>that PS3 geometry>that George Droid face>that fogEnjoy your 87% Metacritic demake
ok I will, enjoy slop for the masses
>>750560930They really just didn't bother actually making it look cool or maybe adding some new stuff huh? Feels like this is setting a very bad predecent for remakes.
>>750560969>ok I will enjoy slop for the massesYour post makes a lot more sense without the comma.
>>750560930objectively less visually appealing than an n64 game
>>750560972I bet the flying carpet guy will still sell useless bombchus kek
>>750560930This looks better than every PS3 brown and bloom game.
>>750561131he's like a warning that you need those in the dungeon and if you're out and don't want to backtrack you have to live with getting scammed. but yeah one of the weaker design decisions in the game
>>750561152>tendie actually taking OP literally and now comparing his 2026 game with 2006 gamesSpeaks volumes.
>>750560972adding new things bad it has to be exactly the same or I'll shit my pants and see timeline jannies in my walls
>>750560930Holy shit it looks exactly like that butt ugly Monster Hunter on Switch 1.
>>750560930So it really is just a 1:1 remake? The same game with some superficial changes that in most cases are casualizations. That's insane
>>750561375>casualizationsThey also made the game less realistic and more formulaic for some reason. A bunch of generic targets replacing environmental interactions.
>>750560930The field outside the castle, one of the comfiest places ever, is now a shitty maze
I get Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster vibes whenever I see Grokarina of Time.
>>750560930unironically probably the most soulless remake of all time
This game is either outsourced, or Aonuma is intentionally fucking it up out of resentment toward OoT since all his own Zelda games were unfavorably compared to it.
>>750561417WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ADD SO MUCH FOG YOU GODLESS CUNTS I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE 10000000000 UNNECESSARY VIBESLOPPED DETAILS YOU ADDED TO JUSTIFY THE $70 PRICE TAG ON THIS PIECE OF HORSE MANURE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>750561590yup, to make it easier for dumb children and women to not get seen by the guards
>>750561417This actually makes me more upset than anything else I've seen on this game.
>>750560930what an ugly looking game
I preordered it the day they showed it off and every day since then it just looks worse and worse. Like they decided to do a lazy 1:1 remake except hunt down anything with soul to it and get rid of it. >>750561758I'm willing to bet that's what it was, he hates OoT and loves the shitty ubislop fake"Zelda" games. I realize now Zelda was good DESPITE Aonuma not because of him. All the cool ideas like the Z target system of OoT and the 3 day cycle of Majora's Mask were not Aonumas work. He similarly sabotaged Twilight Princess because he was butthurt fans wanted mature, gritty Zelda and not Wind Wanker.
>made puzzle way easier>ruined the entire personal experience of the forest dungeon by making it impossible to miss the first key>probably made it more linear tooall just with one extra lock
>>750562302Interesting considering the maze-like nature of the FT meant a lot to Miyamoto. The whole remake feels like a de-Miyamotoization of OoT.
>>750562194well zelda is a jewish name no?
>>750560930
>>750560930>IT'S A KIDS GAME IT'S A KIDS GAME>officially pander to nostalgia fags and use adult actorsNo OoT is not a kid's game and neither is the remake, the latter just sucks.
>>750560930It looks like fucking shit. The more they show the worse it gets
>>750562425kek is this real
>>750562520It's from Eternal Darkness
>>750561417>>750561905>>750562157Nobody tells you the hookshot works on wood so this is an improvement
Mods will save it, and it seems like it's gonna be sooner than people originally expected.
>>750560972>Feels like this is setting a very bad predecent for remakes.star fox already did and that was the purpose
>>750562602Bait.
>>750562364Aonuma literally just confirmed somenof the dev team is young hires who never played the original. So he's probably hammering in these shit changes like he did with Majora 3D which is the version he wanted.
>>750561758Every nintendo remake is outsourced. They never make their own ones.Thry're slapping aunomas name on it to trick the tendies into thinking "this is what the original creators wanted". Even though anoma didnt do shit on the first game other than dungeon design. But the tendies are easy to fool so ut works anyways.
>>750562721Am i misremembering?
