Princess Zelda of Hyrule
And her tremendous rear end.
What's her tax policy?
>>750535542You’d need more than 13 hearts to pull me out
>>750535542>>750535585now I feel smallfuck you
>>750535585Off model art is so ugly, I'll never understand why troons and browns post it
>>750535606Save her life and she'll steal your house.
I wonder what she'd look like as a horse?
I'm going to stop this thread right here.We must respect Zelda.
I could never play these games. Having your game named after a woman is like taking your wife’s name. I don’t respect link.
>>750535542>Ugliest version of the character gets the most art because she happened to be in the most popular gameKill me
>>750535919but it's not HIS game
>>750535859The best way to respect zelda is to give her an heir
>>750535542This is so sexy but I don’t think it’s on-model for someone like Zelda
>>750535542
>>750536047True.
>>750536160Child rape sex
>>750536005He is the playable character. It’s his game.
>>750535618Well LInk is a manlet so you're getting the true experience.
>>750535585Her tremendous smelly rear end.
>>750536662Zelda doesn't have freckles. I can't abide this mistake as it alone renders this entirely off-model.
>>750536047But she's already got plenty of heir on her head
>>750535941Ugliest is SS though.
>>750535542AI sloppa.
>>750536751Zelda has a freckled fat ass its canon.
>>750537143Good. It's hotter knowing a greasy balding fat man didn't draw it, and instead a bunch of algorithms in a computer shit it out instead
>>750535542>the only female protag in the entire world to be less popular/fuckable than the male oneAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>750536160me on the left
>>750535885Porn addicts seem to have a voyeur component which forces them to group masturbate in inappropriate places
>>750537582>he thinks about men when fappingWhy are AIfaggots so fucking gay
>>750537625I mean that's definitely not true and you'd only think that if you were a full-blown faggot.
>>750537774He's a brown "male" and wants to be buck broken by a tall, aryan chad like link
>>750537969>tallLink is a complete manlet, he's shorter than Zelda, there's nothing really "chad" about him physically.
No one cares about Purah anymore, but Zelda is eternal.
>>750537096*Shoots faggot-nuking beam at you**You explode*
>>750538247Purah lost all her sex appeal when she uhhhhh...My lawyers advised me not to finish that sentence.
>>750535542Is this the daily Zelda's scat thread?
>>750538143>the hero of fucking time isn't a chad>the saviour of the world who kills all sorts of monstersThe cope gets worse. And link is usually quite young, though his height and age varies
>>750538420The Hero of Time IS a chad, but that's not who we're talking about here, is it? BotW Link is a totally different guy.
>>750536410
>>750538361Purah is objectively the better girl, but Zelda is the main girl, so naturally she's more popular.
>>750535650It's for people who are so dumb that even their subconscious doesn't see anything beyond sheer size. They have no taste and no control over their imaginations.
brap
>>750540198
>>750540363
>>750535542>>750535585how fat are her shits?
>>750535542They don't have bikinis in medieval times.
>>750540363Kek
>>750538470Thats his peak chad physique and looks. Link is a hero and chad in every iteration
>>750535542The only Zelda I like is the light dragon monstergirl hybrid that doesn't exist
>>750540831Thanks for letting everyone know how shit your taste there.
>>750541250Likewise
>>750540506Hyrule Castle's plumbing system can't handle them, she goes outside in a hole.
>>750535585>>750541250>>750542114Stop posting Zelda with a comically huge ass.
>>750542302This iteration of Zelda is made for gooning, no cuddlefaggotrism
>>750542302No.
>>750537774Women are not objects Link
>>750535859Oh great, its the guy who makes erotic fanfiction of pauline from dk bananza.
>>750536160Literally me
>>750536160>unsearchablesource
>>750544126Christ on sale, just look up Zelda on your favourite booru and it'll probably be on the first page.
>>750535542She looks like she holds hands with Gerudo men
>>750545115who would sell christ?
>>750545115Nigga don't you think I tried that?
try ugly_man and zelda as search terms?
>>750536761what does that mean??
>>750542302It's not comical it's genuine.
