Faggoyims like you
My interest in hero shooters cratered after TF2.
Never played it, no interest.
I don't play competitive slop
Someone post the hair webm where it shows all the girls look the same
>>750561601NOOOOO DONT!
>>750561458too busy cumming to it
>>750561639based
I don't like MP games (they shouldn't have canned the SP campaign lol). Also I'm a boobs man and Overwatch girls are only ass.
>>750561458Because overwatch's only ongoing legacy is pornIt briefly tricked people into thinking it was halfway decent back when it first came out and blizzard's name was not yet shit, and people were enamored with the characters, but character design is pretty much all it ever had going for it. Nowadays I can watch videos of Mei getting fucked by horses and that is a far greater use of my time than actually playing the game.
>>750562293>Overwatch girls are only assWRONG. But I do really love OW btw. It's a fun game. OP is right. People should play it.
>>750563459Everyone is only a B-cup. Boobs need to be at least E cup before I'm interested in the girls of a series.
>>750561458Deadlock exists which is an actual competitive game. Also this game is like gacha. It is only popular because of the porn it creates.
>>750561458they still didn't give sojourn, junker queen, widowmaker, and zarya their huge floppy dong skins that are 100% canon
>>750561458I just wank to the porn.
I like playing healer!
>>750561458I take losses very badly, I don't know what happened to me, I used to rage at multiplayer games sometimes when I was a teen but I still enjoyed them for the most part, now a single defeat tilts the fuck out of me, especially if it was a very long and close match and you lose that's fucking soul crushing man. I don't even rage at teammates just me missing shots, dying too much, etc. so anyway that's why I mostly play singleplayer now.
For me, it's Domina
I don't need an excuse
>>750561458It's shit.
>>750561458>heto shooter>normie shit>creatively bankrupt>morally bankrupt
>>750561458because im a tank main...
AGP THREAD
>>750564917pharah looks so bad in this it's unreal
>>750564917getting ready to head to the local kennel for a foursome
>>750564858come play 6v6 with everyone else who likes to actually have fun on tank
>>750565089Wrecking ball is such a fun fat fuk, I never get tired of slamming balls on enemy widowmakers.
>>750561458Lack of properly barefoot skins for Juno and Shion
>>750561458More interested in experiencing different settings than hopping into the same multiplayer over and overIt's very fun from what I've seen but no one in their right mind would say Overwatch is the most fun game out there
>>750561458Not enough futa content for the straight players
>>750561458Playing Overwatch doesn't make my face into Juno's chair.
>>750565836Man, I wish matchmaking gayness weren't the norm. I liked how different servers had different settings and map cycles. Some would add quake sounds, sometimes they would give you a hookshot for some crazy reason.
>>750561458Nyl's model where she has perky and puffy areolas is the best model of Juni ever made
I don't play gooner games, I just masturbate to the porn.
>>750561458I don't play blizzard games or use blizzard products.They are beneath me.
>>750561458I quit when they made Soldier gay. Fuck faggots and kikes
>>750561458It gets boring fast because comp sweat is the only gamemode. Stopped playing after about 50 hours when my friends lost interest, because playing competitively with randoms is miserable.Meanwhile TF2 is still fun after 5k hours because when you get bored of comp you can join a pub server and goof off playing demoknight or cuntsman sniper and nobody cares.
>>750561458i bought it and tried it once, it had too many particle effects and explosions and shit going on, i couldn't tell what i was shooting at or what the objective was. no thanks, bad design
OYAKODON WITH PHARAH AND OLD ANA AMARI
It looks stupid and hero shooters are gay.Shooters should be like SOCOM Breach/Demolition, CoD Search & Destroy, Counter-Strike, etc.
>>750561458i don't support tranny companies
>>750566212It's funny that they made the character who's supposed to lure in codbabbys into a fag.
ASSwatch
>>750561458Too busy looking at the porn
I used to think I prefer rivals for it being 6v6, but I actually honestly have way more fun with Overwatch's heroes, so I went back to playing 6v6 mode.
>>750561458They made my character canonically gay, stopped playing then.I'm not even joking this is why I dropped Overwatch and never went back.
for me its GILFs
I'm a little tempted to give it another shot because perks look interesting. How does that work, and do you lose them when you switch classes?
>>750561458It's a game?
I just don't like MOBA shooter.I admit it, Blizz does well on other works, but NOT MOBA shooter
>>750561458No canon hypno content in the game to RP with chatbots over
>>750568270>How does that work,You gain 'levels' in the same way you get ultimate charge. By dealing damage, and also by healing others/blocking damage if you're a hero that can do that. When your meter is full you level up and get to pick between two perks. Then meter resets and you can level up a second time, and pick between two different perks.You do lose them when you switch heroes, I think a reason why they added perks in the first place is to give people another reason (along with ultimate charge) to NOT just counterpick the whole game.Like with everything Blizzard does, some perks are pretty mediocre while others are ridiculously OP.
You're not human
Overwatch is not as bad as /v/ says it is.I'd rather play it over TF2 which has been raped by Valve and has the shittiest "community" known to man. I never see a >username (she/her)In OW lol
>>750561458I stopped buying Blizzard products when they released Starcraft 2 without LAN functionality. It did't take a lot of discipline to stick with it thanks to Blizzard's post SC2 output
They turned it from being okay into rancid dogshit within like a year of release. Then inflated Mei to look like shit in overwatch "2"
>>750561458I don't want to.Fuck off.
>>750570998>They officially turned Mei into a slampigSince when was blizzard this based?