>>750562157Get a life you fucking loser
>>750562602>Nobody tells you the hookshot works on woodThe game tells you its chain can be used to hook on things (rather than designated hookshot targets). A suspicious tree branch with vines falls under "things." This combined with the basic instinct to try things out should be more than enough. There are hints throughout the world like the scratched tree by Lake Hylia as well>>750562857Probably but you are also retarded for defending something so bad anywayA proper remake would make the area much bigger with a higher entrance and you hookshotting between trees like a ninja, which is probably what you're meant to imagine in the original. It'd be cool, fun and make the Hookshot feel more special rather than just another tool anyone can use
>>750560930Not a problem in Nortubel
>>750563029Cocksucker.
>>750560930PC version will remove the fog
>>750563221will it also add any meaningful expansions like new areas, bigger areas, more story, sheik infiltrating ganondorf, playable sheik, the sages actually fighting alongside you as implied in the original, more enemies, way harder enemies, way more things to buy, a fun upgrade system, way more npcs and sidequests in hyrule field, etc etc? because that's the minimum an ocarina remake should offer
Hyrule castle layout looks exactly the same.
>>750563663except replacing the comfy field that's supposed to exude safety and serenity with a shitty gamey maze (likely to make it easier again). but yes overall it's a lazy 1:1 demake
>>750561590From hyrule field you can see extra buildings. So are there no new buildings there?
>>750560930Please stop posting this shitty saaaar demake, I just want to pretend it doesn't fucking exist. Is that too much to ask?
>>750563663why the fuck is there a plaza where there should be a field with trees?
>>750563934Naively I hoped there would be some more buildings or even a new village. Guess not.
>>750563663I hope the sneaking theme is still goofy sounding
>>750563663Based
>>750563910No doubt it was added in lieu of the trial and error puzzle with the royal guards between the castle gate and the moat, as if anybody ever wasted more than two minutes figuring that out
>>750562302Now the door is locked and the you need the key so it completely cancels it out meaning there is now an extra key in the dungeon...
>>750563970they removed the owl's theme, wouldn't be shocking if they remove this too
>>750564010>they removed the owl's themeWhy THE FUCK would they do this? lol It's pure Ocarina of Time atmosphere
>>750563967Might be something in between castle town and the castle grounds but probably not. bit of a shame.
>>750560930Reset the clock
>>750564010>>750564059They didnt remove the owl theme Which you can hear in the off screen gameplay from fags who did ninty events
>>750562364Glad people are finally seeing how shit things are without Miyamoto, but sad it's at Zelda's expense. Fuck Aonuma and Fujibayashi.
>>750563276When its decomped sure
>>750561375>So it really is just a 1:1 remakeI was saying this on /v/ months before we even saw gameplay and all I got here was pushback and name-calling.Remember when you guys had actual expectations for this?Remember when tons of people thought it would be super open and incorporate BotW climbing and stuff?Now Nintendo did the bare minimum again and everoyne is acting like it would be ridiculous to expect more.
>>750563954Those are the houses they added for the Castle Town NPCs to go to at night.
>>750564128Decope
>>750560930did they resuse assets from pokemon scarlet and violet?
>>750560930Tendies will buy it regardless and get angry at critisism like always.
>>750564108
>>750564108>0 seconds since fanatics coped
>>750564145My expectations were always 1:1 and I'm glad it doesn't have fucktarded mechanics like BotW climbing or Hyrule Field expanded 300x in size with 999 Koroks added to it. If they removed the dogshit BotW menus that would improve it even more. Fuck your shitty Ubislop Zelda.
>>750560930what is this shit? its been like 10 years in which devs learned how to blend meshes with surrounding without having sharp edges and if you are a lazy cunt you can even just spend a happy meal worth of the marketplace and get it too.why is nintendo so shit?
>>750564108It's funny this image has to use an AI Zelda because the actual Zelda render looks so ugly.
>>750564234The point is effort. I wouldn't want it to be like BotW either but some effort would be nice. Also climbing isn't bad per se
>>750564151those are off-screen in castle town.
>>750564253Literally unplayable
>>750560930completely clueless, every nostalgic millennial is going to rate it a 10 even if it's liquid turd
>>750560930>tfw they forget to add that you don't sink when using the pegasus bootslooking forward to all these little bloopers
>>750564287its not about that its about making excuses for nintendo lagging a behind everyone even if they have the hardware, its a emberassment
>>750564298That's your fear as an autistic OoT hater but it's not going to happen so be happy. You WILL be able to use this shitmake for your "haha see if it came out today it wouldn't be anything special" shitposting thanks to Nintendo being lazy, don't worry.
