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Do you have any IDEA how to multiple a very large prime number?
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I'm not big into numbers.
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>>750537140
Get PILLS against my orders. Get moving!
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>>750538473
...
no...
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>>750537140
Trust me, I... I know everything
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Hey! You're that guy Walton Simons was talking about.
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>>750537140
SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN. THE CAPTAIN HAS ARRIVED AND IS ASSUMING COMMAND.
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>>750541016
yeah *lip smack*...
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>>750537140
I use my fingers and toes to count :'c
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>>750543145
Good luck.

We're 100% BLACK.
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>>750543214
Me too
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>>750543387
The code to the ramp is 666, but watch out for Simon's friend.
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Give me the scrambler grenades for 250
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>NSF Terrorist 1: That's the difference right there. Just take a look at him.
>NSF Terrorist 2: Bad?
>NSF Terrorist 1: They cut off his buffet, replaced half of his trays.
>NSF Terrorist 2: Hermann, right? He's a good eater. Ate three of our meals.
>NSF Terrorist 1: They'd've replaced his whole dinner if it would've improved service. If that's how you judge a man - by gluttony - then eventually it's not about people but mukbangs, food challenges, competitive eating...
>NSF Terrorist 2: All I know is we could use a few fatsos for potlucks like this.
>NSF Terrorist 1: Soon as we buy into the cult of the munching we're just like them.
>NSF Terrorist 2: Servings, always more servings.
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>>750543513
All I've got is this candy bar
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MISTA JAY SHE DENTON
IN DA FRESH
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>>750546065
never tried it
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>>750543470
>>750543387
>>750539073
>>750537993
>>750537140
Why don't you try getting a job?
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>>750547451
OK, where?
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>>750547451
OK, where?
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>>750547451
I'm going to fuck your mother right now, what's the best way?
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>>750547506
>>750547529
Majestic 12
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[Heut Ist Mein Tag]
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>>750547639
Maybe you should join majestic 12-in a bodybag!
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>>750547639
Maybe you should join Majestic 12, in a body bag.
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I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF THE WAY
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>>750547689
Want this candybar?
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I think the BLACK people didn't show up for work at all.
Pretty suspicious
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>>750547679
>>750547686
I have some good news for the both of you
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>>750547850
OK?
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>>750547850
and?
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>>750547850
And?
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>>750547451
Why contain it?
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>>750547920
>>750547941
>>750547946
I have contamination and mutants, in my brain.
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CHEWTATCO?
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>>750548170
...just another parasite
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>>750548176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNUNx319UCM
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Just dawned on me that I've never actually played the Malkavian Mod, everything I know about it is from that one youtube video.
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>>750549082
I'm not sure if you're missing much, the Youtube video has 90% of the quotes from the mod.
You could just play it yourself, you can walk through the whole thing in less than an hour.
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>>750537140
Woah woah woah, what was Ryan McCaffrey implying here!???
I'm jewish myself, and he's not saying what I think he is, right? If so, I'm pretty offended, and would like to ask /v/ to get something together so we can sue IGN, since he's still employed.
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>>750549308
The jew fears the Irishman.
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A forgotten shitpost like sneed is worth at least twenty (You)'s
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>>750550681
The irish are literally jews though
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GO TO THE BATHROOM. YOU’RE SHITTING YOURSELF
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>>750537140
And all we have to do is crack the code. Maybe it was JC's deadpan delivery, but this line always made me laugh.
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>>750551303
The Irish are Hyperborean.
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>>750552684
Jay Shee Denton shows that even autists can be funny when played straight.
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>>750551745
Gotta drop something

heh heh
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>By the way JC, I see my three daughters turned up dead. Here's your op bonus
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>>750537993
What a shame
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That's terror
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>>750537140
Desperate

Your turn
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>>750537140
Do chew havisfaction any idea how to snackiply a verylicious large prime numger?
