IT'S UP, HITMANBROS!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1659040/view/701031762452546010?l=english
Finally a guy I actually want to kill
>>750580181in the game, right?
>"celebrity target">i have no clue who this is
>>750579994Criken looks exactly like this as well, what's with these aging youtubers all looking the same?
>>750579994They should add netanyahu target dlc that's just free money
>>750580217Depends how his Bloodborne movie goesSleep with on eye open, Green Pewdiepie
>>750580434cool it with the antitrumpism
everyone that does one of these collaborations ends up doing something abhorrently evil
>>750579994this is worse than having mcgregor in the game
>>750579994>hitman dlc for youtubersuntapped market, imagine twitch thots
>>750583789>Challenge map where killing the Scottish target makes him take over Diana>Hijacks the mission system forcing you to complete a kill everyone challenge
>>750579994Who is this guy exactly?
>>750586168Alolan pewdiepie
two low traffic hitman threads oh boy
My respect for Hitman as a series went down a lot after they started doing these collaboration updates. I uninstalled World of Assassination since it was updating so often. I hope IOI goes out of business.
>>750586321Meh it's ok. You can shoot people you hate or nut on mila getting strangled (i am sure she recorded different gargling for different instruments) or stabbed.
>>750579994I hate that they turned Hitman into normalfag slop
>>750586321>>750586750i love new hitman
>>750586168Markiplier 2
>>750585968already have a scotland map and everything
>>750579994They should have picked Ethan instead
for a hitman fan this must be like seeing a cancer diagnosis
>>750579994Wow, seeing this obnoxious faggot shoehorned into it might actually get me to delete Hitman
>>750587074A hitman fan (like me) probably doesn't even know who that guy is because you are 35+ and don't follow the youtube scene anymore.
>>750586750My dumbass was gonna say they should have put this guy in, but they already did.
>>750587007i enjoy not knowing who any of these people are by their legal names
I still don't understand how these seasons work. I know the elusive targets are time limited. Are the challenges with unlockable rewards time limited or do they stay in the game forever?
>>750586321This is kino thoughever.
>>750579994Holy shit this cunt has done more damage to Ireland than Cromwel>TOP O DEE MORNING LADDDIESSS OIM JACK SEPTICEYE LADDIE AND OIM FROM OIRLEAND FAITH AND BEGORRAH EYE EYE EYEtho I do like his name is after a slur jap's eye which is slang here for the pisshole of the dick
>>750587074Nah if anything the memes will be so toxic it will start some sort of controversy, you get to kill streamers now. In Hitman.
>>750583789>find a vtuber and kill her mid stream so her model just freezes
>>750587406 No one knows, it's convoluted for the sake of being convoluted. Just release DLC levels for 12 bucks any pay everyone.
>>750579994Didn't right-wing grifters throw a hissy fit about this guy and say his career was finished cause he made a joke about Charlie Kirk lol.
>>750587406I pirate the DLC and use a cracked version of peacock so can't answer 100% but: challenges don't go away. I doin't think elusive targets have unique challenges other than ';silent assassin rank' for each target and those challenges do stay unlocked as do any items unlockedIF you mean 'content' like twitch drops were you're just watching some faggot, those items stay in the game after the season is over tooBut time limited stuff itself like the missions etc, they go so if you miss your shitty little twitch drop it's all goneunless you pirate of course then you get 100% of content forever and it's local and saves can be moved from computer to computer and aren't reliant on the fuckery of IOI
>>750587892I was just referring to the challenges with unlockables. I don't give a shit about the Twitch stuff. For instance, the current season has a challenge for an unlockable Vampire Magician Suit. Are they creating these challenges and throwing them away after the season is over? I knew the challenges stay in Peacock. Do I need to wait until Peacock is updated to be compatible with the latest version of Hitman WOA?
>>750588336You do have to wait for peacock to update but it's ususually only a few daysI don't know about the suit, sorry. But I assume it would stay (as in if you unlock it will stay) since it's like the toher items in the seasonal slop
>>750579994What do you even do in this things, i finished Hitman WOA ages go. Great game but i read this are just remixes of levels
why didn't they add the other annoying YouTube guys like pewdipie and markoplier and ninja and all those other retardsi wanna be able to kill them in the game
i reinstalled hitman and the game seems to demand my email to play onlineis this a new thing? i've always been able to play online without an account
>>750588894PC? Not surePS4/PS5 probably sony thing
>>750588947on pcsaw on reddit ioi added the requirement earlier this yearprobably along with the 007 release
fucking kill io and hitman already
>>750579994Should've been Mr beast
>>750579994How embarassing
>>750587074The nu-trilogy is bland, soulless dogshit.
>>750586168septic jap's eye
i got in, just had to enable all the dlc i havehad forgot all the hitman bullshit dlc editions
>>750590256RANDOM NPC THINK HE SLICKHE DABBIN
>>750590378What year is it??
>>750587074Who gives a fuck? It's a new target and mission. Why does it matter if it's celebrity slop? The Snoop Dogg mission was actually pretty high effort for an elusive target so if it's anything like that it'll be good.
>>750590538because the game was done after 2look at how shit 3 is and then look at how shit the 'new' content is
When's the Co-op mode coming? How the fuck can it be taking this long?!
>>750590724Berlin mogs any mission in 2.
>>750590787what's that, ghost mode? co-op? anon hitman is a single player game just forget about those fun ideas
>>750590867It really doesn'tNow if you had to kill all the guards or it was a bit like 'we aren't sure who they are or what they look like but here are some hints' and Diana/the negress lady helped you identify them, it'd be kino but as it is now it's just complete shit
>next hitman game has a female protag>she can also steal disguises but only from women
>>750591901not very woke of you to exclude cross dressingi for one look forward to seeing victoria burnwood try to wear a grown mans work clothes
Has anyone gotten VR to work on the Steam Frame? The game doesn't recognize my controllers and it's not allowing me to create a binding in the Steam menu.