>>750542730This fucker is the same fucker that posts as ZelinkOP btw
Zelink is the only canon couple in the franchise across all gamesMaloncucks lostGanoncucks lost and love to watch
>>750547338Notice how he hasn't responded yetit's damning evidence that he is the zelinktranny
>>750545564The church
Happy wholesome Zelink? Nah, post more Zelda with wobblemeat.
>>750547965Bro I love that stuff.
>>750547358lol
>>750548069
>>750545676I have just checked that it has been posted on Gelbooru at least, so get out there and find it.
>>750548130
>>750548130You're based for not just giving him the sauce anon. Make em work for it.
>>750548130respect. give a man a fish n shit
Princess Zelda, but it's a spoiler.
>>750548458That's a ninja anon.
>>750548525Thanks for keeping her cover. I know that must have taken a lot of restraint.
>>750542394How is anybody supposed to goon to such absurd proportions.
>>750548458Hot Sheikah ass
>>750547965Zelink is the only good thing about these threadsMaloncucks and Ganoncucks need not apply
>>750535542>>750536161>>750542302>>750547474>>750547626Besides a couple of these other Zeldas, these are the only attractive ones...
>>750545378She loves Hylian men only
>>750549115Zelda is only drawn attractive by women and they only draw her with link
>>750542730Can you verify this?Post a link to the fanfiction.
Cartoonishly large
>"STOP DRAWING ME WITH A CARTOONISHLY HUGE ASS!"
The ass of the princess should be hyper sized.
Ganon loves to watch Link make love to Zelda every night
>>750549357This
>>750549414search the archives on herehe has a long history of shitting up all nintendo threads he's just as bad as the eric schizo if not worse
>>750536140Women should keep their armpit hair intact.
>>750550901I asked you to post a link to the>erotic fanfiction of pauline from dk bananzathat you said exists, that was written by The Pauline III Theorist.You said that, right?So prove it.
Zelda's butt is not big.https://x.com/mmd_imbapovi/status/1245760139463884806
>>750551069I'm not that anon though
>>750535585/d/ BBL asstrash looks soooooooooo fucking awful and /d/trannies are unironic faggots for finding this attractive
>>750552456What do BBLs have to do with prolapsing?
>>750552482Typical fetishfaggot playing dumbYou're subhuman, never forget that
>>750552534You could just have said you didn't know, dude.
>>750547616Malon isn't even in this game. Take your meds.
>>750535542BotW Zelda is ugly.
>>750535585the anons who like these 400lb asses, do you imagine being enveloped or vored by the buns? i don't get it
>>750552710I do. There is an artist Cuddlecore, he draws a perfect representation of what I want to happen with 2 ton cheeks.
>>750552710I imagine fucking them and watching their gigantic ass meat wobble and clap around.
>>750552559No shit but she still lost to ZeldaZelink is the only canon romance
>>750552624I hate BotW and everything about it but this is just a mentally ill statement. Even a gay man would admit shes hot
>>750552559Also take an entire bottle of adderall and kys faggot
>>750553230>>750553419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwzL96o94-A
>>750553545nice projectionmalontrannyZelink won
G A N O N E D ANONED
>>750553947L I N K E DI N KED
Also known as Bosphoramus the Bokoblin Fucker
>>750549675No
>>750554601She fucks Hylian men onlyLink is her only loverBokoblins and Ganon love to watch them make love
>>750548368I miss my bbw gf id do this with her giant bare ass every night
>>750554979>>750554993>>750555012>>750555036Built to be pierced by Link's Master Sword only
buttanon
>>750535542thick eyebrows....erotic.....
>>750555356
>>750554601I don't like to pair zelda with bokoblins. they're too normal.she's basically fucking local criminal thugs. I already consumed the 70s and 80s smut movies full of that shit. it's boring.I require weirder, supercrack pairings. I don't know, lynels? that weird tree enemy? yeah that weird tree enemy is good. lynels are too based for that.
>>750556652She should be only paired with Link and Link ONLYANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS A FAGGOT
>>750535542slop
>>750558785Its not you dumbass
>>750558904prove it
>>750558931Its good
>>750558960slop
>>750558979prove it
>>750535542bokoblin breeder
>>750559209Link breeder*
>>750559291He can watch if he behaves I suppose.