>>750560930Why does her hair look like a massive turd?
>its a emberassmentGood morning sir
>>750564408reflecting the quality of the game
>>750561758>>750562269>>750562746the normies know
Everyone talking about design changes while I'm still on the fact that Link looks like an inbred with a nonexistent forehead now. Imagine wanting to play as this
>>750564649if the puppet thing isn't just cope it isn't completely random at least. puppets often look like that
>>750564649Thats the target audience.
>>750560930Wouldn't it just...look better without all the fog? Even if you can see popins better. I know some fog is good for a sense of distance but this isn't even far away.
Why did they make zelda look like a mexican/amerindian? Look at her facial structure.
Why is every screenshot I see of this game so fucking foggy what the fuck is this shit?
>>750561590Damn did they cut the maze inside the castle because they couldn't figure out fixed cameras for this remake?
>>750560930Xbox 360 graphics in an open world with massive scale is all I ever wanted or needed from video games.
>>750561758>>750562269>>750562746Eiji Aonuma is the worst kind of artist. The kind that prioritizes his "vision" over everything else. >>750564517Honestly the most praise or defense I've personally seen from it came from a group of people who rant about "normies" for lack of better term, but thats mostly due to having a Zelda bias
>>750560930SOVL
I just don't like elves
>>750562157>on this gamelmao jeet spotted
Why do of the the characters in the remake look nothing the original concept art? Did nintendo forget the original designs/concept art?
>>750562602You have to use the hookshot on a tree to enter the forest temple.
>>750567876no one cares
>>750560930>Enjoy your 87% Metacritic demakeDoes this take the Nintendo bonus into account?
OoTsnoys have such severe Nintendo Derangement Syndrome, it's genuinely insane.
>>750568020>OOTsnoyAh yes, Ocarina of Time, the most popular playstation game.
>>750568294OoT cultists have been snoys for 9 years now. Almost 10.
>>750568543But OOT is still a nintendo exclusive. Still not sure how sony factors into this.
>>750568585If you don't want to be called a snoy, then stop acting like one. OoT cultists have been seething at Nintendo nonstop ever since they entered their Switch golden age. Hell, just look at this thread.
>>750568668>If you don't want to be called a snoy, then stop acting like one.So I should stop liking Nintendo games, since that seems to be the telltale sign of a snoy.
>>750568768If you pretend the pre-2017 dark ages of Nintendo were good to seethe at the Switch 2 you're a snoy, yes.It's snoy code for "I miss when Nintendo was losing."
>>750568668This is a (You) issue. You're schizophrenic. You see how this looks.
>>750560930Worse than I expected. Nintendo really doesn't respects its most legendary title. Yikes
>>750568828>This is a (You) issue. You're schizophrenic. You see how this looks.
>>750568873https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/glK4T8QylQKw5mFvq61XIA/You just proved the point.
>>750568858>its most legendary title>OoT and not BoTWLmao do snoys genuinely believe OoT is more legendary than BoTW or ToTK?
>>750567015They did the same with LinkAnswer is because it was developed by brown people for brown people>those fat darkened eyebrows>tiny forehead>weird soulless eyesJannies ban you for pointing this out though
only bad games need remakes. remaking good games always make them worse. many such cases
>You just proved the point
>>750568948>game that defined 3D gaming>vs game assassin's creed bing bing wahoo editionlol lmao
>>750568948OoT sold way more relative to install base and is more legendary, yes
>>750569004Ah so you're a retarded OOTsnoy still seething after 10 years. Gotcha.
>>750568948both are good. stop instigating infighting and go back to /vg/, snoy troon
>>750569030>OoT sold way more relative to install base>literally no possible source on this, just plain made up snoy gibberish
>>750568979I can honestly think of countless games where a remake would make so much sense. Sad truth is it's all crash grabbing so they go with games that don't need remakes.
>>750568948This image is outdated for not including AoC, TOTK, EOW, and AoI
>>750569060You literally tried to insist OoT is more "legendary" than BoTW despite every possible metric stating otherwise, snoy.Don't start fights you can't win.
>>750569078>needs source for a second grade math problemWhy is the average OoT hater's IQ so low?
>>750569137wasn't me>every possible metric stating otherwiseyou mean sales
The remake is going to outsell the original in its first week alone no matter how much you shitpost about it.Keep seething, snoys/OoTcucks.
>>750569208And McDonald's outsells any Sushi brand. Stop shitposting.