>still no airport map
>>750592370
>>750579994So how do these crossovers work? It's just a face scan right? What are this streamer's virtual crimes?
>>750592667nah just shitty ai generated
>>750587519Actually could be kino, having to deduce where and who she is by watching her stream
>>750595582But you're assuming it's not just some fucking 18 year old indian they hired to do the slop like they've been doing since hitman 3 released
pewdiepie when?
>>750599323sooner than you might expect
>>750579994Can't wait to kirk this faggot
get fucking PWNED tobias
>>750599860Those retards at IOI actually gave them broccoli haircuts.
>>750599860>carbon copy of Sam Hyde's podcast but with a gay Scotsman What did the Wonderful IOI mean by this?
>>750599860>Caught in 4k, bitch
The fucked up thing is that there are lots of actual Hitman playing youtubers, it's a pretty active scene.
>failed the mission>have to buy it to try againNIGGER!
>>750603072Bro? Your cracked peacock and pirated edition?
>>750579994why don't they ever do ecelebs people actually care about? who even is that?
>>750603371nigga WHO is that random foid
>>750603391she's a better gamer you'll ever be*hacks into your mainframe*
>>750599942
She's next
>>750603508My beloved mutt queen.
>>750580181fippy bippy
>>750603315Isn't that... illegal?
>>750579994>jokes about political assassination>becomes assassination targetPottery.
>he has a giant squid games torture basementkinda kino
>>750603531>>>/vt/ranny
>>750603837stupid bot
its such a shame that the series that gave us meat king's party is now this e-celeb slop. fuck fortnite.
>>750604316For the longest time I thought the girl in that mission was 14, I could swear reading the briefing mentioned she was that young.
>>750604721iirc on the eu version of the ps2 shje was
which hitman game should i play to wash this shit out my mouth?
>>750605267og hitman 2 and blood money are the best hitmans
>>750603315>Pirated editionJust patch the demo, retard
>>750605682Bro that is the pirate way ahoy
>>750579994>play for free>oct 29-nov 25Cool, like a free weekend on steam, but it's a month? Guess I'll try out whatever Hitman this is.
>>750606167You can play that specific elusive target for free for a month. It's not a free weekend where you can play the whole game.
>>750606352>you can play for free, if you buy the gameThat hardly seems free, now does it?
>>750606167
>>750603531That would actually be a fun mission. You have to infiltrate a samey gook influencer factory and figure out which landwhale is your correct target without a physical description.
>>750606437ETs are limited time missions you get one shot at playing and then never again. Buying the dlc lets you play a regular version of the mission whenever you want.Yes it's stupid.
>>750606437You can download the demo and play the elusive target.
>>750606446>I eliminated a faggot youtuber and all I got was this zoomer rapper tshirt
>>750606543>still faliing for the vtubers are all fat/men meme
Never played nuHitman, but I bought the 'Definitive' edition of this game a few weeks ago when it was on sale for like $40.Do I still get the content they release for "free", would I need to later for this , or is it FOMO shit?
>>750607373You have until November 25th to play this elusive target for it's cosmetic unlockables. After the 25th the elusive target will be unavailable to play until IOI brings him back. If you want to play him whenever you have to purchase his pack for $8. If you setup a Peacock server you can play everything whenever forever, none of this FOMO shit.
>>750587074No that was pic related several years ago.
>>750588574>but i read this are just remixes of levelsEssentially. They basically just rework an existing map with a new target, opportunities, guard placements, NPC etc. with the only difference being that you only get one shot and if you fail, you have to wait until the target rolls around again on rotation before you can play it again. They’ve recently been making these new targets all celebrities.
The only reason they picked JackSepticEye was because he’s done a lot of Hitman related videos over the years and has a recognisable face. Surprised they didn’t do Atrioc or Kotti since they’re Hitman speedrunners and much bigger names in the fanbase though.
This mission is crazy fast to SASO if you just want to whack him and hop in the car. they should've had a broccoli wig suit for 47 what an absolute blunder
>>750579994This means I can get him kirk'd?
>>750579994we've had JCVD, Mads, Mila and Sean Bean. Even the lesser ones like Wiz Khalifa, Eminem, and Conor Mcgregor I knew of through media. This is the first one I genuinely have no fucking clue who it is
>>750608719>This mission is crazy fast to SASOtbf, every Elusive Target can be cheesed easily with the emetic briefcase or Sieker. And the thing is that because of the “only getting one shot” approach to ETs, you end up wanting to go for those safe and easy strategies so you can complete the mission and get the rewards. You’re kind of reluctant to go back and experiment like you are with the main and bonus missions. ETs are kind of a flawed concept if you think about them for more than 2 minutes, and I feel the only place they work is in the Elusive Target Arcade, which is actually quite good.
>>750606446looks like that grandma character from the dude who trolls scammers
>>750609085You’re telling me you knew who Dmitri Vegas was too? Because he’s a deep cut unless you’re familiar with the rave/EDM scene.
>>750609085>eminem>literally the most popular and well-known rapper in the history of this shitty genre of "music">lesser one
>>750580286I've felt that way about every single on of them since their introduction
>>750609085>lesser ones>eminemyou're delusional, no matter how old you aretake your meds
I fucking hate youtubers
>>750609279>kitboga ET on mumbaiwould be even more based than the hungry hungry train