>>750559338NoHe makes Ganon sit in his cuck chair and his minions watch while he fucks her in all positiions
>>750559017It's not I was hoping someone would recognize the source I will not provide it.
GANON AND MALON LOST AND LOVES TO WATCHZELINK WON
What the actual fuck is going on in this thread?
>>750560241brappppppppfftt
>>750560241A lot of shit.
Throw brapfags into a living geyser.
>>750560241Ganoncucks cannot handle Zelda being canonically romantic with Link
NINTENDO ADULT THREAD APPROVED BY NINTENDO ADULTS!!
>>750539038yeah he already said they were brown
>>750560413And?
>>750535542Hyrule has no textile industry capable of producing those swimsuits.
>>750536510low test
>>750560891Because swimsuits are made by great fairies
>>750548130no it hasnt
This thread is ass
This thread stinks
>>750560891That's not stopping artisans from sewing up a swimsuit much less a sheikah artisan.You're just pointing out that the peasants will never find a bikini like that. That's custom made for Zelda. Probably by purah in an attempt to convince zelda to breed instead of being a silly bookworm
>>750561360I like to imagine that theres legit an anon whose dream is to gift game girls cucumber and that AI is finally letting him live his dream in this despicable dystopic world.
>>750535542This is what Malon's milk does to a woman
zelda ass
>>750560303>t-toooooot....
>>750560997first good post in the thread
>>750564419second good post in the thread
>>750564563>>750564530>>750564048I should cum
steaming fat logs
>>750535542They knew what they were doing when they designed her eyebrows
>>750564580imagine the shits this woman takes
Wait a second this is just a circlejerk thread.
>>750535542>tendies keep spamming how they are the only ones playing/discussing gaymes>meanwhile goon threads like these are constantly getting posted without getting deleted
DON'T OPEN
>>750565479Who is unc quoting?
>>750565520
>>750549675And start drawing her with cartoonishly huge breasts instead
>>750566105My folder has plenty of fat Zelda milkers too.
>>750566142>tit veinsbased, it just needs armpit hair
>>750566105Would rahter they draw her with a cartoonishly huge brood she milked out of Link
>>750566225the only ones milking heirs out of Link are the gerudo
>>750535542This fanart is off-model because it makes her looks graceful.Anyone that knows her personally knows that she's actually the biggest klutz ever. Did you know she once lost her balance and fell over so bad that she landed 10 000 years in the past? How is that even possible?
>>750535542god, i fucking hate when she does that
>>750566142>>750566189based veiny breast enjoyer
>>750570337sauce?
>>750570416g reaper
>>750570442Is it especially recent? Not seeing it on sadpanda or Sankaku Channel.
>>750571730yes, found it on ATF booru
>>750548623I'm gonna say it. There is not enough Zelda Sheik porn. Like Z-Sheik proves that Ocarina Zelda is CANONICALLY muscular or at least fit and lean, and there is not enough porn of that. Especially of her looking tomboyish. And exposing her big titties from her bindings. This is to say we need more tomboy Zelda.
>>750535542>>750563847>>750564651>>750569670Fuck. I should finally properly play and beat BOTW.
>>750570337>men want one thing
>>750564048my €80 pvc figures never did this? :S
>>750571752I tend to assume that anything cutoff like that is paywalled.
Doesn't Zelda feel bad about inheriting a position at the top of a violently imposed social hierarchy?
>>750535542for me it's Violynne
>>750554601>>750556652Check out DarkLuLBird if you haven't already. Mostly 'blins but some great stuff with other creatures (especially werewolves).
>Rebecca thread deleted>This shit stays up
>>750535542These threads are so fucking gay, hey guys let’s all jerk off in unison to fan art!
>>750576204you’re supposed to be saving the images you like and then close the thread retard
>>750576204welcome to /v/. it's either that or bitching about idpol faggotry
>>750576204CirclejerkGODS won
>>750576343Why the fuck would I save fan art made by some smelly nigga to jerk off to later?
>>750576393I can hear this gif.
