Turn it into a feral dating Sim.
>>750559532Give the mainline games to anyone other than Gamefreak, and have more spinoffs be made.
>>>/vp/
>>750559532Hebe sex
I would release a new game. No content makes any fanbase go rabid.
It would be easier to eat the sun in one bite. Game Freak and everyone else involved with Pokémon will never change their methods unless a Pokémon game bombs hard and a Pokémon game will never bomb because it's fucking Pokémon, it sells on name alone.
>>750559532Fix? What's there to fix?
>>750559532It doesn't need fixing. The fanbase is retarded goycattle that keeps collectively throwing billions dollars at the franchise, despite it being shit for the past 10-15 years.
>>750559532Every answer so far except fpbp has been vague nonsense because no one actually knows what they want from Pokemon games. I doubt they can even explain what makes Pokemon games so shitty.
>>750559532Just add a pokemon death mechanic
>>750559532By turning back time to 1999
>>750559532One main game.Different regions and their pokemon as DLC/expansions.Build on the one game with features in each expansion.I'll expect my cheque in the mail.
>>750564441>I doubt they can even explain what makes Pokemon games so shittyIt being a glorified rock-paper-scissor game where to win all you gotta do is spam flamethrower/ice beam/psychic.Extremely slow turn based combat.Ugly graphics and lazy animations of NPCs and pokemon attacks.Reusing models and animations from previous games.For the franchise to be good, you'd need a studio that specializes in action combat gaming, and completely ditching the antiquated turn based system. But such a game would be incredibly expensive to make, and the goycattle fanbase wouldn't appreciate it (they like games that require as little engagement as possible).
>>750559532>1. Force Game Freak to actually balance the Pokemons beyond "This guy is #1 usage so I think it should lose this situational move. Yep, game design genius!">2. Mass Hypnosis of Smogon managers into rebalancing things themselves instead of banning everything that mildly frustrates them.Multiplayer is the only existing part of this franchise worth salvaging, Game Freak accidentally stumbled on something great, but it's great in spite of its bullshit and not because of it.>3. Just retire mainlineslop and focus on spin-offsTraditional Pokemon where you are going around on le trainer's journey can never be good, even the best ROM hacks are just using it as a vehicle for harder battle gameplay or things that are not traditional at all. AAA Pokemon should abandon everything for new ideas instead of repeating SV with ZA battles and "The graphics are good now! And I can ride whatever I want! Everything is fixed!">4. Abolishment of copyright law;)
>>750559532by letting me fuck a male pikachu
>>750559532>hourly snoy Nintendo Derangement Syndrome thread
>>750559694This. Official Pokemon bestiality is the only way.
I want Pokemon to feel like a grand adventure again instead of exploring a sterile themepark.
>>750559532Wipe out the concept of a living dex. Sorry, not really, it was a fucking retarded idea to begin with and it clearly backfired on them in the long run. Introduce 150 NEW and ORIGINAL Pokemon each gen going onwards. And include SELECT past pokemon as either easter eggs or whatever, maybe like 30 max, each gen, to shake shit up. Completely actually open world, choose starting town, could end up with a harder journey than most depending on where you begin with you being forced to avoid higher level trainers and pokemon and gym leaders, and having the story accomodate that somehow. So theoretically, 8 different storylines. Also make the genders boys and girls again for player avatars. Boom, a gorillion copies.
>>750559532>Ban selling the cards to adults not accompanied by kids. Even then, limit the quantity like Sudafed>Give the games a “veteran trainer” mode that doesn’t treat players like toddlers>Bring back theatrical movies but make them high quality. Detective Conan and Shin Chan movies are cultural events in Japan.
Have proper endgame challenges first of all. Return the battle frontier you lazy fucks.
>>750559532Just completely drop the games and cards and just coast on the anime and nostalgia farming to sell merch.
>>750559532Stop removing featuresThat's literally it, let it be a giant bloated mess with a million things to do with each game adding a little more
>>750571505Post your Gold Symbols from emerald and trophies from gen 6
Ultra Beast spinoff series
>>750559532Get the guys who made Stadium 1 and 2 to take over.
>>750559532Make it an ark clone.
>>750559532Delete Pichu from the meta.
Make a different franchise, we have enough Pokemon games
>>750571797Over the years I've got full golds but that's on an actual cartridge, that's besides the point though, I mostly play factory these days so I haven't bothered doing the rest here.Factory is the best mode they've ever done.
>>750563961Kys normie 11y arebyrrrr
>>750559532Make it a game where Hex Manic rapes you.
>>750572885*Maniac
>>750571430Conan movies are pretty mid tho, except 3 and 6