aren't interested in GTA 6 i unironically think you need to move on to another hobby, it isn't about women, niggers, gun and ball gamers, normie slop, who wrote it, how the story is etc, it's about the incredible detail in interactivity and technology, something that only games can offer, and if you are truly seeing what they're showing and turned off by it i think you should leave, it truly doesn't get better than this and you should probably consider picking something else to spend your time thinking about and discussing
>>750586929Do which games do you like?
You're not excited for PajeeTA, saar?
>>750592649> le open world with basic bitch item/npc interactions is what gaming is all about doodI haven't even played GTA 5 because of how uninspired and dull it looks. I only want this to come out so everyone gets first-hand proof of how shit gaming has become. Especially the people that play 2 videogames a year.
>>750592905>More features bad
>>750586929> basic and normiethis is code for op being a loser third worlder, probably fat, and under 18
game for the shithole that is usa and its shitskin shithole populated by fat smelly subhuman pigs
>>750592649>>750586929t. woke propaganda
>>750586929OP hereonly worthy game was vice city, because of the peak music and overall 80s setting. scarface the videogame
>>750586929>how fucking annoying and faggy do you have to be to constantly make threads about a game you claim not to care about?There's 20 threads whining about this game up at any one time. You don't care about it, and you couldn't play it even if you wanted to. Why do you let it live in your head? Shut the fuck up already.
>>750589310nah fuck off. games are about fun, not about simulatorshavent played IV, but V is just another ragdoll ***realistic*** AAA cancerthey're all the same shit btw, there really is no jump in techonology. there really is no revolution at all. same crap, only more budget"""realism""", that shit they strive so hard, is something they will never achieve. game still has videogame bs like shothun attached to invisible bags and shit. it is tryhard realism (the "graphics" you speak of) clashed with cancerous ragdoll physics cancer
>>750594872you are going to play it as soon as you can on pc
>>750595060nah boring ass shitthere are 100000000000000000000000000000 games with far more substantial value out there for me to just pick the most basic normie crap game ever
>>750586929Are you proud of not liking something popular or do you just lack the mental capacity to understand different people have different taste?
>>750595590vice city was 80s kinoeverything else -san andreas included- is south park reggaeton drug cancer. felt this way ever since 20 years ago, long ago when internet/social media -and you- were in diapersway before games were mainstream
Serious question, is anyone in this thread not going to buy it?
>>750592649>bro the details>bro listen, the interactivity is crazy the world is so RESPONSIVE!>omg this technology is mindblowing bro but it looks boring. it looks like every sandbox game ive played since i was a teenager
Average GTA6 hater
>>750586929>heh I hate new thing>that makes me coolkenjoy missing out on the biggesr media release in the history of mankind, loser
>>750595909Vice City was nostalgia slop for the gayest time period since the rococo period and I was playing GTA1 before you were in diapers
>>750586929GTA was always a woke franchise after 2. The devil was always in the details. Notice how you never actually play a ciswhite man until GTA V. And the most you get with them is killing either of them in an ending.>3 had you play as a mute>VC a Guinea>SA a nigger>IV a slav>V a nigger alongside the aforementioned two decrepit whites>VI has you playing a chola and her bf whom she pegsIt's not really a surprise or an epiphany any more at this point. It's more about discerning quality from reality.
>>750596328hence my pointgta was always "lee ebin quirky edgy xddd" geared towards mainstream franchisethe franchise whose games tried so hard to make as much as noise possible
>>750596072The image that fucking buried doomsissies
>>750586929tendie mad that GTA6 will outsell OoT remake lol
>>750596020so you are blind or retarded then
>>750586929> look how sophisticated my vidya tastes are, if it doesn't have 3000 years old lolicon witches it's a shit game for goys!1 Look how much I don't care about it!It's always funny to see how much you guys "don't care" about GTA, to the point that it's the only thing you constantly talk about.How do you not realize it's JUST a video game? It doesn't matter nearly as much as you think.For most people it's something to mindlessly relax to after work, a hobby to spend an hour or two a day to unwind, and not the meaning of life.
