>3 hours longWhy so long?
>>750552091must have packed in the shadow of the erdtree
It's probably very light on dialogue given the nature of souls games, and what they don't tell you about "show don't tell" is how much it can slow things down.There's a reason why characters state things in stories, its because its efficient and it gets the show on the road.
>>750552091>2028the world could literally end before we got to see elden ring in theaterslet that sink in bwos
>>750552091The more I think about it the more I believe it's gonna be on par with Super Mario Bros (1993) in terms of "artistic interpretation". God I hope it's awful but in a very interesting way.
>>750552423I hope it's 1 to 1 faithful
>>750552091>reportedly $200 million costoh man, they're fucked
>>750552570It's a super popular IP, movie will make a billion easily.
>>750552091>3x longer than a full playthrough
>>750552091I'm so fucking excited for this kino
>>750552503We already know that Queen Marika won't be barefoot, or 9 feet tall.
>>750552820>We already know that Queen Marika won't be barefoot, or 9 feet tall
>>750552719Lol
>>750552091>Why so long?It's Elden Ring. Of course the (first) movie adaptation would be long as fuck.
waiting for a braindead boomer to shit out something like>b-but zoomers can't possibly sit 3 hours focused on a movie without blasting tiktok shorts and subway surfers straight into their retinas????
>>750552820dropped
>>750553078This rhetoric was always retarded because the oldest zoomers were born in 1997 and hitting 30.Many of us grew up playing the original Pokemon Red and Blue.
>>750553278>the oldest zoomers were born in 1997 and hitting 30.what the fuck, zoomies are hitting 30s? who's the skibidi toilet kids then?!
>>750553384Gen alpha. They started in 2010.Some can even start driving a car this year.
>>750552719Elden Ring is an outlier in the seriesit had the perfect storm of no competition, a studio with good but not fully mainstream good will, and the small factor of every single person on Earth forced into their homes figuring out how to entertain themselvesthe size of that irregularity will have surly decreased since then, and then you still have to contend with all the problems the modern film industry is dealing withparticularly, most people don't want to go to the theater
>>750552570Extremely popular IP directed by a talented director. Not sure about that.
>>750553590>and the small factor of every single person on Earth forced into their homes figuring out how to entertain themselvescovid was done by 2022 bro, not even democrats were pretending that shit was real by the time elden ring came out
>>750553590Theaters have been seeing a steady incline of people coming to the movies for the past couple years now. Stream services had to cope hard that going out to see a movie was a dead boomer pastime during covid because no shit theaters would be ghost towns during lockdowns and shortly after, but it's back to regular business now.
Elden Ring is long
>>750553561oh right, gen alphacan they have kids now too? what's after gen alpha?
>>750553831Nothing. We're ridding babies entirely
>>750552091I'd only look forward to this if they brought back the vas as actors
I hope Garland didn't fall for the turbo-reddit meme of adapting the Night of the Black Knives or whatever. The intrigue of elden ring is exploring a dead world with giant lobsters in sewers and shady characters, it would be the fuckup of the century to make a 3 hour movie about what is functionally the events of the garden of eden just to appease wikifags.
>>750552719Do gamers watch movies?
>A24arent these fuckers into some satanic anti-Christ degenerate shit with all their series?
>>750554135Sonic movies did amazing
>>750554180yeah
>>750552392>Assuming theaters will exist after 2027lel
>>750554180Nah, it's just pretentious hipster garbage
>>750552719Imma be real with you bro, it ain't making that much.
>>750553590>and the small factor of every single person on Earth forced into their homes figuring out how to entertain themselves? Elden Ring was 2022, lockdowns were well over by then, I remember some states stopped in mid-2021 even.
>>750553749>but it's back to regular business now.it's not, they just raised the price of the tickets and hoped no one would bother checking the math
>>750554081the plot of the game itself isn't exactly good movie material
>>750554180Do you really think that either Miyazaki or GRRM have positive feelings about Christianity?
>>750554081There've been pics of sets with Shrine of Marika, I think we're fine, though there are some shots of what looks like Marika herself so it might be a split narrative/flashbacks.
>>750554180>t.
>>750555129>there are some shots of what looks like Marika herselfAlready fucking up. I like how you never really see he. Makes her seem more mysterious and mythical.
>>750554081Some is set Pre-Shattering. There are pics of Marika, or at least an actress dressed as her for the filming.
it is 100% going to be a hit if it isn't laughably bad.I also think its timed to release alongside atleast a elden ring 2 game announcement if not the game release itself
>>750552349I'm pretty sure they're focusing on the story of gowry in the shack and his 3 crimson daughters.