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Alright we're past the Denton Line we can start discussing Deus Ex now.
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>>750556307
Why discuss it?
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>>750556703
Quit screwing around.
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I WILL TELL THEM THAT YOU ARE A SPY, AND THEY WILL KILL YOU!
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>>750556307
So you think you know better than FEMA what to do with this thread's discussion?
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>>750556921
That Chinese herbal nonsense is for twinks. I want REAL MEDICINE.I ain't budging.
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>>750556872
Welcome to the coalition, jackass
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>>750556921
It's on its way back to page 10.
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>>750557241
Except send you back to page 10, IN A BODY BAG
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*truth nukes bystanders*
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Don't you think we should give Manderley a chance to explain himself? He's been with UNATCO for 300 years.
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>>750551745
Stay out of the ladies restroom.
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>>750557382
What the hell were you thinking JC? I'd like to have you killed.
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>>750557241
No.
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I'm your brother. I'm sure you understand.
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>>750549308
The Twin Towers texture is in-game and it's technically used as a filler texture for some random object.
The skybox texture doesn't have twin towers solely because the texture artist shuffles multiple New York City textures around for skybox and the final texture happens to be missing the towers.
Harvey Smith later just retroactively making excuse for the texture artist by claiming that they run out of memory.
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>>750557241
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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UNATCO hurt my wieny.
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For me its unatco Any gf
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Gunther's in that room
Remember that a headshot is a lethal takedown
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>>750537140
Multiply prime numbers is a non-issue, the issue is prime factorization.
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>>750562270
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>>750557709
He says in this video https://youtu.be/m_VN4V_BsH8&t=788
>Muh memory limitations
But then he also says they had a White House level that they had to cut because the CIA visited them, and rejected it.
.....
...
say again?
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would you fug female JC ?
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>>750537140
>a = prime * b
yes
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Look at you. You're just a tiny little man. Lose your body, and what's left? Nothing! You vanish! You die...
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>>750563497
No... Not yet...
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A better RPG? Not a chance.
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>>750555217
U-UNATCO?
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>>750557468
DAAMN
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>>750563763
Savage
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And go in, and go in, and go in, and go in...
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old men are the future
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>>750564198
WARNING electronic old men
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People hear my WOLF has a vaccine; riots everywhere.
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ICARUS
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>>750566971
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
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now maybe you can all calm down and tell me how to get to the mole people
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>>750566473
The goal is conquest, what's your next move?
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>JC is supposedly completely brainwashed to help UNATCO
>all it takes it Paul saying "bro, trust me" to completely flip him
>No option to just kill Paul and stay with UNATCO
>Oh yeah like all the named characters in UNATCO were also working with the NSF and help you excape
Nice plot you guys got there
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>>750568782
Play and understand the game prior to adding asinine commentary.
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>>750568709
Use force. Encourage acts of terror.
Just shoot everything that moves.
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>>750547451
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Pussy cats... 250.

[This Cat Has Seen Better Days]
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>>750568782
he was groomed to be a glowie and follow his bro steps
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>>750569260
Sure, Carter.
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>>750568782
>Oh yeah like all the named characters in UNATCO were also working with the NSF and help you escape
Only Sam Carter did.
Alex and Jaime Reyes followed JC out of convenience because the new UNATCO leader Sherman is a lot more machiavellian.
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>>750574000
Alex deleted the footage of you smoking Anne, plus meeting with Paul. Remember they're watching JC through the info link at all times basically. Also Jock the pilot just doesn't even give a fuck. Jaime is the only slightly reluctant one but still willing to leave everything behind and quit UNATCO to follow you on your word that Paul is totally right even though you have no proof at that point.