>>750569180>T-THE SALES DON'T COUNTPathetic.
>>750561093you can add the same shitty filter to the OP image
>>750569252Much bigger install base => game sells more. It's not as deep or interesting as you think and it makes you look pathetic when you have to fall back on thatBotW is just an inferior Peak
this guy just keeps using the word "snoy" as if it were a generic insult you can just apply to anybody you dislike, devoiding it of any meaning in the processwhat next? steamsnoys? xboxsnoys? pokemonsnoys? fallout3snoys?that's not what the word means you fucking retard
>>750569381It's a psychopath from /vg/ and /vr/ who calls everyone Snoy who criticizes modern Nintendo and he shits on retro Nintendo 24/7. It's uironically his enitre life.
>>750569381Which post hurt your feelings?
>>750569208probably won't even get 90% on metacritic thoughbeit
>>750569435>anyone who defies me is one personOh fuck off. It's not our fault snoys like to cling to Nintendo's flop era/dark age.
>>750560930they actually uglified a statue and made it fat
splatoonsnoy
>>750569494>uses the same retarded trademark insult>seethes about the exact same things>in the exact same way>surprised people identify himSevere mental illness.
bananzasnoys
>>750561324The more I see of the remake the more I think it did start out as a Switch 1 game
Personally? I'm a GameCubesnoy.
>>750560930A little more greenery would've gone a long way.
xenobladesnoys
>mind broke again>now he just spams
>>750569605>"trademark insult"And that is...?
>>750569208It's not hard to do that, people LOVE Switch 2, and N64 sold like shit.
>>750569208Good. Then hopefully Cucknuma and Faggybayashit will start making real Zelda games again instead of Ubishit.
>>750569767What are you even supposed to be replying to?
>>750569769Adding "Snoy" to retro Nintendo things that trigger you a lot because modern Nintendo products suck in comparison, like GameCube or OoT. I'll make a collage soon, don't worry.
>>750569791>real Zelda games again instead of UbishitOh shut the fuck up, retarded snoy. BoTW era Zelda outsold every other game in the series.
>>750569378>Peakunironically peak with friends and i usually hate indie
>>750569791they don't want that that's why they fuck up the remake on purpose. strategic cannibalizationsee>>750564517
>>750569837>because modern Nintendo products suck in comparisonTHIS is the reason why you get called a snoy.We don't care that you pretend flop era slop is good, it's the fact that you use it as a tool to seethe at the Switch 2's objective success I'll say it again: go fuck yourself, snoy.
>>750569837I would give up trying to reason with this subhuman.This is the same guy who calls people vegans if they like PC gaming. He will argue that digital is bad because you can't resell physical plastic. He even once told me that he bought a physical version of an indie game just to troll me, a game he never even played, from a dev he despises because he hates indie games.That's the mental illness you're seeing on display. Someone who buys a game and never plays it, solely to troll someone.
>>750569920lol he's nervous it wont fucking sell because it's an outdated game releasing close to fucking GTA
>>750569969>This is the same guy who calls people vegans if they like PC gamingNah, we call them cockroaches. Since PC "gaming" is a rotting corpse at this point alongside Playstation as a brand.
>>750569837>Snoy doesn't understand why nobody likes him
>>750570018Go buy some more games and never play them, you parasite.
>>750569934if you really want to do your lonely "new nintendo GOOD, old nintendo BAD" crusade, why can't you make up a new term for it rather than use snoy which has nothing to do with it?snoys literally only play fifa and fortnite, ask the average snoy irl and they don't even know nintendo EXISTS.
>>750569238>Hot, consistent food that's a staple of global culture>Raw fish and rice from an island of inbred slanteyesYeah I know which one I'd choose.
>>750569857>the avengers outsold citizen kane!Yes I am aware, you fucking slopeating cuck.
>>750570059>Snoy doesn't even know what they play
>>750570059>>750568668
>>750569920That's true. You could feel that faggot Aonuma's disdain for the franchise when he was when he was explaining to zoomers in the Direct what dungeons are and that you can't just climb over everything.
>>750568948>directly compares sales numbers between games released 20 years apartIf you're too retarded to understand numbers then don't use them in your retarded arguments
>>750570263Even accounted for inflation Botw sold twice as many as Oot.