>>750600140ehh no? i just got here, who the fuck are you anywya???id like to post this in the better slow /vr/ boardand I had to wait 500 seconds because it is the first thread I ever make since a while ago >How do you not realize it's JUST a video game? It doesn't matter nearly as much as you think.KEKlmao evenaccording to you gtv vi suddenly doesnt matter15 years bitching about no sequel1 year and lot of months since the announcement hyping and bitching about the leaksetc etcbut hey gta vi doesnt matter apparentlylmao so this is the brain of the average /v/fag
>>750589287why are /v/ users always so obsessed with half a second little clips of jank or bugs.
>>750600683You're a moron, buddy.You're making up excuses for arguments you've made up.I'm telling you it's, at the end of the day, just another video game. It will be amazing, sure, it will have spectacular tech crammed into it etc but it's a video game after all, and you people pretend like it's: 1) extremely important (it's not outside the vidya bubble) and 2) it's gonna be bad because you have a feeling (or hope it fails for whatever reason)No. It's gonna be amazing BUT it's not the second coming of Christ.Thus my post, why do you have to bitch and moan about it every day so much, hoping it flops, when it's just a video game? It's not that important to waste so much time arguing about it.It's like if you told me pineapple pizza is bad. Okay, and? I will still enjoy it, why do you have to spend so much effort to try and convince me otherwise?
>>750595212like?
It’s actually really weird how little anticipation or excitement I have for this game
>>750600683>>750600140>>750600958a.k.a"i-if you dont like t-then it dont do it!! >.<! pussy ass crystal kid response>>750600958WHY you come to btich in my thread then?? it is just a thread, why you come here to bitch if you dont like my thread?? you can just leave and go to another threadfaggot .I. it's so damm easy to btfo you reddit kids
>>750592649They hated Anon because he told the truth
>>750601119> kid> reddit kidsYou've got to be a teenager. Forgot to call me "lil bro", though.Anyway, I don't feel like there's anything worth discussing with you, so bye.
>>750586929buy an ad (against gta)
>>750601081pacman mario pinball track and field megaman sonic ristar streer of rage lotus metal slug mortal kombat final fantasy battletoads final fight kunio kun silent hill nascar party games chrono trigger lot of jrpgs touhou castlevania rpgs burnout prince of persia need for speed devil may cry zelda rayman peggle psi-ops king of fighters snow bros tiny toon adventure plants vs zombies animanics sega sunset riders golden axe bayonetta the last of us lego games bioshock dbz tenkaichi naruto ultimate ninja ecco the dolphin dkc country mario fucking galaxy pokemon etc etcetc
>>750601558ew
>>750601425bye,and dont come back,cunt,
>>750589287It's not just a pre-made animation. You control the jump in whatever direction you want.
>>750586929You're no better for shilling the obscure garbage you play, in fact you will never procreate and die in piss and shit.
>>750602431>You're no better for shilling the obscure garbage you playwhich one?
>>750592649>the incredible detail in interactivity and technology,NIGGA WHAT FUCKING INTERACTIVITYIS IT FUCKING MINIGAMESI SWEAR YOU PEOPLE ARE SINGLE-CELLED ORGANISMS
Every day you guys cry and seethe about this game. Absolutely rent free. Cope and shit and piss a bit more.
omg i love my skibidi toilet six seven game
I also feel like I can't get hyped for GTA 6. It's literally the same game with better graphics.The writing is definitely going to get worse too. Just look at how GTA Online turned out towards the end.
>WE GOT 'X' BEFORE GTA6!!!!! THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!
>>750602892There's still 3 weeks to go too they're gonna crashout more the closer it gets to release
>>750586929I have been playing gta since the 6 minute times demo for gta 1. I am far from a normie. I will be playing 6 because rockstar still makes good games. Simple as
I'm not going to buy a ps5 or spend 80$ play it but I'm looking forward to the technology and spectacle that will be mined. pretty much the same story with red dead 2.
>>750586929Seething Zelda fags lol. ReminderGTA franchise lifetime revenue 11.5 billionZelda franchise lifetime revenue 5.8 billionGTA V outsold the entire Zelda franchise.