>>750571937Which Overwatch? There has been so many different verisons i dont know which one you mean
>>750573046they're fully leaning into it being a coomer game now, it's all they have left, they're even doing a collab with stellar blade soon, the mask is off
>>750563750If only D.Va were that thick…
>>750573142There's only one overwatch though?? They even dropped the 2 admitting that was a mistake
>>750573602I meant updates. Overwatch on launch is not the zombie version thats up now. I think the sweetspot came in the first 6 months.
>>750561458I wouldn't call "It doesn't have a single player campaign, even though they promised one." and excuse. But yes, that's more or less my reason.
>>750561458Why the FUCK would you ever play Goywatch over Deadlock? Genuinely.
>>750575904because one is a moba and the other one is a hero shooter and some people actually understand distinctions between these genres and also might want to play different things
>>750561458It's a bad game
>>750575904overwatch has more porn, therefore overwatch better
>>750561458why is this game 60 gigs, should be 20 max
It makes me break things so I had to quit.
>>750575904Deadlock is for gay trannies, Overwatch is for straight futa enjoyers
I'm curious who are the 'villains' in Overwatch areLike is Junker Queen a villain?
>>750561458competitive fps trash slop game for retarded bliz dronesOnly decent thing about that franchise is all the porn it inspired.
>>750581302Talon is an antagonist org to Overwatch
>>750561458like rivals more overpowered tanks are horrible
TF2 exists. I'll jerk off to the thicc ice lady any day though
You're response?
>>750561458>nearly the entire cast is some form of fag>the harshest AI governed chat in all of gaming>mass reporting works so if you get put solo with a stack, enjoy your suspension (that leads to a ban) even if you don't type or speakNo thanks.
>>750581892Plap her.Mating press pretzel position.Light choking.Cuddles afterwards.
>>750567567Hell yeah
>>750581892rape more rape
>>750561458god overwatch is the greatest game ever made, thank you overwatch
>>750561458I have a strict "zero dollars transacted" policy when it comes to anything Blizzard Entertainment.
>have sex with Anran>dick burns after afterwards
>>750583253Every single live service game out there literally has the formula to be successful marvel rivals proves it tooJUST. PUT. HOT. BITCHES. IN. YOUR. GAMES.Is that so hard? But I guess the "consultants" are always bickering against it, But they keep hiring them!!! Why??? Why do companies keep hiring these "consultants" like sweet baby, seriously why???
>>750561458blizzwokethat is reason enough not to play or give them money
>>750561458why do they keep pretending to be sjw while they keep putting fat assed sluts in skin tight suits in the game?
>>750561458it makes me angrier than anything somehow. mobas, extraction shooters, fightan, RTS, whatever other competitive games somehow aren't as unhealthy to my mental as OW. a mix of 99% of players being literally zombie NPCs who have no other thoughts in their head than "leave spawn, waddle down main, fight whatever i see until death, repeat", and my own inconsistent performance where there's so many variables, the movespeed with 0 accel/decel, the console shooter hit detection - meaning sometimes i completely whiff everything, or i just end up in an unwinnable situation i can't really control.
>>750561458Gave it a try, didn't care for it. Simple as.
>>750568852looking through the wiki its funny, a lot of the perks on older characters are just abilities they dont have by default any more.
/v/ pretends to hate it, because they're trash at it
>>750581892Report for abusive language.
>>750583253more like thank you marvel rivals for lighting a fire under buzzard's ass. juno probably never would have seen the light of day.
>>750561458Why the fuck would you play Overwatch when Deadlock exists
>>750590358Because Overwatch is fun and Deadlock isn't.
>>750590358>match is decided in the first 10 minutes>have to stay another 30 before you can get on with your lifeFuck. That. MOBAs are only for the clinically insane, even when watching jewtube faggots play and shill that game they always sound fucking miserable and stressed out. And they are a bastardization of the RTS genre too. Maybe when they make their Risk of Rain ripoff mode it will actually have something worthwhile.
>>750590358>tranny deadcockno thanks
>>750561458generals belong on /vg/
>>750573253>Rivals spooked them this badFunny if true
>>750561458It sucks.
>>750561458I only play single player games
>>750590907you're righta nintendo thread died because this thread was madeI'm so fucking sorry ToT
what killed overwatch?
I want to motorboat Mei's fat sweaty tits while burying my cock in her fat sweaty pussy
>47k on steam>console numbers non-existent>battle.net numbers too, hence why they're never releasedjesus christ its so fucking over
>>750591205>47k isn't a lotimagine 47k niggers fucking your mombut you don't have to imagine do you?
Overwatch might have the most retarded shop in this dogshit freemium ecosystem. There's actually skins I would throw Blizz money at if they ever appeared but nope..! The shop selection is always fucking tiny and the only daily rotation section always shows me the same shit I'm never going to buy.Blessing in disguise I guess, even Timmy figured out that Fortnite is better giving you lots of options on their jewish store.
>necroshill tranny crotchbumps general
>>750591364Ok, but on the other hand it makes coomers buy new skins due to fomo
>page 10 negrobump right on Q
>>750592990ikr? really desperate
>>750583253
>>750593197>>750590189>>750583350>>750583253>>750581892why do they all look like underage boys? not beating the groomer alegations...
>>750590358This garbage has a snowball effect literally built into it's core. Shit is retarded. Only retarded troons would stay playing after one session of trying it out.
whoever decided that women sticking their filthy tongues out is sexy needs to have their balls removed with pliers
>whats your excuse for not playing overwatch? in game skins aren't goonable enough
For me, it's Tracer
I want to BE Tracer!
>>750594503why the tranny jawline?
>>750595662Made to be glazed by gallons of Widow's thick clumpy cum
>>750596582Just like a tranny, you have internet induced mental illness
>>750590358DEIlock I'm not trans sorry
>>750597926>niggerbump ACK'd tranny groomer faggotwatch general
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