>>750552091Because that's the minimum length for a fantasy epic?Not that I have any faith that this will be good mind you.
>a24 its gonna be pretentious shit with terrible cgi
>>750552091might be the first video movie i watch, i assume its more or less going to be a pure combat action movie with a mute protagonist.
>>750552820yeah I'm not bothering then. if they can't do the bare minimum there I already know they won't anywhere else.
How do they have a runtime unless it's already filmed? And it can't be filmed if it's two years out.
>>750553384Still zoomies.
>>750554948>>750555670The Green Knight did some dumb stuff like having an Indian man play Gawain, but as far as aesthetics go, it really nailed the look.
>>750555747Movies generally decide on that well before any filming has even taken place.
>>750552091This either end up being huge disaster or masterpiece like fellowship of the ring
>>750553831Gen Beta
>>750555747You can approximate how long it is based on the script, storyboarding, pre-vis and all the pre-production stuff they plan out. We don't know if this will be a dialogue heavy movie, but the general rule of thumb is 1 script page = 1 minute of screentime.
>>750555042miyazaki is retarded, he doesn't have thoughts about anything but feet and big women
does fromsoft have any involvement in this whatsoever or is it just fanfiction?
>>750552091Armor designs will make or break this
>>750555620>post credits is an ER2 teaser
>>750552162I mean micalah's story is interesting and you don't need to incoprate the realm of shadow to do it
>>750554054that would be cool wouldn't mind them looking different but that's what makeup is for
>>750554180>satanic anti-christ degenerateyeah dude they're called jews it's not that complex
>>750556135It looks a bit cosplay, but some post-processing should give it a stronger look.
>>750552091Long runtime isn't unheard of for Epic Fantasy. The shortened theatrical cut of each individual Lor of The Rings movie was a around that length, with the DVD extended cut being even longer.
>>750555568why are the Leyndell knights not 8 foot tall gigachads?
>>750552091I have no idea what this movie would even be about. Elden Ring is a gameplay game the story is background noise. What the fuck
>>750552091I have no idea on how a movie will work, there are characters and there is a setting but there is absolutely nothing to tie it together.
>>750557505they made a monster hunter movie, same shit
>>750557505Ideally that's how I'd want the movie to be. Just a random mute traveler stumbling into weird shit. Like Mad God without the screaming baby third act.
>>750557505Some people are assuming it's a prequel and will deal with all the NPC's before (You) showed up.
>>750552820How would you know this?
>>750557505it's set before the Shattering, so it'll likely be some political intrigue, Marika learning the truth about the Greater Will, the night of the black knives, etc.
>>750555031They raised the price of tickets and food since 2001, it's not a big deal.
>>750552091Can they pull it off /v/
>>750552820>We already know that Queen Marika won't be barefootActors will wear footwear on set in between shoots.>>750554054they did hire some of the old voice actors from previous souls. im not sure about any from elden ring or not though. I think malenia is a black woman voice actor btw
>>750556995>Lets make Hitler a scat fetishistBravo Mayanbaki.
When i first started playing souls i skipped the intro cutscene because i thought it was cringe weeb shit. Then i learned to love the games and watch the cutscenes out of interest, even though many really are cringe weeb shit. When i watched elden rings i thought it was cringe weeb shit. Its wild to me they are now making a movie out of it.
>>750558078>hitlerdung eater wants equity through equal suffering, thats basically marxism.
>>750557578I don't get it. Some of the most celebrated films of all time have effectively been exactly that but modern film absolutely refuses to do it anymore. Like they're afraid that if anyone in the audience leaves confused about something that they've failed somehow.>>750557907That would be the single dumbest thing for them to do so you're probably right.
>>750552820And she won't have big tits either
>>750553078>blasting straight into their retinasEVERYTHING around us is being blasted straight into our retinas. That's how retinas work
>>750556128He's just like me Fr...
3 hours? so many hours of AI edits to remove niggers
>>750552091>some footage of Godfrey fighting giants and siring Morgott/Mohg, possibly saved for later as a flashback>tarnished washing up in LB and introducing godrick as the first villain>killing godrick and spiel from Gideon on great runes>radahn festival>rest of the game skipping some side content if it gets longI could see it working as a monster-of-the-week marathon like Shin Kamen RiderBut from the rest of the thread it sounds like it will be prequelslop with GoT political intrigue fanfic
>>750552091Because you will need to watch the mc doing rolls 2/3 of the movie.
>>750552091Will it be a comedy like the manga
>>750557578Alex Garland once said if he ever got to make a Souls adaptation, it'd be closer to a mood piece than a traditional narrative film. It is likely the movie will have us follow some guy walking around exploring the world. Also Cailee's in this!
