Why does Zelda moan every time she opens a door?
Women have a lot less upper body strength than men, so doing things like opening an iron door are more demanding for them. Imagine if every door you opened was one of those automaric doors that applies extra counter force if you open it without using the wheelchair button. You would moan, too.
>>750577138That's retarded. I can open a door without making a noise easily.
>>750577138She uses magic though. So it shouldn't be an effort.
>>750576960it's not a moan, it's a gasp, and it's because they just re-use the sound she makes during the final battle where she's supposed to sound stressed and worried.
Using magic makes her aroused, orgasming recharges her magic meter.
>>750576960She gets off to opening doors.
>>750577253>>750577358She has her own magic meter. The magic meter makes sounds when its being consumed. For link its like a uuuuuuuurp sound.
>>750576960Magic gets its power from sexual energy, when Link yells after casting Din's fire it's because he had an orgasm.
>>750577546but you recharge your magic by drinking bottles that come out of plants and rocks though
>>750577213Prove it
>>750576960Reminder that Zelda is Sheik so there is nothing stopping her from using her true strength
>>750577604Those are aphrodisiacs.
>>750577671why was Sheik's butt so detailed?
>>750577858Some men have big butts
>>750577858Do you have a reason for it not to be?
>>750577213Ywnbaw
>>750578046I have a very comfortable ass due to my partial Polish genetics.
>>750577253Oh so you've casted a lot of spells in your life so you know whether it requires effort or not?!
>>750576960She's supposed to stop the rocks falling with magic, but the code references the wrong spawn list so she never finds the rocks.Actor* actorIt = play->actorCtx.actorLists[ACTORCAT_PROP].head;// Look for the rock-spawner actorwhile (actorIt != NULL) { if (actorIt->id == ACTOR_EN_ENCOUNT2) { ((EnEncount2*)actorIt)->collapseSpawnerInactive = true; } actorIt = actorIt->next;}En_Encount2 belongs to ACTORCAT_ENEMY, not ACTORCAT_PROP so technically if you make a patch to fix this, Zelda should use magic to protect link in this section.
>>750578693NTA but I live in Paraguay, so when I was a kid, my parents thought I had some supernatural illness. They called a super old man to cast a spell on me by singing in Guarani (native language) while gently slapping me with a branch and splashing water on me. It lasted a few minutes, but he didn't seem to be putting in much effort.
>>750578725that would be cool, guess that explains why she screams when a rock hits you
>>750577858So many female Zelda fans tried to convince themselves that Sheik is male because they couldn't face the fact that they had been ogling and lusting over a woman's butt the entire game.
>>750578560prove it.
>>750576960I don't remember this part, in my memory adult zelda literally only appear for the final battle
>>750578454Correct, I will never be a woman because I am a man who is gonna put a baby in Zelda.
>>750580529This is part of the final battle, kinda. But yeah, basically. Also during the last visit to the temple of time before the final dungeon.
>>750580670Videogames aren't real, dumbass. Even if they were, Zelda is like... in medieval times or something. So you wouldn't have Even been alive during this game.
>>750577671sheik is never shown to be strong
>>750582882She is high tier in smash bros
>>750578725Is there a video showcasing this, or did you pull this out of your ass?
>>750579125So you didn’t even have a real supernatural illness? Can you put some fucking effort into the things you do? I guess I shouldn’t expect much from someone on /v/
>doesnt know cause and effect of basic hylian door-opening magicksget out
>>750577358Zelda's power isn't magic.
>>750587163finally someone who gets it
>>750586004I was feeling like shit but I don't think it was supernatural stuff. I did feel better after that but that doesn't mean it cured me.
>>750579953No kidding, BOTW was the mother of all mask off moments, zeldafags are all gay.
>>750589609How so?
>>750589609>BotW>Zeldafags