>>750535542Who is the artist on this?
>>750576343based
>>750535542ganon can't get enough
>>750535542>>750538527>>750566105>>750566142>>750570386God I love big titties
>>750535606Anal only.
>>750535542Kind of insane that there's like a generation and a half of Zelda fans that only know of Zelda as her BotW-era version, hence 85% of the art in here being of her.Makes me wonder what the next Zelda will look like, and whether or not it's even possible to take off in the same way.
>>750576461you just answered your own question
>>750535542Sexy ass eyebrows...
>>750579427My man
How many more signals do you need Link?
Blessed thread
>>750579564link has no dick though
>>750579564being in a bikini and in water reminds her of mipha so yeah those signals are not clear
>>750579770We all know Link has a magnum dong. Nintendo just can't show it.
Princess of Farts
>>750561360>no headpatkek
Zelda is built for Link only
Off model garbage
Chocolate triforce.
>>750584281groomer
>>750580209thisGanon cries and faps while Link goes all in on Zelda while he watches
>>750535585imagine two huge black dildoes lodged in her assholejust dangling out like tails but with balls all that gaping and farting... guuhhh
>>750585339I don't know why they have to be black but unf
Fat fags should be crushed.NTR fags should be cared for and loved.
>>750587593Bad anon, no sample posting.
>>750586204>Fat fags should be crushed.BASED>NTR fags should be cared for and loved.cringe
>>750586204Fatfags should be brapped on.
>>750588271Brapfags should be gassed
>>750535585>MUH ASS!!!>I WANT TO EAT POOP OUT OF HER ASS
>>750588271>>750588730Both should be taken behind the woodshed and shot
>>750590137I'm trying to go for ironic punishment, not cold murder.
>>750589224i dont look like this but i say this
>>750590220both are degeneratevanilla romantic love between Link and Zelda should be the only thing encouraged
>>750549153No she’s a BGC queen
There's no other zelda thread other than this porn bait. When does the remake pre load start in the us? It's past 7 days now
>>750591421wrongshe's canonically in love with Link onlyAll other pairings are non canon and fanfiction
>>750591441The fuck are you buying that piece of shit for? Have some taste.
>>750591721She looks like she fucks Hylian men only :)
>>750590223>>750590250>>750590421>>750590456>>750590480Link is so lucky to fuck that every night
She is a scat queen.
Smashing link's head into a bloody pulp with his pig fist and then turning into his human form to fuck Zelda. Ganon won.
>>750592390Ganon lostLink fucked Zelda while Ganon watched
>Ocarina of TimeZelda NOT best girl>Majora's MaskZelda NOT best girl>WindwakerZelda best girl>Twilight PrincessZelda NOT best girl>Skyward SwordZelda best girl>Breath of the WildZelda best girl>Tears of the KingdomZelda NOT best girl (she's barely in this game)
>open tits thread>nothing but disgusting niggerass spamban americans
>>750592559Zelda is best girl in OoT though? There's a lot of stiff competition I'll give you that but she's still best. And Paya is best girl in BotW, c'mon now.
>>750592559>Skyward Sword>Zelda best girlwrong
>>750592560>BotW Zelda>not always an ass threadYou're retarded.
>>750592560>>750592742Botw Zelda thread = Scat threadsimple as
>>750550953Female body hair is an invention of the demiurge and a sign that we are living in a false reality. In the real world women have no hair anywhere but their head.
>>750592742You’re brown.
>>750592861and you are a fag as usual
>>750592893Liking ass instead of tits makes you gay.I don’t make the rules, just how it is.
>>750592559>Ocarina of TimeZelda best girl>Majora's MaskZelda best girl>WindwakerZelda best girl>Twilight PrincessZelda best girl>Skyward SwordZelda best girl>Breath of the WildZelda best girl>Tears of the KingdomZelda best girlFTFYAll other zelda girls lost along with Ganon :)
>>750564646Guys like this sort of thing?
>>750592559
>>750553035It's not meat it's FAT. My ex was bigger and her ass was like your pic related. It was awful. My current GF is fit and has a nice, round, plump ass of muscle and is WAY better.