>>750552091Doesn't A24 do low budget artsy films? Not big fantasy epics?
This is just going to be pretentious gay nonsense. I hate A24 faggots so much. Fucking worthless cretins.
>>750552091"No good movie is too long and no bad movie is too short"Put your fucking phone down and pay attention.
>>750552091>A24Its over. Thats it, everyone. Wrap it up. We can all go home. Stinker coming in hot.
>>750554180>satanic
>>750554180What is this the fucking 70's?
>>750556094No they have no idea how long it's going to be until they're done editing.They usually shoot several times more footage than they end up using.>We don't know if this will be a dialogue heavy movie, but the general rule of thumb is 1 script page = 1 minute of screentime.You realise a script contains a lot more than just dialogue, right?A script can have several pages full of writing with absolutely zero dialogue.
>>750552349>show don't tellAnon, if you think modern cinima is able to make a passable show dont tell movie, im sorry to be the one to break the bad news...Expect it to be extremely dialog heavy poorly explaining everything. >Hey, friend!>You friend? Me friend!>we friend!>member that time not in movie?>Ooohhh you right! That how we fren!Its going ti be fucking horrible. Even mega fans of ER have a hard time with the lore, these people have no chance. Marika broke the ring to end patriarchy and end white supremacy, Godwin deserved to be killed because he was Trump/Hitler and was lynching black people while giving nazi salutes. The loathsome dung eater is actually the hero of the setting, hes just misunderstood. The giants are gentle etc etcIts going to be fucking atrocious
>>750558206He also eats shit, just like marxists
>>750559198>Also Cailee's in this!Literally who?
>>750552091Waiting for the 4 hour extended cut with Dung Eater's origin story
>>750559984Dung Eater: RisingElden Ring 2: Return of the Killer Dung Eater
>>750552349>It's probably very light on dialogueI fucking hope so. Eventually someone besides fucking Genndy is going to figure out you can tell a story without characters babbling all the fucking time. Someday.
>>750552392World already ended, Broski. They just didn't tell us.
Elden mid...worst videogame adaptation ever...
>>750552392
>>750555852it will be disaster call it. elden ring is about roll here there pawning boss. protagonist is lonely as fuck no friend ever, everyone trying to kill you for no reason, friendly npc ended up dead no attachment at all. bad source for an adaption.
>>750560395Its raining out. Why is no one letting him in??
>>750557757I've seen the set photos where Queen Marika's actress is walking around with shoes on.
>1 hour setup>1 hour sex scene with rani>1 hour sex scene with marika
>>750552091>the movie
should've hired a pornstar to play marika and only do mood shots of her lmao
>>750552392>dude you could die before consuming the next corporate product
>>750559934My wife
>>750552091Imagine if its 3 hours of Miquella getting his asshole absolutly rekt haha
>>750560883>his
>>750552091>Why so long?to mimic the feeling of traveling across the large empty world of the game
>>750552091Guy needs to do all this rolling
i have over 400 hours in the game and i technically only beat it once
>>750561120I tried to play it for a couple hours, got bored and uninstalled.
>>750552091who will she play /v/?
>>750560845imagine being that lucky man who gets to plap that ass
>>750561296All of your favorite characters
>>7505523922 more weeks!
>>750561296She's not in it
>>750552091A lot of repeated footage and traversal scenes where nothing happens.
it would have been deeply kino if it was a series of mostly dialogueless vignettes similar to Fantasia or something, but we live in a gay world so its not happening, of course.
>>750561229I hated the first 50 hours ngl, dropped it, played DS3 and after that I came back and enjoyed it.At the time I went Dark Souls (loved it) -> DS3 (didn’t like it) -> Elden Ring (meh, boring) -> DS3 (oh I like this now) -> Elden Ring (actually fun this time)
>>750560470Shit...
>>750559671Kek
>>750560470Awful
>>750552349isn't the point of this movie to spoonfeed you everything for the first time in soulsborne history?
>>750552091it'll be kino if they make it about the shattering
>>750561516I thought that was an OC boss from KH this whole time.
>>750552349>There's a reason why characters state things in storiesThe reason is that the "modern audience" is distracted by several other things while watching a movie. The filmmakers quite literally have to explaing actions through the dialogue because otherwise zoomgroids may miss key plot points. I wish that I was memeing.
>>750552091So we’re going to get Elden ring 2 same day release right? Mid 2027 announce, march 2028 release, movie ties in.
>>750554135Sony games sell pretty well.
>>750552091the fuck is the story even gonna be? backstory before everything went to shit?
>>750552091>a24what happened to Hollywood?