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>>750568782
Its mentioned in the game that a recurring issue with UNATCO indoctrination is that they come on too strong and leave no room for critical thinking and it backfires when the younger, more idealistic agents are required to think for themselves and cant reconcile the narrative with the reality
In one of the UNATCO segments when talking to the captured NSF spouting ideology at him, he runs circles around JC to the point Walton Simons starts bitching at JC to just leave the room already. Leo Gold dunks on him, Lebedev is hardly a terrorist when you meet him, and even the rando commander you catch hiding in the tunnels who just turns out to be some random accountant who was compelled to action. Over and over they desperately try to get JC to stop talking to these guys for a reason
Also, probably just as big a turning point as Paul going just trust me bro, was Manderley telling JC to his face we activated the kill switch, to which JC replied THE WHAT and Manderley doubled down like yeah and we'll kill you too so shut the fuck up
Carter outright refuses to actually defect at first during the escape btw and only left when he had no choice but to do so
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>>750537140
I replayed all the games last week and considering where the world is going, it felt weirdly prophetic (specially the first game) and now I am scared.
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>>750576096
Jaime follows JC out of trust because theyre long time friends and Jaime is already primed not to trust UNATCO because he finds a fucking bomb inside Gunther and the only response he gets when he complains that one of their own highly decorated agents could die at any moment, thinking its simply a design flaw, is "Lol STFU"
Alex is the one whose idealism pushes the limits of believability the most, because hes 100 percent on JC's side from before they even meet and hiring a bona fide white hat hacktivist is a dementedly retarded idea for a corrupt bureaucracy like UNATCO that has JC committing war crimes literally day one. No real excuse for that one but hes a pretty minor figure all things considered
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>>750577970
>weirdly prophetic
Another case of Kojima syndrome where literally all the writers did was pay attention to the world around them and string together events that were already happening. Its only prophetic to the completely uninformed, like giving Human Revolution credit for "predicting" CIA blacksites, homogenous mainstream media ownership, and Alex Jones
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>>750577243
>Carter outright refuses to actually defect at first during the escape btw
He was the one that cut the power to the detention center.
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I always forget is it better to tell Jaime to leave UNATCO or stay and spy for JC
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>>750580675
Augmentation canister vs skip fighting Gunther
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>>750581094
Augmentation upgrade canister* rather
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Deus Ex is a bit like fapping.
Sometimes your body just tells you it needs to do it, and then you do it.
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Paul, I... I...
I thought you were a GEP Gun.
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Oh my god JC a bomb!
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>>750584968
What kind of bomb?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gb0bu2vsuA
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>>750585352
A page 10 bump bomb
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>>750584968
A BOMB!
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>meta game
>throw a LAM and blow Gunther up before the fight even happens

You can cheese him just like Navarre on Lebedev's jet.
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Please give me a weapon like the infinite power of nano-augmention
Agent orange knows I like nano-augmention technology
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>>750581094
I'm doing a no kill run in revision so idk how to handle gunther but I'm only just now getting the Hong Kong so I got a bit
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>>750590252
You might be able to no kill Gunther if you stealth to access the console in that room to get the code or whatever data needed to progress, and then run out. You might be able to cheese it with a gas grenade? I think Gunther sees through optic camo.
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How tf did they know in 2000?
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>>750590801
They had a single fact to back it up.
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>>750543214
guy who made this trooned out btw
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>>750551745
nuh yeh
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>>750590801
They didn't? The current problem with the world is not enough people being born, that line in Dude Sex is inspired by 60's to 70's overpopulation fears as discussed in books like The Population Bomb or depicted in movies like Onions Green.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Population_Bomb
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>>750592928
>The current problem with the world is not enough people being born
Thats fucking ridiculous. Where'd you pick that up from?
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>>750593786
Collapsing fertility rates across the world mainly.
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>>750594005
And? Are we just here to reproduce at exponential rates until we all die? Why is the ultimate goal of humanity to think like a virus? The scale of our population exceeded our ability and desire to care for it decades ago; a reduction would save humanity, not destroy it, and it happening "naturally" (as opposed to programs like One Child) is the best possible outcome
Of all the fucked up shit going on in our world the possibility that we as a species might actually be self-regulating in this regard and not doomed to fucking kill ourselves is not one of them. The post WWII baby boom was an anomaly and never sustainable
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>>750592928
>The current problem with the world is not enough people being born
Not enough white people being born and too many browns, you mean.