>>750593062im still mad she had to fucking die...
>>750560997SAUCE? Can't find anything
>>750593434looks like AI
>>750592701Link is so fucking lucky
I'm so lucky...
>>750594705Link is the only lucky one here
>>750594705YWNBAW
>>750594213How in the fuck is sloppa getting that good? It's obvious now with the 2nd webm they posted but I legitimately thought that was a real animationMaybe I'm becoming retarded
REMINDER that anyone shipping Zelda with Ganon/Ganondorf is confirmed a cuck and loves to watch Link make sweet romantic love to Zelda
>>750595584ACTUALLY i love to see link make sweet love with ganons tootsie roll
>>750593424play the hyrule warriors gameshe comes back to life in that one
>>750596319wrongLink is only made for Zelda onlyGanon loves to watch :)
>>750584979Link is the only one worthy of that
>>750592972>he doesn't enjoy both
>>750598573he can't handle that ass
>>750535606She demands gallons of Hylian cum every week
Link gapes her royal cunt every night and leaves 10 million spermlings inside her womb as a gift.
Between Sheik and Tetra, who is sexier?
>>750598778His master sword is more than enough unlike tiny pig cock Ganon
>>750599010Sheik is obviously the sexy one.Tetra is cute though!!
>>750599010Zelda (Forma de Ninja)
>>750598857>10 millionweak as she requires billions of sperm cells which Link's supercharged cock can give her
>>750535542she looks, smells, tastes and sounds like a nortubel character
Ganon watches her fart on Link's dick
>>750599316Ganon loves to watch Link flood her baby batter room most definitelyGanon and his tiny pig cock cannot satisfy her unlike Link
>>750599520Why did I bother looking this up?
>>750600249still too short for herLink can and will satisfy her
>>750600249Pigs are funny because they are your standard quick shooters in nature but they spend like half an hour cumming.
>>750600287Okay.
>>750600670>he doesn't know about the master swords true ability
>>750592364She loves feeding Ganon her shit like a good happy cuck he is!Meanwhile Link gets to tap that ass everyday
amerifart thread
Not enough scat in this thread, it's over...
>>750599236Kunoichi is the correct term
>>750600670>displayed at the Iceland Phallological MuseumDamn. Don't remember seeing it there. I still have a pic of Hendrix's tho.
>>750604628GoodZelda is pure and only good for Link anyways
>>750600670>8 inches in girthI legitimately can't picture that in my head
Zelda got that Bokogoblin Brapper Container on her
>>750606571Yeah and it’s Link’s ass and pussy onlyBokogoblins love watching along with Ganon
Does anyone remember that ine porm comic that had Link and Zelda dominating Ganondorph in a threesome?
>>750607065Who cares about that fanfiction when we both know that Link breeds Zelda while Ganon watches in his cuck chair
>>750535585This look like shit
Why did nintendo make zelda look mexican/amerindian? Look at her face and facial structure.
>>750606703This is what Link dreams about while unconscious from being savagely beaten by a boko who then fucks Zelda while she creams over Link's body
>>750607437monolith soft sucks at making faces.
>>750589224I look like this but hate assfags
>>750607437It's an ancient Greek phenotype perchance
>>750607475WrongLink savagely murders everything in his path then turns to Zelda and viciously fucks and filling her holes with his precious Hylian cum meanwhile Ganon watches from his cuck chair again
Link gets to fuck Zelda everynight while Ganon watchesGanon is such a happy cuck!
>>750576758Chibicheeks
>>750607927>>750609513Link is sure as shit lucky to fuck that every night
>>750535542This whore fucks bokoblins.
>>750609679She fucks Link exclusively Ganon's minions love to watch them make love
>>750554713>>750554601she belongs to monster cocklink belongs to ganonsimple as
>>750609748wrongShe belongs to Link and his giant hylian cock only
I wanna be Zeldated.
>>750589224I look like this and I say stuff like that
What official Princess Zelda toys should Nintendo make?
>>750610159Based on the thread, fart spray.
>>750610159Zelda pocket pussy
boringassthread
>>750610470
>>750535585Is it possible to have a hard preference for ass and not be a brapfag?