>>750552091>3hrs long>our biggest budget>it's elden ring guise!>please buy a ticketI won't. The begging and hyping up is just pathetic and I hope the movie flops.Can't wait for Marika being belittled by a Nigger ranni.
>>750555820Exactly. Pretentious shit.
>>750562204uncultured twat
>>750556132Garland went to Japan to meet Miyazaki and he gave the okay. That's it. I do wonder if GRRM is involved with this. He didn't comment much except for one time when he teased it in his blog.
>>750552091So they can try to fix the bullshit that the story and lore of the game turned out to be.
>>750563984The game is extremely bareboneso might as well be
>>750563724I mean, I heard that's how it got approved but that doesn't necessarily mean that there was no script supervision afterwards and that the movie isn't canon. Unless you have more specific information. Maybe I'm just coping and hoping it'll actually matter to the lore because the film would be so much more interesting that way.
>>750560470>wearing shoes>not 16 feet tallthis movie is stillbirth
>high fantasy movie>80% ugly ass cgi 20% anime con cosplay tier costumeswhy do they even bother
>>750559604This, 1000%.
>>750563984>fixingnigger, they will spoonfeed you with shit visuals but since it´s all narrated now, even you will understand it. So yeah, it will all be fixed for you /tv/ freaks.
>>750563984>fixAside from perhaps the controversial Radahn moment in the DLC, Elden Ring's lore is kino.
>>750564551Honestly take it with a grain of salt. At this point Hollywood seems to have figured out how not to piss off gamers much when it comes to saying the right thing about marketing their adaptation. Garland may have played the games, but who knows if he actually cares and whether or not FromSoft or Miyazaki is involved at all in this.
no sex goddessno watch
>>750564876I'm sure Garland put his heart into the script in the same way a /v/irgin would given the opportunity to take something directly to Miyazaki. If I were him it would be of the utmost importance to get consulting for the specifics to make sure it doesn't interfere with Fromsoft's vision even if I couldn't make it canon.
>>750552349Its probably going to be like that green knight movie, but more grand in scale
>>Actress Cailee Spaeny is advocating for a fresh, inclusive take on the upcoming Elden Ring adaptation. Known for her bold roles, Spaeny envisions the fantasy epic as a platform to explore diverse identities and deeper character complexity. “Elden Ring’s world is perfect for stories about power, survival, and identity,” she says. “I want to see characters who reflect a wide range of experiences, breaking free from typical fantasy stereotypes.” Her progressive vision is reportedly inspiring the creative team to reimagine the narrative with greater representation and nuance—promising a Elden Ring story that’s both faithful and forward-thinking.
>>750565003Why didn't they just scout out a bunch of female basketball games for a 7 foot blonde woman and offer her the role? It would have been a perfect way to case Marika.
>>750565132>female basketball games for a 7 foot blonde woman and offer her the role>Bunch of roid-up whoreEwwwwIF you actually do, people would cry about SJW
>>750552820>>750557757>>750560470it's a safety thing. acting while barefoot or in sandals is dangerous and requires extra care to avoid accidents, so unless it's really necessary they just wear shoes instead.or she is simply rehearsing so who cares, it's not the final product
>>750565117It's funny that even if your made up quote the editorializing takes a fairly generic statement and politicizes it.
Annihilation - KinoCivil War - KinoWarfare - KinoElden Ring - Kino
>>750554180>satanic anti-Christ degenerate shitMan now that i think about it, I can't believe someone would unironically type that on 4chan. The polfag should have been gatekept harder
>>750564808>Elden Ring's lore is kinoIt has all the elements to be, but strangely enough, the DLC fucked it all up for me, I think I was satisfied with the well mesured vagueness of the base game and the questions it might bring.But the DLC added something that felt like it did not belong, like, dare I say, a wart.Maybe this movie will try to fix this, make the junction between the base game and the DLC, make it not suck.One can dream...
>>750565419This mentality is why the LOTR movies will never be topped. Samwise got a broken bottle through his foot and was back to acting a few weeks later. Aragorn got a tooth knocked out while fighting the urakai captain and asked someone to glue it back in on set.
grandeur, a touch of daring do.
>four months of filming >releasing 1 year and 4 months from nowthis is going to be CGI slop.
>>750565263I just googled "blonde female basketball player" and found this in a minute. She'd be fine for the Marika role.
>>750565685Well, even by just judging the videos of the filming, this is clearly what it goes for.Complete CGI slop.
>>750565616If that wart is Miquella and Radahn, and assuming the movie is canon, the chances of it elaborating on their relationship is fairly high and we don't have to rely purely on the various interpretations you can try to grab from the current lore alone.