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>>750594627
?
Fertility hasn't stabilized or anything it just collapses and leads to nobody being born and an inverted population pyramid with a geriatric society. It's not sustainable either.
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>>750594005
western*
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>>750596110
??
>fertility hasn't stabilized
because most societies have enormous excess populations
>it just collapses and leads to nobody being born
fewer births = no new generations? No, retard
>its not sustainable either
for the world population to decrease at a time where we require the least amount of labor to produce food, energy, and any other good imaginable. No. Retard
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>>750592928
>The current problem with the world is not enough people being born
This is already outdated because of AI shit rapidly invalidating many if not most jobs within a couple decades at most. We've entered a timeline where social assistance will be mandatory, the population will decline further and further, and the system will be propped up by nothing more than hope (basically the current system anyways, but expanded). The time of infinite growth economies are over because our monkey brains made a society that we aren't adapted for and made ourselves obsolete within it.
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>>750596110
The choices are not "breed ourselves into societal collapse" or "nobody gets born ever again". Again its the mindset of a virus (or a capitalist) that we absolutely have to keep the train rolling at all costs and anything less than more, more, more is a loss
The boomers are already dying off, now, in the immediate term, and while our health care system is struggling to bear it theres a light at the end of the tunnel and if we can hold out and not completely bungle our own international standing we'll get there. OUR silver tsunami is not the same as, say, China's, but if nothing else, thats a Chinese problem and not a global catastrophe. China's own insular approach to international relations has pre-empted us from the difficult choice of whether to care
Im going to make a big assumption here and say that you wouldnt like the answer to any of these problems associated with maintaining our past growth: not the production of food, the distribution of health care, the allocation of jobs and resources, the acquisition of funding for the investments in our infrastructure necessary to maintain our society at its present level of comfort and the production (or importation) of skilled labor and education to maintain any of it. You should be celebrating. Life as you know it will continue with no sacrifice needed on your part
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>>750597940
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>>750599553
Im the one actually engaging you in conversation and not just calling you a retard, which you are
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>>750599553
Retard.
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>>750599770
>>750599802
I wasn't a part of your conversation, and didn't even read the post. I just saw the thread was on page 10.
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I will not forget a favor.
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>>750597940
>The choices are not "breed ourselves into societal collapse" or "nobody gets born ever again".
It's very clearly heading towards Nobody gets born ever again and this is a global problem, but a specific US boomer problem. The rest of your post is cope.
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>>750601246
nta, so maybe it has already been addressed, and I don't even know what the argument is actually about, but throughout history populations consistently have lower birthrates the higher the quality of life is in their societies.
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>>750551745
No... Not yet...
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>>750551745
Hold on I gotta drop something. Heh heh heh
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>>750603549
All I got is a candy bar...
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thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT-qjyJKtzU
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I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF ZE WAY
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>>750549308
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>>750599831
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>>750551745
nuhyehwuttahell
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>>750594005
The muslims and niggers are multiplying like rabbits
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>>750601246
Even if it's real, the elites could just take away women's rights to fix it. But instead they use this as an excuse to import more indenture servants.
Clearly the birth rate isn't an issue to them.
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>>750584968
AN EXPLOSIVE ORDINANCE???
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>>750605854
The smart must die off. The stupid slaves must replace them. AI will further enable this by clearing out everything inbetween.
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I have opened PILLS!
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>>750596285
>>750605702
Even their fertility rates are trending downward however
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>>750605049
U-UNATCO?
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>>750551745
Can't, I'm too loaded down right now. Heh heh...
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>>750551745
I was never properly trained in its operation
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I WANT THAT savage young woman in exactly one hour, I mean it!