>>750570364Like I said, fucking retard. Accounting for inflation still doesn't allow for direct comparison. There are better metrics to use but I'm not interested in lecturing a stupid faggot like yourself so instead I'll just tell you to kys. Do you need instructions on tying a noose or slitting your wrists?
750570562kek, ootsnoy meltdown
>>750561417Over 20 years of fucking game design progress flushed down the fucking toilet jesus christ...
>>750569363and it would still look worse!
>>750570562>There are better metrics to useAre they in the room with us now
>>750561417Yeah, the branch was SO COOL, omg, it was the coolest shit ever, whenever this game came up in conversation I was quick to point out how cool the branch was, I am going to organically interject into topics about the remake about this cool fucking branch.
>>750570597Find a new insult nigtendo fag. Also make sure to get that noose ready when your beloved remake undersells because ball and gun niggers buy too many copies of gta6. Looking forward to your brown turd worlder melty kek
>>750570742For about 10 years nu-Zelda fans hated OOT because of the abundance of obvious eye puzzles. Now you want more of them?
>>750560930Wii U and Switch are PS3 level and Xenoblade looks better
>Greebleslop fantasy edition
>>750570796They should put cool fucking branches everywhere
>>750570692No because /v/tards are retarded and no one comes here to actually discuss games. This board is for jeets and brazilians to brownpost
>>750570778The OoT remake will outsell both the original and GTA 6 in its first 2 weeks.Feel free to screencap this, snoy.
EVERYONE, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE OOT REMAKE!
>>750570796oot haters for some reason defending the remake are getting lobotomized by their own cognitive dissonance. their brains will be nothing but schizo soup in 2 weeks
>>750569381Steam/PCfaggots are already snoys though.
>>750570828true, a good remake would've put a lot more trees and branches there to hookshot in between and give us a real forest shame it's a shitmake
>>750570875Stop taking estrogen and take your schizo pills faggot. Ball and gun niggers are cancer but a remake of an old game is never going to outsell gta
>>750570910>console warriors are backpedaling hypocritesA tale as old as time.
>>750570958>estrogen seething out of nowhereRent free.
>>750570670This remake actually proves that game design peaked 20 years ago.
>>750570875gta 6, regardless of quality, will likely become the highest selling game of all time through sheer marketing push alone. people have no idea what's coming
>>750560998Kek
>>750570953I hate shitmakes and love cool branches
>>750571002So you just choose to talk like a foid and aren't trying to shrink your balls off with hormones? No wonder you're so retarded lmao fucking shitskin
>>750561417>make game famous for physics and chemistry interactions with literally anything>remake classic game>should we allow the hook to lodge itself into wood? no that's too complicated, make it a targetAs if we needed any further proof Aonuma is making this game shit on purpose to prop up his retarded gmodslop.
>>750571160>haha BOTW is better than OOT ever will be>NO THE ORIGINAL GAME IS TOO HARD, PUT MORE OBVIOUS PUZZLES AND HOOKSHOT SPOTS IN, MAKE THE GAME EASIER, REMOVE ALL SEQUENCE BREAKSHonestly, them ruining OOT with a complete FFVII style remake would've been less confusing than whatever this mess is.
>>750570813Careful anon, saying that on /toy/ will get you lynched.
>>750560930The problem is that it looks extremely generic, it has that stock Unreal Engine look. Also overly detailed, when it should be more cartoony.
>>750571465>stock Unreal Engine look. Also overly detailedSo its one of the other? Now putting to much work on a model is a bad thing?
>>750562392I think it comes from Griselda, which is a pretty old germanic name
Visually this game looks amazing. Easily better than the original. I feel like you guys are having some kind of mental break. It sucks that they dumbed it down, but people are getting dumber, and you already know the solution to all the puzzles anyway.
>>750570805This looks worse that FFXII.
>>750571527Yes. It ends up looking like noise. It's like those early UE games that would make bricks extra detailed and wet at the same time to show how graphically impressive they are. Link's clothing is exactly that, so are these rocks in OP. It just looks like shit, a modern OoT is supposed to have a realistic but also stylized and cartoony artstyle, something like Smash Bros or Mario Kart.
>>750571597higher visual fidelity + overdesigned characters + more effects gets btfo by simple, colorful designs
>>750560930this looks like they copied and pasted the Metroid Desert and called it a dayAll games are just asset flips now
>>750560930Is it out?
>>750571597the model for Link is almost unbearable, fortunately we'll have mods in months