>>750565731>No tits
>>750565978I hope that at least we will get something vastly different from the current interpretations, all those lore videos on youtube, I hope they are all proven wrong in some way or another.I had to watch these like a retard and it made the game's lore feel absolutely tasteless.This is the only thing that I expect from this movie, even if it sucks visually, I just want them to fix this fucking ambiant interpretation of the lore and story.
>>750566097Angelina Jolie wore a pair of fake tits when she played Lara Croft. We can do the same here.
>>750552091Respawning works fine as a game mechanic but I get the feeling that having a movie's main character respawn endlessly would destroy all tension. I hope it's a 1-hour movie with 2 hours spent on respawning and running back to fight the same boss again
>>750552392phew we're safe
>>750566148I understand your perspective. The thing is, I think the rest of the lore from the DLC was good and it's literally just that one that that doesn't really make sense with what we have now. I feel like all the interpretations are flawed in one area or another.
>>750561480She's the loathome Dung Eater
>the world could literally end before we got to see elden ring in theaters>let that sink in bwosHehehehe>snaphttps://youtu.be/u_7vGJ1pqvU
In our finale Adam the first human should be the final boss hahahaha like Radagon the religious nut job. Full circle >snap
Imagine going back in time and Adam decided humanity should end before it began. Satans ultimate grand plan JkMaybe
>>750566328You aren't the only tarnished in the game itself and for some reason you're the only one who respawns. This gigachad was tarnished and he just gives up after you defeat him.
>>750552091Why is everythign live action nowadays?Especially for a game we already have the models for.ESPECIALLY since from still has the ultra-HD models used for the cutscenes and promos.Is it really so hard to make a movie using full CGI instead of actors who will later have to be CGI'd up anyways?
Satan would rather break reality than let it win. Hahahha. Now that’s a finale. Right God? Anyway let them get back to Elden Ring
The first and The last like Bloodbornes finale too. The countries of the world gearing up for war right now too. Though for different reasons
>>750552091A24
>>750565632>Samwise got a broken bottle through his footi stepped on a rusty nail once, got nearly half an inch inside, it took a while to walk normal again
>>750555031Same as everybody else, then
>>750552091Prepare for another great american humilation ritual for your favourite franchises! Marika is played by a 4/10 frumpy woman. The leaked set scenes are 50% mutts
>>750567914ER had plenty of blacks
>>750552091>game with 0 lore that is simply to kill monsters and get stronger to fight strongers monster will be a 3h long movie
>>750552091I'm not watching that shit.
>>750568037>3h long action movie that's one long string of fantasy battles without any storyslopMake the protagonist an ugga bugga STRfag and I'll buy a ticket for the first time in half a decade
Is there any confirmation on what setting they're going with? Pre, post or during the shattering?
>>750558520>Some of the most celebrated films of all time have effectively been exactly that but modern film absolutely refuses to do it anymore. Like they're afraid that if anyone in the audience leaves confused about something that they've failed somehow.I think the last movie to unironically pull this off is mad max fury road
>>750567698why do y'all have such delicate fucking feet?
Has anything good ever come from A24? Midsommar was a repulsively terrible pile of dogshit.
>>750568493>Queen Marika is walking around>Gee I wonder if this is before or after the game!
>>750568959Its an american movie about a video game, its legitimately fucking over. God I hate americans
>>750569029it's obviously set after the game, when you mended the elden ring you just squished Marika down to be a smol petite baddie
>>750554180Yes anon you should stay away in fact you should just quit gaming in general it's satanic.
>>750569374>baddieDoes this word have a new meaning in 2026 or something? Does it mean "sexy woman"?
>>750552719Video game movies are cursed, they're always bad, they never make enough money.
>>750552091Movies are trending towards 3 hours in general and have been for a few years now. The 90 minute blockbuster is dead.
>>750554135No! But movies watch gamers
>>750556180>Elden Ring 2: Nightreign
>>750566619Because observable human performances are inherently more valuable than CG slop that has all the surface-level aesthetics of cinema but moves like anime on crack. It's an adult thing.
>>750569029>flashbacks don't exist
>>750552091>live action
>>750552091>3h of the most boring game of all time, now as a movie
>>750552091honestly, motherfuck elden ring. it's such trash. just make a film of demon's souls. because there's nobody skilled enough to make a film of bloodborne.
>here is your souls movie brohttps://youtu.be/jCDIv2VsKJE
>>750552091This movie is going to be kike garbageIt will be full of "CURSE YOU BALE" bullshit, which was fucking stupid and terrible by the way, only because the writers and creators looked for some video material and saw that some faggots on YT had a retard-fit over the voice lines and they figure fans want a 3 movie full of that