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>>750552684
JC Denton is basically what happens when you put 50 billion dollars worth of weaponized tech into an autistic retard.
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>>750607207
Better take a GEP gun.
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>>750607207
And it was done intentionally because Paul showed that putting that shit in someone who was marginally smart was a fucking mistake.
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>>750606149
Against my orders?
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>>750597940
Except you need more humans to keep the pyramid scheme known as pensions running.
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>>750608669
Money is for plebeians to worry about, nobody cares about money on the macro scale.
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>>750607207
Another 50 billion dollars down the drain
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>>750609395
What a shame.
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I bet I could jack the 747.
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>>750543387
>Me too
no
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>>750607254
The GEP gun takedown is always the most silent way to eliminate manderley
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*prods you*
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>>750611674
*groans* You got any food?
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>>750611674
Probably just a homeless guy
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>>750612603
I better add him to the list of NSF casualties.
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>>750594627
Yeah, the real problem is too many gramps eating from your pay
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>>750597940
>mindset of a virus (or a capitalist)
Lol. Lmao even.
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Within the week, there will be OLD MEN running the world.
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>>750613084
A new age.
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Who's the scar one? You, or me?
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>>750551745
NUH. YEH.
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Deus Ex is the most boring game i have ever played
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>>750607715
Get moving!
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>>750612929
He is not wrong. The idea of endless growth being the only sustainable model of development for humanity is delusion.
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>>750614752
All form of socialism do this shit too.
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>>750614297
Name every game you've ever played.
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>>750614863
You don't know anything about socialism.
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>>750615013
Oh so Poland invaded itself?
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SWEEET CAROLINE
BAH BAH BAH
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*coughs*
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Son of a!
This isn't /hoc/
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>>750615821
Damn, this grey man is planning to steal everyone's saturation!
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do you have a single peer-reviewed study that was conducted by a credible institution whose staff is entirely in agreement with my political ideology to back that up?
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Good work. I will now consent to meet you in person.
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>>750615942
>>750618328
OH YUMYE
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>>750601246
>it is because I say it is and this is magically more factual than your "cope" because its doomer bullshit for mature edgy doomers like me
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>>750615631
>someone mentions capitalism in a vaguely negative manner
>midwits immediately leap in to their masters defense
>thread quality plummets
why is it always like this
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>>750622824
Where did you get these pictures of me?
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>>750622824
You retards don't understand your masters stay the same under every system.
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Can't you fags keep your politics out of deus ex?
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>>750615709
This fucking guy
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>>750624058
Reality is a spook
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>>750625642
Based.
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>>750622824
>someone mentions capitalism in a vaguely negative manner
I haven't read the thread. I'm just dropping by from the front page, but I can imagine it's because some performative retard said something along the lines of "uhm [bad thing] is the foundation of capitalism" in a smug and atheist manner.

Pointing fingers at some poorly defined concept is incredibly performative and really gets you the same reaction as climate-activists yapping about muh melting ice and whatnot.

Bad thing bad is not the foundation of capitalism. It's the foundation of humanity. Man will always strive to better himself for short-term gains not caring about the long-lasting effects.
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>>750625642
Reality is whatever I deem it to be.
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>>750625642
That will be your butt.
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>>750622824
Blaming problems on capitalism is like blaming natural disasters on the laws of physics. It means you're an utterly deranged person who should be ignored.
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So Marx was the Xerxes of political ideology
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>>750627512
Just another parasite.
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>>750628129
[The bum screams at you]
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>>750537140
I know the commander
He's my pal
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PAUL
UNATCO heart my weenie
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>>750627119
Yes sir!
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I have to drop something
Heh heh
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>>750605049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM-2hc5foJU
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Our orders are to locate a barrel of Ambrosia they are hiding inside -- I will
give you a schematic of the barrel. But first we will exterminate the NSF
terrorisssssstsssssss.
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