>>750610837my dick is 12 billion times bigger than yours
>>750586929If you don't like bad driving mechanics for 5 minutes to get to a cutscene, walk a few steps, and then see another cutscene, you have no taste.
>>750592905A peek inside the nustar creative office>so what are the kids up to these days?>they make AI Hitler videos on social media and they hate women and blacks with a burning passion>oh cool I was thinking DOG POOP SLINGING would be edgy enough to catch their interest, no?
I'm ready for the meltdowns when it's not the greatest story in the history of videogames
>>750611063All it has to do is be better the previous GTA stories
There is absolutely nothing this board could say that would get me to not buy this game lmao. Already pre ordered in fact, and I NEVER pre order games. I have zero doubt in my mind it will deliver.
>>750586929>basic and normieYou are the "normie" you negrified zoomer retard.
>>750611946>zoomerBack in my day we said younglings!
cancer
>>750602558>>750596020>Erm tech is le bad because I am a faggot retard
>>750594540lel youc couldnt even swim in vice city fuck you mean is the best one
>really fun sandbox>Some great missions >A lot really good writing >Some of the tech >You are not allowed to like it because it's popular
>>750589287The backflip that jumped the shark.
>>750610837anyone who doesn't enjoy gta AND zelda is someone who's opinion is worthless
>>750611908The last game I pre ordered was gta 5 when there was a very real risk of not getting a copy if you didn't camp out at the store. I'll be buying 6 as soon as it's available for download
>>750617325The 12th is the preload date. If you don't pre-order it you lose the bonuses forever.
if it's not the best game of all time gaming is DEAD.the best thing to do right now is probably build a PC. GTA 6 will be on PC by the end of 2027, and its impossible to get retro games at a yard sale or a thrift store anymore since the scalper market has gone berserk
>>750617512>If you don't pre-order it you lose the bonuses forever.shut the fuck up
>>750593496So it's been like 16 years since you've played a GTA game and yet here you are posting in GTA threads? Man, that's fucking pathetic.
>>750586929GTA is a fun game with unique gameplay
>>750617906It is the quintessential video game. Every bit as essential as super mario bros and pong
>>750617676If you don't want 100% of the content because you insist on getting it on launch day it's your loss.
>>750618036>it's trueI thought you were implying that the ultimate edition content was pre order only but I guess there is the 80s outfits and some stuff pre order only. That's gay, but I'm pre-ordering anyway
>>750586929Grand Theft Auto died with III, which introduced the cancer known as (((bisexual))) representation to the IP.Avoid any video game series with at least one installment featuring that garbage.
Remember that yoga scene in GTA V? That's going to be half the gameplay in GTA 6
>>750620509they should have had you unlock ki powers from it
you just have to like vidya and acknowledge the fact that no one makes games with more effort put into it than rockstar. not that difficult
>>750620310another proof that games always have been what the new right describes as "woke".
I look forward to the post GTA VI world. I'm sick of hearing about it.
>>750623228It's going to be everywhere online and irl
Has a game ever made chuds mald more than GTA6?
>>750623424TLOU2BG3KCD2Most of GTA 6 hate is performative because i have yet to see anything woke actually worth hating
>>750623228The jeetshills contracts extends past the release date. They’ll come back in full force once online releases. Rockstar pays a decent amount for each hour shilling, they offered me to shill too but I am not immoral.
>>750623523>There's no way in hell people would be talking about the the biggest game of all time
>Do people genuinely have fun with these shit games?No; people do not -- sub-human do -- and for the same reason that they watch nubianball and WWE.
>>750615050add mario "YAHOOOOO!"
Yes I do enjoy these games. Seethe. I bet you're a tranime poster
>>750586929I agree. It's the designated "safe horny" for videogames: the title that jormalfags are allowed to behave like autists and nerds about, without feeling ashamed
Oh my gawd you can throw DOG DOO DOO at people! Ha ha oh my gawd so funny ive pr3ord3r3d just because of that throwing dog poop is so funny and cool haha this game rocks !
>>750624376>Safe hornywords don't mean anything anymore every single woman is sexualized yet game is somehow safe horny
>>750586929Your severe autism makes it difficult for you to understand other people.