>>750609739>>750608032>>750607875>>750606703This incel seething lol
>>750610954>seethingnah just enjoying that Link fucked Zelda while Ganon loves to watch :)
>>750610953Yes, easily, in fact this describes the vast majority of people who like big asses. Vocally annoying shitposters are in the extreme minoriy.
Ganoncucks can't get over themselves ;)Link fucked Zelda and got her pregnant while Ganon sits in his cuck chair crying and coping that he will never breed with royalty
>>750562649skill issue
>>750600670And then there's me...
>>750535585big asses get me harddon't know what all the seething this post generated is about. do you guys all not have balls or something?
>>750613049It’s just scat obsessed ganoncucks that can’t control themselves
Source on this image? It'd be a crime if the artist doesn't do actual porn
>>750613986The OP image? It's AI
>>750613986>artist
>>750615416>>750615649Sloppers are artists too y'know. They even get paid and everything
>>750566105This is the way
>>750592559>Twilight Princess>Zelda NOT best girlShe IS best girl
R E M I N D E R
>>750616219Long forgotten lore.
>>750606513<8 inchesAssuming that's circumference, it's about the width of soda can.
>>750606513>I legitimately can't picture that in my headTake a thin, rectangular strip of paper 8 inches long and make the two ends touch.
>>750613946PS.Ganon lost and loves to watch Link fuck Zelda every night :)
>>750610954You lost btwGanon is a happy cuck! and loves to watch Zelda make love to Link
Ganon lostZelink won and will forever remain the canon couple/thread
>>750620000CHECKED
>>750540831Dragon Zelda is cute and wholesome.
Nabooru of the Gerudo Valley.
>>750595584Zelda will be the proud mother of many Gerudos :)
>>750621571
>>750621527CopeShe's canonically giving birth to multiple hylian menShe is only made to be bred by Link
>>750564048got sauce?
>>750623219my drive
>>750535542where is her penis I need to suck it NOW
>>750623682Girls don't have penis you FAG
>>750623813they do in my japanese animes
>>750621502Maybe the best Zelda fanart pic ever
>>750621685BBBBRRAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT
>>750593062I found it weird how she just exposes her tits and Nintendo is fine with it
>>750555407Saved.
>>750623682how can I suck her penis if she doesn't have one
>zelda thread>immediately devolves into nigger ass spam every single timeWhy is /v/ like this?
>>750626430nothing wrong with that
>>750626430Hey buddy Kill yourselfThanks
>>750544126https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15137368&tags=zelda+licking_another%27s_face+
>>750562649Literally the first thing that shows up with the right tags. Make sure to show all site content retard-kun.
>>750576090tendies have mod protection i am afraidgod forbid you talk about non-nintendo game here
>>750536254start doing this.
>zelda ass is slightly big in game>retarded subhuman westoid artists draw her with a disgusting cartonishly gigantic cellulite-filled assI don't get it
>>750630357Me either.
>>750631181>>750631528>Send to: Anon
Which Zelda was the biggest jobber? Even fuck ups like OoT and BotW still have pretty impressive feats to balance out their mistakes
>>750621502Makes me want to breed a child.
Ban porn threads
>>750632624You just killed the board
>>750632657Then it should die
>>750632495You mean, to make a child right?
>>750626430Mix of yoga pants BotW Zelda and Smash Zelda's "hitbox". Kinda like what happened to Hex Maniac and that one throwaway NPC that sold milk.
>>750632742No.
>>750632951>anakin.jpg
>>750632951No I mean to have a 9 year old child princess legs spread on the bed with my gross peasant cock pressed up against her vacuum tight slit training her night by night fitting it in deeper and deeper until finally I can fill her prepubescent womb with my unworthy seed making her pregnant. She still cums through furious rubbing of the head of my cock on her little cunny clit though of course.
>>750631528
>>750631181>>750631528Not realistic at all. Clothes would be off.
>>750633110
>>750535542Artist?
>>750635307WHATTHEFUCK
>>750535542What does jerking off with other dudes to drawings have to do with video games?
>>750635542Why are you gay?
>>750635542Retard
>>750635591
